1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:01:45,458 --> 00:01:48,417 Taxi, taxi. 4 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:01,792 Excuse me. Do you have a light? 5 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:06,375 And an extra cigarette? 6 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:17,708 Thanks. 7 00:02:18,542 --> 00:02:20,917 There's nothing like a morning cigarette. 8 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,958 Coffee and cigarette 9 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,583 You wouldn't believe this dream I had. 10 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:28,625 I dreamt I was back home with the missus 11 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:30,750 and I'm sitting in the kitchen next to her. 12 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,208 Drinking my coffee, 13 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,833 Smoking a cigarette. 14 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:38,917 And the missus says, 15 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:42,917 Bunny why don't you stay home from work today. 16 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:44,167 We'll be together. 17 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:46,333 Just the two of us, like this. 18 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:51,042 She's not alive any more, but a coffee would be nice, 19 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:52,917 just like in the dream. 20 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:58,833 Listen. You can have all my money. 21 00:02:59,000 --> 00:02:59,958 I only have 50... 22 00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:00,792 Hey... 23 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:03,417 If it's not enough I'll go with you to an ATM, 24 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:06,583 but please don't kill me. I have two children. 25 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:07,500 Man, relax. 26 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,667 I was just going to ask you for a buck for coffee. 27 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:12,083 I wasn't robbing you. This isn't even mine. 28 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,500 Oh, so may I ask whose it is? 29 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:18,625 I don't know. I found it under my cardboard this morning. 30 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:22,583 You scared the shit out of me 31 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:25,583 So, how about it sir? 32 00:03:25,708 --> 00:03:27,500 Would you give me a buck for a cup of coffee? 33 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,542 Oh so that's your drill. 34 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:32,625 You scare the shit out of people and then they're so grateful 35 00:03:32,792 --> 00:03:35,625 you're not really robbing them that they give you the money. 36 00:03:35,792 --> 00:03:37,042 Mate, you've got it all wrong. 37 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:38,000 Wrong huh? 38 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:40,125 So why the hell did you take that gun? 39 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:41,667 Actually I thought to myself, 40 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:45,625 I'd ask the first person I saw for a coffee and a cigarette. 41 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:47,250 And if that person said no? 42 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,583 Then I might as well join the missus. 43 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:51,583 So, how about that coffee? 44 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:55,583 Or what? You'll shoot yourself? 45 00:03:56,583 --> 00:04:01,375 You know, in my field you see a lot of manipulation 46 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:04,583 but you're the king! 47 00:04:04,708 --> 00:04:06,500 Is that a yes? 48 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:10,042 What you're doing here is complete... 49 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,833 mean completely unfair. 50 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:15,375 If you have to shoot yourself it's tragic, 51 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:18,458 but it has nothing to do with me. 52 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:20,417 I'm not responsible. 53 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:22,083 You're absolutely right. 54 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,375 Here's what we're going to do. 55 00:04:24,542 --> 00:04:26,333 You're going to put the gun down 56 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:32,000 and ask for that buck like a normal homeless person. 57 00:04:32,458 --> 00:04:35,000 And I'll answer what I answer 58 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:36,625 with no connection to your situation 59 00:04:36,792 --> 00:04:38,417 or this gun or anything else. 60 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:43,958 OK. 61 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:45,458 Ok what? 62 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:48,917 Would you 63 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:54,000 please give me a dollar for a cup of coffee? 64 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,375 I'm sorry. 65 00:05:00,583 --> 00:05:03,333 If I give you the money I'll feel manipulated. 66 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:05,833 I'm just going to go now, ok? 67 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:07,542 Ok. 68 00:05:08,792 --> 00:05:10,250 Maybe tomorrow. 69 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:12,833 Thank you anyway. 70 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,125 You're welcome. 71 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,583 This city, everybody's crazy I swear to god. 72 00:05:39,292 --> 00:05:42,708 What's all this blood? Are you ok? 73 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,833 What are you doing here? 74 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 I was cleaning the waffle maker. 75 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:48,833 What happened at the interview? 76 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,500 I didn't get the job. 77 00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:51,708 Dave! 78 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:53,417 They said I didn't have the necessary experience. 79 00:05:53,625 --> 00:05:55,250 Is that your blood? 80 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:57,917 How much experience do you need for telemarketing? 81 00:05:58,083 --> 00:05:59,250 That's what they said. 82 00:05:59,417 --> 00:06:00,167 And what did you say? 83 00:06:00,292 --> 00:06:01,458 Thank you anyway. 84 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:03,250 Thank you anyway! 85 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:06,875 Didn't I tell you that nice guys always finish last 86 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:15,583 So, whose blood is this? 87 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,583 A nice guy. 88 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:21,625 I don't know his name. 89 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:25,833 I have to get to work Dave. 90 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:27,708 Do you feel like walking me out? 91 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:29,542 Passive aggressive. 92 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:31,000 What's not to understand 93 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:32,792 Dad, I'm sorry about the interview. 94 00:06:32,958 --> 00:06:34,125 Well what does it even mean? 95 00:06:34,292 --> 00:06:37,458 Passive, "as in even if I live to be 100 I'll never wash a cup.' 96 00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:39,917 And aggressive as in "I'd rather eat my own nuts than 97 00:06:40,042 --> 00:06:41,208 have dinner with your parents.' 98 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:43,167 Oh, the mouth on her.. 99 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:46,958 She reminds me of your mother. 100 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:51,333 I really think you should ask your brother 101 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,500 to put in a good word with his boss. 102 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:56,500 It just seems so embarrassing going into people's homes. 103 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,208 Taking their stuff. 104 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:00,750 You're talking as if he's a burglar Dave. 105 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:04,292 Repossessing is a respectable job. 106 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,333 Oh yes, still.. 107 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:07,667 Well, just think about it. 108 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:10,625 Ok. And in the meantime 109 00:07:10,833 --> 00:07:13,042 I'll go over the mail, vacuum and cook us dinner. 110 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:15,750 How does crepes with cream and truffles sound? 111 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Great! 112 00:07:17,208 --> 00:07:20,042 I will need ten bucks for truffle shavings though. 113 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:22,833 I didn't know truffles shaved. 114 00:07:57,875 --> 00:07:59,458 Nice move. 115 00:08:02,417 --> 00:08:03,917 Thank you. 116 00:08:07,042 --> 00:08:09,917 Have you ever wondered, what's the meaning of life? 117 00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:11,542 Why do we exist 118 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:16,208 The answer to this vexing question is now within your reach. 119 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:19,458 You'll find it in a small amazing booklet 120 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,708 which will explain in easy to follow, 121 00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:24,833 simple terms, your reason for being. 122 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,500 Don't patronise me! 123 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:28,750 The booklet printed on the finest paper 124 00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:32,000 contains illuminating exquisite pictures, 125 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:36,000 and can be yours for a mere $9.99. 126 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,583 I'm not screaming. 127 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:38,625 Yes you are. 128 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,000 I'm not! 129 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:43,417 I'm just talking very loud. 130 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:46,375 I don't get it. 131 00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:49,042 I said I wanted to marry you. 132 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:52,292 No, you said you were willing to marry me. 133 00:08:52,583 --> 00:08:54,917 It's not that I'm against it, 134 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:58,500 I just don't think that it's important. 135 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,792 Marriage isn't important 136 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:02,542 A baby isn't important. 137 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:03,708 A career isn't important. 138 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:06,417 What goes on in the world isn't important. 139 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:08,083 What is important! 140 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:10,042 Marriage, kids. 141 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:12,958 Listen to yourself. 142 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:15,833 You sound like an old maid. 143 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,833 Ron, I am an old maid 144 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:21,167 We don't all manage to stay 15. 145 00:09:54,792 --> 00:09:56,500 Are you alright? 146 00:09:57,667 --> 00:09:59,125 Yes, why? 147 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,792 You've been crying. 148 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,583 No, it's just allergies. 149 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:04,167 I know how it is. 150 00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:07,500 I have a lot of those, especially to cats. 151 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:10,875 Not the cats themselves, their hair actually. 152 00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:14,250 Not even their hair, but the saliva on their hair. 153 00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:18,083 It's a shame because I'd really like to have one. 154 00:10:18,292 --> 00:10:19,875 They're so cuddly. 155 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:26,167 You ARE crying. Here, have a cookie. 156 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,583 Soccer Jack, passes from the left 157 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:35,958 Let me help you. 158 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:37,667 I'm fine thank you. 159 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,667 Hi Dave, would you like a cookie? 160 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:47,917 Sorry Mr Kweller I have to run to the post office. 161 00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:50,250 Have one for the road, they're very good. 162 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,417 Thanks. 163 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:55,958 You know, I once had a cousin who worked for the post office, 164 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,292 be wasn't exactly my cousin.. I'm sorry. 165 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:59,750 Maybe you can tell me about your cousin some other time. 166 00:10:59,917 --> 00:11:01,042 That's the thing. 167 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:02,667 He wasn't really my cousin. 168 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:07,917 His grandmother and my grandmother were sisters. 169 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:21,458 I'll have two sub-zero mocha-blizzard extravagances, 170 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:27,083 one coke and two of your gigantic chunky chocolate chip surprises. 171 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:28,333 Sure, no problem. 172 00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:29,417 Take-away. 173 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,333 Do you want one? 174 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:32,833 They're gigantic. 175 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,625 $8.50 please. Thank you very much. 176 00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:38,667 Can I have one more of your mega 177 00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:41,208 super sweet teary-eyed smiles. 178 00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:44,167 They are really great. 179 00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:49,958 Look, you seem really nice for a repossessor... Lenny. 180 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:51,792 But I'd rather be alone. 181 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,667 Why, because I'm a repossessor? 182 00:11:59,292 --> 00:12:01,625 Come on. We're not that bad 183 00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:04,875 We're just like Robin Hood, only in reverse. 184 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,333 What's your name? Sorry. 185 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,667 Good morning, what can I get you? 186 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,417 An unplanned child. 187 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,083 Oh no, not him. 188 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,208 Mr Kweller! How you doing? 189 00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:19,625 Ah, you're the Peck's boy. 190 00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:21,458 I just saw your brother. 191 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:24,167 Mr Kweller, have you met my fiancee... 192 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,958 what did you say your name was? 193 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,583 Actually we have met. 194 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:31,375 I saw her in the lift earlier. 195 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,000 She was crying. 196 00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:36,458 Yeah. She's very emotional. 197 00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:38,708 Sometimes I think we're not going to make it. 198 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,625 Are you leaving too? 199 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,708 I must, duty honks. 200 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:46,208 Say hello to your parents for me. I'm sorry. 201 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,833 I mean, to your father. 202 00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:50,000 There's no need to apologise Mr Kweller. 203 00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,875 You're not the one Mum ran away with. 204 00:13:07,292 --> 00:13:08,792 Zacky, I got you something. 205 00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:10,250 Soccer Jack? 206 00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:12,583 No. Not Soccer Jack. 207 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,750 But I'll tell you what we'll do. 208 00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:16,083 Each time you finish your milk I'll give you 209 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,500 50 cents to put in this piggy bank. 210 00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:21,125 And when it's full of coins you'll get your 211 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,917 what's his name action figure. Is it a deal? 212 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:30,875 I know you're disappointed now but I'm doing it for your sake. 213 00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:32,375 How come? 214 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:34,292 Because in life 215 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:37,000 you don't always get what you want. 216 00:13:37,292 --> 00:13:39,125 You have to work hard for it 217 00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:43,250 Kids who don't learn that grow up to be criminals. 218 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:47,125 Because they're used to getting everything the easy way. 219 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,042 But remember 220 00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:10,458 if you throw up - no money. 221 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,875 Congrats! Who's the lucky bitch? 222 00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:54,000 Easy Bisley, don't insult the man. 223 00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,708 Why insult? I meant a hot bitch 224 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:56,917 Where? 225 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,542 So when's the wedding? 226 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:02,042 No wedding. She just left 227 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,125 Even better. 228 00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:05,208 Just say the word and Drazan here will arrange for 229 00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:08,375 three surfer babes who will get in line to blow you. 230 00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:12,458 Who are you? 231 00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:13,958 Who am I? 232 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:16,417 Did you hear that Stanton? 233 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,708 Tell the man who I am. 234 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,750 Why, he's Bisley. 235 00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:21,667 Who? 236 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,417 King of Banana Beach. 237 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,875 I'm Scuba Stanton and this is Drazan. 238 00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:28,083 We go to uni with him. 239 00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:31,542 Do you mind not smoking in here. 240 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,667 Michelle's allergic. 241 00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:35,208 Who the fuck is Michelle? 242 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,917 My fiancee. 243 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:38,917 Not any more. 244 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,833 Hey, can I see the ring? 245 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:46,875 Thanks. 246 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,292 Isn't she beautiful? 247 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,375 You really love her. 248 00:15:57,917 --> 00:16:00,958 Hey Drazan, give it here. 249 00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:07,917 Bisley one, bitch ex-girlfriend zero. 250 00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:09,500 What the fuck are you doing? 251 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:10,583 What's eating you? 252 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,958 Pick up that glass, now! 253 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,125 Or what lover boy? 254 00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:14,875 Relax man, he didn't mean it. 255 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:15,958 I don't care. 256 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,458 He broke it, he'll pick it up. 257 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:20,250 I say let the cards decide. 258 00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:23,333 Four rounds of poker. 259 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,958 If the big guy wins you make like a cleaning lady 260 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,292 and pick up the glass. 261 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,417 And if I win? 262 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,042 We'll think of something. 263 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:40,458 The Peck's world famous crepe... and with cream... 264 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,875 And? 265 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,250 And I spoke with Lenny about the job. 266 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:45,208 That's great news. 267 00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:49,083 They have a repossession in our building tomorrow. 268 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,875 His boss said I can try out. 269 00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:54,042 Wow! The Peck boys riding together. 270 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,458 I'm telling you, if I was 20 years younger 271 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,083 I'd quit my job and come work with you. 272 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,083 Imagine the three of us in a van together. 273 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,125 It's only a try out 274 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,750 I'm sure you'll do great partner. 275 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:10,417 I ordered this book today, about the meaning of life. 276 00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:11,542 The catalogue says... 277 00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:13,208 How much was it? 278 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,292 $9.99. 279 00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:16,708 That's pretty cheap for nothing. 280 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,375 You haven't even read it. 281 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:19,667 And I thought your mum 282 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:23,375 was the only one in the world who believed in those catalogues. 283 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,375 And look where it got her. 284 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:26,583 Where? 285 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,042 I don't know. 286 00:17:29,042 --> 00:17:31,333 You'd think she'd at least send a post card. 287 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:44,583 Ah, it's from the gas company. 288 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:57,625 Hello. 289 00:17:57,792 --> 00:18:00,125 Good day. I'm calling from Quick-Pulse Surveys. 290 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,000 Do you have time to answer a few questions? 291 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,875 Quick-Pulse! That's a beautiful name 292 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,417 Thank you sir. 293 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:07,500 Albert. 294 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:09,833 My name is Albert Kweller. 295 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:14,708 Ok, Mr Kweller. How often do you travel? 296 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,583 Overseas or domestic? 297 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,083 Either. 298 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,875 Oh I'm sorry. I'm not much of a traveller. 299 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:25,875 The last time I left home was 41 years ago. 300 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:28,667 Are the rest of your questions about travelling too? 301 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,375 I'm afraid so. 302 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,583 My wife could have answered all of them. 303 00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:37,458 She really loved travelling and hiking and dancing. 304 00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:40,792 Me, I can't hold a rhythm. 305 00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:42,667 But my wife! 306 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:45,083 You should have seen her dance. 307 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,417 You can't of course. She died. 308 00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:48,833 Hit by a tram. 309 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,583 The driver cried like a baby. 310 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:53,208 They took his tram licence off him for life. 311 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:55,500 Well not that it matters. 312 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:57,500 They don't use trams any more. 313 00:18:57,667 --> 00:19:00,750 Well, I'm sorry to have bothered you. 314 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,583 No, no, you didn't bother me. 315 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,542 I really liked talking to you 316 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:45,208 I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk 317 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,250 Another round? 318 00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:50,542 No more cards. 319 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:51,542 I meant beer. 320 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:13,083 Check out the hot chick on TV 321 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,000 First Bank. 322 00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:23,708 When it comes to banks, think First, 323 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,292 because life doesn't give you a second chance. 324 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,000 Put the gun down. 325 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:29,917 No, don't! 326 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:34,542 I'm sorry. I thought you were asleep. 327 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,083 I was, I had a bad dream. 328 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,667 What did you dream about? 329 00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:44,667 Bad things. 330 00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:48,042 Enough of those to go around lately. 331 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,708 Goodnight son. 332 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:58,667 Dad, don't you ever ask yourself about life. 333 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,667 You're a good boy Dave. 334 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:05,750 You have a big day tomorrow. Sleep tight. 335 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,708 As we're nearing the end of our broadcast 336 00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:13,500 I'd like to leave you with this message: 337 00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:17,417 Speak and the Lord will listen. 338 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:24,292 Open your heart and pray to the Lord and he will answer your prayers. 339 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:28,750 You're listening to GOD Radio, 91.6FM 340 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:31,417 Goodnight, and God bless. 341 00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:46,083 May I? It's very windy in your stair well. 342 00:21:47,292 --> 00:21:49,833 I think I'm getting bronchitis again. 343 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,458 Please come in. 344 00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,792 Can I get you something warm? 345 00:21:54,167 --> 00:22:00,083 Yeah, 12 ounce medium rare steak with chips and salad, or a tea. 346 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:03,667 I have Earl Grey. Peach. Camomile. 347 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,583 Which ever. As long as it's hot. 348 00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:12,750 Hey! 349 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,167 Sorry. 350 00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:22,208 Are you an angel? 351 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:26,208 No, I'm a giant talking pigeon. 352 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Is there a god? 353 00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:32,792 Is there a god? 354 00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:36,667 Are you one of those atheists, nihilistic good for nothing left wing Communists? 355 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:39,958 God, no. I was just very curious about him. 356 00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:43,000 Is he tall? I had a vision, once 357 00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:47,917 Tea first, visions later. I'm dying here. 358 00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:15,708 Ron, hi, it's me. It's really early. 359 00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:19,875 I guess you're sleeping. I'm not. 360 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:25,708 Call me? Bye. 361 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,917 Message deleted 362 00:23:35,042 --> 00:23:37,667 And there are no poor people in heaven? 363 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:42,333 Poor people? Everyone in heaven has a limo. 364 00:23:42,542 --> 00:23:44,667 And who drives their limos? 365 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:49,583 All sorts of people, especially foreigners - without visas. 366 00:23:49,917 --> 00:23:53,333 And the houses? How do the houses look? 367 00:23:53,542 --> 00:23:55,833 Have you ever been to the Sunshine Coast? 368 00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:57,375 No. 369 00:23:57,542 --> 00:23:58,917 You must. 370 00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:02,250 It's something else. 371 00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:03,542 And heaven? 372 00:24:03,667 --> 00:24:06,500 Exactly like the Sunshine Coast. 373 00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:09,708 To be honest that's a bit disappointing 374 00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:11,792 That's because you've never been there. 375 00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:14,292 And the people? 376 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,250 Are they lonely? 377 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,667 It's a real shame you don't have doughnuts. 378 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:22,333 The cookies aren't tasty? Tasty? Tasty? 379 00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:25,292 It's not a matter of taste it's a matter of volume. 380 00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:27,542 Do you want me to go get doughnuts? 381 00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:30,500 No, I wouldn't want to impose. I'll go. 382 00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:33,375 Would you happen to have five bucks? 383 00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:36,250 Maybe ten. I'll get cigarettes too. 384 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:44,083 You'll be right back? 385 00:24:44,458 --> 00:24:46,208 So help me God. 386 00:24:46,417 --> 00:24:47,958 When will you be back? 387 00:24:48,167 --> 00:24:50,542 In a while. I have some errands to run. 388 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,583 Good deeds and such? 389 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,750 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 390 00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:57,417 Next time you try off something like this 391 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,500 I'll see to it I'll see to it that you get fired. 392 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:02,375 Come on Sammy, the man was blind. 393 00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:03,875 How could I take his TV? 394 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,875 Fuck him. He's blind. He doesn't need a TV. 395 00:25:07,292 --> 00:25:09,583 OK, mate. My mistake. 396 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:12,542 Lenny. If you want to be a professional... 397 00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:13,792 OK, I've got it. 398 00:25:13,958 --> 00:25:15,167 You know what your problem is, Lenny? 399 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,583 Who the fuck are you? 400 00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:19,667 It's my brother. 401 00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:21,583 You said he could come try out with us today. 402 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,542 Hi. I'm Dave. 403 00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:25,125 Did I say that? 404 00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:30,250 Now, where does this loser live? 405 00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:32,625 Hope it's not someone we know. 406 00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:36,250 Hey, do you know where Marcus Portman lives? 407 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:38,083 Do you have a light? 408 00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:41,000 And a cigarette? 409 00:25:41,292 --> 00:25:42,208 Huh? 410 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,333 Give me a cigarette and I'll tell you where he lives. 411 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,750 And if I didn't have cigarettes you wouldn't tell me? 412 00:25:46,917 --> 00:25:49,917 Wow, you're the sharpest tool in the shed 413 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,208 Menthol, what are you, a woman. 414 00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:54,167 Give it back! 415 00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:56,583 Chill out Sammy, it's not worth it. 416 00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:58,667 Yeah fatso, listen to your friend. 417 00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:00,917 Hey kid, do you have a real cigarette? 418 00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:01,708 Sorry. 419 00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,292 Next time we meet 420 00:26:03,542 --> 00:26:05,167 it'll be in your living room. 421 00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:07,917 I'll repossess stuff you didn't even know you had. 422 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:12,333 I'll peel off your bathroom ceramic tile by tile, you hear? 423 00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:14,042 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 424 00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:21,500 Hey, look Sammy. Portman. 6B. 425 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,042 Who is it? 426 00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:31,000 Shit, it's like smoking chewing gum. 427 00:26:34,833 --> 00:26:36,167 Am I right? 428 00:26:47,167 --> 00:26:48,958 Do you know this man? 429 00:26:51,292 --> 00:26:53,667 Didn't I tell you not to talk to strangers? 430 00:26:56,417 --> 00:26:57,958 Are you listening? 431 00:26:58,125 --> 00:27:00,917 And throw that away Zack. It's dirty. 432 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:14,583 So, you got yourself in big trouble, huh? 433 00:27:14,792 --> 00:27:17,750 Not me, a friend. I co-signed his loan. 434 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,750 A co-signer? Man, you are in big trouble. 435 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:23,458 Do you mind? 436 00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:25,000 No, no, no. Help yourself. 437 00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:26,208 Dave? 438 00:27:26,417 --> 00:27:28,292 And there's also fruit in the bottom drawer. 439 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:31,625 Um...eat some. It will make the fridge lighter on the way down. 440 00:27:31,792 --> 00:27:34,208 Oh, that's very kind. I hadn't thought of that. 441 00:27:35,417 --> 00:27:38,250 It's flat! Coke? 442 00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:40,250 Can't you see I'm working. 443 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:42,375 How many inches is the screen? 444 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:44,667 Screen? Which screen? 445 00:27:44,917 --> 00:27:47,417 The TV screen, in the box in the living room. 446 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:51,167 22 inches. But you can't take it, it's not mine. 447 00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:53,792 It's a gift for my father, he's turning 80. 448 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,208 Did you buy it? 449 00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:58,542 Yes, I did, but... 450 00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:01,917 But my friend. If you can't pay your debts, don't buy presents. 451 00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:04,583 Excuse me. It's Mr Portman's dad's birthday. 452 00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:05,750 Shut up. 453 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,500 Lenny... how about you move your arse 454 00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:10,208 and start taking things down to the truck. 455 00:28:21,542 --> 00:28:24,958 Maybe you could get your dad a book about the meaning of life instead. 456 00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:26,625 I just ordered one. 457 00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:29,042 They're not as expensive as you'd think. 458 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:32,167 Can you please come with me to the living room. 459 00:28:36,042 --> 00:28:37,542 What's this? 460 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:39,583 It's my magic trunk. 461 00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:44,417 Right! 462 00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:45,958 I new you were familiar. 463 00:28:46,167 --> 00:28:47,375 You're Marcus Pokus. 464 00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:50,667 You were on that TV show with the curly haired guy and the dog. 465 00:28:50,833 --> 00:28:52,833 Tulip! Woof! 466 00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:57,583 Oh, they're here, thank you. 467 00:28:58,583 --> 00:28:59,542 Hey! 468 00:28:59,667 --> 00:29:00,583 Hey! 469 00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:02,417 This isn't my microwave. 470 00:29:02,583 --> 00:29:04,917 I bet yours is much nicer. 471 00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:06,875 Are you from Samson Movers? 472 00:29:07,542 --> 00:29:08,917 Sorry. 473 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:10,917 I can't believe how late they are. 474 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,500 Never trust movers. 475 00:29:13,625 --> 00:29:15,500 And repossessors? 476 00:29:15,625 --> 00:29:17,625 We're always on time. 477 00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:20,417 What do you think you're doing? 478 00:29:20,542 --> 00:29:21,833 Alla shasham, 479 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,792 alla shashoom. 480 00:29:27,083 --> 00:29:29,042 Wow! 481 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,917 You bring that TV back right away, you hear. 482 00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:34,375 I've already made out a receipt for it. 483 00:29:39,667 --> 00:29:41,000 What's your name? 484 00:29:41,292 --> 00:29:42,125 Dave. 485 00:29:42,292 --> 00:29:43,500 Keep and eye on this creep. 486 00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:44,875 I'm going to the police. 487 00:29:45,042 --> 00:29:47,542 If anything else disappears write it down. 488 00:29:52,042 --> 00:29:53,625 With the unicorn? 489 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,042 No, I haven't seen that one. 490 00:29:56,208 --> 00:30:00,208 But from the second I saw you I could tell that you're a super model. 491 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:04,750 I'd better call again, to find out where my stuff is. 492 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,250 Can I have your number? 493 00:30:06,458 --> 00:30:10,000 My number? You don't even know my name. 494 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:13,042 I was going to call you and ask you what your name is. 495 00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:14,250 I want to see him laugh 496 00:30:14,417 --> 00:30:16,417 when his cell mate decides he needs a wife. 497 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:18,167 Hey Sammy, have you met ah...? 498 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:19,917 You'll have to call to find out. 499 00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:22,375 Come on, we're going to the police. 500 00:30:22,708 --> 00:30:24,292 Wait, Sammy. 501 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:27,958 Hey mate, this is going to take us all day. 502 00:30:31,667 --> 00:30:33,000 Jeez, what's in this thing. 503 00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:34,208 Buggered if I know. 504 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:37,625 Lenny! 505 00:30:58,167 --> 00:30:59,542 Wanna see a cool trick? 506 00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:01,417 Drazan I told you a thousand times 507 00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:03,167 fart torching is very dangerous. 508 00:31:03,292 --> 00:31:04,917 No, no, something else. 509 00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:31,208 Good one! 510 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,917 Hello. 511 00:31:38,083 --> 00:31:39,708 Hi, I'm calling about the car. 512 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,208 Sorry. 513 00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:42,917 Wrong number. 514 00:31:43,083 --> 00:31:44,500 Sorry. Thanks. 515 00:31:44,667 --> 00:31:46,583 You're welcome. Bye. 516 00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:50,250 Aha, you thought it was her. 517 00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:51,792 Don't be an arse. 518 00:31:52,583 --> 00:31:55,125 Fuck her. You've got us. 519 00:31:56,625 --> 00:32:00,042 Here you go. Wish your dad a happy birthday for me. 520 00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:01,458 Thanks. 521 00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:06,000 Hey Marcus. 522 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:16,917 Alla shasham, alla shashoom. 523 00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:24,292 Excuse me, do you know where Dave Peck lives? 524 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:25,375 I'm Dave. 525 00:32:25,542 --> 00:32:26,875 Sign here please. 526 00:32:31,542 --> 00:32:32,750 Thanks. 527 00:32:58,875 --> 00:33:00,167 Wow! 528 00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:06,792 Wow! 529 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:16,625 You know what this book is? 530 00:33:17,333 --> 00:33:18,458 Fuck off. 531 00:33:27,542 --> 00:33:28,583 Thanks Dad. 532 00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,250 It's so simple. 533 00:34:34,667 --> 00:34:36,750 Dad, I read the book. 534 00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:40,167 What book. Why are you back so early? 535 00:34:40,792 --> 00:34:42,542 The book about the meaning of life. 536 00:34:44,542 --> 00:34:45,917 What's so funny? 537 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,250 That people always think that there's just one meaning 538 00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:50,667 when actually there are six. 539 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Dave, look at me. 540 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:56,000 Did they fire you? 541 00:34:56,167 --> 00:34:58,333 I don't think so. Maybe. 542 00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:01,375 Why, what did you do? 543 00:35:01,542 --> 00:35:04,625 Well nothing. I helped this guy from the sixth floor, Mr Pokus. 544 00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:08,625 And that's why they fired you? Don't lie to me. 545 00:35:08,792 --> 00:35:11,000 You know, the book says that people never lie. 546 00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:14,542 It's just that sometimes reality... 547 00:35:14,708 --> 00:35:19,000 Stop that, right. Stop it! Where's Lenny? 548 00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:21,000 I think he went to the police. 549 00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:21,958 The police! 550 00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:22,833 Is he in trouble? 551 00:35:23,083 --> 00:35:24,917 No, no. It's just that he went with his boss 552 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:27,917 to press charges against Mr Pokus. 553 00:35:28,625 --> 00:35:30,750 Pokus? That's the guy you helped. 554 00:35:30,917 --> 00:35:32,208 Yes. 555 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:34,375 Dave, did you do anything illegal? 556 00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:35,417 Maybe. 557 00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:36,542 Maybe? 558 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,042 No, It's nothing like that 559 00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:40,500 I don't think I want to hear any more. But.. 560 00:35:40,667 --> 00:35:42,875 I'm gonna take a shower. 561 00:35:51,458 --> 00:35:52,958 I'm bored. 562 00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:54,167 Why? 563 00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:59,208 Now that you've put the queens down it's starting to get intriguing. 564 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:01,417 I'm depressed. 565 00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:02,958 Do you want a cup of tea? 566 00:36:03,167 --> 00:36:06,167 I want something exciting to happen. 567 00:36:11,208 --> 00:36:12,625 Hello. 568 00:36:12,792 --> 00:36:15,167 Good evening. I'm calling for Quick-Pulse Surveys. 569 00:36:15,333 --> 00:36:17,542 Do you have the time to answer a few questions for me? 570 00:36:17,917 --> 00:36:19,167 Go for it. 571 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:24,042 Assuming there's no substantial price difference would you prefer an ozone safe product? 572 00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:25,750 No. 573 00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:30,625 Are you in any way biased against cosmetic companies who experiment on animals? 574 00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:32,083 No. 575 00:36:32,542 --> 00:36:36,083 Would you consider boycotting a company that operates sweat shops? 576 00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:37,875 Guess. 577 00:36:38,208 --> 00:36:39,167 No? 578 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:40,500 Oh baby baby. 579 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:43,125 You must be the quickest jumping bean in the race. 580 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:47,958 Thank you. I just have two more questions. 581 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:49,625 I have a question for you. 582 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:55,167 If I stopped eating meat would you hide my salami? 583 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,667 I'm feeling a little better. 584 00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:06,542 Who is it? 585 00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:07,625 It's me. 586 00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:08,833 Lenny! 587 00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:16,417 What's your name kid? 588 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,917 I'm sorry. I'm not allowed to talk to strangers. 589 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,625 Nice flowers huh? 590 00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:35,208 Who are they for? 591 00:37:35,917 --> 00:37:38,500 This model. First date. 592 00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:39,833 Model? 593 00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:43,500 It's like a girl... 594 00:37:44,583 --> 00:37:46,625 only, prettier. 595 00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:03,208 Uni years are the best. It's all downhill from there 596 00:38:04,042 --> 00:38:07,167 That's why you have to be extra careful not to graduate. 597 00:38:07,542 --> 00:38:12,000 I never finished. I'm missing a couple of courses. 598 00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:14,167 I told you. He's the man. 599 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:18,750 First year engineering and...something else. 600 00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:22,958 En-gen-eering. 601 00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:26,458 We've got a mid semester exam tomorrow. We'd better go study. 602 00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:30,292 En-gen-eering. 603 00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:33,083 You'll be back tomorrow, alright? 604 00:38:33,208 --> 00:38:36,458 You bring the beer, we'll bring more beer. 605 00:38:37,708 --> 00:38:40,000 No, I don't know what the meaning of life is, 606 00:38:40,167 --> 00:38:43,333 but whatever it is it's not about getting your big brother into trouble. 607 00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:44,333 I didn't. 608 00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:45,542 Sure you didn't. 609 00:38:45,667 --> 00:38:47,125 You should have seen Sammy with the cops. 610 00:38:47,208 --> 00:38:49,333 He didn't even have the receipts to file charges. 611 00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:50,500 And who had the receipts? 612 00:38:50,583 --> 00:38:52,125 Listen Lenny. You're... 613 00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:54,000 Look, I know you're a good person, 614 00:38:54,500 --> 00:39:00,125 but getting fucked over by a good person hurts just the same. 615 00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:09,083 How can I stay mad at someone who makes such good cheese cake! 616 00:39:10,792 --> 00:39:12,333 Dad isn't talking to me. 617 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:14,417 He's been in the shower over and hour now. 618 00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:19,500 Don't worry. One bite of this wonder cake, he'll forgive you. 619 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:21,125 You're not going to finish it? 620 00:39:21,292 --> 00:39:23,542 I'm supposed to have dinner in 15 minutes How do I look? 621 00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:26,750 Good. Good enough for a super model? 622 00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:32,250 Think positive! Okay, I'm leaving. 623 00:39:32,417 --> 00:39:34,667 Hey, you can't go before you hear the meaning of life. 624 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:38,583 Hear it, I'm on my way to meet it. 625 00:40:08,083 --> 00:40:10,250 It's thirty seconds 'til full time. 626 00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:12,917 The Socceroos are trailing three to four. 627 00:40:13,042 --> 00:40:14,750 All eyes are on Soccer Jack. 628 00:40:16,167 --> 00:40:17,333 He's stealing the ball 629 00:40:17,542 --> 00:40:19,125 Passing two defenders. 630 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:20,583 Jack is nearing the goal. 631 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,417 The crowd jumps to its feet. Will he do it? 632 00:40:23,917 --> 00:40:25,208 Time for bed Zacky. 633 00:40:54,250 --> 00:40:55,333 Hello. 634 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:58,042 Good evening. I'm calling from Quick-Pulse Surveys. 635 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:00,500 Do you have the time to answer a few questions for me? 636 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:01,917 Sure. 637 00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:03,625 What is your current job? 638 00:41:03,792 --> 00:41:05,708 I'm unemployed at the moment 639 00:41:05,917 --> 00:41:07,667 How would you define your current mood? 640 00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:10,500 Excellent, good, neutral, bad or awful? 641 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000 I guess I'm ok. 642 00:41:15,292 --> 00:41:19,250 Ok? So I'm putting down good. 643 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:22,625 Is there a job you would prefer to your current job? 644 00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:24,375 I'm unemployed. 645 00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:26,333 Right, I'm sorry. 646 00:41:26,792 --> 00:41:29,000 What job would you like to have? 647 00:41:29,792 --> 00:41:32,458 I wanted to work as a phone surveyor. 648 00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:35,958 I said I was sorry. No need to be sarcastic. 649 00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:39,667 No, really. I had a job interview a couple of days ago 650 00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:42,167 but they said I wasn't qualified 651 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,708 Trust me, you wouldn't want this job. 652 00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,000 But why? 653 00:41:46,167 --> 00:41:48,250 I really like talking on the phone with people, 654 00:41:48,417 --> 00:41:51,250 asking them all sorts of questions. What's your name? 655 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:52,625 Camille. 656 00:41:52,833 --> 00:41:54,375 Hi Camille. I'm Dave. 657 00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:59,000 Camille, can I ask you some more questions? 658 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:03,875 Have you ever wondered about the meaning of life? 659 00:42:04,083 --> 00:42:05,000 You're funny. 660 00:42:05,125 --> 00:42:08,417 No, no. Seriously. I discovered it in a book. 661 00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:13,000 It's very simple. It all began with the very first molecule. 662 00:42:13,167 --> 00:42:15,542 Listen, I would love to hear it but if my supervisor 663 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:18,208 catches me having a personal call I'll get into trouble. 664 00:42:18,417 --> 00:42:20,542 Ah, but it's far from being personal 665 00:42:20,708 --> 00:42:22,542 It applies to everyone. 666 00:42:22,917 --> 00:42:27,208 I guess. But I'm not sure she'll be able to make the distinction. 667 00:42:27,875 --> 00:42:30,792 It was nice talking to you. Bye. 668 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:33,958 Bye. 669 00:42:36,042 --> 00:42:39,125 Ouch, ouch, have mercy. 670 00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:42,292 Helga wins. You lose. 671 00:42:42,458 --> 00:42:43,333 Another game? 672 00:42:43,583 --> 00:42:46,042 No, I need time to mourn the old guy. 673 00:42:46,417 --> 00:42:48,042 Something to drink? 674 00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:50,000 Excellent idea. 675 00:42:56,167 --> 00:42:58,250 So, you don't believe in solids, huh? 676 00:42:58,417 --> 00:43:00,875 I've been anorexic since childhood. 677 00:43:01,042 --> 00:43:05,125 But my contract with the agency prevents me from getting psychiatric help. 678 00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:06,250 Really? 679 00:43:07,375 --> 00:43:08,458 No. 680 00:43:12,042 --> 00:43:13,792 How do you like your steak? 681 00:43:14,708 --> 00:43:16,833 Hi, it's Tanita Sparks calling. 682 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,042 I'd like to order two Carnivore Supremes. 683 00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:24,583 Lenny was here. He says hi. 684 00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:27,833 He was on his way to a date. 685 00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:34,500 Want a piece of cheese cake to go with your coffee? 686 00:43:36,917 --> 00:43:38,333 Maybe later. 687 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,333 More wonderful books from our publisher. 688 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,542 Tired of spending a fortune on plumbers? 689 00:43:49,708 --> 00:43:52,000 Now you can swim like a dolphin. 690 00:43:52,208 --> 00:43:53,708 From an Olympic medallist 691 00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:56,292 and a world famous Norwegian neurologist.. 692 00:43:56,417 --> 00:43:58,083 People won't listen to you? 693 00:43:58,542 --> 00:44:02,667 Your family, peers and acquaintances don't understand you? 694 00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:04,792 We've got the solution. 695 00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:08,042 No more miscommunication with those who matter 696 00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:14,792 For $9.99 only, you can become the most understood person on earth. 697 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:31,833 Dad? 698 00:44:32,542 --> 00:44:33,667 What 699 00:44:35,667 --> 00:44:36,833 Nothing. 700 00:44:45,292 --> 00:44:46,917 I'm sorry Ishmael. 701 00:45:00,292 --> 00:45:01,667 The steak... 702 00:45:02,083 --> 00:45:02,917 What? 703 00:45:03,125 --> 00:45:05,083 ...was overcooked. 704 00:45:06,625 --> 00:45:10,208 I was looking for a flaw in our date. 705 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,667 It was almost perfect. 706 00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:17,167 Almost? 707 00:45:17,458 --> 00:45:19,333 It's my fault. 708 00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:23,292 My skin, it's very sensitive to stubble. 709 00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:26,125 Do you have a razor? 710 00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:08,792 Ready for school? 711 00:46:19,958 --> 00:46:21,000 Good morning. 712 00:46:21,583 --> 00:46:22,708 Good morning. 713 00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:25,167 Great cake. 714 00:46:26,417 --> 00:46:28,250 I'm sorry about yesterday. 715 00:46:29,458 --> 00:46:31,083 It's not your fault. 716 00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:33,167 Maybe you were right. 717 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:38,625 You know, when I was in the army, my lieutenant used to say: 718 00:46:39,125 --> 00:46:43,750 there's no such thing as a bad soldier, only a bad commander. 719 00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:50,583 I guess the same goes for fathers. And husbands. 720 00:46:50,708 --> 00:46:52,167 Oh, Dad. 721 00:46:53,583 --> 00:46:56,583 Raising you and your brother after your mother left me wasn't easy. 722 00:46:56,750 --> 00:46:57,958 But I'm not... 723 00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,833 I'm not looking for excuses. 724 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,500 You did a great job. 725 00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:04,750 I look at you and your brother, both single 726 00:47:04,917 --> 00:47:06,917 one unemployed, the other... 727 00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:10,500 And I always say, repossessing is a respectable job 728 00:47:10,792 --> 00:47:13,875 but I wished higher for the both of you. 729 00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:17,875 Dad, you're not really looking at things from the right perspective. 730 00:47:18,083 --> 00:47:19,250 Life is not about.. 731 00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:20,333 What can you do? 732 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:23,208 Your dad's old and foolish and late for work. 733 00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:25,167 I'll see you tonight 734 00:47:33,667 --> 00:47:34,917 Go on. 735 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,250 This is my piggy bank. 736 00:47:38,458 --> 00:47:40,292 I don't know his name yet. 737 00:47:40,583 --> 00:47:42,667 Every time after I drink my milk 738 00:47:42,833 --> 00:47:44,792 I get money to put in his back. 739 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:47,208 He's nothing like my other toys. 740 00:47:47,458 --> 00:47:49,292 He's much calmer. 741 00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:53,542 He doesn't have batteries and you can't fill him with water. 742 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,583 Well you can but it's not a good idea. 743 00:47:59,417 --> 00:48:02,292 Dad says he's educational because this way 744 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:04,583 I won't grow up to be a thug. 745 00:48:04,708 --> 00:48:08,625 But I think the coolest thing about him is his smile. 746 00:48:08,792 --> 00:48:09,750 Look! 747 00:48:09,875 --> 00:48:14,292 I'll show you. I'll put 50 cents in his back and he smiles 748 00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:16,500 like this! 749 00:48:18,333 --> 00:48:21,083 I put 20 cents in and look, 750 00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:24,292 he smiles exactly the same. 751 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:30,625 And now for the best part. I'm putting no money in at all, 752 00:48:30,792 --> 00:48:34,250 and he's still smiling! 753 00:48:51,583 --> 00:48:53,333 Hey Ron, wait, wait. 754 00:48:57,792 --> 00:48:59,333 Do I know you? 755 00:48:59,542 --> 00:49:01,708 Lenny! Jim Peck's son. 756 00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:04,417 You live right next door to my dad. Have a cookie. 757 00:49:05,208 --> 00:49:06,667 Right. 758 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:15,792 Wow! It does look weird 759 00:49:16,958 --> 00:49:18,417 But what can you do. 760 00:49:18,708 --> 00:49:22,167 My girlfriend, she likes me smooth. 761 00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:26,708 And you know what they say, without love, you're nothing. 762 00:49:26,875 --> 00:49:28,292 Do you have a girlfriend? 763 00:49:28,458 --> 00:49:29,625 Fiancee. 764 00:49:29,792 --> 00:49:30,583 She sexy? 765 00:49:30,708 --> 00:49:33,292 She left me. You know what they say? 766 00:49:34,958 --> 00:49:37,083 Good things never last. 767 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:34,958 Hi there. 768 00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:37,583 If I can't come to the phone it means I'm somewhere wonderful, 769 00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:39,542 doing something really really fun. 770 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:42,042 Leave me a message and I'll tell you all about it, 771 00:50:42,292 --> 00:50:43,625 unless it's something really... 772 00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:22,667 Did you hear that? 773 00:51:22,833 --> 00:51:23,667 Hear what? 774 00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:25,917 How can you people stand living like this? 775 00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,083 Like how? 776 00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:28,917 Cooped up in these tiny flats hearing 777 00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:30,583 what's going on with the neighbours. 778 00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:33,417 This is a good size apartment. 779 00:51:33,583 --> 00:51:37,667 Wait 'til you see the open luxurious spaces in heaven. 780 00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:40,125 I don't mind small spaces. 781 00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:43,292 But do you think that I will get to see my wife there? 782 00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:45,375 Off the record, I don't think so. 783 00:51:45,625 --> 00:51:46,792 But why? 784 00:51:46,917 --> 00:51:49,792 I don't know. My wife went ten years before me 785 00:51:49,958 --> 00:51:52,000 and since then I ate so much shit, I tell you. 786 00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:54,083 But I did my best to be a good person. 787 00:51:54,250 --> 00:51:56,042 I was sure she went to heaven. 788 00:51:56,167 --> 00:51:57,833 I had to do everything I could to join her. 789 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,458 And then instead of getting to see her 790 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:02,542 I got a pair of wings and some perspective. 791 00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:06,583 It is somewhat small. 792 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:10,042 Somewhat? It's tighter than a sardine's arse hole 793 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,958 Well we can go up onto the roof if you want. The view is nice. 794 00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:20,750 I used to go up there with my wife to relax. 795 00:53:07,708 --> 00:53:10,417 What are you thinking about? 796 00:53:10,583 --> 00:53:11,208 Work! 797 00:53:11,333 --> 00:53:14,583 You don't look like someone who's thinking about hauling a refrigerator. 798 00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,375 You're thinking about me. 799 00:53:17,875 --> 00:53:20,500 Yep. I was thinking about you 800 00:53:20,625 --> 00:53:21,792 What about me? 801 00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,583 I don't have the words. 802 00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:27,000 I thought you always have words. 803 00:53:27,125 --> 00:53:28,208 Me too. 804 00:53:28,417 --> 00:53:30,333 Let's start with the details then. 805 00:53:30,667 --> 00:53:32,583 What's your favourite part of my body? 806 00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:35,625 Your eyes. 807 00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:37,375 That's corny. 808 00:53:37,583 --> 00:53:38,667 It's true. 809 00:53:43,250 --> 00:53:44,792 This isn't working. 810 00:53:56,917 --> 00:53:58,625 God this city is ugly. 811 00:54:04,417 --> 00:54:05,542 What? 812 00:54:06,667 --> 00:54:09,667 You've never been to heaven have you? 813 00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:12,375 Can you believe it. They sent me straight here. 814 00:54:12,542 --> 00:54:16,292 So why did you say it was just like the Sunshine Coast? 815 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:20,125 Because I've been to the Sunshine Coast, on my honeymoon. 816 00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:26,583 Even their tap water smells nice, not like this skin rash of a city. 817 00:54:26,750 --> 00:54:29,583 But earlier you said it was nice up here. 818 00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:32,792 Earlier I had cucumbers on my eyes. 819 00:54:34,042 --> 00:54:38,000 Why don't you fly a little. I bet it's very relaxing. 820 00:54:38,292 --> 00:54:41,250 Nah, people might see me. 821 00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:46,250 Come on. I'd love to see you flying. Do it for me. 822 00:54:50,292 --> 00:54:54,792 That's fine. I bet you can't fly anyway. 823 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:58,708 Sure I can. I just don't want anybody to see me. 824 00:55:02,042 --> 00:55:03,792 Oh, look there. 825 00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:09,667 So, what do you like about my eyes? 826 00:55:29,833 --> 00:55:31,833 You were great in Show and Tell. 827 00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:34,083 I wish I knew your name. 828 00:56:09,708 --> 00:56:12,708 I heard you breathing on my answering machine, you know. 829 00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:15,583 You weren't home 830 00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:20,583 You were out at great places doing all sorts of fun things. 831 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,500 That was just a message. 832 00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:34,750 I'm really sorry. I want to grow up. 833 00:56:35,750 --> 00:56:37,458 Don't. 834 00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:49,750 You've been very helpful Sir. 835 00:56:49,875 --> 00:56:51,042 Can I go now? 836 00:56:51,250 --> 00:56:53,000 Sure, you had a rough day. 837 00:56:58,042 --> 00:57:01,292 Hey buddy, can you spare some change? 838 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:08,667 Go on mate. Oh, good on you. 839 00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:12,458 Hey mate, it's too much... 840 00:57:12,583 --> 00:57:16,208 Where you going? It's your drivers licence. 841 00:57:16,375 --> 00:57:18,458 Excuse me officer. Yes. 842 00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:21,167 I want to confess to the murder of... 843 00:57:21,333 --> 00:57:22,042 Murder? 844 00:57:22,292 --> 00:57:24,625 Wow, I don't even know his name. 845 00:57:24,750 --> 00:57:25,625 The angel? 846 00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:26,875 That's the thing. 847 00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:28,583 He wasn't really an angel. 848 00:57:28,917 --> 00:57:31,083 He was just a liar with wings. 849 00:57:31,250 --> 00:57:33,458 Which ever. He fell from the sky. 850 00:57:33,625 --> 00:57:36,125 Case closed. I pushed him. 851 00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:39,167 Sir, I've seen it a hundred times before 852 00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:42,458 Whenever there's a corpse someone always feels guilty. 853 00:57:42,667 --> 00:57:44,292 But I am guilty. 854 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:47,208 Are you a believer, Sir? 855 00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:48,667 Yes. 856 00:57:49,083 --> 00:57:50,958 I'm sure that God forgives you. 857 00:57:51,125 --> 00:57:52,500 Have a good night. 858 00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:23,292 Careful Kweller. 859 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,000 Ready for bed? 860 00:58:30,375 --> 00:58:32,083 Ah, what are you drawing? 861 00:58:32,292 --> 00:58:36,417 That's you, me, and Mum on a boat trip. 862 00:58:36,833 --> 00:58:37,875 That's nice. 863 00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:42,333 Dad, you're making Kweller nauseous. 864 00:58:42,542 --> 00:58:45,000 He's not making any noise Zacky. 865 00:58:45,542 --> 00:58:46,917 You know what that means? 866 00:58:47,208 --> 00:58:49,667 Tomorrow you'll get your Soccer Jack action figure. 867 00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:52,583 That's great Dad. Just put Kweller down. 868 00:58:52,750 --> 00:58:54,292 You're making him feel bad 869 00:59:02,917 --> 00:59:04,625 The big moment has arrived Zacky 870 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,167 Are you excited? 871 00:59:06,375 --> 00:59:09,708 Sure. But, what's the hammer for? 872 00:59:09,875 --> 00:59:10,875 It's for you. 873 00:59:11,042 --> 00:59:12,125 Just be careful. 874 00:59:16,042 --> 00:59:17,167 Zack? 875 00:59:17,542 --> 00:59:18,833 I'm careful Dad. 876 00:59:19,292 --> 00:59:20,542 Well break the pig open. 877 00:59:20,708 --> 00:59:21,500 Kweller! 878 00:59:21,583 --> 00:59:24,333 Kweller? Yeah, go on, break it. 879 00:59:24,583 --> 00:59:26,250 You deserve the doll. 880 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,000 You worked hard enough for it. 881 00:59:28,167 --> 00:59:29,583 I don't want Soccer Jack. 882 00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:32,625 Kweller is good enough. 883 00:59:34,750 --> 00:59:37,500 You don't understand. It's really ok 884 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:40,083 It's educational. Come on. I'll break it for you. 885 00:59:40,292 --> 00:59:41,333 Dad! 886 00:59:41,458 --> 00:59:42,458 Yes Zacky? 887 00:59:42,625 --> 00:59:44,667 50 cents tomorrow to put in his back 888 00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:49,583 after the milk, and then we break him. Tomorrow. 889 00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:53,542 Another 50 cents, for a rainy day? 890 00:59:53,708 --> 00:59:56,833 Yes. A rainy day. 891 01:00:06,125 --> 01:00:08,667 Hey, you're reached Lenny's mobile. 892 01:00:08,833 --> 01:00:12,083 Yeah, the brand new shiny model with the car gadget thing, 893 01:00:12,208 --> 01:00:14,583 so eat your heart out. Beep! 894 01:00:15,333 --> 01:00:16,417 Hey, 895 01:00:16,583 --> 01:00:22,000 it's Dave. It's after eight and Dad isn't back from work yet 896 01:00:22,583 --> 01:00:24,500 It's probably nothing. 897 01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:26,375 I bet he'll show up soon. 898 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:32,750 Ok, um...give me a call when you get this. Bye. 899 01:00:40,208 --> 01:00:42,167 Someone left you a message. 900 01:00:42,375 --> 01:00:43,625 Ah ha. 901 01:00:44,583 --> 01:00:46,250 What if it's important? 902 01:00:46,417 --> 01:00:47,667 It's not. 903 01:00:53,667 --> 01:00:58,417 I love touching you, just like a baby's bottom. 904 01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:07,833 What? 905 01:01:09,417 --> 01:01:10,375 Nothing. 906 01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:13,250 Your eyelash. 907 01:01:16,167 --> 01:01:17,875 Then make a wish. 908 01:01:26,292 --> 01:01:30,167 Lenny? Lenny, where are you? 909 01:01:30,375 --> 01:01:31,667 I'm in the bathroom. 910 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,417 Don't worry Kweller. 911 01:01:59,625 --> 01:02:01,167 It's only a tiny jump. 912 01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:04,083 We'll do it on the count of three. 913 01:02:06,042 --> 01:02:07,875 One... 914 01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:10,542 Three! 915 01:03:52,417 --> 01:03:53,792 Bye Kweller. 916 01:03:56,667 --> 01:04:00,833 Pigs love parks, especially ones with lakes. 917 01:04:01,125 --> 01:04:02,583 You'll be happy here. 918 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:39,417 Dad? 919 01:04:39,583 --> 01:04:40,667 A package for Dave Peck. 920 01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:43,292 Thanks. 921 01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:49,500 There you go. 922 01:04:49,667 --> 01:04:50,292 Thanks. 923 01:04:50,458 --> 01:04:51,375 Have a nice day. 924 01:04:52,292 --> 01:04:53,792 Dear Valued Customer. 925 01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:57,083 Unfortunately we are going out of business. 926 01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:59,375 Consequently the book you've ordered, 927 01:04:59,583 --> 01:05:02,917 How To Make People Listen has been out of print for a while. 928 01:05:03,083 --> 01:05:06,000 We're reimbursing you $9.99 929 01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:09,750 and sending you a copy of another of our wonderful books. 930 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,750 Swim Like a Dolphin! 931 01:05:14,417 --> 01:05:17,333 Mr Kweller! Let me help you with that. 932 01:05:17,625 --> 01:05:18,917 Oh, thank you. 933 01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,417 Where are you going? 934 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,500 I'm going to the Sunshine Coast 935 01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:24,792 I'm sure you'll have a good time. 936 01:05:26,708 --> 01:05:28,292 Are you going to meet someone there? 937 01:05:29,417 --> 01:05:32,458 Maybe. Is everything ok with you? 938 01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:33,750 My dad's missing. 939 01:05:33,917 --> 01:05:36,042 I saw him yesterday evening. 940 01:05:36,208 --> 01:05:38,083 He gave his wallet to a homeless man. 941 01:05:38,292 --> 01:05:39,417 Did you see where he went? 942 01:05:39,625 --> 01:05:40,833 Towards the park. 943 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,042 Dad! 944 01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:33,333 Hi Dave. Come sit next to your dad. 945 01:06:34,625 --> 01:06:35,792 Feed the ducks. 946 01:06:36,458 --> 01:06:37,792 You were here all night? 947 01:06:39,167 --> 01:06:41,625 No, no. Too cold. 948 01:06:41,750 --> 01:06:43,958 I slept in the tool shed and in the morning the gardener came. 949 01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:45,667 He gave me some bread. 950 01:06:47,667 --> 01:06:49,000 Are you ok? 951 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:55,792 I don't know. Can't laugh. 952 01:06:57,500 --> 01:07:00,750 I remember once your mum and I went to the park to feed the ducks. 953 01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:06,250 It was so much fun. And now I don't feel a damn thing. 954 01:07:06,417 --> 01:07:07,500 Well maybe the ducks.. 955 01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:12,917 It's not the ducks. It's everything. 956 01:07:15,042 --> 01:07:18,792 You know my office. Thirty years, no windows. 957 01:07:21,208 --> 01:07:23,875 I know life is supposed to be full of joy and sorrow. 958 01:07:24,042 --> 01:07:26,583 It's just that the joy part... 959 01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:31,750 Don't say that. Let's just do something fun. 960 01:07:32,583 --> 01:07:33,750 Like what? 961 01:07:33,917 --> 01:07:37,667 Anything. There are a million fun things to do. 962 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,542 Name one. 963 01:08:29,958 --> 01:08:38,458 "Take the edges out of your life with Doctor Nabotny's revolutionary bone removal system. 964 01:08:42,917 --> 01:08:47,250 This almost painless technique will smooth..." 965 01:08:47,417 --> 01:08:48,667 Painless! Huh! 966 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,667 I wouldn't say painless. 967 01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:52,667 You're such a ninny Max. 968 01:08:52,833 --> 01:08:54,625 You're a tough mother fucker now. 969 01:08:54,792 --> 01:08:57,625 But I bet when they took out your rib cage you cried like a baby 970 01:08:57,792 --> 01:08:59,583 The skull is the worst 971 01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:01,958 They pull it through one of the nostrils you know. 972 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,917 No, I didn't realise that, no. 973 01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:07,333 If you're stressing out about the nostril bit 974 01:09:07,542 --> 01:09:09,708 and you're not a CHEAP WHINY WUSS 975 01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:13,500 you can pay a little extra and they just zap it out with a laser. 976 01:09:14,458 --> 01:09:19,167 Yeah? But even with the laser and everything, 977 01:09:19,667 --> 01:09:21,625 why would anyone want to do that? 978 01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:26,917 Love. 979 01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:30,875 Back and forth, like a whip through the water. 980 01:09:33,542 --> 01:09:37,292 Son, I don't think it's working. 981 01:09:37,458 --> 01:09:39,875 No, Dad. I think you just need to 982 01:09:40,042 --> 01:09:42,833 loosen your knees and breathe through the nose. 983 01:09:43,042 --> 01:09:44,917 Come on! Try it. 984 01:09:46,917 --> 01:09:51,667 Don't you have in one of these books of yours something a little less physical? 985 01:09:52,042 --> 01:09:54,042 Yeah, I have the one on the meaning of life 986 01:09:54,375 --> 01:09:56,000 I can read from it for you. 987 01:10:00,917 --> 01:10:02,750 Breathe through your nose. 988 01:10:05,750 --> 01:10:06,667 Wings? 989 01:10:06,833 --> 01:10:11,333 Yes. But he fell like a ton of bricks. 990 01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:14,792 You'd think someone with wings wouldn't have that problem. 991 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,625 You don't believe me. 992 01:10:19,708 --> 01:10:21,333 Hon, can you get the cheese? 993 01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:27,708 Oh yeah, those little match boxes 994 01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:30,667 where you kept your eye drops fell when I took the butter out. 995 01:10:30,917 --> 01:10:32,208 So I threw them away. 996 01:10:32,375 --> 01:10:33,792 What, the beers? 997 01:10:33,958 --> 01:10:36,750 No, not the beers silly. The bottles you kept in the... 998 01:10:36,958 --> 01:10:39,042 All three cases? 999 01:10:39,792 --> 01:10:44,167 Oh! The guys will kill me. 1000 01:10:44,333 --> 01:10:45,583 Which guys will kill you? 1001 01:10:45,750 --> 01:10:48,375 They were imported from Belgium. 1002 01:10:48,542 --> 01:10:51,292 Ron, I'm sure they weren't beers. 1003 01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:52,458 They were eye drops. 1004 01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:53,333 How do you know! 1005 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:54,667 Did you taste them? 1006 01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:56,958 Ron, have you been smoking pot again? 1007 01:10:57,292 --> 01:10:59,125 One small joint. 1008 01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:04,917 A really really small joint. 1009 01:11:10,750 --> 01:11:12,292 All three cases? 1010 01:11:12,667 --> 01:11:13,625 Yep. 1011 01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:18,125 And she really called you a delusional fucker? 1012 01:11:18,292 --> 01:11:20,083 I've never seen her that angry. 1013 01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:24,292 One expensive lay. Hope it was worth it. 1014 01:11:26,042 --> 01:11:27,208 Fuck the beers. 1015 01:11:27,333 --> 01:11:28,833 At least now she's gone for good. 1016 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,167 Calls for a party! 1017 01:11:30,417 --> 01:11:32,792 Hey D.J. Put something good on. 1018 01:11:52,458 --> 01:11:53,958 Did you see that? 1019 01:11:54,292 --> 01:11:55,125 Yeah 1020 01:11:58,833 --> 01:12:00,792 That wasn't bad!