1 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:16,933 Hey. 2 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:17,642 Hey, Russell. 3 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:19,436 Sorry I'm late. I had a thing. 4 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,270 Yeah, I figured. 5 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,896 I ordered you a burger. 6 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:22,939 Oh, you ordered for me? 7 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:24,857 Great. Why don't we just make out? 8 00:00:24,857 --> 00:00:28,695 Because I don't know where you've been. 9 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:31,656 But I've got some news. 10 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:33,491 I moved in with Jennifer. 11 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:35,618 Why? When you lost your sublet, 12 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:37,370 I said you could stay on my couch. 13 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,456 Might wanna flip the cushions first. 14 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:42,459 Yeah, this thing with Jennifer isn't temporary, 15 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:46,088 because last night, I proposed to her. 16 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:48,005 It gets worse! 17 00:00:48,005 --> 00:00:50,758 What are you, the dumbest idiot in the world? 18 00:00:50,758 --> 00:00:52,344 Thanks for sharing my happiness. 19 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,054 You've only known her seven months. 20 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,473 You know what-- make sure the baby's yours. 21 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,391 Make her take a paternity test. 22 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,518 She's not pregnant. 23 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:02,604 Oh, shootin' blanks? 24 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:06,358 No, no, I proposed because I love her. 25 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,651 That's so gay. 26 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:10,987 Being in love with a woman is gay. 27 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:14,449 No, but saying it out loud to another guy is. 28 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,744 Look, there's no wedding date, no plans, no pressure. 29 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,787 I didn't even get her a ring yet, man. 30 00:01:19,787 --> 00:01:21,248 I've got the best of all worlds. 31 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,375 There's only one world, and I have the best of it. 32 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,001 I do what I want, I date who I want, 33 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:28,838 and I sleep with whoever will let me. 34 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:30,965 Look, I've had all that. 35 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:32,759 Okay, now I'm done. 36 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:33,718 Jennifer's the one. 37 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,720 I think you're making a huge mistake. 38 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,347 Lockin' it down with one chick 39 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,931 is a horrible, horrible-- Hey! 40 00:01:38,931 --> 00:01:41,309 There's Little Miss Sunshine. 41 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:42,394 Hey, guys. 42 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:45,355 Mwah. So did he tell you he proposed? 43 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,981 Yeah, he did. 44 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:50,026 Oh, uh, hooray! 45 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:51,861 It's great news. 46 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:57,742 ♪♪ How many ways to say I love you ♪♪ 47 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:03,831 ♪♪ How many ways to say that I'm not scared ♪♪ 48 00:02:03,831 --> 00:02:06,668 ♪♪ With you by my side ♪♪ 49 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,129 ♪♪ There is no denyin' ♪♪ 50 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:13,258 ♪♪ I can't wait for me and you ♪♪ 51 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,804 [♪♪♪♪♪♪] 52 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:20,097 Hey, Jeff. 53 00:02:20,097 --> 00:02:22,392 Audrey, did you write a check? 54 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:23,560 Yeah, I did. 55 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,646 Well, you didn't put it in the thing. 56 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,192 Now it's all... 57 00:02:34,111 --> 00:02:35,447 Whatever. 58 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:39,116 It was for the exterminator that was here last week. 59 00:02:39,116 --> 00:02:40,577 It was, like, $60-ish... 60 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:41,369 Sixty-ish. 61 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:45,165 Well, great. Now we'll just put that in here. 62 00:02:45,998 --> 00:02:50,253 There, now the checkbook is totally balanced-ish. 63 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:53,506 [LAUGHING] You and that checkbook. 64 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,382 Hey, look, we got invited 65 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:57,427 to a really cool art opening on Saturday night. 66 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,512 Yay, art. 67 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,138 They'll have an open bar. 68 00:03:01,138 --> 00:03:03,850 I won't go there for that reason. 69 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:07,645 Let's go invite Adam and Jennifer to go with us. 70 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:08,938 When's Adam movin' in? 71 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,815 Honey, he moved in a couple days ago. 72 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:11,941 I told you... you don't listen 73 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:16,613 - to anything I say, do ya? - I got a lot on my mind. 74 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:22,076 Uh, what did Derek Jeter bat last season? 75 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:23,578 .309. 76 00:03:24,912 --> 00:03:27,081 It's important. 77 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:27,790 Uh. 78 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,667 We don't have any couple friends. 79 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,544 Jennifer's like a little sister, 80 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:32,795 and you like Adam, right? 81 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:34,589 He's a good hang. 82 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,424 So right there, there's a couple 83 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,926 in our building that we don't hate. 84 00:03:38,926 --> 00:03:40,845 Yet. 85 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:41,804 Honey, come on. 86 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:43,180 They're just starting out. 87 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:44,974 We need to set a good example. 88 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:47,602 - Okay, big guy? - Fine. 89 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:48,436 Thank you. 90 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:50,855 Oh, hey, is this right? 91 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:53,650 $85 for skin cream? 92 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:56,694 Oh! This stuff is amazing. 93 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:58,195 This is it. 94 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:02,534 $85 for that tiny jar? 95 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,453 What's in it, $80? 96 00:04:05,953 --> 00:04:10,207 Look, you spent $109 on a robot dog. 97 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:13,795 There's no need to bring Gizmo into this. 98 00:04:14,211 --> 00:04:17,173 He's programmed for love. 99 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:21,803 You know what I'm gonna do? 100 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:24,221 I'm gonna set up Russell with my friend Karen. 101 00:04:24,221 --> 00:04:27,392 Why? What'd she do to you? 102 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:29,936 I know he has commitment issues, 103 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:30,895 but he's not a bad guy. 104 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:32,814 He just needs the right woman to fix him. 105 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,858 I think he needs the right veterinarian to fix him, 106 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:37,902 but go ahead, take a shot. 107 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,613 What's this? 108 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:41,406 What? 109 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,991 Is this a wedding gift registry? 110 00:04:43,991 --> 00:04:46,328 I mean, we just got engaged, there's no wedding plans, 111 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:49,372 and you're already pickin' out gifts? 112 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,540 I did it just for fun. 113 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,749 I'm excited, aren't you? 114 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:56,463 Mm, of course, just not asparagus-steamer excited. 115 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,423 Look, we're in no rush to get married. 116 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,467 Let's not worry about it now, okay? 117 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,927 - Okay. - [KNOCKING] 118 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:08,641 Oh, a cake plate. 119 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,519 Cake is fun. 120 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,521 - Hey, you! - Hey, how are ya? 121 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:16,691 Oh, Adam, we are so excited you're engaged. 122 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:17,525 You're living together! 123 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:21,988 So you guys going Dutch on the rent, or what? 124 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,492 Anyway, we wanted to know if you guys want 125 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,744 to go with us to an art opening on Saturday night. 126 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,912 - Open bar. - Sweet. 127 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:32,164 Sounds fun. What are you gonna wear? 128 00:05:32,164 --> 00:05:34,417 I'll probably buy something new. 129 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:35,167 Of course. 130 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:37,420 I want you to take a look at the new shoes I just bought. 131 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,046 I'm wondering if they're too slutty. 132 00:05:39,046 --> 00:05:40,715 - Are they clear? - No. 133 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:42,967 Then they're not too slutty. 134 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:47,304 Oh, well, you've got a stain right there. 135 00:05:47,304 --> 00:05:48,390 Oh, come on! 136 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,307 I got it from Audrey's stupid bicycle. 137 00:05:50,307 --> 00:05:54,979 She's never used it. It's been hanging in our hallway for two years. 138 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:56,898 Whoa, cool Mets stuff. 139 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,775 Thanks. I wanna hang it in here, 140 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,027 but Jennifer wants me to put it in my office. 141 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,987 We'll figure out a compromise, right? 142 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:05,532 Oh, yeah, Audrey and I compromise all the time, 143 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,492 like when we got our first apartment, 144 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,451 she wanted to get a cat. 145 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:10,369 And I didn't want to get a cat, 146 00:06:10,369 --> 00:06:14,206 so we compromised and got a cat. 147 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,834 [LAUGHING] That's too bad, 148 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:18,628 but it's not gonna happen to me. 149 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,713 Jennifer's allergic to cats. 150 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,924 So am I. 151 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,761 Well, then, why'd you let Audrey get her way? 152 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:30,640 You have a biology textbook around here? 153 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,894 Look, we're gonna find a place for all my stuff, 154 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,063 and I'll get settled in. 155 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,482 [SIGHING] You know, I think marriage 156 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,233 is gonna be really great. 157 00:06:41,233 --> 00:06:43,736 Based on what? 158 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,237 Look. 159 00:06:45,237 --> 00:06:46,781 Look at this. 160 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:50,159 Jennifer wants a cake plate for our wedding. 161 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:52,369 There is going to be cake. 162 00:06:52,369 --> 00:06:53,871 Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, 163 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:57,208 but there's not gonna be any cake. 164 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,043 What do you mean? 165 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,169 Well, I mean... 166 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:04,131 there's not gonna be any cake. 167 00:07:04,131 --> 00:07:05,758 No, no, look. 168 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,802 She signed up for a cake plate, 169 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,428 so there's got to be cake. 170 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:12,056 We have a cake plate, 12 years. 171 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:13,891 No cake. 172 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,309 How can that be? 173 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:15,935 I don't know. 174 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,562 We've also got a juicer, no juice; 175 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:20,982 a waffle maker, no waffles; quesadilla maker... 176 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,442 Uh, yeah, I like... 177 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,735 No, señor. 178 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:28,615 Well, that-- that doesn't make any sense. 179 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,700 I know. Welcome aboard. 180 00:07:31,408 --> 00:07:32,076 No, no, no, no, look! 181 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:35,079 I don't wanna be trapped in a cakeless marriage! 182 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:37,540 Again, welcome aboard. 183 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,127 There has to be cake. 184 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:44,171 There will be cake. 185 00:07:44,171 --> 00:07:46,633 [♪♪♪♪♪♪] 186 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:50,928 Hey, hon. 187 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:51,638 [CLOSES DOOR] 188 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,180 What are you doin' now? 189 00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:54,932 Well, our place is too cluttered, 190 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:56,601 so I want to get rid of some stuff. 191 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,394 We can probably sell this for money, 192 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:03,107 buy yourself a thimble-full of that face cream. 193 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,860 My bicycle? No. 194 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:06,736 Absolutely not. Put it back. 195 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:10,031 - You haven't used it in two years. - I'm gonna use it. 196 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,824 You always say that, but you never do. 197 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:13,826 Jeff, if you sell my bicycle, 198 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,746 you will never see me naked ever again. 199 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,874 Oh, and the birthday deal? That will be off. 200 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,834 With or without you, 201 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:25,630 the deal will proceed forward. 202 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:30,635 Okay, what brought this on, huh? 203 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:31,385 Well, Adam was telling me 204 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:33,805 how Jennifer won't let him hang his Mets thing up, 205 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:36,182 - and dumb wedding gifts... - Jeff, Jeff! 206 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,517 I told you not to be a bad example! 207 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,686 Your bike's in the way. I bump into it all the time. 208 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,313 Well, maybe if you hadn't sold your bike two years ago, 209 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:45,191 we'd still be riding together, you'd be skinnier, 210 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,359 and you wouldn't be bumping into it. 211 00:08:47,359 --> 00:08:48,778 I get plenty of exercise. 212 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:52,073 Last Saturday, I went 9 for 17 in softball. 213 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:53,908 That's a lot of running. 214 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,284 Yeah, and how many beers 215 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:57,369 did you have after the game, huh? 216 00:08:57,369 --> 00:08:58,412 Nine or 17? 217 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:01,123 I had maybe four... 218 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:03,626 and then three lite ones... 219 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,712 so five. 220 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:09,173 What does any of this have to do with your bicycle? 221 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,217 Figure it out, Jeff. 222 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,760 Give me a clue. 223 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:19,559 Was that the clue? 224 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:25,314 Hey. Grocery delivery boy is here. 225 00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:31,362 Who am I, the lonely housewife with no money to pay you? 226 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,321 Mm, I like that game, 227 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:34,866 but no, I actually bought groceries. 228 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:38,786 I got flour, sugar, eggs, butter, vanilla, 229 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,496 and this frosting was on sale. 230 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:44,541 Just gonna put it all right by this mixing bowl. 231 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:48,462 Are you gonna make a cake? 232 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:51,674 No. No, I thought you'd like to make it. 233 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,175 Get a head start on married life. 234 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:55,344 I'm watching the game, I'm drinking a beer... 235 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:58,430 you're baking the cake, the dog brings me my slippers. 236 00:09:58,430 --> 00:10:01,643 In your version of marriage, am I allowed to vote? 237 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:05,605 Yeah, honey, you can vote while the cake is baking. 238 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,274 Adam, I don't really bake, 239 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,901 and I haven't planned on starting. 240 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,444 Well then, why'd you sign up for a cake plate 241 00:10:12,444 --> 00:10:13,946 on the wedding gift thing? 242 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,323 I don't know, I just... 243 00:10:16,323 --> 00:10:17,784 What's going on? 244 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:18,826 Well, honey, things are 245 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,119 happening pretty quickly here, 246 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,246 and I thought that I'd have my same nice life, 247 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:24,666 except you'd be in it, which would make it better. 248 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,792 But now I can't put my Mets thing up, 249 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,628 and I don't know where my stuff's gonna go, 250 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,837 and I don't want a cat. 251 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,714 I'm allergic to cats. 252 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,424 Yeah, so's Jeff. 253 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,843 Adam, I don't know what's happening here, 254 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:38,680 but shouldn't you have thought about all this 255 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,263 before you proposed? 256 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:42,224 I wasn't thinking when I proposed. 257 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:44,060 I just did it. 258 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,478 Is that right? 259 00:10:46,478 --> 00:10:50,149 Well, you're obviously thinking now. 260 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,777 Are you sure you wanna get married? 261 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,113 Yes, I'm sure. 262 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,244 Should I follow you? 263 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:03,412 [DOOR SLAMS] 264 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,247 [♪♪♪♪♪♪] 265 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:11,253 [♪♪♪♪♪♪] 266 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:13,255 So, what, you moved to New York 267 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,382 from Ohio to become an actress? 268 00:11:15,382 --> 00:11:16,425 Uh-huh. 269 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,551 Wow, that is a great plan. 270 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:20,722 I'm surprised more girls don't do that. 271 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:22,598 You know, you smell nice. 272 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,142 And this shirt-- what is it, cotton or rayon? 273 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,143 It's so soft. 274 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,980 Oh, wait, that's your skin. 275 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,483 I should get back to work. 276 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,110 Let's talk later. 277 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:34,651 Oh, we will. 278 00:11:34,651 --> 00:11:37,864 I wanna hear all about Ohio... 279 00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:42,201 You always have to touch them. 280 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,619 I'd be stupid not to. 281 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,329 A touch says "If you didn't think 282 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:48,457 I wanted to have sex with you, I do." 283 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:51,127 You're here to meet Jennifer's friend Karen, 284 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,129 so why even touch the ditzy waitress? 285 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:53,963 Look, you're just jealous 286 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,548 'cause your hitting-on- ditzy-waitress days are over. 287 00:11:56,548 --> 00:12:01,053 They might not be. Jennifer thinks I'm unsure about getting married. 288 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,097 Well, are you sure? 289 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:04,640 Yeah, I am. 290 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:08,394 - Ooh, ya paused. - I know, I keep doing that. 291 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,979 Oh, check it out. 292 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:17,820 [LIKE CAVEMAN] Mongo like art. 293 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,784 Oh, here he comes. I like Jeff. He's huge. 294 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,538 Hey, Russell, I saw you talking to that waitress. 295 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:32,126 If anything happens there, I'd appreciate some details. 296 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:32,877 No problem. If you want, 297 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:36,130 I'll set up a camera and make you a tape. 298 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:37,840 [GIGGLING] 299 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,928 Yeah, it'd be funny if he was kidding. 300 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,263 Hey, you don't need Russell's stories. 301 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,808 I bet the love life with Audrey's still good. 302 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,725 Actually, we've sort of wrapped up 303 00:12:48,725 --> 00:12:50,269 the sex portion of the marriage. 304 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,605 It's...been replaced by Letterman. 305 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,067 Ouch. 306 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,735 How many times a week-- four, five? 307 00:12:58,735 --> 00:13:00,487 - Five. - [APPROVES] 308 00:13:00,487 --> 00:13:03,532 You're talking about Letterman, right? 309 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,331 So, does Jeff at least get why you're so upset 310 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,707 about him wanting to sell your bike yet? 311 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:14,085 No, he doesn't get that it's something 312 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:14,961 we used to do together. 313 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,295 I'm not gonna explain it to him. 314 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,965 He's gonna have to figure it out himself. 315 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,513 That may take a while. 316 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,809 Adam, getting engaged is the right decision. 317 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,311 How long can you prowl around bars, 318 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,481 slinging pick-up lines and havin' emotionless sex? 319 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,942 I'll let you know. 320 00:13:39,776 --> 00:13:42,029 I'm just saying, you wrestle enough bears, 321 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,447 eventually you're gonna get bitten. 322 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,699 Yeah, I wrestled a few bears in my day. 323 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:49,370 Yeah. Wait, what are bears, fat chicks? 324 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,583 But the thing is, you know, I had a lot of fun being single. 325 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,792 I guess my question is 326 00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:57,628 how do you know when you're done? 327 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,964 Well, look, when you find the right bear-- 328 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:00,797 What is it with bears? 329 00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:03,885 Were you raised by bears or something? 330 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,512 You know, guys, as helpful as this is, 331 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,222 I'm goin' to the bar. 332 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:08,973 Good, good. 333 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,808 You keep drinkin' till you're happy. 334 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:15,187 Actually, that's good advice. I'll take it. 335 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:21,235 So, have you figured out why I'm so upset? 336 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,489 I have some theories. 337 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,578 How 'bout this urn, huh? 338 00:14:31,578 --> 00:14:34,540 It's blowin' me away. 339 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,881 Hey, Russell. 340 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:43,757 This is my friend Karen. 341 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,009 Karen, Russell. 342 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,218 Hey, nice to meet you. 343 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,344 Nice to meet you. 344 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,595 May I take your coat? 345 00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:50,932 Are you gonna give it back? 346 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,808 If it doesn't fit. 347 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,857 Hi. 348 00:15:00,857 --> 00:15:01,650 Hi. 349 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:02,776 I'm Sarah. 350 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,819 I'm Adam. 351 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,447 That's a really nice jacket, Adam. 352 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,823 Thanks. 353 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,118 Oh. 354 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:13,745 Hey. 355 00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:14,288 Oh, hey. 356 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,539 Um, I saw you talkin' to Audrey. 357 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:18,709 She's still pretty made about that bicycle thing, 358 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,543 so you could help me out. 359 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:22,338 Audrey wants you to figure it out for yourself. 360 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,173 Not gonna happen. 361 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:25,716 That's hot. 362 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,344 I didn't know nurses had business cards. 363 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,429 I started med school, but took a break. 364 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,015 My dream is to become a pediatric surgeon. 365 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:37,061 You dream of operating on people's feet? 366 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,521 No, that's a podiatrist. 367 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:40,856 A pediatric surgeon-- 368 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:44,485 - Uh. Ah... - Ah, you're joking. 369 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,070 Are you ever serious? 370 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:49,573 Tried it once. Wasn't funny. 371 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,616 Too bad. 372 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,828 I think serious can be very sexy. 373 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,082 Seriously? 374 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,419 And all my friends were always telling me, 375 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:05,797 "Sarah, the most interesting things always happen to you. 376 00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:06,882 You should write a book." 377 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,385 So, long story short, ta-da! 378 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,677 I'm writing it. It's fiction. 379 00:16:10,677 --> 00:16:14,848 I've just changed the names to protect the guilty. 380 00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:16,183 Good idea. 381 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,227 It's sort of Catcher in the Rye 382 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,020 meets Sex in the City. 383 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,272 I mean, I watch that show, and I think, 384 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:22,814 "I am so Carrie!" 385 00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:26,485 It's like her life is my life is my life... 386 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,862 [♪♪♪♪♪♪] 387 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,870 ...is that there are eight million people, 388 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,289 but it's so hard 389 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,374 to meet the perfect person! 390 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,793 Yeah, it is. 391 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,211 Excuse me. 392 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,763 This looks like it symbolizes 393 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,016 inner turmoil and a sense of loss 394 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,350 and confusion. 395 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,768 What do you think? 396 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,022 I think a monkey got into the paint. 397 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,608 Look, I'm sorry I got so crazy. 398 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,360 I guess I'm just a little scared. 399 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,279 Yeah, well, I'm scared, too. 400 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,613 Why are you scared? 401 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,740 Because we did this pretty quickly, 402 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:16,910 and we don't seem to be seeing things the same way. 403 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,746 We will, we will. We just need time. 404 00:17:19,746 --> 00:17:21,332 Are you sure? 405 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,417 Excuse me. 406 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,169 What do you see in this picture? 407 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:29,673 I see a boat on the Hudson River 408 00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:32,051 on a summer day. 409 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:36,513 Yes, a boat on the Hudson. 410 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,390 Thanks. 411 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,851 Yeah, we'll be fine. 412 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:46,898 All you do is repeat what I say. 413 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,568 Have you had an original thought 414 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,445 in the last 40 years? 415 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:55,782 And the hearing aid goes off. 416 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:59,995 Don't you walk away from me, you son of a bitch! 417 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,668 [♪♪♪♪♪♪] 418 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,381 Hey, take a look. 419 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,383 A bicycle web site? 420 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,718 Jeff, I told you, you're not selling my bike. 421 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,678 I know I'm not-- I'm getting one 422 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,264 for myself, so that we can ride 423 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,475 through Central Park together like we used to. 424 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,895 - Really? - Yeah. 425 00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:29,733 Uh, after softball. 426 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:34,280 And not on Sunday during football season. 427 00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:45,541 Ah, that was nice. 428 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,751 You know, I'm glad I went. 429 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,671 I'm glad you did, too. 430 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,757 Hey, is it all right if I sleep over? 431 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,717 Here? 432 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:56,718 Uh, sure. 433 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,054 Great, because my apartment is really tiny, 434 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,514 and my roommate's kind of a jerk. 435 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,808 It's like she puts all her food on one shelf 436 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,476 of the fridge and tells me not to touch it, 437 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,562 and I'm like-- I'm gonna get some water-- 438 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,022 and I'm like, fine, because I bring home 439 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,650 really great food from some of my catering jobs, 440 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,818 and I don't let her have any. 441 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,196 It's not like I want any of her food, anyway. 442 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,239 I mean, she eats all this organic stuff 443 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,865 and last week she became a vegan. 444 00:19:18,865 --> 00:19:20,116 I don't even know what that is, 445 00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:22,619 because I grew up in Cleveland and we ate hotdogs. 446 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,079 But I think she eats some of my food, anyway, 447 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,832 because last week I brought all these giant shrimp home, 448 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,335 and I counted 'em before I put 'em in the fridge, 449 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,171 and the next day, two were gone. 450 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:36,300 Wait, did you just drink water and never stop talking? 451 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,262 Oh, yeah, I guess I did. 452 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,888 You wanna do it again? 453 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,520 Yes, I do. 454 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,400 Wow. 455 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,361 I just kept going, didn't I? 456 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,613 Thank you, open bar! 457 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:03,327 Hey, you wanna do it again? 458 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,497 [SNORTS] 459 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,832 Again. 460 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,126 Remember that? 461 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,257 Oh, yeah, that's so good. 462 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,049 Oh, let me just lick that. 463 00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:20,051 There you go. 464 00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:21,094 Mmm. 465 00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,263 Delicious cake. 466 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,430 [LAUGHING] 467 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,182 Now that we're done with the cake, 468 00:20:26,182 --> 00:20:29,060 we can have dessert. 469 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,231 Actually, I'm really tired. 470 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,815 Okay if we wait till tomorrow? 471 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:37,736 It already is tomorrow under these sheets. 472 00:20:37,944 --> 00:20:40,572 Come on, I'll make it worth your while. 473 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,907 All right, fine. 474 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:45,076 We have the rest of our lives to do this. 475 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,997 I think we're gonna be really happy. 476 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,541 Me too. 477 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,584 Here. 478 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,670 You can watch Letterman. 479 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:59,007 [BAND PLAYS] 480 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,885 Letterman? 481 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:05,138 [♪♪♪♪♪♪]