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I'm glad you guys
introduced us to Ethiopian food.

2
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And now that
I've met Ethiopian food,

3
00:00:06,714 --> 00:00:08,758
it's time to say
goodbye forever.

4
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It feels like it's gonna
be a long goodbye.

5
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I'm re-thinking
opening this door.

6
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Why don't you
come over for dessert?

7
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Oh, we'd love to.
Good call, honey.

8
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Coffee or--

9
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Oh, my God.

10
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Wow.

11
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You guys are pigs.

12
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I don't believe this.
We've been robbed.

13
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Wait, the window.
Adam, did you leave it open?

14
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Did you?
No.

15
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Then yeah, I did.

16
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Wait, wait. What if
they're still here?

17
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You guys stay here
and we'll go check it out.

18
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Hey, honey, I'm home from
the kung-fu studio.

19
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Yeah, and I'm home
from gun practice.

20
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Good. Now they think we're
a super-violent gay couple.

21
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Get in there.

22
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I am so freaked out.

23
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Has anything like this
ever happened to you?

24
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Uh, one time at work,

25
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someone stole a yogurt
with my name on it

26
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right out of the fridge.

27
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So no.

28
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Well, it's all clear.

29
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I checked your
underwear drawer.

30
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Your jewelry is still there.

31
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I checked it too.
He's right.

32
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So, what did they take?
I don't know,

33
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it doesn't
look like anything.

34
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Maybe when we came in
we scared them off.

35
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Hm. I don't think so.

36
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I mean, whoever did this had
time to make toaster waffles

37
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and watch 27 Dresses.

38
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Oh, that was me.

39
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I took a personal day.

40
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Well, I guess we got off
pretty lucky, huh?

41
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I guess.

42
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Or you could that say we don't
have anything worth stealing.

43
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Huh.
All of your stuff stinks.

44
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No, hold on, Jen,
they did take something.

45
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That bowl that was
on the table.

46
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The ceramic one with
the turquoise?

47
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Uh, actually
th-that's our bowl.

48
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We bought it
in New Mexico.

49
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Wait, that cost 180 bucks.

50
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Yes, I know, we brought
over spinach dip once

51
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and they never
returned it.

52
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Oh.

53
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Bad news, guys.

54
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Someone stole your bowl.

55
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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]

56
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♪♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪♪

57
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♪♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪♪

58
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♪♪ With you by my side ♪♪

59
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♪♪ There is no denyin' ♪♪

60
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♪♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪♪

61
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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

62
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Jeff. Jeff, wake up.

63
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What? What?
Is it the burglar?

64
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Can you handle it?

65
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No, it's not that.
Listen, something just happened.

66
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Something really intense.
Really incredible.

67
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You're welcome.

68
00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:06,853
Awake or asleep, Daddy knows
what Mommy likes, huh?

69
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I am serious. I really
need to talk to you.

70
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Okay.

71
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Okay, now first you have
to promise not to laugh.

72
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Oh, you didn't wake me up

73
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to try on those bike shorts
again, did you?

74
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No, this is serious.

75
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All right,
I promise I won't laugh.

76
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Okay.

77
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I just saw
my grandmother's ghost.

78
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Do you mind
if I go laugh in the can?

79
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I know. I know
it sounds unbelievable.

80
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But I just saw my Grandma
Shirley at the foot of our bed.

81
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She was there, she was
wearing this garnet dress

82
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with this beautiful brooch

83
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she used to let me play with
when I was a kid.

84
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Gosh, she looked
so lovely and peaceful,

85
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with this sweet smile
on her face,

86
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like she was really happy
to see me.

87
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Probably just psyched
to be out of the urn.

88
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I'm sorry, go on.

89
00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:04,702
[SIGHS]

90
00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,371
I just--
I always felt so bad

91
00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:09,416
I didn't make it home
to see her before she died,

92
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but now I feel
like it's okay.

93
00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:14,504
You really saw her?

94
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I did.

95
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It wasn't like
a very real dream?

96
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Like the one I had
where me and Lee Majors

97
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were tracking Bigfoot?

98
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No.

99
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No, no, I was awake.

100
00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,729
I was sitting up.
She was right there.

101
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It was real.
Huh.

102
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Do you believe me?

103
00:04:36,108 --> 00:04:39,821
Yeah, I do.
I believe you.

104
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Thank you.

105
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Thank you.

106
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Yeah. I'm here for you.

107
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I feel so close
to you right now.

108
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Hm.

109
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Hey, Grandma Shirley
isn't still here, is she?

110
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I'm about
to take off my bottoms.

111
00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,346
[AUDREY LAUGHS]

112
00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:07,765
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

113
00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,685
Sir?

114
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I spoke to your gym,
but they maintain their stance

115
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you must participate
in the cardio hip-hop class,

116
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you cannot
just sit and watch.

117
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Call my lawyer.

118
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I contacted the accounting
firm across the street,

119
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but sadly no one
could put me in touch

120
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with "the stacked lady
in the pink thing."

121
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What?!

122
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She's right there.

123
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Pointing at me
and closing the blinds.

124
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And, sir, finally here are
all the bathing suit images

125
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of the French actress
Audrey Tautou.

126
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Yeah. Whoo!

127
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Oh, yeah. Oh.

128
00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,015
See, this is one classy girl.

129
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Ooh. Bonjour, side boob.

130
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Mercicup. Heh-heh.

131
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Good job, Timmy.
I tell you what,

132
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take an extra fiver before
you grab me my juice box.

133
00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,570
Enormously
kind of you, sir.

134
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But, uh, in lieu
of your generosity today,

135
00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:07,659
may I instead
leave early tomorrow?

136
00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:08,535
Early? Why?

137
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I'd rather not say.

138
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Say.

139
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No, thank you.

140
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No say, no early.

141
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No early, no say.

142
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Sir, I really--
Say!

143
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If you must know, I'm meeting
my fiancée at the airport.

144
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Fiancée? Ha-ha.

145
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Well, that's gotta be wrong.

146
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Uh, Timmy,

147
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are you having trouble
with your English words again?

148
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No,

149
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English is my first language.

150
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Of seven.

151
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I mean "fiancée" as in the woman
I am to marry.

152
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You're engaged?

153
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How am I just hearing
about this?

154
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Surprisingly, I have some
personal information

155
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that you've not yet bribed,
threatened

156
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or twisted my nipple
to obtain.

157
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All right,
get back here

158
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and take your shirt off.
Here we go.

159
00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:02,464
It's an arranged marriage.

160
00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:05,257
My parents are quite
traditionally Indian.

161
00:07:05,257 --> 00:07:06,468
It's part of my culture.

162
00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:09,679
Not sure
how I feel about this.

163
00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,890
How big are the old fun bags?

164
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I am not as yet familiar
with the old fun bags.

165
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She's coming to visit relatives

166
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and I will meet her
for the first time tomorrow.

167
00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,070
Come on,
you haven't even met her yet?

168
00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,447
My parents met
on their wedding day

169
00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:31,117
and have been happily married
for nearly three decades.

170
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Ay, caramba.

171
00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:35,037
Wow, your culture
sure has its quirks.

172
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It's bad enough they make you
wear the feathery hats

173
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and talk to
the eagles and stuff.

174
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It is, in fact,
not that bad, sir,

175
00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:48,968
because, once again,
I'm not that kind of Indian!

176
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All right, you don't have
to scalp me over this.

177
00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:57,727
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

178
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I just can't believe someone
in this day and age

179
00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:03,024
would go through
with an arranged marriage.

180
00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:07,028
My marriage to Audrey
was arranged.

181
00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,655
By vodka.

182
00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,616
I gotta find a way to show Timmy
he's making a huge mistake.

183
00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:15,119
I hate to see him forced to do
something he doesn't wanna do.

184
00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,288
You do that to him
all the time.

185
00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:21,626
I know. The other day
I made him touch a dead pigeon.

186
00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,711
I'm just saying,
this is New York.

187
00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,421
You can't leave the window open.

188
00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:26,213
I burnt my toaster waffles

189
00:08:26,213 --> 00:08:29,341
and I couldn't watch
27 Dresses with all that smoke.

190
00:08:29,341 --> 00:08:32,344
I can't believe we have nothing
worth stealing.

191
00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:34,972
It's embarrassing.
It's not embarrassing.

192
00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:36,849
Yeah, it's a little
embarrassing.

193
00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:39,519
Why don't you just
get some decent stuff?

194
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,269
Here's an idea.

195
00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:43,355
Why don't you go
50 miles north of Santa Fe,

196
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lay 180 bucks on an old Navajo
broad and get a bowl.

197
00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:51,781
Hello.

198
00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,533
Wow, you look great.
You're glowing.

199
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:57,036
Something really incredible
happened last night.

200
00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,038
Guilty.

201
00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,790
No, not that.

202
00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,167
Okay, you guys,
this was truly unbelievable.

203
00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,795
It was, like, 4 in the morning
and all of a sudden--

204
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,339
Audrey, I thought that was
a private thing.

205
00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:12,719
No, I want to share it with
our friends. And Russell.

206
00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,679
Anyway, so I woke up

207
00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,848
and I looked
at the end of my bed,

208
00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:21,686
and I saw my grandma's ghost.

209
00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:26,065
Hm.

210
00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,149
Wow.

211
00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:32,113
Jeff, you might wanna hide
the key to the booze closet.

212
00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,868
We shouldn't make fun of her.
I met her grandma once.

213
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:40,371
If you see her again,
will you tell her I said boo?

214
00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:44,041
I guess I should have expected
this. But I know what I saw.

215
00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:45,376
Jeff believes me.

216
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:48,755
The man who's skeptical
Puerto Rico is real?

217
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,883
Yes. Tell them.

218
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:58,681
I believe that
you believe you saw a ghost.

219
00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,056
What?

220
00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:03,352
We don't really know what
you saw last night, do we?

221
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,896
We don't?

222
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:08,482
No. We do not.

223
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:13,070
Look at that.
Printed in Puerto Rico.

224
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,948
I stand corrected.

225
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,951
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

226
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,998
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

227
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,506
Hey there, pumpkin.

228
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,177
Wow. You look stunning.

229
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:39,931
You don't really know
what I saw last night? Huh?

230
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,850
You believe
I believe I saw a ghost?

231
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:47,604
I don't believe
I used that tone.

232
00:10:47,604 --> 00:10:50,607
Do you know how embarrassing
that was for me?

233
00:10:50,607 --> 00:10:53,069
My own husband
wouldn't even support me

234
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:53,861
in front of our friends.

235
00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:56,238
In my defense, you caught me
a little off-guard

236
00:10:56,238 --> 00:11:00,660
when you told your kooky
ghost story out in public.

237
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,328
Kooky ghost story?

238
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,996
Again,
I may be saying these things,

239
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:07,667
but you're putting a lot
of extra mustard on them.

240
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,626
So you never believed me?

241
00:11:09,626 --> 00:11:12,671
Well, in the moment,
I guess I-- No.

242
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,298
So you just lied to, what,

243
00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,592
make me feel better
and get some sex out of it?

244
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:20,137
Right, because I thought
seeing your dead grandmother

245
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:22,639
would get you all teed up.

246
00:11:22,639 --> 00:11:24,475
You are unbelievable.
I'm sorry,

247
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:27,686
but I can't choose to believe
something because you do.

248
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,814
If I said something
completely crazy,

249
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,649
would you believe me,
no matter what?

250
00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:33,359
I would.

251
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,194
Well, that's just stupid.

252
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,196
No. No.
You know what's stupid?

253
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,448
Me thinking I could share
something important

254
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:43,660
with my husband and not feel
vulnerable and ridiculed.

255
00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,747
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

256
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:49,291
I am so boned
if that's Grandma Shirley.

257
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,838
Huh?
Not even close.

258
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:57,008
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

259
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,932
Hey.

260
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,559
Hey, you like magic?

261
00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,729
Wanna see me pull
something out of my pants?

262
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:14,316
Come on.
It's a scarf.

263
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,277
It's not a scarf.

264
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,863
Hey, there he is.
Have a seat.

265
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,406
Yes, I'm here.
What was so important?

266
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:24,493
I've been thinking about your
little arranged marriage thing.

267
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,077
Still?
Yes.

268
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:29,081
I don't think you're focusing
enough on what you're giving up.

269
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,919
I give you exhibits A, B, C,

270
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,379
and double D.

271
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,924
Sir, with all due respect--

272
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,716
And frankly,
I'm not sure any is due.

273
00:12:39,716 --> 00:12:42,344
--I understand that you're
against marriage,

274
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,889
or any arrangement
God might sanction.

275
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,223
But I'm not you.

276
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,809
But you can be.

277
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,977
I don't want to be.

278
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:53,815
[IN SINGSONG]
I think you do.

279
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:54,982
I truly do not.

280
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,235
Sir, this has been a custom
in my culture for centuries.

281
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:01,613
And I will not be the first in
my family to challenge that.

282
00:13:01,613 --> 00:13:03,908
[SIGHS]
WOMAN: Oh, hey, Russell.

283
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,452
Hey. What are you guys
doing here?

284
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,163
What do you mean?
You're paying us 400 bucks.

285
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,123
And no checks
this time.

286
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,791
Take it easy.

287
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,752
Hey, Timmy, I'd like
you to meet my friends.

288
00:13:15,752 --> 00:13:17,713
This is Monica.
Karen.

289
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,548
And Susan.
Jill.

290
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,844
It's so weird
you guys are here.

291
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,262
[WHISPERS]
I think Monica likes you.

292
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,056
I think
she prefers Karen, sir.

293
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,683
Oh. She likes
the other one?

294
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,352
Jackpot!

295
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,897
I will not let myself
be dragged down to your level.

296
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,233
Your life is not exactly
an advertisement

297
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,361
for happily ever after.
Good night.

298
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,404
Oh, so that's it?

299
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:42,947
[SIGHS]

300
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:47,076
Looks like your friend's not
into it. Wanna call this off?

301
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:50,079
No.

302
00:13:50,662 --> 00:13:53,916
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

303
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,545
Adam, look.

304
00:13:58,545 --> 00:14:00,339
Oh, my God, you're right.

305
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,342
My hair is nuts right now.

306
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,427
No, this picture.

307
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,138
You remember
the night we met,

308
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,306
we took that walk
through Central Park,

309
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,392
and you kissed me
on the bridge?

310
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,809
This is that picture.

311
00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:13,310
Oh, yeah.

312
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:16,522
And for the record,
honey, you kissed me.

313
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,483
I got tired of waiting for you
to make a move.

314
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:20,442
Tired of waiting?

315
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,320
I met you like
20 minutes before.

316
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:28,159
Hey, let's come back
tomorrow and buy it.

317
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:28,700
Really?
Yeah.

318
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,037
We need to start accumulating
some grown-up stuff.

319
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:35,374
You know, like that stupid bowl
Jeff and Audrey used to have.

320
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,459
Yeah, we're adults.

321
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:40,587
We should start
acting like it.

322
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,053
Starting now.

323
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,180
Starting now.

324
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,516
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

325
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,895
Audrey, Audrey.
What? What is it?

326
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,105
I just saw her.
I saw Grandma Shirley.

327
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:58,898
Jeff!
I'm serious.

328
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,275
She was right here,
just like you described it.

329
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:05,737
With the dress and the brooch,
all that old lady gear.

330
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,949
All right,
it is one thing

331
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,867
to make me feel bad
in front of our friends.

332
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:11,660
And Russell.

333
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,745
But waking me up just
to mock me--

334
00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:15,998
I'm not.
I saw her, I swear.

335
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,250
And now I know
that you saw her too.

336
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,627
You do?
You actually saw her?

337
00:15:20,627 --> 00:15:21,462
Absolutely. It's real.

338
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:25,882
I'm sorry that I didn't support
you, it must've felt terrible.

339
00:15:25,882 --> 00:15:27,301
Sorry.

340
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,595
Okay.
I accept your apology.

341
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,054
Thank you.

342
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,723
And you're not just
doing this to get sex?

343
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,808
Absolutely not.

344
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,523
[SIGHS]

345
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:49,156
We could still have sex
just because, right?

346
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,616
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

347
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,283
This is so exciting.

348
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:55,204
I know. I can't wait
to get home and hang it up.

349
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,333
Oh, wait. Allow me.

350
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,168
Oh.

351
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:05,006
Thank you.

352
00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:18,519
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

353
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,397
And then Adam turned around,
and it was gone.

354
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,439
Well, look on the bright side.

355
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:25,151
That's what I've been
trying to tell her.

356
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,361
What is the bright side?

357
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:32,158
For a brief moment, you owned
something worth stealing.

358
00:16:32,949 --> 00:16:36,453
Oh, lookie here.
Does the fun ever start?

359
00:16:36,953 --> 00:16:40,166
Well, isn't this nice
that everyone's here.

360
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,375
Jeff has something important

361
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,419
he would like to tell you
about last night.

362
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,213
Isn't that right, Jeff?
What are you doing?

363
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:46,922
If it really happened,

364
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,091
you should have no problem
telling them.

365
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,176
What are you guys
talking about?

366
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:54,055
You didn't think your act last
night got you off the hook?

367
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:54,680
Okay, I get it.

368
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,892
Well, last night I saw
Audrey's grandma's ghost.

369
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:02,146
And it was scary

370
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:05,107
and a little bit magical.

371
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:10,029
I know it's hard to believe,
but I know what I saw.

372
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,780
Oh, my God.

373
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:15,492
Yeah. Boy, did that just
give me goose bumps.

374
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:19,288
Wait, you believe him?

375
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,122
Um, Audrey,

376
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,750
I don't think
Jeff would lie about this.

377
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:24,793
Neither would I.

378
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,253
That is a freaky story,
Jeff.

379
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:29,465
I'm never gonna come to
your place again.

380
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,468
Deal.

381
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:37,139
Hold on. I saw the same ghost,
and you all made fun of me.

382
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,767
Audrey, don't sponge off
Jeff's ghost.

383
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:44,271
It wasn't Jeff's ghost,
it was my ghost.

384
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,689
He didn't even believe me.

385
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,317
If your own husband
doesn't believe you,

386
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,444
how do you expect us to?

387
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:54,406
No, he is lying.
He didn't see anything. I did.

388
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,492
Sour grapes.

389
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,411
You know, newsflash, people:
ghosts are real.

390
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,705
Deal with it.
My friend saw--

391
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,916
What the hell is happening here?
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

392
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:05,667
This is terrible.

393
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:09,755
What, are they taking
Trojan Juniors off the market?

394
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,382
RUSSELL:
Nah, it's Timmy.

395
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,134
He's on his way
to the airport.

396
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,719
He's about to make the worst
mistake of his life.

397
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,888
Wait a minute.
This has been bugging me.

398
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,307
He's okay with
an arranged marriage,

399
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,767
so why do you care so much?

400
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,229
It's complicated.
Okay.

401
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,275
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

402
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,027
RUSSELL:
Timmy.

403
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:32,694
Timmy.

404
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:33,570
Sir,
what are you doing here?

405
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,698
Listen, you're making a big
mistake. Come with me, buddy.

406
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,992
I'm very well aware
of your feelings.

407
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,454
But now I'd like to meet
my future bride alone.

408
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,289
Okay, look, Timmy, um,

409
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:47,168
I haven't been totally upfront
about why I'm against this.

410
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:51,630
Uh, I know I'm not exactly
known as Mr. Romantic.

411
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,591
Oh, I would disagree, sir.
Most women swoon when they see

412
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:58,179
the "No Fat Chicks" placard
on your office door.

413
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,013
Okay, okay.

414
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,640
All right,
here's the thing.

415
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,974
I actually do
believe in love.

416
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:05,852
I believe there's
a special person out there

417
00:19:05,852 --> 00:19:06,978
for each and every one of us.

418
00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:09,273
That person
isn't chosen by your family.

419
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,443
It's chosen right here,
inside.

420
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,612
Just kiss him already.

421
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:18,615
Get out of here, you bat.

422
00:19:19,866 --> 00:19:22,536
Sir, this is
your weakest ploy yet.

423
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,495
It's not a ploy.

424
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,997
Why do you think
I go through so many women?

425
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:28,375
Maybe it's because
my Uncle Glen hugged me

426
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,794
in the pool too much
when I was a kid.

427
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,087
I think it's because

428
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,964
I'm searching for
that special person.

429
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,634
And that's kind of
what you're giving up.

430
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,761
You're being sincere.

431
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:40,596
Yes, I am.

432
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,849
You deserve to find
your own special person.

433
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:44,766
I--

434
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:47,102
Well, I've never seen
this side of you before,

435
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:51,815
Mr. Dunbar, and to be honest,
for the first time

436
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:55,151
I think you may actually
have a point.

437
00:19:55,151 --> 00:19:55,861
I do.

438
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,154
Don't you want
what everyone wants?

439
00:19:58,154 --> 00:19:59,198
That moment you see her,

440
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,743
and you realize
your search is over?

441
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,370
Timmy?

442
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,003
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

443
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,801
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

444
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,055
[SIGHS]

445
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,893
Huh?

446
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,436
That's tacky.

447
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,187
That's an insult to bowls.

448
00:20:31,187 --> 00:20:33,524
That's more of a plate,
dude.

449
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,567
No!

450
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,153
[SIGHS]

451
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:41,532
When are we gonna tell him
we found the bowl at our place?

452
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,743
Ah, when it stops being fun.

453
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,454
Heh-heh. It is fun.

454
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:50,916
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

455
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,505
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]