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一二三四

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拇指大戰現在開始

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加油，阿左

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抓住他的肉刺

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抓住他的肉刺

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作弊

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艾莉絲

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叫你把洗碗機裡的碗盤拿出來
你拿了沒有？

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糟糕，我…我有啊

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艾莉絲，你明知道我討厭你
在家裡使用魔法

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媽，你也知道
我討厭使用洗碗機

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需要盤子就拿出來

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用完再放回去就行啦

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那怎麼知道哪些是乾淨的，哪些是髒的

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聞就知道啦

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你爸就是這樣處理襯衫的

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你們父母倆還真噁心

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今年的萬聖節一定很精彩

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我想到鬼屋該怎麼佈置了

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別再叫它鬼屋了

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它根本就不可怕

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你只是用愚蠢手法對付誤闖進來的人

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我的這個鬼屋能讓人明白
生命的抉擇很沈重

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這不叫做愚蠢

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賈斯汀，你是個巫師

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你可以做出有史以來最恐怖的鬼屋

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說得對，所以今年的主題是

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＂同儕壓力之當好人做出壞決定＂

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我準備讓整個房間的人打電動，不做功課

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讓你因為壓力，跟著玩

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接著快速呈現你的人生

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打電動，不做功課，被當

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海灘流浪漢

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我最愛海灘了

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《少年魔法師》

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好了，爸，準備好了嗎？

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-好了
-好，別忘了

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你是一個八歲男孩

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這是你第一次參加
演出悲慘劇情恐怖屋

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這個氣球能幫你更進入狀況

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我可以要紅色的嗎？

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你是一個八歲男孩

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給什麼拿什麼，快點

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-可是…
-拿去

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好吧，根據時鐘

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我早該上床睡覺了

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可是我的功課還沒做

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現在換海波

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孩子，我看你就甭管功課了

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跟我們熬夜打電動，怎麼樣

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你是個膽小鬼嗎？

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然後我從你背面跳出來

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我的南瓜頭還流下假的血

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任誰都知道南瓜是沒有血的，麥斯

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當然有，不然南瓜派是用什麼做的

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-當然是用裡面的東西做的
-萬聖節…

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的重點不是南瓜、或者血

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或什麼派

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而是生命的教訓

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有人嗎？

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我是威佛利商業同業公會的伊凡斯

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你也知道今晚的威佛利萬聖節慶典

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對我們是一件大事

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老實說，你們這家店的鬼屋一向令人失望

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-每一年…
-都一樣

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公會做了表決

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要是你們今年鬼屋不能恐怖一點

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我們就要把它收回

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通常我不會附和像這種打領帶的人

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不過大衛說的話有道理

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你們不能搶走我們的鬼屋

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爸，有關當局的人都說話了

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沒有必要反抗

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海波，打包吧，晚上我們
只好看恐怖電影連播了

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慢著

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等一下，你們不能就這樣放棄

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伊凡斯先生剛剛只是說

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他希望鬼屋能恐怖一點

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對，能恐怖很多

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像是有鬼魂跟妖怪

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以及其他超越凡俗的東西

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超越凡俗

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超越凡俗！

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說得對，這個叛逆女孩很內行

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杰瑞，這是你負責鬼屋的最後機會

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沒辦法讓它恐怖，你就完了

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好吧，算你行，真有你的

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可是我們要怎麼佈置超越凡俗的鬼屋

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不知道

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讓我們到超越凡俗的地方開家庭會議吧

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爸，去秘室

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你們幾個剛剛怎麼會不明白我的暗示呢？

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我說＂超越凡俗＂的時候

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用手指頭打了引號

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是那個意思喔

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我還以為是少年狼舞

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就好像…

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不理他？

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對…

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聽著，各位

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我召開這家庭會議是想討論鬼屋的事

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媽不在就不是家庭會議

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我記錄發言的時候誰幫我辯護

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兩點十分，艾莉絲折斷鉛筆

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聽著

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當初一開始我就曾經公開對大家說

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鬼屋應該要再恐怖一點

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現在連那打領帶的傢伙也同意我的話

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所以，我們應該這麼辦

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我們要用魔法讓它變得更恐怖

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如果要使用魔法，那就不能讓媽媽知道

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所以她才不在這裡

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我注意到了

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可是我不想說出來

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知道嗎？

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我通常是反對偷用魔法的

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但是不用可能會失去鬼屋

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有了，我們用魔法把人變小

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等他們走進來
我們就像巨人一樣要把他們踩扁

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好吧，我們在鬼屋裡用魔法

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很好

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可是要怎麼做才不會真的把人踩扁

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不會，所以才恐怖

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可是又不能讓你媽發現我們使用魔法

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好吧，那…

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-我們找被車撞死的人…
-不行

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我們可以用漂白的牛骷髏來…

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不行

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至少你可以讓我跟海波

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到巫師世界的鬼區去

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找幾個真正的鬼來幫忙

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鬼

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我喜歡

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可是不能太恐怖的

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好，可是你要知道

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稍微恐怖的鬼就只能製造出
稍微恐怖的鬼屋

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不可能只是稍微恐怖的鬼屋

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因為我們會把三明治店
佈置得非常恐怖

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好吧，去吧

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沒想到鬼魂世界就在墓園下面

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不用花什麼時間嘛

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對啊，我們只需要挖個墳墓跳進去就好了

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這些鬼在這裡做什麼？

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在接受萬聖節訓練

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不給糖就搗蛋，親愛的

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＂親愛的＂？那種聲音能讓你在一個晚上

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要到一年份的糖果？

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再試一次

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鬼就只能吃糖果

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難怪他們那麼蒼白

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對啊，加上他們都死掉了

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對喔

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我怎麼辦，教練？

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我一手得拿著頭，另一手拿著枕頭套

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用你的腦袋，道格

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好吧，教練

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看我嚇一個鬼

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你好

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人類警報

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大家快假裝你們還活著

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別緊張…我是個巫師

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我們要幫鬼屋找些恐怖

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但是又不太恐怖的鬼來幫我們

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我有適合你的人選

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瓦利、法蘭克、切諾威斯小姐，出列

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切諾威斯小姐用手指骨頭織毛線

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要我幫你織件溫暖的毛衣？

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-你錄取了
-好耶

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小姐，你好，氣象預報說會下…

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腦袋

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這個冷笑話蠻恐怖的

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-你錄取了
-好耶

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那你呢，船長，你會什麼？

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我講可怕的海上傳說

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鯊魚吃掉大輪船

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-好，抱歉，我沒有興趣
-大鯨魚…

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那邊那個怪怪的傢伙呢？

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你不會想用人牙的

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他太可怕了

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人牙，聽起來很熟悉

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打擾一下，你好

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你常趁小孩子睡覺的時候嚇他們嗎？

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我很恐怖

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我嚇唬小孩，我嚇唬保姆

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我在黑暗的走廊盡頭投下陰影

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也許你們看過我的傑作

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他是最棒的

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有個小孩十幾歲了還在怕呢

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那孩子會拿出他的公仔說

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＂金巴上尉保護我…＂

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不會吧，你說的是我哥哥，賈斯汀魯索

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愛哭鬼魯索？

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嚇到他是我的一大成就

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老兄，你真是我的英雄

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你一定要跟我們回去

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賈斯汀一定會嚇死的

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好啊，我用我的臉做瘋狂表情

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嚇得他衝去找電燈開關

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想要看嗎？

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我都還沒動呢

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艾莉絲，我們不能帶他回去

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不是說不能把鬼屋佈置得太可怕嗎？

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別介意啊

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不會啦，我都死了

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只好靠這個維生

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好吧

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那好，我們選手指骨頭
骷髏人跟講故事的

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你讓我想到一個恐怖的故事

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有次我泡熱水澡的時候

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游泳褲的鬆緊帶突然斷掉了

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可以走了吧，拜託，快走

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好啦，爸，這些就是你要的

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可以帶回來給媽看的鬼

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各位

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看起來蠻好的，不會很可怕

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我一直不懂下葬的時候

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為什麼要穿得那麼好

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簡直是浪費嘛

219
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,392
你們的時間正確嗎？

220
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:28,813
媽

221
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,858
是什麼人來了

222
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,569
媽，這幾位朋友…

223
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,613
是青年會裡…

224
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,781
認識的…幾個人

225
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:41,284
他們是來我們的鬼屋幫忙的

226
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:46,539
對，他們…要在…

227
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,834
鬼屋裡面…扮鬼…來嚇人

228
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:54,673
我也想加入青年會，你們有游泳池嗎？

229
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,011
你們好像真的鬼喔

230
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,472
有了他們這幾位

231
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,391
相信我們的鬼屋一定保得住

232
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,559
來吧，試試看嚇我

233
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:13,775
你何不拿個水晶球幫她算個命好了？

234
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,280
抱歉，我沒肌肉也沒韌帶

235
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,370
很榮幸讓你看腦袋

236
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,375
抱歉

237
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,044
有意思

238
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:37,090
那是個黑暗的暴風雨夜

239
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:40,135
我到醫生的診所做身體檢查

240
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:43,388
服務台的玩具正好送光了

241
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,807
我不得不收下一張貼紙

242
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,394
等等…

243
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,271
只有這樣？

244
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:54,607
他們就是更可怕的鬼魂？

245
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,276
對

246
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,445
失陪一下

247
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,780
知道嗎？

248
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,741
通常我是不會答應的

249
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:06,161
不過你們可能需要用一點…

250
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,328
＂魔法＂

251
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,205
變出幾個更可怕的鬼

252
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,582
省省力氣吧，媽

253
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,542
我不知道跟他們說過幾次了

254
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,129
媽，他們是從巫師世界請來的真鬼

255
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,214
什麼？

256
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,473
你跑到巫師世界找可怕的鬼

257
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,767
結果只能找到像這樣的貨色？

258
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,064
我知道，可是我只能乖乖的找這些飯桶來

259
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,566
本來我想找個用鋸子當手的鬼

260
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,068
可是不行

261
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,029
是誰叫你這麼做的？

262
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:43,948
我再也忍不住了

263
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,784
她會發現家庭會議的事

264
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,371
賈斯汀，別擔心，我是一家之主

265
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,914
這件事交給我處理

266
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,709
艾莉絲趁你不在召開家庭會議

267
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,506
爸在他的浴袍裡藏餅乾

268
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,050
這個我們都知道

269
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,055
好，通常我是不會允許的

270
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,891
可是恐怖鬼屋要在一個小時內準備好

271
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,017
一個小時？

272
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,187
我應該買下那副耳環的

273
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:19,275
你得回到巫師世界，去找更可怕的鬼回來

274
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,403
知道怎麼樣才能讓大家開心嗎？

275
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,696
賈斯汀，打拍子

276
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:23,822
不要

277
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:24,948
沒關係

278
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,874
這件事關係到家庭榮譽，各位

279
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,960
我們很久沒有榮譽感了

280
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,795
麥斯，別再晃了

281
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,298
媽，媽，我想到了

282
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,175
跳這隻舞讓我想到一個辦法

283
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,803
-他又想到點子了
-各位

284
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,888
聽聽他怎麼說

285
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,056
謝謝你，爸

286
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:53,309
好，我有一件鬼服裝
一定可以嚇死這些假鬼

287
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,477
你們看

288
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,154
結果實在不怎麼樣

289
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,073
你得去找可怕的鬼回來

290
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:10,160
好辦法，我怎麼會沒有想到這招呢

291
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,751
怎樣，大家喜歡嗎？

292
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,217
爸

293
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,888
為了解決問題
我們又派艾莉絲到鬼區去了

294
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,181
我們在想什麼

295
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,058
我想的是應該讓它有透氣孔

296
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,351
這衣服好熱

297
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,604
伊凡斯隨時會到

298
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,439
各位，我們只好自力救濟了

299
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,608
好了，爸，你是可怕的算命師

300
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,360
媽，躲到雕像後面去

301
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,819
海波，那一夥你負責

302
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,905
麥斯，你是跳出來嚇人的鬼

303
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,198
遵命

304
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,867
去嚇那些小鬼吧，瑞奇

305
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,620
怎樣，那是我鬍子的名字

306
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:05,924
大家都到哪兒去了

307
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,592
我需要更多的鬼

308
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,302
我需要兩張皇后

309
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,430
這次可以找很可怕的鬼

310
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,766
有沒有用鋸子當手的鬼

311
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,018
我們是死人，不是怪胎

312
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,187
大家都走了

313
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,690
萬聖節，他們都到人間去要糖果了

314
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,275
別看我，我頭痛得要命

315
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,447
我希望不會是絕症

316
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,661
好啦，道格

317
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,913
你非常恐怖，我錄用你

318
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,667
人牙

319
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,753
我回來了，你看

320
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,047
有一個碗裝滿糖果上面的牌子說

321
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,132
＂限拿一個＂

322
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:48,967
我就拿了

323
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,970
好，你跟我走

324
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,055
我需要你用你的臉來嚇人

325
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,598
賈斯汀只好堅強一點了

326
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,434
不...不是那邊

327
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,060
我得先去買一付耳環

328
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:00,895
幫朋友買的

329
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,068
我拿著頭，爬不上去

330
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,820
給我

331
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,491
有東西跑到我的眼睛裡了

332
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:14,784
你先走吧

333
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:28,423
歡迎來到威佛利三明治的恐怖屋

334
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,884
好，很好，這是個好的開始

335
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,720
我喜歡你說＂恐怖屋＂的口氣

336
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:34,804
很好笑

337
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,014
謝謝你

338
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,515
小弟，都拍下來了嗎？

339
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,352
跟我來

340
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,981
歡迎來到陰森森三明治店

341
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,361
歡迎

342
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:52,864
我知道，我看到了

343
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:56,117
我看到你未來的命運了

344
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,327
真是…

345
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,579
恐怖

346
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,502
好，你是流浪漢，正盯著…

347
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,753
一顆生菜看

348
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,506
杰瑞，我跟你說，我也看到你的未來了

349
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,800
它真的是蠻恐怖

350
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,677
明年的萬聖節慶典

351
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,637
你得去賣手工爆米花

352
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,475
一群奧客

353
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,852
跟我來…

354
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,900
孩子們，請跟著我到鬧鬼的墳場

355
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:33,571
看這些可怕的墓碑後面是什麼

356
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:40,704
我說＂墓碑＂

357
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,331
布

358
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,500
嚇到你們了，寶貝

359
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,460
我是雪兒

360
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,214
失敗

361
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,260
我是過去鬍子鬼魂

362
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,012
一條會講話的桌布

363
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,848
我發抖了，我們走

364
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,059
孩子們，想知道骷髏冷的時候

365
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,519
會發出什麼聲音嗎？

366
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,151
戴上骷髏面具不會更恐怖嗎？

367
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,820
那會妨礙我的視野，我可能會絆倒

368
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:14,904
別跟小朋友說

369
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,158
實在太差勁了，走…

370
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,244
-可是…
-各位，我有更可怕的東西

371
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,370
瞧瞧

372
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,790
叛逆姑娘穿的衣服上面寫著＂戲服＂

373
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,626
連試都不想試，實在太酷了

374
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,629
謝謝你的注意，你會喜歡這個的，人牙

375
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:32,797
人牙？

376
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,347
伊凡斯先生，注意看，你一定會嚇死

377
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,973
你來這裡做什麼？

378
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,933
我不是來躲在你的床底下的

379
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,062
我是來拯救你們的鬼屋的

380
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,649
可是他的臉會變成可怕的惡魔

381
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,110
還會一邊在你耳邊大聲尖叫

382
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,695
一邊伸出邪惡的爪子

383
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,489
我們需要的就是這個

384
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,491
那他到底要不要做

385
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,082
布加利…

386
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,503
＂金巴上尉保護我＂

387
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,548
我早該想到了

388
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,426
你那個恐怖得不得了的鬼，結果只是…

389
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,679
手指洞眼人

390
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:24,599
這麼可怕的東西我再也受不了了

391
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,685
我們走

392
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,978
這樣你覺得還不夠可怕嗎？

393
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,314
我有更可怕的臉

394
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,066
要不要看？

395
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,776
要，快點吧

396
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:42,826
布加利…

397
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,327
好了，別再唸了

398
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,455
一定要這樣開始

399
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:54,004
布加利…

400
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,219
你們全都有病，你們都是變態

401
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,304
這間鬼屋要永遠關閉

402
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,472
-什麼？
-給我等一下

403
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:06,850
你不是說不夠恐怖嗎，這樣夠恐怖啦

404
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,143
對，嚇嚇小孩可以

405
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,436
不能留下終身創傷

406
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:13,064
你們完了
明年等著去街上賣手工爆米花吧

407
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,408
你們知道最棒的是什麼嗎？

408
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,995
雖然我們失敗搞砸了

409
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,289
卻是一起失敗的

410
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,542
就算搞砸，但是每個人都盡了一份力

411
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,670
讓我好欣慰能夠參與這件事

412
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,673
所以…我好驕傲

413
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,385
知道嗎？艾莉絲說得對

414
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,471
我也為我們感到驕傲

415
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,806
所有人都看看這個地方

416
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,600
我們佈置出來的

417
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:50,435
太好了，家庭會議

418
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,104
以後再也不派艾莉絲去做任何事

419
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,230
同意的說＂贊成＂

420
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,440
贊成…

421
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,525
好，我們去要糖吃吧

422
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,698
好，你有什麼？

423
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,825
我有…這個不會走的錶

424
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:07,952
兩副耳環

425
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:10,497
和一幅有框的狗狗相片

426
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:13,333
我用這條項鍊

427
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,335
戒指，玻璃眼珠

428
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,878
跟你換狗狗相片

429
00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:18,338
成交

430
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,759
我愛萬聖節