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What... What is his nam?
It's driving me crazy.

2
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You know, I wanna say Wayne
or, like, Phil or somet.

3
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Just forget about it.

4
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Oh! Boo-Boo!

5
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That was Yogi Bear's
little buddy!

6
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Oh!

7
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Hey.
Hey, how was the doctor
appointment?

8
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It was good.

9
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Yeah, all systems go.

10
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Hey, did you guys
find out the sex?

11
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Of Brenda?

12
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We think girl.

13
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No, the doctor knows,
but Audrey wouldn't
let him tell us.

14
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I want it to
be a surprise.

15
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The whole thing's
gonna be a surprise.

16
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Like we have any idea
how to take care
of a child.

17
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We don't even know
what happened to our ca.

18
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Oh, I just had an idea.
I will throw you
a baby shower.

19
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Oh, that's so sweet.
You don't have to
do that.

20
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You know, Jen,
you really don't have t.

21
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Hey, Jeff,
she obviously wants to.

22
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Don't be rude.

23
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Come on, it'll be fun.
Everybody loves
a baby shower.

24
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Yeah, so fun.

25
00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,064
Uh, honey...

26
00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:06,859
Throwing parties
isn't really your thing.

27
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That's not true.

28
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Remember
the spa-themed shower
you threw for Megan?

29
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It was a minor
fungal outbreak.

30
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Oh... Ah!

31
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Did you just
unbutton your pants?

32
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I did.

33
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Is it really
necessary?

34
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Well, I wanna
prevent my button
from popping off

35
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and boring
through Brenda's skull.

36
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you?

37
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♪ How many ways
to say that I'm not sc?

38
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♪ With you by my side
There is no denying

39
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♪ I can't wait
for me and you ♪

40
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(GROANS)

41
00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:08,087
Sir...

42
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Have you had a chance
to take a look

43
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at my proposal for the
new children's hospital?

44
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(GROANING) I have not.

45
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And that goofy voice
of yours

46
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is like an ax
hacking away at my skul.

47
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Late night?

48
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Welcoming the women of
New York to rock bottom?

49
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(GROANS)

50
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It's been a week
since I've rocked
any bottom.

51
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It's been a rough winter
for the old Russell mus.

52
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(CLICKS PEN)
Disgusting, sir.

53
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But things
are looking up.

54
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I went online and
found a new happy hour
I haven't hit yet.

55
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Which way is Delaware?

56
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Sir, before you cross
into that tiny state,

57
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with your
big-city viruses...

58
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Might I suggest
that perhaps you're
trying too hard?

59
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How do you figure?

60
00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:06,061
Well, when Simon Cumberbash,
the sublime batsman from
our county side,

61
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suffered a significant
slump in form during
our push for the title,

62
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do you know
what the selectors did?

63
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What are you saying?
Are you having a seizur?

64
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I'm talking about
an elite cricketer

65
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who was taken out
of the game

66
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because he was
playing horribly.

67
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He was trying too hard
so he needed a breather.

68
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But after being left
out of the side for
a few games,

69
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he returned
and inspired the team

70
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to the first-class
championship.

71
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Ah, that's classic
Cumberbash.

72
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So what's your point?

73
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My point is, sir,

74
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that I think you would
greatly benefit from
taking a break

75
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and focusing on things
other than women.

76
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Hmm. Timmy,
could we go one full day
without you hitting on ?

77
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Look, your efforts
haven't been successful,
anyway.

78
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For one week,
just one week, I'm sure
there are some hobbies

79
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you could funnel
your energies into.

80
00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,325
I don't know, maybe.

81
00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:03,493
Just think, sir,

82
00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,454
of all the girls who
will turn 18 next week.

83
00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,084
True.
Hmm.

84
00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,713
Think about
all the other girls
who'll be turning 30.

85
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Hey, Aud, definitely
register for this.

86
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I like this.

87
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Jeff, look.
Check it out, ready?

88
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(HUMS SONG)

89
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Whoo, baby down!

90
00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,162
Oh, I see you found
one of our nursing pill.

91
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They can be such a help
in positioning the baby
for a bottle or a breas.

92
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Sorry, bottle or what?

93
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Breast.

94
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(STIFLES LAUGH)

95
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Made her say it twice.
(LAUGHS)

96
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What are you,
five months along?

97
00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,343
Oh, uh, five and a half,
actually.

98
00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,595
Oh, such an exciting ti.

99
00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,389
Yeah, only to be topped
with the excitement

100
00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,849
of it actually
coming out of me.

101
00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,103
Is this the first one
for you and your husban?

102
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My husband?
Ew, gross, no...

103
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Hi, I'm Audrey,
I'm the mommy.

104
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That little person
in there is mine, actua.

105
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And that guy
is my husband.

106
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She said proudly.

107
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Jeez.

108
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Oh, shoot, I gotta
get back to the office.

109
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Okay, look,
give me your list

110
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and we will
finish registering
for everything for you.

111
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Eh, all right, okay.

112
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I mean, you certainly
look more the part
than I do.

113
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Look, it's not a big de.
We got this, right, Jef?

114
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We've got it,
you're in good hands.

115
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Okay, thanks.

116
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Let's get out of here.

117
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No.

118
00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,270
Here, you find the stuf,
I am gonna try on some
maternity jeans.

119
00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:55,647
Maternity jeans?
Sounds like a scam.

120
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No, it's not a scam.
See, they stretch.

121
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To accommodate
my growing belly.

122
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Excuse me.

123
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Got these in a size 40?

124
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(WHISTLES)

125
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Sir?
(LAUGHS)

126
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What are you
doing in so early?

127
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Well, I'm energized.

128
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I took your advice,
I decided to give up
the ladies for a bit.

129
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Oh, well, that's bad nes
for anyone selling
pepper spray.

130
00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:32,934
(CHUCKLES)

131
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So, how was your first
evening sans skanks?

132
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(LAUGHS)
Well, you know how it i.

133
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We move on boats
against the current

134
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borne back ceaselessly
into the past.

135
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Sir, are you quoting
from  The Great Gatsby?

136
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(SURPRISED LAUGH)
I guess I am.

137
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Last night I got
my F. Scott on.

138
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Well, would you
look at that?

139
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One evening not focused
on women

140
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and you read
a classic American nove.

141
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You're already a bettern
than you were yesterday.

142
00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,213
Huh, and I feel
better, too.

143
00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:02,839
Hmm.
Oh, almost forgot.

144
00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,759
Hey, I whipped this up
last night after readin.

145
00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,343
Care for one?

146
00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:07,594
Baklava?

147
00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,598
The Mount Everest
of pastry-making?

148
00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,811
(EATS BAKLAVA)
Huh?

149
00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:17,854
Heavenly, sir.

150
00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,900
What on earth possessed
you to make this?

151
00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,110
What, I'm gonna
make moussaka and
not have any baklava?

152
00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:36,123
What am I, an animal?

153
00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,541
Oh, you sure do
like those new jeans.

154
00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:42,796
You've worn 'em
like every day this wee.

155
00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:43,588
They're very special
to me.

156
00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,844
You finish all that bac,
you won't be able
to fit into them anymor.

157
00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:55,976
I'm not worried
about that.

158
00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,353
Oh, hello,
you didn't tell me
new baby presents arriv.

159
00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,400
Yeah, why can't
all that stuff go
straight to Brenda?

160
00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:04,734
Because Brenda's
not the mother.

161
00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,195
I am...
You know that, right?

162
00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,238
The baby's gonna
grow up here.

163
00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,035
I do, that's why
I'm gonna start
labeling my food.

164
00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,581
Okay, I'm off to the san
to get pretty for my pa.

165
00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:20,667
You really gotta
get all dolled up

166
00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:24,379
for a party
Jen's throwing?

167
00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:28,383
Why don't you just
wear shoes that you
can play beer pong in?

168
00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,717
Look, I know
she's had some really
crappy parties before,

169
00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,095
but I think she's
excited about this.

170
00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,973
I think she's really
gonna step up.

171
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,850
All right, I'm headed
to the movies.

172
00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,101
Have a great baby showe.

173
00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,269
Oh, crap,
that's today?

174
00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,988
Look, it's on
the invitation
you sent out.

175
00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:51,656
The party's today.

176
00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,242
Oh, my God, I put the
wrong date on these.

177
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,204
Everything's set up
for next week.

178
00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,789
Man, you are in a pickl.
Later, gator.

179
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,917
No, you can't leave!
You have to help me.

180
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,127
I have no food, no favo,
no decorations.

181
00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,005
Oh, come on, honey,
I was on my way
to the movies,

182
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,090
now I have to
help you plan
a baby shower?

183
00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,884
God, how much
more of a dump
can a Saturday take?

184
00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,052
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

185
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,637
Oh, my God!
Somebody's already here.

186
00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,056
45 minutes early?
Get them out of here!

187
00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:19,351
(SIGHS)

188
00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,479
Howdy, neighbor.

189
00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,273
Say, I'm dirty,
I sure could use a show.

190
00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:28,693
Hey... Liz.

191
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,029
Yeah, look, well,
we're not quite
ready yet, so...

192
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:31,988
Oh, I'll say.

193
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,033
Well, I brought
something for the baby

194
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,868
and I brought my baby.
(CHUCKLES)

195
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,580
Uh, what am I
looking at?

196
00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,500
It's Cornelius, silly.

197
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,169
No one recognizes him
with his haircut.

198
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,338
Okay, uh, well,
like I said,

199
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,173
um, we have
a bit more to do.

200
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,218
So, maybe come back
in like 45?

201
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,429
Uh, that's perfect
because Corny needs
a diaper change.

202
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,224
And it gives me time to
wrap this carrier back p
for Audrey.

203
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,357
Oh, hey, hey,
Jeff, Jeff,

204
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,400
you guys mind
if I borrow a couple
of things from you guys?

205
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:09,526
Yeah, sure.
What do you need?

206
00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:10,860
Uh, napkins, plates,
chairs, food.

207
00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,030
Oh, right, Jen's
hosting that party.

208
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:15,240
Go nuts.

209
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,285
Oh, and do you guys have
a pinata shaped like a baby?

210
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,497
I don't know,
check the pinata cabine.

211
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,250
And, uh, help yourself.

212
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,209
Thank you.

213
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:31,881
(RUSSELL PLAYING VIOLIN)

214
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,524
Oh, hey, Tim,
I didn't see you there.

215
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,196
That was absolutely
otherworldly, sir.

216
00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,491
Oh, yeah...
I'm little rusty.

217
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,745
On the contrary,
you sounded wonderful.

218
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:03,746
Oh, no,

219
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,374
I'm sorry, I meant,
I'm Little Rusty.

220
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,252
That was my stage name
when I was a child prod.

221
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,590
Here I thought
your only musical talent

222
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,050
was mastery
of the chest bongos.

223
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:17,552
(CHUCKLES) Well...

224
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,555
Those days
are in the past, Tim.

225
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:26,269
These days I've been
keeping my plate full
with other fun projects.

226
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,604
This is a play I've wrin
and I'm hoping to put u.

227
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:29,481
You know,
off Broadway, of course.

228
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,360
My goodness.

229
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:39,907
Yeah, it's no Eugene O'Neil,
but I'll give Tom Stoppd
a run for his money, hu?

230
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,242
Oh, and I looked at this
big chunk of mahogany,

231
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,411
and I saw this guy
trying to get out.

232
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,125
Is it for the Binghams'
baby-to-be, sir?

233
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:52,920
Uh, yeah sure.

234
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:56,924
Mr. Dunbar,

235
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,054
it truly is amazing what
you can accomplish witht
the distraction of wome.

236
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,766
Might you consider, sir,
focusing your now-clear
mind on my...

237
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,479
Oh, the children's hosp.
Hospital, yes.

238
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,897
Five steps ahead of you.
I finished the proposal.

239
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,858
I've been tooling around
with the design.

240
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:14,651
Spectacular.
I tell you what.

241
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,487
Come by the office
later today,
I'll show you what I go.

242
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:18,821
Oh, thank you
so much, sir...

243
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,658
Oh, my God, you painted
a fresco on your ceilin.

244
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,618
(LAUGHS)

245
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,706
You try writing a play
about Michelangelo
and not getting inspire.

246
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:34,921
(SIGHS)

247
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:37,965
(SANDWICH THUDS)

248
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,555
Oh, right.

249
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,058
Well he better not have
taken any of my scotch.

250
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:50,895
Good.

251
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,524
Come on, the glasses?

252
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,496
Hey.

253
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,624
Thank God, we are
all out of food.

254
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,626
Where'd you go?
Uh, the Korean deli.

255
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,669
It was the closest place
I could find.

256
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:15,462
What are these?

257
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,380
Those are
Korean squid cookies.

258
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:18,757
They are to die for.

259
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,513
Thank you so much for
hosting Audrey's shower.

260
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,224
Oh, you're so welcome, Trac,
I'm so glad you could make .

261
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,310
Oh, I wouldn't miss it.

262
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,270
It is so important
to celebrate babies
coming into this world.

263
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:33,896
No matter
if the Lord intended

264
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,190
the cockamamie way
Audrey's doing it or no.

265
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:40,987
Jen? Jen?

266
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,822
I need to use your bathroom,
but you're out
of toilet paper.

267
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:44,907
Oh...

268
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:48,620
Sorry.

269
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,087
Audrey!
Jen.

270
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,131
Thank you so much
for doing this.

271
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,425
My pleasure,
you just deserve this.

272
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,051
Oh, there she is.

273
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:05,804
You're glowing.
(CHUCKLES)

274
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,182
I...

275
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,228
Ching Bao?

276
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:30,203
Made with real squid in.

277
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,371
Good afternoon, sir.

278
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,913
Hey, there he is.

279
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:34,957
Timmy.

280
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,670
Excited to show you
the model for your
new children's hospital.

281
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,380
May I just say again, s,

282
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:42,799
what you've been
able to accomplish
in the past week

283
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,133
is truly astounding.

284
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:46,678
Well, since we started
this experiment,

285
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,139
I've gone days
without even thinking
about women.

286
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:56,187
Anyway,
here's your hospital.

287
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,063
Hmm?

288
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,358
Oh, my God.

289
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,319
It's amazing, right?

290
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,446
Yes, um...

291
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,991
Dare I ask, sir,
what are those?

292
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,454
Oh, these are
observation mounds.

293
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,625
Originally,
they were smaller,

294
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,126
but then I made them bigger,
and I'm much happier.

295
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:22,672
Check out
the welcoming entrance.

296
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,388
Is that what that is?

297
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,725
At first I had a lot
of landscaping down the.

298
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,852
I made it
really full and lush.

299
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,731
But then
I said, "No good."

300
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,690
I decided to trim it do,
you know?

301
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,777
Give it a nice, sleek,
modern look.

302
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,487
You sure did.
Yeah.

303
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,657
But I keep thinking
all day long

304
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:51,701
about putting
a monorail system in he.

305
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,454
That goes in and out of
the entrance all day lo.

306
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,290
In and out,
in and out.

307
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:06,549
(AGGRESSIVELY) You know
the building wants it.

308
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,425
I see.

309
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,638
So we're no longer
talking about the
children's hospital?

310
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,722
What children's hospita?

311
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,394
So, Brenda, what does
your boyfriend think

312
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,186
about this whole
surrogacy thing?

313
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,355
Oh, I'm a lesbian.

314
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,399
Oh. Really.

315
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,234
That's, um...

316
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:27,821
Hey, is that Ching Bao?

317
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,116
Audrey still seems
a little off to me.

318
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,120
Yeah, maybe
I'm throwing her off by
not being at the movies.

319
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,538
Come on, I told you
to come up with
a baby shower game

320
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,247
to make her feel better.

321
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:39,624
Okay, fine.

322
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,461
Hey, uh, everybody

323
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,047
I have a classic
baby shower game
that I wanna play.

324
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,467
Okay, so everyone
just grab a seat.

325
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,552
Brenda, you're good
right there.
Okay.

326
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,554
Okay, this game is calld

327
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:54,848
Guess The Weight.

328
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,390
Oh, I love this one.

329
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,100
Me too, I'll start.

330
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,060
Okay, I'm gonna say...

331
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,188
170.

332
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,026
What?

333
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:08,862
Hey-O!

334
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:13,783
This is supposed to help
make Audrey feel better.

335
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,118
Oh, okay, no,
you're right, you're ri.

336
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:20,581
Okay, let's start
with Audrey.

337
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,374
170.

338
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:23,877
(LAUGHING)
Oh, no.

339
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,172
Hey, how about
we open presents?

340
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,090
That's a great idea.

341
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,091
Okay, thanks,
you guys.

342
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,804
Um, before I open them
I just... (SIGHS)

343
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,850
When I look
around this room,

344
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,853
I just realize
how lucky I am to have..

345
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,521
Oh, God.
What?

346
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,065
Oh, the baby
just kicked.

347
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,149
ALL: Oh!
I wanna feel!

348
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:48,860
Gimme some of that!

349
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:50,862
Here, Audrey hold Corny.
Oh, jeez.

350
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:53,740
You feel it?

351
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:56,784
Jeff, are you home?

352
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,922
What the...
Oh, forget it.

353
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:10,381
I don't even
wanna know.

354
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:13,300
What's that?

355
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:15,386
The gift bag.

356
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,097
Loose Special K
and some Baker's Chocolate.

357
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:22,727
Not one of Jen's best.

358
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,021
Well, it was
great for Brenda.

359
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,190
I'm just a 170-pound

360
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,110
non-pregnant woman
with cat pee on my dres.

361
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,447
170?

362
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,450
Really?

363
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:38,492
No.

364
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,789
(SIGHS) I guess I...
I thought this party
would make me feel

365
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,291
more a part of
the whole process,
you know?

366
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:46,793
But it didn't.

367
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,003
Aud, come on.

368
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,757
No, I'm...
I'm just a bystander
in this whole thing.

369
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,342
You're not
a bystander.

370
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,719
Yeah, well,
thanks for trying to
make me feel better,

371
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,554
but it is what it is.

372
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:02,516
I'm just gonna go lie d.

373
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,893
Aud?
Yeah?

374
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,188
It's a girl.

375
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:10,691
What?

376
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,653
I couldn't wait,
so I called the doctor.

377
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,324
It's a girl?

378
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:25,832
I kinda felt like
you needed to know so...

379
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,541
(CRYING)
I did.

380
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,129
Oh, my God!
What a crazy day.

381
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,256
(SIGHS) I'll drink to t.

382
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,096
(COUGHS)

383
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,396
Ooh.

384
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,734
Ah, in at 11:30
reeking of Amaretto
and shame.

385
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:54,986
(LAUGHS)

386
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,364
And all is right
in Dunbar Land.

387
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,701
Yeah, well, got back
on the horse last night.

388
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,746
Which is an apt descripn
of the young lady I bed.

389
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:10,960
Not an attractive girl.

390
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,338
Sir, having
witnessed firsthand

391
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,256
the many talents
you possess...
Mmm?

392
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,593
I'm left wondering,
what the hell
happened to you?

393
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,139
It's a funny story, Tim.

394
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,475
I was 10 years old.
The year was 1994.

395
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,144
No, it wasn't.

396
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,648
The year was 1994.

397
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,151
(VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING)

398
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,988
I was practicing for
my debut at Carnegie Hl

399
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,824
when my parents
got me a new teacher.

400
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,463
And it's been
a wonderful life
ever since.

401
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:57,506
Ah.