(gentle music)
(chimes ringing)
(gasps)
(suspenseful music) - Hello.
Is anybody here?
- [Mysterious Man] Just you and I, my dear.
(energy crackling) - Whoa!
(dramatic music)
- I don't think they have anything
in your size here, Zodiac Master.
- I'm not looking for a shirt today.
But I will take your tiger power band.
(energy crackling)
(shouting)
(energy crackling) (grunts)
- [Narrator] Twins, both destined for greatness.
But only one can wear the golden power band of the dragons.
Only one may use its power
to battle the forces of darkest evil.
The other must decide which path she will take.
(dramatic music)
Only one, the chosen one, can be
the new Golden Dragon.
(percussion music)
- Your suffering will be over soon.
- While yours is just beginning.
(shouts)
- Do you really believe
that you can do any better against me than she did?
- What say you and I do a little dance?
I'll lead.
- I beg your pardon.
(battle shouts)
- Uh, excuse me.
What are you doing?
- I'm trying to sound like Wang Lee.
- Who?
- Come, you know.
He's this actor who...
Look, I'll explain later.
(shouts) (dramatic music)
Yo, Xuan, you want to take the next one?
Xuan Chi?
- Sorry, brother.
Monkey boy is tied up right now.
- Ling!
Let him go!
- Glad to.
- Get me out of here.
- But they're helpless.
We can take the tiger band and--
- Do as you're told, now!
- [Xuan] Good catch.
- How are you doing?
- I am again at one with the universe.
My shoulder hurts like crazy.
- I know what you mean.
His sister nearly crushed me like a coconut.
(zapping) Whoa!
- Hey, she's not herself lately.
- Which reminds me,
what were you doing there in the shop?
All those silly noises,
asking Zodiac Master if he wants to dance.
- It's like I said, I was imitating Wang Lee.
- Never heard of him.
- Everybody knows Wang Lee.
Tell me you didn't see Angry Blood,
or Fists of Thunder.
Come on, Tooth and Nails?
- Ang, buddy, when you live in a jungle,
you don't get out to the movies much.
- So, what's so great about this guy?
- Oh man, Wang Lee is just so...
So...
I mean, he's cool!
I mean, the way he fights, the way he talks.
- The way he dances?
- Xuan, he doesn't dance.
It's just...
It's just something he says, like,
"Hasta la vista, baby."
- He's Spanish?
- No, he's not!
Whoa, I just remembered.
Wang Lee is making a new film.
- So?
- So they're shooting today in downtown Hong Kong.
And we've got to go.
- Thanks, but I'll stay here.
My last trip downtown was exciting enough.
- This is gonna be great.
- [Zodiac Master] What does dancing have to do with it?
- [Ling] Nothing.
It's just something he says.
- Are you saying that your brother was mimicking some actor
whilst fighting me, the Zodiac Master?
How ludicrous.
- Especially since he almost beat you.
- I don't understand this culture's
obsession with entertainers.
If you ask me, they all deserve a good flogging.
- Sounds like a new kind of reality TV show.
- Still,
your brother's childish interest in this Wang Lee person
could provide us with a golden opportunity.
- Can you see Wang Lee?
(battle shouts)
- Okay then.
What say you and I...
What say you and I-- - Cut!
(sighs)
Excuse me, Wang Lee, but the line is,
"What say you and I do a little dance?
"I'll lead."
- I know.
I've only said it a million times.
- Of course you have, I just--
- You just what?
Call yourself a director? (laughs)
You couldn't direct traffic on a one-way street.
Bah!
- Whatcha gonna do?
- Phone the producer
so he can fire you.
- Okay, everyone.
Take five.
- Hello.
Get me Raymond.
I don't care.
Tell him it's Wang Lee,
and I want him to fire the director.
Yes, again!
(knocking) Go away!
Whoa!
- Hey, that actor looks just like the Zodiac Master.
(laughs) - Yeah.
- Now that's entertainment.
- It is the Zodiac Master!
And he's kidnapping Wang Lee!
(menacing laughter) Empower the dragon!
(yells)
(groaning)
- Relax, big shot.
I gotcha.
(energy blasting)
- Get away from him, Ling. - Make me.
(energy blasting)
- Roll camera, hurry!
Aw, fantastic!
Incredible!
(energy crackling) (screaming)
- Can we go now?
- What are you?
And who's the monkey?
- I'll explain later.
(energy blasting)
- They're gone,
and they've taken Wang Lee with them.
(frustrated yelling)
- Patience, Shadow Dragon.
This only proves how useful Wang Lee will be
when we use him to destroy your brother.
- [Wang Lee] Let me go!
Who are you?
- I can't believe you brought him here
to the dojo.
It's the first place Zodiac Master will look.
- No, no, no, no, that's the beauty of it.
Zodiac Master won't look here because it's too obvious.
- Who is Zodiac Master?!
(muffled cries)
- Will you forget Zodiac Master?
I'm more worried about what Master Chin will say
when he finds out you brought a stranger here to the dojo.
He'll be furious.
- I'm not afraid of Master Chin.
- Golden Dragon.
Is that you?
(grunts)
Did you say something, Golden Dragon?
- Me? Oh, no.
(clears throat) No, no, nope.
- Young people are so strange.
- Hello, get me the police. (gasps)
- Ooh, nice phone.
Mine.
- Give that back.
- No, no police. (whimpers)
And no phone calls.
- Are you going to hurt me?
- No.
We're trying to help you.
Look, my name is Ang.
I'm the Golden Dragon.
The guy who tried to grab you is the Zodiac Master,
and the girl with him is my sister, Ling,
who used to be nice, but now she's the Shadow Dragon.
And this is Xuan Chi, the monkey guardian,
and Beingal, the tiger guardian.
- Hello. - Hi.
- We all have really cool powers,
which is good, but also bad,
because if the Zodiac Master
gets hold of the 12 power bands,
he'll control the world!
See?
- That is the dumbest story I ever heard.
- Would it help if I said I'm a big fan?
- No!
- Listen, Wang Lee.
All you have to do is stay here until we figure out
how to get Zodiac Master to forget about you.
- And what happens if I leave?
- Then Zodiac Master will find you
and snap you in two like a twig.
- Huh?
Can I have my phone back?
- [All] No!
(mood music)
(laughs)
(crashing)
- Ridiculous.
Master Chin would never let Ang
hide Wang Lee at the dojo.
- Assuming he knows about it.
- Master Chin and I share this much in common.
We are not easily fooled.
- If you say so.
(phone beeping)
- What are you doing?
- Tapping into the Hong Kong telecommunications grid.
Ang and I took a class on advanced telecom technology.
If Wang Lee is still in the city, I'll find him.
- Excellent.
- You're welcome.
(calm music)
(grunts) (shushing)
- What do you mean you can't find him?
- I told you,
he has to operate some kind of electronic device,
use a credit card, make a phone call.
- Huh? (phone beeping)
(grunting)
- Well?
- Wang Lee's cellphone just came on.
- It seems your studies have paid off.
(phone ringing)
Wang Lee?
Is that you? - Yes.
Yeah, who is this?
Raymond?
- Yes, it's Raymond.
Where are you?
- Some old school on a hill.
I'm being held here by crazy people.
- Get into an open space.
I'll pick you up.
- Told you.
- Rough day, huh?
- Wang Lee is nothing like I thought he'd be.
- [Xuan] Uh, you thought he'd be taller?
- No, not that.
It's just, in all his movies,
Wang Lee is brave and honest and kind.
You know, somebody you can respect.
Only now that I see he's
nothing like the characters he plays.
He's a coward.
I mean, did you see the way he acted
when Zodiac Master was after him?
And even worse, he's so mean and conceited.
- Ang, reality can be a hard ride,
but it's the only bus on the road. (laughs)
- Come on, that's a line from one of Wang Lee's movies.
- It doesn't make it wrong.
- Ang! (gasps)
- Beingal, what is it?
- Wang Lee is gone.
(gasps)
(dramatic music) - What are you doing?
- I'm getting out of here.
My producer's gonna pick me up in a helicopter.
(lightning crackling)
That is not a helicopter.
- Wang Lee! Run!
- Empower the-- (grunts)
(grunts)
(crying)
This can't get any worse.
- Oh yes, it can.
Look.
- So, I figured it was my job to protect him,
only, I didn't.
- No, you didn't.
- Told you he'd be angry.
- Xuan, don't help.
- Of course, I knew of Wang Lee's presence here
from the beginning.
- You did?
- This dojo is my home.
It speaks to me and holds no secrets.
- Huh, the building talks?
(shushing)
- Bringing him here was unwise.
But hiding the truth was much more serious.
- I'm sorry, Master Chin.
I messed up.
- But now, let us put our energies into saving Wang Lee.
After all, I love a good fight as much as the next guy.
- That's a line from Tooth and Nails.
- Yes, I watch Wang Lee's movies too, you know.
They are quite amusing.
- So, movie star.
How does it feel to be reduced to the role
of bait?
- If you think you can use me to get to that Ang kid,
you're wrong.
- Hey, I know my own brother, okay?
He's your biggest fan.
- Not anymore.
He said I'm conceited and a coward,
and he's right.
I doubt if he cares if I live or die.
- Is that so?
Well, perhaps we'll have a chance
to test your little thesis.
(phone beeping)
- We've got company.
- What?
- Not only Ang, but it looks like Beingal, monkey boy,
and Master Chin himself
coming right at us.
- Impossible.
This location is secret.
How could they find us?
Unless...
- Wang Lee!
(dramatic music)
(yelling)
(explosives blasting)
(energy blasting)
- I grow tired of your little sideshow.
- Then maybe it's time to start the main event.
- How did you find us?
- Same way you found Wang Lee.
We traced the GPS signal from his cellphone.
- Duh.
We took the same class.
- And now we shall continue your education,
my wayward student.
(dramatic music)
(battle shouts)
- What say you and I do a little dance?
I'll lead.
- Spare me your cliches, mortal.
You're out of your league.
- Better out of my league
than out of your mind.
(grunting)
- Two against one?
What happened to your sense of fair play, Beingal?
- She's right.
Xuan Chi?
- Yeah, come on, lady, huh? Come on.
Show us what you got, huh?
(shouts)
(energy crackling)
(blasting)
- Ow!
(yells)
(solemn music)
- So, how about a lift?
- It would be my pleasure.
From now on, leave Wang Lee alone.
- Because we know where you live.
(laughs)
(frustrated yell)
- It's been a real kick meeting you, Wang Lee.
Thanks.
- No, thank you.
Guess I needed someone to remind me
what my fans expect of me.
And from now on, I try to live up to that.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
- Oh, Wang Lee!
You're safe!
You're back!
- Well, of course, I'm back,
and looking forward to working with you, my old friend.
- Huh?
(dramatic music)