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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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How great would it be
if I cracked this open

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and a chicken flew out?

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That'd be unbelievable.

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We'd be talking
about it forever.

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Plus, I'd sue this place
for millions,

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buy a house in the woods,
maybe a boat.

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Aw, man. Why didn't
I order an egg?

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And plus, I'll have
to grow some corn.

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Why?
Feed the million-dollar chicken.

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That's my boy.

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So this is an actual
conversation?

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Hey. You're the one who's always
asking what I'm thinking about.

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Heh. Not anymore.

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[GROANS]

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I just talked
to the landlord.

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He said we have to pay
to replace the broken sink.

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He has to pay for
normal wear and tear.

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I don't think what we did

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qualifies as "normal"
wear and tear,

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if you know
what I mean. Heh.

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We had sex on it.

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They knew what you meant.
I know.

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I just wanted to say it.

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Sex on the sink?

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How does that happen?

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We were getting ready for work,
sharing a mirror, and...

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You guys know how it is.
Mm.

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Nothing says "take me"

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like the sight of spit
and used dental floss.

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Anyway, now they have to
turn the water off

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for the whole bathroom
for a couple days.

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Look, I know it's
weird to ask, but...

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No, of course you can
use our bathroom.

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Audrey, I don't think
she was gonna ask

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to use our bathroom.

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Actually, yeah,
I was.

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Really?

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Pretty bold.

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AUDREY:
Would be our pleasure.

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I'm sure you guys
would do the same for us.

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Oh, like we're ever
gonna have sex on our sink.

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Like a chicken's ever going
to fly out of your egg.

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Hey. Look at
the getup.

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Look like a banker
in a bad porno.

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Like there's such a thing
as a bad porno.

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Well, yeah, that one you
lent us last week was bad.

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Us? We didn't watch
any porno.

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Were-- Were you
not there?

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Listen, the nerd costume's
for my dad.

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He's making his annual visit
to the New York office, so...

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So you're trying to trick him

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into thinking you actually
give a crap about your job?

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Bingo, Mongo.
Give him a cookie.

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Whatever it takes to keep
the trust fund a-flowing.

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Yeah, 'cause that's,
like, 50 percent

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of what makes you
attractive to women.

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Oh. Don't be polite.

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We all know it's
more like 90.

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I don't buy
it's just about money.

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I think you actually want
your dad's approval.

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Audrey, you can't
stuff approval

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in a stripper's
G-string.

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Well, actually,
to a stripper,

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uh, money is approval.

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Oh, thanks,
Professor Horndog.

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Thanks, honey.

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Well, I'm gonna eat
breakfast at the office,

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impress the old man
with my work "ethic." Heh.

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If I get there before 11,
do I have to have someone

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let me in the building, or--?

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I'm good.

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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]

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♪♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪♪

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♪♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪♪

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♪♪ With you by my side ♪♪

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♪♪ There is no denyin' ♪♪

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♪♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪♪

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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There you go.

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Time for your 11:30
stretching session.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Maybe today we'll both
pull a muscle.

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[TELEPHONE INTERCOM BEEPS]
SECRETARY: Mr. Dunbar,

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your father's on his way up.

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Ah...

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All right. Uh, just send
him in when he gets here.

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[WHISTLES]

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Yeah. Damn it, O'Malley,

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if you can't get the job done,
I'm giving it to Hannigan!

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Good day, sir!

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Oh, hey, Dad.

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Russell. Look at you.
[CHUCKLES]

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Ah, hey.

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You're getting so big.

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Yeah.

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I tell you,
the development business

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ain't what it
used to be. Heh-heh.

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How so?

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Oh. Uh...well,

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O'Malley and Hannigan
and the buildings,

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and, uh...
And all that...

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Democrats-- Hey,
so how was your flight?

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Great.

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I told my pilot
to dump the waste tank

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on your mother's
apartment building.

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Extremely satisfying.

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You know who's gonna
love that story?

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My therapist.

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Let's walk.

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So, uh-- So, what
brings you to New York?

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Uh, business, or just
the special delivery to Mom?

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Well...we're bidding on

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some projects
in Shanghai,

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so we're making
a PR video.

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You know, to introduce
Dunbar Worldwide

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to their local
business community.

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Uh, Shanghai is
a great market,

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but you know where the real
estate is still undervalued?

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Guangdong.

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[SNICKERS]

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[IMITATES CHINESE ACCENT]
Guangdong.

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I was thinking of
exploring Guangdong.

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[CHUCKLING SLOWLY STOPS]

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That's not a real
place, is it?

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Guangdong is a place?
Yeah, it is.

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You know, and it's--

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We should be exploring it.

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That's a nice
observation, uh...?

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Adam. Adam Rhodes.

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Franklin Dunbar.

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Yeah, Adam's, uh--
Adam's my guy.

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I hired him, trained him,
took him under my wing.

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Oh.

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You must've had to
duck down pretty low.

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[ALL LAUGH]

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All right. I get it, I get it.
I had that coming. Okay.

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Well, it's an honor
to finally meet you, sir.

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And I think I read something
about you in the paper.

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What was it?
Ah, it's a damn paternity suit.

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Oh, sorry.
No, no, no, that's okay.

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I beat it.

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So, what's that put
your record at? Five and one.

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Now, son, we've been
over this.

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Just because I went to court

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to try and prove
you weren't mine

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doesn't mean I don't love you.

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I know.

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I mean, the appeal
hurt a little bit, but...

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Come on, come on.
Put 'em up!

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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Okay.

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You see, Adam? You see the kind
of fun my boy and I have?

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Yes, sir.
Come on, let's walk.

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You really are doing some
good work here, Russell.

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Say, there's a property
down on Reade Street

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I'm supposed to
acquire.

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Run down there
and check it out for me.

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Me? Really?

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Yes. I'd like
your opinion.

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Oh. Well, you know this whole
Hannigan-Flanagan thing

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just blew up in my face.

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But, uh...yeah, sure,
I'll go.

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Knew I could
count on you.

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[CELL PHONE RINGS]

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Oh. Excuse me.

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Yeah?
Wow.

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He's finally giving you
some responsibility.

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I know. I kind of
overshot that one a bit.

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I like to inherit
my money, not earn it.

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Cut the act.
You gotta feel good.

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He's seeing you
differently.

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Ah, I don't want
to get my hopes up.

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That was
the video director.

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I've gotta go
powwow with him.

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Adam, great to meet you.
Oh, same here, sir.

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And Russell, let's go
to dinner tonight.

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Yeah.
You like sushi?

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No, ac--
Great. Yamashiro's it is.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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[SHOWER WATER RUNNING]

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Oh, really?
Come on.

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Oh, which one of 'em's
in there?

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Mm, Jen.Again?

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She showered yesterday.

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She have some sort
of disorder?

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She got in there really early.

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Aren't you usually
dressed by now?

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Yeah. Usually.
But you're not

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because you opened up
our bathroom

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to the general public.

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It's fine.

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You hate being late for work.
This has gotta bug you.

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Look, it's just till
they get their sink.

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This is what you do
for friends.

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Doesn't seem worth it.

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Thanks again, guys.
You're welcome.

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I'm gonna get dressed, and
then off to look at sinks.

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Great. Don't be afraid to
pick the first one you see.

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You know that old saying:
Pick the first sink you see.

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See you later.

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Finally.
No way!

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Me first!
Hey. Move it, Jeff.

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That is,
um--

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Oh, my God.
Oh, what the hell?

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This is a mess.

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She didn't turn the fan on.
It's all steamy in here.

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How am I supposed to shave?

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You shaved last night.

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We got lucky this time.

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I gotta get
in the shower.

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Oh-ho, look. She finished
the toilet paper

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and didn't replace
the roll.

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Yeah, if she left
the toilet seat up,

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she'd be an honorary dude.

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I'll just...clean
all this up. Ew.

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I'm gonna go talk to her.

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No. No, no,
no, no, no. You can't.

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You're gonna do it?
No.

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Just-- I don't want
things to be weird.

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You serious? You're not gonna
say anything about this?

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Jeff, it's nothing.

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Nothing? If I left
the bathroom like this,

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you'd call
a divorce lawyer.

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There's no more
hot water.

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[SHUTS WATER OFF]
I'm just gonna shower

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at the gym.
You know what your problem is?

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You can't be mad at anybody
in the world except for me.

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What?

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You can't tell them
how you feel

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because you need to be liked.

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And it's no risk to
yell at me

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because legally,
I have to love you.

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You know what, Jeff?

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You're making me late for work,
and this bathroom is a mess.

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Why don't you
clean it up?

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[SIGHS]

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Legally...I have to
love her.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Oh, Adam,
there you are.

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Oh, Mr. Dunbar.

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Russell back
from Reade Street yet?

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Not yet.
Good.

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Uh, let's walk.

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Oh, and I, uh, prepared
a folder on Guangdong for you.

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00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:07,479
Ooh, great.

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00:09:07,479 --> 00:09:09,115
Oh, by the way,
I read your proposal

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on the seaport
project.

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00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:11,684
We're going to make
each other rich.

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Me more so than you.
Sounds great.

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So, what can I do
for you?

252
00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:16,856
Well, we're shooting
this PR video,

253
00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:17,857
and I could use
your help.

254
00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:19,726
You're gonna be
on camera a little.

255
00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:20,960
Seriously?
Yes.

256
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,429
You represent everything
Dunbar stands for.

257
00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:26,833
You're clean-cut, wholesome,
and you're smart.

258
00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:29,736
Thank you, sir.
Mm-hm.

259
00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,338
[EXCITED]
I get to be in a movie.

260
00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:33,505
So I think we'll
just take it

261
00:09:33,505 --> 00:09:35,374
from the top of
that last speech.

262
00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:36,643
Okay. So, what do you
want me to do?

263
00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:38,711
I want you to sit at
this desk here and act busy.

264
00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:42,682
And when I come over, I'll put
my hand on your shoulder,

265
00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:45,217
you simply look at
the camera and smile.

266
00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:46,819
Okay.

267
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,155
Oh.

268
00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:51,323
[SLATE SNAPS]

269
00:09:51,323 --> 00:09:54,594
As Dunbar Worldwide joins
the Shanghai marketplace,

270
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:58,164
let me assure you we share
the same core values:

271
00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:01,067
honor, tradition and family.

272
00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:03,736
After all, we are
a family business.

273
00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,071
I took it over from my father,

274
00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:08,074
and one day, I'll pass
it on to my son...

275
00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,642
Russell.

276
00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:10,743
What?

277
00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:11,944
Cut.

278
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,880
All right, let's try that
one more time.

279
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,316
Except this time...
big smile.

280
00:10:17,449 --> 00:10:20,753
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

281
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:26,125
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

282
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:26,893
Oh. You're kidding.

283
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:30,763
Russell's dad had you play
his son instead of Russell?

284
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:31,430
Yeah.

285
00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:33,299
Why, 'cause you're
good-looking?

286
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,902
You think he's good-looking?

287
00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:38,604
Little soft for my taste.

288
00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:39,972
It's not just about this,
you know.

289
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:43,375
I mean, he thinks I'm really
smart and I have good ideas.

290
00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:44,243
Wow.

291
00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:46,879
Russell's dad
has Alzheimer's.

292
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:52,151
Maybe the old guy just
wants to get in your pants.

293
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,520
And if you know what's
good for your career...

294
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,189
you'll let him.
[SNICKERS]

295
00:10:57,489 --> 00:10:58,324
You know, I'm just worried

296
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,693
that when Russell finds out
what his dad did,

297
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:02,261
he'll be really hurt.

298
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:02,662
Wow.

299
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:06,432
It's weird to think Russell's
capable of emotion.

300
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,635
Wait, is horny
an emotion?

301
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:13,039
I mean, he acts like he doesn't
care what his dad thinks,

302
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,373
but I know he does.

303
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:15,908
Every son wants to make
his father proud.

304
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:18,845
I cinched that in third grade
when I beat up a fifth-grader

305
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:22,114
for making fun of
my chest hair.

306
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:26,385
I don't think Russell could
beat up a fifth-grader now.

307
00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:28,254
Or grow chest hair.

308
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,757
What should I do? I mean,
you think I should tell him?

309
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:32,091
Well, is he ever
gonna see the video?

310
00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:34,794
Probably not. It's--
It's only in China.

311
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,063
Yeah, so maybe I'll just
keep my mouth shut, huh?

312
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:40,599
That's a pretty good rule
of thumb for you in general.

313
00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:43,402
Oh, hey, Jen, how was
uh, sink shopping?

314
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:44,336
It was kind of
overwhelming.

315
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:47,273
You wouldn't believe how many
different types they have.

316
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:48,841
Undermount,
console, vessel.

317
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,977
Did you find anything
you like? Did you buy one?

318
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:53,212
Hey, we're not
putting you guys out?

319
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,147
'Cause we don't want
to do that.

320
00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,583
No. Absolutely...
not.

321
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,786
No. We're happy
to help.

322
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:01,888
Well...I did find
one I liked.

323
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,289
What do you think
of this one?

324
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,758
Oh, it's really nice.
I like the brushed nickel.

325
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:08,560
You think it's worth
the three-week back order?

326
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,229
Well...

327
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:13,532
I do. I mean...

328
00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,134
you're welcome to
continue using

329
00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:16,468
our bathroom
while you wait.

330
00:12:16,468 --> 00:12:18,237
Right, Audrey?
Yeah.

331
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,271
As long as you
need it.

332
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,940
I'll order this one. Thanks.

333
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:26,879
Well, if it isn't
Little Lord Fauntleroy.

334
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,816
Is that another
new suit?

335
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:30,516
Yes, it is. Good eye.

336
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,351
You know, Franklin's finally
coming around,

337
00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:34,954
putting a little trust in me,
and I plan on showing him

338
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,356
I can handle any work
he needs me to do.

339
00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:40,793
Hey, by the way, how'd that
property on Reade Street look?

340
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,761
Ah, crap.

341
00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:45,865
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

342
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:51,603
Audrey, guess who hit
the game-winning home run?

343
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:52,604
You?

344
00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:53,072
No, no.

345
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,307
Allison, the team's
token chick.

346
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:57,776
It's-- It's
not news

347
00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:59,678
when I do it.
Hm.

348
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:01,080
Mwah.

349
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:01,948
Hey, guys.

350
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,950
Hey, Audrey,
look who's here,

351
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:07,319
dripping on
your hardwood floor.

352
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,888
Oh, I'm sorry.

353
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,357
I-it's fine, I'll--
I'll wipe it up.

354
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,059
Of course you will.

355
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,461
Are you wearing
Jen's robe?

356
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,662
Uh, no, we each have one.

357
00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:17,964
You have matching
robes?

358
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,332
They're not. The initials
are different.

359
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,068
You have initials?

360
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:25,171
No, I-I--
Just stop.

361
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,007
Look, thanks for the shower.
And by the way,

362
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,342
that tingly shampoo
was great.

363
00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:33,545
You used my tea tree
shampoo?

364
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:34,713
Isn't that the stuff

365
00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:37,549
you have to special order?
Uh-huh.

366
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:41,787
What a great thing
to share with friends.

367
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,356
Anyway, thanks.
Hey.

368
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:48,194
Remember to tell Jennifer
about that tea bag shampoo.

369
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,530
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
Just stop it.

370
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,332
Just stop trying
to make me upset.

371
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,567
I'm just trying to get you
to stand up for yourself

372
00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:57,769
and let them know
that you're upset.

373
00:13:57,769 --> 00:13:59,638
I-- Well, if it
bothered me I would,

374
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:01,540
but it doesn't
bother me at all.

375
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,442
Well, fine.
Whatever.

376
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,211
All right, I'm gonna go
take a shower.

377
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,479
So maybe you can join me
and wash my back.

378
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:11,951
Hm. And by "your back,"
you mean "my boobs," right?

379
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,354
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

380
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,859
And by the way,
nice po-tah-toes.

381
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:20,759
[CHUCKLES]

382
00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:22,794
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

383
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:29,568
Well, they sure are
anti-fan, aren't they?

384
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:32,671
AUDREY:
Are you kidding me?

385
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:35,341
"I wub woo?"

386
00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:36,375
The mess is one thing,

387
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:40,279
but sending baby-talk
love messages to each other?

388
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:43,449
The Robe Twins
officially suck.

389
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,817
Yes, they do.
This is too much.

390
00:14:45,817 --> 00:14:47,653
It is.
I should say something.

391
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,755
You should.
I will.

392
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:50,522
You will?
Yes.

393
00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:53,392
There you go.
That's my girl.

394
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:57,863
Let's get in that shower
so you can wash my back.

395
00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,298
Both of 'em.

396
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,700
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

397
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,404
[GRUNTS]

398
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,772
[EXHALES]

399
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,474
Hey. What's going on?

400
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,209
Ah. Old man went
to the airport.

401
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:13,112
I can finally get back
into my own skin.

402
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:17,183
Ah, hello, man necklace.
I've missed you, old friend.

403
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:17,950
[CHUCKLES]

404
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,052
So the visit was a success?

405
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,620
Yeah, you know.

406
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,589
Pretty sure I got parasites
from the sushi,

407
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,892
but...it's the cost
of doing business.

408
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,794
So you're...happy?

409
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:30,829
Back to same old Russell?

410
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,364
Yeah.

411
00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:33,332
Great.

412
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,766
Hey. Check out this DVD

413
00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:36,835
I yoinked from
the mailroom.

414
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:39,972
It's that PR video
my dad shot.

415
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,240
You don't want to
watch that.

416
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,977
Oh, yeah, I do. These things
are always hi-lariously bad.

417
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,145
Hey. You want--?
You want a tuna melt?

418
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:49,048
I mean, I could-- I could go
for a tuna melt right now, huh?

419
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,783
No, dude,
I wanna watch this.

420
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,153
FRANKLIN:
As Dunbar Worldwide

421
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,554
joins the Shanghai marketplace,

422
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:58,991
let me assure you we share
the same core values...

423
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:03,029
Ow. Dude, watch the unit.

424
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,496
You can't watch this.

425
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:05,431
Dude, why not?

426
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:06,798
Because...[SIGHS]

427
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:08,034
...I'm in it.

428
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:12,438
Excellent. I bet you stare
in the camera like an idiot.

429
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:16,508
No, Russell.
Your dad had me play you.

430
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:17,276
What?

431
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:19,111
Yeah, he wanted to highlight
the family angle,

432
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:23,782
so...he thought my face
was better for the company.

433
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:28,454
So he had you play his son?

434
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,389
I'm sorry, yeah.

435
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:31,723
Ugh.

436
00:16:31,723 --> 00:16:35,161
Well, I can't say that's not
the first time this happened.

437
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,496
When I was 10,
he hired an actor

438
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:41,467
to play me on the family
Christmas card.

439
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,069
Really?

440
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:43,669
Yeah.

441
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,138
Worst part:
It was Jodie Foster.

442
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:49,475
All right, well, let's
take a look anyway.

443
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,677
Look, hey, don't--
Don't do this to yourself.

444
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,612
You know, I mean,
just because your dad

445
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:54,913
thinks the world
of me, huh,

446
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,316
doesn't mean that he thinks
any less of you.

447
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,617
Let's take
a look anyway.

448
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:01,487
After all,
we are a family business.

449
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:03,289
I took it over
from my father,

450
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:06,725
and one day, I'll
pass it on to my son...

451
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:08,594
Russell.

452
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,967
Oh. Who the hell
is that?

453
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:16,535
[LAUGHS]

454
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,106
That's Ethan,
the water delivery guy.

455
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,841
I-I-- I don't under--
Understand.

456
00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:25,644
[LAUGHING]
He replaced you too, dude.

457
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:29,115
No, but he-- He liked me, man.
I came up with Guangdong.

458
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:29,715
[CHORTLES]

459
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:34,053
Oh, my dad nearly sucker-
punched you in the nards.

460
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,622
Wow. I-- I mean,
I feel like...

461
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:39,891
Like you got sucker-punched
in the nards. I love it.

462
00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:40,892
[IMITATING ADAM]
I'm Adam.

463
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:44,163
Franklin Dunbar likes me.
He thinks the world of me.

464
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,665
Guangdong, bang a gong.

465
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,369
I-- I prepared a folder
and everything.

466
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:51,703
Look, I know
how you feel.

467
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,305
Sure, it hurts now,
but over time,

468
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,974
you'll learn to turn that pain
into biting sarcasm,

469
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,510
which you'll use
to hurt others.

470
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,879
Come on, I'll buy you a beer.
All right, thanks.

471
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:05,217
I-- I can't help but thinking,
What about me didn't he like?

472
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,352
What did I do wrong?

473
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:09,888
That's exactly what
I asked Jodie Foster.

474
00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:14,226
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

475
00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:20,299
Hey, you remember
that DVD

476
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,268
those idiots claimed
we never sent back?

477
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:27,339
And then we raised hell and got
that customer service guy fired?

478
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,575
You better not tell me
you found it.

479
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,210
Don't try to spin this
into bad news.

480
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:34,780
We own Nacho Libre
free and clear.

481
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,382
[KNOCK AT DOOR]

482
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:38,284
Hey guys. Is it okay
if I take a shower?

483
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,153
I thought you were going to--
Sure, yeah. Go ahead.

484
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,888
[COUGHS]
Chicken.

485
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:44,590
And good news.

486
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:48,227
The sink came in early, and
it's being installed tomorrow.

487
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,729
And since you guys
have been so great...

488
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,898
Oh, you didn't
have to do that.

489
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:56,067
Oh, my favorite:
alcohol.

490
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:57,936
It's a 2003
Saint-Exupéry.

491
00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,538
Oh, this is really
expensive.

492
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:00,706
Oh, it's the least
we can do

493
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,308
for how great you guys
have been to us.

494
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,210
I just hope we weren't
an imposition.

495
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,844
No. No,
not at all.

496
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:09,114
So nice to know
we have such good friends.

497
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,517
Hey, look, you lost
your nerve,

498
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,485
but we got a nice bottle
of wine out of the deal.

499
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,388
So maybe you were right
in not saying anything.

500
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:17,223
Yeah.

501
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:20,226
I-- I didn't say
anything.

502
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:21,760
Meaning what?

503
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,962
Meaning ...I might
have left

504
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:25,731
a little message
on the mirror.

505
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:26,998
You might have?

506
00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:29,435
JENNIFER: Hey!
I did.

507
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:38,244
"Stop messing up
our bathroom, sinkhumpers?"

508
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,713
[LAUGHS]

509
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,484
Jeff. How could you?

510
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,222
Really? You're good.

511
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,724
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

512
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,196
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

513
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,697
Ah, yes. Nice to see
everything

514
00:19:58,697 --> 00:19:59,831
back to
neat and tidy.

515
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:00,699
Mm-hm. Yes, it is.

516
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:04,002
And again, thank you for
taking the bullet for me.

517
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:07,138
Speaking of
taking the bullet...

518
00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:09,140
[LAUGHS]
I know. I owe you.

519
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,776
Why don't you
go wait in the bedroom,

520
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:11,743
and I'll just
finish up here?

521
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:15,547
Yeah, that's not how
this is gonna go down.

522
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:18,417
Oh!

523
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,386
What are you doing?

524
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,354
I think you know
what I'm doing.

525
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:26,157
AUDREY [GIGGLING]:
Uh--! Ow! Watch the faucet.

526
00:20:26,157 --> 00:20:27,693
[LOUD CRASH]

527
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,695
[WATER RUNNING]

528
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,431
JEFF:
Sorry.

529
00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:36,502
Funny story.

530
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:41,039
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

531
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:49,381
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]