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Morning, guys.

2
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Is Alex awake yet?

3
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[laughing]

4
00:00:09,708 --> 00:00:11,000
Yeah...

5
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Oh, good one, right?

6
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Hey, so what are you
guys doing?

7
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Check it out.
Conscience and I
are studying.

8
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But your mom and dad
have been trying to get
you to study for years

9
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and you've been
ignoring them.

10
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Ah, very true.

11
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However, they don't
sit on my lap and
hold a book to my face.

12
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My conscience
does do that.

13
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OK, Max, back to work.

14
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Let's try the
"Picture This" spell.

15
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All right,
what does that do?

16
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Well, you cast it
on any picture frame

17
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and you can see
what's going on
someplace else.

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- Ah, cool.
- Guys...

19
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What is with all the yammering?
It's the middle of the night.

20
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Shh!

21
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We're studying!

22
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Oh. I thought
you were working
on a ventriloquist act

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with two dummies.

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Conscience
has been waking Max up

25
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and forcing him to study spells
before he knows he's awake.

26
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He just learned
the "Picture This" spell.

27
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He did? I haven't even
learned that one yet.

28
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It's in the next chapter.

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And I only know
it's in the next chapter
because I put my gum there.

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That conscience
can ruin my chance of
being the family wizard.

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You know what else
can ruin your chance?

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A little disease
you have called laziness.

33
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I'm not lazy, I'm just
resting up for my 30s.

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Yep. Got a lot planned.
[burps]

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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪

36
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪

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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪

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♪ Yes, please ♪

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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪

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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪

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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪

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♪ That's what I said ♪

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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪

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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪

46
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

48
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪

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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪

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♪ Because everything is not ♪

51
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♪ What it seems ♪♪

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- [both giggle]
- Again.

53
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- Once more.
- Hey!

54
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You two weirdoes,
get a cave.

55
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Don't be afraid
of love, Alex.

56
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It's what makes
the world go 'round.

57
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Oh, well, so does money.
So what's it gonna cost
to get you two out of here

58
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'cause I gotta study.

59
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Hi, everyone.
If you don't remember,

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I'm Chancellor Rudy Tootietootie
of the Monster Hunter Council.

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It's good to see you.
[clears throat]

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[sighs] I feel like a member
of the family already.

63
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When do we start the fight
over Grandma's will?

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Grandma's broke.
She doesn't have a will.

65
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Anyway, I... [sniffing]

66
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Do you guys smell
vanilla and death?

67
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Either there's a monster
in here or you guys need to
clean out the refrigerator.

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It's my perfume.

69
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Uh, yeah! [scoffs]

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It's called
Death by... Vanilla.

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We'll go get you some.
Come on.

72
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Anyway...

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I'm here to tell you
you've completed

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your independent study course
in monster hunting.

75
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Uh, but I'm not even done
with the class, sir.

76
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Yep, that's how it works
in the go-go world
of monster hunting.

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Anyway, this is your
first official case.

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There's a mummy loose
in the area.

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- [organ sting plays]
- Mummy?

80
00:04:00,166 --> 00:04:02,625
Um, sir,
shouldn't you bring in
some monster hunters

81
00:04:02,625 --> 00:04:04,166
with more experience
for that?

82
00:04:04,166 --> 00:04:06,500
Can't. They've
all been destroyed.

83
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[organ sting plays]

84
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By the mummy?

85
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I'm required to say "no."

86
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[whimpers]

87
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Don't look into
the mummy's eyes

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or you'll fall under
his control and you'll be
his servant forever,

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which is way worse
than it seems.

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- It seems pretty bad.
- Then you get it.

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- [shudders]
- [organ sting plays]

92
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Slow down there. We don't
want to be too obvious.

93
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OK. So we'll just
pop in here,

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do a little mummy research
before the museum closes.

95
00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:04,958
Huh. I knew her.

96
00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:07,500
- What's up?
- OK, come on.

97
00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,458
OK, so all I could find
on the Wiznet

98
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was that mummies enjoy
cookie dough ice cream,
being buried alive,

99
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and extremely slow
walks in the park.

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00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:20,375
[laughs] Yeah, 'cause
they're, like, "Raaah!"

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- [shudders]
- Oh! Oh, I'm sorry!

102
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- Did I just make you scared?
- No. I've been scared
the whole time.

103
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You just reminded me
of it.

104
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Oh, what did you just spill?

105
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[Justin] Hmm.

106
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Monster hunter dust.

107
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It only glows and
activates when a monster
has passed over it.

108
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Like... Like that?

109
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Yeah, well,
you're a monster,
you passed over it.

110
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That's why
it's been activated.

111
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What about these drips
of cookie dough ice cream?

112
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You hate cookie dough
ice cream.

113
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But you know
who loves it?

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The mummy.

115
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He's here.

116
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I've been thinking...

117
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- Oh, thanks for
the heads-up. See ya!
- No, no!

118
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Without Conscience around,

119
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Max won't do
the right thing.

120
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We just need to get him
away from Max

121
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to buy me more time
to study and catch up.

122
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All right, just...
as long as I'm not
involved.

123
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No problem.
I'll distract Max

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while you invite Conscience to
do something out of the house.

125
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Do you ever hear me?

126
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Come on, go!

127
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Hey, Conscience,
there's a laser light show

128
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at the planetarium tonight.
Wanna go?

129
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Well, that
sounds like fun,

130
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but I can't leave
Max's side.

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- It's not what a good
conscience does.
- Mm-mmm.

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Yes, yes! And you have
done such a good job.

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I think you deserve
a break. Don't you, Max?

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Don't you think
he deserves a break?

135
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Um, well, I think so

136
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because at least once a day
he says, "Gimme a break, Max!"

137
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I guess I could use
a little break.

138
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All right. Now remember,
this isn't a date.

139
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Unless we see Jeremy
from science,

140
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and then you better act
like you're totally into me.

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- Excuse me.
- Hmm?

142
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Has anyone found
a cell phone?

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Let's look here.

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Yes, I did. Thank you.

145
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- [beeps]
- That's my phone.

146
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Yeah, one second. Hello.

147
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Yes, operator,
can you please connect me
to anyone in Australia?

148
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I'm trying to find out
what, like, a koala bear
sounds like.

149
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I think it's like a...
[trills and clicks]

150
00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:50,166
Give me that!

151
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I'm so sorry. I think
it's just a little joke.

152
00:07:55,416 --> 00:07:57,833
Uh, sandwich is on us.

153
00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:03,458
Did I just hear you
give away a sandwich?

154
00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:05,250
There's something wrong
with Max.

155
00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:08,166
[mimics spaceship flying]

156
00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:10,250
Honey,
where's Conscience?

157
00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:12,750
Uh, he went to the Lazerama
light show with Harper.

158
00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:14,708
Alex thought
he needed a break.

159
00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:16,291
[sighs]

160
00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,500
[both] Alex.

161
00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,291
Hello!

162
00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:23,875
[chuckles]
Just studying.

163
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Oh, I found my gum!

164
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What did you do?

165
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Nothing! I just
encouraged Conscience

166
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to take a well-deserved
break from Max.

167
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Now, if you'll excuse me,

168
00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:39,708
I'm on a long trip
to education.

169
00:08:40,833 --> 00:08:42,416
Invisible shade.

170
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Excuse me?

171
00:08:45,416 --> 00:08:47,833
[mimics shade snapping up]

172
00:08:50,416 --> 00:08:53,125
Did you know that
if Max and Conscience
are separated too long

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that Conscience will become
a person of his own

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and never go back to Max?

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00:08:57,708 --> 00:09:00,708
And one of the reasons
why I don't know that

176
00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,750
is because people keep
interrupting me when
I'm trying to study.

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00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:06,875
I bet you
that kind of stuff's on
the next page of this.

178
00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:11,375
Yep, there it is.
OK, I'll fix it.

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[man] Attention:
the Egyptian exhibit
is now closed.

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00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:23,458
The coast is clear.

181
00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:26,083
This is weird.

182
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,208
These are usually shut.

183
00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:30,875
I'll bet
the mummy opened it.

184
00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,333
Come on.

185
00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:38,500
[humming]

186
00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:41,208
[shouts]

187
00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:44,000
Oh, man! Uh...

188
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,875
You must have hit
a switch or something.
Look around.

189
00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:47,875
There's gotta be a switch
around here somewhere.

190
00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:57,458
No. I know who did it
and I have good news.

191
00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:58,708
Oh.

192
00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:01,291
We found the mummy.

193
00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:03,458
[growls]

194
00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:05,583
Shield your eyes!

195
00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:16,833
Huh?

196
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:31,708
OK, he's gone.
Let's not panic.

197
00:10:31,708 --> 00:10:32,750
Right.

198
00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:35,583
Mommy!

199
00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:37,125
Mommy, please!

200
00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:38,833
[muffled] Please
let me out of here!

201
00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:41,000
- [Justin] Mommy, please!
- [screaming, muffled]

202
00:10:44,166 --> 00:10:45,625
Yep, it's soundproof.

203
00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:47,958
Yeah. Uh...

204
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:50,583
Magic.

205
00:10:54,416 --> 00:10:56,833
Plastic: the natural
enemy of magic.

206
00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,875
OK, cover your eyes.

207
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,458
I'm gonna try and
break us out of here.

208
00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:03,750
[screeching]

209
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,833
Ow!

210
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,750
No, no! I wouldn't step
over here if I were you.

211
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,291
That second hit knocked
the guano out of me.

212
00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:18,375
[growls]

213
00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:21,083
The mummy's here.
OK, remember,

214
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:23,208
whatever you do,
do not look into his eyes.

215
00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:25,291
[growls and grunts]

216
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:33,500
[overlapping clamor]

217
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,583
[groans]

218
00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:42,375
Welcome
to my minion army!

219
00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:47,625
Now, you, go get me a pint
of cookie dough ice cream.

220
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:52,958
And you,
take my sarcophagus
to the back door.

221
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,000
[groans] Hold on!

222
00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:03,875
I don't think
he's after us.

223
00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:07,458
I think he's just trying
to get his stuff back.

224
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:10,875
OK, so we wait here
until the museum opens
in the morning,

225
00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:13,583
and then someone
will come and get us.
Problem solved!

226
00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,708
Yeah, that's not gonna work.

227
00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:19,083
- Why not?
- See that?

228
00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:21,875
Oh, yeah. A skylight.

229
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,875
Skylights are nice.

230
00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:29,291
Nice? No.
Skylight, vampire...

231
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,000
Morning, sunshine.

232
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,875
Ow! [groaning]

233
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,458
Ash.

234
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,750
We are in deep guano.

235
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:57,958
What are you doing?

236
00:12:57,958 --> 00:13:00,958
Sometimes when it's awkward and
there's nothing to talk about

237
00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:04,125
I just... laugh
to fill the space!

238
00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:09,083
There's something
in your backpack.

239
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,583
Am I too late?
Catch me up.

240
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:13,416
- I'm your new conscience.
- [laughing]

241
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:21,375
[sobs]

242
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,583
This is great!

243
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,375
I'm growing
my own conscience.

244
00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:27,625
That means I'm becoming
my own person.

245
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:31,416
Conscience, you've
gotta get home now.

246
00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:33,166
I'm not called
Conscience anymore.

247
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:35,625
[laughing]

248
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:37,375
[groaning]

249
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,416
This is all awkward
for you, isn't it?

250
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:51,833
Hello, girls.
I'm Conscience's
new conscience.

251
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,125
Oh, no, it's gone
further than I thought.

252
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:57,416
We've gotta get him
out of there.

253
00:13:57,416 --> 00:14:00,166
[laughing]

254
00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:09,875
Look, Conscience,
you've got to see
what's going on at home.

255
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,708
Excuse me.

256
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,125
Please, please,
tell me now

257
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:15,583
Is there something
I should know

258
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:17,250
Duranium Duranius

259
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,875
He's eating
my special mustard!

260
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,000
He's not even supposed
to touch that!

261
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
Mmm!

262
00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:25,750
He's wiping his face
on my couch pillows!

263
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,500
Would you forget about
the couch pillows?!

264
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,875
He's eating
my special mustard!

265
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,000
[groans] It's good!

266
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,708
Going back would be
the right thing to do.

267
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,625
Yeah, it looks
pretty bad back there,

268
00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:41,000
but...
that's your problem now.

269
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,875
I'm my own person.

270
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:46,583
How much do you weigh?

271
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,083
I don't know.
A buck, a buck five.

272
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:51,625
We can take him.

273
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:54,875
[Conscience gasps]

274
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,416
I'll get us out of here.

275
00:14:57,416 --> 00:14:59,583
All I need is something
big and heavy,

276
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,500
like, uh... No.

277
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,000
Like a boulder!

278
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,500
Juliet, we're saved!

279
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,083
Let me just... OK,
lift with the back.

280
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,291
[grunts]

281
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,458
Styrofoam?

282
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:30,166
Great. Now what are we
gonna do?

283
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,583
Whoa! The mummy's back.

284
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,708
Let us out of here,

285
00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:40,125
you wrapped in strips
of fabric guy!

286
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:42,000
- Justin, Justin, um...
- Yeah?

287
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,625
Let's not squander
whatever time we have left

288
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:47,750
yelling kind of lame
insults at the mummy.

289
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:52,458
Look, it's pretty obvious
I'm not gonna make it.

290
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:56,000
Let's just be together
while we can, OK?

291
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,416
[growls]

292
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:10,875
Wait. I know
what needs to happen.

293
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,458
You have to look
into his eyes.

294
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,500
What?

295
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,583
It's the only way
you'll survive.

296
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,500
If you look into his eyes
you'll become his servant.

297
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,000
He'll take you with him.

298
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,875
No. What about you?

299
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,458
Someone will come get me
in the morning.

300
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:29,375
No, I want to spend
this last night here
with you.

301
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:31,583
I want to be
with you, too,

302
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:33,875
but this is the only
chance you have.

303
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:46,625
You can't catch me, Dad.
You can't catch me!

304
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,000
Whoo!

305
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,125
[gasps, screams]

306
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:53,375
Put me down!
I said put me down!

307
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:01,500
- Uh-oh.
- Wait, as long as you're
going, can you take...

308
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:05,875
Dad, I was thinking,
on my way back here

309
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:09,250
I just learned a spell
that could turn Conscience
into a pair of socks.

310
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,250
Hey, that's perfect.

311
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:14,250
Max can just
wear Conscience.

312
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:18,083
He only wears the same pair
of socks anyway, it might
as well be Conscience.

313
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:19,958
Theresa, that's not
how magic works,

314
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:22,458
but I do know a spell
that will help.

315
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,458
Conscience, get ready
to get back into Max.

316
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:28,000
Goodbye, loser.
I'm never seeing you
again.

317
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,208
No, Max,
I'm gonna be inside...

318
00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,125
Just do it.

319
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:35,583
All right,
here's the spell.

320
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:39,083
Alex, say, "Scrubby dubby,
into the tubby."

321
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,958
Scrubby dubby,
into the tubby

322
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,375
Oh, I see,
I get it now.

323
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:52,291
Argyle, bobby,
tube, knee-high

324
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:53,958
Into socks
turn this guy

325
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:02,250
[water sloshing]

326
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,500
[wash cycle starts]

327
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:11,375
- What's wrong, honey?
- [sobs] I never thought
I'd see Max do laundry.

328
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,500
[bell dings]

329
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,083
[coughs]

330
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,583
Thank you, Alex.

331
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,625
Mom, I'm sorry
I broke the lamp.

332
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,500
I promise
I'll clean it up.

333
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,708
And to do that,
I'm going to need
a broom, a dustpan,

334
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:30,625
double-stick tape,
and a small dog.

335
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,875
He's back.

336
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:35,291
I'll grab the broom,
the dustpan,
the double-stick tape.

337
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:37,708
You grab some bacon and
hang out at the dog park.

338
00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:39,000
OK.

339
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:43,291
Man, I'm getting better
at this.

340
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,083
Justin really
should watch his back.

341
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,583
I can't wait
to tell him.

342
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,750
Please, please tell me now
Is there something
I should know

343
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:52,875
Duranium Duranius

344
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,000
[growling]

345
00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:58,291
Oh, no.

346
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:04,625
Justin, I know it's right.
I'm just scared
I'll never see you again.

347
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,375
You will.

348
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:09,833
This won't be forever.
I promise.

349
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:12,000
I tracked down
this joker once
and I'll do it again.

350
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,708
You're my vampire.

351
00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,333
And you're my wizard.

352
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,458
OK, now we just gotta
get through the soundproof
barrier somehow.

353
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,416
If we wave to the kids.

354
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:27,625
[growls]

355
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,875
- I love you, Juliet.
- I love you, Justin.

356
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,958
[growls]

357
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,208
[glass squeaks]

358
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,583
[growls]

359
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,583
A vampire minion.

360
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,625
Grow your wings.

361
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:16,000
Fan me on the way out.

362
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,708
Yes, master.

363
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,750
How fast
do those things go?

364
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:27,166
Forty-five
in the country,
25 in the city.

365
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:30,291
I'll come get you if
it's the last thing I do!

366
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,458
Justin!

367
00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:57,125
Are you OK? I saw
that you were trapped.

368
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,625
What happened?
Am I too late?

369
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,458
I let Juliet go
with the mummy.

370
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:05,125
It was the only thing
I could do to save her life.

371
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,458
The only thing
you could do
to save her life?

372
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:13,458
Oh, right. Skylight.

373
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:18,250
Well, I guess that's something
that you guys are always
gonna have to deal with.

374
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,750
I mean, just like
whoever I end up with

375
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,416
is gonna have to deal
with all this.

376
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,333
Wow.

377
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:31,625
I threw you a lob
and you didn't swing.

378
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,625
You must be pretty upset.

379
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:36,750
I love her.

380
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:46,166
Well, you know
what they say...

381
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:49,708
If you love somebody,
set them free.

382
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,708
And if they really
love you...

383
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:55,375
...they'll come back.

384
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:57,875
Not if they're
a mind-slave to a mummy.

385
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:03,875
OK, so clearly
I'm not as good as you are
making people feel better,

386
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:06,416
so... [sighs]

387
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:11,875
Let's just hug and go get
some cookie dough ice cream.

388
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,583
Cookie dough! [sobbing]

389
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,583
There, there.
Let it out.

390
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:20,625
All right. Hey,
maybe I am good at this.

391
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:22,458
[crying]

392
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:25,250
[loud nose blowing]