1 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:08,311 >> MY LEGS HURT. 2 00:00:08,311 --> 00:00:09,444 >> YOU WANT THE ROLE, DON'T YOU? 3 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:11,185 STAY FOCUSED ON THE MISSION. 4 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:12,054 >> MY BUTT HURTS. 5 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,577 >> NO PAIN, NO GAIN. 6 00:00:13,577 --> 00:00:14,971 >> MY TEETH HURT. 7 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:17,190 >> OOH, THAT'S PROBABLY BAD. 8 00:00:17,190 --> 00:00:20,542 OH! HEY. 9 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:26,242 >> MAKE-OUT BREAK. 10 00:00:26,242 --> 00:00:27,243 >> MM-MM. 11 00:00:27,243 --> 00:00:28,376 >> WHAT? 12 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:29,202 >> YOU KNOW, GIRL, DO NOT START 13 00:00:29,202 --> 00:00:30,291 SOMETHING YOU CAN'T FINISH. 14 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:31,117 >> [chuckles] 15 00:00:31,117 --> 00:00:32,380 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 16 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:33,119 >> YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT 17 00:00:33,119 --> 00:00:33,990 MEANS. 18 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:34,859 ONCE AGAIN MY NAME IS NOT THE 19 00:00:34,859 --> 00:00:36,165 ONLY THING THAT'S BLUE. 20 00:00:36,165 --> 00:00:37,210 >> RELAX. 21 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:38,167 I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS WHO 22 00:00:38,167 --> 00:00:38,951 KISS. 23 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,518 >> WELL, IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS. 24 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:41,301 WHAT IF I WANT TO DO MORE THAN 25 00:00:41,301 --> 00:00:42,345 JUST KISS? 26 00:00:42,345 --> 00:00:43,521 >> WELL, THEN YOU NEED TO BE 27 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:44,566 MORE THAN JUST MY FRIEND. 28 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:45,783 >> LOOK, YOU KNOW WE'RE MORE 29 00:00:45,783 --> 00:00:46,655 THAN FRIENDS. 30 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:47,569 >> OH, REALLY? 31 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:49,091 WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THIS? 32 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:52,225 >> THIS I WOULD CALL RIDICULOUS. 33 00:00:52,225 --> 00:00:53,704 I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN STANDING IN 34 00:00:53,704 --> 00:00:55,054 THE BUSHES WITH A CHUMPY. 35 00:00:55,054 --> 00:00:56,533 >> NO, THAT'S CALLED A PERV. 36 00:00:56,533 --> 00:00:58,622 I'M TALKING ABOUT US. 37 00:00:58,622 --> 00:01:00,320 >> I DON'T KNOW. 38 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,018 LOOK, I KNOW THAT I LIKE YOU, I 39 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:03,715 KNOW I LIKE DOING THINGS WITH 40 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,412 YOU, AND I KNOW I WANT TO KEEP 41 00:01:05,412 --> 00:01:07,284 DOING THINGS WITH YOU. 42 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:08,938 NASTY THINGS WITH YOU. 43 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:10,373 >> [laughs] 44 00:01:10,373 --> 00:01:12,072 SEE, NOW THAT IS WHY YOU'RE 45 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,115 STANDING IN THE BUSHES WITH A 46 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,858 CHUMPY, CHUMP. 47 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:17,251 COME ON, LET'S GO FINISH THE 48 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:20,210 MISSION. 49 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:24,474 >> I NEED A MINUTE. 50 00:01:24,474 --> 00:01:25,606 NAKED GRANDMA, NAKED GRANDMA, 51 00:01:25,606 --> 00:01:28,000 NAKED GRANDMA. 52 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,263 AH, THERE WE GO. 53 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:30,263 [rock music] 54 00:01:30,263 --> 00:01:35,269 [rock music] ♪ 55 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:41,796 ♪ 56 00:01:41,796 --> 00:01:44,495 >> HEY, POOK, WHAT YOU DOING? 57 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:45,539 PLAYING WORDS WITH FRIENDSWITH 58 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:46,715 YOUR PRISON WIFE? 59 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:48,412 >> HA-HA, NO, BABY. 60 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:49,195 I'M WORKING ON MY NEW BUSINESS 61 00:01:49,195 --> 00:01:49,891 PLAN. 62 00:01:49,891 --> 00:01:51,763 YO, APPARENTLY YOUR BOY RICK FOX 63 00:01:51,763 --> 00:01:53,591 BOUGHT A GUN, SO HE WON'T BE 64 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:54,896 NEEDING MY SECURITY SERVICES 65 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:55,637 NOW. 66 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:56,463 >> WHAT? 67 00:01:56,463 --> 00:01:57,116 >> YEAH. 68 00:01:57,116 --> 00:01:58,161 >> AH! 69 00:01:58,161 --> 00:02:01,424 DAMN THAT RICK FOX! 70 00:02:01,424 --> 00:02:03,165 LORD, YOU KNOW WHAT, MAY HE JUST 71 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,733 SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE FACE. 72 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:05,560 AMEN? 73 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,126 [knock at door] 74 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,126 >> YEAH, SAY A PRAYER FOR ME 75 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:08,127 TOO. 76 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:09,563 BUSINESS IS SLOW DOWN HERE. 77 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:10,433 I'M GONNA HAVE TO KEEP SOME OF 78 00:02:10,433 --> 00:02:11,305 MY CLIENTS UP NORTH JUST TO MAKE 79 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:12,740 ENDS MEET. 80 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:13,915 >> YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, BABY. 81 00:02:13,915 --> 00:02:14,830 >> [grunts] 82 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:15,396 >> OKAY? 83 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:17,615 >> MM-HMM. 84 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:18,442 >> OH. 85 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:19,312 >> HEY, GIRL. 86 00:02:19,312 --> 00:02:19,921 >> HEY. 87 00:02:19,921 --> 00:02:20,748 >> WHAT'S UP, POOKIE? 88 00:02:20,748 --> 00:02:21,314 >> WHAT UP? WHAT UP? 89 00:02:21,314 --> 00:02:22,794 >> SCARY MOVIE 5TIME. 90 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:23,447 YOU READY? 91 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:24,491 >> YEAH, LET ME JUST GET MY 92 00:02:24,491 --> 00:02:25,536 WEED BAG. 93 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:26,146 >> YO, WEED? 94 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,320 >> I MEAN MY PURSE. 95 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:27,930 >> FOR REAL? 96 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,409 >> OKAY, AND DO NOT JUDGE ME. 97 00:02:29,409 --> 00:02:30,497 YOU KNOW I HAVE GLAUCOMAS. 98 00:02:30,497 --> 00:02:31,454 >> YEAH, RIGHT. 99 00:02:31,454 --> 00:02:32,194 >> ALL RIGHT, POOKIE. 100 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:32,804 >> ALL RIGHT. 101 00:02:32,804 --> 00:02:33,631 >> LOVE YOU. 102 00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:34,371 >> ALL RIGHT. LOVE YOU TOO. 103 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:34,849 >> BYE, POOKIE. 104 00:02:34,849 --> 00:02:35,850 >> ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL BE GOOD. 105 00:02:35,850 --> 00:02:36,721 >> OH, WE GONNA BE GOOD. 106 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:39,854 >> ALL RIGHT. 107 00:02:39,854 --> 00:02:44,337 >> MM. 108 00:02:44,337 --> 00:02:44,947 HEY. 109 00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:46,687 >> OKAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 110 00:02:46,687 --> 00:02:48,733 >> WHAT THE HELL? 111 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:49,777 SO WE NOT GONNA GO SEE 112 00:02:49,777 --> 00:02:50,822 SCARY MOVIE 5? 113 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:51,866 >> SPOILER ALERT: GIRL, IT AIN'T 114 00:02:51,866 --> 00:02:53,521 BEEN FUNNY SINCE THE WAYANS. 115 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:54,348 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, TASHA, THIS IS 116 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:55,566 SOME B.S. 117 00:02:55,566 --> 00:02:56,653 NOW I'M ABOUT TO MISS MY MOVIE 118 00:02:56,653 --> 00:02:58,656 BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR... 119 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:00,657 VEHICULAR FREAKNIK. 120 00:03:00,657 --> 00:03:02,790 >> DON'T WORRY, JASON'S WIFE. 121 00:03:02,790 --> 00:03:03,443 I'M NOT DOING THIS 122 00:03:03,443 --> 00:03:05,663 BACK-AND-FORTH ANYMORE. 123 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,490 TASHA, IT'S EITHER ME OR PINKIE. 124 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:08,230 >> POOKIE. 125 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,884 >> WHATEVER. CHOOSE. 126 00:03:09,884 --> 00:03:11,365 >> LOOK, RICK, I'M TIRED OF 127 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:12,365 CHEATING TOO, OKAY? 128 00:03:12,365 --> 00:03:13,323 IT AIN'T IN MY BLOOD. 129 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:15,717 GIVES ME AGITA. 130 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:18,153 LOOK, I LOVE YOU, RICK, OKAY? 131 00:03:18,153 --> 00:03:20,808 AND I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU. 132 00:03:20,808 --> 00:03:23,812 LORD KNOWS I'VE TRIED. 133 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:24,812 I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO LET 134 00:03:24,812 --> 00:03:25,856 PINKIE GO. 135 00:03:25,856 --> 00:03:26,814 POOKIE. 136 00:03:26,814 --> 00:03:28,033 >> REALLY? 137 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:30,906 >> REALLY? >> REALLY. 138 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:35,301 >> REALLY. 139 00:03:35,301 --> 00:03:36,737 >> [sighs] 140 00:03:36,737 --> 00:03:38,174 POOR, POOR POOKIE. 141 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:40,263 >> OH, GOD. WAIT, POOKIE. 142 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:42,612 I GOTTA BREAK THE NEWS TO HIM. 143 00:03:42,612 --> 00:03:44,223 >> OOH, USE SPEAKERPHONE. 144 00:03:44,223 --> 00:03:45,615 >> NO. 145 00:03:45,615 --> 00:03:46,790 COME ON, RICK, ME AND POOKIE, 146 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:47,704 WE'VE BEEN DOWN FOR EACH OTHER 147 00:03:47,704 --> 00:03:49,533 SINCE WE WERE KIDS, ALL RIGHT? 148 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:50,925 I'VE ALREADY DONE ENOUGH TO HURT 149 00:03:50,925 --> 00:03:51,491 HIM. 150 00:03:51,491 --> 00:03:54,799 JUST GIVE ME A DAY OR TWO, OKAY? 151 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:58,586 >> ALL RIGHT, BABE, I GOT YOU. 152 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,064 >> [chuckles] 153 00:04:00,064 --> 00:04:01,806 >> ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? 154 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:02,719 >> IT'S HARD TO GET MY PANTS 155 00:04:02,719 --> 00:04:03,546 OFF. 156 00:04:03,546 --> 00:04:04,287 >> NO, NO, NO, I'M GONNA GET 157 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:04,853 THESE PANTS OFF. 158 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:05,984 >> YEAH, GET IT. BABY. 159 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:06,811 >> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU MIGHT 160 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:07,681 WANT TO HURRY UP AND CATCH THAT 161 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:08,421 MOVIE. 162 00:04:08,421 --> 00:04:11,381 MOVIE. >> YEAH, TWICE. 163 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:15,733 >> YEAH, TWICE. 164 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:16,865 >> WELL, WELL, WELL. 165 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:18,082 MISS SHEIBANI. 166 00:04:18,082 --> 00:04:19,824 WE MEET AGAIN. 167 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:21,391 >> MR. WRIGHT. 168 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:23,350 WELL, I KNOW YOU'VE CALLED MY 169 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:24,742 OFFICE SEVERAL TIMES FOR A 170 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:26,439 MEETING, BUT LIKE I TOLD YOU 171 00:04:26,439 --> 00:04:27,831 BEFORE, WE'RE JUST IN DIFFERENT 172 00:04:27,831 --> 00:04:28,877 BUSINESSES. 173 00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:30,879 NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I 174 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:32,183 HAVE A MEETING WITH AN 175 00:04:32,183 --> 00:04:33,925 UP-AND-COMING JAPANESE TEXTILE 176 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:38,016 IMPORTER, MR. TEMPURA, AND I-- 177 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:39,278 OH, GOD. 178 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,975 >> ARIGATO. 179 00:04:40,975 --> 00:04:42,281 I WAS GONNA GO WITH MR. MIYAGI, 180 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:43,805 BUT IT FELT TOO JOKEY. 181 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:45,807 NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 182 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:47,199 >> I TOLD YOU, I AM NOT 183 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,853 INTERESTED IN WORKING WITH YOU 184 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:50,332 UNLESS YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT 185 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:51,639 TAKING YOUR BRAND TO THE NEXT 186 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:52,247 LEVEL. 187 00:04:52,247 --> 00:04:53,944 AND YOUR BADONKADONK BURGER 188 00:04:53,944 --> 00:04:55,817 JOINT DOESN'T SAY SERIOUS OR 189 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:56,644 NEXT LEVEL. 190 00:04:56,644 --> 00:04:57,774 IT SAYS HEART DISEASE. 191 00:04:57,774 --> 00:04:59,995 >> OKAY, I GOT YOU. 192 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:05,086 WELL, I BROUGHT ALONG 50,000 OF 193 00:05:05,086 --> 00:05:07,915 MY FRIENDS... 194 00:05:07,915 --> 00:05:10,831 BOOM, BOOM. 195 00:05:10,831 --> 00:05:12,702 THEY CAN VOUCH FOR JUST HOW 196 00:05:12,702 --> 00:05:14,139 SERIOUS I AM. 197 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:14,836 I WAS GONNA PUT IT IN A 198 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,490 BRIEFCASE, BUT IT FELT TOO 199 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:17,925 JOKEY. 200 00:05:17,925 --> 00:05:18,882 >> GOOD-BYE, MALIK. 201 00:05:18,882 --> 00:05:19,797 >> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 202 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:20,841 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, 203 00:05:20,841 --> 00:05:21,930 MISS SHEIBANI. 204 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:24,235 YES, I COULD GO WITH ANOTHER 205 00:05:24,235 --> 00:05:25,542 BUSINESS CONSULTANT, BUT I'VE 206 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,803 DONE MY RESEARCH. 207 00:05:26,803 --> 00:05:28,327 I LOVE THE WAY YOU DO BUSINESS. 208 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:29,720 YOU'RE YOUNG, YOU'RE FLY, YOU'RE 209 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,983 SUCCESSFUL, YOU'RE--YOU'RE THE 210 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:34,028 FEMALE VERSION OF MALIK WRIGHT. 211 00:05:34,028 --> 00:05:35,725 AND I SEE YOU SPORT THE WIDOW'S 212 00:05:35,725 --> 00:05:36,423 PEAK TOO. 213 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,553 I LOVE THAT. LOVE-- 214 00:05:37,553 --> 00:05:38,380 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 215 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,163 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 216 00:05:39,163 --> 00:05:40,340 MISS SHEIBANI, YOU KNOW WHAT? 217 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,689 I'M SORRY. 218 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:44,778 IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, MY SHELF 219 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,911 LIFE AS AN ATHLETE IS ALMOST UP. 220 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:48,956 AND I REALLY WANT TO--NO, I NEED 221 00:05:48,956 --> 00:05:52,134 TO CREATE A FUTURE FOR MYSELF. 222 00:05:52,134 --> 00:05:54,571 AND MY GUT IS TELLING ME THAT'S 223 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:57,007 WITH YOU. 224 00:05:57,007 --> 00:05:57,792 >> I LIKED THE PART WHERE YOU 225 00:05:57,792 --> 00:06:01,447 CALLED ME YOUNG AND FLY. 226 00:06:01,447 --> 00:06:02,884 OKAY. 227 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:04,886 IF YOU ARE AS SERIOUS AS YOU 228 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,843 SOUND, MEET ME AT SHEIBANI 229 00:06:06,843 --> 00:06:08,932 TOWERS TOMORROW, 11:00 A.M., 230 00:06:08,932 --> 00:06:11,283 SUITE 3512, OKAY? 231 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:13,721 BE THERE ON TIME OR DO NOT BE 232 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:14,634 THERE AT ALL. 233 00:06:14,634 --> 00:06:15,504 >> I GOT IT. 234 00:06:15,504 --> 00:06:17,072 I'LL BE THERE 11:00 A.M. 235 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:18,552 TOMORROW MORNING. 236 00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:21,076 [laughter and chatter] 237 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:23,512 >> OKAY, LADIES. 238 00:06:23,512 --> 00:06:24,122 [bell dinging] 239 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:25,559 ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 240 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:29,649 LADIES. HEIFERS! HEIFERS! 241 00:06:29,649 --> 00:06:30,606 DAMN. 242 00:06:30,606 --> 00:06:31,913 THANK YOU. 243 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:32,608 OKAY. 244 00:06:32,608 --> 00:06:35,742 NOW, AS YOU KNOW, I AM YOUR NEW 245 00:06:35,742 --> 00:06:37,571 SUNBEAM PRESIDENT, SO FEEL FREE 246 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:40,050 TO HENCEFORTH AND FORTHWITH 247 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:41,879 REFER TO ME AS MADAM PRESIDENT. 248 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:43,011 OH, AND TO MY LATINAS, IT'S 249 00:06:43,011 --> 00:06:43,968 EL PRESIDENTE. 250 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,404 AND TO YOU HOOD RATS, IT'S 251 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:46,709 THE DON-DADA. 252 00:06:46,709 --> 00:06:48,973 AND SO ON AND SO FORTH. 253 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,060 >> WHAT ABOUT LYING? 254 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:52,106 >> OOH, EXCUSE YOU, NEWBIE. 255 00:06:52,106 --> 00:06:53,324 OKAY, EL PRESIDENTEIS STILL 256 00:06:53,324 --> 00:06:54,413 HABLA-ING. 257 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:55,240 >> [chuckles] 258 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,894 >> NOW, PRE-SEASON, IT IS COMING 259 00:06:57,894 --> 00:06:59,941 UP ON US, OKAY, SO I HAVE A LIST 260 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,942 OF ACTIVITIES, AND I'M GONNA BE 261 00:07:01,942 --> 00:07:03,639 NEEDING SOME VOLUNTEERS FOR IT. 262 00:07:03,639 --> 00:07:04,728 SO I'M GONNA START WITH YOU 263 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:05,903 ROOKIE SUNBEAMS. 264 00:07:05,903 --> 00:07:07,165 >> OKAY. 265 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,689 OOH, BAKE SALE. 266 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:09,951 GOT MY NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER 267 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:12,257 THAT LITERALLY. 268 00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:17,827 CHARDONIZZAY. OKAY. 269 00:07:17,827 --> 00:07:20,048 I'M JUST PLAYING. 270 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:21,571 >> EW. 271 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:24,225 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT SURE 272 00:07:24,225 --> 00:07:25,619 I'M GONNA BE A SUNBEAM MUCH 273 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,011 LONGER. 274 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:29,884 >> WHY? WHAT ELSE YOU GOT TO DO? 275 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:30,884 >> WELL, I'M NOT REALLY 276 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:31,928 COMFORTABLE DISCUSSING MY 277 00:07:31,928 --> 00:07:34,062 BUSINESS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. 278 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:36,586 >> IS THIS SEX BUSINESS? 279 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:38,196 >> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT 280 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:39,850 IT. 281 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,069 >> OH, HELL. 282 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:42,723 ALL RIGHT, WRAP IT UP, LADIES. 283 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:43,550 [bell dinging] 284 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,768 KEIRA'S ABOUT TO LOSE BLUE OVER 285 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:45,465 SOME SEX BUSINESS. 286 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,117 NOW I DON'T KNOW IF SHE 287 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:47,074 FREAKY-DEAKY OR SHE AIN'T 288 00:07:47,074 --> 00:07:48,163 FREAKY ENOUGH, OKAY? 289 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,338 BUT I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN WE 290 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:49,947 RECONVENE. 291 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:50,904 ALL RIGHT. 292 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,297 THAT'S IT FOR NOW, SUNBEAMS. 293 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:53,036 GO ON, LADIES. 294 00:07:53,036 --> 00:07:54,038 GET UP OUT OF HERE. 295 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:54,648 YOU HEARD THE BELL. 296 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:55,518 [bell dings] 297 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:57,954 TIME'S UP. 298 00:07:57,954 --> 00:08:00,262 ALL RIGHT. 299 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:02,437 THANK YOU. 300 00:08:02,437 --> 00:08:04,134 UH-UH, NOT YOU, CINDERELLA. 301 00:08:04,134 --> 00:08:05,093 I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT THAT 302 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:07,007 LITTLE LIAR REMARK, OKAY? 303 00:08:07,007 --> 00:08:08,009 YOUR ROOKIE BUTT, GIRL, YOU GOT 304 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,009 CLEANUP DUTY. 305 00:08:09,009 --> 00:08:09,966 >> [scoffs] WHATEVER. 306 00:08:09,966 --> 00:08:10,968 >> GO ON. 307 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:13,492 >> BOSSY. 308 00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:14,406 >> WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, LITTLE 309 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:16,233 GIRL? 310 00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:16,973 >> THINGS ARE JUST KIND OF 311 00:08:16,973 --> 00:08:18,279 GETTING OUT OF HAND WITH ME AND 312 00:08:18,279 --> 00:08:19,802 BLUE. 313 00:08:19,802 --> 00:08:20,978 >> OH, LORD. 314 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:22,370 IF HE BEAT YOU, I DON'T WANT TO 315 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:23,197 KNOW. 316 00:08:23,197 --> 00:08:24,024 WE GOT A REAL BIG GAME THIS W-- 317 00:08:24,024 --> 00:08:26,156 >> NO, HE DIDN'T BEAT ME. 318 00:08:26,156 --> 00:08:26,810 >> WELL, THEN WHAT'S THE 319 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,507 PROBLEM? 320 00:08:28,507 --> 00:08:29,509 HE TOO BIG? 321 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,944 HE TOO SMALL? 322 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,556 NO, NO, HE TOO BIG, HUH? 323 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:34,557 HE GOT ONE OF THEM ELEPHANT 324 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:35,863 TRUNKS, DON'T HE? 325 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:36,864 >> UM, I DON'T KNOW. 326 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:39,256 I'VE NEVER SEEN IT. 327 00:08:39,256 --> 00:08:39,996 >> WHY NOT? 328 00:08:39,996 --> 00:08:41,999 >> BECAUSE WE'VE NEVER DONE IT. 329 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:44,959 AND I'M NOT EVEN SURE I WANT HIM 330 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,134 TO BE MY FIRST. 331 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:47,091 >> FIRST WHAT? 332 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,135 FIRST FOOTBALL PLAYER? 333 00:08:48,135 --> 00:08:49,441 >> NO. 334 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:50,965 >> YOUR FIRST BLACK MAN? 335 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:51,748 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT, I READ 336 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,663 ABOUT YOU AND THAT McCULKIN. 337 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,534 >> NO. 338 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:57,274 >> WELL, DAMN, YOU CAN'T MEAN 339 00:08:57,274 --> 00:08:58,363 THAT YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD SEX 340 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:02,542 THAT YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE. 341 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:07,416 BEFORE. 342 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,895 >> A VIRGIN? 343 00:09:08,895 --> 00:09:09,897 GIRL, WAIT A MINUTE. 344 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,594 AIN'T YOU ABOUT 25? 345 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,160 >> IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 346 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:13,988 I JUST HAVEN'T MET THE GUY THAT 347 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,250 I WANT TO GO THERE WITH. 348 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,424 YOU KNOW, ALL THE GUYS I MEET 349 00:09:16,424 --> 00:09:18,861 ARE ACTORS OR DIRECTORS OR SOME 350 00:09:18,861 --> 00:09:20,471 BALLERS AND JUST GUYS THAT WANT 351 00:09:20,471 --> 00:09:21,517 TO RUN THROUGH A BUNCH OF CHICKS 352 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:23,126 LIKE MALIK. 353 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:23,866 NO OFFENSE. 354 00:09:23,866 --> 00:09:24,475 >> NONE TAKEN. 355 00:09:24,475 --> 00:09:25,695 GIRL, MY SON IS DISGUSTING. 356 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:26,696 >> DISGUSTING. 357 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:27,827 >> I KNOW WHERE YOU COMING FROM, 358 00:09:27,827 --> 00:09:29,437 BUT IF I WOULD HAVE BELIEVED 359 00:09:29,437 --> 00:09:30,307 EVERYTHING I HEARD ABOUT 360 00:09:30,307 --> 00:09:31,395 FOOTBALL PLAYERS, I NEVER WOULD 361 00:09:31,395 --> 00:09:32,875 HAVE GOT WITH JASON. 362 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,399 I THINK EVERYBODY DESERVES A 363 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:35,182 BLANK CANVAS. 364 00:09:35,182 --> 00:09:37,359 >> PSSH, BUMP A BLANK CANVAS. 365 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:38,620 OKAY, LOVE IS MESSY. 366 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,360 IT AIN'T EVER BEEN A PRETTY 367 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,144 PICTURE. 368 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,537 I MEAN, SOMETIMES IT'S MUSCULAR, 369 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:44,105 STOCKY, WITH TWO STRIKES. 370 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,802 OTHER TIMES IT'S BIG, DUMB, WITH 371 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:48,152 JOHNNY MATHIS HAIR. 372 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:49,240 SO WHAT YOU GONNA DO? 373 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,153 WHAT, YOU JUST GONNA WALK 374 00:09:50,153 --> 00:09:51,938 THROUGH LIFE WITH WHITE WALLS? 375 00:09:51,938 --> 00:09:53,375 NO, YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO COME IN 376 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:54,768 THERE AND JUST BANG THEM WALLS 377 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:55,769 OUT, JUST... 378 00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:56,465 [growls] 379 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:58,684 JUST TEAR 'EM DOWN. 380 00:09:58,684 --> 00:10:00,381 >> UH, OKAY, I APPRECIATE THE 381 00:10:00,381 --> 00:10:03,427 MOTHERLY ADVICE, BUT I'M GOOD. 382 00:10:03,427 --> 00:10:04,341 I'M JUST GONNA STICK TO MY LIST, 383 00:10:04,341 --> 00:10:05,386 AND WHEN I MEET THE GUY THAT 384 00:10:05,386 --> 00:10:07,606 LIVES UP TO IT, THEN MAYBE I'LL 385 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:08,912 THINK ABOUT LETTING MY WALLS 386 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,304 COME DOWN. 387 00:10:10,304 --> 00:10:11,087 >> WELL, GIRL, WHAT'S ON YOUR 388 00:10:11,087 --> 00:10:11,958 LIST? 389 00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:12,567 >> [chuckles] 390 00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:15,135 >> WELL, "A," SOMEONE WHO 391 00:10:15,135 --> 00:10:16,702 DOESN'T THINK WINING AND DINING 392 00:10:16,702 --> 00:10:17,878 ME IS GONNA GET THEM IN MY 393 00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:18,486 PANTS. 394 00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:19,662 I CAN PAY FOR MY OWN FOOD, THANK 395 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:20,620 YOU VERY MUCH. 396 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,490 >> YES. 397 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,360 >> MM, OKAY. 398 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,360 WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 399 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,450 >> "B," SOMEONE WHO HAS MY BACK 400 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,451 FOR A CHANGE. 401 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,062 I'M TIRED OF BEING SOMEONE'S ARM 402 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:28,628 CANDY. 403 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,976 IT'D BE NICE TO, YOU KNOW, 404 00:10:29,976 --> 00:10:31,326 HAVE SOMEONE CARE ABOUT MY 405 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:31,979 CAREER. 406 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:32,587 >> MM-HMM. 407 00:10:32,587 --> 00:10:33,414 >> OKAY. 408 00:10:33,414 --> 00:10:35,286 ANYTHING ELSE, PRINCESS? 409 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:37,461 >> SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE ME 410 00:10:37,461 --> 00:10:39,769 LAUGH EVEN WHEN THINGS ARE BAD. 411 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:43,511 >> OH. 412 00:10:43,511 --> 00:10:45,209 >> GIRL, I'M GETTING READY TO DO 413 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,427 IT RIGHT NOW. 414 00:10:46,427 --> 00:10:47,298 JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE AIN'T NO 415 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,908 SHARP OBJECTS UP IN HERE. 416 00:10:48,908 --> 00:10:50,562 OKAY, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HE GOT TWO 417 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:51,389 STRIKES. 418 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,347 I AIN'T TRYING TO GET TO THREE. 419 00:10:53,347 --> 00:10:55,959 OKAY? 420 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:56,786 ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU LATER, 421 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:57,787 BABY. 422 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,788 BABY. BYE. 423 00:10:59,788 --> 00:11:04,533 BYE. 424 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:05,099 >> HEY, BABE. 425 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:05,664 >> HEY. 426 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:06,534 >> HUH? 427 00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:07,448 JUST GOT MY INTERNATIONAL FLYING 428 00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:08,537 PAPERS. 429 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,668 AND I'M HEADED TO JUAREZ WITH 430 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:11,235 2 CHAINZ. 431 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,583 >> OKAY, SO, WAIT, SO YOU HEADED 432 00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:13,846 TO MEXICO, BUT YOU GONNA LEAVE 433 00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:14,890 MY HOUSE LOOKING LIKE LIKE 434 00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:16,240 TIJUANA AFTER THE CARTEL DONE 435 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:16,806 RAN THROUGH IT? 436 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,503 SOMETHING GOT TO GIVE, POOK. 437 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:19,982 >> OH, WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. 438 00:11:19,982 --> 00:11:21,462 THIS--THIS IS A SIDE EFFECT OF 439 00:11:21,462 --> 00:11:23,508 THE "CHANGE," ISN'T IT? 440 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,466 >> HOW DARE YOU? 441 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:25,466 OKAY, THE ONLY THING NEEDS TO 442 00:11:25,466 --> 00:11:28,121 CHANGE UP IN HERE IS YOU. 443 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,123 HELL, YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME, 444 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,080 POOK, DAMN. 445 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,475 I NEED SOME SPACE. 446 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,869 >> TASHA, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 447 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,522 >> LOOK, I'M SAYING, I'M TIRED 448 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,176 OF LOOKING AT YOUR MESS, OKAY? 449 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:39,915 I'M TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOUR 450 00:11:39,915 --> 00:11:40,874 SOCKS. 451 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,440 TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOUR BOOKS. 452 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,268 TERRY MCMILLAN, TOM CLANCY, 453 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,442 YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 454 00:11:45,442 --> 00:11:47,270 PICK A DAMN GENRE. 455 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:48,620 OH, AND REALLY? 456 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,620 WHAT IS THIS? 457 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:50,404 >> [stammers] 458 00:11:50,404 --> 00:11:52,711 >> OH, OH, OKAY, WHAT, A DIAMOND 459 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:53,755 PINKIE RING? 460 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:54,582 SO WHAT THE HELL, YOU DOING A 461 00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:56,628 BLAXPLOITATION MOVIE NOW? 462 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,196 >> NO, IT'S AN EMERALD-SHAPED 463 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,067 DIAMOND. 464 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,633 THE SAME ONE JAMES DEBARGE GAVE 465 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,722 TO JANET JACKSON. 466 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:04,548 SAME ONE THAT YOU SAID THAT YOU 467 00:12:04,548 --> 00:12:06,115 WANTED WHEN YOU SAW THEM ON 468 00:12:06,115 --> 00:12:07,596 SOUL TRAINWHEN WE WERE LITTLE 469 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:12,687 KIDS, HMM? 470 00:12:12,687 --> 00:12:15,559 >> OH, GOD, POOK. 471 00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:19,650 >> LOOK, LATASHA MACK, WILL YOU 472 00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:25,614 MARRY ME? 473 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:26,788 >> YES. 474 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,355 YES! 475 00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:29,836 YES. YES! 476 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:30,619 >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING 477 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,533 ABOUT, BABY. 478 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,710 >> both: OHH. 479 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:35,884 >> both: OHH. >> OOH. 480 00:12:35,884 --> 00:12:54,860 >> OOH. 481 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,123 >> YO, MY MAN. 482 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,471 WHAT'S UP WITH THE ELEVATORS? 483 00:12:57,471 --> 00:12:58,341 >> OH, THEY'LL BE BACK UP IN 484 00:12:58,341 --> 00:12:59,038 15 MINUTES. 485 00:12:59,038 --> 00:13:00,256 >> DAMN. 486 00:13:00,256 --> 00:13:01,868 MAN, I GOT A MEETING ON THE 487 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,086 35TH FLOOR AT 11:00. 488 00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:05,610 IT'S ONLY 10:52, MAN. 489 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,697 YOU'RE GOOD. 490 00:13:06,697 --> 00:13:07,524 >> THE MEETING AIN'T WITH BLACK 491 00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:08,048 PEOPLE. 492 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:11,485 PEOPLE. >> OH, YOU SCREWED, BRO. 493 00:13:11,485 --> 00:13:21,495 >> OH, YOU SCREWED, BRO. 494 00:13:21,495 --> 00:13:25,369 [cell phone rings] 495 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:25,934 >> HELLO. 496 00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:27,067 >> SHUT UP. 497 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,154 I'M ENGAGED TO POOKIE. 498 00:13:28,154 --> 00:13:29,111 >> ENGAGED? 499 00:13:29,111 --> 00:13:29,895 THOUGHT YOU WAS ABOUT TO BREAK 500 00:13:29,895 --> 00:13:30,852 UP WITH POOKIE? 501 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,158 >> I KNOW, GIRL. I TRIED. 502 00:13:32,158 --> 00:13:33,159 I PICKED A FIGHT WITH HIM AND 503 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:33,899 EVERYTHING. 504 00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:36,423 BUT INSTEAD, GIRL, HE GAVE ME 505 00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:38,947 THE JANET RING. 506 00:13:38,947 --> 00:13:40,820 [singsong] A JANET RING. 507 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,865 [singsong] A JANET RING. [chuckles] 508 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:48,957 [chuckles] 509 00:13:48,957 --> 00:13:49,915 GIRL, WHEN POOKIE PUT THIS RING 510 00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:52,004 ON MY FINGER, HONEY, MY WHOLE 511 00:13:52,004 --> 00:13:53,092 LIFE WITH US, IT JUST FLASHED 512 00:13:53,092 --> 00:13:54,398 BEFORE MY EYES. 513 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,355 MM-HMM. 514 00:13:55,355 --> 00:13:57,400 I SAW US RETIRING IN RICHMOND. 515 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,097 GIRL, WE HAD A WHITE 516 00:13:58,097 --> 00:13:59,794 CHAIN-LINKED FENCE, AND WE HAD A 517 00:13:59,794 --> 00:14:01,927 YARD FULL OF PIT BULLS. 518 00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:03,102 IT WAS NICE. 519 00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:03,972 >> HOLD UP. 520 00:14:03,972 --> 00:14:05,322 WHAT HAPPENED TO "RICK, I LOVE 521 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,975 YOU, YOU THE ONLY MAN FOR ME, 522 00:14:06,975 --> 00:14:08,020 AND LET'S DO IT ALL UP AND 523 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,892 THROUGH CHARDONNAY'S CAR WITHOUT 524 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,501 EVEN HAVING THE DECENCY OF 525 00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:12,547 GETTING IT DETAILED AFTERWARDS, 526 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:13,634 RICK"? 527 00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:14,854 >> WHO YOU TALKING TO? 528 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,942 >> OOH, GOTTA GO. 529 00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:18,030 HUH? 530 00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:19,423 >> YOU SAID RICK. 531 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:20,120 WERE YOU JUST TALKING TO 532 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,860 RICK FOX? 533 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,078 >> UM, MM-HMM. 534 00:14:23,078 --> 00:14:24,994 HE WANTS TO COME TO SPADONNAY 535 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,342 AND GET A CONSULTATION, A HAIR 536 00:14:26,342 --> 00:14:27,301 CONSULTATION. 537 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,519 YEAH, HE WAS LIKE, "SO DO I ROCK 538 00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:31,479 THE CURLS, DO I KEEP IT LOW, GO 539 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,827 ALL GRAY?" 540 00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:34,134 YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE A DOCTOR. 541 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,875 >> RIGHT, RIGHT, WELL, I HOPE 542 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,918 YOU TOLD HIM TO ROCK THE GRAY. 543 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,399 >> PSSH, YOU KNOW I DID. 544 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,356 >> PSSH, YOU KNOW I DID. >> [chuckles] 545 00:14:40,356 --> 00:14:52,282 >> [chuckles] 546 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,457 >> HEY! 547 00:14:54,457 --> 00:14:55,937 >> UH, IT'S OKAY, LYNN. 548 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,635 >> YEAH, LYNN, WE'RE GOOD. 549 00:14:58,635 --> 00:15:01,812 THANK YOU. SHE'S A SWEETHEART. 550 00:15:01,812 --> 00:15:03,163 OKAY, WE CAN START THE MEETING 551 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:03,990 NOW. 552 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,600 >> THERE IS NO MEETING. 553 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,383 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, I MADE IT, 554 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,080 GIRL. 555 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,777 I GOT, LIKE, A MINUTE TO SPARE. 556 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:09,821 COME ON NOW. 557 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:10,909 >> THERE WAS NEVER A MEETING, 558 00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:11,649 MALIK. 559 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,086 THIS WAS A TEST. 560 00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,347 I REALLY WANTED TO SEE HOW 561 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,001 SERIOUS YOU WERE, SO I HAD THE 562 00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:18,047 ELEVATOR SHUT DOWN. 563 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,352 AND I HAVE TO SAY, I'M 564 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,092 IMPRESSED. 565 00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:21,485 >> WELL, I HAVE TO SAY YOU A 566 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,269 DIRTY, MANIPULATIVE SNOB. 567 00:15:23,269 --> 00:15:25,097 AND YOU CAN KISS MY SWEATY, 568 00:15:25,097 --> 00:15:27,013 STINKY BLACK BUTT. 569 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:27,883 >> ARE YOU FINISHED? 570 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,102 >> HELL, NO, I AIN'T FINISHED. 571 00:15:30,102 --> 00:15:32,018 CAN YOU VALIDATE MY PARKING? 572 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,366 >> OF COURSE, BUT BEFORE YOU 573 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,282 GO, THERE ARE A FEW IMPORTANT 574 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,456 GENTLEMEN THAT I WOULD REALLY 575 00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:38,197 LIKE YOU TO MEET. 576 00:15:38,197 --> 00:15:41,027 SEND THEM IN, LYNN. 577 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,115 THESE GENTLEMEN ARE LOOKING FOR 578 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,029 A SPOKESMAN AND PARTNER FOR 579 00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:46,553 THEIR NEW LINE OF ENERGY DRINK. 580 00:15:46,553 --> 00:15:47,947 THIS COULD BE HUGE. 581 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,688 I MEAN, NEXT LEVEL HUGE, OKAY? 582 00:15:51,688 --> 00:15:53,952 THINK 50 CENT AND VITAMIN WATER. 583 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:55,779 BUT THERE'S NO VITAMINS AND 584 00:15:55,779 --> 00:15:56,956 WE'RE STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM 585 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,000 THE FDA IF WE CAN ACTUALLY CALL 586 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,001 IT WATER. 587 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:00,697 >> WE'RE EXCITED TO BE IN 588 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:01,568 BUSINESS WITH YOU, MALIK. 589 00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,091 A MAN WHO CAN RUN UP 35 FLIGHTS 590 00:16:03,091 --> 00:16:04,964 OF STAIRS IN 7 MINUTES? 591 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,573 PERFECT FACE FOR OUR BRAND, 592 00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:08,706 BASICALLY WATER. 593 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,099 >> SO THE NAME OF THE PRODUCT IS 594 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,796 "BASICALLY WATER"? 595 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:12,580 >> I KNOW. I KNOW. 596 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,841 FEELS JOKEY, RIGHT? 597 00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:15,148 >> NO, NO, NO, MM-MM. 598 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,452 NOT TO ME. 599 00:16:16,452 --> 00:16:18,455 >> WELL, THEN CONGRATULATIONS, 600 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:19,760 PARTNER. 601 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,980 >> [chuckles] 602 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:22,807 >> WELCOME ABOARD. 603 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:23,460 >> THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 604 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,201 I APPRECIATE IT. 605 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:29,162 [cell phone buzzing] 606 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,163 [cell phone buzzing] >> DAMN. 607 00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:35,602 >> DAMN. 608 00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:37,125 HEY, RICK. 609 00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:40,476 >> SO DID YOU DO IT? 610 00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:42,697 >> OH, YEAH. 611 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:45,787 I DID IT ALL RIGHT. 612 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:46,395 >> OH, HI. 613 00:16:46,395 --> 00:16:49,051 >> OH, I SEE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. 614 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,009 WHEW. 615 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:50,661 >> SORRY. 616 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,010 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO LEARN THESE 617 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:52,793 LINES. 618 00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:54,187 >> OH, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE 619 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,711 BEEN AVOIDING ME AFTER OUR RUN 620 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:57,711 THE OTHER DAY. 621 00:16:57,711 --> 00:16:59,018 >> NO. 622 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,628 NO. NO. 623 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:04,022 BUT, YOU KNOW, I--THIS AUDITION 624 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,198 IS TOMORROW, AND I JUST, YOU 625 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,025 KNOW, I GOTTA NAIL IT. 626 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,070 >> WELL, YOU STILL GOTTA EAT. 627 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:12,204 I'LL WHIP YOU UP SOMETHING. 628 00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:14,684 OOH, COBWEBS. 629 00:17:14,684 --> 00:17:16,164 >> EXCUSE YOU. 630 00:17:16,164 --> 00:17:17,644 THERE IS PLENTY IN THERE. 631 00:17:17,644 --> 00:17:19,080 TOP SHELF, CHAMPAGNE. 632 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,039 BOTTOM SHELF, HALF CAN OF TUNA. 633 00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:21,823 AND IN THE CUPBOARD YOU HAVE 634 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:22,737 SALTINES. 635 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,086 BOOM. 636 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,826 >> HA. SWEET. 637 00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:28,221 CHAMPAGNE TUNA CASSEROLE COMING 638 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,744 UP. 639 00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:31,571 YOU KNOW, I COULD HELP YOU WITH 640 00:17:31,571 --> 00:17:32,442 YOUR LINES IF YOU WANT. 641 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,182 I'VE DONE THREE COMMERCIALS. 642 00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:37,056 >> MM. 643 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,448 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, LET ME SEE 644 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,884 YOUR SIDES. 645 00:17:40,884 --> 00:17:42,583 WHAT? THAT'S ACTOR SPEAK. 646 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,237 >> I KNOW, BUT THIS IS A SCRIPT. 647 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,325 >> OHH. 648 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,457 EXCUSE ME. 649 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,198 >> IT'S AN INDIE, AND I PLAY A 650 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,721 GROCERY STORE CLERK WHO'S FROM 651 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,854 THE WRONG SIDE OF TOWN WHO FALLS 652 00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,334 IN LOVE WITH THE OWNER'S SON. 653 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,117 >> LET'S GO. 654 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,250 "THE SHIPMENT OF EGGS WAS 655 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,511 SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BY NOW. 656 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,426 MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME." 657 00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:01,776 >> "YOU? 658 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,038 I'M PROBABLY GONNA GET FIRED. 659 00:18:04,038 --> 00:18:05,692 I NEED THIS JOB TO PAY FOR MY 660 00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:07,086 MOM'S OPERATION." 661 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:07,694 >> "DON'T WORRY. 662 00:18:07,694 --> 00:18:09,087 WHATEVER HAPPENS, I HAVE YOUR 663 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:13,179 BACK." 664 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,309 WHAT? 665 00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:15,094 IT SAYS HERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO 666 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:15,963 KISS. 667 00:18:15,963 --> 00:18:16,834 >> FORGET IT. 668 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,140 THIS IS STUPID. 669 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,315 >> OKAY, I'LL JUST GO BACK TO MY 670 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:24,058 TUNA CASSEROLE SURPRISE. 671 00:18:24,058 --> 00:18:25,320 >> I MEAN, I JUST CAN'T TURN IT 672 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,192 ON. 673 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,888 IT'S YOU, AND IT'S ME. 674 00:18:27,888 --> 00:18:29,281 IT'S WEIRD. 675 00:18:29,281 --> 00:18:30,586 YOU KNOW IT'S WEIRD, RIGHT? 676 00:18:30,586 --> 00:18:33,460 >> OKAY, SO I'M NOT ME, AND 677 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:34,374 YOU'RE NOT YOU. 678 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,766 >> OKAY. 679 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:36,854 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 680 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:37,681 WHEN I HAD TO DO THOSE SANDWICH 681 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,596 COMMERCIALS, EVEN AFTER FIVE 682 00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,119 TAKES OF FIVE FOOT-LONGS, I 683 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,032 STILL HAD TO ACT LIKE I WAS 684 00:18:42,032 --> 00:18:43,122 HUNGRY. 685 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,949 I HAD TO CHANNEL MY EMOTIONS. 686 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:45,689 YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO? 687 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,603 >> HMM. 688 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,518 >> I HAD TO REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 689 00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:51,826 A KID, HOME ALONE, AND BOTH MY 690 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,220 PARENTS WERE DEPLOYED, AND, YOU 691 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,481 KNOW, I HAD TO MAKE DINNER OUT 692 00:18:55,481 --> 00:18:58,701 OF WHATEVER WAS IN THE FRIDGE. 693 00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:04,490 HENCE, CHAMPAGNE TUNA SURPRISE 694 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:06,275 WAS BORN... 695 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,189 AND TURKEY NOODLE KETCHUP 696 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,583 AMBUSH... 697 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,150 AND SWEET POTATO AVOCADO MEDLEY. 698 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,325 THE LIST JUST GOES ON. 699 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,892 >> YEAH, I SEE. 700 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,894 >> YEAH, I SEE. ♪ DUH DUH DUH 701 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:24,163 ♪ DUH DUH DUH 702 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,207 IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF GOOD. 703 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,990 >> YEAH, THANK YOU. 704 00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:28,992 >> YEAH, THANK YOU. >> [chuckles] 705 00:19:28,992 --> 00:19:34,259 >> [chuckles] 706 00:19:34,259 --> 00:19:35,042 >> "THAT SHIPMENT OF EGGS WAS 707 00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,305 SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BY NOW. 708 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,915 MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME." 709 00:19:38,915 --> 00:19:40,266 >> "YOU? 710 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,659 I'M PROBABLY GONNA GET FIRED. 711 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,182 AND I NEED THIS JOB TO PAY FOR 712 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,794 MY MOM'S OPERATION." 713 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,448 >> "DON'T WORRY. 714 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:51,538 WHATEVER HAPPENS, I HAVE YOUR 715 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,365 BACK." 716 00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:54,366 [Emilie Sande's River] 717 00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:55,759 ♪ 718 00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,587 >> ♪ FOLLOW ME 719 00:19:58,587 --> 00:20:01,808 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER 720 00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:05,595 ♪ I'LL DO THE RUNNING FOR YOU 721 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,989 ♪ FOLLOW ME 722 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,991 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER 723 00:20:10,991 --> 00:20:13,255 ♪ I'LL MOVE THE MOUNTAINS 724 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,213 ♪ FOR YOU 725 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,780 ♪ FOLLOW ME 726 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:20,219 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER 727 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,654 ♪ I'M HERE 728 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,570 ♪ TO KEEP YOU FLOATING 729 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:27,313 ♪ FOLLOW ME 730 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,358 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER 731 00:20:30,358 --> 00:20:31,403 ♪ I'M HERE 732 00:20:31,403 --> 00:20:34,057 ♪ TO KEEP YOU FLOATING 733 00:20:34,057 --> 00:20:36,625 ♪ FOLLOW ME 734 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:39,890 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER 735 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:43,851 ♪ RIVER, RIVER, YEAH 736 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,593 ♪ RIVER, RIVER, YEAH ♪ FOLLOW ME