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注意

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現在我要唸的，是非常高級

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不是人人能做，在家別輕易嘗試的…

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＂瘦人咒＂

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很好，會讓賈斯汀又瘦又像個男人

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像個男人

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抱歉

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我只是很高興有人不是拿我的體重開玩笑

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好了，我要唸了

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＂頭髮捲捲，肚子扁扁瘦子一員＂

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漂亮

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這是咒語的一部分嗎？

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不，當然不是

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魯索家，你們好

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希望你們還記得我

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因為我不嫌麻煩地記得你們

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我是來向賈斯汀魯索道賀的

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他剛剛完成了第五千個咒語

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為他的巫師課程畫下句點

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好了，慶祝吧

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儘管喊出來

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我完成學業了

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可以停了
同樣的事我今天還得再做三十遍

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沒想到你結業了，我…

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你把磚頭變成兔子的情景
我還歷歷在目呢

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＂艾吉波諾，尤土西斯＂

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先生…

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我成功地完成了幾個咒語了？

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我們並不喜歡記錄數字了

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兩百個…再加減一百個

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所以是一百個

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好…

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我想我也應該慶祝一下了

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我真以你為榮，賈斯汀

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這樣吧，去拿一塊派來吃

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哪一種都行，自己去冰箱拿

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你該得的，兒子

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好棒，我完成了所有的巫師學業

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還可以去拿一塊派來吃

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先等一下

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目前現階段你只是完成基本巫師學業

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然後要進入成為巫師的下一步

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就是獨立研究

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真好，賈斯汀

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你完成學業得到的獎賞是

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有更多的學業

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笑面虎先生，你打算要我做什麼獨立研究

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我可以舉很多例子

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不過坦白說我的嘴有點酸了

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而且偷偷跟你說

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它們都太簡單了

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你還不如跟那張椅子比賽

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別介意，椅子

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這個笑話很好笑

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-是
-真的

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這場比賽還沒有完呢

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別把我跟麥斯排除在外

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對，我比那張椅子聰明多了

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我經常拿走它的錢

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認輸吧，椅子

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別把我排除在外

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《少年魔法師》

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我已經決定好

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要選什麼獨立研究課程了

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那門課叫做

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＂哈哈，我在巫師競賽中打敗你＂

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那…實在很好笑

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開玩笑的，老實說

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那門課叫做＂搜捕怪物＂

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太好了，把你的前女友找齊就行了

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趕快出去吧

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我要想辦法，讓我的巫師課程超前

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何必麻煩？如果我是你

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會想辦法把那頂髮網

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戴好看一點

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我火力太強了

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艾莉絲

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他好像罵你是打菜的自助餐阿姨

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麥斯，難道你不擔心

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賈斯汀可能會在巫師競賽中打敗我們嗎？

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艾莉絲，我擔心的事情很多

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我搞不好只會長這麼高

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我們要用什麼辦法打敗他

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我才不告訴你

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海波

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我需要你幫我唸書

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那是你的辦法

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我才不要這麼做

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當你打給我說需要我幫你唸書時

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我還以為你遭到挾持
被迫說出違反意志的話呢

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不…我的巫師課程真的需要幫助

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這樣才能追得上賈斯汀

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追得上賈斯汀？

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那你得徹底改頭換面才行

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你得照著賈斯汀的方法做

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海波，我一輩子都沒有注意過他

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哪知道他做什麼

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我可以幫忙

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我是最了解賈斯汀的人

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他和我曾經交往過一陣子

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才沒有呢

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你就不能順著我嗎？我想要幫你

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好吧，算了，好

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告訴我他都做什麼

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好，賈斯汀隨時都在學習

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他不停地考驗自己

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比如說，你以為他在傳簡訊

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其實是在發咒語讓自己背下來

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就知道他人氣沒有那麼好

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你在做什麼？

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唸書

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好吧

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是…

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巫師郵政把我的＂搜捕怪物包＂送來了

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你選＂搜捕怪物＂當獨立研究的題目？

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那實在是太好了

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它又刺激又危險

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天啊，我真的是以你為榮

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你有個回航信標

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對，裝備很齊全

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有＂怪物偵測器＂

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列著所有已知怪物的手冊

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還有一種會發光的通訊設備

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喂

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爸，我想那是手電筒

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那我為什麼要對著它說話

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拿來

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他們還寄了怪物誘餌

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知道嗎，你應該用這個超大鑰匙圈

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把餌串起來

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爸，那是會發光的呼啦圈

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-爸
-什麼事？

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好，那…

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根據這本怪物手冊

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本地的怪物監禁牢房位置就在…

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市中心的中央車站

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看他們把＂車站＂寫成這樣

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＂車站＂本來就是這麼寫的

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你看，通緝海報

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好

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看這個可愛的小傢伙
是一隻＂德克森＂

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牠是個很出色的第一目標

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在這裡，德克森

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把自己偽裝成普通的家庭寵物

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被逼急了，體型會加大三倍

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困住獵物，把牠的屁擠出來

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誰的屁？

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牠就要殺死你了，賈斯汀

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-誰的屁有關係嗎？
-也對

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也許我們該從第一級怪物開始

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好吧

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好吧，在這裡

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偽馬怪，這看起來蠻容易的

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一種懦弱的怪物，好

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牠唯一的求生工具是諷刺和抱怨

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好，你一定抓得到

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-你跟艾莉絲一起長大的
-對

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你完蛋了，偽馬怪

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我現在要去佈一些餌

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你是個幸運的孩子

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搜捕怪物

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驚險刺激，又危險

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而出任務時…

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-你不能去，爸
-為什麼？

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因為你竟然認為這個是通訊設備

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認為這是鑰匙圈

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它連口袋都放不進去

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這太不合邏輯了

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我去拿鑰匙

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賈斯汀整天都在搜捕怪物

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我們就用他的房間了解他的學習方式

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你看，他睡前會唸一本咒語書

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他的MP3裡面全部都是咒語

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（松子羅勒龍腳趾調成你的魔藥）

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（只要有人喝了下去就會變成…）

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對，好，不行，我們已經做過了

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他連房間都設計過，好幫他背下咒語

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開冰箱試試看

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好

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要打開冰箱

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背一個能把熱變成冷的咒語

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那個咒語我不會

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好吧，把燈打開試試看

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好

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這是一個好主意

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想把燈打開

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先變出一個光球

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如果我能夠變出一個光球

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就不需要把燈打開了

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海波，這些我全都不會

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你要給魔法機會，艾莉絲
十五年來，你一直對它不理不睬

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當然不可能在兩分鐘內改變

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你有沒有在聽我說

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有…不，對不起…我只是…

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沒辦法把這首歌趕出腦海

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（松子羅勒龍腳趾調成你的魔藥）

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實在很討厭，不過…

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很容易上口

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你看，真的有效

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你沒辦法把它趕出腦海

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好了，艾莉絲

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在巫師競賽中不用講求光明正大

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我要來陰的

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到別的地方來陰的

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因為現在我要唸書

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有什麼用？我們又贏不了

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我們要用的辦法就是對賈斯汀搞破壞

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搞破壞？

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賈斯汀會怎麼做

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抱歉，麥斯，你得靠你自己

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但如果我要做的話…

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而我當然不會…

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一開始我可能會…

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唸書

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抱歉，麥斯，我不能幫你

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你看你，讓你的良心做你的嚮導

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那…你說我應該怎麼做呢

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這…跟我一樣

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我有良心，我用它當我的嚮導

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算了

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用我的良心做我的嚮導？

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這句話是什麼意思

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指導、引導，這是嚮導

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查到了，良心嚮導

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唸咒語之前

226
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先把說明看清楚，好…

227
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,226
＂深藏心中的是非想法＂

228
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,645
＂出來…別耍詐＂

229
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,236
你到底是誰？

230
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,779
我是你的良心

231
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,826
也許我唸錯咒語了

232
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:28,957
好

233
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,959
你是我的良心？

234
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,586
這不是我的本意

235
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,088
好了，你得離開這裡

236
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,841
要是你好好看說明，我就根本不會在這裡

237
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,260
說明是給沒用的人看的

238
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,640
你應該站在鏡子前面唸咒語的

239
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:48,143
這樣你的鏡像就會變成你的良心

240
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,644
我就不會在這裡了

241
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,813
為什麼你長得不像我？

242
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,857
我的樣子是別人眼中的你

243
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,027
真糟糕

244
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,779
看來我不得不承認

245
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,823
我沒有長鬍子

246
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,868
可是我喜歡你

247
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,369
我打算叫你羅伊

248
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,913
不要叫我羅伊

249
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,165
我不是羅伊

250
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,791
我是你的良心

251
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,876
聽著，羅伊

252
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,919
告訴我要怎麼對賈斯汀搞破壞

253
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,339
他才不會在巫師競賽中獲勝

254
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:21,009
你真的認為
對賈斯汀搞破壞是個好主意嗎？

255
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,927
那還需要說嗎？

256
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,222
你想當我的僕人就得照我的話去做

257
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,557
我不是你的僕人

258
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,518
我是你的良心

259
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,228
我幫你判斷是非對錯

260
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,813
我知道差別在哪裡

261
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,315
我只是喜歡選＂錯＂

262
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,818
好，來說一些搞破壞的點子吧

263
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,365
聽好，如果你對你哥哥做不好的事

264
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,616
那你就無異於…

265
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:47,786
這本書裡面的怪物

266
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,708
我們就這麼辦

267
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,378
讓手冊裡的怪物都復活

268
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,630
賈斯汀就不能把牠們全部都捉到

269
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,091
那…他的獨立研究就會失敗

270
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,759
可是…你這麼做

271
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,011
怪物會在全市泛濫成災

272
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,347
同意，我們就這麼做吧

273
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,684
我是在告訴你

274
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,103
這麼做的話，會給很多人帶來大麻煩

275
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,063
對，我同意，我們就這麼做吧

276
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:17,107
那…會製造出問題跟麻煩

277
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,776
賈斯汀的問題，太完美了

278
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,279
好吧，我投降

279
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,448
隨你愛怎麼樣

280
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,616
很好

281
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,706
＂全市遊走的怪物，全力作亂莫停步＂

282
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:48,346
你把最可怕的怪物全放到紐約市了

283
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,639
高興了吧？

284
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,517
應該是吧，感覺還蠻好的

285
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,147
感覺蠻好的？
等牠們回到這裡

286
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,606
吃掉你的臉

287
00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,858
不要跟我抱怨

288
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,192
牠們才不會回來

289
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,945
可能會，牠們正在市區亂晃

290
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,572
我不是跟你說過了嗎

291
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,491
羅伊，下一次你一定要說清楚才行

292
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,578
拜託，這根本是你的錯

293
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,372
我的？是你下的咒

294
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,791
當壞事發生時，你得怪身邊的人

295
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,460
這是我們家的習慣

296
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,129
那你就是在怪你自己了？

297
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,965
好吧，那我們就怪艾莉絲好了

298
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,512
要是有人問你，你叫做達倫

299
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,222
我不想讓他們知道你真實身份

300
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,349
好嗎，羅伊

301
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,715
打擾一下，先生

302
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,219
請問你現在幾點？

303
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,597
-差不多…
-逮到你了，偽馬怪

304
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,016
真有你的

305
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,601
你逮到第一級怪物了

306
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,228
-什麼時候遊行
-走吧

307
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,232
我們走

308
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,786
又一個怪物

309
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,957
好，看來你的馬廄就快要得到另一個…

310
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,793
沒那麼穩定的…

311
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:43,837
室友了

312
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,093
又一個怪物？

313
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,636
怎麼回事？

314
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:53,763
不會吧

315
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,473
到處都是

316
00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:00,478
（我唱這首歌為了學咒語）

317
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,604
（學咒語）

318
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,232
（賈斯汀能學好全靠它）

319
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,358
（全靠它）

320
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:09,654
（當我遇到麻煩需要逃跑
就用咒語找＂成龍＂）

321
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:12,198
（我唱這首歌為了學咒語）

322
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:16,036
（當我需要遠方的物品就用咒語…）

323
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,915
（讓它長腳走過來）

324
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,418
（方便咒語適合懶人就是你）

325
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,712
（有時你對死黨好壞你也不在乎）

326
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,297
（也不感謝我做的事…）

327
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,423
海波

328
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,010
你還好吧？

329
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,179
你是說我沒有押韻嗎？

330
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,597
我會想辦法的

331
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,643
艾莉絲，現在你的麻煩大了

332
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:43,605
我聽了你的建議，讓我的良心做我的嚮導

333
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:46,566
-那好
-好，這是我的良心

334
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,276
戈登，他是個爛嚮導

335
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,070
你在說什麼？

336
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:54,407
他說的是那些被他弄得滿城都是
來對賈斯汀搞破壞的怪物

337
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,078
滿城都是的怪物？

338
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,455
好，我們體育課見

339
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:09,255
麥斯，真不敢相信你會做出這種蠢事

340
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:12,717
艾莉絲，我想我們都相信
我會做出這麼蠢的事

341
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,888
我們得去救賈斯汀

342
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,056
好吧

343
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,395
麥斯，那是什麼？

344
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,813
這是排球網

345
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,524
如果能騙怪物玩＂踢罐子＂就能一網打盡

346
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,858
如果牠們乖乖的

347
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,318
還可以打排球呢

348
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,028
別管它了，快點走

349
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:34,948
我是說真的

350
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,325
我的＂怪物偵測器＂亮得跟聖誕樹一樣

351
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:39,202
我簡直被怪物包圍了

352
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,495
只是我看不到牠們

353
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:47,919
好，我看到牠們了

354
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,713
問題是…

355
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,298
牠們在這裡做什麼！

356
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,427
好，你往那邊轉

357
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,512
我叫你們不要帶它來的

358
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,139
賈斯汀

359
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,683
我需要引開怪物的注意

360
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:02,892
才能把賈斯汀救出來

361
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,436
好吧，要我們跳霹靂舞嗎？

362
00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:05,645
-對
-我們可以

363
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,201
你們別鬧了

364
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,205
艾莉絲，快，用咒語…

365
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,375
我該怎麼辦

366
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:28,626
-好了嗎？
-好了

367
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:30,837
抖回來

368
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:33,882
沒看到我現在很忙嗎？

369
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,223
等等…我一定辦得到

370
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,935
（當我需要遠處的物品，長出腳來）

371
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:46,978
（聽我的指令）

372
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,772
＂腿腳同奔齊開拔＂

373
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,409
＂火車開往西班牙＂

374
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:13,838
你做到了

375
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,468
謝謝你，你救了我

376
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,011
我們都有功勞

377
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,597
我們沒有，你為什麼這麼說

378
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,224
你為什麼還在這裡

379
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,687
那個傢伙他是誰？

380
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,772
那位是麥斯的良心

381
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,649
麥斯用魔法胡搞

382
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,403
結果讓他的良心
跟一大堆怪物全都活過來了

383
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,321
他們打擾我唸書

384
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,156
害我得到這裡來處理這些事

385
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,076
糟糕，你聽我的口氣，我像你一樣了

386
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,787
結果你受不了，對吧？

387
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:48,289
不，老實說，我還能忍受

388
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:49,666
-知道原因嗎？
-為什麼？

389
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,584
因為在這場巫師競賽中

390
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,336
我已經稍微追上你一點了

391
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,881
很好，我接受這個挑戰

392
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,846
麥斯，你在做什麼？

393
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,098
我正在跟我的良心角力

394
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,858
摩伊西斯，我們只想說

395
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,484
很高興你能上這個節目

396
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,028
不知道能不能拍一張照片

397
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,238
-當然可以
-太好了，相機給你

398
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:30,457
等等，你們要我幫你們拍照？

399
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,375
對，所有來賓都幫我們拍過

400
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,752
看這本相簿

401
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:38,798
可是這些照片都一模一樣

402
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:40,967
我知道，你看這張

403
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,345
這張是…傑夫加林拍的

404
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:46,097
還有這張是蜜絲蒂幫我們拍的

405
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:52,062
還有呢，這張是杜恩強森拍的

406
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:54,981
真的？你確定嗎？

407
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,567
對，你看這張照片，拍到他一點手指頭

408
00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:59,069
好大，所以…

409
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,195
對

410
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,155
好，來拍照吧，來

411
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,284
好吧

412
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,244
笑一個

413
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:11,539
謝了，掰

414
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,253
摩伊西斯

415
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,297
你想不想跟我一起玩道具？