1 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:06,189 Coffee to go, please. 2 00:00:06,189 --> 00:00:07,065 Adam? 3 00:00:07,065 --> 00:00:08,025 Oh, hey, guys. 4 00:00:08,025 --> 00:00:08,983 How's it going? 5 00:00:08,983 --> 00:00:09,901 Ah, I'm tired. 6 00:00:09,901 --> 00:00:11,111 I haven't gotten any sleep 7 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:12,695 since I moved in with Jennifer. 8 00:00:12,695 --> 00:00:15,073 All right. Up top, brother. 9 00:00:15,073 --> 00:00:16,533 No, it's--it's not that. 10 00:00:16,533 --> 00:00:17,825 The problem is her tiny bed. 11 00:00:17,825 --> 00:00:20,828 There's no space. That girl's all knees and elbows. 12 00:00:20,828 --> 00:00:23,623 Get a bigger bed. We've had one for ten years. 13 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:24,791 We're like boxers. 14 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:26,209 When we're done mixing it up, 15 00:00:26,209 --> 00:00:29,171 we like to go to our own corners. 16 00:00:29,754 --> 00:00:33,007 And the rounds never last more than three minutes. 17 00:00:33,007 --> 00:00:34,301 If you want more than three minutes, 18 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:38,846 then be ready more than three minutes before Sports Center. 19 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:43,185 Or be willing to face that direction. 20 00:00:43,185 --> 00:00:44,102 Hey. 21 00:00:44,102 --> 00:00:45,145 Record Sports Center. 22 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,313 You won't have to rush. 23 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:49,816 I work better with a deadline. 24 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:51,318 He does. 25 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:55,697 Uh, I'll think about that bigger bed thing. 26 00:00:57,615 --> 00:00:59,576 Apple pie for breakfast? 27 00:00:59,576 --> 00:01:00,910 Here's my thinking on that. 28 00:01:00,910 --> 00:01:03,246 You'd be fine if I ordered apple Danish 29 00:01:03,246 --> 00:01:07,041 which is basically flat apple pie. 30 00:01:07,041 --> 00:01:09,961 Good use of your brain. 31 00:01:11,254 --> 00:01:12,880 Oh, whoa. 32 00:01:13,756 --> 00:01:14,382 What? 33 00:01:14,382 --> 00:01:16,801 Hey, Audrey. Magilla. 34 00:01:16,801 --> 00:01:18,178 Russell. 35 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:19,762 This is my new friend, Dani. 36 00:01:19,762 --> 00:01:21,973 Dani, this is Jeff, Audrey. 37 00:01:21,973 --> 00:01:23,641 Hi, nice to meet you. 38 00:01:23,641 --> 00:01:24,892 - Pleasure's mine. - Hello. 39 00:01:24,892 --> 00:01:28,313 It's okay, he's a gentle giant. Don't be afraid. 40 00:01:28,313 --> 00:01:31,733 [LAUGHS] Good stuff, Russell. Good stuff. 41 00:01:31,733 --> 00:01:34,277 Well, I am going to meet you at the table 42 00:01:34,277 --> 00:01:37,239 'cause I have to go to the little girl's room. 43 00:01:37,239 --> 00:01:39,073 Ooh, okay. 44 00:01:41,409 --> 00:01:42,244 Russell... 45 00:01:42,244 --> 00:01:45,580 Is it bring your daughter to work day already? 46 00:01:45,580 --> 00:01:46,664 No, but I get it. 47 00:01:46,664 --> 00:01:50,210 Hey, guess what. She's a lifeguard. 48 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:52,462 Lucky drowning victims. How old is she? 49 00:01:52,462 --> 00:01:55,923 Don't you mean how old isn't she? 50 00:01:55,923 --> 00:01:57,259 [LAUGHS] 51 00:01:57,259 --> 00:01:58,009 Just kidding. 52 00:01:58,009 --> 00:01:59,927 But seriously, call Jack Bauer 53 00:01:59,927 --> 00:02:02,639 because she's 24. 54 00:02:02,639 --> 00:02:05,142 24? Whoa. 55 00:02:05,142 --> 00:02:06,351 Sit down and eat, Jeff. 56 00:02:06,351 --> 00:02:08,853 How old now. How'd you do that? 57 00:02:08,853 --> 00:02:11,273 How'd a guy your age pull that off? 58 00:02:11,273 --> 00:02:12,274 Age is not an issue. 59 00:02:12,274 --> 00:02:15,152 Mostly because I lie about it. 60 00:02:15,152 --> 00:02:16,986 It's a good system. 61 00:02:16,986 --> 00:02:20,198 You may possibly be my new hero. 62 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:22,033 Hey, I'm flattered. 63 00:02:22,033 --> 00:02:26,078 Listen, I gotta go read the menu to Dani. See ya. 64 00:02:26,078 --> 00:02:28,206 Ah, you keep up the good work, Dani. 65 00:02:28,206 --> 00:02:33,545 Lifeguards are the doctors of our beaches. 66 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,842 Okay, we're good. Beat it. 67 00:02:39,842 --> 00:02:41,344 Okay. 68 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:44,138 [SIGHS] 69 00:02:44,138 --> 00:02:46,057 Where's my pie? 70 00:02:46,057 --> 00:02:48,560 You're warming it. 71 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:55,608 And now it's a Danish. 72 00:03:02,824 --> 00:03:03,408 Sorry. 73 00:03:03,408 --> 00:03:07,454 I don't think I deserved a pant load of apple pie. 74 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:09,206 Uh, you did. 75 00:03:09,206 --> 00:03:11,123 I can't believe you-- 76 00:03:11,123 --> 00:03:13,835 Is that crust on your face? 77 00:03:15,086 --> 00:03:17,922 You ate the butt pie? 78 00:03:19,006 --> 00:03:20,842 It was paid for. 79 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:25,888 Look, I don't expect you not to find other women attractive, 80 00:03:25,888 --> 00:03:29,601 but is our relationship at a point where you feel comfortable 81 00:03:29,601 --> 00:03:30,727 doing it in front of me? 82 00:03:30,727 --> 00:03:32,895 All right, you're right. 83 00:03:32,895 --> 00:03:34,146 I was pretty rude. 84 00:03:34,146 --> 00:03:35,607 And I'm sorry. 85 00:03:35,607 --> 00:03:37,609 And just so you know, 86 00:03:37,609 --> 00:03:40,111 you don't have to worry. 87 00:03:40,111 --> 00:03:44,156 I would never leave you for a 24 year old. 88 00:03:44,156 --> 00:03:46,158 [SNORTS LAUGHTER] 89 00:03:47,285 --> 00:03:48,370 Thank you. 90 00:03:48,370 --> 00:03:50,538 That is a load off my mind. 91 00:03:50,538 --> 00:03:53,875 - You're being sarcastic. - I am. 92 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:56,669 Because you don't think I can attract a 24 year old. 93 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:58,963 Not even if you were wearing a suit 94 00:03:58,963 --> 00:04:01,132 made out of Justin Timberlake. 95 00:04:01,132 --> 00:04:04,386 You're forgetting you were 24 96 00:04:04,386 --> 00:04:06,263 when you fell for my charms. 97 00:04:06,263 --> 00:04:06,929 Oh, your charms? 98 00:04:06,929 --> 00:04:08,890 When I first saw you, you were screaming 99 00:04:08,890 --> 00:04:11,268 at a girl for over pumping the keg. 100 00:04:11,268 --> 00:04:13,561 It was gonna be all foam! 101 00:04:13,561 --> 00:04:14,812 You know what... 102 00:04:14,812 --> 00:04:16,273 you believe what you want to believe. 103 00:04:16,273 --> 00:04:19,609 You're just lucky there's no way we can prove it. 104 00:04:19,609 --> 00:04:21,278 Maybe there is. 105 00:04:21,278 --> 00:04:23,363 What are you talking about? 106 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:24,906 I'll give you one night. 107 00:04:24,906 --> 00:04:26,408 Go out, take off your wedding ring, 108 00:04:26,408 --> 00:04:28,618 and try to get a young girl's phone number. 109 00:04:28,618 --> 00:04:31,329 You do not want me to call your bluff. 110 00:04:31,329 --> 00:04:32,204 Oh, I'm not bluffing. 111 00:04:32,204 --> 00:04:35,458 But if you don't want to embarrass yourself by trying, 112 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:36,668 I would totally understand. 113 00:04:36,668 --> 00:04:39,045 Let's make it a bet. What are we playing for? 114 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:42,924 There, uh, should be something at stake. 115 00:04:42,924 --> 00:04:44,676 Oh, something is. 116 00:04:44,676 --> 00:04:45,343 Your dignity. 117 00:04:45,343 --> 00:04:50,807 Yeah, like I've never lost that before. 118 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:57,814 ♪♪ How many ways to say I love you ♪♪ 119 00:04:57,814 --> 00:05:02,985 ♪♪ How many ways to say that I'm not scared ♪♪ 120 00:05:02,985 --> 00:05:05,655 ♪♪ With you by my side ♪♪ 121 00:05:05,655 --> 00:05:07,865 ♪♪ There is no denying ♪♪ 122 00:05:07,865 --> 00:05:12,370 ♪♪ I can't wait for me and you ♪♪ 123 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:20,294 Huh! 124 00:05:20,294 --> 00:05:21,463 What do you think? 125 00:05:21,463 --> 00:05:23,548 A new queen size bed. 126 00:05:23,548 --> 00:05:27,427 Oh, this is great! I thought we couldn't afford one. 127 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:28,177 We can't. 128 00:05:28,177 --> 00:05:30,555 It's my old bed. I got it out of storage. 129 00:05:30,555 --> 00:05:33,433 Wow. I forgot how comfortable it is. 130 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,935 Yeah. You know when we got it, 131 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:37,687 Sonia wanted to get the cheaper one, 132 00:05:37,687 --> 00:05:41,148 but I convinced her to go top of the line. 133 00:05:42,149 --> 00:05:44,235 Pretty smart, huh? 134 00:05:44,235 --> 00:05:46,404 Sonia? 135 00:05:46,404 --> 00:05:48,990 Who? 136 00:05:48,990 --> 00:05:51,158 Your ex-girlfriend, Sonia? 137 00:05:51,158 --> 00:05:52,452 Was she? 138 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:55,455 I cannot sleep or do other things 139 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,665 in a bed you bought with your ex. 140 00:05:57,665 --> 00:05:58,416 Honey, you already have. 141 00:05:58,416 --> 00:06:00,710 But I didn't know it then. That was when we were dating. 142 00:06:00,710 --> 00:06:04,381 Now we're engaged, and this is our apartment-- this can't be our bed. 143 00:06:04,381 --> 00:06:08,468 Come on, I'm not getting any sleep in the little bed. 144 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,970 The little bed is killing me. 145 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:12,389 I'm sorry, Adam. It needs to go. 146 00:06:12,389 --> 00:06:15,392 Why? You didn't have a problem with the chair I brought over. 147 00:06:15,392 --> 00:06:19,646 That's because you and Sonia didn't have sex on it. 148 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:21,898 Okay, the chair goes, too. 149 00:06:21,898 --> 00:06:23,858 Come on, Jennifer. 150 00:06:23,858 --> 00:06:25,443 Look, I know it's irrational. 151 00:06:25,443 --> 00:06:26,861 But every time I got into that bed 152 00:06:26,861 --> 00:06:29,906 I'd feel like Sonia was in it with us. 153 00:06:32,950 --> 00:06:33,701 Really? 154 00:06:33,701 --> 00:06:37,329 What? No, I was just thinking about... 155 00:06:37,329 --> 00:06:38,831 you're so pretty. 156 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:40,583 Look, let's just buy a new bed. 157 00:06:40,583 --> 00:06:45,588 No, no. When we got engaged, we agreed we wouldn't start our life together in debt. 158 00:06:45,588 --> 00:06:46,923 We don't need that pressure. 159 00:06:46,923 --> 00:06:48,716 Well, what are we gonna do? 160 00:06:48,716 --> 00:06:49,801 Look, let's just... 161 00:06:49,801 --> 00:06:53,304 Let's just go back to your old bed, okay. 162 00:06:53,304 --> 00:06:54,681 Okay. 163 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:55,264 Sorry. 164 00:06:55,264 --> 00:06:58,059 I wish I were as secure as you. 165 00:06:58,059 --> 00:06:59,351 What do you mean? 166 00:06:59,351 --> 00:07:00,019 Why am I secure? 167 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:02,730 Well, because I can't deal with Sonia in your bed, 168 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:06,901 but you're fine with all the guys who've been in mine. 169 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:13,950 "All the guys." 170 00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:15,367 Those were her words. 171 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:16,368 [WHISTLES] 172 00:07:16,368 --> 00:07:17,495 Yeah. 173 00:07:17,495 --> 00:07:18,162 Wow. 174 00:07:18,162 --> 00:07:19,622 You know it's more than two, 175 00:07:19,622 --> 00:07:22,208 or she would have said both. 176 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:23,585 And that's just in that bed. 177 00:07:23,585 --> 00:07:26,420 Home games, road trips, we'll have to estimate. 178 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:29,632 Yeah. How old do you think she was in her rookie year? 179 00:07:29,632 --> 00:07:30,883 Like 16, 17? 180 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:32,844 Let's make it 18. Keep it legal. 181 00:07:32,844 --> 00:07:34,136 All right, hey, guys, thanks. 182 00:07:34,136 --> 00:07:36,889 I--I fell much better now. You can stop. 183 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:38,516 You test drove a Ferrari. 184 00:07:38,516 --> 00:07:39,225 You bought a Ferrari. 185 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:41,185 Now you're shocked you're driving a Ferrari? 186 00:07:41,185 --> 00:07:44,522 Yeah, where do you think she was when you met her? A, uh... 187 00:07:44,522 --> 00:07:48,192 What's a car that hasn't had tons of sex? 188 00:07:48,192 --> 00:07:49,443 You guys are great. 189 00:07:49,443 --> 00:07:51,320 I'm gonna go walk this off. 190 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,030 That a boy! 191 00:07:53,030 --> 00:07:54,907 [LAUGHS] 192 00:07:57,702 --> 00:07:59,078 What are you doing? 193 00:07:59,078 --> 00:07:59,704 What do you mean? 194 00:07:59,704 --> 00:08:01,831 What are we, gonna share a milkshake? 195 00:08:01,831 --> 00:08:03,916 Get over there. 196 00:08:06,711 --> 00:08:08,588 Hey, so, uh, how's Dani? 197 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:11,508 She still does homework. That's how she is. 198 00:08:11,508 --> 00:08:15,386 Aren't you worried she's going to find out how old you are, 199 00:08:15,386 --> 00:08:16,679 and you're gonna look ridiculous? 200 00:08:16,679 --> 00:08:19,641 Listen, you married guys are always trying to find a flaw 201 00:08:19,641 --> 00:08:25,396 in my series of shallow sex-based relationships built on lies. 202 00:08:25,396 --> 00:08:29,316 You're right. It does sound perfect. 203 00:08:29,316 --> 00:08:31,485 Is that supposed to be sarcastic? 204 00:08:31,485 --> 00:08:32,444 Not sure. 205 00:08:32,444 --> 00:08:35,865 Hey, Adam told me about the challenge Audrey gave you. 206 00:08:35,865 --> 00:08:37,867 I love it. I know the perfect bars. 207 00:08:37,867 --> 00:08:38,826 So what's the game plan? 208 00:08:38,826 --> 00:08:40,953 I'm just gonna be myself. 209 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:43,831 Ah, Operation Failure. Good call. 210 00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:46,834 You want some help? 211 00:08:46,834 --> 00:08:47,627 I don't. 212 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:50,588 I'm sure you're lone wolf on the make for all the honeys, 213 00:08:50,588 --> 00:08:54,801 but this old hound has still got some Hun in him. 214 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:58,680 Nice speech. None of it from this century, but uh... 215 00:08:59,722 --> 00:09:00,682 I admire your confidence. 216 00:09:00,682 --> 00:09:03,851 Come on. Let's see some game. Pretend I'm a woman. 217 00:09:03,851 --> 00:09:05,728 Already there. 218 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,982 I'm trying to help you out. 219 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:11,317 Gimme your opening line. 220 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:13,653 All right. [CLEARS THROAT] 221 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:15,279 Hi, I'm Jeff. 222 00:09:15,279 --> 00:09:16,948 Hey, Jeff. I'm Laura. 223 00:09:16,948 --> 00:09:17,990 Laura, pretty name. 224 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:21,535 From the Greek meaning "fresh smelling." 225 00:09:22,870 --> 00:09:25,915 Okay. Always comment on a woman's odor. 226 00:09:25,915 --> 00:09:30,419 That's good. You're gonna do great out there. [CLEARS THROAT] 227 00:09:40,262 --> 00:09:42,223 Whoa, you look sharp. 228 00:09:42,223 --> 00:09:45,184 Sure you don't wanna call this off? 229 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:47,228 Because you bathed? 230 00:09:47,228 --> 00:09:50,314 I don't think so. 231 00:09:50,314 --> 00:09:52,191 What is that? That some new cologne? 232 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:57,488 It's a man's all over body spray. 233 00:09:57,488 --> 00:09:59,323 You bought body spray. 234 00:09:59,323 --> 00:10:01,701 It came in the newspaper. 235 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:07,665 Now, knowing all of this. 236 00:10:07,665 --> 00:10:09,291 One last chance to call it off. 237 00:10:09,291 --> 00:10:12,169 No, no. I don't want to call it off. 238 00:10:12,169 --> 00:10:13,129 Why? Do you? 239 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:16,548 Does this answer your question? 240 00:10:22,513 --> 00:10:25,182 I'm gonna need some butter. 241 00:10:32,356 --> 00:10:33,232 Hi. 242 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:35,067 Hi. I'm Jeff. 243 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,319 I'm Beth. I like your shirt. 244 00:10:37,319 --> 00:10:41,532 Oh, thanks. My wife bought it for me. 245 00:10:41,532 --> 00:10:43,367 Um, hold on, hold on. 246 00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:44,576 I...when... 247 00:10:44,576 --> 00:10:47,371 When I said wife, uh... 248 00:10:47,371 --> 00:10:49,749 I meant my dead wife. 249 00:11:00,134 --> 00:11:02,219 Hi. 250 00:11:06,515 --> 00:11:08,350 I'm back. 251 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:09,018 Whatcha doin'? 252 00:11:09,018 --> 00:11:11,437 Still designing the sales brochures 253 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:12,479 for those condos--look. 254 00:11:12,479 --> 00:11:15,316 I don't like the way we left things before. 255 00:11:15,316 --> 00:11:16,233 Bup--bup--bup. 256 00:11:16,233 --> 00:11:18,610 I've decided nothing happened before. 257 00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:20,988 We have a clean slate, and to start... 258 00:11:20,988 --> 00:11:24,784 I have Chinese food and a movie. 259 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:27,119 Oh. Okay, I like it. 260 00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:27,870 What movie did you get? 261 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:30,915 -Sideways. - Oh, good, I love that one. 262 00:11:31,582 --> 00:11:33,500 - You've seen it? - Uh-huh. 263 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,626 Really? With who? 264 00:11:34,626 --> 00:11:37,629 One of the guys? One of the little bed guys? 265 00:11:37,629 --> 00:11:38,798 What happened to a clean slate? 266 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:41,550 You would love a clean slate, wouldn't you. 267 00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:42,885 It was your idea. 268 00:11:42,885 --> 00:11:43,427 Why "all"? 269 00:11:43,427 --> 00:11:45,763 Why'd you have to say "all the guys"? 270 00:11:45,763 --> 00:11:46,597 It's a figure of speech. 271 00:11:46,597 --> 00:11:49,475 Neither one of us should have to apologize for our pasts. 272 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:52,603 Why did you make me get rid of the Sonia Bed and chair? 273 00:11:52,603 --> 00:11:56,148 Okay. You're right. 274 00:11:57,024 --> 00:11:58,525 How about this? 275 00:11:58,525 --> 00:12:01,320 I made you get rid of two things from your past, 276 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,447 so I'll get rid of two from mine. 277 00:12:03,447 --> 00:12:07,118 A picture from my trip to Mexico with Jason. 278 00:12:07,118 --> 00:12:10,621 The cookbook with the first recipe I made for Michael. 279 00:12:10,621 --> 00:12:11,873 Both gone. 280 00:12:11,873 --> 00:12:13,457 Now we're even. 281 00:12:13,457 --> 00:12:17,544 Not...really. 282 00:12:17,544 --> 00:12:19,756 I mean, Jason and Michael. 283 00:12:19,756 --> 00:12:23,009 That's two relationships to my one. So... 284 00:12:23,801 --> 00:12:28,139 The guide book I took to Barbados with Ann. 285 00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:29,473 Now we're even. 286 00:12:29,473 --> 00:12:31,267 No. 287 00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:34,145 Now it's three items to two. 288 00:12:34,145 --> 00:12:35,855 So... 289 00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:40,151 From Nick on Valentine's Day. 290 00:12:40,151 --> 00:12:41,861 Three all. 291 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,612 Okay. 292 00:12:43,612 --> 00:12:45,948 You wanna rumble? 293 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,452 This sexy, sexy mix CD 294 00:12:50,452 --> 00:12:55,457 made for me by Cindy for our third anniversary trip to Nantucket. 295 00:12:55,457 --> 00:12:57,584 Where we had sex! 296 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,678 Steven. 297 00:13:07,678 --> 00:13:09,638 Josh. 298 00:13:09,638 --> 00:13:11,891 Alejandro. 299 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:16,728 I'm gonna go roll around in the Sonia Bed. 300 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:24,278 You, uh, put that on my tab. 301 00:13:24,278 --> 00:13:26,655 Cheers. 302 00:13:28,532 --> 00:13:29,909 I enjoy a cocktail. 303 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,328 I like a drink, and I enjoy drinking it. 304 00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:33,913 Big drinker. 305 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:36,415 You're welcome. You enjoy that. 306 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:40,419 Hey, how's it going old man? 307 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:41,921 What are you doing here? 308 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:42,713 I wouldn't miss this. 309 00:13:42,713 --> 00:13:45,799 Hey, I'm a big drinker. I'm actually a drunk. 310 00:13:45,799 --> 00:13:47,801 Hey, where ya going? 311 00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:49,386 That stuff's gold. 312 00:13:49,386 --> 00:13:52,556 I'm a little rusty. It's still early. 313 00:13:52,556 --> 00:13:54,475 It's later than you think. 314 00:13:54,475 --> 00:13:55,017 Ladies! 315 00:13:55,017 --> 00:13:58,896 Check it out. Here comes Plan B. 316 00:13:58,896 --> 00:13:59,396 Hi. 317 00:13:59,355 --> 00:14:01,732 Hi, you must be Jeff. I'm Tawney. 318 00:14:01,732 --> 00:14:02,483 Hello, Tawney. 319 00:14:02,483 --> 00:14:05,069 Yeah, Tawney's one of Dani's little buddies. 320 00:14:05,069 --> 00:14:08,030 Russell said you used to live with George Clooney. 321 00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:10,657 Russell and I need to talk. 322 00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,785 Two seconds. Two seconds. 323 00:14:13,785 --> 00:14:14,370 [LAUGHS] 324 00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:16,663 - She a hooker? - You gonna have sex with her? 325 00:14:16,663 --> 00:14:18,832 - No. - Then she's not a hooker. 326 00:14:18,832 --> 00:14:21,252 You say you're friends with George Clooney, 327 00:14:21,252 --> 00:14:22,920 you get a phone number-- real simple. 328 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,214 You think you have to lie to get a number? 329 00:14:25,214 --> 00:14:29,218 I've been watching you. You do. 330 00:14:29,218 --> 00:14:30,552 Don't you want to prove Audrey wrong? 331 00:14:30,552 --> 00:14:34,515 This is not about proving to Audrey. It's about proving to myself. 332 00:14:34,515 --> 00:14:37,309 Am I past my prime? Have I lost it? 333 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:38,852 Yes and yes. 334 00:14:38,852 --> 00:14:41,939 All right. I'll be with the girls. 335 00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:50,990 I just don't know what to do. 336 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:55,036 I mean neither of us can change what we did before we met. 337 00:14:55,036 --> 00:14:55,536 Yeah. 338 00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:57,788 You know, most people deal with this stuff 339 00:14:57,788 --> 00:14:59,040 before they get engaged. 340 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:03,085 You guys just dove in after seven months. 341 00:15:03,085 --> 00:15:05,587 Are you pregnant? 342 00:15:05,587 --> 00:15:07,673 - No. - It's okay if you are. 343 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:11,135 Just don't tell anyone I gave you wine. 344 00:15:11,135 --> 00:15:12,344 I'm not pregnant. 345 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:15,847 I just don't want our insecurities to mess things up. 346 00:15:15,847 --> 00:15:17,141 I mean, Adam's the one. 347 00:15:17,141 --> 00:15:20,102 And I had to chase him for a while. 348 00:15:20,102 --> 00:15:21,228 [LAUGHS] 349 00:15:21,228 --> 00:15:22,354 Jeff pursued me. 350 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:27,193 'Course I was carrying a three foot party sub at the time so... 351 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:30,446 Did you guys have problems dealing with your past? 352 00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:31,613 Yeah, a little at first. 353 00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:33,699 But the longer you're with someone, 354 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:34,783 the stuff just fades away. 355 00:15:34,783 --> 00:15:38,704 Yeah. I just have to get Adam to see that. 356 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:39,455 Yeah. 357 00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:42,041 I wish we were secure as you and Jeff. 358 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,292 Well, don't get too secure. 359 00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:45,086 Then you start taking your wife for granted 360 00:15:45,086 --> 00:15:48,797 by drooling over some 24 year old right in front of her. 361 00:15:48,797 --> 00:15:55,012 So you sent him to a bar without his wedding ring to hit on young girls. 362 00:15:55,012 --> 00:15:56,973 Yep. [LAUGHS] 363 00:15:56,973 --> 00:15:59,183 Guess you showed him. 364 00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:01,393 I am not worried. 365 00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:03,187 Jeff's a good looking guy. 366 00:16:03,187 --> 00:16:07,483 In a statue on Easter Island kinda way. 367 00:16:07,984 --> 00:16:09,901 Plus, he's kind of a doofus. 368 00:16:09,901 --> 00:16:12,279 He walks around singing Huey Lewis songs. 369 00:16:12,279 --> 00:16:13,655 And the man can't brush his teeth 370 00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:17,118 without putting his other hand down his shorts. 371 00:16:17,618 --> 00:16:19,536 Then as long as he's down at that bar 372 00:16:19,536 --> 00:16:21,038 singing and brushing his teeth, 373 00:16:21,038 --> 00:16:23,749 you have nothing to worry about. 374 00:16:32,299 --> 00:16:35,469 Ten minutes, and she hasn't even maced him. 375 00:16:35,469 --> 00:16:38,347 The old veteran might still have it. 376 00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:39,973 You know who he reminds me of? 377 00:16:39,973 --> 00:16:41,725 The 1977 World Series. 378 00:16:41,725 --> 00:16:44,228 Reggie Jackson hit three home runs. 379 00:16:44,228 --> 00:16:46,147 I was there. 380 00:16:46,147 --> 00:16:47,564 Wow! 381 00:16:47,564 --> 00:16:51,568 Wait a second, you weren't even born then. 382 00:16:52,403 --> 00:16:54,988 You know what, you're right. 383 00:16:54,988 --> 00:16:56,240 You caught me. 384 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,659 It's time to come clean. 385 00:16:58,659 --> 00:17:00,661 I was not there. 386 00:17:01,995 --> 00:17:05,041 So this is your email, your web address, your screen name. 387 00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:07,709 - Have a phone number? - I don't give it out. 388 00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:08,377 I'm sort of private. 389 00:17:08,377 --> 00:17:12,881 But you seem like a nice guy so, okay. 390 00:17:22,224 --> 00:17:23,892 Hi, is this seat taken? 391 00:17:23,892 --> 00:17:25,519 No. 392 00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:27,896 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 393 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,649 Feel like buying a girl a drink? 394 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:31,900 Well, sure. 395 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:35,362 What's a lady like you doing in a place like this? 396 00:17:35,362 --> 00:17:38,074 Oh, I had a fight with my husband. 397 00:17:38,074 --> 00:17:39,533 He was sort of being a jerk. 398 00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:41,827 - Is that right? - Yeah. Yeah. 399 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,538 He met this 24 year old slut-- 400 00:17:44,538 --> 00:17:47,749 We don't know she's a slut. 401 00:17:47,749 --> 00:17:49,293 She's a lifeguard. 402 00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:52,296 Are all lifeguards sluts? 403 00:17:52,296 --> 00:17:54,756 I'm doing a thing. All right. 404 00:17:54,756 --> 00:17:56,592 As I was saying... 405 00:17:56,592 --> 00:18:00,429 My husband carried on about her right in front of me 406 00:18:00,429 --> 00:18:01,680 like I wasn't even there. 407 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,515 It made me feel taken for granted. 408 00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:06,560 Well, my wife thought she was the only one 409 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,355 who could ever find me attractive. 410 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:12,233 It made me feel taken for granted. 411 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,736 She shouldn't have done that. 412 00:18:16,903 --> 00:18:19,531 He shouldn't have either. 413 00:18:26,913 --> 00:18:28,249 Wanna go back to my place? 414 00:18:28,249 --> 00:18:30,834 What kinda girl do you think I am? 415 00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,669 I'm hoping lifeguard. 416 00:18:32,669 --> 00:18:37,758 Well, you know they are the doctors of our beaches. 417 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:42,053 By the way, get anybody's number? 418 00:18:42,053 --> 00:18:45,391 Just yours. 419 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:54,775 Jack and Coke. And a, uh, Cosmo. 420 00:19:05,369 --> 00:19:06,412 Hey. 421 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:06,912 Hey. 422 00:19:06,828 --> 00:19:09,165 Come here, I wanna show you something. 423 00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:10,582 Another box? 424 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:13,419 How much more stuff do you have? 425 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:14,878 No, look, 426 00:19:14,878 --> 00:19:17,298 this box is full of our past, right? 427 00:19:17,298 --> 00:19:18,715 Mmm. Yeah. 428 00:19:18,715 --> 00:19:21,468 And this one's empty. 429 00:19:21,468 --> 00:19:22,636 But... 430 00:19:22,636 --> 00:19:26,640 The seashell we found the first time we went to the beach. 431 00:19:27,391 --> 00:19:31,270 The matches from the restaurant where you proposed. 432 00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:33,897 The bottle of wine I drank tonight 433 00:19:33,897 --> 00:19:36,650 trying to figure this whole thing out. 434 00:19:36,858 --> 00:19:39,445 Whoa, you drank the whole bottle? 435 00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,197 It took a lot of figuring. 436 00:19:41,197 --> 00:19:45,617 My point is that one's as full as it's ever gonna get. 437 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:49,037 But this one, we'll be adding to for the rest of our lives. 438 00:19:49,037 --> 00:19:51,081 And before we know it, it'll be so full 439 00:19:51,081 --> 00:19:53,792 that that one, will seem like nothing. 440 00:19:56,127 --> 00:19:57,796 You're the best. 441 00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:04,261 And one brand new spatula. 442 00:20:05,221 --> 00:20:10,434 What do you say we go make up in our big queen sized bed? 443 00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:12,561 [GASPS] The Sonia Bed. 444 00:20:12,561 --> 00:20:17,483 What do you say we stop calling it the Sonia Bed? 445 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,401 Yeah, uh, gotcha. 446 00:20:24,531 --> 00:20:26,492 [SIGHS] 447 00:20:32,248 --> 00:20:35,166 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 448 00:20:37,461 --> 00:20:40,922 Wow, is that really how you dance? 449 00:20:42,299 --> 00:20:42,841 No. 450 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:49,139 That's just a fake old guy dance I do as a joke. 451 00:20:50,181 --> 00:20:51,224 Wait a second. 452 00:20:51,224 --> 00:20:53,310 You're not really 27, are you? 453 00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:56,480 You know what, you caught me. 454 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,774 It's time to come clean. 455 00:20:58,774 --> 00:21:01,026 I really dance like this.