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選賈斯汀魯索當學生會會長

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賈斯汀魯索

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別忘了，賈斯汀魯索是最熱心的

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看我多厲害，想出這個口號，對

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沒想到我們會成為競爭對手

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選查克當會長

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查克，最好，最棒

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我也該抬頭挺胸了，該獨立自主了

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不過給我一個好理由，我就投你一票

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這一套是雞裝，穿鵝裝就太蠢了

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投票選我當集會發言人

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你為什麼想當發言人，集會發言人

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因為只要在集會開始當引言人

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剩下的時間想做什麼都可以

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可以到處惡作劇

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艾莉絲，老是惡作劇妳不覺得累嗎？

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拜託，裝滿果凍的躲避球？

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對，非常精彩

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不會吧

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精彩得讓妳在…

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星期六留校查看

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雖然妳動也不動，人還是在這裡

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《少年魔法師》

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好了，廚房裡面的人

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我們走，今天艾莉絲留校查看

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我們可以到她所不能去的地方

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她哪裡不能去

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康尼島，愛麗絲島和羅斯福島

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艾莉絲以為只要人在島上

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就不用遵守規則

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可是她住在曼哈頓島

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這不就結了嗎？

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穿著週末休閒服的賴老師

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你來這裡做什麼？

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我來押魯索先生去留校查看的

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-好吧
-不

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賈斯汀

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-你說什麼
-什麼

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我跟大家一樣驚訝，不過你們也知道

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詭譎多變的政治界是會讓人改變的

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你跟我走吧

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可是我又沒做什麼

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去跟法官說吧

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但你就是法官

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這樣的話，那我不想聽

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要快幾個小時，二或四？

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是賴老師

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我正在調整時間

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誰…誰知道正確時間

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因為這時鐘它都…不準

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賴老師，我做錯什麼了

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我不能跟他們這種人關在一起

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聽說他們聞得到恐懼，現在…

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我渾身是那種味道

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不，那種味道早就有了

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你來這裡做什麼？

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你老是提早交作業

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老師們終於看不下去了

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你要做我的數學作業

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你有恐懼的味道

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賴老師，你得救我出去

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對不起，孩子

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可是有人破壞了我的辦公室

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而所有的線索全部都指向你

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證據確鑿

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我在學校看過這個傻瓜

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那是我

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閉嘴

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我正在想在哪裡看過他，好嗎？

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賴老師，我…

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我從來沒有幫我哥辯解，但相信我

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他絕對做不出這個惡作劇傑作

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妳是說，是妳做的

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也許是你，他是你最愛的學生

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好了，所有人坐下來

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留校查看現在…

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開始

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各位犯人好

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典獄長

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抱歉遲到了，剛剛在講電話

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你媽打來的

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她說不要坐我的椅子

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妳是誰？

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我是史蒂薇，我姓…

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我不想知道妳的名字

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妳幹嘛想知道我的？

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她讓妳變得跟他一樣

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好了

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我三點左右回來放你們出獄

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如果你們缺什麼東西

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早應在惹麻煩前想到了

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嘿，史蒂薇

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跟我講個睡前故事吧

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妳怎麼會這麼快就被留校查看了

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我在前一個學校有案底

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所以他們要我在這裡補罰

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沒關係，這樣更快認識同伴

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妳的人？

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妳是說我，謝謝，妳真窩心

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現在…請恕我失陪

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我得在細雨中，閉眼睡幾個小時

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妳最好關小聲一點，好嗎？

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它害我想要上一號

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對，沒錯，我用字很文雅

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好…就尿吧

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（摩天輪）

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糟了，停下來了

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大家不要驚慌

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不行，我最愛驚慌

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放心，沒事的

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相信這跟我們超重

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-擠在這輛車上沒有關係
-對

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很快就會修好的

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我們…

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趁天氣這麼晴朗

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好好欣賞這片美麗風景

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好像變天了

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好冷

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這就是我迫不及待想全身長毛的原因

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沒關係

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誰要穿草莓圖案的毛衣？

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我還有蝴蝶圍巾可以借你們

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我可以用魔棒帶大家逃脫這裡嗎？

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-動手吧，兒子
-真是謝謝你

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好

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發生得比我預期的還要快

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把蝴蝶圍巾給我好了

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早安

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天啊

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魯蛇

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惡作劇的人是你

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不是我

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別緊張，傻瓜

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我覺得很酷

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那…沒錯

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這都是我做的

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你們大家要選我當集會發言人嗎？

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這個嘛

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我們不投票的

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因為你不識字

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要知道…壞孩子跟笨蛋是有差別的

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就算我要投票…

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也是選做這件事的人

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就是這位老兄

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你

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你才沒有惡作劇

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只要能出去，要我招供搶銀行都可以

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可是惡作劇是我的競選承諾

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我不能讓你獨佔功勞

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我要查清楚誰是罪魁禍首

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並請他幫我競選

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他一定會在現場留下一些線索的

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不把他找出來我絕對不離開

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好了，所有人

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留校查看結束，出去！

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太好了！

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魯索同學

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雖然妳動也不動…

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我還是看得見妳

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那現在呢？

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今天是你的幸運日，你可以跟我們玩

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不過你一定要做些改變才行

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好，我是說…

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好耶

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比如什麼呢？

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好，首先，把褲頭拉低一點

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為什麼？

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要打預防針嗎？

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我很怕打針

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不…

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只要你穿低一點就好了

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好…

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你的鞋帶幹嘛綁著？

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解開來

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對…

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對…解開來，好

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對

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我喜歡

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一切都好散漫

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好邋遢

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非常輕鬆

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你好嗎，老兄

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-我想你可以了
-怎麼樣

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對那邊那個書呆子丟石頭

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巨犬在滑水

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這太好笑了

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查克是我的朋友

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嘿，賈斯汀，聽著

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我都聽說了，我知道你是無辜的

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你的褲子怎麼了，老兄

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拉起來

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你希望看起來像伊迪嗎？

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查克，留校查看改變了我

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伊迪他們是…我的同伴

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我想是這麼說的，同伴

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我不相信

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如果是他逼你說的，眨兩次眼睛

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聽著，查克，我變成街頭混混了

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這次選舉我不可能贏

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沒想到你會被伊迪他們搶走

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再見了，老朋友

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聽著

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現在我要假裝…對你丟石頭

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好吧…

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我要你假裝被石頭給打到

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好吧…

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滾吧，你這書呆子討厭鬼魯蛇

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好

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我的脊椎

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好痛

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爸，這是生死關頭嗎？

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好

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我要讓我的心跳慢下來

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就像熊一樣進入冬眠狀態

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我餓死了

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你們聞到義大利臘腸和蘇打餅嗎？

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我的鼻子開始產生幻覺了

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不是

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這是我的義大利臘腸蘇打餅耳環

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我們得救了

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海波…

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我需要妳的幫忙

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我一定要查出是誰這麼會惡作劇

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因為愛惡作劇的人最適合幫我輔選
妳去哪了？

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我跟妳爸和麥斯
被困在康尼島的摩天輪上面了

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康尼島，我們不能去那裡

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不，是妳不能去

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所以你們自己去了？

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對，這是不受“艾莉絲干擾日”

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抱歉…好，快點

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就施展一下妳的魔法

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拯救妳的爸爸和弟弟

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我不用魔法

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我要讓他們享受“不受艾莉絲干擾日”

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因為…因為我就是這麼好

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別動

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我親愛的…

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我親…愛的愛人

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妳像花…

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終於…

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這如果不是超大型的惡作劇

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就是最適合我臥室的新設計

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海波，專心，我們在找線索

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連訂書機都包起來了

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這個人的手指很靈巧

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而且時間好像很多

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就是我

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不是妳，海波

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要是賈斯汀的海報能講話就好了

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真的，沒錯，因為他們全都看到是誰

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不，是因為我喜歡跟賈斯汀說話

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海波

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好

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牆上海報，說出實話才應當

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請投我一票，各位選民們好…

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請選賈斯汀魯索
我叫做賈斯汀魯索…

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我最喜歡的顏色是藍色和紅色…

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賈斯汀是唯一選擇…

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好了，大家全部閉嘴

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好，是誰在賴老師的

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辦公室裡惡作劇

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不

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你

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只有你，說

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我不能說

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我答應過小姐不說的

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-小姐，是個女孩
-是個女孩？

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她是位手指靈巧和時間很多的女孩

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妳確定不是我嗎？

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她是誰？

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我不能講，因為她要投票選我

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妳也知道每一票都很重要

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而且她要選他，正是我

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並不是妳，海波

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我不會把那個人給供出來

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因為這場學生會長選舉
對我來說太重要了

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我不再跟妳們講話了

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海報…守口如瓶

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嘴巴…閉得很緊

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（賈斯汀的時代來了）

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我討厭賈斯汀這麼在乎承諾

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壞了我的好事

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走吧

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賈斯汀197票

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（選票箱）

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查克197票

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好，是一個女孩

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現在範圍縮小到207減1人

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因為，我們都很確定那不是我

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海波

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算了，都結束了，大家都投完票了

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好，等到當選名單出爐

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在那人的置物櫃裡擺假選票

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那妳的眼前人就是新集會發言人了

295
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哪裡去弄到多的選票

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走吧

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伊迪跟同伴

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你們來做什麼，你們不投票的

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我們…這次投了

300
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,302
他們說服了我

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00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,305
他們都說，我們應該投票之類的

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00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,934
賈斯汀，看來你領先了

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查克200票，賈斯汀206票

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我不在意

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我做了心靈探索…

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把票投給你了

307
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,281
要是我有投票

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我也會投給你的，兄弟

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你沒有投票

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你這算什麼公民

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選舉結果

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賈斯汀魯索共計贏了六票

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太好了

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賴老師，我要抽回我的票

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好吧

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賈斯汀領先了五票

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好，恭喜

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00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,771
真不可思議，你們的票讓我領先

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謝謝你們，伊迪跟同伴

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但是，因為賈斯汀破壞我的辦公室

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所以他恐怕不合資格

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什麼？

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什麼，不…

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賈斯汀應該當會長，這不是他做的

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如果不是他，那是誰呢？

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是我，全是我做的

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艾莉絲

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妳說什麼妳做的

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妳是怎麼做的？

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並不是我做的

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我知道這件事對你很重要

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我也在競選

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妳應該上台，去

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各位

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大家都知道賈斯汀跟我彼此有心結

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這話說得沒錯

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好吧，有人招供了

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賈斯汀魯索是你們的新學生會會長

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而艾莉絲魯索

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失去競選集會發言人的資格

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等等…

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你們大家不要對她指指點點的

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想要指指點點就針對我吧

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我做的

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00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,171
我巧手用賈斯汀海報

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把你的辦公室包起來

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連訂書機也是

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看來有兩個人做出了自白

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在西部，這是要決鬥的

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所以我才屏氣凝神期待時光機的發明

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但在那之前

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新轉來的史蒂薇

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艾莉絲魯索

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00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:53,443
誰能證明自己是全校最壞的女生

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艾莉絲魯索的置物櫃裡有這些嗎？

356
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,999
我就知道不是我

357
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,713
妳有一大馬車的麻煩了

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放馬過來，狂野賴比爾

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非常好

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00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,348
接下來三個星期六都要留校查看

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我第四個星期六有空

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00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,269
也許我們能找點事做

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00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,440
好了，怎麼回事

364
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,109
妳為什麼要這樣做

365
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:37,278
如果賈斯汀被留校查看的話

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伊迪他們就會選他，他就會當選

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原來我誤會妳了，史蒂薇

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00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,953
我也誤會妳了，艾莉絲

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00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,122
妳知道我在乎這場選舉

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所以主動替我背了這個黑鍋

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00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,419
你是我哥

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00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:57,257
至於先前跟你拿的那五百塊算扯平了

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00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,343
我也誤會你了

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00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,095
因為你沒惡作劇

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00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,472
他不再是我們的同伴了

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00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:05,890
他是“抓住他”

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00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,017
等等

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00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,479
媽呀！

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00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,442
好，妳真正的原因是什麼？

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00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:20,613
學校第二闖禍精是學生會長的妹妹

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00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:24,200
這讓人有很大的想像空間

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00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,203
好吧

383
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,290
好一個惡作劇傑作

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只要加強妳那邪惡的笑聲

385
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:35,545
我們就能當好朋友了

386
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,096
跟她說她的衣服很漂亮

387
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,515
妳的衣服很漂亮

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00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:52,395
謝謝，我們可以做朋友了

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00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,067
啊，謝謝！

390
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,485
太謝謝你了！

391
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,612
你真是個大好人！

392
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:09,162
討厭，睡一覺還沒解決

393
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,164
我要繼續睡

394
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,126
艾莉絲還在生我們的氣

395
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,378
所以一旦用不著我

396
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:17,462
就把我變回來

397
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:18,880
不過我趁她不注意

398
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,882
順手把我的牛肉乾外套帶來了

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00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,468
辣味或是照燒醬

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00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,470
好，我要辣味

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00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,888
選得好