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停，別再跟著我

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走開

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海波

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拜託

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艾莉絲，對不起
我知道你討厭體能活動

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所以我趁你睡覺的時候做訓練

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好…我已經醒了

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你的隱形狗把我吵醒了

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艾莉絲，我在做馬拉松訓練

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很抱歉狗吵到你

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覺得狗快要咬到我的臉

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我就會跑得快一點

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你為什麼會想要跑42公里？

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就跟你整個七月
都待在沙發上的原因一樣

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我懂了，那是個人的一種成就感

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設定目標，然後完成它

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那好，我應該支持你才對

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好，一般人都是怎麼說的？

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對，小聲一點

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《少年魔法師》

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海波，怎麼了？你在做什麼？

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我要把這些水果一起打成冰沙

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這真是個很棒的點子

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可以喝的正餐

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我很討厭咀嚼

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鳥類真幸運

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牠們的媽把食物嚼碎

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再直接吐進牠們的嘴巴裡

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真希望我爸娶的是一隻鳥

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老婆

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你看海波吃得多健康

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是，她正在接受馬拉松訓練

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你們一定很以你們女兒為榮

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對，沒錯，不愧是我們女兒

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拜託，她不是你們的女兒

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各位，你們看

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在熱狗上撒些玉米片就算是早餐了

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那才是你們的女兒

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是啊

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心中充滿驕傲，卻沒有給予的對象

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真悲哀

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你們該以我為榮

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我的臥室裡有整個書櫃的獎盃

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有…學術十項競賽

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辯論隊、外星語聯盟，多到數不清

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還沒算我得過的綵帶和表現傑出拍的照片

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兒子，其實我們非常以你為榮，可是…

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算了

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你房裡的那些獎盃

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都不需要動到你身體的任何一個部位

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好吧，我打算從現在開始做馬拉松訓練

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先修腳趾甲，增強腳趾甲跑長跑的耐力

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好，快點，海波

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吃你的熱狗早餐

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我們才能上樓躺在沙發上露營

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艾莉絲，這樣太不健康了

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我的身體是機器

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我要添加大自然能提供的最佳燃料

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賣熱狗給我的那個傢伙

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他聞起來就很自然啊

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艾莉絲，我正在受訓

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你到現在還沒有放棄
跑馬拉松那個瘋狂的念頭啊？

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都已經過了…

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四個小時了

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當我決心做一件事
不達目的，我是不會罷休的

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記得我參加過的拼字比賽嗎？

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我一直比賽到贏為止

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對，我記得

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那場跆拳道比賽是誰贏呢？

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沒錯，本小姐

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那杯冰沙沒料到它會有這種下場

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賈斯汀，我收到你的簡訊了

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我答應你

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我要訓練你，讓你跑贏馬拉松

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好，兄弟，儘管來吧

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因為我需要這個獎盃

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那我們立刻開始

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螃蟹走路…

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螃蟹走路，繼續螃蟹走路

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很好，很好

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現在換成鴨子走路

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鴨子走路，呱…盡情的呱

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很好…我們緩和一下

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用青蛙跳緩和一下，好嗎

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很好，伸展得很好

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體會釋放的感覺，很好

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那是你們的兒子？

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不是…

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我又沒有穿貓裝

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我從來不穿那個的，拜託不要再追我了

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海波

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海波

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艾莉絲，你這樣會害我跌倒

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海波，你搬進來的時候

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曾經答應過我永遠不會參加
什麼馬拉松比賽的

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親愛的，我從來沒有說過

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好，我半睡半醒，所以編的謊話不太好

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艾莉絲，很抱歉，可是我得繼續訓練

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我能跑12公里了

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要是順利的話差不多再三年

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我就能跑完馬拉松了

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對

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還要再嘎吱嘎吱三年？

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我從來沒有在鬧鐘響之前使用過魔法

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我根本就沒有鬧鐘

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真希望世界上有“完成馬拉松”的咒語

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是“完成馬拉松”咒耶

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我太愛魔法了

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謝了，艾莉絲

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謝謝你的支持

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好啦，加油，海波，你一定行

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努力…

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“尼普納普，希皮提哈普”

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“跑42.195公里不苦”

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這種蛋白點心條效果真快

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感謝來加油

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酷，用來潑參賽者的嗎？

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不，這是可以喝的正餐，要拿來賣的

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這種飲料裡面有加
咖啡、蛋、薯餅跟餐巾紙

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這樣等你喝完以後就不用擦你的臉了

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麥斯，沒有人會為了
買你的泥巴停下腳步的

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艾莉絲，顯然你很不適合當生意人

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他們跑過來，拿一杯

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我記下他們的號碼，比完再請款

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祝你好運，希望你追得到肯亞的選手

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借過，借過，抱歉，抱歉

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艾莉絲

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我每隔1.5公里
都安排了外星語聯盟會員

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為賈斯汀加油

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前6公里都有，之後人手就不夠了

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太好了，是海波

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她是領先選手耶

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她可能會贏得比賽

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我們跑到終點線

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那要6公里耶

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說得對，我們去坐計程車

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我坐前座

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好，反正是坐計程車

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等等

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一個十六歲女孩才訓練三週

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就要跑贏馬拉松

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你覺得怪不怪，艾莉絲？

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真的耶，這是個奇蹟

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加油，海波

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慢慢跑，加油

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我們真是以你為榮，海波

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我們應該把你的獎盃放在哪裡？

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我的房間

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別說傻話了

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應該讓別人知道魯索家的人贏了馬拉松

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她不是魯索家的人

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在你們跑贏馬拉松之前她是

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恭喜你，海波

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知道我要為你做什麼嗎？

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我要為你做我特製的
馬拉松比賽後放鬆冰沙

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藥草茶、溫牛奶和茉莉香味的蠟燭

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麥斯，你很早以前就被禁玩蠟獨了

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還有果汁機，所以不要嚷嚷

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賈斯汀，你來啦，你去哪了？

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我去跑馬拉松啦

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你去哪了？

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我照我們的安排，戴著外星人的面具

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跨過終點線時

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卻沒有人在那裡幫我照相

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少了相片，這樣子就太蠢了

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抱歉，兄弟
我看海波跑贏馬拉松，看得分心了

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她真了不起

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就像我們家那位
追著垃圾車跑的怪查理叔叔

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很值得一看

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等一下，你是說海波跑贏了馬拉松？

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對，不過別擔心，兒子

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你還是有那些獎盃放在書…什麼的

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我根本沒看到她，簡直像…簡直…

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她一定是趁我戴面具的時候超過我的

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對

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好，我要去泡我的腳…

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設法拯救我的腳趾甲

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艾莉絲、海波，過來聊聊

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看我在艾莉絲藏東西的區域找到了什麼

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好，那個區域又該換地方了

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這張是從作弊咒語書裡撕下來的一頁

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爸，我…

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我想我們該私下單獨來談這件事

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倒不是我知道什麼啦

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上面寫的是一個幫助人跑完馬拉松的咒語

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現在我們真的得談談了

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你為何不懂這種事應該單獨談

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不會吧，艾莉絲
你用魔法讓我贏得比賽？

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不是你，只有你的腳

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對不起，海波，我再也受不了了

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你老是在訓練，還有你的健康飲食

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你還說除非你能贏一場，不然要繼續下去

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艾莉絲，五年級拼字比賽
你這樣對海波被罰禁足

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還沒學到教訓嗎？

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我贏啦

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不會吧，我五年級拼字比賽
是作弊贏來的嗎？

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海波，你當時不知道魔法的事

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所以我不能告訴你

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我所有的成就，都是你製造的騙局？

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不，不是全部

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你…今天的服裝是你自己搭配的

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魯索伯父，能讓我看一下作弊咒語書嗎？

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可以

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“跳繩冠軍咒”

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有罪

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“跆拳道得到黑帶”咒語

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有罪

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“踢球第一個入選”

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你自己竟然沒想到，我太驚訝了

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實在太好笑了，艾莉絲

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我這一生最大的幾個成就
都是你造成的騙局

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我可不認為…

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“踢球第一個入選”是什麼樣的大成就

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這種事我哪裡會知道啊

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我們不用把獎盃退回去，對吧？

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你是告訴我艾莉絲用魔法
讓海波跑贏馬拉松？

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真不敢相信這是騙局

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艾莉絲怎麼能這樣對我們的女兒？

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那獎盃是假的了？

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真是個天大的好消息

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海波對這件事挺傷心的

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那又怎樣？艾莉絲作弊

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她是個騙子

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我還是能成為魯索家
第一個得到運動獎盃的人

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我要努力訓練，吃得好
跑贏下次的馬拉松

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對，等我的腳趾甲長回來，就立刻開始

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瞧瞧你做的好事

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你不但傷了海波的感情

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還讓你哥哥設下不實際的目標

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哪有？腳趾甲會長回來啊

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不過我…我真的替海波難過

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我不知道你要怎麼樣安慰她

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她又不能把那些所有的競賽重比一次

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慘了

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怎麼了？

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我剛剛不小心給了她一個念頭

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對，說得沒錯

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（18街小學拼字比賽）

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到了

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好，張開眼睛吧

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（18街小學拼字比賽）

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你用魔法毀了我的勝利還不夠

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現在還要用這些標語在我傷口上灑鹽嗎？

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不…我們要重建那些競賽的場合

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首先是你五年級的拼字比賽

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這次我不用魔法，你可以光明正大的獲勝

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我怎麼知道你不是用魔法

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讓我做到的？

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如果讓你拿著魔棒，你會比較安心嗎？

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是，我會

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不…拿回去，它讓我覺得好恐怖

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不用害怕，海波

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你的第一個字可能就是“咯咯咯咯”

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你罵我這個
18街小學拼字冠軍是弱雞嗎？

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是就是，不用否認

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來比吧，卡蘿

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好了，準備接受挑戰了嗎，麥斯？

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麥斯

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M A C K S

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麥斯

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不…不是這個字，那是你的名字

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而且你還拼錯了

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我應該要先問字義才對

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好了，卡蘿，你的字是

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hippopoto
monstroses

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quipedaliophobia

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可以請您用它造一個句子嗎？

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“hippopoto
monstroses

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quipedaliophobia

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是個討厭的字，我不想再說一次”

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就是這個句子

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hippopoto
monstroses

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quipedaliophobia

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HIPPOPOTO
MONSTROSES

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QUIPEDALIOPHOBIA

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hippopoto
monstroses

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quipedaliophobia

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正確

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好了，海波，你的字是sergeant

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很簡單，sergeant

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S E R G A E N T

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sergeant

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海波，你…答錯了

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很抱歉，你出局了

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閉嘴，卡蘿

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你真會安慰我啊，艾莉絲

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不…只有一場還不夠

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還有很多場，走吧

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2225

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2226

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2227…

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你為什麼停？

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我還可以跳

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可是你爸一副快要暈倒的樣子

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不，我很好，怎麼了？

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房間怎麼在轉？

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怎麼會這樣？

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我需要手錶

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跳繩，賈斯汀，快去跳

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這是最適合馬拉松的心肺運動

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泰迪熊，泰迪熊，轉一圈

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泰迪熊，泰迪熊，摸地上

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-泰迪熊…
-查克

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在心裡默唸

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抱歉，好了

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來，開始跳，好，上

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好，我們再試一次
馬上要開始了，好，開始

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好，再試一次，現在…開始

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好，再來一次，開始，快上啊…快點，跳

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查克，好了

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你打亂了我的節奏

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快一點，兄弟，我的手快要頭暈了

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-頭暈？什麼…
-好了，沒跳過，出局

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好了，海波，讓她見識一下

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-爸爸
-聖誕節了嗎？

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好吧

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好，超過2227下就行了

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各位，找個椅子坐

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這得花一點時間

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好了，1…

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好，1

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糗了

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謝謝你

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對不起，海波

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謝謝你的參加

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我的榮幸

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剛才應該先讓她跳

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這樣就能夠省下三個小時跳繩時間

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贏了就可以閉嘴走了，康妮

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好啦，這就像是現實生活

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你不可能百戰百勝，對吧？

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不過下一個項目你絕對不會輸

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我還沒準備好

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起來，我們還沒完呢

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她完了

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當年啊，決鬥要見骨才能停下來

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把我的黑帶還給我

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來啊

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開玩笑的，我馬上還

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爸爸，你為什麼讓我有這種念頭？
太恐怖了

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恐怖的不只這樣

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我確定老太太放了個響屁

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好吧，是我放的

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我用力時常會這樣

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我想扶她起來，不過可能會再放一個

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海波，我幫你做冰沙，讓你開心一點

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-還好吧？
-我還好

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不過重新比賽
要是能贏一場，我會舒服一點的

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我很抱歉，海波

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你的友誼對我太重要了

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我會用魔法，都是想要讓你開心

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要是我早知道你每一場都會輸

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那我就不會安排重比了

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沒關係，你不需要道歉

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我學到了一些很重要的事

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寧願靠自己的本事坦蕩蕩的輸
也不要作弊得勝

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我還學會怎麼說

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hippopoto
monstroses

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quipedaliophobia

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我學會了一件事

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你什麼時候成為我生命中最了不起的人？

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我們上幼稚園的第一天

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得在不同的房間睡午覺

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因為我們都會打呼

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好，你以後不會在我身上用魔法了？

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-不會
-我要求也不會？

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對，可是…萬一我們變得…

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很老了，或到了三十歲了

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然後我們的頭髮開始變白

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皮膚開始變得像我老爸的舊皮夾

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我們的屁股開始往下垂…

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好…

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-我們可以用魔法解決，僅止於此
-好

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能不靠魔法體驗人生中的得與失

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感覺真好

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那…

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-那什麼？
-那什麼？

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記得我們小時候到康尼島

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比賽看誰先跑到熱狗攤嗎？

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你是用魔法贏了我嗎？

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-那我們再來重新比一次啊
-真的嗎？

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對，我們可以跑到街角的巴士站

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好，魯索伯父，你喊“跑”

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好，準備好了嗎？

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就位，預備

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不准用魔法，跑

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-爸
-我很想告訴你，女兒

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00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,782
剛剛我的確以海波為榮

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現在我也很以你為榮

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好啦，謝謝你

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而且我真的想要確定

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你賽跑沒有贏

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所以，去吧

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好

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對不起

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00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:19,798
我只是真的很想確定

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00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:21,174
我可以以你為榮

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00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:23,635
好了，跑

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等一下，海波