1 00:00:00,901 --> 00:00:02,267 - Come on Lisa. You're tripping. 2 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:04,036 I didn't do anything. I swear. 3 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:05,371 - Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh. 4 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:08,207 - I saw you with my own two eyes kissing her. 5 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,943 - Malik, you are not out in these streets doing dirt, 6 00:00:10,945 --> 00:00:12,077 are you? 7 00:00:12,079 --> 00:00:13,712 That's not you. 8 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,247 - He did it. 9 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:17,583 - In her dream. 10 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,351 How can you get mad at me about something that's happening 11 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:23,188 in your dream? Make it make sense. 12 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,557 - You're not gonna try to make me sound crazy. 13 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,359 - Okay, wait, he cheated in your dream? 14 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,161 - Mmhmm. 15 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:31,563 And what is done in the dark will come to light. 16 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:35,434 I got the great gift of sight from my great grandmother. 17 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,069 - Oh, is this the same great grandmother 18 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,438 who got ran over by a ice cream truck? 19 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:43,242 She can see me cheating, but she can't see oncoming traffic? 20 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:48,514 - I told you once before it's the ice cream truck music. 21 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:50,249 - Oh. 22 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:54,153 - [sighs] 23 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:56,755 - What's up Dad, you good? 24 00:00:56,757 --> 00:01:00,092 - I made the mistake of playing the twins in basketball. 25 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:02,694 One of them kept fouling me and every time I missed a shot, 26 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:05,297 the other one kept calling me Lebron Lame. 27 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:09,134 - [laughs] I taught him that. 28 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:11,804 - Oh, that was you? - Yeah. 29 00:01:11,806 --> 00:01:15,240 - Hey, this college catalog came for you in the mail. 30 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,042 - Ugh! - What's wrong? 31 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:18,977 I thought you'd be excited to start community college. 32 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:20,179 - I'm good. 33 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:21,547 - If that's your I'm good face 34 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:24,083 I'd hate to see your woe is me face. 35 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:25,417 - What's the big deal? 36 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,719 I mean, all you do is see what you want to study 37 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,321 and pick those classes. 38 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,090 - Yeah, well, it's not that easy. 39 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:33,525 - Yeah, I know college can be overwhelming, 40 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:36,728 but you just have to look at it like a buffet. 41 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,498 - Oh, this is about to make no sense. 42 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,934 - Hey, listen, you just eat little bits at a time 43 00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:46,438 and then when your plate is full you just take a break. 44 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,974 - You know what? Actually that does make sense. 45 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:51,977 - But listen, you gotta get out before you have to pay 46 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:54,880 because student loans, ooh girl, will have you bloated. 47 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,718 - That took a turn for the worse. 48 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,187 - Babe, it's actually fun to pick new classes 49 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:04,022 and thinking about all the new things 50 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:05,324 that you're gonna learn. 51 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:06,925 - How am I supposed to know what to do? 52 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,093 What if I choose the wrong thing 53 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:10,596 and lose two years of my life and my money? 54 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:14,500 - Getting an education is never a waste of time 55 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:17,136 - And you know what they say, if you do something you love, 56 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:18,670 you'll never work a day in your life. 57 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:21,406 So try to figure out what you like to do. 58 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,245 - Can I get a job staying in bed? 59 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,614 - Yes, and you don't need a degree, 60 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:31,884 but instead of getting an HMO, 61 00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:33,485 you make get an STD. 62 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:49,668 - ♪ 63 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:56,808 ♪♪ 64 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:00,662 - Hmm, what about dance? 65 00:03:00,664 --> 00:03:02,064 Oh no, you've already mastered that. 66 00:03:02,066 --> 00:03:04,266 You'd probably teach them a thing or two. 67 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:05,467 Hmm. 68 00:03:05,469 --> 00:03:07,803 Oh there's horticulture. 69 00:03:07,805 --> 00:03:09,304 North American studies. 70 00:03:09,306 --> 00:03:11,506 There's African American studies. 71 00:03:11,508 --> 00:03:14,443 Um, Latino American studies. 72 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:17,679 There is Native American studies. 73 00:03:17,681 --> 00:03:20,215 - You know Lisa, you can be whatever you want to be. 74 00:03:20,217 --> 00:03:22,851 - That's the problem. I don't know what that is. 75 00:03:22,853 --> 00:03:24,152 - Well, what would you do every day 76 00:03:24,154 --> 00:03:26,655 if you had all the money you ever wanted? 77 00:03:26,657 --> 00:03:27,990 - Count my money. 78 00:03:29,059 --> 00:03:30,759 How did you know what you wanted to do? 79 00:03:30,761 --> 00:03:32,828 - Well, I wanted to be of service. 80 00:03:32,830 --> 00:03:35,063 When I used to show up at people's houses, 81 00:03:35,065 --> 00:03:37,132 it was 'cause I wanted to help people. 82 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,433 I like helping people. 83 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:41,236 - That's why I used to like working the champagne room. 84 00:03:41,238 --> 00:03:44,773 I mean, it felt good being the best part of somebody's day. 85 00:03:44,775 --> 00:03:46,275 I still read my Yelp reviews. 86 00:03:46,277 --> 00:03:49,111 - Oh baby, please. 87 00:03:49,113 --> 00:03:50,913 - Did I say something inappropriate? 88 00:03:50,915 --> 00:03:53,548 - Like a stripper pole in a church. 89 00:03:53,550 --> 00:03:56,351 - Well, maybe you should be an entrepreneur. 90 00:03:56,353 --> 00:03:58,921 Look, how about a business class? 91 00:03:58,923 --> 00:04:00,822 - That might not be a bad idea. 92 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,424 I mean, I did help the club manager 93 00:04:02,426 --> 00:04:04,927 cook his books for the IRS. 94 00:04:04,929 --> 00:04:06,228 - Don't overthink it. 95 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:09,031 If it feels right, just do what feels good. 96 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:10,432 You like taking care of people. 97 00:04:10,434 --> 00:04:12,267 What about being a doctor? 98 00:04:12,269 --> 00:04:13,435 - Mhm. 99 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,441 Dr. Lisa Payne. 100 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:23,645 - Yes, yes! 101 00:04:23,647 --> 00:04:27,049 I love taking other people's money. 102 00:04:27,051 --> 00:04:28,617 Could you pay me in small bills 103 00:04:28,619 --> 00:04:32,087 so it feels like it's more than it is? 104 00:04:32,089 --> 00:04:34,356 - How do you miss a 17-yard field goal 105 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:36,391 is what I want to know. 106 00:04:36,393 --> 00:04:40,395 - I can answer your question after I count my paper. 107 00:04:40,397 --> 00:04:43,565 Now pay up, you loser. 108 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:45,467 - Well, my wallet is in my jacket. 109 00:04:47,671 --> 00:04:50,439 Oh. 110 00:04:50,441 --> 00:04:54,876 - CJ! CJ, wake up! CJ! 111 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,245 Calvin, call 9-1-1. 112 00:04:57,247 --> 00:04:58,780 - Hello, 9-1-1? 113 00:04:58,782 --> 00:05:02,584 We need emergency medical attention right now. 114 00:05:02,586 --> 00:05:05,320 - Did someone call for a doctor? 115 00:05:05,322 --> 00:05:07,856 - Yay! 116 00:05:07,858 --> 00:05:13,428 - Dr. Lisa, thank goodness you're here. 117 00:05:13,430 --> 00:05:15,063 - There's no time for an ambulance. 118 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,032 I'll have to do the surgery here. 119 00:05:22,306 --> 00:05:24,306 Agh, I can't. 120 00:05:24,308 --> 00:05:26,441 I hate the sight of blood. 121 00:05:26,443 --> 00:05:28,510 - What? 122 00:05:30,347 --> 00:05:32,881 - So you're gonna let a little blood stop you? 123 00:05:32,883 --> 00:05:34,116 - It's everything else too. 124 00:05:34,118 --> 00:05:35,784 I mean, I don't want to know 125 00:05:35,786 --> 00:05:37,986 what the insides of people look like. 126 00:05:37,988 --> 00:05:39,888 Gross. 127 00:05:39,890 --> 00:05:41,890 - You know, there are other things you can be. 128 00:05:41,892 --> 00:05:43,725 You don't have to go into the medical field. 129 00:05:43,727 --> 00:05:45,060 - Like what? 130 00:05:45,062 --> 00:05:46,495 I'm a grown-up and I don't know 131 00:05:46,497 --> 00:05:48,063 what I want to be when I grow up. 132 00:05:48,065 --> 00:05:50,565 - Even Peter Pan had a resume. 133 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:51,833 You gotta figure something out. 134 00:05:51,835 --> 00:05:53,268 - That's right. 135 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:56,104 Because my house is not Never, Never Leave Land. 136 00:05:59,143 --> 00:06:03,478 - So I could pick any major in that book? 137 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:08,850 - Yep, you can take every class in here if you would like. 138 00:06:08,852 --> 00:06:10,519 - That's nice. 139 00:06:10,521 --> 00:06:12,454 I mean, it's like a christmas wish list for grownups. 140 00:06:14,858 --> 00:06:18,226 Well, just where do you see yourself in two years? 141 00:06:18,228 --> 00:06:20,829 - If I worked at the Psychic Hotline, I can answer that. 142 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:24,933 - Okay, well, what else do you have to think about 143 00:06:24,935 --> 00:06:27,636 in college, but your future? 144 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:31,139 - Drink, party, have some sex. 145 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,041 Well, that's why [unintelligible]. 146 00:06:33,043 --> 00:06:34,176 - Mmhmm. 147 00:06:34,178 --> 00:06:37,145 - Malik, I want my money back. 148 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,713 All of it. 149 00:06:38,715 --> 00:06:41,149 Books, room, board, the whole thing. 150 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,784 - Oh no, I wasn't talking about me. 151 00:06:42,786 --> 00:06:44,653 That's what everybody else was doing. 152 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,188 I did my homework and read the Bible. 153 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:53,161 - I know you're lying, but it makes me feel good to hear it. 154 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,597 - Okay, listen, Lisa, just forget about the catalog. 155 00:06:55,599 --> 00:06:56,865 Okay? 156 00:06:56,867 --> 00:06:58,200 And just think about your future. 157 00:06:58,202 --> 00:07:00,869 - Yeah, think about your future. 158 00:07:09,813 --> 00:07:11,580 - Where my dinner at, woman? 159 00:07:11,582 --> 00:07:13,381 - I'm making it as fast as I can. 160 00:07:13,383 --> 00:07:15,517 - You better 'cause I need some loving. 161 00:07:16,487 --> 00:07:18,653 The sooner you finish my food and cleaning this kitchen, 162 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:21,756 the sooner I can get dirty. 163 00:07:21,758 --> 00:07:24,126 Come on, now. 164 00:07:24,128 --> 00:07:26,795 - Babe, I've been thinking. 165 00:07:26,797 --> 00:07:28,063 - Oh, you're doing that thinking stuff again? 166 00:07:28,065 --> 00:07:29,798 I told you about that. 167 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,666 You'll get yourself in trouble. 168 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:32,901 - I don't mind cooking for you, 169 00:07:32,903 --> 00:07:35,570 but maybe you can wash the dishes sometimes. 170 00:07:35,572 --> 00:07:38,440 - And maybe you could do a little less talking 171 00:07:38,442 --> 00:07:40,142 and a little more cooking. 172 00:07:40,144 --> 00:07:41,443 Okay? 173 00:07:41,445 --> 00:07:44,246 [burps] 174 00:07:44,248 --> 00:07:48,984 Now look, I work and you take care of the household. 175 00:07:48,986 --> 00:07:51,052 That was the deal. Okay? 176 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:53,088 I don't know what else you qualified to do 177 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:56,124 besides take care of your man and your babies. 178 00:07:56,126 --> 00:07:57,959 - I could, I could-- 179 00:07:57,961 --> 00:08:00,195 - You could, you could, you could go in there 180 00:08:00,197 --> 00:08:02,764 and stir that pot before something burns. 181 00:08:02,766 --> 00:08:04,699 Now go on, get in there. 182 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:08,737 I mean, ain't no better job in taking care of your man. 183 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:10,805 This is in high demand. 184 00:08:10,807 --> 00:08:12,073 So you better go on and get in there 185 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,675 before you get laid off. 186 00:08:13,677 --> 00:08:16,044 [laughs] 187 00:08:19,483 --> 00:08:21,983 - Lisa, I admire you for going to school 188 00:08:21,985 --> 00:08:23,618 and trying to better yourself. 189 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:24,986 You're taking charge of your life 190 00:08:24,988 --> 00:08:27,756 and not just waiting to see what's gonna happen. 191 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:28,990 - Absolutely. 192 00:08:28,992 --> 00:08:31,693 - I also agree. 193 00:08:31,695 --> 00:08:33,161 You're gonna have a great future. 194 00:08:33,163 --> 00:08:34,696 - I still don't know what I want to be 195 00:08:34,698 --> 00:08:36,431 or what I wanna do. 196 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,333 - Keep thinking. 197 00:08:38,335 --> 00:08:40,635 You're good at winning arguments with Malik. 198 00:08:41,872 --> 00:08:43,605 Maybe you could be a lawyer. 199 00:08:45,976 --> 00:08:48,109 - A lawyer. 200 00:08:49,346 --> 00:08:52,514 I demand the release of my client immediately 201 00:08:52,516 --> 00:08:57,485 and expect a formal apology on my desk within 24 hours. 202 00:08:57,487 --> 00:09:00,021 If not, I will beat you so badly in court, 203 00:09:00,023 --> 00:09:02,591 they will need dental records to identify your body. 204 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,293 Bye. 205 00:09:06,263 --> 00:09:08,797 - Stop playing, Curtis, stop playing. 206 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,165 - Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Payne. 207 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:12,367 - What's happening, baby? 208 00:09:12,369 --> 00:09:14,369 Hey, we was just thinking about you. 209 00:09:14,371 --> 00:09:16,371 I was thinking about you and wanted to say hi. 210 00:09:16,373 --> 00:09:18,240 Hi. 211 00:09:18,242 --> 00:09:20,775 - Are you okay? You seem nervous. 212 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:22,043 - ELLA: Nervous, who!? 213 00:09:22,045 --> 00:09:25,614 I ain't do nothin'. Why you trippin'? 214 00:09:25,616 --> 00:09:27,882 - It was self-defense. 215 00:09:27,884 --> 00:09:30,785 - That's right. 216 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,687 - Why are you peepin' in the window? 217 00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:34,155 Are you expecting somebody? 218 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:37,125 - Well, as a matter of fact, well, you see it, um, 219 00:09:37,127 --> 00:09:39,527 might be a little company stop by to see Ella. 220 00:09:39,529 --> 00:09:40,829 - Who? 221 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,397 - The police. - What? 222 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:43,565 - Yeah, the po-po. 223 00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:45,734 One time. Five-oh. 224 00:09:45,736 --> 00:09:48,403 - I know who the police are. 225 00:09:48,405 --> 00:09:50,572 Why are they looking for Ms. Ella? 226 00:09:50,574 --> 00:09:53,308 - See, uh, it was a little misunderstanding 227 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:56,745 down at the church, involving a pistol and a backslider. 228 00:09:56,747 --> 00:09:59,547 Pop, pop. 229 00:09:59,549 --> 00:10:01,750 Imma need a good lawyer. 230 00:10:01,752 --> 00:10:05,020 I really need you to represent me. 231 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,390 You know how folks do people like us. 232 00:10:08,392 --> 00:10:09,758 Mmm. 233 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,159 - That's what I do. 234 00:10:11,161 --> 00:10:13,261 I protect innocent people and keep them out of jail. 235 00:10:13,263 --> 00:10:14,996 - What about the guilty people? 236 00:10:14,998 --> 00:10:16,331 - Excuse me? 237 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:18,667 - What about the guilty people? 238 00:10:18,669 --> 00:10:22,404 - She's guilty like a naked man in a girl's locker room guilty. 239 00:10:23,974 --> 00:10:28,343 - The worse thing is, mm, I kinda enjoyed it. 240 00:10:28,345 --> 00:10:31,813 I could walk up and I could do it again. 241 00:10:31,815 --> 00:10:32,981 - Killing people? 242 00:10:32,983 --> 00:10:34,883 - Heck yeah! 243 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:35,984 Oh my god. 244 00:10:35,986 --> 00:10:37,452 [shivers] 245 00:10:37,454 --> 00:10:38,787 It gave me a rush. 246 00:10:38,789 --> 00:10:40,221 - Calm down, baby. 247 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,123 You know how it get every time you get a new hobby. 248 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,726 You throw yourself into it and take up all your time. 249 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,027 Yesterday, it was needlepoint. 250 00:10:46,029 --> 00:10:48,963 Today, it's homicide. 251 00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:51,166 - Homicide? - Just this Aunty Ell', 252 00:10:51,168 --> 00:10:53,034 I need to beat this rap. 253 00:10:53,036 --> 00:10:55,203 - You just told me you would kill someone again. 254 00:10:55,205 --> 00:10:57,138 - I'll do that. I'll do that. 255 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:59,674 - That is attorney/client privelege. 256 00:10:59,676 --> 00:11:02,010 That means you can't say nothing to nobody. 257 00:11:02,012 --> 00:11:03,778 - Pop, pop. - [police sirens] 258 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:05,080 - Pop, pop, pop, pop. 259 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,548 - What the hell? 260 00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:08,883 - [unintelligible] - We all right. We got this. 261 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,251 - Okay. 262 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,454 - We got this, baby. - You got me or not? 263 00:11:12,456 --> 00:11:14,089 C-c-come on, you got me or not? 264 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:17,258 - I,I,I,I-- 265 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,361 I'm starting to think I don't want to get 266 00:11:19,363 --> 00:11:21,363 guilty people out of jail. 267 00:11:21,365 --> 00:11:25,700 - Well, baby, you got to decide on something. 268 00:11:25,702 --> 00:11:27,669 - The quicker you decide, the faster you can start 269 00:11:27,671 --> 00:11:28,803 learning new things. 270 00:11:28,805 --> 00:11:30,305 - I know. 271 00:11:30,307 --> 00:11:32,607 But I'm starting to think maybe college isn't for me. 272 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:36,711 - ♪ 273 00:11:41,351 --> 00:11:44,786 - Baby, uh, you might be overreacting. 274 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,087 - I don't think so. 275 00:11:46,089 --> 00:11:48,890 - Yeah, I think you're stressing and you're not thinking clearly. 276 00:11:48,892 --> 00:11:51,393 - I think I am. 277 00:11:51,395 --> 00:11:53,962 I'm thinking clearer than cheap Tupperware. 278 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,330 - Wow! 279 00:11:55,332 --> 00:11:56,531 This school has everything. 280 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,933 From aeronautics to cosmetology. 281 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,069 Oh, a veterinary technician. 282 00:12:01,071 --> 00:12:02,904 Even general sciences. 283 00:12:02,906 --> 00:12:04,472 - You know what, they actually are recruitting 284 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,174 more women to go into science. 285 00:12:06,176 --> 00:12:07,642 - What? - Yeah. 286 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:11,346 - Me? A scientist? 287 00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:16,017 - Boy, sit down. 288 00:12:16,019 --> 00:12:18,019 You're gonna wear a hole in the floor. 289 00:12:18,021 --> 00:12:19,587 - I'm worried about my dad. 290 00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:22,323 I wish he hadn't volunteered for Lisa's science study. 291 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:26,194 - Lisa is the most brilliant scientist in the world. 292 00:12:26,196 --> 00:12:28,763 Curtis is in good hands. 293 00:12:28,765 --> 00:12:29,964 Woo-hoo-hoo. 294 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,233 Here they come. Here they come. 295 00:12:34,271 --> 00:12:37,205 - Ah, Curtis. 296 00:12:37,207 --> 00:12:41,876 Curtis, oh Curtis. 297 00:12:44,047 --> 00:12:47,215 - See, I told you I'd bring Uncle Curtis back in one piece. 298 00:12:47,217 --> 00:12:48,783 - [laughter] 299 00:12:48,785 --> 00:12:52,020 - Curtis, how do you feel? 300 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,923 What are you wearing? 301 00:12:54,925 --> 00:12:58,326 - Ella, I feel exquisite. 302 00:12:58,328 --> 00:13:01,596 I'm a little fatigued from so much reading. 303 00:13:01,598 --> 00:13:04,199 - Hey, Pops, you wanna watch the game? 304 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,967 - Maybe later, Son. 305 00:13:05,969 --> 00:13:10,238 I'm excited to attend the Langston Hughes Symposium 306 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,806 which is downtown. 307 00:13:11,808 --> 00:13:15,877 And then later I will go to the Marcus Garvey lecture, 308 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,312 which I've been invited to. 309 00:13:17,314 --> 00:13:20,148 You must come, Son. Please attend with me. 310 00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:21,716 - Lisa, what did you do to him? 311 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,218 I want my dad back. 312 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,886 - Uncle Curtis helped me complete 313 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,855 my intelligence suppository. 314 00:13:26,857 --> 00:13:31,426 Once inserted, the user's intelligence quotient triples. 315 00:13:31,428 --> 00:13:33,428 - I'm sorry, your intelligence what? 316 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:34,996 - Suppository. 317 00:13:34,998 --> 00:13:38,733 After several clinical trials I found this delivery method 318 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:43,037 most efficient. 319 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,339 - So, you made him smarter 320 00:13:44,341 --> 00:13:46,074 by sticking a pill up his dumb ass? 321 00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:49,143 - No, no, Son. 322 00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:53,281 I feel like I've only discovered that I have so much more life 323 00:13:53,283 --> 00:13:55,550 left to yet discover. 324 00:13:55,552 --> 00:13:56,818 - Yes. 325 00:13:56,820 --> 00:14:00,622 - But you struck the proverbial nail on the head. 326 00:14:00,624 --> 00:14:03,758 Once I opened my mind to the process, 327 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,228 I was transformed into this brilliant heap of humanity. 328 00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:08,530 - Ah. 329 00:14:08,532 --> 00:14:11,099 - That stands before you. 330 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:13,067 - Well, you a heap of something. 331 00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,169 Can you please turn him back? 332 00:14:15,171 --> 00:14:17,205 I want my old Curtis back. 333 00:14:17,207 --> 00:14:20,842 I want my old Curtis back. 334 00:14:23,747 --> 00:14:25,780 - I'm sorry to disappoint y'all, 335 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:29,517 but I'm starting to think college isn't for me. 336 00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:31,819 - They do have dental hygiene. 337 00:14:31,821 --> 00:14:33,354 - There's nothing wrong with that. 338 00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:34,989 I mean, a lot of successful people 339 00:14:34,991 --> 00:14:36,491 don't go to college, nowadays. 340 00:14:36,493 --> 00:14:38,192 - You told me I had to go to college. 341 00:14:38,194 --> 00:14:40,328 - You're built differently, Son. 342 00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:42,397 Lisa's got hustle in her blood. 343 00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:43,698 - Well, what's in my blood? 344 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:46,701 - Don't, don't throw me a softball, Son. 345 00:14:46,703 --> 00:14:49,404 Your self-esteem can't handle it. 346 00:14:49,406 --> 00:14:51,039 Lisa, we support you. 347 00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:52,473 Take your time. 348 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,509 Think about it, you know, before you make any decisions. 349 00:14:58,848 --> 00:15:02,016 - Well, I know I'm gonna finish school. 350 00:15:02,018 --> 00:15:05,954 No matter how long it takes or how much money it costs you. 351 00:15:05,956 --> 00:15:08,957 - That's exactly what I'm afraid of. 352 00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:13,094 - ♪ 353 00:15:13,096 --> 00:15:14,596 - Hey, Imma make a grilled cheese. 354 00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:17,131 You want one? - Nah, I'm good. 355 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,734 I think I'm starting to become lactose intolerant. 356 00:15:19,736 --> 00:15:22,170 Last time I ate dairy, it was like my ass 357 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:25,306 was a drive-by shooting. 358 00:15:25,308 --> 00:15:27,642 - You know, I was sleeping next to you 359 00:15:27,644 --> 00:15:31,613 and then I had a dream that Gabrielle Union was kissing me. 360 00:15:31,615 --> 00:15:34,048 And then, the next minute I had a nightmare 361 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:37,251 that she was trying to choke me in a porta potty. 362 00:15:37,253 --> 00:15:40,221 - So, you are creeping in your dreams. 363 00:15:40,223 --> 00:15:41,522 - You serious? 364 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,858 - [laughs] I'm joking. 365 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,460 - Oh, whew. 366 00:15:45,462 --> 00:15:47,095 I thought your crazy had reached a new level. 367 00:15:47,097 --> 00:15:48,429 - My what? 368 00:15:48,431 --> 00:15:49,897 - Oh, nothing. I didn't say nothing. 369 00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:55,903 So, uh, this is really important to you, huh? 370 00:15:55,905 --> 00:15:57,639 - This is just words on a piece of paper 371 00:15:57,641 --> 00:16:00,842 with some pictures and it could change my life. 372 00:16:00,844 --> 00:16:03,645 - Yeah. 373 00:16:03,647 --> 00:16:05,780 - I wanna go to community college. 374 00:16:05,782 --> 00:16:07,582 I wanna go to community college, 375 00:16:07,584 --> 00:16:09,717 a four year college, get my PHd 376 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,687 and then get my masters. 377 00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:16,290 - That's a little out of order but, I get you. 378 00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:17,358 - You think like your dad? 379 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,826 That I can do whatever I want to? 380 00:16:18,828 --> 00:16:20,528 - I really do. 381 00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:22,397 As long as you have a strong support system 382 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:25,233 like this family, you can do anything. 383 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,567 - Thanks, Babe. 384 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,269 - You're welcome. 385 00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:29,871 You know what? 386 00:16:29,873 --> 00:16:32,974 You can do all of that and get a job and we've got your back. 387 00:16:32,976 --> 00:16:35,543 - I don't want a job. I want a career. 388 00:16:35,545 --> 00:16:38,680 I want to be somebody our kids can look up to. 389 00:16:38,682 --> 00:16:41,416 - If you wanna go to college, I got you. 390 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,551 I support you 100 percent. 391 00:16:43,553 --> 00:16:47,188 We'll make it work, baby. 392 00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:48,856 - Thanks, babe. 393 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:53,695 - FEMALE: The male lion can mate up to 100 times a day. 394 00:16:53,697 --> 00:16:55,697 - Damn, who's got that kind of time? 395 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:01,569 - FEMALE: The act of mating lasts only 17 seconds. 396 00:17:01,571 --> 00:17:03,671 - Oh, they definitely talking about some young cats. 397 00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:07,241 - Are you busy? 398 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,777 - Just looking at the lions do the unmentionable. 399 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,714 - [audience laughter] 400 00:17:12,716 --> 00:17:14,949 - So, I been thinking. 401 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,651 - Alright. 402 00:17:16,653 --> 00:17:18,152 Let's hear it. 403 00:17:18,154 --> 00:17:19,520 - Okay. 404 00:17:19,522 --> 00:17:25,426 I've been thinking and I'm terrified. 405 00:17:25,428 --> 00:17:27,295 - It's called fear of the unknown. 406 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:31,432 - I just never had people like y'all in my life before. 407 00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:33,334 - Crazy? 408 00:17:33,336 --> 00:17:35,470 - Courageous. 409 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,171 - Oh. 410 00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:38,873 I got four kids under my roof. 411 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,442 Two are grown and two are gremlins. 412 00:17:41,444 --> 00:17:43,845 And my wife is the invisible woman. 413 00:17:45,548 --> 00:17:47,815 - I was going to college to better my life 414 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,685 but y'all already doing that. 415 00:17:50,687 --> 00:17:52,153 - So, you're not going? 416 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:55,123 - Oh, I'm going and I'm going strong. 417 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:58,092 And I'm not stopping until y'all calling me 418 00:17:58,094 --> 00:18:02,563 Dr. Lisa Payne PhD, DDD, 419 00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:06,300 MSBS, DJD, 420 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,536 EBT, BBD. 421 00:18:09,606 --> 00:18:11,339 - Okay. 422 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:15,143 And I appreciate you wanting to get the whole alphabet in there. 423 00:18:15,145 --> 00:18:16,778 Yes. 424 00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:19,847 But, uh, let's, let's take it one step at a time. 425 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,549 - I will. 426 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:27,655 - And, uh, let me know what I can do. 427 00:18:27,657 --> 00:18:29,957 You know, so that we can help. 428 00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:35,863 - Well, since I'll be in school and Malik will be in school too, 429 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:40,268 we're gonna need Paw-paw to watch the baby, a lot. 430 00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:41,502 - No. 431 00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:42,670 - No? 432 00:18:42,672 --> 00:18:45,373 - Absolutely not. 433 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,707 - Okay. 434 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,810 I'm sorry I asked. 435 00:18:48,812 --> 00:18:51,946 - No one will ever call me Paw-Paw. 436 00:18:53,683 --> 00:18:58,586 Now, my grandbaby, could call me Grandpop 437 00:18:58,588 --> 00:19:01,155 when she's sitting on my lap, you know, 438 00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:05,226 'cause that's what we do. 439 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,727 - Thanks, Mr. Payne. 440 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,096 - CJ: Yeah, and do me a favor. 441 00:19:09,098 --> 00:19:10,598 - Anything. 442 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,000 - Don't graduate before Malik. 443 00:19:13,002 --> 00:19:15,203 His self-esteem can't handle it. 444 00:19:15,205 --> 00:19:16,771 - Okay. 445 00:19:16,773 --> 00:19:19,707 - Thank you. He a little slow. 446 00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:21,309 I mean, that's my guy, but he a little slow. 447 00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:28,482 - ♪ 448 00:19:28,484 --> 00:19:30,351 - Hey, babe, how was work? 449 00:19:30,353 --> 00:19:33,321 - [sighs] A businesswoman's work is never done. 450 00:19:33,323 --> 00:19:36,691 If I have to buy low and sell high one more time. 451 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,393 - Well, your day is over, 452 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,462 my hard-working professional. 453 00:19:41,464 --> 00:19:42,763 - Aw. 454 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,265 - Dinner is served. - Thanks, honey. 455 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,167 - You're welcome. 456 00:19:46,169 --> 00:19:48,035 - Hello, darlings. 457 00:19:49,639 --> 00:19:52,440 Greetings. 458 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,941 - Hello, Miranda. - Hello. 459 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,076 - How is the fur treating you? 460 00:19:55,078 --> 00:19:59,747 - Oh, it is absolutely amazing. 461 00:19:59,749 --> 00:20:01,849 I can't belive you grew this in a lab. 462 00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:05,386 It feels so expensive. 463 00:20:05,388 --> 00:20:08,522 - Well, we can aford it. 464 00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:10,424 Who knew creating an app would make me 465 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,127 the richest woman in America? 466 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,495 - Right. 467 00:20:14,497 --> 00:20:18,065 Who knew Tinder for Pets would take off the way it did, 468 00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:23,204 and so many people have pets that just wanted to hook up? 469 00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:24,772 - Ah, look at us. 470 00:20:24,774 --> 00:20:26,807 Dad, would be so proud. 471 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,543 - Please, he's too busy enjoying the yacht 472 00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,479 we bought him to care. 473 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:37,251 - [laughing] 474 00:20:45,128 --> 00:20:48,095 - ♪ 475 00:20:48,097 --> 00:20:50,364 - Those kids are gonna be alright. 476 00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:54,068 - ♪ 477 00:20:55,238 --> 00:20:56,337 - ♪ 478 00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:01,309 - ♪