1 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:05,380 The key to a proper cup of tea 2 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:08,049 is warming the kettle with a splash of boiling water. 3 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:09,510 "Cold kettles make tasteless tea," 4 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:10,678 Grandmother always said. 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,598 My word, I'm even boring myself. 6 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,558 No, it's sweet. 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,644 Listen, with all that's going on in my life, 8 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,646 it's nice to have someoe looking out for me. 9 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:23,357 Yes, Katie. I heard about your recent break. 10 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,232 So sorry. 11 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,779 Well, it's my fault for dating a musician. 12 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:32,157 I don't know why, but I always fall for a guy with a guitar. 13 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,201 Mmm. Maybe instead of a guitarist, 14 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:35,953 you should think about someone 15 00:00:35,995 --> 00:00:39,122 who sings in an a cappella group. 16 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:40,875 Yeah, yeah. 'Cause a cappella groups are so hot. 17 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,796 Yes. I certainly meant t as an outrageous statement. 18 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:48,883 Here we are. 19 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:50,342 Thank you, Timmy. 20 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,343 You're a good friend. 21 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,427 Mmm. A friend. 22 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:56,598 What a wonderful foundation on which to build... 23 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:57,599 And she's gone. 24 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:02,563 Look like you're about to cry, chief. 25 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,064 Are those palefaces littering again? 26 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:08,610 Well done, sir. If I had known you 27 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,153 eight years ago, we could have attended 28 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:14,616 that reference's 30th birthday together. 29 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,578 Cranky. Who pee-peed in your tepee? 30 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,376 If you must know, I'm upset about Katie. 31 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,922 Oh, that sweet little tg in Accounting? 32 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,882 You bash that out yet? 33 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:32,133 Huh? You give her the old Bollywood? 34 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:38,139 No, and since she's leag the company on Friday, 35 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,600 there shall be no bashing, I'm afraid. 36 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,227 Or any giving of the aforementioned wood. 37 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,983 Look, I'll help you with this chick, 38 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:49,610 but you gotta do what I say. 39 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:50,861 It can't be like those other times 40 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:52,863 when you refused my wise advice. 41 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:55,198 Yes. I missed a golden opportunity 42 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,867 by not claiming to be the inventor of 7-Eleven. 43 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,496 Say what you will, I'm a closer. 44 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,457 Well, I will grant you 45 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,042 a more-than-passing resemblance to Kyra Sedgwick. 46 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,254 Mmm. Emmy winner? One degree of Kevin Bacon? I'll take it. 47 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,592 You can save your advice, sir. 48 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,762 I'm not her type. She likes musicians. 49 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,891 Mmm. Did you tell her you're an accomplished skin flautist? 50 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,855 I did not mention that. 51 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,649 All right. I think it's time for a grand gesture. 52 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,986 Something big. 53 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:34,780 I want you to get up at her farewell party, 54 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:36,865 and serenade her on the guitar. 55 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,743 I don't play guitar. 56 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:41,202 I'll teach you. 57 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,203 You don't play guitar. 58 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,707 I know one song, 59 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:49,128 which is enough to get a chick who digs musicians. 60 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:51,254 Sir, and what happens when they get to know y, 61 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:55,092 and realize it's all been a scam? 62 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:56,969 "Oh, no, the chick I just banged found out I lied! 63 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:57,719 "I lose!" 64 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:03,100 Come on, Tim, let me help you here. 65 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:04,643 Well, I'll never be able to live with myself 66 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:06,478 if I don't at least try. 67 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,188 So, fine. I accept your help. 68 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:13,234 Good. If I get a guy some ass, he gets it for a day. 69 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,655 But if I teach him to get it for himself, 70 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:18,740 he's tapping forever. 71 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,243 (SIGHS) 72 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:26,957 Hi. Why are you so happy? 73 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,292 You know how you're always telling me 74 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:30,878 to stop messing with Tiy for my own amusement? 75 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:36,675 Yeah. I went a different way. 76 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,677 ♪ How many ways to say I love you? 77 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:44,558 ♪ How many ways to say that I'm not sc? 78 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:50,480 ♪ With you by my side There is no denying 79 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,483 ♪ I can't wait for me and you ♪ 80 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,786 MAN ON TV: And in business, the stock markets... 81 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,080 Hey, babe, can you turn that off for a sec? 82 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,998 I want to talk about something. 83 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,083 Am I in trouble? 84 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,919 No, I just wanna talk. 85 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,170 Sounds like I'm in trouble. 86 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,465 So, I had lunch today with Carol from work... 87 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:18,592 Ugh. 88 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,556 And she was telling me about this thing 89 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,349 that she and her husband do every night before they go to sleep. 90 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:27,392 Every night, huh? 91 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,479 Well, those big gals have to try harder. 92 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:32,313 No, not that. 93 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,026 Before they go to sleep, Carol and her husband 94 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,194 say five things they lie about each other. 95 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:38,153 Mmm. 96 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:43,283 Please tell me we're not having dinner with these people. 97 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:46,286 Jeff, lately I have been feeling a little unappreciated. 98 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:47,454 How so? 99 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:53,085 Well, for my last birth, you gave me the NFL package. 100 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:55,462 And when the throat docr told you I couldn't talk for a week, 101 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:59,340 you sent him a thank you note. 102 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,384 You always said that that's good manners. 103 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:02,886 Yeah, when someone gives you a gift. 104 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:03,804 Well... 105 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:09,726 Jeff, I need my five things. 106 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,939 Fine. One, two. 107 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,858 It can't be physical. 108 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:17,358 All right, I also happen to love... 109 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,777 Or sexual. 110 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,070 Aud, you're killing me. 111 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:25,450 I know this kind of thig is not easy for you, so you take your time. 112 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,576 I'm gonna go get a glass of water. 113 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:27,869 You just sit here and relax. 114 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,957 And, babe, please try not to think of this as a bad thing, okay? 115 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:32,707 Okay. 116 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,294 (DOOR CLOSING) 117 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,544 This is a very bad thing. 118 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,677 Hey. Hey. 119 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:44,511 Well... 120 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,682 I finally outsmarted that pigeon I've been feuding with. 121 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:52,311 That's terrific. 122 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:55,897 Oh, my God. This is Jeff and Audreys financial statement. 123 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,816 Wow, I guess the mailman screwed it up. I'll run it over to the. 124 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,110 No, you can't. They'll think we looked at it, 125 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:01,736 and that'll make things weird. Just throw it out. 126 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:02,612 Yeah. 127 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,740 Yeah, that's definitely the right thing to do. 128 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,785 Oh, man. They're rich. 129 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,207 I can't believe Jeff charged me an extra 20 cents 130 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,250 when I wanted to put pickles on my burger. 131 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,626 Adam, don't look at tha. That's really personal.. 132 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:17,752 Whoa, that's a lot. 133 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:20,463 And that's just mutual funds. 134 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:21,298 Yes. 135 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:25,760 And who's this Ira guy? He's crushing it. 136 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,428 I cannot believe they have that much money. 137 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,682 Is it weird that Jeff just got sexier to me? 138 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:31,850 That's not weird at all. 139 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,066 Maybe I'll get some pie to go. 140 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,441 Should I get apple or blueberry? 141 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,695 Get them both. You can certainly afford it. 142 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,284 I'll just get a fudgesicle at home. 143 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,202 Ugh, home. 144 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:52,829 Audrey wants me to come up 145 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,497 with five things I like about her. 146 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,375 Mmm, that's easy. She's got her two... 147 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:57,209 Can't be sexual. 148 00:06:58,626 --> 00:06:59,627 I'm out. 149 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,672 What's with the guitar, Neil not-Young? 150 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,511 I'm gonna teach Timmy a song so he can embarrass himself 151 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:12,015 in front of the entire company. 152 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:13,183 You're a hell of a boss. 153 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:18,897 Firm but fair. 154 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,482 Who can just rattle off five things he likes about his wife? 155 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,651 Well, Jen's my best fri, she smiles when she sees me, 156 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,237 she's kind to animals... 157 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,948 Doesn't count. You're not married. 158 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,199 Once that ring's on your finger, 159 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:33,287 those things become nais on a chalkboard. 160 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,080 Can you get this? 161 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,581 Aw, look, Jeff, I only have, like, $2, . 162 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,043 Well, we're not gonna stay here and do dishes, Lucy. 163 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:48,343 Give them your credit card. 164 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,220 Sir, is this an A, 165 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:51,763 or an A-minor? 166 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:57,102 I don't know. Just put your fingers where I told you to put the. 167 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,645 Ah, a glimpse into your dating life. 168 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,984 Look, I... I just want to make sure I'm moving my wrist properly. 169 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,403 Well, come on. If you don't learn this song, 170 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:08,155 you're gonna be moving your wrist a-plenty. 171 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,741 I'm sorry, sir. I'm just not sure I'm going 172 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,661 to have enough time to perfect this. 173 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:17,122 That's the beauty of th, it doesn't have to be perfe. 174 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,916 You just gotta get your 'tude going. 175 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:20,792 'Tude? 176 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,878 Yeah, 'tude. Stand up. 177 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:25,422 All right. 178 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,883 Let's try to figure out what your vibe is, exac. 179 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,386 Uh... Vibe. All right. 180 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,637 Give me a little, uh, Elvis sneer. 181 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:34,973 You know Elvis, right? 182 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,018 Huh! Huh! 183 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,980 That's him. All right. 184 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,482 You know, and maybe a little Mick Jagger. 185 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:45,108 Little strut. 186 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:45,984 Oh, yeah. 187 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,862 Oh, yeah. Okay. 188 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,531 Aw, that's good. 189 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,326 That is good. 190 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,119 And maybe that Pete Townshend windmill. 191 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,537 Wow! Yeah. 192 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,832 Wow! Oh, my God. 193 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:03,001 That is... That's fantastic. 194 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,005 Really, really, um... You think Katie will like it? 195 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:07,755 Who? 196 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:09,924 Katie. 197 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,552 Katie! Oh, the Katie... That's the... 198 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:13,887 Why we're doing this, for Katie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 199 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,596 She's gonna love it. Now... 200 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:21,102 Let's try them, all three together. Crank it out. 201 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,355 Wow! Wow! 202 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,233 (A LA ELVIS) Thank you. Thank you very much. 203 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:28,818 Good stuff. 204 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:32,489 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 205 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,576 Oh, hey, Aud. Hey, can I borrow some soy sauce? 206 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:38,870 I was about to make some Ramen noodles. 207 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,622 Uh, I'm sorry. Ramen noodles are an inexpensive meal 208 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,083 traditionally enjoyed by college students 209 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:47,462 and the budget-consciou. 210 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,838 Yeah, I know... I know what Ramen noodles are. 211 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,340 Oh, sure. I know what caviar is. 212 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,927 Doesn't mean I've ever had it. 213 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:54,969 Just get the soy sauce. 214 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,726 So what if Jeff doesn't come up with five things? 215 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,728 I mean, feelings aren't really in his wheelhouse. 216 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,896 I know, that's why I'm doing this. 217 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,565 To bring out his emotional side. 218 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,441 He has one? 219 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,112 Well, we know he has a heart. He's on Lipitor. 220 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,241 I took the regular. 221 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,658 I noticed you also had low-sodium. 222 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:24,165 Must be nice to be swimming in soy sauce. 223 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,625 Uh, hey, Jeff. Hey. 224 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,877 You two are gonna have to leave. 225 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,588 I've got five things I e about my wife, 226 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,381 and, um, after I'm done saying them, 227 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,674 I'm hoping to be richly rewarded. 228 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:37,887 Well, well. 229 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:45,853 The rich get richer. Let's go, Jen. 230 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,188 So you got your five things. 231 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,940 I knew you could do it, babe. 232 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,442 That's right. When Jeff Bingham has an assignment, 233 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:51,401 he delivers. 234 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,282 Number one... You make me want to be a better man. 235 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:06,541 Two... You complete me. 236 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,046 You do. 237 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:16,176 Three... All right. 238 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,552 I'm gonna stop you right there. 239 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,516 "As Good as It Gets, Jerry Maguire, When Harry Met Sally.." 240 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,225 These are all movie quos from movies I made you watc. 241 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,772 Well... You make me want to see better movies. 242 00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,029 "Say hello to my little friend"? 243 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,078 Well, that was gonna be for when I was richly rewarded. 244 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,330 Mmm-hmm. 245 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,960 You know, I... I didn't want you 246 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:51,919 to come up with these immediately. 247 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,754 That's why I gave you time. 248 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,882 You could... Jeez, you couldn't even come up with one? 249 00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,342 Uh, come on. 250 00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:00,387 Just a boy, standing in front of a girl... 251 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,099 Can't believe I even know that one. 252 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,776 I know how much you love those short rib tacos, 253 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,071 so when I saw the food truck parked on Third Avenue, 254 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,864 I thought I'd surprise you. 255 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,491 You take such good care of me, sweetheart. 256 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,951 That's because I love you. 257 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,078 Have a good day. Okay. 258 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:33,211 Dan, I couldn't help noticing you liking your wife. 259 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,213 Yeah, she's the best. 260 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,508 Look, she even wrote "I love you" on the taco wrapper. 261 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,926 Audrey once put a note in my lunch, 262 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,177 but I accidentally ate it. 263 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,930 What's the trick? 264 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:47,308 Have you tried eating slower? 265 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,018 No, to make her think that you like her. 266 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,312 I... I do like her. 267 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,439 Come on, it's just us. 268 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,150 What I need are five sure-fire things 269 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,569 that I like about my wife. 270 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:03,366 You want me to tell you what you like about your wife? 271 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,451 That'd be terrific. 272 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,871 Well, I guess when I'm with Barbara, 273 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,249 I notice all the little things she does. 274 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,710 Oh. Oh, there it was in front of my eyes the whole time. 275 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,211 It's pretty simple. 276 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,421 Yeah, it's real simple. 277 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,300 You want me to write that down for ? 278 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,384 That'd be great. 279 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,978 This guy's all over your girlfriend. 280 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,481 He's going in for the kill. 281 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,733 Sir, have you noticed all your phrases about courtship 282 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,152 involve the threat of violence? 283 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,695 Have you noticed you never get any? 284 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,197 All right? Now grab your guitar. 285 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,823 Let's do this. It's now or never. 286 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,785 I'm not sure about this, sir. 287 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:47,910 I am rather nervous. 288 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,124 Fact. Tom Jones feels this way before every performanc. 289 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,833 Fact. Tom Jones gets pummeled with panties. 290 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,672 All right, sir. Yeah? 291 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,131 Okay. I've come this far. 292 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,093 Thank you. 293 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:08,097 You publicly expressing yourself in g is all the thanks I nee. 294 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:08,931 Go get 'em. 295 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,851 Dude, sit down. 296 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,312 You're not gonna wanna miss this. 297 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,857 Excuse me, may I have your attention? 298 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:22,696 Katie. 299 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,573 I've been trying to tell you something 300 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,200 for the past few months, but the words... 301 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,495 They've not come to me. But fortunately, 302 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,247 where words fail, there is song. 303 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,041 (TAPPING FEET) 304 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,042 Yes, there is. 305 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,129 And though there have been may love songs written, 306 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,507 including those by Gershwin, Cole Port, 307 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,134 Lennon and McCartney, I think you'll agree 308 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:48,971 that no one said it more eloquently than Mr. Big. 309 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,765 Katie, this is for you. 310 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,603 ♪ Hold on little girl 311 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,190 ♪ Show me what he's done to you 312 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,277 ♪ Stand up, little girl 313 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,406 ♪ A broken heart can't be that bad 314 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,701 ♪ When it's through it's through ♪ 315 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:11,661 (LAUGHING) 316 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,707 Isn't this awesome? 317 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:19,043 This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. 318 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,671 Yeah, I think we're sayg the same thing. 319 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,130 Didn't he have any friends to stop him? 320 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,801 Oh, God, I can't watch any more. 321 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:35,184 Don't worry about it, I'm filming it. 322 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,185 There she is. 323 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,357 Mind if I observe you? 324 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,358 Knock yourself out. 325 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:50,950 Those nails of yours sure grow out really fa. 326 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:51,951 I love how they do that. 327 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,750 Is that one of your five things? 328 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:02,169 Apparently not. 329 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,213 The thing I love is the way you file the. 330 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,215 So tender, so meticulous. 331 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,425 Oh, God. 332 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,638 Just forget it. It's fine, okay? 333 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,180 I never should've asked you in the first place. 334 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,057 Audrey, I'm sorry, but I... 335 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,436 All this "talking about what you like" stuff, 336 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,980 it's just not who I am. I wish I was more like . 337 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:25,610 You know, able to make people feel appreciated. 338 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,236 Guess what, Jeff, that's one. 339 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,408 What? What did I say? 340 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,827 No, no, no. Don't... Don't think, just keep going. 341 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,202 What? Just keep going. 342 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,497 I... It's too much pressure. 343 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,166 You're always pushing me to be better. 344 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,837 That's two. 345 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,212 It is? Yes. 346 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,092 Yeah... Okay, let's try one when you're not yelling at m. 347 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,637 I'm sorry. I'm yelling because I wanna get this right. 348 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:59,936 I... I want you to be h. When you're happy, I'm happ. 349 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,939 That's three. 350 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:03,773 Yeah? 351 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:11,280 Aw, come on, Aud, you gotta give me the boobs. 352 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,907 You know what, you can have the boobs. 353 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:19,497 That's five. 354 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,833 You're so generous. (LAUGHING) 355 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,878 That's four! 356 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:28,923 You can take one of your boobs back. 357 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:29,924 Perhaps now... 358 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,927 You can say hello to my little friend. 359 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,308 ♪ When it's through, it's through ♪ 360 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,728 I... I'm so sorry, that was the wrong chor. 361 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,021 Um, let me start over, shall I? 362 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,817 ♪ Hold on little girl 363 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,278 ♪ Show me what he's done to you 364 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,156 ♪ Stand up, little girl 365 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,284 ♪ Fate will twist the both of you 366 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,580 ♪ So come on, baby, come on over 367 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,623 ♪ Let me be the one 368 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,959 ♪ To show you 369 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,671 Who am I kidding? 370 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,173 ♪ Build up your confidence 371 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,676 ♪ You can be on top for once 372 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,596 ♪ Wake up who cares about 373 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,306 ♪ Little boys that talk too much 374 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,351 ♪ I've seen it all go down 375 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,187 ♪ Your game of love is all rained out 376 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,482 ♪ So come on, baby, come on over 377 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,359 ♪ Let me be the one 378 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,361 ♪ To hold you ♪ 379 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,948 Thank you very much, sir. 380 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,282 Don't thank me, thank Mr. Big. 381 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,119 BOTH: ♪ I'm the one who wants 382 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,956 ♪ To be with you 383 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,792 ♪ Deep inside I hope 384 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,087 ♪ You feel it too ♪ 385 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,423 I don't know why Timmy had to go through all ts 386 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,841 to tell me he and Russell are gay. 387 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,137 BOTH: ♪ Waited on a line of.. 388 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,514 ♪ Waited on a line 389 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,225 BOTH: ♪ Just to be the next 390 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,979 ♪ To be with you 391 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,065 ♪ I'm the one who wants to.. 392 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,734 ♪ We can be together, baby 393 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,779 BOTH: ♪ Deep inside I hope 394 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,281 ♪ You feel it too 395 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,492 ♪ I feel it 396 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,285 BOTH: ♪ Waited on a line of.. 397 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,997 ♪ Waited on a line 398 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,290 BOTH: ♪ Just to be the next 399 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,084 ♪ To be with you 400 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,003 ♪ You 401 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,714 BOTH: ♪ Just to be the next to be with you 402 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,633 ♪ With you guys ♪ 403 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,807 Jeff, who knew you were so romantic? 404 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,642 I'll tell you who knew. My wife, that's who. 405 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,810 (GIGGLING) Look at her. 406 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,313 Always the counter-clockwise stir, 407 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,357 followed by the two taps. 408 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,444 Damn, I love your consistency. 409 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,448 All right, you can stop now. 410 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:04,996 You've gotten all the rich rewards you're gonna get. 411 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,914 Oh, thanks, guys. We'll get the next one. 412 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,041 Oh, actually, Jeff, I'm pretty sure it's our turn. 413 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,333 It all evens out in the end. 414 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:11,752 No, no, no. 415 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,340 No, no, no, it doesn't. It doesn't. 416 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,177 Adam, let it go. 417 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,804 Since when do we argue over a couple of bucks for breakfast? 418 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:22,972 We opened up your mail, and found out you guys have, like, a billion dollars, 419 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,098 you cheap bastard. 420 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,774 We'll get this one.