1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:04,170 [music] 2 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,339 Always bet on black 3 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:09,175 'cause baby need a pair... 4 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:10,577 Oh, hey, baby. 5 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:13,346 Hey, baby. Always do what on black? 6 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:14,547 Pray. 7 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,049 What y'all doing? 8 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:19,119 Uh, we just gonna have a fellas' night 9 00:00:19,119 --> 00:00:21,121 -with some good food. -[Curtis] Mm-hmm. 10 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:24,057 And, baby, sipping on a lil' somethin' somethin'. 11 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:25,692 -You heard? -And playing some cards. 12 00:00:26,659 --> 00:00:28,895 Uh, maybe a little bit. We may. 13 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,498 Let me tell the both of y'all something. 14 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:34,167 No gambling in this house. 15 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:38,037 Well, now, I bet on you years ago, baby. 16 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:40,740 And look at that. 17 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,776 That worked out great for you, Unc. 18 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:44,277 Yes, it did. 19 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:46,346 Aunt Ella, you took a fool's bet. 20 00:00:47,313 --> 00:00:49,616 I will punch you in your esophagus. 21 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:50,984 So violent. 22 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:52,952 -Look, baby. -[Ella] Hey, baby. 23 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:57,157 We are not, have not, will not gamble in this house, 24 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:58,258 you heard me? 25 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:00,760 -Or on the patio. -Or the patio. 26 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,162 Or the front porch. 27 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:04,397 [mumbling] Nowhere on the property. 28 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,800 -How about that? -Okay, let me tell you. 29 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,067 I better not come back home 30 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:11,337 and so much as smell debauchery. 31 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,740 Baby, don't nobody know even how to cook that. 32 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:17,510 Okay. I'll be back. 33 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:20,747 -[Curtis] Okay, baby. Love you. -[Ella] Love y'all! 34 00:01:22,699 --> 00:01:26,369 [music] 35 00:01:42,919 --> 00:01:45,355 All right, Aunty Ella, which one do you think is better, 36 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:48,158 a smoked grey double-breasted suit 37 00:01:48,158 --> 00:01:49,459 or an all-black tux? 38 00:01:49,459 --> 00:01:51,494 You can be buried in either one. 39 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,898 What's it for? 40 00:01:54,898 --> 00:01:56,332 It's for a work meeting. 41 00:01:56,332 --> 00:01:58,835 Your boy is making some big-boy moves at the company. 42 00:01:58,835 --> 00:02:01,137 Oh, uh, can you alter my pants after I order them? 43 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:04,107 What's wrong? Big boy don't wanna wear tight pants? 44 00:02:05,008 --> 00:02:06,409 Malik, who's your meeting with? 45 00:02:06,409 --> 00:02:08,344 Well, it's with a special interest group 46 00:02:08,344 --> 00:02:10,280 lobbying for casinos in Georgia. 47 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,682 We don't need any casinos here. 48 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:15,518 She's right. We kinda already got them. 49 00:02:15,518 --> 00:02:16,386 How? 50 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,288 You ever been at that gas station 51 00:02:18,288 --> 00:02:20,723 that sells more scratch-off tickets than gas? 52 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:21,858 Where? 53 00:02:21,858 --> 00:02:23,793 You talking about that place over in Buckhead 54 00:02:23,793 --> 00:02:26,096 that be renting out their baby strollers and hair rollers? 55 00:02:26,096 --> 00:02:27,630 No, no, no, I'm talking the one 56 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:30,500 on the north side that sells passports and loose Newports. 57 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,402 You talking about the place with the fake EBT cards? 58 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,870 The fake EBT cards. That's it, boy. 59 00:02:33,870 --> 00:02:35,605 Thank you for reminding me. I'm gonna stop over there. 60 00:02:35,605 --> 00:02:36,973 I'll go with you. I'll go with you. 61 00:02:36,973 --> 00:02:39,109 Okay, I got a little question. 62 00:02:39,109 --> 00:02:40,376 When did the both of you 63 00:02:40,376 --> 00:02:43,613 become tour guides for Atlanta's underbelly? 64 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,615 Pre-pandemic. 65 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:48,852 Malik, Jazmine. 66 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:52,222 I don't like gambling. I don't like it. 67 00:02:52,222 --> 00:02:54,657 I know, Aunty Ella, but think about it this way. 68 00:02:54,657 --> 00:02:57,160 It's a $5 billion construction site. 69 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,629 It's gonna bring in 50,000 new jobs 70 00:02:59,629 --> 00:03:02,332 and tax revenue for thousands of scholarships. 71 00:03:02,632 --> 00:03:04,868 Bible verse quote in three, two... 72 00:03:04,868 --> 00:03:09,205 Malik, the love of money is the root of all evil. 73 00:03:09,205 --> 00:03:10,573 Amen, one. 74 00:03:11,541 --> 00:03:14,410 Aunty Ella, we can't move the state forward 75 00:03:14,410 --> 00:03:16,379 with Old Testament mentality. 76 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:20,083 Slap across the head in three, two... 77 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:22,552 No, no, no, he's too old for that. 78 00:03:23,086 --> 00:03:24,287 Open this. 79 00:03:25,321 --> 00:03:29,259 But you're not too old to make informed decisions. 80 00:03:29,259 --> 00:03:30,693 -Well, thank you, Aunty Ella. -Thank you. 81 00:03:30,693 --> 00:03:33,630 I really appreciate the support, especially from you. 82 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,698 I mean, you helped raise an independent young man. 83 00:03:35,698 --> 00:03:36,900 I know. 84 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,302 And I know you gonna figure out what to do. 85 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:40,637 [Malik] Yes, ma'am. 86 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,338 And you gonna figure out how to alter that suit. 87 00:03:44,841 --> 00:03:47,343 -You not gonna help me? -[Ella] Mm-mm, mm-mm. 88 00:03:48,378 --> 00:03:50,680 Okay, Mr. Know-When-To-Fold-Them. 89 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:54,484 Sixty-nine, I'll re-raise you five. 90 00:03:55,752 --> 00:03:57,554 Like father like son. 91 00:03:57,854 --> 00:03:59,355 Mm-hmm. 92 00:03:59,355 --> 00:04:01,524 Boom, run my money. 93 00:04:01,524 --> 00:04:03,660 Got y'all. Y'all ain't got nothing on me. 94 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:06,329 You don't want none of this, man! 95 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,398 What is up with you and Malik 96 00:04:08,398 --> 00:04:10,200 being all lovey-dovey with your computers today? 97 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,101 -Say what? -Malik. 98 00:04:12,101 --> 00:04:13,570 He was all over his laptop 99 00:04:13,570 --> 00:04:15,805 trying to buy a suit and now here you are, 100 00:04:15,805 --> 00:04:17,173 extorting yours. 101 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,676 I'm playing online poker 'cause I'm getting ready 102 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,245 to take everybody's money for tonight. 103 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,481 Is something happening tonight? 104 00:04:26,316 --> 00:04:27,750 Don't play with me. 105 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:30,286 I am playing, Dad. Come on, you know I got you. 106 00:04:30,286 --> 00:04:32,855 Okay, 'cause you know I want this to be 107 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:35,191 like a, you know, like a real poker room. 108 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:38,294 You know what I mean? Like a chip girl... 109 00:04:38,294 --> 00:04:41,064 Oh, no, I'm sorry. Chip "woman." 110 00:04:41,064 --> 00:04:42,565 Because nothing says poker 111 00:04:42,565 --> 00:04:44,567 like a room full of chauvinistic men 112 00:04:44,567 --> 00:04:46,736 begging a woman for $5 in chips 113 00:04:46,736 --> 00:04:49,005 'cause they don't know how to play Texas hold 'em. 114 00:04:50,673 --> 00:04:54,310 When did you turn into an independent-thinking feminist? 115 00:04:54,844 --> 00:04:58,514 Freshmen year, or should I say "freshwoman" year? 116 00:04:59,983 --> 00:05:02,118 Okay, makes sense, but, listen, 117 00:05:02,118 --> 00:05:03,886 it ain't gonna be $5 they ask for 118 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:09,158 because the minimum buy-in for this game is $500. 119 00:05:09,492 --> 00:05:10,860 You heard me? 120 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:13,096 Are you trying to end Uncle Curtis' marriage? 121 00:05:13,596 --> 00:05:15,265 Uncle Curtis is a grown man. 122 00:05:15,265 --> 00:05:16,966 He can do what he wanna do. 123 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:18,835 Have you met Aunty Ella? 124 00:05:18,835 --> 00:05:20,770 She has a spreadsheet for their tithes 125 00:05:20,770 --> 00:05:22,672 going back to when spreadsheets were first invented. 126 00:05:22,672 --> 00:05:24,340 It's all right. He'll be fine 127 00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:27,477 'cause after I take everybody's money, 128 00:05:28,011 --> 00:05:29,912 I'll break him off a piece. 129 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:31,381 -Here we are. -What? 130 00:05:31,381 --> 00:05:33,916 Ask me who gonna be broke tonight. 131 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:36,352 Uh, everybody but me 132 00:05:36,352 --> 00:05:39,389 'cause I'm about to break the bank up in here, 133 00:05:39,389 --> 00:05:40,890 up in here. 134 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:42,392 -Hey, Jazzy. -Hey. 135 00:05:42,392 --> 00:05:43,893 -Are you doing all right? -I'm good. 136 00:05:43,893 --> 00:05:45,828 -God bless you. -[Curtis] Hey, hey. 137 00:05:46,462 --> 00:05:49,666 You my cat, but when the dealer lay them cards down, 138 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:51,000 me and you are enemies. 139 00:05:52,235 --> 00:05:56,239 Wait, hold on. C.J., you hired a dealer? 140 00:05:56,239 --> 00:05:58,474 Is that okay? I mean, you know 141 00:05:58,474 --> 00:06:00,877 I'm really new to the whole poker thing. 142 00:06:00,877 --> 00:06:03,980 C.J., C.J., C.J. 143 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,082 You about to be the only one up in here 144 00:06:06,082 --> 00:06:08,017 that's gonna be broke by the end of the night, 145 00:06:08,017 --> 00:06:09,118 I see that. 146 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:14,057 Come on, man, this is supposed to be a friendly game, Floyd. 147 00:06:14,057 --> 00:06:15,625 You know, if it was up to me, 148 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,393 we wouldn't even be playing for money. 149 00:06:17,393 --> 00:06:19,796 We would just have a fun game of poker. 150 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,565 It ain't no fun winning fake money. 151 00:06:22,565 --> 00:06:24,967 May I get you gentlemen something to drink? 152 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:28,037 I'm just preparing for my subservient role this evening. 153 00:06:30,006 --> 00:06:32,342 People's kids are allowed? 154 00:06:32,342 --> 00:06:33,743 She's allowed, Floyd. 155 00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:35,511 Since when? 156 00:06:35,878 --> 00:06:37,580 Since 1920. 157 00:06:38,614 --> 00:06:40,950 I mean, you was born in 19... 158 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:41,000 Women's right to vote. 159 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,418 Women's right to vote. 160 00:06:42,418 --> 00:06:44,687 Come on. I feel like I was raised by wolves. 161 00:06:45,621 --> 00:06:47,724 Jazmine's gonna be the holder tonight. 162 00:06:47,724 --> 00:06:48,891 Holder? 163 00:06:48,891 --> 00:06:50,693 You know, the person that holds the money. 164 00:06:51,094 --> 00:06:53,429 So she gonna be the bank? 165 00:06:54,364 --> 00:06:55,998 Is that what it's called? 166 00:06:57,133 --> 00:07:00,269 Curtis, you ain't teach this boy anything. 167 00:07:00,269 --> 00:07:02,905 Hey, he is a grown-ass man. 168 00:07:03,306 --> 00:07:04,574 He can do what he wanna do. 169 00:07:04,941 --> 00:07:07,643 You right. He can do anything he wanna do 170 00:07:07,643 --> 00:07:11,514 like moving back in with you after I take this house tonight. 171 00:07:12,115 --> 00:07:13,649 Floyd, take it easy on me, okay? 172 00:07:13,649 --> 00:07:16,152 This is my first time hosting a poker party. 173 00:07:16,152 --> 00:07:18,521 Yeah, and it looks like it's gonna be your last 174 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:21,591 'cause I'm about to run them pockets! 175 00:07:23,059 --> 00:07:24,660 Yes, sir! 176 00:07:25,128 --> 00:07:26,596 You lost weight? 177 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,366 [Ella gutturally laughing] 178 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:32,468 -Malik. -Yeah. Yeah? 179 00:07:32,468 --> 00:07:34,003 Are you stitching? 180 00:07:34,437 --> 00:07:36,272 Well, I have to. [Ella chuckling] 181 00:07:36,272 --> 00:07:37,874 You wasn't helping me. 182 00:07:38,274 --> 00:07:39,742 -You know... -Let me see. 183 00:07:39,742 --> 00:07:43,679 Payne men are men of many talents. 184 00:07:43,679 --> 00:07:46,482 Mm-hmm. Well, I tell you what. 185 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:49,886 If that casino thing does not work out, 186 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,789 then you can be a seamstress. 187 00:07:53,322 --> 00:07:57,560 Yeah, maybe for one-legged funeral directors named Ernesto. 188 00:07:59,695 --> 00:08:01,831 I will make sure that this gets done for you. 189 00:08:01,831 --> 00:08:03,566 Oh, well, thank you, Aunty Ella. 190 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:04,867 [Ella] Mm-hmm. 191 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:06,736 -Works every time. -I'm sorry, say what? 192 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,037 I said I'm running out of time. 193 00:08:08,037 --> 00:08:10,573 Yeah, the dinner meeting, it's at 6:00. 194 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:13,242 Malik, I'll get these done before I leave. 195 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,710 All right, okay. Well... 196 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:16,245 Wait a minute, before you leave? 197 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:18,080 You ain't about to be out in these streets, are you? 198 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,749 Malik, of course not. 199 00:08:21,651 --> 00:08:23,986 Hey, let's hit these streets, girl. 200 00:08:25,888 --> 00:08:26,956 Aunty Ella. 201 00:08:27,990 --> 00:08:31,327 You just gonna lie to me and lie this close to Sunday? 202 00:08:31,327 --> 00:08:32,995 When did you start being a heathen? 203 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,199 After we read Fifty Shades of Grey. 204 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,268 We're hitting the streets to feed the homeless, 205 00:08:39,669 --> 00:08:41,704 people who really need help. 206 00:08:41,704 --> 00:08:43,206 Hey, you wanna come? 207 00:08:43,206 --> 00:08:45,041 The women's missionary board would love to have you. 208 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:46,576 Malik can't come. 209 00:08:46,576 --> 00:08:50,480 He's too busy being a drum major for debauchery. 210 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,750 I've never heard of that HBCU. 211 00:08:58,354 --> 00:09:00,189 No, no, what she means 212 00:09:00,189 --> 00:09:03,493 -is that I'm lobbying for... -Destruction 213 00:09:03,493 --> 00:09:05,394 and gambling addictions. 214 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,929 Here, put these back there. 215 00:09:06,929 --> 00:09:09,265 That sounds like my third husband's memoir. 216 00:09:10,099 --> 00:09:13,803 No, I am moving the state of Georgia forward, Ms. Glo. 217 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,105 -That's what I'm doing. -All right. 218 00:09:16,405 --> 00:09:18,274 Wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. 219 00:09:18,274 --> 00:09:21,010 This has all gone backwards. How did this... 220 00:09:21,377 --> 00:09:23,179 What is it? 221 00:09:23,179 --> 00:09:24,547 My boss said that the guest 222 00:09:24,547 --> 00:09:25,982 doesn't wanna meet at a restaurant. 223 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,817 Oh, well, that sounds about right. 224 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,519 I mean, the new place for business meetings 225 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:30,786 is Magic City. 226 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,491 Hey, hey, hey, don't judge me. 227 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:38,294 I go for the lunch special. 228 00:09:38,794 --> 00:09:40,530 Look, I am not having a lobbyist meeting 229 00:09:40,530 --> 00:09:42,031 at a strip club. 230 00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:46,269 Gambling, stripping, sinning, 231 00:09:46,903 --> 00:09:49,605 sounds like it should all fit right in. 232 00:09:49,605 --> 00:09:51,507 It doesn't, Aunty Ella! Stop, please. 233 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:52,808 What am I gonna do? 234 00:09:52,808 --> 00:09:54,010 I don't know, baby. You'll figure it out. 235 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:57,914 Payne men are men of many talents. 236 00:09:59,248 --> 00:10:00,683 Just gonna use that against me, are you? 237 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,251 [Ella] Hm-hmm. 238 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:05,880 Yeah, y'all feeling good? 239 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:09,250 Yeah, you know why? Run them pockets! 240 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,419 Run them! Now give me my money. 241 00:10:11,686 --> 00:10:13,121 All of it, all of it. 242 00:10:13,588 --> 00:10:15,757 Wait a minute, excuse me. 243 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:19,427 Run them pockets is my line, okay? 244 00:10:19,427 --> 00:10:21,596 Sounds like he's about to cry. 245 00:10:21,596 --> 00:10:23,297 "That is my line." 246 00:10:23,698 --> 00:10:25,099 Well, if that's your line, Floyd, 247 00:10:25,099 --> 00:10:27,001 how come you ain't said it all night? 248 00:10:27,902 --> 00:10:30,104 Yeah, y'all real quiet. 249 00:10:30,438 --> 00:10:32,106 It ain't easy being broke, is it? 250 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,474 Boy, you should know Peanut, 251 00:10:33,474 --> 00:10:34,809 you been that way your whole life. 252 00:10:35,209 --> 00:10:37,979 Yeah, but now, thanks to this little 401K 253 00:10:37,979 --> 00:10:39,547 I've been collecting from y'all, 254 00:10:39,547 --> 00:10:41,282 it won't be like that no more. 255 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,051 You know, the night's still young, man. 256 00:10:43,051 --> 00:10:45,920 You might wanna stop talking all that noise. 257 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,822 But you ain't won a hand all night. 258 00:10:47,822 --> 00:10:48,890 What you talking... 259 00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:50,491 He over there, playing Spades. 260 00:10:50,491 --> 00:10:52,260 Man, you got a UNO card in your hand. 261 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,529 You know what? You know what, C.J.? 262 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,097 Why don't you do me a favor and draw four, 263 00:10:56,097 --> 00:10:58,733 skip on over there, and get us some more sandwiches? 264 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,169 Y'all know this is my house, right? 265 00:11:01,936 --> 00:11:03,171 Well, yeah, not for long. 266 00:11:03,171 --> 00:11:04,872 Go ahead, put that mortgage on the table. 267 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:06,908 Yeah, we'll take that too. 268 00:11:06,908 --> 00:11:09,010 Yeah, don't talk to your landlord like that either. 269 00:11:09,677 --> 00:11:12,013 Unless you wanna get evicted, again. 270 00:11:14,449 --> 00:11:16,217 He gotta sleep in the fire truck. 271 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,089 I got them right where I want them. 272 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,857 Daddy, what are you doing? 273 00:11:22,857 --> 00:11:24,892 I'm playing possum. 274 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:27,295 That's the problem. They playing poker. 275 00:11:28,429 --> 00:11:30,998 I'm setting them dudes up, right? 276 00:11:30,998 --> 00:11:33,201 What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna keep feeding them food 277 00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:35,470 and beer, and when they get comfortable, 278 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:36,904 by-yow! 279 00:11:37,271 --> 00:11:39,307 What exactly is by-yow? 280 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,942 I'm gonna flip it on them. 281 00:11:40,942 --> 00:11:43,211 I'm gonna flip it, win all my money back, 282 00:11:43,211 --> 00:11:46,147 so I need you to give me $50 in chips. 283 00:11:46,147 --> 00:11:49,016 All right, that'll be $50, please. 284 00:11:49,617 --> 00:11:54,055 No, I said give me $50 in chips. 285 00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:57,692 You also said nobody gets free chips or credit. 286 00:11:58,025 --> 00:12:00,394 Yeah, but I'm not nobody. I raised you. 287 00:12:00,394 --> 00:12:02,930 To do what you told me to do. 288 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,599 Forget what I told you to do earlier. 289 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,733 Just get me $50, girl. 290 00:12:05,733 --> 00:12:09,137 Daddy, admitting you have a problem 291 00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:10,805 is the first step. 292 00:12:11,539 --> 00:12:13,641 This is my first friendly poker night. 293 00:12:14,408 --> 00:12:17,111 Friendly poker nights are the gateway drug 294 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,547 to selling your kids in order to feed your habit. 295 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,083 Next thing you know, you gonna be in Vegas 296 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,485 selling teeth for slot machine quarters. 297 00:12:24,485 --> 00:12:25,820 Is that what you want? 298 00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:27,788 I'm selling my teeth and my kids. 299 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,391 -All of it. -Will you give me $50? 300 00:12:33,895 --> 00:12:35,997 Just promise to sell Malik first. 301 00:12:42,537 --> 00:12:44,939 Malik, this material is amazing. 302 00:12:44,939 --> 00:12:46,274 I am so impressed. 303 00:12:46,274 --> 00:12:48,209 Well, thank you. I really appreciate it. 304 00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:50,044 But, I mean, it's all a waste now. 305 00:12:50,044 --> 00:12:52,680 The head of the Georgia Opportunity Alliance cancelled. 306 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:53,948 You talking about Lawrence? 307 00:12:53,948 --> 00:12:55,416 Wait, you know him? 308 00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:58,786 High school classmate, and I did not have his baby, 309 00:12:58,786 --> 00:13:01,722 despite what somebody wrote on my yearbook. 310 00:13:02,423 --> 00:13:04,959 Okay, well, do you think that you can get him to reschedule? 311 00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:06,561 I can do you one better. 312 00:13:06,561 --> 00:13:09,964 Pitch me, and if I like your idea, 313 00:13:09,964 --> 00:13:11,532 I'll recommend it to Lawrence. 314 00:13:11,532 --> 00:13:12,733 I mean, he owes me, anyway, 315 00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:14,936 look, and not for a baby. 316 00:13:14,936 --> 00:13:17,505 Okay, well, that's incredible. Thank you so much. 317 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,006 All right, well, don't thank me yet 318 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,575 'cause now you could pitch this 319 00:13:20,575 --> 00:13:22,210 and I have to crush your dreams. 320 00:13:22,977 --> 00:13:27,548 Okay, sweetheart, thank you. It's good seeing you too. 321 00:13:27,548 --> 00:13:29,050 Yes, always. 322 00:13:31,252 --> 00:13:33,421 Thought she was never gonna go back into that house. 323 00:13:35,756 --> 00:13:37,725 God bless her heart, though. 324 00:13:37,725 --> 00:13:39,193 Bless her heart. 325 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,361 Bless her heart. 326 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,463 Look, she probably just needs something to do. 327 00:13:42,463 --> 00:13:45,466 And I think that Malik is working on something 328 00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:47,235 that would be extracurricular. 329 00:13:47,235 --> 00:13:51,872 Oh, you mean like with the flapjack blackjacks, 330 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,174 or claps or craps. 331 00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:54,809 I don't know, whatever you do over there 332 00:13:54,809 --> 00:13:56,043 in the casinos. 333 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,045 Yes, to the blackjack and craps. 334 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,680 No, to the flapjacks and claps. 335 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,882 I... No. 336 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:04,585 You know what? The more I look at this, 337 00:14:04,585 --> 00:14:05,620 the more I like it. 338 00:14:06,254 --> 00:14:09,090 Well, I'm glad you not one of the decision-makers. 339 00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:11,359 But Ms. Glo is one of the plugs, okay? 340 00:14:11,359 --> 00:14:12,627 She has an in on this. 341 00:14:12,994 --> 00:14:16,163 Glo, I don't support Malik on any of this. 342 00:14:16,163 --> 00:14:18,499 I don't think we need legalized gambling. 343 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,935 Oh, well, I mean, Ella, actually, 344 00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:22,970 casinos and gaming entertainment 345 00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:26,007 have been the lifeblood of underserved communities. 346 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,908 How so? 347 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,044 Well, for one, 348 00:14:30,044 --> 00:14:33,881 Indian Reservations Gambling generates more income 349 00:14:33,881 --> 00:14:36,150 than Atlantic City and Las Vegas combined. 350 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:38,552 I mean, it's all right here in Malik's research. 351 00:14:40,554 --> 00:14:42,657 -Keep going. -Okay, look. 352 00:14:42,657 --> 00:14:44,825 "Twenty billion in annual revenue 353 00:14:44,825 --> 00:14:49,797 from 435 facilities run by 233 tribes 354 00:14:49,797 --> 00:14:51,198 in 28 states. 355 00:14:51,198 --> 00:14:54,235 Tribes receive $4 of every $10 356 00:14:54,235 --> 00:14:56,304 that people wage at their casinos. 357 00:14:57,538 --> 00:14:59,507 Did crime go up? 358 00:14:59,807 --> 00:15:01,742 Did addictions increase? 359 00:15:01,742 --> 00:15:03,000 Look, Aunty Ella, 360 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:03,744 Look, Aunty Ella, 361 00:15:03,744 --> 00:15:06,180 progress will always have casualties. 362 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:08,549 Okay, we could wage a war against poverty 363 00:15:08,549 --> 00:15:10,951 or we could fight mediocrity. 364 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,054 Think somebody famous said that. 365 00:15:13,921 --> 00:15:15,356 I am convinced. 366 00:15:15,356 --> 00:15:17,992 I'm gonna recommend your idea to Lawrence. 367 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,595 Now, Ella, your nephew is persuasive. 368 00:15:21,595 --> 00:15:23,230 I actually like gaming. 369 00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:25,099 Well, thank you so much, Ms. Glo. 370 00:15:25,099 --> 00:15:26,500 You know what? Matter of fact, you should come over 371 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,502 to my dad's house tonight. They having poker night. 372 00:15:28,502 --> 00:15:29,904 Guess he's getting started 373 00:15:29,904 --> 00:15:31,472 before the casinos are even built, huh? 374 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,842 Exactly. It'll be good to see gaming in private. 375 00:15:34,842 --> 00:15:36,377 You can even show Lawrence 376 00:15:36,377 --> 00:15:39,146 and show him how excited people in Georgia are for gaming. 377 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,883 Lawrence would've loved to have sat in on a home poker game. 378 00:15:42,883 --> 00:15:44,485 You know what? You know what? 379 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,555 I will send him a video when we get there. 380 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,990 -That'll be perfect. -[Glo] There you go. 381 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,325 I'm so excited, man. 382 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,427 -Casinos are coming to Georgia. -That right. 383 00:15:54,061 --> 00:15:55,162 That's amazing. 384 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,897 Well, I guess it's right what they say. 385 00:15:56,897 --> 00:16:00,067 -What? -The devil went down to Georgia. 386 00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:03,104 [C.J. Laughing gloatingly] 387 00:16:03,104 --> 00:16:07,608 Run them pockets! Yes! Run me my money, man. 388 00:16:07,608 --> 00:16:09,910 Run me my money! 389 00:16:11,312 --> 00:16:15,282 My guy, can you win a little less loud? 390 00:16:15,916 --> 00:16:17,451 Like, I need you to pipe down 391 00:16:17,451 --> 00:16:19,920 'cause, on God, you killing my buzz. 392 00:16:20,388 --> 00:16:22,590 Jazzy. Jazzy. 393 00:16:23,224 --> 00:16:26,494 Can you bring Pookie some more refreshments 394 00:16:26,494 --> 00:16:29,797 so that he can refresh his buzz on God. 395 00:16:29,797 --> 00:16:31,232 [C.J. laughing gloatingly] 396 00:16:31,232 --> 00:16:33,434 So I can take some more of his money. 397 00:16:33,968 --> 00:16:35,403 Hey, man, act like you won before. 398 00:16:35,403 --> 00:16:37,772 You ever heard of being a gracious winner? 399 00:16:37,772 --> 00:16:40,741 You ever heard of a Royal Flush? 400 00:16:40,741 --> 00:16:42,176 Give me them chips! 401 00:16:43,778 --> 00:16:44,979 You know, for somebody 402 00:16:44,979 --> 00:16:47,047 that hasn't been playing for very long, 403 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,383 you sure are on a lucky streak. 404 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,653 I haven't been playing with y'all long. 405 00:16:54,188 --> 00:16:57,558 So, um, you lied to us? 406 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,628 Uh, say what? 407 00:17:01,028 --> 00:17:02,797 You set us up? 408 00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:05,933 Yo, bruh, hold up, pause for the cause. 409 00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:07,835 You trying to tell me, 410 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:11,605 this whole time, you been sandbagging your boys? 411 00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:15,709 Well, technically, y'all are Calvin's boys. 412 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,812 He's right about that. 413 00:17:17,812 --> 00:17:19,947 Uh, hold up, hold up, though. 414 00:17:19,947 --> 00:17:22,183 Mr. Payne, that's your fam. 415 00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:24,051 And you gonna do him dirty? 416 00:17:27,121 --> 00:17:29,457 Technically, Unc know I can play. 417 00:17:31,158 --> 00:17:34,028 Technically, Unc knew he can play. 418 00:17:34,028 --> 00:17:37,064 So y'all working together now? Y'all a team? 419 00:17:37,064 --> 00:17:40,000 No. No, Pookie. Ain't nobody know. 420 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,436 Okay, okay, everybody relax. 421 00:17:43,003 --> 00:17:44,905 Okay, I'll relax as soon as you tell me this. 422 00:17:44,905 --> 00:17:47,808 So C.J., you hired the dealer, right? 423 00:17:47,808 --> 00:17:49,076 Yes, I did. 424 00:17:49,076 --> 00:17:51,979 And you hired your daughter, 425 00:17:51,979 --> 00:17:54,782 the feminist back there, to be the bank, right? 426 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,485 Uh, yeah, but she was volunteering. 427 00:17:57,485 --> 00:18:00,254 Okay, so you mean to tell us you set us up 428 00:18:00,254 --> 00:18:02,289 and you playing with house money? 429 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,724 No, it's not like that. 430 00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:06,727 Unc, go ahead, talk to Floyd. Talk to them. 431 00:18:06,727 --> 00:18:09,296 No, no, no! 432 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,099 You talk to Floyd, all right, 433 00:18:12,099 --> 00:18:13,601 since you the grown-ass man 434 00:18:13,601 --> 00:18:15,469 and you can do whatever you wanna do. 435 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,339 What you can do is give me my money back. 436 00:18:18,339 --> 00:18:21,242 That's right. C.J., this is some BS 437 00:18:21,242 --> 00:18:23,944 and why don't you go ahead and run me my coins too? 438 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:29,016 And I will take a full refund as well, sir. 439 00:18:29,016 --> 00:18:30,451 And my chain. 440 00:18:32,586 --> 00:18:33,754 Psyche! 441 00:18:34,088 --> 00:18:35,923 There ain't no refunds in here. 442 00:18:35,923 --> 00:18:37,358 This ain't no drive-through. 443 00:18:37,358 --> 00:18:38,926 If you couldn't take losing, 444 00:18:38,926 --> 00:18:40,261 you shouldn't have sat at the table. 445 00:18:40,261 --> 00:18:43,364 Hey, C.J., you might wanna bring that down, man. 446 00:18:43,364 --> 00:18:45,299 No, no, I ain't bringing nothing down. 447 00:18:45,299 --> 00:18:48,736 I'm not bringing nothing down. This my house, all right? 448 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,371 And if you can't handle it, 449 00:18:50,371 --> 00:18:52,873 bounce your losing ass up out of here! 450 00:18:53,774 --> 00:18:56,076 Man, what this man think this is, New Jack City? 451 00:18:56,076 --> 00:18:57,511 What you taking off your jacket for? 452 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,646 Hey, you disrespect me one more time, 453 00:18:58,646 --> 00:18:59,980 we finna have some real problems! 454 00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:01,649 We already got some real problems! 455 00:19:01,649 --> 00:19:03,250 [all arguing] 456 00:19:03,951 --> 00:19:05,986 You want the smoke? 457 00:19:05,986 --> 00:19:09,523 Hey! Hey! Hey! 458 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,192 Let's calm it down! Let's calm it down! 459 00:19:12,459 --> 00:19:14,094 What is going on up in here? 460 00:19:14,094 --> 00:19:16,797 We playing cards! We gambling! 461 00:19:16,797 --> 00:19:18,132 And these fools losing 462 00:19:18,132 --> 00:19:20,668 and now we about to move some furniture! 463 00:19:20,968 --> 00:19:22,770 He's cheating! He's cheating! 464 00:19:25,105 --> 00:19:26,373 Give me my chain back! 465 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:29,109 Oh, now you want my chain? Want my chain? 466 00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:39,095 [door creaking] 467 00:19:43,366 --> 00:19:45,134 Need to oil that thing. 468 00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:56,979 Okay, I'll play along. 469 00:19:57,313 --> 00:20:01,550 Curtis. Curtis... [Curtis moaning] 470 00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:02,752 Curtis! 471 00:20:02,752 --> 00:20:04,120 Baby. 472 00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:09,692 -Hey, Curtis. Wake up. -What's up, babe? 473 00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:11,394 Listen, stop playing. 474 00:20:11,394 --> 00:20:15,531 Why have I been getting overdraft feed notifications 475 00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:16,732 all night? 476 00:20:17,867 --> 00:20:19,802 -I don't know, baby... -Curtis! 477 00:20:21,237 --> 00:20:23,639 Ella, I hit a losing streak, okay? 478 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,809 I'm sorry. 479 00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:29,145 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 480 00:20:29,578 --> 00:20:32,181 -I knew you would understand. -Yes, I'm sorry 481 00:20:32,181 --> 00:20:35,151 that I did not get a chance to make that deposit 482 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,687 for your surprise Vegas trip. 483 00:20:40,056 --> 00:20:41,957 -We going to Vegas? -Not now. 484 00:20:42,391 --> 00:20:44,493 You lost the money. 485 00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:47,229 Then where can we afford to go? 486 00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:51,400 Uh, you already there, baby. You in the doghouse. 487 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:59,242 [music] 488 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,195 [music] 489 00:21:26,962 --> 00:21:28,564 [music]