1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:03,635 - Okay, listen, just please let me know as, as, 2 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:06,839 as soon as you know something, okay? 3 00:00:06,841 --> 00:00:10,843 No, not about the Etsy store, about the baby. 4 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:13,879 Alright, bye. 5 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:15,848 [sighs] 6 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:17,182 - What did your friend say? 7 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,351 - Okay, she just started her shift at the E.R. 8 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,020 and she's going to track them down 9 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:22,988 and as soon as she does, she'll let me know. 10 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:24,757 - I hope it's a boy. 11 00:00:24,759 --> 00:00:26,225 - Say what? 12 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,559 - I hope Lisa has a baby boy. 13 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,161 - Curtis, how can you think about that 14 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:31,764 when we are in the middle of a family crisis? 15 00:00:31,766 --> 00:00:34,433 - Oh, Mr. Payne, you're trying to stay positive. 16 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:38,370 - Nah, I just don't want to be doing nobody's hair again. 17 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:42,641 - [laughs] - That is so selfish. 18 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:45,778 - Ella, this is gonna be my first grandniece. 19 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:50,149 Okay? and I'll do whatever it takes to keep her quiet. 20 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:52,451 I mean, make her happy. 21 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:55,454 - But what if it's a grandnephew? 22 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:57,556 - Then, I can just throw him in the baptismal pool 23 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,124 and wish him luck. 24 00:00:59,126 --> 00:01:00,492 - [laughs] 25 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:04,396 - Curtis, this is no time to laugh. 26 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,999 - Baby, look, we have been through the worst of the worst. 27 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:11,070 Okay? And being stressed and worried don't make it no better. 28 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:12,504 - Mr. Payne's right. 29 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,706 We have definitely been through a lot as a family. 30 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:15,641 - Yes. 31 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:18,310 - Well, at least, you guys have. 32 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,379 - Don't do that. Don't do that. 33 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:23,615 You are part of this family and you always will be. 34 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:24,616 - Ms. Ella. 35 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:25,884 - Muah, muah, muah. 36 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,287 - Well, baby, you know technically... 37 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:32,224 - Um, I'm, I'm right here, Mr. Payne. 38 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,159 - Hey, come on. 39 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:35,127 - "Come on" what, baby? 40 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:36,562 I'm just saying. I'm kidding. 41 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:39,031 Come on, I'm just trying to lighten up the mood. 42 00:01:39,033 --> 00:01:40,466 Now, come on. 43 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:43,135 - Well, help less, lighten less and pray more. 44 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,436 - Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. 45 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:48,207 Hey, okay, Lattice, you found them. 46 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,742 Oh, okay. Oh, that's good. 47 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,778 Good, good, good. 48 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,180 Oh, no, no, no, that's, that's, that's not good. 49 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:56,415 - No, it's not. 50 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,784 - So, wait, there's-- what happened? 51 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,887 There's nothing else that they can do? 52 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:05,757 Okay. I'll let him know. 53 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,893 - Oh, how bad is it? 54 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,661 How bad is it? 55 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,497 - It's not good. 56 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:16,034 Someone hacked into her Etsy store. 57 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:17,436 Shut it down. 58 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:20,873 Now she can't sell any of her porcelain cats. 59 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:24,543 - The babies, Miranda. 60 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,712 - Um, Malik, Lisa and the baby, 61 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:29,081 they were discharged about an hour ago. 62 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:30,249 So they left the hospital. 63 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:32,284 They should be home soon. 64 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:35,554 - ELLA: Oof! You should have lead with that. 65 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:46,999 - ♪ 66 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:55,507 ♪♪ 67 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,244 - [exclaiming, baby talk] 68 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:00,679 - You got your momma looks. 69 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,381 - Hey, nook, nook! 70 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:05,551 - Hey! Oh, my goodness! 71 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:09,087 Oh, let me see that baby girl. 72 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:11,924 - Hold on there, Edward Sooty Hands. 73 00:03:11,926 --> 00:03:13,158 - Excuse me? 74 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,793 - Are your hands clean? 75 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:15,861 - Really? 76 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,162 - Yes, it's no disrespect, Miranda, 77 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:19,665 but babies are very susceptible to germs. 78 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:22,301 - Wow, I didn't know that. 79 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:24,536 You know, I pushed a whole human out of my vagina. 80 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,938 How about you? 81 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,606 - Oh. 82 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,641 - Yeah, girl, he asked the hospital 83 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:32,277 for a sterilized surgical suit before we left. 84 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:33,512 - [laughs] 85 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,514 - The first baby fear. 86 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:37,583 - 100 percent. 87 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:40,919 - Calvin washed his hands so much, 88 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,221 he looked like he had sharecroppers fingers. 89 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,723 - [laughing] 90 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:45,857 - Oh, I remember that. 91 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,893 - Ssh, ssh, hey, hey, hey, hey. 92 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,929 Not so loud, alright? She's sleeping. 93 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:53,632 - Boy, we couldn't even listen to the radio on the way home. 94 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,667 He drove 35 all the way. 95 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,336 - I was being safe. 96 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:59,771 - We were on the interstate. 97 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:03,709 - Oh, she is so beautiful, Malik. 98 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:06,945 Oh... [baby talks] - Thank you, Auntie Ella. 99 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:10,716 You know, she really does look like Mom. 100 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:14,620 - ELLA: Mmhmm. 101 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,221 - Hey, um, Auntie Ella? - Mmhmm. 102 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,056 - Have you heard anything? 103 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,225 - Not yet. 104 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:22,894 - [sighs] This family really doesn't deserve this. 105 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:28,100 - God would not give us more than we can bear. 106 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:30,769 - Yeah, I understand, it's just, it's not much 107 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,571 this family hasn't been through. 108 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:35,340 - Lisa, do you need anything? 109 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:36,808 - A name. 110 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:41,179 - Oh, you haven't named this child yet? 111 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,382 - No, we just been calling her Da Baby. 112 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:45,017 - [laughs] 113 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:46,852 - That's my favorite rapper. 114 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,621 Not a good name for a girl. 115 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:53,625 - You know, I been thinking about Janine Jr. 116 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,528 - [laughing] 117 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:59,431 - Look, ssh, ssh, Da Baby's sleeping. 118 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,934 - Malik, that's very thoughtful. 119 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,504 - Yeah, but maybe you should just give it a little bit... 120 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,305 - It's a terrible name. 121 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:10,609 - Not Janine, but the junior. 122 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:12,411 - Well, why can't women be juniors? 123 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,346 - Because only men are juniors. 124 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:15,313 - That's sexist. 125 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,150 - Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh. 126 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:21,820 - Malik, you are not thinking straight right now. 127 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,089 - Auntie Ella, I am thinking straight. 128 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,957 Okay, I'm thinking about if my mom never gets a chance 129 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,292 to meet her granddaughter, 130 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,327 then at least she can live out her legacy. 131 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:37,035 - Do you ever have those unthinkable thoughts? 132 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:40,172 - You mean, like the house being quiet all the time? 133 00:05:41,075 --> 00:05:43,942 - I mean, like losing Aunt Ella. 134 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:47,145 - We talked about it. 135 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:50,816 And I really do hope, hope she goes first. 136 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,617 - Why would you say that? 137 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:55,320 - Well, I mean, CJ, whoever's left here 138 00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:57,389 gotta deal with all of it. 139 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,191 - All of what? 140 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:01,893 - The grief, loneliness, depression, 141 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:05,664 finances, arrangements. 142 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:09,234 Meanwhile, whoever goes first, 143 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:13,805 you just run off to the afterlife afterparty. 144 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,440 - I never thought about it like that. 145 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:17,476 - Mm. 146 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:22,481 I wouldn't wanna leave Ella here with all that, alone. 147 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:25,150 - That's huge, Unc. 148 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:28,320 - That's til death do us part. 149 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:29,621 That's what that is. 150 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:30,689 - Mm. 151 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:32,691 - Hey, guys, I got some news. 152 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:36,094 Janine's plane is in Charlotte, North Carolina. 153 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,395 - Well, where did you hear that? 154 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,464 There's nothing on the news or on social media. 155 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:40,866 - Floyd and Pookie told me. 156 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,668 - Okay, so you been watching Dumb N-N again. 157 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:45,137 - So, there are no new developments? 158 00:06:45,139 --> 00:06:46,805 - Floyd cuts Ronnie B's hair. 159 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:49,007 Ronnie B used to mess with Pookie's aunt. 160 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:52,077 - Okay, what is the point to this ghetto family reunion? 161 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,246 - Well, Pookie's aunt works for the FAA. 162 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:58,083 She told him about... about the plane crash. 163 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,118 - Crash? 164 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,587 Did, did she say those words? 165 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,189 Plane crash? 166 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:06,458 - Well, no, she said incident. 167 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,126 But the shop said plane crash. 168 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,961 - Okay, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard. 169 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,997 Please, all of that information is useless. 170 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,699 - Okay. Don't listen to the streets. 171 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,835 But they be knowing what's happening. 172 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,037 - NEWS REPORTER: Breaking news just in. 173 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:24,142 An inbound flight to Atlanta has suffered an engine failure. 174 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:28,180 - See, now, that's a reliable source. 175 00:07:28,182 --> 00:07:30,582 - NEWS REPORTER: The plane was diverted for an emergency 176 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:33,552 landing in Charlotte, North Carolina. 177 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,153 - Well, I'll be damned. 178 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:38,023 - Floyd and Pookie also sold me some Bitcoin. 179 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:39,624 - I gotta get out of here. 180 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,892 - Well, where you going? 181 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,294 - Charlotte. 182 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,129 - Well, before you know the status of the flight? 183 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,397 - Do you think that's wise? 184 00:07:45,399 --> 00:07:48,633 - No, I think it's til death do us part. 185 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:49,935 - That's my boy. 186 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:55,774 - Okay, ox tails, kale salad, 187 00:07:55,776 --> 00:08:00,111 pecan pie, dressing and sliced apples. 188 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,379 - Ooh. 189 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,347 - You're welcome. 190 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:03,648 - My postpartum meal 191 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,284 was cheeseburgers, cereal and taffy. 192 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,120 - I don't know why I'm so hungry. 193 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:13,558 - Your body's burning extra calories producing breast milk. 194 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,127 - So, were you gonna breastfeed or bottle feed? 195 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,496 You know, now men are breastfeeding with a bag. 196 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,499 Mmhmm. 197 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,768 - Oh, I entered on the wrong conversation. 198 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:24,803 Let me go. 199 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,438 - Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 200 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,505 Where you going? 201 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,007 - The baby, she's crying. 202 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,008 - You just put her to sleep. 203 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,243 - Have a seat. 204 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,447 - [laughing] 205 00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:37,749 - [sighs] You know I've been thinking on it 206 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:40,352 and we're gonna name the baby Janine. 207 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:43,521 - Malik, I think that is a wonderful gesture. 208 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,090 - Well, thank you, Auntie Ella. 209 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:47,993 Now, you don't think I'm being too pretentious, right? 210 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:51,029 I mean, 'cause it kinda feels like if I name her that, 211 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,031 then it's almost like jinxing my mom. 212 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,833 - Follow your heart, babe. 213 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:57,035 I mean this is a special moment. 214 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,770 We're giving her a name. 215 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,939 - You're right. 216 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,975 Auntie Ella, why did my parents name me Malik? 217 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,878 - [laughs] 218 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,380 [clears throat] 219 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:13,785 Curtis misspelled Malachi on the gift basket. 220 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,487 - Oh, wow. 221 00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:18,890 - The nurse saw it and wrote it on the carrier in the hospital. 222 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,626 - That was it? 223 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,361 - Yes. 224 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:26,464 And when you came home, we loved the name Malik. 225 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,066 - Hmm. 226 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,569 - And Curtis still can not spell a single name in the Bible. 227 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,038 - [laughing] 228 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,105 - I can't believe that. 229 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:37,108 - No, he argues with me that Job 230 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,244 should have an E on the end of it. 231 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,879 - Oh, I can't believe that. 232 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,147 - Yes. 233 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,382 - Wait, so how did Calvin get his name? 234 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,584 - Another Curtis Payne special. 235 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,654 - He misspelled Calvin? 236 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:52,657 - Not one time. 237 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:56,895 When he saw me... [laughs] 238 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:59,631 I was wearing Calvin Klein jeans. 239 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:02,100 - [laughs] And? 240 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:07,639 - And he said naming Calvin would remind him of, 241 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,941 um, use your imagination. 242 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,644 - Oh. - [laughing] 243 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:16,381 - Oh, boy, one thing being in this family has taught me 244 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:19,150 is that there are so many precious moments 245 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,052 that we can't take for granted. 246 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,855 - Mmhmm, you're right. Tomorrow's not promised. 247 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,523 - Nope. - To anybody. 248 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,826 It can be gone in the blink of an eye. 249 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:31,229 - Mmm. 250 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:37,469 - That's why me and Lisa have to get married, ASAP. 251 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,072 - Can I eat my ox tail first? 252 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,462 - Malik, you know I am against people 253 00:10:47,464 --> 00:10:50,532 playing married and shacking up. 254 00:10:52,969 --> 00:10:54,169 But this is not a decision 255 00:10:54,171 --> 00:10:56,271 that you want to make impulsively. 256 00:10:56,273 --> 00:10:58,340 - I understand that, but if it was anyone 257 00:10:58,342 --> 00:11:00,909 that I thought would be excited, I thought it would be you. 258 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:04,245 - Don't make lifelong decisions for me. 259 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,915 Make sure that this is something 260 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:10,852 that will work for the both of you. 261 00:11:10,854 --> 00:11:13,421 - Well, Lisa, what do you think? 262 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,956 Do you think it's the right time? 263 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:17,325 - Malik. - Yeah? 264 00:11:17,327 --> 00:11:21,563 - I am so hungry, I can't even think straight right now. 265 00:11:21,565 --> 00:11:24,432 Y'all got any more cornbread dressing? 266 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,902 - Wait, you, you want more food? 267 00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,471 - Are you calling me fat? 268 00:11:30,574 --> 00:11:32,907 - Ooh, they just skipped the vows 269 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:35,377 and went straight to passive-aggressive arguing. 270 00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:38,012 - No, that's not what I'm doing. 271 00:11:38,014 --> 00:11:39,981 I'm not calling you fat, okay? 272 00:11:39,983 --> 00:11:41,850 I basically just proposed to you 273 00:11:41,852 --> 00:11:46,054 and your response was more cornbread dressing. 274 00:11:46,056 --> 00:11:47,789 - Malik, I just had our baby. 275 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:51,025 A human being curled up in me for nine months. 276 00:11:51,027 --> 00:11:53,128 A baby, that for the record, you put in me. 277 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,763 - Yep, yep. - Oh. 278 00:11:54,765 --> 00:11:56,631 - They're married. They're married. They married. 279 00:11:56,633 --> 00:12:00,535 - This isn't about cornbread dressing or the baby. 280 00:12:00,537 --> 00:12:03,638 - Says the man who was named after a Bible book typo. 281 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,474 - Oh, wow. So now I'm a mistake? 282 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,842 That's where you going with this? 283 00:12:07,844 --> 00:12:09,411 - Alrighty, right there. 284 00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:11,246 Ha-ha, ding, ding, ding. 285 00:12:11,248 --> 00:12:13,047 Let's take a breath. 286 00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:14,149 Let's everybody take a-- 287 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:15,517 - [exhales] 288 00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:16,785 - A breath. 289 00:12:17,921 --> 00:12:19,254 - [exhales] 290 00:12:19,256 --> 00:12:21,556 - You know what? I got a, I got a better idea. 291 00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:23,258 Maybe we should take a break. 292 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:25,160 - Okay, you know what? You are right. 293 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,128 Let cooler heads prevail. 294 00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:30,265 And, um, here, Malik, you want some kale salad? 295 00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:34,035 - Nah. I'm out. 296 00:12:34,037 --> 00:12:36,004 We should take a break. 297 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,972 - Where are you going? 298 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,841 - I got my baby on my mind right now. 299 00:12:47,317 --> 00:12:48,550 - Okay, cool, cool, cool. 300 00:12:48,552 --> 00:12:51,019 So, I can use the Bitcoin like money, right? 301 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,354 - [knock at door] 302 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,490 - Nah, I'm cool on that, playboy. 303 00:12:55,492 --> 00:12:56,958 But you keep making it rain digitally 304 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,359 at the strip club. 305 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,663 - Hey, what's up, Cuzo? - What's happening, man? 306 00:13:01,665 --> 00:13:05,066 You know, I see why you did it now. 307 00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:06,534 - Jazmine snitched on me? 308 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,436 Please, don't tell my momma. 309 00:13:08,438 --> 00:13:10,305 She'd die if she realized I tattooed my kids 310 00:13:10,307 --> 00:13:11,706 all over my back. 311 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,809 - Thanks for that intel in case I have to blackmail you. 312 00:13:14,811 --> 00:13:16,711 Uh, but, no. 313 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,347 I understand why you got a divorce now. 314 00:13:19,349 --> 00:13:21,449 - Well, well, well. 315 00:13:21,451 --> 00:13:23,151 My little cousin is finally a member 316 00:13:23,153 --> 00:13:25,720 of the Baby Momma Drama Club. 317 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,890 Well, as the president, welcome. 318 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,458 - [laughs] 319 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:32,694 You know, I'm glad that you think this is so funny. 320 00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:35,063 - Hey, if you don't laugh through it, it'll destroy you. 321 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,731 I almost didn't make it. 322 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,666 - Wait, how so? 323 00:13:38,668 --> 00:13:42,470 - Well, Miranda and I got to a bad place. 324 00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:44,839 Now, I would never put my hands on a woman, 325 00:13:44,841 --> 00:13:46,508 but I definitely thought about hiring a woman 326 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:47,876 to put her hands on Miranda. 327 00:13:47,878 --> 00:13:50,545 - [chuckles] You know they have a phrase for that. 328 00:13:50,547 --> 00:13:52,347 - Marriage. - Conspiracy to commit-- 329 00:13:53,283 --> 00:13:55,116 Sure, marriage. - It's work. 330 00:13:55,118 --> 00:13:57,685 It's a 24/7 job. 331 00:13:57,687 --> 00:13:59,053 And add a baby on top of that 332 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,289 it's like working a double shift that never ends. 333 00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,991 - What happened? 334 00:14:02,993 --> 00:14:07,028 Like, what was the one thing that made you walk away? 335 00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:09,230 - Nothing. It was me. 336 00:14:09,232 --> 00:14:11,399 I wasn't willing to put in the work anymore. 337 00:14:11,401 --> 00:14:13,601 Really, I didn't know how to. 338 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,003 - What you mean you didn't know how to? 339 00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:16,804 You had Uncle Curtis and Auntie Ella as examples. 340 00:14:16,806 --> 00:14:19,240 - Pssh, when they got married, date night 341 00:14:19,242 --> 00:14:21,476 was a ride to town on a horse and buggy. 342 00:14:22,245 --> 00:14:24,412 All they had was each other. 343 00:14:24,414 --> 00:14:26,648 - Yeah, well, what worked for them-- 344 00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:28,316 - Definitely wouldn't work for me. 345 00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:29,484 - And what worked for you-- 346 00:14:29,486 --> 00:14:31,286 - Damn sure won't work for you and Lisa. 347 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:33,221 - Facts, man. 348 00:14:33,223 --> 00:14:35,957 - But the operative word is work. 349 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,626 You gotta put in to make it last. 350 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,862 - What happens if we never get married? 351 00:14:40,864 --> 00:14:42,964 - Well, I personally don't have a problem 352 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,999 with a lifetime of awkward Thanksgiving dinners. 353 00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:47,535 - Yeah, I know you don't have a problem, 354 00:14:47,537 --> 00:14:49,437 but Auntie Ella wouldn't be happy. 355 00:14:49,439 --> 00:14:50,805 - Well, times are changing. 356 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,507 Marriage isn't the goal anymore. 357 00:14:52,509 --> 00:14:54,142 People got life partners. 358 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,643 And my mom doesn't like that. 359 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:58,112 And I get it. It's not biblical. 360 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,847 My mom believes in marriage. 361 00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:03,351 - Yeah, you know, my mom and dad believe in marriage too, so. 362 00:15:03,353 --> 00:15:05,219 - I obviously do too. 363 00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:07,322 It's just it has to be right. 364 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,590 - You're right. 365 00:15:08,592 --> 00:15:10,792 It has to be right. 366 00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:13,928 - I mean, I said til death do we part. 367 00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:16,931 And Miranda and I are obviously still alive. 368 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,634 But we obviously not together. 369 00:15:19,636 --> 00:15:21,302 - [laughs] 370 00:15:21,304 --> 00:15:22,437 Yeah, yeah. 371 00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:27,108 - Hey, best man. 372 00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:29,611 - Ooh, hey. 373 00:15:29,613 --> 00:15:30,678 - Ssh. 374 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,747 - Hey. 375 00:15:32,749 --> 00:15:36,884 Well, Janine is, uh, she's fine. 376 00:15:36,886 --> 00:15:38,753 Not a scratch. 377 00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:40,121 Yeah. 378 00:15:40,123 --> 00:15:42,290 She's on a flight to New York. 379 00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:44,158 She's gonna reschedule her meeting. 380 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,960 She's gonna pitch an idea 381 00:15:45,962 --> 00:15:48,930 for a life-changing opportunity tomorrow. 382 00:15:48,932 --> 00:15:50,131 - That's great. 383 00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:51,633 - Yeah. 384 00:15:51,635 --> 00:15:53,334 Yeah. 385 00:15:53,336 --> 00:15:58,506 And, uh, she wants you to send her some videos. 386 00:15:58,508 --> 00:16:00,775 Some videos while she's on the plane. 387 00:16:00,777 --> 00:16:01,843 [laughs] 388 00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:06,547 She wants to see our grandbaby tonight. 389 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:11,019 And she said send her tons of pictures. 390 00:16:11,021 --> 00:16:15,790 She wants you to call her as soon as she lands. 391 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:18,860 - She's going back to work already? 392 00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:22,530 I mean, after all she's been through today? 393 00:16:22,532 --> 00:16:28,236 - My wife is the strongest woman I know. 394 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:32,173 And she's in you, little one. 395 00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:35,943 [laughs] 396 00:16:35,945 --> 00:16:41,516 Hopefully, you and Malik can find a way 397 00:16:41,518 --> 00:16:44,619 to support each other in every way possible. 398 00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:46,688 I would, I would love that. 399 00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:48,089 You know? 400 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,324 But she's gonna need that. 401 00:16:50,326 --> 00:16:51,726 Right? - Yeah. 402 00:16:51,728 --> 00:16:53,995 - Yeah. 403 00:16:53,997 --> 00:16:56,197 Okay. 404 00:16:56,199 --> 00:16:58,833 - You know, I owe you an apology. 405 00:16:58,835 --> 00:17:01,302 For how I was talking to you. 406 00:17:01,304 --> 00:17:02,837 I don't know what was going on. 407 00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:04,906 I mean, my hormones was all over the place. 408 00:17:04,908 --> 00:17:07,975 Like... [growls] 409 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:12,080 - Okay. 410 00:17:12,082 --> 00:17:14,849 I've heard that sound before. 411 00:17:14,851 --> 00:17:16,384 [laughs] 412 00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:17,418 Yeah. 413 00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:19,120 I'm familiar with that one. 414 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,456 So, apology accepted. 415 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,825 Oh, before I forget. 416 00:17:23,827 --> 00:17:25,593 She wanted me to give you this. 417 00:17:25,595 --> 00:17:27,195 Look at that baby. 418 00:17:27,197 --> 00:17:29,130 Look at that. 419 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:50,418 - "Lisa, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there 420 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:53,321 "for the birth of your beautiful baby 421 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,823 "and my granddaughter. 422 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,792 "I'm sure you will be twice the mother 423 00:17:57,794 --> 00:18:02,029 "I wish I could've been. 424 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:06,968 "You have the heart and the spirit of the matriarchs 425 00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:12,874 "who have saved us for many generations. 426 00:18:13,977 --> 00:18:17,345 "I heard you and Malik are still thinking about a name. 427 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:22,016 I think it would be beautiful if you named your child..." 428 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:36,731 Lord, for the last few weeks I've been binge-watching 429 00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:39,133 this show you made called Life. 430 00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:42,170 And it's pretty good. 431 00:18:42,172 --> 00:18:45,573 A baby, a plane incident 432 00:18:45,575 --> 00:18:47,842 and a marriage proposal. 433 00:18:47,844 --> 00:18:50,044 Who's directing this, Moses? 434 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:58,152 For the next episode, can you please bring back Malik? 435 00:18:58,154 --> 00:19:00,288 Amen. - Amen. 436 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:02,123 - Malik? 437 00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,658 Okay! 438 00:19:06,095 --> 00:19:07,161 - I'm sorry. 439 00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:08,629 Look, I'm not ready to get married. 440 00:19:08,631 --> 00:19:10,064 - I'll get married if that's what you want. 441 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,732 - Oh, thank God. 442 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,568 Woo, won't he do it? 443 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,436 - Didn't do it. 444 00:19:15,438 --> 00:19:17,505 - Look, I'm not, I'm not saying 445 00:19:17,507 --> 00:19:21,209 that I don't ever want to get married to you. 446 00:19:21,211 --> 00:19:25,112 - And I just don't want to make the same 447 00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:30,918 life-changing decision that we did before. 448 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,687 - Nice save. 449 00:19:33,356 --> 00:19:36,057 - Speaking of saves. 450 00:19:36,059 --> 00:19:38,726 Your mom saved us. 451 00:19:38,728 --> 00:19:40,962 She named our child. 452 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,867 - Malisa. 453 00:19:45,869 --> 00:19:47,001 [laughs] 454 00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:48,703 Malik plus Lisa. 455 00:19:48,705 --> 00:19:52,073 Wow, that's actually really brillant. 456 00:19:52,075 --> 00:19:54,775 - It's us. 457 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,677 - You're right. 458 00:19:56,679 --> 00:19:58,346 And it's beautiful. 459 00:19:58,348 --> 00:20:01,382 - It is. 460 00:20:01,384 --> 00:20:02,783 - Wow. 461 00:20:05,755 --> 00:20:07,321 - ♪ He got the big ol' big world ♪ 462 00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:09,090 - ♪ In his hands ♪ 463 00:20:09,092 --> 00:20:14,328 - BOTH: ♪ He's got the whole world in his hands ♪ 464 00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:16,898 - Zuh. 465 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,799 - He, he, see, we right there. 466 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,334 - [unintelligible] 467 00:20:20,336 --> 00:20:21,502 - [baby passes gas] 468 00:20:21,504 --> 00:20:22,803 - [unintelligible] 469 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,438 - Oh, Curtis, Curtis, she's related to you. 470 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,607 What did she eat? - [laughs] 471 00:20:26,609 --> 00:20:28,109 - Oh my goodness. - Mm-mm. 472 00:20:28,111 --> 00:20:30,211 Don't you be insulting my little grandniece like that. 473 00:20:30,213 --> 00:20:31,479 Huh? 474 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,582 Hon, ol' heathen's talking about your angel poop. 475 00:20:34,584 --> 00:20:35,983 That angel poop. 476 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:39,053 We're gonna grow some flowers with that angel poop. 477 00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:41,589 - She's smiling. She's smiling. 478 00:20:41,591 --> 00:20:43,457 Does Malik got a baby? 479 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,426 Oh. 480 00:20:45,428 --> 00:20:47,395 - She's so pretty, ain't she? 481 00:20:47,397 --> 00:20:48,496 - That baby's beautiful. 482 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,697 - That pretty little thing. 483 00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:51,232 - Looks just like the Auntie. 484 00:20:51,234 --> 00:20:52,900 - She's a little wrinkled up, but she'll fill out. 485 00:20:55,204 --> 00:20:56,137 - ♪ 486 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:01,175 - ♪