1 00:00:06,309 --> 00:00:09,226 MALIK: Izzy, you were my first self-tape. 2 00:00:09,269 --> 00:00:11,141 You gave me hope. 3 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:13,882 You allowed me to dream. 4 00:00:13,926 --> 00:00:15,493 [sighs] 5 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:18,192 Showed me that I could work any position 6 00:00:18,234 --> 00:00:21,368 I put my mind to. Ooh. 7 00:00:21,411 --> 00:00:24,675 And you, Marsha... 8 00:00:24,719 --> 00:00:27,375 and you, Tianna, girl... Lord, have mercy. 9 00:00:27,417 --> 00:00:30,768 Oh, Bella, especially you, Bella. 10 00:00:30,812 --> 00:00:32,728 Ooh, rest in paradise, Bella. 11 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:36,079 ♪ At the pearly gates 12 00:00:36,122 --> 00:00:38,125 ♪ Every thought... 13 00:00:38,167 --> 00:00:41,258 The first step in your No-Nut November journey 14 00:00:41,301 --> 00:00:43,564 is to rid yourself of all temptation. 15 00:00:43,607 --> 00:00:45,435 Amen. 16 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,610 Look, I know this is hard, 17 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:47,917 but this cremation is the right move. 18 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,701 Don't say cream, damn it! 19 00:00:49,744 --> 00:00:51,399 - This is some bullshit. - Just think about this. 20 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:52,921 In 30 days, you'll still have the internet. 21 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:55,664 Dawg, my collection is better than the damn internet. 22 00:00:55,707 --> 00:01:00,756 Over 750 hours of dedication, bruh! 23 00:01:00,798 --> 00:01:02,584 No, I can't do this shit. Mm-mm. 24 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:06,456 Nope, can't do it. No, no, no, no! 25 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,111 - Damn it! My babies. - I'm sorry, I had to. 26 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:10,243 Hey, just-- just think about why you're doing this. 27 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,680 This is the plan, focus. The owners will take you 28 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:14,117 seriously if you take this seriously. 29 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:17,033 Who the hell are you, my magical no-nut negro? 30 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:19,340 Oh, that reminds me. 31 00:01:19,382 --> 00:01:21,429 [sighs] Here, man, think about this. 32 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:24,213 WOMAN: If sperm has the power to create life, 33 00:01:24,257 --> 00:01:28,391 imagine what happens when you keep that life force within. 34 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:30,045 Now, let's recite the mantra together. 35 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,180 - Okay. - ALL: Get through today. 36 00:01:33,222 --> 00:01:35,790 Tomorrow will take care of itself. 37 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:38,314 - [inhales and exhales deeply] - Okay, also, 38 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:40,664 got something for you, a little token of my appreciation. 39 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:43,406 If you haven't bust one when that clock strikes midnight, 40 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:44,668 you've officially made it through day one. 41 00:01:44,712 --> 00:01:46,366 Now I'm horny for Cinderella. 42 00:01:46,409 --> 00:01:48,151 - Damn it! - Malik, you got this, man. 43 00:01:48,194 --> 00:01:50,545 Bro, do you know what the white party means to me? 44 00:01:50,587 --> 00:01:55,201 Blacking out and waking up to five random white women. 45 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:56,377 [sighs] 46 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:59,206 It's my own personal form of reparations. 47 00:01:59,248 --> 00:02:01,816 - Yeah. Okay. - Mm-hmm. 48 00:02:01,859 --> 00:02:03,427 You got this. 49 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,909 Don't burn that book. 50 00:02:06,951 --> 00:02:08,736 ♪ Now you been served 51 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:09,912 ♪ I like a ... with a little bit of curve ♪ 52 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:11,478 ♪ Hit this ... with a uppercut 53 00:02:11,521 --> 00:02:12,306 - Okay. - ♪ Call it Captain Hook♪ 54 00:02:12,348 --> 00:02:13,784 Okay, girlfriend. 55 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:18,573 [both humming to the song] 56 00:02:18,615 --> 00:02:20,748 - You like that song? - Yes, queen. 57 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:22,185 It's all right, but it's cute. 58 00:02:22,228 --> 00:02:24,099 - I like it. - I like it, too. 59 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,406 I'm thinking of putting it in the pile with my other likes. 60 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:26,929 I have, like, six more to try on. 61 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:28,626 Yeah, you got a lot of returns for Monday. 62 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,846 Also, I got something for you. 63 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,281 I get to go to the white party? 64 00:02:32,325 --> 00:02:33,675 - Yes, girl. - I'm gonna meet Ari Lennox? 65 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:36,156 - [laughing] - [squealing] 66 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:37,939 ♪ Need a Mr. Clean...♪ 67 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:40,812 - Oh, my God. I love this. - Not that one. 68 00:02:40,855 --> 00:02:43,814 - Mm. - That one. 69 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,207 Wait, a server's uniform? 70 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,079 You want me to work the white party? 71 00:02:47,122 --> 00:02:49,343 No, I want you to work the room, 72 00:02:49,385 --> 00:02:51,909 because Ari Lennox has her own personal server, 73 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:53,563 and that's gonna be you. 74 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:55,610 Brit, I just-- I thought I was done waiting tables. 75 00:02:55,652 --> 00:02:57,088 Okay. Well, if you don't wanna go... 76 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,961 No, no. I wanna go. 77 00:02:59,003 --> 00:03:01,050 I'm gonna dance the night away. 78 00:03:01,092 --> 00:03:02,530 Nice, steady pace. 79 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:04,313 Does it help you stop thinking about sex? 80 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:05,794 [both panting] 81 00:03:05,836 --> 00:03:08,144 Nope. It's just making me think about Stephanie. 82 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:10,625 Tammy, ooh, Tammy's mama, Kelly. 83 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:13,062 - Kelly. Keisha. Ooh! - Let's do some cardio. 84 00:03:13,104 --> 00:03:15,020 - Let's do some cardio. - Ooh, Trina's sister. Yes, yes. 85 00:03:15,063 --> 00:03:17,762 - Get the blood pumping. - Ooh! Yes. 86 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,024 Get the blood pumping, huh? 87 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:20,329 - Ooh! - Here we go. 88 00:03:20,373 --> 00:03:22,637 Cardio. Cool, cool. [pants] 89 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,335 All right, guys, let's really stretch those hamstrings out. 90 00:03:25,378 --> 00:03:26,989 - Oh. - Side to side. 91 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:28,686 Oh, look at that, 92 00:03:28,729 --> 00:03:30,861 one of my favorite students has just joined. 93 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,123 Hi, Malik. 94 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,777 I'm so happy to have you. 95 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:34,953 That's India Baroque. 96 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,606 Dawg, she's my kryptonite. 97 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,000 She's so damn fine. 98 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:40,307 I have wet dreams about her when I'm awake. 99 00:03:40,349 --> 00:03:42,831 Is it midnight yet? 100 00:03:42,873 --> 00:03:45,007 Close. It's-- it's noon. 101 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,442 All right, I'm about to be out. 102 00:03:46,486 --> 00:03:48,097 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 103 00:03:48,139 --> 00:03:49,793 You're going to the white party tonight, right? 104 00:03:49,837 --> 00:03:51,055 Dawg, you know I need my sponsor. 105 00:03:51,099 --> 00:03:52,406 I can't, man, I got plans. 106 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:53,972 You got a date? 107 00:03:54,015 --> 00:03:55,626 Something like that. Yeah. 108 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:58,324 All right, well, at least somebody's smashing around here. 109 00:03:58,367 --> 00:03:59,848 You got a few hours left, stick to it. 110 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:01,849 - Yeah. - Dawg, don't rub it in. 111 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:05,069 Don't say, "rub it in," Malik. [sighs] 112 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:07,985 As far as I'm concerned, my offer is final. 113 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:11,425 And I don't appreciate Garret demanding more money. 114 00:04:11,467 --> 00:04:14,165 Oh, look at you, Colonel, you're getting all red. 115 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:16,516 Your blood pressure just rising. [chuckles] 116 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,735 Well, that is because of you, pretty lady. 117 00:04:18,779 --> 00:04:21,173 Aw. Look, I'll handle Garret, okay? 118 00:04:21,216 --> 00:04:24,175 He's whip-smart and stubborn, but he'll sign. 119 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,439 Meanwhile, I need you to take another look 120 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:27,963 at my new client, Jamison Fields. 121 00:04:28,005 --> 00:04:29,877 He's a public relations nightmare. 122 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,273 No, he is a redemption story waiting to be written. 123 00:04:34,534 --> 00:04:37,101 I gotta say, Tash, there aren't many things 124 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,322 - I wouldn't do for you. - [laughs] 125 00:04:39,365 --> 00:04:41,062 But this is one of them. 126 00:04:41,105 --> 00:04:44,066 I just hope you save a dance for this old cowboy, 127 00:04:44,108 --> 00:04:45,284 unless Mr. Mack's the jealous type. 128 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,069 Oh. Mr. Mack ain't coming. 129 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:48,766 This is gonna be the first white party he's ever missed. 130 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,768 Well, that is a crying shame. 131 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:54,031 No, what's shameful is that this party is important. 132 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:55,685 I'm raising money for a sports academy 133 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,122 that our daughter wants to go to, 134 00:04:57,165 --> 00:04:59,124 so I figure if I raise lots of cash, 135 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:01,649 it's gonna give them lots of reasons to accept my baby. 136 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:04,041 Well, I look forward to getting jiggy 137 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:06,392 and watching you raise millions. 138 00:05:06,435 --> 00:05:08,742 Yes! Do that thing again. 139 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:10,483 Ha! 140 00:05:10,526 --> 00:05:11,701 Ugh. 141 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:14,314 ♪ 142 00:05:20,928 --> 00:05:23,670 This sushi was not flown in this morning. 143 00:05:23,713 --> 00:05:25,194 - Sorry, ma'am. - Ugh. 144 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:26,194 - Hey, new school. - Yes. 145 00:05:26,237 --> 00:05:27,370 Let's walk and talk, baby. 146 00:05:27,413 --> 00:05:28,850 I need you to be on point tonight. 147 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:30,591 Now, I want my white party to make the royal wedding 148 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:31,939 look like a backyard barbecue. 149 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,115 Okay, well, Harry and Megan couldn't make it. 150 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:34,507 - Damn. - But the caterer is bomb, 151 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:35,856 and Ari just finished her sound check. 152 00:05:35,899 --> 00:05:37,466 Ooh, that's what I'm talking 'bout. 153 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:38,990 - Boom, boom, clap. - Boom, boom, clap. 154 00:05:39,033 --> 00:05:40,687 Oh, and I did some research, and apparently 155 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:42,471 Oprah, she raised two million for Oakmont last year. 156 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,952 Oh, so we gonna raise two million and one. 157 00:05:44,995 --> 00:05:46,737 - Close the quote on that. - Okay, two million point one. 158 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:47,869 - Mm-hmm. - Quote closed. 159 00:05:47,911 --> 00:05:49,305 - Auntie Tasha? - What? 160 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:50,959 I just wanted you to know that I could be more 161 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,177 than just an assistant. 162 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,048 If you just give me the chance, I mean, 163 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,528 I really wanna be you one day. 164 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,268 I can't even be me, okay? 165 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,314 I can't get a white man that has a Black girl fetish 166 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,620 to let her Black line into training camp, okay? 167 00:06:00,663 --> 00:06:02,971 Okay, so what if I could solve your Jamison problem? 168 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:05,495 I just need you to solve my white party problems, okay? 169 00:06:05,538 --> 00:06:07,845 Because that is the only concern you have right now. 170 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,237 Okay. 171 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,153 All right, ladies. 172 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:13,415 We're gonna start with some hip thrusts. 173 00:06:13,459 --> 00:06:15,418 All right, get up in it. 174 00:06:15,461 --> 00:06:17,072 - Mm! - There we go. 175 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,596 Thrust. Who y'all thinking about? 176 00:06:19,639 --> 00:06:21,423 - Mm. - You, baby, you. 177 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,295 [laughter] 178 00:06:23,338 --> 00:06:24,862 All right, we're gonna do some splits now. 179 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,516 - Mm-hmm. - Splits, so split it out. 180 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,649 Push the booty back, and drop it down. 181 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,214 Come on, Miss Gladys, you got it? 182 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:31,781 - Mm-mm. - Hush up, boy. 183 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:34,088 Remember, outside, I'm Gladys. 184 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:36,439 - In here, I'm Cinnamon. - Ooh, okay! 185 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:37,961 Yes. 186 00:06:38,005 --> 00:06:39,442 - First, hand me my cane. - I got you, I got you. 187 00:06:39,485 --> 00:06:41,792 Excuse me, sir, is there any hobby 188 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:43,446 you have that doesn't include stripping? 189 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,274 Ladies, let's get some sexy fireman spins, please. 190 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:46,797 - All right. - Uh-huh. 191 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:50,060 Miss Pitts, how can I help you? 192 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:53,237 Well, you are going to the white party. 193 00:06:53,281 --> 00:06:54,891 - Oh, I am? - Mm-hmm. 194 00:06:54,935 --> 00:06:56,590 Oh. I'm pretty sure Natasha said... 195 00:06:56,632 --> 00:06:58,896 [clears throat] "Boy, stay out the limelight 196 00:06:58,939 --> 00:07:00,463 "till I get you in somebody's training camp. 197 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:01,899 Tasha Miggity-Mac gonna make it happen!" 198 00:07:01,942 --> 00:07:03,552 - Tasha Miggity-Mac. - Tasha Miggity-Mac. 199 00:07:03,596 --> 00:07:05,336 [laughter] 200 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:06,990 Well, we called an audible, 201 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:08,427 and you're just gonna have some face time with the Colonel, 202 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:10,081 and once he gets to know you, Jamison, 203 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,300 - camp's a done deal. - Really? 204 00:07:12,343 --> 00:07:13,694 Who the hell is this Jezebel? 205 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,435 [clears throat] Brittany, 206 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:18,829 welcome to Poles and Pasta, my weekly exercise class 207 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,351 for the sexy silver ladies. 208 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,615 WOMEN: Hey! - Hi, ladies. 209 00:07:22,658 --> 00:07:24,792 It was my community service when I got out of prison, 210 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:26,706 but we liked it so much, we just kept going, right? 211 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,360 Mm-hmm, yes! [overlapping agreement] 212 00:07:28,403 --> 00:07:30,971 Oh, okay, well, I see the poles. Now, where's the pasta? 213 00:07:31,014 --> 00:07:32,668 Jamison makes lunch after class. 214 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,497 It's the best alfredo sauce in town. 215 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:36,933 - Oh, stop. - We love his cooking, 216 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:39,502 - and we love him. - Okay, girls, and I love y'all. 217 00:07:39,545 --> 00:07:41,112 - Aw, they love you! - I love y'all too. 218 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:42,636 Let's get back to work, please. 219 00:07:42,678 --> 00:07:44,420 - Less talking, more dropping. - Okay. 220 00:07:44,463 --> 00:07:46,552 Miss Gladys, how would you like 221 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:48,076 to go to a white party with Jamison? 222 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,904 A whites only party? Uh-uh, I'll pass. 223 00:07:50,947 --> 00:07:52,471 I might have to cut somebody. 224 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,255 [laughing] No, it's a party 225 00:07:54,298 --> 00:07:55,518 with only white clothing 226 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:58,086 put on by a very, very Black woman. 227 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,435 We're gonna convince the team owner 228 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:00,653 to let Jamison play football. 229 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:02,132 I could really use your help. 230 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:04,961 Well, all right, anything for my future grandson. 231 00:08:05,005 --> 00:08:06,355 Stop. [laughing] 232 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:07,790 Listen, God's gonna bless you, baby, 233 00:08:07,834 --> 00:08:09,488 even if you can't see it yet. 234 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,620 And he has just blessed you, sir, 235 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:12,970 with a new suit. 236 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:15,276 Okay. [chuckles] 237 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:18,279 I mean, ladies, what y'all think? 238 00:08:18,322 --> 00:08:20,151 - What y'all think? It's okay? - [women whooping] 239 00:08:20,194 --> 00:08:22,632 Somebody 'bout to get baptized. 240 00:08:22,675 --> 00:08:25,026 - Okay, I'm in. - Hot damn! 241 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:26,810 I'll be right back. 242 00:08:26,853 --> 00:08:28,769 I got to go out in the van and get my switchblade. 243 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:29,944 [laughter] 244 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,904 - [music playing] - Whoo! 245 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,124 ♪ Pressure 246 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,517 - Ooh. - Hold up. 247 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:39,126 - Hold up, hey, hey. BOTH: Pressure. 248 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:42,826 - Ha. BOTH: Pressure! 249 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:45,046 - Ay! - Ay! 250 00:08:45,088 --> 00:08:47,744 ♪ Keep your eyes on me, eyes on me ♪ 251 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,311 ♪ Apply that [pressure] ♪ 252 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,139 ♪ Get it, don't be timid, when you in it ♪ 253 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,966 ♪ Apply that [pressure] 254 00:08:53,009 --> 00:08:55,883 ♪ Love up on it, nibble on it, leave it [pressure] ♪ 255 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:58,754 ♪ I don't want no drip, baby, spray it like you mean it ♪ 256 00:08:58,798 --> 00:09:02,279 ♪ So fine and spicy, baby, jump up on this [pressure] ♪ 257 00:09:02,323 --> 00:09:04,239 ♪ I guess that's why you like it, baby ♪ 258 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:06,110 ♪ Come and get this [pressure] ♪ 259 00:09:06,153 --> 00:09:09,113 ♪ Takes a lot to excite me, baby, give it all you got ♪ 260 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:12,595 ♪ I'm a tough cookie, baby, hit the right spot ♪ 261 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:15,772 ♪ Yeah, yeah [pressure] 262 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:18,774 ♪ Hit it, babe, mm [pressure] ♪ 263 00:09:18,818 --> 00:09:20,211 ♪ Hit it, babe 264 00:09:20,254 --> 00:09:22,386 Girls, thanks so much for assigning me to Ari. 265 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,389 I just met her, she's so dope! 266 00:09:24,432 --> 00:09:25,782 See? See, I told you. 267 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,217 So now, you just gotta make it pay off. 268 00:09:27,261 --> 00:09:28,524 - Right. - You know, like, you should-- 269 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,177 oh, you should sing her the menu! 270 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,658 - I'm not doing that. - Okay, so you're a writer. 271 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,136 So, I don't know, write something 272 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,182 and you know, sing it when she least expect it. 273 00:09:35,225 --> 00:09:36,619 Hold on, hold on. I gotta go, I gotta go. 274 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,793 What? 275 00:09:37,837 --> 00:09:41,231 ♪ Said you better hit it, bae ♪ 276 00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:44,671 ♪ Fish and grits, lobster tail ♪ 277 00:09:44,713 --> 00:09:48,239 ♪ Filet mignon, medium-well ♪ 278 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:49,763 I'm not doing that. 279 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:53,548 ♪ Yeah, said you better ♪ 280 00:09:53,592 --> 00:09:55,985 [cheers and applause] 281 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,032 All right, y'all, ladies and gentlemen, 282 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:00,600 give it up for the incredibly talented 283 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:05,778 and extremely beautiful Ari Lennox, whoo! 284 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,650 [cheers and applause, Malik laughing] 285 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,653 Girl, I'm feeling some pressure. 286 00:10:11,697 --> 00:10:12,785 Whoo! 287 00:10:12,828 --> 00:10:14,570 Anyway, uh... [chuckles] 288 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,791 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the eighth annual 289 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:20,663 - Tasha Mack white party! - Miss Mack. 290 00:10:20,706 --> 00:10:22,230 - Oh! - Miss Gardner, let me know 291 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,404 - if you need anything. - Thank you. 292 00:10:23,447 --> 00:10:25,407 - Simone! Oh! - Tash. 293 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,625 BOTH: Mwah! Mwah! 294 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:27,931 Girl, I'm so glad you made it. 295 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,629 Tasha, this is just fabulous. 296 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,847 - Thank you. - Tasha Mack! 297 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:34,503 - Ari, oh, girl! - Oh my goodness, hi, love! 298 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,244 You were fabulous, honey. 299 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,548 Thank you so much for doing this, 300 00:10:37,592 --> 00:10:38,899 I know your schedule is packed. 301 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,292 Oh, no, it's all love. It's all love. 302 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,163 Oh, thank you. Oh, I'm sorry. 303 00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:44,513 This is Simone Gardner. 304 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,427 She's the headmistress at Oakmont. 305 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,474 I just love your music, I am a huge fan. 306 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,389 Thank you so much, and I'm a huge fan 307 00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:53,347 - of this lady right here. - [clicks tongue] Mm! 308 00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:55,131 Everything she touches, I support. 309 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,698 - Oh. - So, here's a little something 310 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,788 - to back that up. - Oh, thank you! 311 00:10:58,831 --> 00:11:00,268 - Wonderful! - Oh, sorry. 312 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,835 No, no, no, it's all good. 313 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,445 You know, we're raising over two million dollars 314 00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:05,360 for my girls' empowerment fund. 315 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,100 Oh, I think you mean endowment fund. 316 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:10,017 No, honey, I mean my girl's empow-pow-powerment fund! 317 00:11:10,059 --> 00:11:11,365 - Oh! - Okay? 318 00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:12,846 We gotta keep our girls empowered. 319 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,283 - Come on, let's party. - [laughing] Okay. 320 00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:19,113 Hey, so Ari said she wants something tart, 321 00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:21,505 but sweet, but not sweet-tart. 322 00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:22,594 Did you just call me sweetheart? 323 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,770 If it'll get me a drink. 324 00:11:24,813 --> 00:11:26,990 Just take a list of the specialty cocktails, 325 00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:28,164 have her scan this. 326 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:34,258 Thank you, sweet-tart. Mwah! 327 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,347 Okay, now look, the lobster tails 328 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,959 are too close to the heat lamps, okay? 329 00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:40,700 And make sure that all of the bars 330 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,004 have plenty of ice. 331 00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:43,311 I'm talking big cubes, small cubes, 332 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,572 square cubes, round cubes. 333 00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:46,139 That ice gotta be right. 334 00:11:46,182 --> 00:11:47,576 Okay, I got it, Tasha. Who are you, Dr. Seuss? 335 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:49,533 Ooh, I'm gonna put your cat in my hat. 336 00:11:49,577 --> 00:11:51,100 All right, now all my ladies 337 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,235 with the real hair, scream! 338 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,496 [man coughing] 339 00:11:55,539 --> 00:11:56,932 - Hm. - Ugh. 340 00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:59,719 - Okay, my bad, wrong crowd. - [laughter] 341 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,416 So, ladies and gentlemen, on a serious note, 342 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,287 tonight we are gonna give... 343 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,854 What the hell is he doing here, 344 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,376 and who's that bag lady on his arm? 345 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,162 She better have some cash. 346 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,903 Small cubes-- you definitely need some small cubes. 347 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,905 All right, now we take Venmo, PayPal, Ass-App. 348 00:12:12,948 --> 00:12:16,431 - [laughter] - I'm sorry, I mean Cash App. 349 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,953 Damnit, Malik. 350 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,303 We gonna raise some money and have some fun. 351 00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:23,264 [cheers and applause] 352 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:24,700 Okay, Malik, just make it through the night, 353 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,528 make it through the night. [muttering] 354 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,616 Let's give it up for my son, who just does not know 355 00:12:28,659 --> 00:12:30,009 when to leave the stage. 356 00:12:30,052 --> 00:12:31,706 [laughing] Yes! 357 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,623 Welcome, welcome, everybody. 358 00:12:34,665 --> 00:12:36,145 You know, we are so grateful 359 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,105 for all of your generous donations. 360 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,540 Take a look at this board. 361 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:40,802 - [scattered "oohs"] - Oh, yes, honey. 362 00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:44,414 We are at 600,000, and rising! 363 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,374 - Yes! - [cheers and applause] 364 00:12:49,115 --> 00:12:52,206 And now, as a little token of our appreciation, 365 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:55,296 I need each and every one of you to look under your seats 366 00:12:55,338 --> 00:12:59,604 for a very special, special surprise. 367 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,475 Oh, that's right, yes. 368 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:04,740 See, you get an envelope! You get an envelope! 369 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:08,177 Everybody gets an envelope! 370 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,918 - Uh-huh. - 'Cause you gonna put 371 00:13:09,962 --> 00:13:11,615 some money in it. 372 00:13:11,659 --> 00:13:15,837 Oh, and ladies, tonight, you all get an opportunity 373 00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:19,928 to bid on two of Sin City's most eligible bachelors. 374 00:13:19,972 --> 00:13:21,451 - [women swooning] - Let's give it up 375 00:13:21,495 --> 00:13:24,106 for all-pro safety, Garret Evans! 376 00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:26,806 - [chuckles] - Yes! 377 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:30,809 And my son, starting QB, Malik Wright! 378 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,289 Aw, hell no, man. 379 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,292 Look at you, you are sweating, 380 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,076 eyes are twitching. [chuckles] 381 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,948 - Classic VWS. - The hell is VWS, dawg? 382 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,517 Vaginal Withdrawal Symptoms. 383 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:44,432 You're doing No-Nut November, aren't you? 384 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:45,912 What? I ain't doing that. 385 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:49,263 Shit, at the white party? You out your mind, dawg. 386 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,874 Yo, Malik, only three more hours 387 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,268 before you got your first No-Nut day in the books, bro. 388 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,096 [chuckles] Malik, Malik, Malik. 389 00:13:57,139 --> 00:13:59,533 This honest lion cannot lead the pack. 390 00:13:59,576 --> 00:14:02,841 Good luck on your first day in abstinence, brother. 391 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,365 You're certainly gonna need it. 392 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:05,365 [chuckles] 393 00:14:05,408 --> 00:14:07,629 Sorry, didn't mean to. 394 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,673 Aw, hell no! 395 00:14:09,717 --> 00:14:11,284 Damnit, my mama know everybody! 396 00:14:11,327 --> 00:14:13,287 Just stay focused, man. You know, think about-- 397 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,115 think about the ownership, don't even look at her. 398 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,552 I'm focused on India Baroque. 399 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,206 I'm telling you, she's as flexible 400 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,817 as a rubber band, dawg, them thighs is calling me! 401 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,341 - Dawg, get me out of here, bro. - Come on. 402 00:14:25,385 --> 00:14:27,039 Yeah. 403 00:14:27,082 --> 00:14:29,432 Excuse me, I'll take a scotch, neat. 404 00:14:29,476 --> 00:14:31,783 [chuckles] Got it. 405 00:14:31,826 --> 00:14:34,917 Excuse me, he'll take a scotch, neat. 406 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,049 You're Raquel, Brittany's friend. 407 00:14:37,092 --> 00:14:38,789 - I'm sorry. - And you're the guy 408 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,836 all the girls will be bidding big money on later. 409 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:43,099 - [chuckles] - If I could win you for $24, 410 00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,144 I'd bid on you myself. 411 00:14:45,187 --> 00:14:46,711 Oh, unfortunately, you can't afford me. 412 00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:49,278 I plan to go for at least $28. 413 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,542 [laughing] 414 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,066 Right, so here's the game plan, all right? 415 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,414 I'm gonna get the Colonel's attention, 416 00:14:54,457 --> 00:14:55,546 and then you, you're gonna jump in 417 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,851 - and say a few things. - Mm-hmm. 418 00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,114 All right, and then Miss Gladys, 419 00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,768 I want you to come in, and you just lay on 420 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,029 - the Southern charm. - Will do, baby. 421 00:15:01,073 --> 00:15:02,423 - Thank you. - Oh. 422 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,684 I think we already got his attention. 423 00:15:03,727 --> 00:15:05,556 - Young Mr. Fields. - Colonel. 424 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,429 Well, I gotta say, your golf acumen is outstanding. 425 00:15:09,472 --> 00:15:10,865 Thank you, sir. 426 00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,432 But we both know that 90% of the game 427 00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:13,563 happens between the ears, right? 428 00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:15,174 Mm-hmm. 429 00:15:15,217 --> 00:15:16,958 Colonel, I am Brittany Pitts, Tasha's associate. 430 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,961 - Pleasure to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 431 00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:22,485 And I'm Gladys Whitaker, of the Savannah Whitakers. 432 00:15:22,529 --> 00:15:23,879 Do you know, Gladys here, 433 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,359 she won a Savannah cobbler bakeoff. 434 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:26,837 - You don't say. - Mm, that's right. 435 00:15:26,881 --> 00:15:28,361 I love cobbler. 436 00:15:28,404 --> 00:15:30,538 The next time I have a good cobbler in Vegas 437 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,975 will be my first time. [laughter] 438 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,456 Well, that's 'cause you, my dear Colonel, 439 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,240 don't know where to look. 440 00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:39,286 Well, Miss Gladys, you point me in the right direction. 441 00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:40,721 Will do. 442 00:15:40,764 --> 00:15:42,942 There's a nice place up in North Vegas. 443 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,855 Thank you so much, honey. Ah! 444 00:15:44,899 --> 00:15:46,249 ["We Got the Beat" by The Go-Go's playing] 445 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,467 Oh, hell no. 446 00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:49,121 Ain't no white music at the white party. 447 00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:51,298 Tasha, this is Brett Morris. 448 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,778 He's one of Oakmont's most dedicated donors. 449 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,692 - Ooh! - Mrs. Mack, what a great event. 450 00:15:55,736 --> 00:15:58,653 I am so inspired by what you're doing. 451 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,524 Well, you know, it's easy to open your heart 452 00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:02,091 when it's for a good cause, 453 00:16:02,134 --> 00:16:05,051 and it's also easy when you know a lot of rich folk. 454 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,182 All right! Thank you! [laughter] 455 00:16:07,226 --> 00:16:09,142 - Ah! - Well, if you'll excuse me, 456 00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:11,534 I'm gonna go find myself a dance partner, 457 00:16:11,578 --> 00:16:12,884 because I love this song. 458 00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:14,581 - BOTH: Oh! - Very nice meeting you. 459 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,886 - Turn it up. - Oh, Tasha. 460 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,323 - Yeah. - I know you are gonna be 461 00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:20,022 such a great addition to the Oakmont family. 462 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,588 [gasps] In fact, 463 00:16:21,631 --> 00:16:23,547 our big scrub is coming up. 464 00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:24,984 See, our dedicated parents 465 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,549 bond by getting their hands dirty 466 00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,812 - scrubbing down that academy. - Ooh. 467 00:16:28,856 --> 00:16:30,902 Oh, I know you are just gonna love 468 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,120 that scrub-a-dub-dub. 469 00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:33,730 Ooh! 470 00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:35,690 - Okay! - [laughing] 471 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,779 I ain't scrubbing shit. 472 00:16:38,822 --> 00:16:40,825 But turn that up, baby! 473 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,653 -♪ We, we got the beat -Oh, yes! White them checks-- 474 00:16:43,697 --> 00:16:45,917 I mean, write them checks! Ah! 475 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,962 You know, I haven't been to an event like this 476 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,442 since my husband passed. 477 00:16:49,485 --> 00:16:50,835 Oh, my condolences. 478 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,533 Oh, it's all right, honey. 479 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,144 I'm feeling light again. [chuckles] 480 00:16:55,187 --> 00:16:57,277 You know, that young man Jamison, 481 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,628 he's blessed my life in so many ways. 482 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,847 I figure the Colonel will do whatever it takes to sign me, 483 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,762 including inviting Jamison to camp. 484 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,635 That's what I thought. Okay, but he's a tough nut, 485 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,073 'cause he's not even budging on Jamison. 486 00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:12,682 I appreciate your effort, though. 487 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,336 How do you know Mr. Fields? 488 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,685 Stripping. 489 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,731 S-strip-- stripping? 490 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,472 [laughing] 491 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:22,214 I joined an exercise class for seniors. 492 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,739 - He's our instructor. - Oh. 493 00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:27,567 Now, look, I'm gonna close your deal tomorrow, all right? 494 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,874 And I'm gonna get a few extra mil just for our trouble. 495 00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:33,008 So, I'm thinking, four years, 75 mil? 496 00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:37,795 About that, I think our current course of action is best. 497 00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:40,537 He opened his wallet for Malik, he'll do the same for me. 498 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:43,236 Okay, wait, wait. You're joking, right? 499 00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:45,064 - No. - Okay, 'cause look, 500 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,195 if he don't pay and your ass get hurt, 501 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,632 you're gonna lose so much damn money 502 00:17:48,675 --> 00:17:49,980 they gonna do a documentary about you 503 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,330 called "Broke-Ass Bloke." 504 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,115 I'll honor my contract, 505 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,900 but I won't re-up unless the Colonel 506 00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:58,294 meets every single dollar of my demand. 507 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,778 Never met a young man so caring, 508 00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:05,779 selfless, and dedicated. 509 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:08,304 Whoo, well, I wish he'd marry my granddaughter. 510 00:18:08,347 --> 00:18:10,000 [chuckles] 511 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,090 You know, it's a shame 512 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,048 he's not on somebody's football team. 513 00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:24,145 All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this bidding started. 514 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,625 - Yeah. - We've got Malik. 515 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:29,019 He is 6'2" and he is in prime physical condition. 516 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,195 - Yes, he is. - As you can see, 517 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,459 he's a fine specimen. He's healthy. 518 00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:33,634 - Whoo! - He's sturdy, 519 00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:35,201 and he's strong on the field. 520 00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:36,767 Bro, turn that shit around. 521 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:39,465 My name ain't Kunta and this ain't no damn slave auction. 522 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,207 [scattered laughter] 523 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,686 Let's start the bidding at $5,000, shall we? 524 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:46,559 I got $5,000 to the lady with the braids right here. 525 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,170 Can I get $6,000? 526 00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:50,390 $6,000 right there down front. 527 00:18:50,432 --> 00:18:51,520 Can I get $8,000? 528 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,393 - $8,000. - $8,000. 529 00:18:53,435 --> 00:18:54,915 Can I get $9,000? 530 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,134 $9,000. 531 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,570 Can I get 10? Ten-thous-- 532 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:58,788 10,000. 533 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,269 I got 10,000 to India Baroque. 534 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:04,143 I love your glute ex, sweet girl. 535 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,406 Can I get 11,000? 11,000? 536 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:08,843 I got 11,000 right here. 537 00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:11,150 12,000, 12-- 12,000 right here. 538 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,673 13? 13 in the back. 539 00:19:12,715 --> 00:19:15,066 - Can I get 14,000? - 14,000. 540 00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:17,329 I got 14 right over here. How 'bout 15? 541 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,679 - 15,000! - Yes! 542 00:19:18,721 --> 00:19:20,594 - [laughing] - 16,000. 543 00:19:20,636 --> 00:19:22,551 - We got 16. - Come on, Granny, 544 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,119 - save me, save me, save me. - 25,000 cash. 545 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:27,383 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Granny got bank. 546 00:19:27,426 --> 00:19:31,431 I got $25,000. Can I get 26? 547 00:19:31,473 --> 00:19:34,520 25 going once. 25 going twice. 548 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,000 Three times, call it. Call it, call it. 549 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,740 - All righty, sold! GLADYS: Woo-hoo-hoo! 550 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,002 To that beautiful young lady with the cane! 551 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,395 Yeah, yeah! 552 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,136 All right now. Move out the way, sugar. 553 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,269 Let me get my stuff. 554 00:19:43,311 --> 00:19:45,357 [glasses clinking] 555 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:51,319 Hey. Ready for the next drink? 556 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,973 Thank you, but I'm good. 557 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,759 Oh, it's just, you know, the bar's just really backed up, 558 00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:57,979 so you should put in your order now. 559 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,808 All right. 560 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,246 Oh, wait, this one's been messing up all day. 561 00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:06,422 Try this one. 562 00:20:06,465 --> 00:20:07,989 [beeping] 563 00:20:09,337 --> 00:20:10,948 It's my artist website. 564 00:20:10,991 --> 00:20:12,211 Please, just take a listen. I hope you like it. 565 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,951 I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. 566 00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:16,258 Just... 567 00:20:16,301 --> 00:20:19,869 Looks like Miss Gladys found herself a date. 568 00:20:19,913 --> 00:20:21,349 She certainly is enchanting. 569 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,786 Mm-hmm. 570 00:20:22,829 --> 00:20:25,571 Enchanting enough to change your mind? 571 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:29,096 Miss Brittany, Jamison seems like a nice young man. 572 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,534 But as I told Tasha and Malik, 573 00:20:31,577 --> 00:20:34,232 he's not a good fit for the Fighting Fury. 574 00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:40,413 You good, girl? 575 00:20:40,455 --> 00:20:41,848 - I've been better. - I heard that. 576 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,938 ["Wobble" by V.I.C. begins] 577 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:46,069 Oh! That's my shit! 578 00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,942 I told y'all that they'd play this. 579 00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:49,422 - We gotta go. - No, no, no, no, I can't. 580 00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:51,292 - I can't wobble and work. - Let go! 581 00:20:51,336 --> 00:20:52,685 ♪ All the shawties in the club ♪ 582 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,601 ♪ Let me see you just 583 00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,558 ♪ Back it up, drop it down, let me see you just ♪ 584 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,909 ♪ Get low, scrub the ground, let me see you just ♪ 585 00:20:58,952 --> 00:21:00,346 ♪ Push it up, push it up, let me see you just ♪ 586 00:21:00,388 --> 00:21:01,607 Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. 587 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,653 Y'all ready? Y'all ready? Ha! Oh! 588 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,655 ♪ Baby, wobble, baby, wobble ♪ 589 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,701 ♪ Wobble, baby, wobble, baby, wobble, baby, wobble ♪ 590 00:21:08,744 --> 00:21:10,573 ♪ Wobble, baby, wobble, baby, wobble, baby, wobble ♪ 591 00:21:10,616 --> 00:21:13,315 ♪ Get in there, yeah, yeah ♪ 592 00:21:13,358 --> 00:21:15,925 ♪ Get in there, yeah, yeah 593 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:18,538 ♪ Get in there, yeah, yeah ♪ 594 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,147 ♪ Get in there, yeah, yeah 595 00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,714 Go, Colonel! 596 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:23,586 [overlapping shouting] 597 00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:26,546 Malik! What you doing? 598 00:21:26,588 --> 00:21:29,243 Why you look like a drunk turkey? [laughing] 599 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,723 I'm doing this No-Nut November thing, mama, 600 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:31,986 I can't bust one for a whole month. 601 00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:33,422 Got me wobbling a little off. 602 00:21:33,465 --> 00:21:35,990 Oh, my Wilbur tried that once. 603 00:21:36,032 --> 00:21:38,513 - Uh-huh? - It was a hellish two days. 604 00:21:38,557 --> 00:21:42,038 Oh, actually, this skirt is what bumped it. 605 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,954 - Ooh! All right now. - Whoo! 606 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,826 - Don't hurt nobody. - [laughing] Okay. 607 00:21:46,869 --> 00:21:49,307 ♪ Haters blue in the face like Gonzo ♪ 608 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,570 ♪ 'Cause I'm baking a cake, so let's bake ♪ 609 00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:54,269 ♪ Girl, wobble it, and I'm-a gobble it ♪ 610 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,923 ♪ I see you moving your head 611 00:21:55,965 --> 00:21:57,968 Malik, I don't know what is wrong with you, okay? 612 00:21:58,011 --> 00:22:00,057 No matter how many problems that me and Pookie have, 613 00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:02,451 he give me a variety pack of nuts, okay? 614 00:22:02,494 --> 00:22:04,365 - Okay, good, okay, yeah. - I'm talking 'bout peanuts. 615 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:06,759 - Okay, got it, Mama, got it. - Almonds, cashews. 616 00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,979 - Chocolate-covered nuts. - Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. 617 00:22:09,022 --> 00:22:12,374 To nut or not to nut. That is the question. 618 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:14,244 - And the answer... - Is? 619 00:22:14,288 --> 00:22:16,160 Hell, yeah! [laughter] 620 00:22:16,203 --> 00:22:18,205 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it. 621 00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:19,555 Okay. 622 00:22:21,077 --> 00:22:22,689 - I'm gonna make it. - All right. 623 00:22:22,731 --> 00:22:24,604 ♪ I move with the lead of a pencil ♪ 624 00:22:24,646 --> 00:22:26,126 ♪ And mine won't miss you, goodnight kiss you ♪ 625 00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:27,911 I'm gonna make it. 626 00:22:27,954 --> 00:22:29,957 ♪ Take it there and back 'cause you got pistols ♪ 627 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,046 ♪ And I don't think Donnie Vick can run these issues ♪ 628 00:22:32,088 --> 00:22:34,917 Oh... oh. I'm gonna make it. 629 00:22:34,961 --> 00:22:37,050 I'm gonna make it. 630 00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,443 He ain't gonna make it. 631 00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:40,532 He is not gonna make it. 632 00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:44,013 I'm not gonna make it. I ain't gonna make it. 633 00:22:44,057 --> 00:22:46,843 ♪ Get in there, yeah, yeah ♪ 634 00:22:46,886 --> 00:22:48,845 But look who made it. 635 00:22:48,888 --> 00:22:52,282 Look who just beat Oprah, fam! 636 00:22:52,326 --> 00:22:55,374 [cheers and applause] 637 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,549 - Over two million! - Oh, yes! 638 00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,726 And look who is having a grand old time. 639 00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:02,031 - Mm-hmm. - [laughing] 640 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:06,079 Where he at? Wobble, baby, unh, unh, unh. 641 00:23:07,994 --> 00:23:09,865 - [chuckles] - Oh-ho-ho-ho. 642 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,606 - Mm-hmm. - Shit. 643 00:23:12,955 --> 00:23:15,480 Ooh. Wait, wait. 644 00:23:15,523 --> 00:23:16,699 Please respect my boundaries. 645 00:23:16,742 --> 00:23:18,788 Just relax. 646 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,528 I got your boundaries. 647 00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:23,096 [Malik moaning] 648 00:23:24,228 --> 00:23:25,534 Just make it through the day, Malik, 649 00:23:25,577 --> 00:23:27,884 just make it through the day. Wait. 650 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:30,451 Don't wait. Don't, don't. 651 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:31,758 [moaning] 652 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,367 Oh, fuck it. 653 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,326 [India moaning] 654 00:23:35,369 --> 00:23:37,938 [watch chiming] Oh! 655 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:39,329 Whoo! 656 00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:40,635 I made it through the day. 657 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,376 Tomorrow will take care of itself. 658 00:23:44,509 --> 00:23:46,947 Um... 659 00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,991 Where are you going? 660 00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:50,429 To celebrate. 661 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,344 Hey, what are you doing in 29 days? 662 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,826 ♪ That's life, five or six remember last night... ♪ 663 00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:01,527 Hey, so I-- I spoke with the Colonel, 664 00:24:01,569 --> 00:24:03,963 and it's not a "no." 665 00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:05,878 It's just a "not right now." 666 00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:07,968 But it's okay, because I'm already working on a plan B. 667 00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:09,535 Yeah, I appreciate that, Brittany, but we both know 668 00:24:09,577 --> 00:24:10,797 it's not gonna happen. 669 00:24:10,839 --> 00:24:12,798 My God in heaven. 670 00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:14,974 Jamison Fields. 671 00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:17,586 - I thought that was you. - Mr. Morris. 672 00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:20,196 What is it, only, um, 92 days 673 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,634 since you've been out of prison, 674 00:24:21,676 --> 00:24:24,462 and you're already at an event like this. 675 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,028 How fucking fair is that? 676 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,117 I did my time. 677 00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:29,858 As far as I'm concerned, I can go anywhere I want to. 678 00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,904 And as far as I'm concerned, 679 00:24:31,948 --> 00:24:34,342 three years is a joke for what you did to my daughter. 680 00:24:34,384 --> 00:24:35,996 I didn't do anything to your daughter, Mr. Morris. 681 00:24:36,038 --> 00:24:37,998 Okay. All right. Everybody-- everybody, calm down. 682 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,479 This criminal has no business here. 683 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,175 Are you serious, man? 684 00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:43,873 - Jamison, Jamison. - And I want him gone, now. 685 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,483 - No, I need to leave. - You don't have to go anywhere. 686 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,833 Because if I stay here, it'll get out of hand. 687 00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:48,182 What the hell is going on here? 688 00:24:48,224 --> 00:24:49,836 I came here to support young girls 689 00:24:49,878 --> 00:24:51,619 and ensure their future, but I am forced 690 00:24:51,663 --> 00:24:53,273 to see the thug who took advantage 691 00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:54,710 - of my little girl? - Okay, wait a minute. 692 00:24:54,753 --> 00:24:56,277 Can we just talk about this in private? 693 00:24:56,319 --> 00:24:58,584 No, no, no, no. There is nothing to discuss. 694 00:24:58,626 --> 00:25:01,281 You should be ashamed to let a thug like that 695 00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:03,240 - dishonor this event. - Wait, hold on. 696 00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:05,025 I'm all about supporting women. 697 00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:06,853 Now, I feel for what happened to you and your daughter, 698 00:25:06,895 --> 00:25:08,507 but what happened to Jamison, it stinks. 699 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:09,855 'Cause if he was your son, 700 00:25:09,898 --> 00:25:11,291 he would've got a slap on the wrist. 701 00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:13,946 But his father was Black, so he went to jail. 702 00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:15,730 That's ridiculous, and it's offensive, 703 00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:17,645 - and I want my donation back. - [scoffs] 704 00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:20,387 Take your damn donation, I don't need your money. 705 00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:23,521 Here, take it. 706 00:25:26,436 --> 00:25:28,308 You know, it's pretty obvious you don't have a daughter, 707 00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:30,659 because you can't understand that kind of love. 708 00:25:30,702 --> 00:25:32,226 You know what, not only do I have a daughter, 709 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:34,444 I have a Black son who could have suffered 710 00:25:34,489 --> 00:25:36,622 the same fate that Jamison did. 711 00:25:36,664 --> 00:25:39,450 Now, Mr. Morris, I understand your pain. 712 00:25:39,493 --> 00:25:41,713 But the love that I have for both of my children 713 00:25:41,757 --> 00:25:43,715 is just as strong as the love you have for yours. 714 00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:44,978 [Morris scoffs] 715 00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,417 [sighs] 716 00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:53,160 See? Now, that's what happen 717 00:25:53,202 --> 00:25:55,117 when Black folk throw a white party. 718 00:25:55,162 --> 00:25:56,555 White folk get mad. 719 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,121 [laughter] Ain't that a bitch? 720 00:25:58,164 --> 00:25:59,688 Whoo! All right, DJ. 721 00:25:59,731 --> 00:26:01,384 [snapping] Drop that beat. 722 00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:02,734 [music begins] 723 00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:05,346 All right, y'all, the night is still young. 724 00:26:05,388 --> 00:26:07,130 - Tasha. - [sighs] 725 00:26:07,173 --> 00:26:09,219 - I am so sorry. - No, no, no. 726 00:26:09,262 --> 00:26:10,960 Listen, the past few days, 727 00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:14,181 Malik, Miss Brittany, and... 728 00:26:14,223 --> 00:26:18,271 that nice older lady-- with a knife-- 729 00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:21,536 have all been asking me to give Jamison a second chance. 730 00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:24,146 But what you just did... [chuckles] 731 00:26:24,191 --> 00:26:25,800 ...to Brett Morris? [grunts] 732 00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:27,803 That was inspired. 733 00:26:27,846 --> 00:26:30,849 If all these people, and you, a woman whose opinion 734 00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:32,634 I've grown to respect, 735 00:26:32,677 --> 00:26:34,722 see something that special in this young man, 736 00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,289 then I guess I can risk seeing it too. 737 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:39,118 You tell him he's got a spot on training camp. 738 00:26:39,162 --> 00:26:40,468 Are you serious, Colonel? 739 00:26:40,510 --> 00:26:41,903 Book it. 740 00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:45,211 And now, fix my Garret problem. 741 00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:47,648 Okay. Ah! 742 00:26:49,477 --> 00:26:51,521 Tasha! We did it! 743 00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:54,002 Slow your roll, baby boss. Okay, I did it. 744 00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:57,963 And it cost me 200 grand and a victory over Oprah. 745 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,794 You invited Jamison and that old lady, didn't you? 746 00:27:02,837 --> 00:27:04,448 Yeah, I did. 747 00:27:04,491 --> 00:27:05,884 That was a baller move. 748 00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,625 Some might call it a Mack move. 749 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,758 Yeah, some fool would, okay? 750 00:27:09,801 --> 00:27:12,455 But if that fool is fool enough 751 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,458 to ever pull a stunt like that again, 752 00:27:14,501 --> 00:27:16,939 she could be out of a job, okay? 753 00:27:16,982 --> 00:27:18,723 Okay. 754 00:27:19,768 --> 00:27:21,074 Turn it up. 755 00:27:22,204 --> 00:27:24,946 ["Voodoo Hoodoo" by Marco Vitali playing] 756 00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:26,078 What'd I miss? 757 00:27:27,732 --> 00:27:30,605 I've never done anything like that in my life, you know? 758 00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:32,040 But I just-- I don't even know what got into me. 759 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:33,477 I just had to shoot my shot, you know? 760 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,348 We're not friends, okay? 761 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:39,179 [gasps] I am so sorry. 762 00:27:39,221 --> 00:27:40,528 It's okay, it's okay. 763 00:27:40,570 --> 00:27:42,486 It was a stank move, but it worked. 764 00:27:42,529 --> 00:27:44,314 I have a producer friend named Avery J., 765 00:27:44,357 --> 00:27:46,098 - and she thinks you're dope. - My G-- 766 00:27:46,142 --> 00:27:47,535 She started following you. 767 00:27:47,577 --> 00:27:49,711 You got skills. Keep working it, okay? 768 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:52,496 Oh my-- thank you. Thank you. 769 00:27:52,539 --> 00:27:54,498 - Oh my God! - What? What? What? 770 00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:57,109 I knew it! She said I got skills! 771 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,676 What, she said you got skills? 772 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,113 Tasha said I'm a baby boss. 773 00:28:00,155 --> 00:28:02,636 [both shrieking, laughing] 774 00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:05,683 Oh my God. 775 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:06,989 Stop. 776 00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:10,992 - You're fired. - Sorry. 777 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:12,559 We should get wasted 828 style. 778 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:14,431 828! Okay, I would love to, I would love to, 779 00:28:14,474 --> 00:28:16,825 but really, I gotta-- I gotta handle something. 780 00:28:16,868 --> 00:28:20,088 But I will see you at home, maybe. 781 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:22,178 Miss Navarro, care to dance? 782 00:28:22,221 --> 00:28:24,528 Dance? I, um... 783 00:28:24,571 --> 00:28:27,401 I just spent my $24. [chuckles] 784 00:28:27,443 --> 00:28:30,098 It's okay. I'll take credit cards. 785 00:28:31,186 --> 00:28:35,757 $1,935,000! 786 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,672 [cheers and applause] 787 00:28:37,715 --> 00:28:40,587 Yes! Yes! 788 00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,415 Wonderful. 789 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:45,114 BOTH: Thank you so much! 790 00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:46,986 [laughing] 791 00:28:47,028 --> 00:28:49,770 Get that. Ah! Perfect. 792 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,555 - Okay. - There you go, honey. 793 00:28:51,598 --> 00:28:53,252 You know, that's almost as much as Oprah raised for us. 794 00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:55,603 - Really? - Yes. 795 00:28:55,645 --> 00:28:58,084 I didn't know. [chuckles] 796 00:28:58,126 --> 00:28:59,780 - So, Simone, listen. - Yes? 797 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,000 Now, my daughter Kai is eight, 798 00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:04,699 but she is already beating teenagers in tennis, 799 00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:06,656 and I just know that Oakmont 800 00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:09,050 would take her game to the next level. 801 00:29:09,095 --> 00:29:12,054 - You are clearly invested. - Mm-hmm. 802 00:29:12,097 --> 00:29:15,753 So, I am gonna sign you up for the big scrub. 803 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:18,278 Oh! Okay, well, you know what? 804 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,194 As the check shows, I'm down with Oakmont, okay? 805 00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:24,806 But I'm also CEO of my own company, 806 00:29:24,849 --> 00:29:27,026 you know, which is very demanding to my schedule. 807 00:29:27,068 --> 00:29:29,723 You know, women in charge like us. 808 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,074 Girl pow-pow-power. 809 00:29:32,117 --> 00:29:34,947 Yeah, see, Tasha, parent participation 810 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,599 - is mandatory. - Mm-hmm. 811 00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:38,384 You can miss one event per term, 812 00:29:38,427 --> 00:29:39,951 but that's it, there's no exceptions. 813 00:29:39,994 --> 00:29:44,130 So, either you're all in, Tasha, 814 00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,695 or Kai won't be. 815 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,654 I'm sorry. 816 00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:50,005 - But this is wonderful. - Yes. 817 00:29:50,048 --> 00:29:52,050 - Thank you so much for this. - You're welcome. 818 00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:55,270 - You know, that is $1,935,000. - Yes. 819 00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:56,837 I'm gonna need to get a bigger purse. 820 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,012 [both laughing] 821 00:29:58,057 --> 00:30:00,189 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 822 00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:07,326 ♪ But I genuinely feel we should be ♪ 823 00:30:08,762 --> 00:30:14,637 ♪ So I cling to a speck of hope ♪ 824 00:30:14,682 --> 00:30:20,818 ♪ Hope that you'll see me, please, oh please ♪ 825 00:30:21,993 --> 00:30:27,913 ♪ And I'm reeling, there's no need to speculate ♪ 826 00:30:27,955 --> 00:30:32,134 ♪ I'm already on my knees 827 00:30:33,656 --> 00:30:39,054 ♪ Severed ties, jumped hurdles to be here ♪ 828 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:44,364 ♪ Now, I'm frantically dousing the flames ♪ 829 00:30:44,406 --> 00:30:47,976 You know, um... you shouldn't drink alone. 830 00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:53,807 What were you thinking inviting me to that party? 831 00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:57,376 - I was humiliated out there. - I'm sorry. 832 00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:59,552 I honestly had no idea who he was. 833 00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:00,989 You didn't care who he was. 834 00:31:01,032 --> 00:31:02,469 This was not about me, this was about you 835 00:31:02,511 --> 00:31:03,862 proving yourself to Tasha. 836 00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:05,515 Yes, I wanna prove myself just like you do. 837 00:31:05,558 --> 00:31:07,212 But the reason I go so hard for you 838 00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,866 is because I believe in you. 839 00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:13,696 Seeing that man tonight, 840 00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:16,221 that look he had in his eyes, 841 00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:18,615 that brought back so many memories. 842 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,531 I was 18. 843 00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:23,969 And cocky. 844 00:31:25,578 --> 00:31:28,973 Allison was 16, rich. 845 00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:30,758 Her parents did not want us together. 846 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,544 And then my birthday came right before prom. 847 00:31:34,587 --> 00:31:36,676 She lied to them so we can go together, 848 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,897 and then, that night, we, um... 849 00:31:42,638 --> 00:31:44,510 It was our first time. 850 00:31:46,251 --> 00:31:48,123 We fell asleep right in each other's arms. 851 00:31:50,472 --> 00:31:53,172 But the next morning, the cops were everywhere. 852 00:31:55,782 --> 00:31:58,002 I was arrested and promised probation 853 00:31:58,046 --> 00:31:59,961 if I pleaded no contest. 854 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,788 But the judge had other plans. 855 00:32:03,442 --> 00:32:06,489 The whole thing is just so messed up. 856 00:32:06,532 --> 00:32:09,797 I served three years in prison 857 00:32:09,839 --> 00:32:11,930 for just making love to my girlfriend. 858 00:32:14,627 --> 00:32:16,542 I just want my life back. 859 00:32:19,807 --> 00:32:22,766 I know nothing can change what happened to you. 860 00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:26,856 But you will get your life back, Jamison. 861 00:32:28,423 --> 00:32:30,251 And it starts with following your dreams. 862 00:32:31,905 --> 00:32:33,646 The Colonel... 863 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,866 he's invited you to training camp. 864 00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:42,089 So, you, sir, are officially a pro football player. 865 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,228 [choking up] I'm sorry, what? 866 00:32:49,270 --> 00:32:51,577 Yeah, it worked. 867 00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:53,536 [laughing] Holy... 868 00:32:53,579 --> 00:32:55,320 - So, it actually worked! - It worked. 869 00:32:55,364 --> 00:32:58,019 It worked! [laughing] 870 00:32:58,063 --> 00:33:00,891 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 871 00:33:06,548 --> 00:33:09,116 I never thought I would tell anybody that story. 872 00:33:11,684 --> 00:33:13,034 MALIK: Whoo! 873 00:33:13,077 --> 00:33:15,863 It's the no-nut afterparty, baby! 874 00:33:15,905 --> 00:33:17,778 - And now, Miss Gladys? - Uh-huh? 875 00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:19,692 You know there's a big old pole upstairs 876 00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:21,041 with your name on it, don't you? 877 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:22,565 GLADYS: Yeah, uh-uh-uh-uh. 878 00:33:22,608 --> 00:33:24,698 Remember, I told you, my name is Cinnamon. 879 00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:26,568 - Oh, Cinnamon. - Yeah. 880 00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:29,181 All right, well, I guess I'm No-Nutmeg. 881 00:33:29,223 --> 00:33:31,182 Ain't no party like a No-Nut party, 882 00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:33,619 'cause a No-Nut party don't stop, whoo! 883 00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:41,019 ♪