- [Beingal] Ling, you really think it's okay
to leave the temple unguarded?
- Listen, Beingal, I've been living
in San Francisco for how long now?
And I haven't gotten past the moo shu joint across
the street so this girl is going shopping.
- But with Master Chin and Ang off in Hong Kong,
we really need to be on guard.
- Man, you have got to learn how to chill.
- Sounds like good advice to me.
- K Ho!
So you really gotta knock before using
your power band to pop in on two unsuspecting females.
(laughs)
- Where's the fun in that?
Anyway, thought I'd give you a break.
Play temple guard dog while you two ladies cruise the town.
- Forget that, we're all going.
Come on, my band will glow if anyone tries
to mess with the temple.
K Ho can zap back here before you could howl for help.
- But shouldn't we wait to hear if they found
the monkey power band at the museum in Hong Kong?
(hushes)
- Banana breath doesn't know.
Master Chin figured Xuan Chi would go totally ape
if he knew they had a lead on his band.
(monkey babbling)
Now look what you've done.
Come on, let's run for it.
No, not fair.
- What's happening?
- I'm not sure, but something's up with Ang.
This only happens when one of us is in big time danger.
(dramatic music)
(tires screeching)
(sirens wailing)
- Look, someone's busted into the museum.
I'd better power up.
- No, it is already too late.
- What?
But how could the emperor have found out so fast?
He has no connection to Xuan Chi's band.
- Not to the monkey guardian's power band but--
- [Ang] The shadow band.
- [Officer] This is the police, you are totally surrounded.
Give up now or we will open fire.
- Yin Wi.
I've got to stop her.
- No, my young dragon, I cannot permit you
to try such a feat alone.
- Come on, Master Chin, I don't need Ling to kick that rat.
- This is your last chance.
(laughs)
- Yours, too.
- It will take at very least double Golden Dragons
to defeat the Emperor's newest ally, the Shadow Ape.
(growling)
(thudding)
- Look out!
- Hey, golden boy, now we both have pet monkeys.
Except mine is gonna make toe jam out of yours.
- I can't believe you want me to back down.
- Far too many innocents will be harmed
if you dare to face them here and now
including one very brave, but foolish, young dragon.
- Tuck that dragon tail and run, golden chicken.
- [Beingal] It stopped glowing.
- Whatever danger Ang was in must have passed
which means shopping.
- Ling, wait.
- What now?
- Where's Xuan Chi?
- Who knows, who cares?
- Oh come on, you saw how upset he was.
- Yeah, well me too.
I may be a temple guardian but I need
a break once in awhile so--
(rumbling)
- What was that?
- Sounds like my.
No.
It couldn't be.
- It is.
It's your dragon jet.
- Banana breath!
(heavy breathing)
- You don't really think Xuan Chi would try
and steal the dragon jet.
- If he does he is so monkey meat.
Xuan Chi, get your butt outta my jet right now or--
(monkey babbling)
(helicopter whirring)
- He's heading for the tunnel.
- No kidding.
I can't believe that fur ball figured out
how to activate the autopilot.
- I think he's actually trying to pilot it himself.
- You mean crash it himself.
- Don't worry, we'll catch him.
I've always used autopilot to get out
so no way that chimphead will ever find the right button.
I can't believe it.
- You forget, he may look like a monkey,
but he still thinks like Xuan Chi.
- Hey, it's not like the guy was ever a rocket scientist,
and this proves it.
Of all the men--
- Save it.
We've gotta catch him before he gets hurt.
- [Ling] Yeah, 'cause I want that job myself.
- I'll stay here and guard the temple just in case.
- Think we can catch him in this?
- This baby's plenty fast just so long
as Xuan Chi doesn't find the turbo thrusters.
(dramatic music)
(wave crashing)
(blades whirring)
- [K] Base blocked in again,
maybe you can pick him up on radar.
- [Ling] Got the little sneak thief.
He's just passing under the Golden Gate Bridge.
- Looks like we're not the only ones that picked him up.
- At the speed they're closing,
it's gotta mean fighter jets.
- And since Xuan Chi can't talk to identify himself.
- They'll shoot him down.
- [K] There they are!
- [Ling] Crazy monkey never activated the new stealth mode
I added to the dragon jet.
Which reminds me, activate cloaking device now.
(monkey babbling)
- [Pilot] This is your final warning:
identify yourself or we will be forced to shoot you down.
- Get us as close to the dragon jet as you can.
- [Ling] You're not thinking of-
- Only way.
If I can get aboard maybe I can activate
the stealth mode in time.
- You truly are a mad dog, but gutsy.
(beeping)
- [Pilot] Target is locked, ready missile.
What the?
Abort, abort.
Aborting missile launch, we have another unidentified craft.
- It worked.
Seeing us bought Xuan Chi some time.
- Maybe, or now they just have two targets.
- Kick your cloaking device back on as soon as I jump.
- Empower the shadow wolf!
(grunting)
- [Pilot] Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Or what I thought I was seeing.
Well, whatever's going on, it is unauthorized.
- He made it.
- [Pilot] Locking on target.
- K Ho, it's too late, bail out.
(glass shattering)
(booming)
No!
(monkey babbling)
- You can stop screaming now, you're safe.
That is until Ling gets her hands on you.
- Autopilot engaged.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna need both hands for this.
- So, Mr. Dang, you're positive you didn't
tell anyone else about the band?
- No one, I assure you.
The second the crate was opened and I realized what
it might be, I knew I must contact Master Chin immediately.
- Technology provides many wonders,
however, privacy is not always one of them.
- So you think Yin Wi or the Emperor
have been monitoring our transmissions?
(phone ringing)
Hello?
Ling.
Wait, careful what you say, the Emperor could be listening.
(babbling)
- I sure hope so.
Why should we be the only ones that have to listen to this?
- What's with him?
Did something happen?
Hey, where are you guys anyway?
- Let's see.
First we're on our way to Hong Kong
because peanut brain here tried to swipe
the dragon jet and nearly got himself and K Ho killed.
Now I'm guessing he's going ape
'cause he wants to know if you got his band.
- Look, it's not safe to talk on this line.
(grunting)
- Yeah, well it's not safe here either.
- Okay, I guess it doesn't really matter
since Yin Wi already knows.
It was the shadow band.
- Then the Emperor's found the Shadow Ape.
- Yeah, and this guy makes King Kong look friendly.
- You have done well, Chang Wo.
Your demonstration as the Shadow Ape
has instilled fear into the hearts of the Golden Dragon.
- I haven't even got warmed up.
When I do I'll crush his yellow heart in my hand.
- Don't get too cocky yet, big guy,
remember we're talking double dragons here.
- Which is why we shall soon be enhancing
the Shadow Ape's already impressive powers.
- I don't know.
That idea seems a bit weird to me.
(grunting)
Okay, okay, bad choice of words.
Don't go ballistic.
It's just hard to believe that scrawny
little pet monkey of theirs still
has any power left in him.
- Xuan Chi wore the band of the monkey guardian long enough
for its energy to become one with its very essence.
If this were not true the blast that transformed
him into a monkey would have destroyed him instead.
- So, what, you just ring the monkey power
out of him and into Chang Wo?
- Close enough.
What is important is that once I am finished
Xuan Chi will cease to exist and the life force
of the monkey guardian will live
inside my loyal servant, Shadow Ape.
- Doubling my chances to destroy the dragons.
- Guess it's time to go bag us a monkey.
(chuckles)
Got banana?
(monkey babbling)
- [Ling] Will someone please tell me
how to shut this freak up?
- Don't look at me, I've been trying since we left Frisco.
- Hey, give him a break.
The little guy's just upset that it wasn't his power band.
Take it easy, pal.
Maybe next time we'll-
(shrieking)
Hey, come on, watch your mouth.
Don't forget, I can still understand you.
Forget it, Xuan Chi, no way we'd ever let
you wear the shadow band again even if we had it.
- Oh yeah, I remember what happened.
Think he's a pain now?
You should've seen him when empowered the shadow band.
- Empower The Darkest Yin Monkey.
(groaning)
No one is going to stop me.
Not even you.
- Not everyone is able to control what they become
once they are under the spell of Yin.
- Uh, right, good point.
Um so what happens now?
- I believe we must get Xuan Chi
as far from the Emperor as possible.
- Why?
What could the Emp want with the runt?
- It is my belief the Emperor plans to enhance
the Shadow Ape's power with Xuan Chi's essence.
- Do you mean?
Hey, where is the little guy anyway?
(monkey shrieking)
Xuan Chi!
We'd better power up just in case.
- [Both] Empower double golden dragons.
- Empower the shadow wolf.
(growls)
(grunting)
- Where is he?
- Lose something?
- I'm warning you, if you harm one hair on him--
- Oh, cork it.
I don't have your stupid monkey, they do.
- [Ang] Dog catcher got Xuan Chi?
- Oh.
(laughs)
But here's the really fun part:
he's acting so wacko they think he's got rabies
so they're gonna put your little pal down.
Too bad the dog catcher didn't
take your other mangy pet, too.
- For once the rodent has a good idea.
You okay here without me?
- Sure, but.
- Come on, Ling, we've gotta get Xuan Chi.
(growling)
- You know, rat lips, your taste in guys really sucks
but then only a total ape would go out with you.
- Ugh, why you.
(zapping)
(thudding)
- [Ling] Yo, bro, might be a good time to practice
some of that focus you're always preaching.
- Right.
We need to wrap this up fast.
- Yeah, before that ape knocks us both senseless.
What's it gonna take to knock this gorilla out?
- Way more than you two losers can come up with.
Finish them!
I have to take care of a little monkey business on my own.
- Xuan Chi.
We've got to stop her.
- Tell him that.
(thudding)
- Come on, Ling, we can't give up.
We've gotta save Xuan Chi.
- News flash, we're not doing so hot ourselves.
Look out!
Man, I'd sure hate to see this hairy hulk
if he ever scored Xuan Chi's monkey power, too.
- That's it, we've been fighting him as two dragons.
I think it's time to show him.
- [Both] Double Golden Dragons!
(groaning)
- Well done, Golden Dragons.
You have defeated the Shadow Ape.
- Oh yeah!
- Totally.
Hey, since we both beat him.
- Who gets his power band?
- When in doubt I shall claim the honor
of making certain this shadow band
never again falls into the wrong hands.
- Xuan Chi's still in big trouble.
He'll be at the animal shelter by now.
- Where there will be many innocent people
as well as animals that as Golden Dragons
you are sworn to protect.
- We can't just let Yin Wi walk in there and take Xuan Chi
but how can we save him without a fight?
- Easy, by getting tossed in a cage.
(dogs barking)
- I still can't believe that wolf
just walked up and let me net him.
Well, looks like he and that poor little monkey
are in the same boat.
Too bad, but we have to follow regulations.
- Cheer up, Xuan Chi.
We've been in tighter spots than this.
(crashing)
- I've got the monkey and the wolf right here, doc.
I'll leave you two alone,
can't stand to watch him, you know.
Oh, hey, where'd they go?
And how the heck did they get out?
- That dirty dog.
(engine rumbling)
(tires screeching)
- No problem with the Shadow Ape?
- Piece of cake, you?
- Eh, a nasty flea bite.
Otherwise no problem.
- You're okay.
- How 'bout a lift?
- No, thanks, had my thrill quota for the day.
I'll just use this.
- Chicken wolf.
- K Ho, I, well.
Thanks, man.
I owe you big.
- No argument there (chuckles)
but you owe me nothing for saving Xuan Chi.
Just keeping it balanced.
See you around, golden girl.
- That guy really is a lone wolf.
- For sure, but that's not why K Ho split,
he didn't wanna be around when I finally
get my hands on that jet stealing monkey.
(shrieking)
(dramatic music)