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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I, uh-- I'm wearing the tie
we used last night.

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Mm-hm.

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Oh, how about--?
How about tonight

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you be the prisoner of love,
huh?

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Well, uh...

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Well, honey, I-- My--
My wrists are-- Are chafed.

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Oh, yeah. No. Yeah-- Yeah, I saw
the property yesterday,

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and I think-- I think it has
excellent building potential.

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Yeah.
Tell your fiancée I said hi.

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Russell says hi.

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Ahem. All right,
I'll see you later.

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Prisoner of love?

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Yeah, well, I got caught
trespassing in her pants...

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and convicted in sex court.

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So gay. All right,
come on to my office.

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Hey, Danielle.
Hi, Russell.

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Listen, I wanted to talk to you

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about that waterfront project,
all right?

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There's something I really need,

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and that is to have sex
with my new assistant.

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[MOUTHED SPEECH]

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You mean, that nice girl you
just didn't introduce me to?

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Yeah. Sorry, I just don't
want her to get too comfy.

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She's not gonna
be around here long.

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Company policy says
employees can't date.

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Well, it's your dad's company.
Talk to him.

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Well, that won't help.
He implemented the policy

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the day I started work.

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Just leave me out of this.

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I mean, this is a place
of business.

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I know, and I'm trying to get
down to business.

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But in order to ask her out,
I have to fire her.

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You can't do that.

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Oh, wait, you're right.

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Because if I fire her,
she'll be mad at me

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and then she won't
go out with me.

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No, you-- You can't do that
because it's wrong.

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Yes, it's wrong

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because I won't be getting
down to business.

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I get it.

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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]

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♪♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪♪

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♪♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪♪

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♪♪ With you by my side ♪♪

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♪♪ There is no denyin' ♪♪

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♪♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪♪

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Ah, ah, ah, no bacon.

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Remember what the doctor said
about your cholesterol.

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We're really gonna listen
to a guy whose business card

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has a cartoon bunny
with a stethoscope on it?

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Yes. Because one day
I would like to celebrate

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our 50th wedding anniversary.

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Great, another party.
What's that gonna cost me?

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We have 37 years
to argue about it.

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Let's get started.
Why so much wine?

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Very cute. So listen,
Katy and Ray are all set

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to come over for dinner
on Saturday night.

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I really think
you're gonna like Ray.

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Why?

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What makes Ray different
than every other tool

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your friends married?

65
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You know, your attitude
going into this really stinks.

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I don't want to go into it.

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So "stinks"
is the right attitude.

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Look, I'm just trying to expand
our circle of friends

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to people outside
of our building, okay?

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We can't always hang out
with Adam and Jennifer.

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And it's not easy to...

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I'm sorry, what?

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Yeah, I said we need
more couple friends.

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Why do women feel the need
to keep accumulating friends?

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After college,
guys don't make new ones,

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we just cross old ones
off the list.

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Yes, and then
we have no friends,

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and we become some weird old
couple who run a lighthouse.

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I like lighthouses.

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They make me feel
more in proportion.

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You're gonna like Ray.
He works in finance, like you.

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He's a Mets fan and a Jets fan.

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And he also thinks
guys who wear fanny packs

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are not to be trusted.

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Has potential.
Mm-hm.

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Plus he knows everything
about wine and cheese,

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and every week
he sends Katy flowers.

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Potential fading.

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Eat your oatmeal.

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I see oats,
but I don't see a meal.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Oh, hello.

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Hello, Adam.

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What are you doing
outside of my office?

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Oh, I assumed Russell told you.

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He said I'm your assistant now
due to some sort of restructure

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of the corporateness.

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The corporate--
Corporateness?

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Okay, ex--
Excuse me, I...

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What are you doing?

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Hey, hey, congratulations,
you've got a new assistant.

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By the way,
fire her by Friday,

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'cause I got us tickets
to see Journey.

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You want me to do
your dirty work for you.

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No. Just fire her.

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I'll do me own dirty work.

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I told you to leave me
out of this.

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Oh, come on.

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I'll console her, hang out
with her and have sex with her.

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Everybody wins.

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Only you win.

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That's what I meant
by "everybody."

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You know, you've overlooked
one flaw in your little plan:

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I've always wanted
an assistant.

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Afraid you're out of luck,
squirt.

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Am I?

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You see, like a chess master,

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I'm always one move ahead.

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Let me call your office.

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DANIELLE:
Hot 97 rocks my world.

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What the hell was that?

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She's trying to win
a radio contest.

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She's not that bright, and
she needs constant validation,

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which are wonderful traits
in a date,

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but problematic in an assistant.

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No way. No way, you are not
gonna win this chess match.

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Adam, is it all right
if I take lunch now?

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Uh, i-it's 8:30
in the morning.

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Heh! Oops.

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I have my watch on upside down.

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It's your move.

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May I suggest pawn fires bimbo?

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Mm. Well, I'm not
gonna fire her,

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so I think the next move is
Russell beats bishop.

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Oh.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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All right, now, take a sip
of your wine.

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It'll taste different
than it did 10 minutes ago.

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It does taste different.

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Let me try.

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Drink your own.

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I finished it. I liked the way
it tasted 10 minutes ago.

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I told you, Ray really knows
his stuff.

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Now, here, I want you
to smell this.

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[CHORTLES]

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I'm a fan, but, uh,
Audrey hates that game.

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He was talking
about the cheese, Jeff.

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RAY:
Yes, Jeff.

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Now, if you'll grow up,
I'll cut the cheese.

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[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]

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You beat me to that one.

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Jeff's off cheese, though.

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We're, uh, trying to lower
his cholesterol.

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We're also lowering
his will to live.

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[LAUGHS]

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I'll go get us some coffee.

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I'll, uh-- I'll help.

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Really?

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So you're having a good time.

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Yeah, you were right.
I like Ray.

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Yeah? What about Katy?

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Who's Katy?

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Yeah, she's fine,
but with couple friends,

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I only have to like the guy.

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Unless, um, we're tossing keys
into a bowl

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at the end of the night.

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Wasn't funny at our wedding,

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isn't funny now.

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Priest laughed.

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Jeff, the Knicks are in town
this week,

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and my company
has a skybox.

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You two wanna come?

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I speak for both of us
when I say yes,

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I'd love to go.

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Me too, that's so nice.

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I feel like we're going
on our second date.

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Well, then I'll expect more
than a kiss.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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Get the bowl.

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Oh, my God,
it's almost 9.

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I totally forgot to record
America's Next Top Model.

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Oh, we can watch it here.
I'll go get some ice cream.

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There is nothing better

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than eating in front
of starving models.

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If you two are gonna watch that,

186
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maybe Jeff and I will go
to a sports bar

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to catch the end of the game?

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I think I speak for both of them
when I say they would not mind.

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[LAUGHS]
Oh,

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look at you two boys,

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going on your first
play date.

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Don't ruin it.

193
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You know, a couple may be
dropping out

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of our summer beach house.

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You guys like the beach?

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Yeah, but I gotta warn you
about how hairy Jeff is.

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Because if you're not ready,
it will hit you.

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00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:04,510
Thanks for dinner, Audrey.

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00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:05,978
I look forward to seeing you
at the game.

200
00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:09,481
And I look forward to seeing you
at home later. Mm.

201
00:09:09,481 --> 00:09:11,117
Mmm.

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[SMOOCHING]

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Hey.

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Nice audible
with the sports bar.

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Yeah, well, if you liked
that audible,

206
00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:31,437
you'll love this: We're really
going to a strip club.

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Sounds good, but I was looking
forward to watching the game.

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Don't worry, they'll have it on.
Great.

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00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,210
You know a place?
Oh, yeah.

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And trust me, the only thing
flat in there

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are the TV screens.

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[LAUGHS]

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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
I get that.

214
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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,758
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,293
I think it's great
Adam has an assistant.

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You're gonna lose this one.

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The only thing I'm gonna lose
is a night of sleep

219
00:09:57,664 --> 00:10:00,833
when Danielle and I gets it on.

220
00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,170
[PHONE BEEPS]

221
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,004
Who's that?

222
00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:05,805
Oh, that's Danielle.

223
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:09,876
She can't find her way
out of the parking garage.

224
00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,844
She has a car?

225
00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,412
No.

226
00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:15,381
This could all end
if you just fire her.

227
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:18,685
He's not gonna fire her
just so you can sleep with her.

228
00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,687
It's hard enough
for women in the workplace

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00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:22,822
without having to deal
with stuff like this.

230
00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,892
Oh, I am woman, hear me bore.

231
00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,193
Look, you can't fire her.

232
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,628
You were so excited
to have an assistant.

233
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,897
That's because I thought
she'd make my job easier.

234
00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:33,599
Well, she still can.
Just because she's attractive

235
00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:34,834
doesn't mean
she can't learn.

236
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,235
Train her so she can reach
her potential.

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00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,971
Mm. You know, you're right.
I'll give her some guidance,

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00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:42,041
I'm sure she'll be
a great assistant.

239
00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:44,644
So king me, chess master.

240
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,714
That's checkers, idiot.

241
00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:50,182
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

242
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,154
Oh, hey, hon.

243
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,522
Oh, hey. Did I wake you?

244
00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:57,289
No, I was reading.

245
00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,025
You guys have fun
watching the game?

246
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,928
We had fun watching everything.

247
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,830
I'm glad you hung out
with Ray.

248
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,866
Maybe some of his charm
will rub off on you.

249
00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:07,700
[CHUCKLES]

250
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,436
What just rubbed off on me?

251
00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,205
Is that glitter?

252
00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:15,041
Funny story.

253
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,944
Tell me you didn't drag Ray
to a strip club.

254
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,345
I did not.

255
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,346
Jeff, he is not
one of your clients.

256
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,415
If Katy finds out, she'll think
you're a bad influence

257
00:11:23,415 --> 00:11:24,383
and not wanna see us.

258
00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,853
It was Ray's idea to go.

259
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:27,720
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, right.

260
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,790
Ray does not strike me
as a strip club kind of guy.

261
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,959
Maybe not from the waist up.

262
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,060
But, uh...

263
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:37,196
His, uh, lap
is like a dance floor.

264
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:42,201
I can't believe you're throwing
Ray under the bus

265
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,069
to save your own skin.

266
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:48,941
Hey, Ray's the one who let one
of the girls complete the, uh...

267
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:51,110
task at hand.

268
00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:55,681
What?

269
00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:58,384
Let's just say she tried
to start a fire

270
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,187
the old-fashioned way.

271
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,691
Oh, gross.

272
00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:08,160
Wine-and-cheese Ray?

273
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,229
Flowers-for-his-wife Ray?

274
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,363
They're obviously guilt flowers.

275
00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:16,168
Uh, if I ever give you flowers,
that's when you should worry.

276
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:19,438
Wow. So, what did you
say to him?

277
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:20,206
About what?

278
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,809
About the fact
that he cheated on Katy.

279
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:25,912
I didn't say anything.
That's between them.

280
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,446
So you don't care?

281
00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:29,448
Doesn't affect me.

282
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,549
Now, if Katy catches him

283
00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:33,752
and he loses the skybox
in the divorce,

284
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,721
that affects me.

285
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:37,890
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

286
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,892
You know, actually,
Jen and I once went

287
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:40,726
to a strip club together.

288
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:43,229
That's like bringing
the principal with you

289
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,497
when you play hooky.

290
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:48,734
My guess is
Jen really enjoyed herself.

291
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:49,635
She did.

292
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:50,169
Not surprising.

293
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:53,372
I've always gotten
kind of a lesbionic vibe

294
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:54,807
from your girl.

295
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,008
Yeah, keep dreaming, man.

296
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:58,677
She just likes the music
and the dancing--

297
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,346
Field hockey.

298
00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:04,316
Don't make me beat you
with your own booster seat.

299
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:04,917
All right.

300
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,652
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

301
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,154
She likes men...

302
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,288
too.

303
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,723
So Audrey's cool with you
going to strip clubs?

304
00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:15,661
Eh, she knows that I'm too cheap
to really enjoy them.

305
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,597
I mean, the girls just,
you know, pretend to like you.

306
00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:19,765
They just want your money.

307
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,901
You don't say.

308
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:24,470
Hey, you know, uh,
when Jen and I went,

309
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,974
the girls were more interested
in dancing for her.

310
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,609
You don't say.

311
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,445
[PHONE BEEPS]

312
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,681
Oh, crap.

313
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:36,315
Who's that?

314
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,118
Oh, that's my assistant. I've
been helping her out lately

315
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,319
and she thinks
we're friends now,

316
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,555
so she keeps sending me pictures
of her with her puppy.

317
00:13:43,555 --> 00:13:45,091
That's pretty unprofessional.

318
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:48,094
That's what I say.
Fire her.

319
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:51,597
No, no. I-- I'm gonna keep her
just to spite you.

320
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,532
Adam, as a manager,
you have to make sure

321
00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,134
all your employees
pull their weight.

322
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:58,804
I demand excellence from anyone
who works for me.

323
00:13:58,804 --> 00:13:59,271
This is her.

324
00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:01,740
That's the kind of excellence
I demand.

325
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,276
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

326
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:07,746
Hey, hon.

327
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:09,281
Hey. I've been thinking...

328
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,383
[SIGHS]
Oh, boy.

329
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:12,952
What's wrong?

330
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:16,788
Well, it's never, "I've been
thinking we should visit

331
00:14:16,788 --> 00:14:19,926
every ballpark in America."

332
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,664
I'm not thrilled with your, uh,
casual attitude

333
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:26,899
about what Ray did.

334
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,200
Oh, what, you're mad at me?

335
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,836
I should look like a hero
compared to him.

336
00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:31,971
But you think it's all right.

337
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:35,441
I don't think anything,
because it's not my business.

338
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:39,745
Plus you know I would never
do what he did.

339
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:40,546
I know you wouldn't.

340
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:44,450
I mean, he had to hit the ATM
twice to pay her.

341
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,220
I just thought you'd be
a little more disgusted

342
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,421
by his sleazy behavior.

343
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,857
Well, guys don't judge things
other guys do.

344
00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:53,392
It's separate
from the friendship.

345
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,694
That's the code
that guys live by.

346
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:58,030
That's guy code.

347
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:58,931
So under guy code

348
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,200
you can just excuse
any bad behavior

349
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,235
just to go to a skybox?

350
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,005
It was invented by guys.

351
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,041
You know, if Katy were
an old friend, I would tell her,

352
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,210
I just don't know her
that well.

353
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,544
Even if you did, you couldn't.

354
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,113
Why not?
Because Ray told me,

355
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,983
and guy code demand
that it go no further.

356
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:17,683
But you told me.

357
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:21,087
I'm allowed to
because of marriage code.

358
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,888
That doesn't make any sense.

359
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:23,655
It makes perfect sense.

360
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:27,793
Guy code and marriage code
can intersect.

361
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:28,660
The information I gave you

362
00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:31,130
is covered primarily
under guy code.

363
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:35,601
So again,
you can't tell Katy.

364
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,803
What about woman code?

365
00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:39,972
Don't make me laugh.

366
00:15:41,873 --> 00:15:44,476
I just can't stand the thought
of hanging out with Ray.

367
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,278
And thing's are gonna be weird
with Katy now,

368
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:49,915
knowing what I know about Ray
and the fire-starter.

369
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:53,452
I just wish we could get out
of this whole skybox thing.

370
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,187
You're the one who told me
how hard it is

371
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,956
to find another couple
to hang out with.

372
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,191
Just give it another try.
Oh, fine,

373
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,193
just keep that Ray
away from me.

374
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:01,560
Good.

375
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,629
And if things don't work out
with Ray and Katy,

376
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:07,699
sound the foghorn,
because it's lighthouse time.

377
00:16:07,699 --> 00:16:10,169
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

378
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:11,470
Surprise.

379
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,539
Hi, honey, what are you
doing here?

380
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,142
Russell invited me
to come by for lunch.

381
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,009
Mwah.

382
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,044
Surprise.

383
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,845
I wanted her to meet
your new assistant.

384
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:22,148
Okay, I get it,
you want her to be jealous,

385
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,582
but she's not
the jealous type.

386
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:26,285
Yeah. Besides, I already know
she's gonna be pretty

387
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:27,286
or you wouldn't be after her.

388
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:30,822
So, what's the point
in dragging me all the way...

389
00:16:30,822 --> 00:16:32,624
down here?

390
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,426
Oh, there she is.

391
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:36,495
JENNIFER:
That's her?

392
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,729
She's lovely.

393
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:41,500
Yes, and she'll be working
very closely with Adam.

394
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:45,337
Long hours, late nights.

395
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,873
Jennifer trusts me.

396
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:50,709
Yeah, completely.

397
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,345
Anyway, hey, nice try.

398
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:53,812
Take a walk.

399
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:56,682
All right. The battle's over,
but the war rages on.

400
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,517
Yeah.
Russell, thanks for the memo

401
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,251
about Tank Top Tuesday.

402
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:04,656
Oh, my pleasure. Don't forget
about Thong Thursday.

403
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,992
Here are the copies you wanted.
Thank you.

404
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,095
Danielle,
this is my fiancée, Jennifer.

405
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,029
It's so nice to meet you.

406
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,031
Sorry I hung up on you
all those times.

407
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,265
That's okay.
By the way,

408
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,867
Hot 97 also rocks my world.

409
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:17,269
Adam is so sweet.

410
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:20,239
No one has ever taken the time
to work so closely with me.

411
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:23,609
[CHUCKLES]
Don't we have a great guy?

412
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,412
Yes, we do. Heh-heh.

413
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,979
It was nice to meet you.

414
00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:29,115
You too.

415
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,316
[CHUCKLES]

416
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:30,716
Ah.

417
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,551
You know, she's come
such a long way

418
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,120
in a short time.
I am so glad

419
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,855
you convinced me
to stick with her.

420
00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:39,291
What's wrong?

421
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,528
I want you to fire her.

422
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,163
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

423
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,931
Ray, this skybox is great.

424
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,866
The tickets just fell
into my lap.

425
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:51,570
Your lap's been busy this week.

426
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,172
Take it easy.

427
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:54,206
So, Audrey,

428
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,408
guess who they asked
to be guest sommelier

429
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,609
at my wine club this week?

430
00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,111
Who?
Who do you think?

431
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,980
Ignore him, he just wants
his ego stroked.

432
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:02,714
[BOTH GIGGLE]

433
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:07,186
Ha-ha-ha!
It is his ego's turn now?

434
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,321
I'm gonna go freshen
my drink.

435
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,056
Oh, I'll come with you.

436
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,326
This is great, huh?
You're watching the game,

437
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,794
your wife thinks
it's a date.

438
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:19,365
Oh, my God.
Fried mozzarella sticks.

439
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,072
You know what?

440
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:29,975
Audrey's gonna have to forget
about a 50th anniversary.

441
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:34,413
If she wants a party, she can
throw me a lavish funeral.

442
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,047
So it's definite.

443
00:18:36,047 --> 00:18:36,915
The other couple
did drop out

444
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,850
of the Jersey Shore house.
Did you talk to Jeff?

445
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:42,354
Uh, I did, and we're not gonna
be able to do it.

446
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:43,255
Why not?

447
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:47,493
Jeff can't share a bathroom
with other people.

448
00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:51,363
Believe me,
everybody wins there.

449
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:52,531
Oh...

450
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:55,234
Oh, sweet,
delicious grease.

451
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:58,137
Keep an eye on Audrey
for me, if you would.

452
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,406
She's still on
cholesterol patrol.

453
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,141
What's that, Jeff?

454
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,142
Of course I won't tell Audrey

455
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:07,746
you're eating your ninth
mozzarella stick.

456
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,182
What the hell are you doing?

457
00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:12,284
Jeff.

458
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:13,852
Why are you eating those,
huh?

459
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,454
What about your cholesterol?

460
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:16,955
Busted. Hee-hee!

461
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:20,859
I thought I was entitled.
I've been pretty good lately.

462
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:23,562
He's been good. He only had
three baskets of onion rings

463
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,464
the other night
at the sports bar.

464
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,699
Oh, I give up.

465
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,236
Eat whatever you want.

466
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,104
Hey, shrimp.

467
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,642
Um, why did you do that?

468
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,844
Oh, come on, man.
I'm just busting your stones.

469
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,347
My stones are fine.
You just broke guy code.

470
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,682
Oh, forget about guy code.
This was funny.

471
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,351
I'd never tell your wife
something

472
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,318
you didn't want her to know.

473
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,187
Are you talking about
the other night?

474
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,721
You wouldn't tell Katy that.

475
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,590
Wouldn't tell me what?

476
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,261
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

477
00:19:58,697 --> 00:19:59,665
Well, in the back of my mind,

478
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:03,101
I always knew
Ray was gonna be a tool.

479
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:06,372
Just toss him in the shed
like the rest of them.

480
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,374
I don't know
how you just stood there

481
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,442
while he lied his way
out of it.

482
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,578
Had to. Guy code.

483
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:16,348
So under guy code, a guy cheats
and lies, no problem?

484
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:19,184
Tells your wife
you're eating poorly,

485
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:19,718
dead to you.

486
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:24,456
Guy code is very clear
on fried cheese.

487
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,726
At least we still have Adam
and Jennifer to hang out with.

488
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,194
Who's Jennifer?

489
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:33,098
Hey, look, we're no worse off
than we were before.

490
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,234
And I was pretty happy then.

491
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,468
Aw, thank you.

492
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:39,705
Wait till you're stuck
in a lighthouse with me.

493
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,006
Won't be so bad.

494
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,709
If we get bored,
we can turn off the big light

495
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,545
and watch the ships
bang into each other.

496
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,414
[GIGGLES]

497
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:54,185
Speaking of banging
into each other...

498
00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:56,655
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

499
00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:00,659
This is nice.

500
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:03,262
Yeah,
it's like a picnic.

501
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,463
[LAUGHS]

502
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:07,666
So every day, huh?

503
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,202
I think it's a fair compromise.

504
00:21:11,202 --> 00:21:14,940
I'm glad Danielle got
my memo about Muumuu Monday.

505
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,010
[RINGS]

506
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,612
Hot 97 rocks my world.

507
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,514
Oh, my God!
Are you serious?

508
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,582
That's right, little lady.

509
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,117
You've answered
with the phrase that pays.

510
00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:28,186
You've won a lot of money,
so why don't you go down

511
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:33,091
to your boss's office and
tell him you're outta there?

512
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:36,662
Check and time for me to mate.

513
00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:39,665
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514
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,570
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