1 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:06,799 I am so happy you are letting me do this. 2 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,216 Oh, come on. You painting a mural for the baby 3 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,845 is such a sweet gift. 4 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:13,430 All Jeff wanted to do was put up some Pearl Jam posters. 5 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,642 Well, Jen is an amazing artist. 6 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:19,311 She was the face painter at her nephew's fifth birthday party, 7 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:22,564 and she painted me a Bengal tiger. 8 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,232 It scared the crap out of that one kid, huh? 9 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,360 (MIMICS GROWLING) 10 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:27,820 JEFF: I'm home. 11 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,530 I'm in the baby's room. 12 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:33,492 JEFF: Is there any chance I'm gonna get some tonight? 13 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:35,703 The answer will determine my scotch intake. 14 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:42,209 Is this an intervention? 15 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:45,880 No, but we should probably squeeze one in before the baby comes. 16 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:48,757 No, Jen offered to paint a mural on the wall as a gift for the baby. 17 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:52,177 Oh, great, now I don't have to spend any more money decorating this room. 18 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,388 I am gonna go pick up some dinner for us, our treat. 19 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:56,097 And the universe corrects itself. 20 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:01,228 So, Jeff, you got any big plans for this Saturday night? 21 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:02,813 (HUFFS) 22 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:04,982 What's the right answer? 23 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:05,941 Uh, no. 24 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,069 Sure, you don't. 25 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,445 (GIGGLES) 26 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,409 Okay, buddy. 27 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,077 You play it your way. (MIMICS BEEPING) 28 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,537 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 29 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:25,377 My way is walking away from you right now. 30 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,675 Oh, what's with the giggling, Anderson Cooper? 31 00:01:33,092 --> 00:01:36,221 Okay, I'm not sure who that is, 32 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:39,224 but Jeff and the guys are planning to throw me 33 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:40,809 a surprise bachelor party Saturday. 34 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:42,310 How do you know? 35 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,521 Well, I've been dropping some hint bombs. 36 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,274 And I overheard Jeff and Russell 37 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,109 whispering something about Saturday night. 38 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:52,195 Plus, this morning, Jeff was by the elevator, 39 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,948 and he saw me coming, and he went up the stairs. 40 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,201 Well, that all adds up. 41 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:00,037 (SIGHS) 42 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,580 I just don't want you to be disappointed 43 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,331 if they didn't end up planning anything. 44 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,126 Listen, honey, I know the guys like to tease me 45 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,962 and draw things on my face when I'm sleeping, 46 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,966 but they're not gonna pass up a bachelor party. 47 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:13,133 You know, I mean, it'll give them a chance 48 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,426 to see me act like an idiot. 49 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:17,554 A rare treat. 50 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,890 (CHUCKLES) I know. 51 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,142 (GASPS) Oh, my God. 52 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,436 Oh, my God, do you think they'll kidnap me? 53 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,228 I hope they do, I've always wanted to be kidnapped. 54 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,443 All right, I am going to start painting. I'll see you at home. 55 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:32,569 Mmm-hmm. Bye. 56 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,991 (SIGHS) 57 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:39,785 I guess I won't be seeing you anytime soon, hmm? 58 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,122 Especially this Saturday night. 59 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,584 (GIGGLES) 60 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:54,341 What is he, high? 61 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,260 No. 62 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:58,804 Maybe. I don't know anymore. 63 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,556 I... (SIGHS) 64 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,724 What are you planning for him? 65 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,310 When he nods off later, 66 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,146 I was gonna draw a wang on his face. 67 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,150 You can drop the act. He knows. 68 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,359 And I don't care where you take him. 69 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,902 Just don't leave him alone. 70 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:14,486 You know how he wanders off. 71 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:19,158 Look, I'm not married to you, 72 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,784 so I'm not required to figure out what you're talking about. 73 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,874 Adam overheard you and Russell making plans 74 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,207 for his bachelor party Saturday night. 75 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,044 No. 76 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:32,504 He heard us making plans to go to a movie without him. 77 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,548 Why? 78 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,884 Aw, you've seen a movie with him! 79 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,301 "Who is that guy?" 80 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:39,761 "What are they doing?" 81 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,390 "Do you think they're really doing it?" 82 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:46,393 I get it, 83 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,687 but he is absolutely sure 84 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,731 that you guys are planning a surprise bachelor party for him. 85 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,482 Well, we're not, so... 86 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:55,527 Surprise. 87 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,283 ♪ How many ways to say I love you? 88 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,998 ♪ How many ways to say that I'm not scared? 89 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:14,713 ♪ With you by my side There is no denying 90 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:17,091 ♪ I can't wait for me and you ♪ 91 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:28,185 Okay, here's what's happening, you thoughtless turds. 92 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,773 You are throwing Adam a surprise bachelor party. 93 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:35,234 He is expecting it, 94 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:36,944 and I do not want him to be disappointed before the wedding. 95 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,737 That's smart. Save it for after. 96 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,074 Zip it, you albino smurf. 97 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,119 Now, listen. 98 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,955 For some reason, Adam idolizes you guys, 99 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,372 even though you treat him like crap. 100 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:50,874 I mean, did it ever occur to you 101 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,001 to even throw him a bachelor party? 102 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:54,253 To be honest, I thought you guys were already married. 103 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:57,631 I didn't believe you were ever gonna do it. 104 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:58,799 I mean, you've been engaged forever. 105 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,008 Yeah. TIMMY: Yes. 106 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,136 As they say in my country, 107 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,012 "Go number two, or get off the loo." 108 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,766 Well, we are getting married, 109 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,434 and you are surprising him with a bachelor party. 110 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:10,852 Here are your itineraries. 111 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,646 Come on. 112 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:15,190 Vegas, cocktails, cigars. 113 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,691 I'm not seeing anything I hate. 114 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,653 Yep, a little gambling, steak dinner. 115 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,280 Jennifer, there's a... (CHUCKLES) 116 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,906 May be a misprint. 117 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,159 There's no mention of any entertainment. 118 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,122 Do we understand each other? 119 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:32,791 You wanna see boobies? 120 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,960 Well, if you're offering. Take five, guys. 121 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,546 Well, Ms. Morgan has charged me 122 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,339 with finding strippers who are, and I quote, 123 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,050 "Just this side of nasty." 124 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,804 We'll stay on this side. 125 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,139 BOTH: We're gonna go to the other side. 126 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,604 Hey. 127 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,606 Ready for your guy's weekend? 128 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,150 Oh, as soon as Russell and his manservant get here. 129 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,237 You guys, I'm all done with the mural. 130 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:03,571 Come take a look. 131 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,075 It's beautiful! I love it. 132 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,703 Oh, I am so glad. 133 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,164 And since you're having a girl, I worked in some extra pink. 134 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,208 What do you think, Jeff? 135 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:17,836 It's the best mural in the apartment. 136 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,047 I'm so happy I could do this for you guys. 137 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,715 All right, I'm gonna go home 138 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:22,632 and make sure Adam's ready for his surprise. 139 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,176 Thanks again. 140 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:25,969 So, what do you really think? 141 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,596 I like it. Oh, why? 142 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,265 What silly thing are you gonna complain about? 143 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:33,227 Nothing, other than it looks like a giant penis. 144 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:36,188 What? That's crazy. 145 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,190 Well, sure, I could see, given your frame of reference, 146 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,566 that you wouldn't think this was giant, 147 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,485 but that's a wiener. 148 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,905 Okay. 149 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,573 Jeff, that does not look like that, okay? 150 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:48,700 That is an adorable giraffe, okay? 151 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,660 It has a long, pink neck. 152 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:51,912 Oh, my God. 153 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,332 There you go. 154 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:59,586 No, come on we're overreacting. 155 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,088 Nobody else is even gonna see. 156 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:02,589 What's with the monster rod? 157 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,093 Well, of course Russell sees it. 158 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:07,094 He's a disgusting pervert. 159 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,221 Hey, come on, now. 160 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:10,222 Well, that's fair. Yeah. 161 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,973 (JEFF CHUCKLES) 162 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,683 What do you think, Timmy? 163 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,602 There is something vaguely phallic about it. 164 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,396 (CHUCKLES) You're gay! 165 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,067 Sir, you just said the exact same thing yourself. 166 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:23,860 Yeah, but my tongue didn't roll out of my head 167 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,405 like a cartoon coyote when I said it. 168 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:27,906 Look, when I go over to get Adam, 169 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,366 I'm just gonna tell Jen she has to paint over this. 170 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,743 No, you can't do that. You'll hurt her feelings. 171 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:32,702 Look, I'll handle it. 172 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:33,995 Poorly. 173 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,830 What does that mean? 174 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,498 It means that you will fail 175 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,499 at what you're trying to accomplish. 176 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:42,212 I will not. 177 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,339 I can fix this without making her feel bad. 178 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,840 No, you can't. 179 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,926 You're not good at things like this. 180 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,720 I'm great at things like this! 181 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,222 This seems like a private conversation. 182 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:53,765 We should go. 183 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,310 Right. Hey, did you hear that? 184 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:59,146 Timmy wants us to leave so he can be alone with the penis mural. 185 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:05,110 This is exciting. 186 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,279 I have no experience kidnapping anyone. 187 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,531 I assume you do. 188 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:14,161 Well, a little "He said, she said," yeah. 189 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,745 All right, let's do this. TIMMY: All right. 190 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,414 You guys ready? Mmm-hmm. 191 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,040 This is scary. 192 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,125 Shh. 193 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,502 Go, go, go. Oh! 194 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,671 BOTH: Oh! Wait, wait, wait, wait! 195 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:25,797 JENNIFER: Oh, my God! It's me, you idiots! 196 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,090 Oh, my God, it's Jen! 197 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,967 (GRUNTS) 198 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,011 You didn't know? 199 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,846 What, so you thought you were grabbing Adam's boob? 200 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:40,061 Wow. My goodness! 201 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,605 What in the world could the three of you possibly be doing here? 202 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,985 We're here to take you to your surprise bachelor party. 203 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,321 Bachelor party? 204 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,823 Oh, my God! I am so surprised. 205 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,953 Well, it took a lot of planning, but we did it. 206 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,330 You guys are the best. 207 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,874 We really are, yeah. 208 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,125 Ready to go? Almost. 209 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,002 Jen? 210 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,134 All right. It is on! 211 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,847 Oh, you know what? I should probably go to the bathroom before we go. 212 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:16,515 Who wants to take me? 213 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,690 Aw, do they pipe in the pee smell? 214 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:30,445 It's actually made fresh daily. 215 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:34,324 Hmm, there's a gentleman serving up a new batch as we speak. 216 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,535 Sweet, dude. We're in the conductor's car. 217 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,661 Hi. 218 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:39,871 You're doing a great job. 219 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:41,664 Gee, thanks. 220 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,793 Anyway, guys, I am so excited for Vegas, huh? 221 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,546 Yo! Yeah! 222 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,089 Yes, it's gonna be the best bachelor party ever. 223 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,673 (TRAIN SCREECHES) 224 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:56,137 ADAM: Did you guys put the pillowcase over my head again? 225 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,389 (GIGGLES) 226 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,394 So, Jeff and I were admiring your mural, 227 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,312 which we love, by the way, 228 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,814 but we noticed something about the giraffe. 229 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,233 Princess Winky. 230 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:13,280 "Princess" Winky? That's... Huh. 231 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,574 I always just thought it was a boy giraffe. 232 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,868 Why? 233 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,996 Oh, I don't know. There's just something distinctly male about it. 234 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,875 Is that a problem? Is there something wrong? 235 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,877 No, no, no. Sweetie, no, no, no! 236 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,796 We just thought maybe Princess Winky looked a little lonely. 237 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,048 Oh! 238 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,383 You mean, like, fill in the space? 239 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,176 Yeah! Yeah. 240 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,304 Give the eye some other things to look at. 241 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,058 Oh, I could create a whole jungle world. 242 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,643 Sure, yeah! Add as much as you want. Go nuts. 243 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,145 (SIGHS) No, not nuts. 244 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,024 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) 245 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,859 Ah. 246 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:55,113 Well, nothing got more attractive while it was dark. 247 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,907 MAN ON ANNOUNCER: Attention, passengers, I have an update for you. 248 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,327 The train that's stopped on the tracks ahead of us is still stopped. 249 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,371 That's not really an update. It's just the same thing. 250 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:06,458 I'll keep you posted as I get more information. 251 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,502 Yes, do you have any more information? 252 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,296 I just said that I didn't. 253 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,466 Well, that was to everyone. 254 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,510 I thought maybe between you and me. 255 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,219 You know what? 256 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,263 Why don't you just go sit down and blame me for everything 257 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,806 like the rest of the subterranean cretins? 258 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,767 Sir, I could never blame you. 259 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:27,521 You're a train man. 260 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,651 All right. 261 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,653 Just had a confab with the conduc. 262 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,946 He's gonna give me an update once he's got more information. 263 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,115 Well, I hope we get moving soon. 264 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,450 We do have a flight to catch. 265 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,827 Oh, don't worry, Timmy. We're gonna make it! 266 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,997 This is all part of the epic bachelor party story. 267 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,874 What about the epic B.O. down here? Is that part of the story? 268 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,960 Great idea taking the train, Tim. 269 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,505 It wasn't his idea. 270 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,882 Oh, that's right. This is all Jen's doing. 271 00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,261 Jen? What did Jen do? 272 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,097 Nothing. Don't listen to them. 273 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,724 Jen forced us into this whole stupid thing. 274 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,686 If we die down here, I'm gonna haunt her so hard. 275 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,980 Wait. 276 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,731 Jen made you guys have a bachelor party for me? 277 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,652 You had nothing planned for tonight? 278 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,112 No, no. We did, we did. 279 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,864 You and I were gonna go to a movie, right? 280 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,410 Okay, look, so it was Jen's idea, 281 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:26,329 but we're happy to go gamble, and drink, 282 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,122 and look at naked ladies, 283 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,040 and we don't mind at all that you're here. 284 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,586 I can't believe this. 285 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:33,461 I thought you guys were my friends. 286 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,382 Seriously, is there a wet goat down here? 287 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,344 You know what? 288 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,055 Forget it. I'm not going to Vegas. 289 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,182 Well, I don't think any of us are going to Vegas now. 290 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,934 I'm just gonna go find another place to sit. 291 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,477 Oh. Mr. Rhodes. 292 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,812 No, look, I don't need you guys for anything. 293 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,320 Pull it like the sign says. 294 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,867 Thanks. 295 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,120 Now, I don't need you guys for anything. 296 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,294 I feel terrible about Mr. Rhodes. 297 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,962 But what's the big deal? We rip on him all the time. 298 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,505 That's what he's here for. 299 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:18,965 No, I get what Timmy's saying. 300 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,634 A bachelor party is an important guy thing. 301 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,595 It's like a funeral for the fun part of your life. 302 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,555 And think of this 303 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,724 Mr. Rhodes actually values your friendship. 304 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,559 Who else can you say that about? 305 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,397 No. 306 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:43,573 I lull myself to sleep nightly plotting your death. 307 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,368 MAN OVER ANNOUNCER: Bad news, folks. 308 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,955 It looks like we are not going to be moving for at least one hour. 309 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,457 An hour? (PEOPLE GROANING) 310 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,000 Yeah, 'cause it's my fault. 311 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,671 Well, that's it. 312 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,633 We're not making it to Las Vegas tonight. 313 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,051 You know what? We'll just make it up to him next year. 314 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,221 It's not his birthday. 315 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,975 It's his bachelor party, and I say we give him one right here, right now. 316 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,686 That's a great idea. 317 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:15,938 Quick question. Won't that suck? 318 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,775 Maybe, but we owe it to the little goofball to at least try. 319 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,318 I'll deny this to his face, 320 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,320 but Adam's a good friend. 321 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,571 We should do this for him. 322 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,198 I'm in. 323 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:28,368 I'm in too, mostly just to stir up the air in here. 324 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,745 Yeah, now we gotta get all the ingredients for a good bachelor party. 325 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,872 I can find booze anywhere. 326 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,082 That's great, I can sniff out a girl with daddy issues anywhere. 327 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,169 Timmy, you're our tech guy. 328 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,880 Why am I the tech guy? 329 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:41,840 Look at yourself. 330 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:46,803 Yeah, okay. 331 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,682 Hands in. "Bachelor party" on three. 332 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,266 ALL: One, two, three. 333 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,768 Bachelor party! 334 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,269 (CHUCKLES) He said it! 335 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,648 See, that's why you're our tech guy. 336 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:00,900 Let's do this. 337 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,949 And then, it turns out my fiancee made them do the whole thing. 338 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,869 And, I mean, she did it because she loves me, 339 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,871 and she's totally hot, you know, 340 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,581 but I just wanted my boys to be into it, you know? 341 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,751 Isn't that the worst? 342 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,377 Yeah. Sucks to be you, buddy. 343 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,590 Thanks. I appreciate that. Hey, I like you, man. 344 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,174 You got a business card or something? 345 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:27,844 Mr. Rhodes. 346 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,096 Oh. 347 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,768 Hello, Timothy. 348 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,019 If you're here to apologize, you're too late, 349 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,313 'cause, as you can see, I have a new friend now. 350 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,565 That he does. 351 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,026 Mr. Rhodes, please come and rejoin us. 352 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,486 Give them a second chance. 353 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,617 Thanks. I already had my hopes up once, 354 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,285 and they let me down. 355 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,370 Look, I've been on the receiving end 356 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,081 of their barbs and insensitivity many a time. 357 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,251 They can be immature and thoughtless and often, downright cruel. 358 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,588 You know, maybe I'll just stay here with you. 359 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,465 (SIGHS) Whatever. 360 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,592 You know what? No. Please come back. 361 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,511 Trust me. 362 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,763 I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. 363 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,223 Okay. 364 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,310 Look, Spencer, I gotta go. 365 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,481 Look at me here, okay? This? This right here? 366 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,775 This is real, all right? 367 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,620 All right, we've got two bags of chips, 368 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,122 half a sub, most of a pizza, a dozen donuts, 369 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,708 and plenty of booze thanks to my new buddies over here. 370 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,794 Hey. 371 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,963 Oh, great, ZZ Top and Brave's father. 372 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,175 Anyway, it was slim pickings, but my keen senses 373 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,719 led me to the only professional dancer on the train. 374 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,054 Oh, hello! 375 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,765 She's not bad. I'd watch her shake her lady parts. 376 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,266 Oh, yeah. 377 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,477 All right, Mr. Rhodes, you can look now. 378 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,564 Welcome to your bachelor party, buddy. 379 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,359 We got food. We got booze. We got entertainment. 380 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,486 Oh, did someone say "Light show?" 381 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,905 Tech guy, yeah. 382 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,366 You dragged me back for this? 383 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,954 Because it's fantastic! 384 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,079 All right! Oh, my God! 385 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,790 Hey, guys, thank you. 386 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,542 Really? Yes, yes! 387 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,502 I mean, you guys really made an effort for me. 388 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,128 Check this out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 389 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,214 Timmy hooked up Russell's tunes. 390 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,174 Get ready to push 'em up. 391 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,886 MALE VOICE: Welcome to Being Tall on the Inside, 392 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,221 a motivational book for short statured men. 393 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,640 No, no, don't... 394 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,893 I know you were trying not to hurt my feelings, 395 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,061 but I totally got what you meant. 396 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,521 Oh, I'm so glad. 397 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,356 Open your eyes. 398 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,358 Oh, my God. 399 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,611 (LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) 400 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,155 Uh, what is the monkey doing to Princess Winky? 401 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,868 (EXCLAIMS) Riding her! 402 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,161 (GIGGLES) 403 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,122 See how much he loves his banana? 404 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,127 Yes, yeah, he certainly has a good grip on it. 405 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:13,051 What are those two round things at the base of the neck? 406 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,721 Coconuts. That's why they're so hairy. 407 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,892 Of course. 408 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:24,478 Gosh, I think this is some of my best work ever. 409 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,522 I mean, not to be cocky. 410 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,523 Oh. 411 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,652 You have every right to be. 412 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,322 Lovely, right down there. Enjoy. 413 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,325 Please, enjoy yourself. Whoa. 414 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,660 It's five dollars for dudes. 415 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,872 It's a sausage tax. 416 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,753 All right, all right, lover boy, 417 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,463 you found your queen in life. 418 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,131 Now, you just gotta find this one, all right? 419 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,007 Keep your eyes on it. Keep your eyes on it. 420 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,093 Uh-huh. Yeah, uh-huh. 421 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,636 Where you at? Bam, that one. 422 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,430 Oh! Oh, man, again? 423 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,766 What, I haven't won once. 424 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,142 Hey, you're not cheating, are you? 425 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,811 What? (LAUGHS) Just kidding. 426 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:06,312 I trust you, Sleazy Willy. 427 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,986 All right, now, it's time for the entertainment portion of the evening! 428 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,195 Let's get our lucky bachelor up 429 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,490 in the seat of honor. (ALL CHEERING) 430 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:21,119 (SHOUTS) Put 'em down, put 'em down. 431 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,663 On the main stage, we got... What's your name again? 432 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,164 Helen. We got Candy on the main stage! 433 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,166 (ALL CHEERING) 434 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:33,172 Wait, wait, wait, hold up. 435 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,590 What are you doing? I thought you were a dancer. 436 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,216 I am. A tap dancer. 437 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,218 No, uh... 438 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,888 We were looking for the type of dancing that involves a pole. 439 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:42,849 Okay. 440 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,110 You are so talented. 441 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,990 You guys, best bachelor party ever! 442 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,700 BOTH: Ever! (ALL CHEERING) 443 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:01,909 Whoo! 444 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,004 MAN ON ANNOUNCER: Excuse me, folks, I've just gotten the go-ahead 445 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,714 to start back up. 446 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,382 We should be moving in just a moment. 447 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,343 (ALL GROAN) 448 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,722 Seriously, I can't win with you people. 449 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,182 Hey, hey, bring it in, bring it in, bring it in. 450 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,267 Hey, thank you. Thank you again, guys. 451 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,353 I mean, you really came through for me. 452 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,271 Hope you enjoyed your party. I did. 453 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,815 I did, but there's only one thing 454 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,108 that could make this thing better. 455 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,110 Whoo-hoo! 456 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,988 I'm driving the train! 457 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,156 I'm a train man. 458 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,366 Whoo! Yeah! 459 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,618 Whoo-hoo! 460 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,707 Well, I doubted you, but I have to admit, 461 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:50,875 you really seem to have taken care of it. 462 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,258 See? I told you I'd handle it.