1 00:00:00,835 --> 00:00:02,401 - ♪ 2 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:04,737 - [beating a rhythm] 3 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:07,072 - [audience laughs] 4 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:11,176 - C.J...you are diligent with that workout. 5 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:16,648 - Gotta be. Five...four...three...two...one. 6 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:20,119 That's right, that's right. - ELLA: Yes, yes. 7 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:21,954 - All right, you better be careful 8 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:25,557 doing all them jumping jacks. I had an uncle that did too many, 9 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:28,060 and they had to remove his fallopian tubes. 10 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,095 - [audience laughs] 11 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,197 - ELLA: [laughs] Floyd, Floyd, 12 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:35,567 your uncle did not have fallopian tubes. 13 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,269 - Well, not after they took 'em out. 14 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:38,771 - [audience laughs] 15 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:40,773 - Floyd? - Hm. 16 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:43,242 - Were you able to fix that leaky faucet upstairs? 17 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,411 - I definitely slowed it down, but eventually, 18 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,480 you gon' have to replace the o-ring and the gasket. 19 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:50,616 - Sounds like I need a new faucet. 20 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:51,850 - That too. 21 00:00:51,986 --> 00:00:54,053 - C.J.: Well, I appreciate you working on it, 22 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,822 'cuz that drip, drip, drip was keeping me up all night. 23 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:59,958 And tomorrow's my first day back to work since the fire. 24 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:02,761 - Really? Good for you, C.J., yeah. 25 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:05,798 - That's why he has me over here preparing my slow-cooked chili 26 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,666 to take to the station. - C.J.: Auntie? 27 00:01:07,802 --> 00:01:09,802 - Yes, baby. - C.J.: Be sure to add a lot 28 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:12,004 of cayenne, cuz it's not hot unless they got 29 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:14,540 smoke coming out of their ears. - [audience laughs] 30 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:17,209 - C.J., I just did, you want more? 31 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:18,811 - [audience laughs] - So, Floyd... 32 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:20,979 - FLOYD: Hm? - You get down with the weights, 33 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:22,648 you know, keep the muscles tight? 34 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:26,819 - You know, what I need guns for when I got these rifles? 35 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:29,188 - [audience laughs] 36 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,522 - [chuckles] - [grunts] 37 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:33,959 - Okay, well...you know, I do cardio, too, but... 38 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:35,427 - Hm. 39 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:37,629 - You gotta stay on the weights, man, you know... 40 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:40,399 - So, you really serious about being in tip top shape 41 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,334 when you go back to work? - Yeah, man, 42 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:44,736 you know, it's--it's--it's mind, body, and spirit. 43 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,439 You know, I--I--I been on the-- on the workouts, 44 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,241 but I also gotta keep a strict diet. 45 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:51,176 - Mm. - [laughs] 46 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:52,611 - What? 47 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,447 - He was stuck to my peach cobbler three times 48 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:58,750 the other night. - Okay, but for the most part-- 49 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:00,419 - ELLA: Yes. - I'm eating pretty good. 50 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:01,820 - Oh, okay. - [chuckles] 51 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:04,056 - All right, well, I gotta hand it to you, bruh, 52 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:05,591 I--I admire you. 53 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:08,160 - For what, being a fire chief? - I mean, that's cool, 54 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:11,296 but I was talking about being able to stop at three pieces 55 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:13,632 of peach cobbler. - [audience laughs] 56 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:16,068 - See, I'm a four piece minimum man myself. 57 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:18,704 - [audience laughs] - Gotta maintain that one ab. 58 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,239 - [audience laughs] - Yeah, I see, 59 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,307 you're doing a good job, I see that. 60 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:26,245 - Before...after... before...after. 61 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:31,950 - ♪ 62 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:50,335 - Woo! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. 63 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:52,571 - Mm-mm...Ella... 64 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,707 - Yes, yes, yes. - That chili smells good! 65 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,944 - Thank you, baby. C.J. asked me to come over, 66 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:02,681 make my slow-cooked chili for the firefighters. 67 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:05,284 - So, uh, you don't believe in, um, 68 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:08,086 handing out a few free samples, do you? 69 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:11,423 - It's chili, Floyd, not a perfume counter. 70 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:13,225 - [audience laughs] 71 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,627 - Let me ask you guys something. - Mm-hm. 72 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:19,164 - Should I go with the crease or no crease in my slacks 73 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,732 for the first day back to work? 74 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,734 - Now, that may be okay for the naked firemen 75 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,736 for y'all little nasty calendar, 76 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:28,240 but, uh, as far as the workplace, not so much. 77 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,076 - [audience laughs] - Okay, I'll go with the crease. 78 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:32,911 - So far so good. 79 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:36,982 - Initially, I was thinking, I'd go with the skinny tie. 80 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:39,184 - Okay. - C.J.: Cuz the skinny tie says, 81 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,721 "I'm modern, I'm in fashion, and I'm in charge." 82 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:45,090 - Okay. - What you think, Floyd? 83 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:48,594 - Hey, I see you, El Capitan. - [audience laughs] 84 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,229 - Chief. - My bad. 85 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:51,964 - [chuckles] 86 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:54,633 - Then I thought, I'll go with the wider tie, 87 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,768 'cuz the wider tie says, 88 00:03:56,904 --> 00:04:00,305 "I'm classic, I'm comfortable, I'm confident." 89 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,374 - Mmm. 90 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:05,611 - Interesting choice, now what you gon' do about the socks? 91 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,813 - Oh! Forgot the socks! 92 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:10,716 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, what difference does socks make? 93 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:13,619 - BOTH: What? - [audience laughs] 94 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,722 - Obviously, it's a man thing. Okay. 95 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:19,157 - All right, I gotta go get my socks. 96 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:21,426 - FLOYD: See, the socks and shoes are the foundation 97 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,462 of a man's appearance. 98 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,231 Run-over shoes and socks, run-over man. 99 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,734 If you got holes in your socks, then it's-- 100 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,602 - Holy man? - [audience laughs] 101 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:34,840 - No, single. Any man who has a woman, 102 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:37,643 she will go and throw those raggedy socks out. 103 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,845 - Oh, I agree with you right there. 104 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:44,850 Curtis will wear his socks until nothing is left but the ankle. 105 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:48,220 And I toss 'em, I just toss 'em. - FLOYD: I know that's right. 106 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:49,621 - ELLA: Toss 'em. - Okay... 107 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,056 - ELLA: [giggles] - FLOYD: Huh? 108 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:53,158 - Brought some socks and shoes. - Okay. 109 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:57,029 - C.J.: Now, I could always go with the classic black sock. 110 00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:58,563 - Boring. 111 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,165 - [audience laughs] 112 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:02,501 - C.J.: Or...I can do these. 113 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,369 - I like those. - FLOYD: Mmm. 114 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,138 - I like those. - Aah, 115 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:09,074 that's an interesting choice, but, uh, those aren't barbershop 116 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:12,411 socks, they look more like gas station socks. 117 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:13,779 - [audience laughs] 118 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,180 - Floyd... - ELLA: [giggles] 119 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:17,916 - I did not buy these socks at a gas station. 120 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:19,918 - Well, they aren't from a barbershop for sure. 121 00:05:20,054 --> 00:05:22,654 I mean, I would rethink them socks. 122 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:25,424 - ELLA: C.J., why are you so concerned 123 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,693 about the way your uniform looks? 124 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,329 I mean, you're just going back to work. 125 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:31,897 - Yeah, well, you know... 126 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,533 I know that all eyes are always on me... 127 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,702 And, uh, everything's gotta be perfect, 128 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:40,138 so, you know, I did all the work on the inside 129 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:42,374 and the working out, so now, I want the outside 130 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:43,842 to be perfect, too. 131 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,977 - Well, you seem a little anxious to me. 132 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:48,580 - Mm-hm. - I might be a little nervous. 133 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:51,483 - I'd be nervous, too, if I was wearing them gas station socks. 134 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:53,318 - [audience laughs] 135 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,787 - These not gas station socks. 136 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:58,156 - C.J., wear the black ones. 137 00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:00,359 - But those are balloon poodles on those socks, right? 138 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,827 - Wear the black ones. 139 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:05,597 - ♪ 140 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:10,235 - Babe, every time I see that we made the couples hot list, 141 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,170 I'm, like, "Hey." 142 00:06:12,306 --> 00:06:14,272 - Eh! - That's us. 143 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,408 - [reading] "Keep an eye on the couple to watch, 144 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,677 "soon to be Calvin and Laura Payne. 145 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,512 "These two have made a name for themselves 146 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:21,913 "in the business world, 147 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,849 "and we look forward to their upcoming nuptials 148 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:26,752 at an exotic destination to be announced." 149 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,286 You hear that, baby? 150 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:31,089 We're not getting married, we're having nuptials. 151 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:35,660 - Mm-mm-mm. And our wedding party is gon' be so fly 152 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:38,196 in that peach and cream, oh. 153 00:06:38,332 --> 00:06:43,235 And I am gon' float down the aisle in my wedding gown 154 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:47,873 like the Royal Highness herself, Meghan Markle, on the outside. 155 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:51,476 But on the inside, I'ma be marching like Beyoncé, okay. 156 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:55,147 - Okay, okay, I see you, I see you. And me and my boys, 157 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:57,716 we gon' stroll in to "So Fresh and So Clean, Clean." 158 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,050 - Seriously? - Oh yeah, 159 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:00,585 we gon' have custom-made tuxedos, 160 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:04,122 nothing else will do it justice. Now, that's on the list, right? 161 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,625 - It is now. - [audience laughs] 162 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,861 - [chuckles] Oh! And you did remember 163 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,964 to get us those monogrammed champagne flutes for our guests 164 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,267 as a keepsake, right? - Oh, yeah, absolutely. 165 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:18,570 Now, I put the deposit down on that and the hotel last week, 166 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:20,105 done. - Yes! 167 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,542 Oh, I just cannot wait to finalize everything, Calvin. 168 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,744 Oh, this is gonna be great! 169 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:29,381 A destination wedding; this is what I always wanted. 170 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:33,985 Five days and five romantic nights in Jamaica. 171 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,520 - Eh! - [giggles] 172 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,255 - Eh! - This isn't too expensive, 173 00:07:37,391 --> 00:07:40,192 is it? - [Jamaican accent] No problem. 174 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:42,794 - And us saying our vows on the beach 175 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,563 in front of our family and friends. 176 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,264 - [Jamaican accent] No problem. 177 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,433 - Oh, and I know it sounds crazy, 178 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:52,437 but after the ceremony, can we leave by helicopter? 179 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:54,272 - [Jamaican accent] Problem! - [audience laughs] 180 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:56,942 - You wanna do what? - I know it sounds crazy, 181 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,277 but I've always wanted to ride in a helicopter. 182 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:00,979 - Nah, nah, nah, baby, helicopters have always 183 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:03,081 made me skittish. Now, there's no aisle, 184 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:04,516 there's no flight attendants-- 185 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:10,388 - Just imagine us...at sunset... flying over the hotel, 186 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:15,193 our guests and the place where we just took our vows, 187 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:20,799 all of that encapsulized in one breathtaking moment. 188 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:24,269 - [audience laughs] - Damn, girl, you are good. 189 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,637 Okay. - [laughs] 190 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:27,172 - Okay, let's do it. - For real? 191 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:28,673 - Yes, baby. - I love you, Calvin! 192 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,809 - I love you, I love you. 193 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,644 Uh, now--now, baby, I gotta warn you, though. 194 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:35,347 Now, I've already stretched myself on this wedding now. 195 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:36,882 - Okay. 196 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,117 - We're gonna have to adjust some stuff on the menu. 197 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:40,919 - [Jamaican accent] No problem. What were you thinking? 198 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,921 - Okay, now, we're gonna have to take off 199 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,690 that fried lobster appetizer. - Okay. 200 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:49,628 - Okay. And the dessert. [audience laughs] 201 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:53,098 - O-kay. 202 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,267 - And the entrees. - O-- 203 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:59,104 Wait [laughs], let's think about this. 204 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:02,707 How about we just leave everything the way that it is, 205 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:06,044 and...work everything else out? 206 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,446 - Okay, on one condition. - What? 207 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:12,083 - You promise to be the best wife ever. 208 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:15,453 - [Jamaican accent] Yea mon. [giggles] 209 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:18,857 - [audience laughs] 210 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,792 - You sure you ain't gon' give no samples? 211 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,228 - No, Floyd. 212 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,830 I tell you what, touch it and see what happens. Touch it. 213 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,532 - [audience laughs] - Floyd... 214 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:30,135 Thanks for fixing the faucet, everything is perfect now. 215 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,204 - Yeah, I don't know about that, you ain't seen my invoice yet. 216 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,173 - [audience laughs] 217 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:38,577 - Okay, how do I look, ready for the first day back? 218 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,178 - Yes, great! - Yep. 219 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:41,513 - You look great. 220 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,748 - You look like you have good health insurance, 221 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,984 and a credit score of at least 750. 222 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,119 - [audience laughs] - All right, C.J., 223 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,889 I have secured the top on the pot of chili, 224 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,124 and be careful 'cuz it's hot. 225 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:57,529 - Okay. Well, I got my keys. - All right. 226 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,164 - Got my phone. - Mm-hm. 227 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:02,233 - Okay, ready to go. - All right. 228 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,802 - Almost forgot my hat. - FLOYD: [chuckles] 229 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,571 - I wasn't gon' let you forget your hat. 230 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,039 - Go get 'em! 231 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,943 - Okay. - See y'all later. 232 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,778 - FLOYD: All right. - See y'all tonight. 233 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,281 - Okay. See you tonight. Floyd... 234 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,483 - I still wasn't crazy about them socks. 235 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:20,552 - Mm-hm. - Mm-mm. 236 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:21,886 - Mm-hm. - Five... 237 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,355 - Four... - Three... 238 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,723 - Two... - One. 239 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,958 - C.J.: Oh, look at that. - What? 240 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,194 - [chuckles] - I almost forgot my chili. 241 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,696 - [chuckles] - Careful! It's hot. 242 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:32,964 - Yeah. - Boy, you crazy. 243 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,834 - ELLA: Careful. - All right. 244 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,502 - That was a bow, you weren't suppose-- 245 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,838 that was my bow, but it's okay, be careful. 246 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,874 - Oh! Uh-- - Are you okay? 247 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,409 Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah, 248 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,878 I did my workout earlier. - FLOYD: Okay. 249 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,880 - And, uh, I had a protein shake. 250 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:52,283 Had a shot of B-12 for an energy boost. 251 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:55,086 - FLOYD: Okay. - And, uh, never felt better. 252 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,255 - Okay. - All right. 253 00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:58,890 - You look good, man. - Thank you. 254 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,925 - You good. - Okay. I'll see y'all later. 255 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,594 - FLOYD: All right, man. - ELLA: Okay, baby. 256 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,195 - FLOYD: All right. 257 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,266 - Do you think he's gonna be okay? 258 00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:09,401 - He'll be fine. 259 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:10,935 - But didn't he seem really nervous 260 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,038 before he went out he door? - Well, eh, 261 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,940 you'd be nervous too if you had a pot of chili that hot 262 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,710 that close to your crotch. - [audience laughs] 263 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,345 - FLOYD: Of course he's nervous. 264 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:24,015 - Aah, being the chief is stressful. 265 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,951 - Mmm. - I hope he's gon' be all right. 266 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,987 - FLOYD: Yeah. - I hope he can do it. 267 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:32,323 - I know he can do it. - [knocking at door] 268 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,125 - Forget something else? 269 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:37,429 - I can't do it. - [audience laughs] 270 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,097 - I can't go back to work. 271 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,002 - Come on, drink this water. 272 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:49,774 - What happened, bruh? 273 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:53,411 - I don't know, I just--I just froze. 274 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,747 When I tried to turn the engine on in the car, 275 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,449 I--I really froze. 276 00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,785 It took everything for me to just--just get out of the car. 277 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,188 - Well, do you think you were having an anxiety attack? 278 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,156 - I don't know what you call it, 279 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:08,426 but I know it wasn't the behavior of a fire chief. 280 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,495 - You know, it's probably due to the fact 281 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,431 that you had that accident when you were at work. 282 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,367 I mean, I--I hate that you had to go through that. 283 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,503 - Okay, C.J., how were you feeling? 284 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:22,607 Were you nervous, afraid... you know--? 285 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,276 - I--I was afraid of, you know, 286 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,780 what happened the last time I was on the job. 287 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,583 - You know, that fear is a beast. 288 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:35,353 I remember in high school, there was this guy named Teddy, 289 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,889 I mean, he had a head shaped like a walnut. 290 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,958 - [audience laughs] 291 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,359 - Word had gotten around 292 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:46,097 that him and his boys were gon' jump me, right? 293 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,734 Man, I skipped school for three days. 294 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,903 I--I flunked a test. 295 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:57,142 - Um--um, and your point? 296 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,511 And what happened, Floyd? 297 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,946 - What I did is that... 298 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,815 I knew that if I flunked that test, 299 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,784 that my daddy was gon' tear me up, 300 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,087 so I went to that school, 301 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,089 and there was Teddy in the hallway. 302 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,592 - Mm-hm. - And I walked right up to him-- 303 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,594 - And beat him up? 304 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:19,030 - He whooped my ass! 305 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,299 - [audience laughs] 306 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,168 - But you know what, though? 307 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:27,438 Right then, he knew that I wasn't afraid of him anymore. 308 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,507 Mm? 309 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:34,879 The fear that had gripped me, was worse than the fight. 310 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,282 - That's how I felt in the car. 311 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,250 - You gotta learn how to control the fear, 312 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,419 and don't let the fear control you. 313 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:45,523 - Sometimes your words of wisdom are amazing; 314 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,126 it's scary, but amazing. 315 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,196 - [audience laughs] 316 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,298 - You know, I really wanted to be a fire chief 317 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,533 ever since Uncle Curtis passed the baton to me. 318 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:59,270 - And you know he is so proud of you. 319 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,572 - Yes. 320 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:04,375 - And I never, never want to disappoint him. 321 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,477 - Maybe you need more time. - Yeah. 322 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,479 - Would you like for me to call and-- 323 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:09,747 - No! - Make-- 324 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,449 - No, no. 325 00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,551 I need to-- I need to go to work. 326 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,523 - You got this, man. - Yeah. 327 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:24,929 Hey, look here...don't forget... save me some chili. 328 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:29,200 - [audience laughs] 329 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,069 - Love you. - Love you too, baby. 330 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,037 - Love you too. - [audience laughs] 331 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,740 - C.J.: I wasn't talking to you. - Sorry. 332 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,842 - We just have a few more things to finalize, 333 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,044 the photographer, the florist. 334 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,379 - [knock at door] - The caterer. 335 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,381 - [knock at door] - That's a lot of money. 336 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:44,949 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's okay, 337 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,718 we--we gon' do this. 338 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,052 - Hey. - Hey. 339 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,655 - Calvin...Laura. - Hey. 340 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,824 - Oh, you came by to get Christian's soccer cleats, 341 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,227 I'll get 'em, I'll grab 'em. - Among other things. 342 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,829 - What other things? 343 00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:01,633 - Um...I just wanted to stop by before you got the letter. 344 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,302 - What letter? 345 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:08,640 - I'm, um, I'm having to ask for an increase in child support. 346 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,142 - Why, Miranda? I give you plenty of money. 347 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:15,246 - [chuckles] Plenty is a... relative word. 348 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,151 - Okay, how much more do you need? 349 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,553 - Enough to cover child care, 350 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:26,024 and to give our son the life he deserves. 351 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,760 - Whoa! What? 352 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:31,496 - Miranda, where is this coming from all of a sudden? 353 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:35,667 I can't afford to give you any more than I already do. 354 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:40,438 - Calvin, I need-- I need help, okay? 355 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:44,909 And if you can afford this extravagant destination wedding, 356 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:48,513 then you can afford to pay a little more in child support. 357 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,182 - I get it, so you read the article 358 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:54,886 about Calvin and me being, "The Couple to Watch," 359 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,088 and now you want more money. 360 00:15:57,223 --> 00:16:00,458 Got it. - MIRANDA: Excuse me... 361 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,795 this conversation is between me and Calvin. 362 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,397 Do we need to go somewhere else so we can talk in private? 363 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,166 - Oh, now you wanna talk? 364 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,600 You weren't concerned about talking 365 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,169 before you increased the child support, Miranda. 366 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,637 - You know what, 367 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:17,008 I don't know what is so hard for you to understand. 368 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,511 When I'm working, and my schedule changes, 369 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:24,882 and I need--no, no, no, and I need you to watch our son, 370 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,718 it's a problem. 371 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:31,456 When I ask your family for help, you complain. 372 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:35,493 What am I supposed to do, Calvin? 373 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,696 Oh, so you don't think that Christian should live the life 374 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,331 that he deserves? 375 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,470 - Miranda, I'm a good father, and you know that. 376 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:50,675 I'm fighting you on this. - Okay, how is it gonna look, 377 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:54,879 Mr. Successful Social Media Man wants to lower child support? 378 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,049 You know what, just give me the cleats, okay? 379 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,651 Don't worry about it. 380 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,487 - You know I can't stand yo' ass. 381 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,390 - Calvin, wait! Calvin... 382 00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:13,398 Miranda...Calvin pays sufficient child support. 383 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,167 - Sufficient for his old salary, 384 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,870 but now that he is making more money... 385 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:23,207 he owes more child support, now you should know that. 386 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,977 - Listen, I understand all of that, 387 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,946 but we are planning a future together right now, 388 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:33,217 and this whole...increase could adversely affect our wedding, 389 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:36,487 and--and--and all of our future plans. 390 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:41,225 - [chuckles] Let me get this straight... 391 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:44,395 you're worried about your wedding? 392 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:49,700 No, no, my son was here before you! 393 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:53,671 So, you don't think that he should also reap the benefits 394 00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:58,242 from his father's increase in salary? 395 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,411 - Absolutely, Miranda, 396 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,047 I would never wanna take anything away from Christian. 397 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,650 He's gonna get everything he deserves, you know that. 398 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,118 - Mm-hm. 399 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,921 - CALVIN: Here's Christian's new soccer cleats that I bought. 400 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,123 - Thank you. 401 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,825 - Miranda, I--I just-- 402 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,828 I really want you to rethink your whole reasons 403 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:20,731 for doing this...please. 404 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:23,901 - So what do you say, Miranda? 405 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:31,909 - I think you... should rethink your lifestyle... 406 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:39,150 and have one that can not only support your children, 407 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,219 but your new wife. 408 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:48,759 - ♪ 409 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,500 - Wait for it. 410 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,868 - Floyd... - Hm? 411 00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:00,371 - Staring at that faucet is not gonna make it drip. 412 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,840 - [audience laughs] 413 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,375 - Wait for it. 414 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,743 - [audience laughs] 415 00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:09,080 - And when it drips, I'm gon' be ready for it. 416 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:10,615 - ELLA: Floyd, stop! 417 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:14,418 You just wanna use your little tools. 418 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,787 - Have you heard from C.J.? 419 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:22,360 - No, and I really hope he made it through without any problems. 420 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,529 Ah! Hey, C.J. 421 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,064 - Hey. - How did it go? 422 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,100 - It was okay. - Are you sure? 423 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:32,069 Cuz you look like you just had a root canal at a tax office. 424 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:35,573 - [audience laughs] - No, really, really, I'm okay. 425 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,742 - Oh, okay. So, how was the ride to work? 426 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:42,980 - Uh, I just rolled the window down, 427 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:45,016 took a few deep breaths, 428 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:49,387 and remembered why I became a firefighter; faced my fears. 429 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,857 - All right. - And how did the office react? 430 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,892 - Oh, they--they couldn't have been better. 431 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,029 I mean, they--I--they made me feel really welcome, 432 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:02,466 and, uh, after a little while, it was back to normal, 433 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,502 and it was like old home week. 434 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,837 - Mm. - That's good, baby. 435 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:10,041 I was a little concerned because you do look a little worn. 436 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,809 - Oh, that! 437 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:15,379 No, well, that was the chili. [laughs] 438 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,747 - C.J.! - [laughs] 439 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,749 - What do you mean that was the chili? 440 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,452 - Yeah, listen, I rolled my sleeves up and ate that chili, 441 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,522 and it was darn hot! 442 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,592 - Smokin'! Ain't that the way you like it? 443 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,795 - Yeah, yeah. - Well, let me get some then. 444 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,797 - [mouths] Ain't no more. I already ate it. 445 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,932 - FLOYD: No, you didn't. - [audience laughs] 446 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,835 - FLOYD: Wait! You mean, you ain't leave me none? 447 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:40,204 You ain't even got a teaspoon full in here? 448 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,673 - [laughs] 449 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,710 - That's cold, bruh. - No, no, it's--it's--it's hot. 450 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,678 - [laughs] - Real hot. 451 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,348 - Yes. Extra cayenne. 452 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,949 - [audience laughs] 453 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,452 - ♪ 454 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,889 - ♪