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[SNORING]

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Jeff, roll over.

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Roll over.
Mm, good doggy.

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Good doggy.
No--

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Pfft!

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[SNORING]

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[SNORING DEEPER]

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[SNORING LOUDER]

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[SNORING IN SPURTS]

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[GASPS]

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What the hell?

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Well, you were snoring again,

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louder than ever.

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I don't hear anything.

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Because you're awake,

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like I've been all night.

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Tell you what, I'll let you
go back to sleep first.

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Thank you.

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Are you still awake?

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Yes.

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You wanna do it?

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Ah!

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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]

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♪♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪♪

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♪♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪♪

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♪♪ With you by my side ♪♪

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♪♪ There is no denyin' ♪♪

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♪♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪♪

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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So have you made up your mind?

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Uh, yes, I have.

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You are
the prettiest waitress here.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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Hi, I'm Russell. I'm kind
of like Fonzie around here.

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Fonzie was gay?

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Ha-ha! I'm kidding.

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It's nice to meet you, Russell.

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I'm Amy.
All right.

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Well, that's a nice perfume.
What is it?

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It's French fries
and sloppy joes.

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[CHUCKLES]

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That's hot. I wouldn't mind
taking that to go.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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Ah. What's goin' on?

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Ah, nice timing, El Blocko.

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Hey, uh,

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Adam, this is Amy.

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Nice to meet you,

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and I apologize for anything
Russell has said to you so far.

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No, he's been sweet.

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Yes, we've been sweet.

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So, what can I get you?

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Uh, I'll have a slice of key
lime pie and a coffee, please.

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Okay.
I'm thinking about get--

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Oh, my God,
I wish I had your dimples.

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Well, I'd give them to you,
but they're a family heirloom.

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I got them
from my grandfather.
Heh.

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I got my moustache
from my grandmother.

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You keep your dimples,
I'll get your coffee.

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Wait, I didn't even order...

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What are you doing?
What?

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I had something going with her

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and you come in
and stomp on my game?

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I was just talkin' to her, man.

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I can't help it
if my barely trying

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beats you workin' it
like a rodeo clown.

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Dude, I wasn't
even trying either.

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Until now.

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You might want to step back.

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Those of you
in the first few rows

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may get wet,
if you know what I mean.

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I don't.

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What are you, like a dolphin
or a whale or something?

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Hey, don't worry about it.

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Just know you're dealing
with the Flirtmaster General.

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Okay, yeah, we'll see.

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All right,
there you go.

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Ahem. Amy.

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So, uh, I'm thinking about
getting some pie myself.

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What's your favorite?

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Oh, feel free
to lie to him.

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He likes that in a woman.

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AMY:
Oh, really?

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And what do you like
in a woman?

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Well, anyone who
brings me coffee and pie

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is pretty much
at the top of my list.

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Ha. Well, I'd better
go get that pie, then.

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All right.

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I didn't even order...

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I'm good.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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God, just let it go, man.

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You're like
that little cartoon dog

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that's always yapping
at the big cartoon dog.

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Don't compare yourself
to the big cartoon dog,

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you're nothing like him.

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This used to happen
all the time,

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it's the best thing
about you getting engaged.

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What was the best thing
about us getting engaged?

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That you took Dimples here
off the market,

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leaving more inventory
for me.

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Really?
That was the best thing?

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Honey, of course not.

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The best thing
about you getting engaged

105
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is the fact
that you two found

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some beautiful love
that you could share--

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[IMITATES GUNSHOT]

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All right,
just ignore him, all right?

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He's upset because at the diner

110
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he was hitting
on the new waitress

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and I came in
and totally out-flirted him.

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[LAUGHS]

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That was smart.

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Why were you flirting
with the waitress?

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I wasn't--
I wasn't being serious.

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I was messing around
with Russell.

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Well, couldn't you just
do that by putting

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something he really wants
on a high shelf?

119
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I've done that enough.

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And then, you know,
you told her you were engaged...

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Uh...
You know what?

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I don't think you did.

123
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Well, that's weird.

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Did you not want her to know
that you're engaged?

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Yeah, did you not?

126
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No. No, I mean,
it just didn't come up.

127
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You might need this:

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[IMITATES GUN COCKING]

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Stop it.
RUSSELL: Listen,

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I'm just saying,
if I was engaged,

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I'd be singin' it
from the rooftops,

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because I'd be happy about it.

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I don't know,
this isn't my business.

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Look, I know you were
just messing around,

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but the waitress
doesn't know that.

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I mean, she might have
gotten the wrong idea.

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Yeah, the wrong idea being

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there's an alternative
to sleeping with me.

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Okay, just because
she finds out that Adam's taken

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doesn't mean
she has to sleep with you.

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It kinda does.

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I'll introduce you as my
fiancée and she'll back off.

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Yeah, she'll back off you
and back onto me.

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[MAKES BEEPING SOUND]

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And park.

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Seriously, just because
she finds out Adam--

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It kinda does.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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[SIGHS]

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Just once, can I come home

151
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and catch you looking at porn
like a normal guy?

152
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The Italian loafers I got
a couple of weeks ago.

153
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I'm enjoying the smell

154
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while it's still
more leather than foot.

155
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You want a whiff?

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I've been married to you
for 12 years,

157
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my sense of smell is shot.

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What's with the 'tude?

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It's not 'tude,
I'm exhausted.

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I'm getting ready for this
huge presentation at work

161
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and today I almost dozed off
in the middle of a meeting.

162
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See, I told you
your job was boring.

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I'm exhausted because
of your snoring.

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By the way,
it's getting worse.

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You know a guy at work
cured his snoring

166
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with a simple surgery.

167
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Oh, his wife
got a boob job?

168
00:06:57,884 --> 00:07:02,589
No, he got a surgery
on his nose and his uvula.

169
00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,424
Pretty sure
that's a girl part.

170
00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:06,959
It's not a girl part,

171
00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:11,130
but that explains
a lot of clumsy groping.

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I don't need surgery.

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I'll just go back to wearing
those nose strips.

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Those don't work,
and you spend all night

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telling me how you look like
you're in the NFL.

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Like a white Jerry Rice.

177
00:07:20,172 --> 00:07:22,542
Jerry White rice.

178
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Look, it's a simple procedure.

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It starts, it finishes,
it's over before you know it.

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And yes, I know there's a joke
about our sex life in there.

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I'm proud of you
for catching that,

182
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but, uh, I'm swamped
at work right now,

183
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and I can't take time off
for surgery.

184
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Well, my presentation
is tomorrow

185
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and tonight I have to get
a good night's sleep.

186
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All right, well, don't take this
the wrong way or overreact.

187
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How about tonight I sleep
in the guest room?

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Done. Beautiful.

189
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Just mull it over
for a minute.

190
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Just for tonight. We'll deal
with your snoring after that.

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All right, look, you relax,
because I'm gonna go

192
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get us some takeout
for dinner.

193
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All right?

194
00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:03,249
It's your last chance.

195
00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:08,154
This may be the walk that pushes
these bad boys over the edge.

196
00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:11,624
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

197
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[ACTION MUSIC
PLAYING ON TV]

198
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Hm.

199
00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:31,644
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

200
00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:35,347
Hey, Jeff, it's almost 7:30.
You better get up.

201
00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,818
Jeff!
What?

202
00:08:49,261 --> 00:08:49,829
JEFF:
Morning.

203
00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:53,299
Oh, it's amazing how great
a good night's sleep feels.

204
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I actually got up
early this morning

205
00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:57,403
and I went to the gym.

206
00:08:58,437 --> 00:08:59,606
Wow,

207
00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:00,940
look at you.

208
00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,876
What's on your face?

209
00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:10,917
It's a Cheez Doodle.

210
00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:13,653
I had a good night too.

211
00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:16,989
I caught a Steven Seagal
marathon on TV.

212
00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,491
He cannot act.

213
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,428
Did you get
any sleep last night?

214
00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:23,429
I think so.
I dozed off

215
00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:25,998
during a movie
where Seagal was skinny,

216
00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:29,135
and I woke up during one
where he was fat.

217
00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:32,471
Fat or thin,
that man cannot act.

218
00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:36,075
Okay, wish me luck
on my presentation.

219
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:36,776
You don't need luck,

220
00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:40,212
you're a rock-solid gal
with top notch ideas.

221
00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:42,314
Oh, that's--

222
00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:47,153
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

223
00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:48,788
Which one is she?

224
00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:52,592
Is she pretty?
Oh, yeah, she's really hot.

225
00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,061
Well, what do you
want me to say?

226
00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,529
You could've said,
"not as pretty as you."

227
00:09:57,529 --> 00:09:59,932
Oh, of course she's not
as pretty as--

228
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,533
Whoa, there she is.

229
00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:04,937
Hey, Adam,
it's great to see you back.

230
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,538
Hi, Amy,
this is my fiancée Jennifer.

231
00:10:06,538 --> 00:10:08,808
Oh, I-I didn't know
you were engaged.

232
00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,176
Oh, well,
how could you?

233
00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:11,543
You're not psychic.

234
00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:13,680
It's very nice to meet you.
Oh, you too.

235
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,682
Why don't you guys
take that booth

236
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,083
and I'll be right with you.

237
00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,017
Okay, thanks.

238
00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:21,353
See? Now she knows
and everything's fine.

239
00:10:21,353 --> 00:10:24,156
Order me a coffee,
I'll be right back.

240
00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:27,927
Your fiancée's pretty.

241
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:28,861
Hey, thanks.

242
00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:30,329
Ha-ha.
So what can I get you?

243
00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:32,098
Uh, a slice of key lime.

244
00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:33,165
Again?

245
00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:36,435
Why have the same thing
every day?

246
00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:39,005
Why don't you try something new?

247
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,673
Hm. Something new?

248
00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:42,541
I'll give you
anything you want,

249
00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:45,344
extra whipped cream
is on me.

250
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:47,647
Um, no.

251
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,616
No, I'm-- I'm happy
with the key lime.

252
00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:53,585
Sure I can't tempt you
with something new?

253
00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:57,556
[WHISPERS]
The key lime
will never find out.

254
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,829
[WHISPERS]
But I'll know.

255
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:04,430
All right.

256
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:08,167
But if you change your mind,
you let me know.

257
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,268
Okay.

258
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:10,602
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

259
00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:12,972
God, I'm glad
that presentation's over.

260
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,107
I'm really glad
it went so well.

261
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:17,076
Never had a doubt.

262
00:11:19,411 --> 00:11:20,046
Ew.

263
00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,781
See, that's why
they make the top explode,

264
00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:25,484
so you can't put
the cork back in and return it.

265
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,319
[LAUGHS]

266
00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:29,789
Oh, I, uh, got the name
of that doctor

267
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,758
who cured
my friend's snoring.

268
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,692
What do you mean?
You said that you'd deal

269
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:36,028
with my snoring,
as in you'd adjust.

270
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,396
No, I said
we'd deal with it,

271
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:41,067
as in, we'd call the doctor
and schedule the surgery.

272
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,302
Come on, babe,
it's not just for me.

273
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,136
When you snore it means

274
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,537
you're getting
a lot less oxygen.

275
00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:47,840
Less oxygen in,
less carbon dioxide out.

276
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,409
I'm helping the environment.

277
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:51,043
Come on.

278
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,512
Look, you're not talking me
into getting a nose job.

279
00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:56,215
Now, there are other jobs
that you could offer

280
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,351
that I would be willing
to entertain.

281
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:02,088
Come on, I can't go
back to your snoring.

282
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:05,324
Bingham men don't get surgery
unless it's life-threatening.

283
00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:07,426
My grandfather
needed hip replacement.

284
00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,195
Did he get it? No.

285
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,663
He never walked again.

286
00:12:11,663 --> 00:12:14,600
But he rolled with pride.

287
00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:16,803
If I have to go back
to getting no sleep,

288
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,171
I am gonna go crazy.
Look, I wouldn't ask you

289
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,372
to get surgery
to change yourself.

290
00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:24,043
Remember when you were thinking
about getting a boob reduction?

291
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,611
I said no.

292
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,180
Okay, fine.
If that's how you feel,

293
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:31,483
why don't you just, uh,
keep sleeping in the guest room?

294
00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:34,120
You think that's punishment?

295
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,089
Confining me to Club Jeff?

296
00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:41,560
Where tonight,
all Jeff's drink for free.

297
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,030
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

298
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,135
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

299
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,807
[SIGHS]

300
00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:56,442
"In case you changed your mind,

301
00:12:56,442 --> 00:13:00,079
"just thought you might
want to try my cherry...

302
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,883
...pie."

303
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:07,286
Oh, crap.
[LOCK TURNING]

304
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,455
Hey, thought I heard
you out here.
Yeah.

305
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,824
I'm starving,
let's go to the diner.

306
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:12,358
The diner?

307
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:16,095
Or we could just stay home
a-and you can cook.

308
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,196
Cook?
Huh?

309
00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:20,099
I made popcorn last night.
Come on.

310
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,835
Oh, what's that?
That?

311
00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,270
Th-that...

312
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,304
[CHUCKLES]

313
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:29,375
That's the reason
I don't wanna go to the diner.

314
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,611
I bought us a whole pie.

315
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,780
You want to have pie
for dinner?

316
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,648
Uh-huh.

317
00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:39,085
It has never been more clear

318
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,020
that we belong together.

319
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,588
Ha-ha. Yeah.
Cherry?

320
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:45,657
Is that supposed
to mean something?

321
00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:46,859
I think so.

322
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:49,328
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

323
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,398
Isn't this great?
I got the mini-fridge,

324
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,132
I got the tunes.

325
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,301
Who wants ramen?
Ramen? Ramen?

326
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,303
Two ramens?
Uh, no, I'm good.

327
00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:00,940
Yeah, I don't want to put
you out the 8 cents.

328
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,841
Well, suit yourself.

329
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,210
What album do you guys
wanna jam to?

330
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,913
Huey Lewis, Sports
or J. Geils,

331
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:09,548
Blow Your Face Out (Live)?
[CHUCKLES]

332
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:11,984
Why don't you pick the album,
Gramps?

333
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,853
It's your Victrola.

334
00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:17,656
So did you introduce Jen
to my waitress?

335
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:20,226
Yes, I did.
She's still really into me.

336
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,327
Ooh.
Last night she left

337
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,562
a note attached
to a cherry pie.

338
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:24,796
Oh, whoa, cherry.

339
00:14:24,796 --> 00:14:27,799
Clearly the sluttiest member
of the pie family.

340
00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:30,002
I shouldn't have gone there
after working out,

341
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,571
glistening with sweat,
dimples blazing.

342
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:33,772
Uh-huh.

343
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:34,640
Yeah!

344
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:38,477
This is the Cadillac
of live albums.

345
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,712
Here we go.

346
00:14:42,814 --> 00:14:45,284
SINGER [ON STEREO]:
We are gonna blow

347
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,253
your face out!

348
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,321
[DRUMS POUNDING ON STEREO]

349
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:50,256
Awesome.

350
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:53,525
So listen, uh, I think
you should really talk to Amy

351
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,661
about this whole thing
and straighten it out.

352
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,763
Makes sense.
Definitely not right after

353
00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:58,664
I've been at the gym.

354
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,599
Oh yeah,
because you work out,

355
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:01,600
I got that part.

356
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,136
Guys, check out this beanbag
I found in the alley.

357
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,737
Can you believe somebody
threw that out?

358
00:15:05,737 --> 00:15:07,706
Well, that's great,
but what are all those

359
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:10,409
homeless cats
gonna pee on now?

360
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,279
I'm thinking
about lofting the bed.

361
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:17,449
That way all of this
becomes party space.

362
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:20,186
Oh, awesome solo.

363
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:24,856
[ROCK MUSIC BLARING ON STEREO]

364
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,592
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

365
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,360
Excuse me,

366
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,463
men of Delta Chi.

367
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,500
Listen, it's, uh, getting late
and I'm really tired

368
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,002
so can you keep it quiet?

369
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,604
Yeah, sure thing, Mom!

370
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,471
[LAUGHS]

371
00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:43,109
Why don't you just grow up
and get the damn surgery, huh?

372
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:46,645
Oh, looks like somebody
wants me back in bed.

373
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:49,815
Okay, fine, you just stay here
and sleep in your own filth,

374
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:54,386
and I'll go enjoy
our nice big, garbage-free bed

375
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:56,788
all by myself.

376
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,790
Look at that.
She's on the verge of cracking.

377
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:01,527
Soon she'll give in,
she'll beg me to come back.

378
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:04,030
And then I'll be
the winner.

379
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:10,869
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

380
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,676
All right, my man,
there she is.

381
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,878
Let her down easy.
Okay.

382
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:20,779
Hey, thanks for the support.

383
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:23,515
It's all right, brother.
I got your back.

384
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:24,716
Dude, you been workin' out?

385
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:26,652
Yeah, I've been
at the gym like f--

386
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,820
Shut up, just go.

387
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,191
Uh, Amy.

388
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,026
Oh, hey, Adam,
I'll be right with you.

389
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:37,129
Actually, I'm not here to eat.
I-I need to talk to you.

390
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,698
Oh, okay.
Sorry.

391
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,436
Um, look, I'm flattered
that you're so,

392
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,272
you know,
into me and all,

393
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,308
but I'm happily engaged.

394
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:50,142
What?

395
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:51,477
It's perfectly understandable.

396
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,679
I mean, I led you on
with my dimples

397
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,781
and the sexy sweatiness and--

398
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,449
And what are you talking about?

399
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,585
You know, the flirting?

400
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,220
"Try something new."

401
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,089
I flirt with all my customers,

402
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,591
because I work for tips.

403
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:06,692
[CHUCKLES]

404
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,728
What about the cherry pie
you sent to my house...?

405
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:10,429
W-With the note?

406
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:14,433
I have no idea what
you are talking about.

407
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,602
But, uh, Fonzie over there

408
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,438
bought a cherry pie yesterday.

409
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:25,577
"I'm so hot.
Look at my sweaty dimples."

410
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:29,381
Dude,
you've been Russelled.

411
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,583
[LAUGHS]

412
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,387
Uh, goodbye.

413
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,489
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

414
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,858
[SNORING]

415
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,863
Jeff?

416
00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,898
Jeff!
What?

417
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:47,933
Are you all right?

418
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,101
Fine.
Yeah? It's 8:30.

419
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,502
I was waiting at the restaurant

420
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,104
for you for over an hour.

421
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:53,172
Oh, sorry.

422
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,541
Did you get me
something to go?

423
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:57,008
No.

424
00:17:57,008 --> 00:17:59,311
How late were the guys
here last night?

425
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,112
They left around midnight,

426
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:04,583
but I kept on rockin' out
till almost 3.

427
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:05,951
Ow.

428
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:08,954
Damn air-guitar shoulder.

429
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,922
Gotta remember on
"Won't Get Fooled Again,"

430
00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:13,959
you gotta build up
to the windmills.

431
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,828
You have got stains
on your shirt,

432
00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:17,796
you haven't shaved today,

433
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:21,467
and that guest room smells
like someone died in there.

434
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,270
Well, my shoes finally turned.

435
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,005
Hard.
I don't understand

436
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,440
why you're doin' this.
What?

437
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,643
Reverting back to John Q.
Jackass, college idiot.

438
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:35,114
Just get the damn surgery
and come back to our bed.

439
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,448
I don't want the surgery!

440
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,716
There's no reason not to do it.

441
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,751
Yes, there is.
What's the reason?

442
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:42,721
Organ donor forms.
"Do not resuscitate."

443
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,756
No, thank you.

444
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:45,424
What?

445
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:46,858
They put you under anesthesia.

446
00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:48,194
What if I don't wake up?

447
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,329
Honey, are you scared?

448
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,898
I'm not scared, you are.

449
00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:56,502
Honey, those forms
are just legal things,

450
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,837
the surgery
is completely safe.

451
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,506
But if this is how you feel,

452
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,241
I won't push it anymore,
all right?

453
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,643
I just want you
to come back to our bed.

454
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,877
What about my snoring?

455
00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:07,813
Well, I'd rather
be next to you

456
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,249
not sleeping
than sleep alone.

457
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,952
Come on, I miss
my big, furry body pillow.

458
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,257
Okay, I'll get the surgery.

459
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,791
Yeah?
Mm-hm.

460
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:23,128
Thank you.
I really appreciate it.

461
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:27,766
If I fall into a coma, I want
you to give me the sponge baths.

462
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:30,101
Not some fat old nurse.

463
00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:32,638
Or some man-nurse.

464
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:33,805
Ha. Okay, I will.

465
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,073
And talk to me,
because they say

466
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:37,343
people in comas
can still hear stuff.

467
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,444
You got it.

468
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:39,311
But no boring work crap.

469
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:43,014
Just-- You read me
the sports scores.

470
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,885
But no soccer,
just real sports.

471
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:48,620
Okay, all right.

472
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:49,888
We'll go talk
to the doctor tomorrow.

473
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:53,725
I'm just glad tonight we're
gonna be sleeping together.

474
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:56,094
[SNORING]

475
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,203
[ACTION MUSIC
PLAYING ON TV]

476
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,239
The man really cannot act.

477
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,708
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

478
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,413
Hey, Audrey, check this out.

479
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,583
Watch when Jeff sits
in this beanbag chair.

480
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,250
It's really funny,

481
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,320
because he's so big,
and it's tiny.

482
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,523
Sit right there and look
and it'll be really funny.

483
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:25,457
[CHUCKLES]

484
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,593
Hey, Jeff, uh,
sit in it.

485
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,295
Show her how funny it is.

486
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,062
[RUSSELL CHUCKLES]

487
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:36,268
[BOTH LAUGHING]

488
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:37,536
You're right.

489
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:38,904
That was funny.

490
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,372
[LAUGHS]

491
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:43,275
I've been Russelled.

492
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:46,545
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

493
00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:54,620
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]