1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,634 - [knocking] 2 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:10,442 - Hey. - Hey Miranda, everything okay? 3 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:12,511 - Listen, I'm sorry to pop by like this. 4 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:14,780 Um, but I just dropped Christian off 5 00:00:14,915 --> 00:00:17,182 and I just needed to talk to you for a moment. 6 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:19,852 - Okay, come on in. 7 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:21,186 What's going on? 8 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:24,857 - Okay, I hate to ask 9 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:27,059 but I need a favor. 10 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,660 - What is it? 11 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,629 - I know tomorrow isn't your day, 12 00:00:30,765 --> 00:00:32,898 but can you please watch Christian for me? 13 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:35,534 - Come on Miranda. You can't keep doing this. 14 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:38,737 - Listen, I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important. 15 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:40,806 - Okay, so, what is so important? 16 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:44,209 - Okay, I have a client and I have to meet with them 17 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:46,011 before they go out of the country. 18 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:47,846 And I need this commission. 19 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:50,249 - Look, I have important work to do too, Miranda. 20 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,784 How long have you known about this? 21 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:54,420 - Listen, I have been trying to get this appointment 22 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,922 for weeks and they just sprung it on me. 23 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:58,490 - Well, you know what? 24 00:00:58,626 --> 00:01:00,726 It seems like a lot is being sprung on you lately. 25 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:02,494 - I thought you would jump at the opportunity 26 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,029 to spend more time with your son. 27 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,532 - You know what? I'm not about to do this with you. 28 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,400 'Cause you know I would love to spend time 29 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:10,636 with my son. But, I can't always do it 30 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,372 when you have something to do. - But it's okay for me to switch 31 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,107 days with you, right? - Miranda, I've only switched 32 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,910 days with you twice. I don't make it a habit out of it. 33 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:19,445 - Okay, you know what? 34 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,146 No worries, I'll ask Lisa if she can watch him. 35 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,548 - No, Miranda. 36 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,716 You can't just run to my family to rescue you 37 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:26,652 every time you can't get your way with me. 38 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,620 And the last time Lisa watched Christian 39 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,290 she ended up tying Malik's feet together with a G-string 40 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,858 and sent him flying down the steps. 41 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:34,526 - [audience laughing] 42 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,728 - Alright, well I guess I'll just have to miss out 43 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,230 on this commission. 44 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:40,065 - Fine. You know what? 45 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:41,700 If I'ma have to bend for you, 46 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:43,869 you gonna have to bend for me too. 47 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,471 - Bend how? 48 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,406 - I want Christian to be in my wedding, 49 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,241 and so does Laura. 50 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:51,276 - You do know this is blackmail, right? 51 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,678 - Call it what you want. 52 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,446 If you want to see your little client 53 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:57,182 you have to agree to it. - Alright, you know what? 54 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,884 Christian can be in your little wedding. 55 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:01,453 But you are gonna pay for his tux. 56 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,655 - [scoffs] Now you're being petty. 57 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,357 But it's all good. Okay. 58 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:07,960 - Perfect, I will bring Christian by tomorrow. 59 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:12,564 - Well don't let another appointment get you sprung. 60 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:14,733 - ♪ 61 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:19,805 - ♪ 62 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,890 - ♪ 63 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,758 - Hey Ma. - Hi baby. 64 00:02:39,894 --> 00:02:44,129 - What are you doing? - Calvin, I am-- 65 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:49,034 I am looking at my calendar going over my appointments. 66 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:53,038 - Okay, listen to you sounding like you got business. 67 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:56,341 - Yeah, and you should act like you got some business. 68 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:58,443 - [audience laughing] - Not funny. 69 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,212 Where's Pops? 70 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:04,049 - Oh, I sent him to the store to pick up a few things for me. 71 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:06,885 But knowing your father he's probably at the store 72 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,588 picking up more than a few things for himself. 73 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,456 - [audience laughing] - Ain't that the truth. 74 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,525 Last time I asked Pops to bring me a soda 75 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,761 from the fridge, he came back with a T-bone steak, 76 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:18,397 scrambled eggs, grits and Hawaiian roll for himself. 77 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,865 - [audience laughing] 78 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,967 - [chuckles] That sounds just like your father. 79 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:25,270 - Mom, I need to talk to you about something. 80 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,206 - [sighs] - Yes, it's about-- 81 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,508 - Miranda. - [audience laughing] 82 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,577 - She showed up this morning and said she had 83 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,312 an unexpected appointment and needs me 84 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:36,181 to take care of Christian tomorrow. 85 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,916 - Again? - See? 86 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:40,052 I told her she's been doing this a lot lately. 87 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:42,054 - I did not say a lot. I said, "again". 88 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:44,990 And baby, what is the problem? 89 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,192 - The problem is she thinks she's the only one 90 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,995 that has appointments and important things to do. 91 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,764 I had to bribe her and tell her that I'm not watching him 92 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,933 unless she allows him to be in my wedding. 93 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:57,669 Now, she agreed, but the more I thought about it, 94 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,238 the angrier I got. 95 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:00,906 You know, she can't keep doing this. 96 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:05,377 - Calvin, if she didn't know about it you can't get angry. 97 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,312 - Why not? 98 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:11,450 - Oh son, don't you work from home anyway? 99 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,818 - Well, yes. - Okay. 100 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,620 - But I need to go to the office tomorrow 101 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,055 because I have this huge app coming out 102 00:04:17,191 --> 00:04:19,024 and I need to meet with the big wigs. 103 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,526 - Calvin, I'm sure that if there were any other way 104 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:24,196 around it she would not ask you. 105 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:25,964 - Are you taking her side? 106 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,333 - You know what? I'm so sick of that question. 107 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,668 "Are you taking his side? 108 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,203 "Are you taking his side? 109 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:32,704 "Are you taking his side?" - [audience laughing] 110 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,940 - I don't play that game, baby. - I know. 111 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:37,342 It just seems like she thinks her job is more important 112 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:38,810 than mine. 113 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,479 - I'm sure she does not think that. 114 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:43,515 - Yeah, okay. Well, Ma-- 115 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:47,386 - Oh, no sir, no sir, no sir. 116 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:49,621 I have a church meeting tomorrow 117 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,123 and I cannot miss it. 118 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:52,758 And don't even ask your father 119 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:55,160 because he has two doctor's appointments tomorrow 120 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:58,063 and a meeting about that barbecue sauce with Floyd. 121 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,899 - Dang. Well I can't ask CJ, 'cause he has physical therapy 122 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:03,001 and I don't trust Lisa anymore. 123 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,970 She probably will have him over there shooting ones 124 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,371 out of a money gun. 125 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,940 I'm not saying it's too early for him to shoot money 126 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:11,543 out of a money gun, but-- - Calvin, don't do that. 127 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:14,579 That's not funny. - I'm just kidding. 128 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,148 I'm gonna teach him to shoot money 129 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:17,783 out of a money gun. 130 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,651 - Calvin, what are you going to do with the baby tomorrow? 131 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:21,453 I'm not playing this game with you. 132 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,155 - I guess I'll ask Laura to watch him. 133 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,157 - Ehh. 134 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,726 Is Miranda is still getting angry every time 135 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:30,195 Christian spends time with Laura? 136 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:32,564 - Every single time. But, you know what? 137 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,700 I don't care if she gets mad or not. 138 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,668 Laura is gonna be Christian's stepmother 139 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:38,770 and she's just gonna have to deal with it. 140 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:42,107 - Calvin, after a divorce it can sometimes take 141 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,109 one spouse a little longer than the other one 142 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,744 to get over it. 143 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:49,214 And when somebody new comes into the picture, 144 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:53,251 it can put you right back at the beginning of your pain. 145 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:54,920 It'll work out. 146 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,988 - Yeah, well I hope it works out before I end up 147 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,458 womanless, homeless, and jobless like somebody else 148 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,093 I know. 149 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:02,694 - Womanless, homeless, and jobless? 150 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,196 - Speaking of the devil. 151 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:05,697 - [audience laughing] 152 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:09,067 - He's got a woman. 153 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,902 - Is Uncle Curtis here? - No, baby. 154 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,771 Your uncle is out right now. 155 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,140 - Well, he told me to come by so he can loan me 156 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,475 his lucky tie. 157 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,909 - His lucky what? 158 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,878 - Yeah, I told him I had a job interview 159 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,780 and he told me I could wear his lucky tie. 160 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,749 He said it would help me land the job. 161 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:27,619 - [laughs] What's wrong with the tie you got on? 162 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,855 - It's not lucky. 163 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,890 He told me that wearing this tie 164 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,425 will help me land me this job 165 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,193 and keep me, Lisa and the baby from having to stand 166 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:37,863 in the soup line downtown. 167 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:41,066 - Malik, I'm sure that you can get this job 168 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,734 on your own merit. 169 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:45,203 And a tie is not gonna make a difference. 170 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:46,905 - 'Cuz, you're looking pretty sharp. 171 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,907 I'm think you'll do well at the interview. 172 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,475 - Well, thank you cousin Calvin. 173 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,210 I mean, shoo, I've really wanted to work 174 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:54,045 for this company every since I started grad school. 175 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:55,781 Now with the baby coming, I mean, 176 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,116 there's no better time to try and land a position there. 177 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,751 Right now. 178 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,020 - What company? - Johnson & Noel. 179 00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:03,422 - Whoa! 180 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:04,756 That's a hugely successful company. 181 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,224 - Never heard of it. 182 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,059 - I mean, when they went public, the market soared. 183 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,128 - Yeah, man, they've been on the fortune 500 list 184 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,864 for the past five years. 185 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,966 I'm applying to be the local Marketing rep. 186 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:19,938 - Ooh, and what does a local marketing rep do? 187 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:23,675 - We rep, marketing locally. 188 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:26,244 - [chuckling] 189 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:29,181 - Well, that's what's up, man. Good luck with it. 190 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:32,184 - Man, I was so nervous Lisa threw up twice this morning. 191 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:33,885 - [audience laughing] 192 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:36,721 - Uh, she has morning sickness. 193 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:39,357 - Oh, that could be it. 194 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,560 - Yeah - Yeah, you right. 195 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:43,195 - Well, I just want to make sure 196 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,696 that you're going to finish school. 197 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:46,031 - Yeah, I am. 198 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,933 Don't worry about that, Auntie Ella. 199 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,502 But I do have to start thinking about being a provider now 200 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,003 for Lisa and the baby. 201 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,039 - Let me tell you cousin, it's not easy carrying 202 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:55,841 your whole family on your back. 203 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,742 But, I'm proud of you for stepping up. 204 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,511 - Thanks cousin Calvin. 205 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,780 - And how long have you been 206 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,249 carrying your whole family on your back? 207 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,051 - [audience laughing] 208 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:09,354 - Because you still on my back. 209 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,356 - [audience laughing] 210 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:13,191 - How long were you in school? 211 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,594 - You know what? On that note-- - Oh no, don't go now. 212 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:18,396 - Uh, before Pops get here. Good luck on your interview. 213 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:20,198 - No, don't go now Calvin! 214 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:25,237 Curtis does not have a lucky tie. 215 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:27,706 - Well this is a really unlucky situation right now, huh? 216 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,774 - [audience laughing] 217 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,343 - What am I gonna do? 218 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:33,845 - I'll tell you what, go back there and find you a tie. 219 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,380 - Okay, hopefully it's lucky. 220 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,282 - And think "luck". - [audience laughing] 221 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:41,419 - ♪ 222 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,355 - Mm, mm, mm. 223 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:46,491 Baby, thank you for making lunch for me. 224 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,260 That was the best 225 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,363 peanut butter and jelly sandwich I've ever had. 226 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:54,232 - Well, it's that creamy spread that kills it. 227 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:57,269 You're welcome. You deserve it. 228 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:00,405 - Thank you. You are just so sweet. 229 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,740 Mm! 230 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,743 What do you want? 231 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:08,046 - Okay, I need a favor. - Okay. 232 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:11,283 - Miranda came by, she had a last minute appointment 233 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,718 and she needs me to watch Christian tomorrow. 234 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,787 But, I have a launch meeting and-- 235 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,924 - And you want me to watch Christian for you. 236 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,458 - Yes, if you don't mind. 237 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:23,428 - Of course I don't mind. I don't mind at all. 238 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,330 You know actually, I've been wanting to spend some time 239 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,566 with him, but I know it's always a battle 240 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,967 with Miranda, so... 241 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,469 - Yeah, I'm sorry you've had to endure that. 242 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,204 - What is her issue? 243 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:36,241 Like, she does realize that we're getting married 244 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:39,010 and that I'm gonna be in Christian's life? 245 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:42,280 - I know, but I did get her to agree to let Christian 246 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,616 be in the wedding. - [audience laughing] 247 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,218 - Let him? 248 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:51,022 Why does she have to let him be in the wedding? 249 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,825 Calvin, he's your son too. 250 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,094 You're gonna have to set her straight. 251 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,196 Like, I cannot go into this marriage 252 00:09:58,332 --> 00:10:00,765 with all her craziness and then you being passive 253 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,167 when it comes to her. 254 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,236 - I'm not being passive. I just want peace. 255 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:09,007 - Well, I suggest that you get her together. 256 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:12,177 Because not only will there not be any peace, 257 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,447 there will be no getting a piece. 258 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,916 - [audience laughing] 259 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,691 - [audience laughing] 260 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,027 - Uh-oh. 261 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:32,297 Guess you didn't get that job, huh? 262 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,766 - No, actually I was offered the job. 263 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,935 - Congratulations! 264 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,770 Then why you coming in here looking like somebody 265 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,338 snatched up Lisa and then returned her 266 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,773 after a couple of hours? 267 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,208 - [audience laughing] 268 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,377 - You know, I was so excited about this. 269 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:48,113 I'm not gonna lie, I was a little nervous at first 270 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,915 until I got in there, calmed down a little bit, 271 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,751 found my confidence, 272 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,919 and I was prepared to land this job. 273 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,822 - Okay, but you did get a job. So what's the problem? 274 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,692 - Well, the CEO and my would-be-boss 275 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,727 is one of those racist types, 276 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,929 and I'm pretty sure he's against Black people 277 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,564 and the Black Lives Matter movement. 278 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,434 - Did he say he was against Black Lives Matter? 279 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,169 - No. 280 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,071 - Then how do you know he's against Black Lives Matter? 281 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,874 - He had a sign on his wall with B-L-M inside of a circle 282 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,375 with a red strike through it. 283 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,244 I mean, he even had pictures of him 284 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,913 with politicians that are known racists. 285 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:26,251 I mean, the whole thing just made my skin crawl. 286 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,253 And nothing about it was genuine, 287 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,156 it felt like he was just trying to fill a quota. 288 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,857 - You know the unemployment office 289 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,526 has a quota too. 290 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:35,860 - [audience laughing] 291 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,163 - Look Malik, racism has existed 292 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,332 ever since they brought us over here against our will. 293 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:45,603 But we have to just keep rising above the hate. 294 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,873 - So you're saying I should use my position and power 295 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,976 to effect change? -Absolutely. 296 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,379 But we can't use our power and position 297 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,248 If we don't have none. 298 00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,251 Popcorn? - [audience laughing] 299 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,221 - Baby, you should've seen me. I went hard in that meeting. 300 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,457 This app is definitely going to be next level. 301 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:09,594 - Okay, well I am so proud of you, baby. 302 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,329 Mwah. - Thank you. 303 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:13,364 And thank you for stepping in and helping with Christian. 304 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,766 I appreciate it. 305 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,235 - Oh, baby it was no problem at all. 306 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,904 I actually enjoyed the time we spent together. 307 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,840 He's so cute. 308 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,309 Even with our little hiccup. 309 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,711 - Hiccup? - It was nothing serious. 310 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,179 - [knocking] 311 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:31,015 - MIRANDA: Calvin, open the door! 312 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,784 - What's wrong with her? 313 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,119 Hey. - Oh, unh-uh. 314 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,720 Where is she? - What are you talking about? 315 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,589 - You, your little fiancé. That's who I need to talk 316 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:40,325 to right now. Let me tell you something. 317 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,428 You messed with the wrong damn child. 318 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,331 - Calvin, you better get her. - Oh, you better get me?! 319 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,866 Is that what you're saying right now?! 320 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,567 No, you better get her! 321 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:51,603 - Miranda, why are you coming over here acting like this? 322 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:54,005 - You tell me! 323 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,841 Why the hell are you letting this chick put her hands 324 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,476 on my child? - What? 325 00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,345 Laura, what is she talking about? 326 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,981 - It was not even like that. Everybody just calm down. Okay? 327 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,482 - Well, what happened? 328 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,218 Why is my child telling me that you grabbed him up? 329 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,420 - Wait, you grabbed up my child? 330 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:12,323 - [sighs] 331 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,792 Ye-- 332 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,860 Yes, I gra-- - You grabbed him up?! 333 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,529 - LAURA: I grabbed him, but I had to. 334 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,031 - Let me tell you something, I'm about to grab you up. 335 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,233 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Ok. What happened Laura? 336 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,903 Why didn't you tell me? - I was trying to tell you. 337 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,738 - She wouldn't have to tell you anything 338 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,641 if you were here watching him. This is why I don't want her 339 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,376 around my son. - Our son. 340 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,278 And yes, I asked Laura to watch him 341 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,280 because I had to go to the office. 342 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,183 - See Calvin, this is exactly what I'm talking about. 343 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,885 I cannot keep dealing with this our entire marriage. 344 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,289 - Oh, you're gonna deal with this today. 345 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,292 - Look Miranda, I don't know why you are getting upset 346 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,327 about this. You know I wouldn't put my son in danger! 347 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,196 - I am so tired of you right now! 348 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,565 This continues to be a problem! - No, I'm tired of you! 349 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,333 [all arguing loud] 350 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,001 - What?! 351 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,238 - Okay. 352 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,141 I just want to explain to you guys 353 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,411 exactly what happened. Can I? 354 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,413 - You know what? 355 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:12,917 I need to hear this explanation. So, yes, please explain. 356 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,186 - So, this is what happened. 357 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:18,156 Um, Christian kept jumping on the back of the couch 358 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:22,727 and I kept asking him to stop, several times, 359 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,830 because I didn't want him to hurt himself. 360 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,565 Right? - Okay, that makes sense. 361 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:33,371 So the last time I asked him he told me, "no." 362 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:36,541 And I'm sorry, but as the adult, 363 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:41,713 I felt it was my responsibility to grab him and stop him 364 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,348 so he wouldn't get hurt. 365 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,650 So that you guys wouldn't end up in the ER 366 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,986 picking him up because I chose to sit back 367 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,787 and not do a damn thing. 368 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,322 - [giggles] 369 00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:57,762 Let me make something very, very clear to you, 370 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,464 okay? 371 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:06,137 You do not discipline my child, period. 372 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:10,875 If he needs to be disciplined, if he's misbehaving, 373 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,911 you talk to his parents. 374 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:17,882 We handle the situation, not you. 375 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,386 - You're right and I'm sorry. 376 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,154 I was only trying to protect him. 377 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,224 And Miranda, I know... [sighs] 378 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:30,361 That this whole situation is not the best, 379 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,798 but I need you to know that I care about Christian. 380 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,901 And I would never ever do anything to hurt him. 381 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,737 I love him too. 382 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:41,239 Okay? 383 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,741 I'm gonna be here. 384 00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:45,643 I'm here to protect him. 385 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,179 And I know I should have had a conversation 386 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:51,816 with the both of you before I decided to 387 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,351 discipline him. 388 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,388 I never meant to disrespect either one of you. 389 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,723 I'm sorry. 390 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,860 - Thank you for your apology. - [chuckles] 391 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,263 - And I'm sorry that we never had a discussion 392 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:09,300 about active Christian is and how we deal with him. 393 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:13,104 And Miranda, you have to stop blowing up like this. 394 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,273 Look, I don't know what it's going to take 395 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,908 for you to be okay with this situation. 396 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:20,278 But I love my kids, I love Laura and we're going to be a family, 397 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,881 I want you to be a part of that. 398 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:28,186 - Yeah, we have a long way to go 399 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,456 to figure out this whole co-parenting thing 400 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,359 and your new little situation. 401 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:38,062 - Miranda, I promise I will be better at communicating 402 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,931 with both of you. 403 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,000 But you gotta stop this. 404 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,568 I mean, it's not healthy for you, 405 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,737 it's not healthy for Christian. 406 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,174 - I gotta go. 407 00:16:55,682 --> 00:17:01,486 - ♪ 408 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,356 - But I'm dating your sister. 409 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,292 - [audience laughing] 410 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,827 - Hey Floyd! - Agh! 411 00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:11,129 - [audience laughing] 412 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,597 - I wasn't asleep. 413 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,165 - Look, I got something to tell you. 414 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,700 - Did you get the job or not? 415 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,369 - Look, I had to figure out who this man really is 416 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,705 so I did some digging. 417 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,407 - But did you get the job or not? 418 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,808 - [audience laughing] 419 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,710 - You will never guess what I figured out. 420 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,679 - So I'm guessing you didn't find the job out. 421 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,182 - Hey baby, did you get the job yet? 422 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:32,884 - I was actually just telling Floyd about 423 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,586 some of my suspicions about the CEO were right. 424 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,789 - Oh, so you didn't get the job yet? 425 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,223 - [audience laughing] 426 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,825 - Don't worry, me and your Aunt Ella 427 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,728 will get you and Calvin your own personal spoon 428 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,130 and bowl so you can be in the soup line. 429 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,399 - [audience laughing] 430 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,934 - Floyd, leave him alone. 431 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,904 Baby, don't worry about it. You will get a job soon. 432 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,173 - I haven't even told y'all the best part yet. 433 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,507 - Well, what is it? 434 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,409 - Look, and don't let 'em wash your bowl 435 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,044 or you'll never see it again. 436 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,479 - [audience laughing] 437 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,947 - No. 438 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,817 After some soul searching, I decided to accept the job. 439 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,252 - See, this is what's wrong with young people-- 440 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,754 - Floyd! -You get an opportunity-- 441 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,957 - He said he took it. 442 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,460 - Yes, I accepted the job. 443 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,228 I figured out that this is the best way 444 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:18,796 to show the world who I am 445 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,265 and be the positive change that I want to see in it. 446 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,634 - See, that's what I'm talking about boy. 447 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,936 You know what? 448 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,472 I'ma get your cousin Calvin to edit a photo 449 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,440 and put you right next to Barack Obama 450 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,509 and you can hang that up in your office. 451 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:36,948 - ♪ 452 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,384 - Thank you for bringing him over. 453 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,788 - Of course. Um, Calvin, can we talk? 454 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,423 - Yeah, absolutely. 455 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,560 - Okay listen, I am, I'm really sorry 456 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,663 about the way that I acted yesterday. 457 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,199 You know, I guess I'm just having a little bit harder time 458 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,767 than I thought with our lives moving 459 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:01,005 - Yeah. And I'm sorry for how things went down too. 460 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:06,544 - I mean, I know I kind of flew off the handle a bit. 461 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,280 And I get it, Christian is 100% boy, 462 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:13,651 he is energetic and adventurous, and... 463 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,020 - Yeah, I guess every kid could use a little discipline 464 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,788 sometimes. - Yeah. 465 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:21,058 But we never discussed how she would discipline him. 466 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:24,695 - Well, I guess it's time to have that conversation. 467 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,598 - ♪ 468 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:34,805 - ♪ - [grunting] 469 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,707 - Um, babe. 470 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,344 Babe. 471 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,447 - [grunting] 472 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,816 - What are you doing? - Where you at, babe? 473 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,853 - I'm right here. - Where you at? 474 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,122 [laughing] 475 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,057 - What are you doing? 476 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,426 - Babe, I'm practicing. Okay? 477 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,495 I gotta get ready for Miranda. 478 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,864 In case she try to step to me again, you know? 479 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,166 She might be short but she look like she got 480 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,468 that crackhead strength. Mmm. 481 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,571 - Okay baby, I don't think you have to worry 482 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,839 about that anymore. We had a talk and she promised 483 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,708 to stop acting insane. 484 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,343 - Oh! 485 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,779 Tell her don't act scared now. 486 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,148 Ha, Tyson may have virtually knocked me out 487 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,583 the first two rounds. 488 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:23,020 But baby, round three, ha-ha, was a draw. 489 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,423 Okay, I got this. - Okay. 490 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,259 - [grunting] Yeah! 491 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,760 - Watch the left, watch the left. 492 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,195 - [chuckling] 493 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,731 - Watch the left, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming. 494 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,066 Boom. 495 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,635 - Calvin, what are you doing?! 496 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,870 - Well baby, I didn't hit you, I hit the game. 497 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,739 - But I can feel that! 498 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,542 I'm supposed to be in the virtual space. 499 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,277 - [audience laughing] 500 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,213 - Miranda hits harder than that. 501 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,881 - I gotta keep practicing. - Yeah. 502 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,316 - [audience laughing] 503 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,586 - ♪