1 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:07,224 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first-ever 2 00:00:07,267 --> 00:00:09,573 training camp for our Las Vegas 3 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:11,968 Fighting Fury! 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,448 [cheering and applause] 5 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:15,971 Okay. 6 00:00:17,277 --> 00:00:18,582 First day of training camp, baby! 7 00:00:18,626 --> 00:00:20,454 Title or bust, dawg, title or bust! 8 00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:24,545 - Oh! We gotta go! - Yeah! 9 00:00:24,588 --> 00:00:28,245 [both moaning] 10 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:30,812 You gotta moan quiet, or your pilot is gonna hear you. 11 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,988 No, Steadman is paid not to hear. 12 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,947 - [moaning] - STEADMAN: Please fasten your seatbelts. 13 00:00:34,990 --> 00:00:36,862 Pookie Time is causing 14 00:00:36,905 --> 00:00:38,734 - Ahh, yeah, it's Pookie Time. - major turbulence. 15 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,213 [moaning fading] 16 00:00:40,256 --> 00:00:41,954 ...I got your back, okay? 17 00:00:41,997 --> 00:00:44,087 And a Rolex because I always make time for you, 18 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:46,088 and a Pow-Pow-Power Bar because I never 19 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:48,265 - run out of energy. - You could've just sent a courier. 20 00:00:48,308 --> 00:00:50,179 Save you money and me time. 21 00:00:50,223 --> 00:00:52,356 Personal touch, new-school, see, 22 00:00:52,399 --> 00:00:53,835 that's how you become old school. 23 00:00:53,878 --> 00:00:55,402 Or else you're gonna flunk out of school. 24 00:00:55,445 --> 00:00:57,534 So deliver those gift bags by the end of the day. 25 00:00:57,579 --> 00:00:59,581 All right, now get to it. 26 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:02,104 Ooh, now, where were we? 27 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:06,066 We were talking about, you know, this, about us. 28 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,545 Oh, right, okay, look, 29 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:09,981 Pookie, now I know things have been 30 00:01:10,025 --> 00:01:11,897 a little off, all right, but... 31 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,203 - Yeah. - This weekend, we gonna 32 00:01:13,246 --> 00:01:16,859 get back on track. Okay? Kai is with your mom, 33 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:18,903 so hopefully she'll survive, all right? 34 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,644 And then we can just-- 35 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:24,867 What is this? 36 00:01:26,781 --> 00:01:29,045 Divorce papers? What, you leaving me? 37 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:31,091 No. Y-Yes. I mean-- 38 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:33,222 You know what, look-- Tasha, it's just not working out. 39 00:01:33,266 --> 00:01:35,051 No, no, no, you know what? 40 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:37,662 You know how you get featured in Mogul Magazine? 41 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:40,012 By always staying one step ahead. 42 00:01:41,796 --> 00:01:44,973 Winston and Lee? Divorce lawyers? 43 00:01:45,016 --> 00:01:47,281 The best divorce lawyers. 44 00:01:47,323 --> 00:01:50,152 They separated Kanye from his other personalities. 45 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:51,894 [whistle blowing] 46 00:01:51,936 --> 00:01:55,376 Damn, this sun ain't playing, man. 47 00:01:55,418 --> 00:01:57,159 Sweating like a runaway slave, bro. 48 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,944 Must've lost ten pounds. 49 00:01:58,987 --> 00:02:01,207 Ain't trying to get fined for not making weight, so... 50 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:03,384 - Oh, that's right. - Excuse me. 51 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,385 Hey, rookie, this area right here, 52 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:07,170 this is for the vets. 53 00:02:07,213 --> 00:02:09,040 Come on. 54 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:10,825 What about Connor? He's a rookie. 55 00:02:10,868 --> 00:02:13,175 Bro, Connor's a first-round draft pick, man. 56 00:02:13,219 --> 00:02:14,611 - All right? - He's still a rookie. 57 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,091 I don't know if you've been told. 58 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,876 See that watering hole back there? 59 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,574 That watering hole is for rookies who won't 60 00:02:19,616 --> 00:02:21,793 make it past the first cut, a'ight? 61 00:02:21,836 --> 00:02:23,403 I'll holla at you. 62 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:26,493 Anyway, bro, you stay focused on your mind. 63 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,626 So you've been thinking about the same thing. 64 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,062 Yeah, well, you know, it's kind of 65 00:02:30,105 --> 00:02:33,718 where we are, right? I mean, we both saw it coming. 66 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:35,329 Yeah. 67 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:40,682 Okay, look, I don't accept this. 68 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:43,250 Okay-- why don't we just take the weekend 69 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,860 and see how things work, and then... 70 00:02:45,903 --> 00:02:48,603 - then we can decide. - Weekend. 71 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:51,823 - Then we decide. - Good. 72 00:02:51,866 --> 00:02:53,651 'Cause judging by that stationery, 73 00:02:53,694 --> 00:02:56,045 my attorneys would've kicked the shit outta yours. 74 00:02:56,087 --> 00:02:58,221 - Right-- listen. - Mm-hmm. 75 00:02:58,264 --> 00:03:01,485 But this weekend is for us. Okay? Real talk, no work. 76 00:03:01,528 --> 00:03:03,312 Absolutely, okay? 77 00:03:03,356 --> 00:03:05,228 We might even be able to get a little Pookie time 78 00:03:05,271 --> 00:03:07,317 - up in there. - Mmm, say what? 79 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,276 [phone ringing] 80 00:03:09,318 --> 00:03:11,060 Right after I get this. 81 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:13,715 - [phone ringing] - [laughing] 82 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:17,283 [music] 83 00:03:17,326 --> 00:03:19,590 You know, you promised when I made Raquel my house act 84 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:21,375 that you were gonna pack this club, but now, 85 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:23,027 - that didn't happen. - I-- I know, I just, 86 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:25,116 I got sidetracked, but don't worry because 87 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,901 - I'm planning something really big-- - Oh, no, it's all good. 88 00:03:26,944 --> 00:03:28,686 I just wanted you here so I can fire you and Raquel 89 00:03:28,729 --> 00:03:31,079 - in person... Raquel? - No-no-no, wait-wait-wait, 90 00:03:31,122 --> 00:03:32,995 - how am I gonna explain that to Raquel? - I don't know, 91 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,778 Brittany, how are-- Raquel, how can Brittany 92 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:36,171 - explain this to you? - Explain what? 93 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,826 That we're having a big 828 Style blowout 94 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:41,221 - here at the club. - Oh, that sounds fire, but listen, 95 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:42,483 I gotta get ready for the showcase. 96 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,485 Thank you so much, Montana, I appreciate it. 97 00:03:44,527 --> 00:03:47,487 If I pack this club up, can you promise not to fire Raquel? 98 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,402 Come on, Montana, she really needs this gig. 99 00:03:49,445 --> 00:03:52,841 You pack it tonight, or you and Raquel are done. 100 00:03:54,711 --> 00:03:56,758 [music] 101 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,157 Yo, Coach. Dawg, why aren't we using 102 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,985 the indoor field? You can have this heat. 103 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,683 It's called adversity, right? 104 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:12,121 - Brings the team together. - Yeah, so do funerals. 105 00:04:12,163 --> 00:04:13,426 Okay? 'Cause we all gonna drop dead if you 106 00:04:13,469 --> 00:04:15,515 - keep this shit up, dawg. - We'll be fine. 107 00:04:15,558 --> 00:04:17,168 How the hell you know? You ain't God. 108 00:04:18,387 --> 00:04:21,738 - On this field, I am. - [blowing whistle] 109 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:24,872 You know, we were a team. 110 00:04:24,915 --> 00:04:29,355 Now, I feel like a... a shelf husband. 111 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:31,661 You know, you take me down, dust me off when you need me, 112 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:34,012 and then you just put me back when you don't. 113 00:04:34,055 --> 00:04:36,579 That is not fair, Pookie. When we got married, 114 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:38,581 we both said that we would give each other permission 115 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:40,062 - to pursue our careers. - That was before 116 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:42,281 your career swallowed our entire life. 117 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:45,762 And who is the awkward white boy creeping up on you? 118 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:47,461 Oh, hell no. 119 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,288 That's that white whale from-- 120 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,812 Hey, Ms. Mack, your assistant said you'd be here. 121 00:04:51,855 --> 00:04:53,901 - I've been calling. - Do I look like I give a damn? 122 00:04:53,944 --> 00:04:55,643 Listen, I screwed up. Okay? 123 00:04:55,685 --> 00:04:57,209 - Mm-hmm. - I screwed up. 124 00:04:57,252 --> 00:04:58,819 I want you to be my agent. 125 00:04:58,862 --> 00:05:00,690 Seems I'm not the only one not listening. 126 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,345 See, that's what I love about you. 127 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:05,783 You got the biggest set of balls I've ever seen. 128 00:05:05,826 --> 00:05:07,175 No offense, sir. 129 00:05:07,218 --> 00:05:09,483 Oh, I know all about her balls. 130 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:12,702 Avery J. just confirmed for tonight! 131 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:15,052 Shut up! Oh, my gosh, that is so dope! 132 00:05:15,096 --> 00:05:16,663 Oh, my God, I just caught nerves. 133 00:05:16,706 --> 00:05:18,360 - Oh, girl-- - Do you know how many careers 134 00:05:18,404 --> 00:05:20,101 she's launched just by posting a song 135 00:05:20,144 --> 00:05:21,886 - on her SoundCloud? - You know, 136 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:23,670 if you really wanna blow her away, 137 00:05:23,713 --> 00:05:25,673 you should do the set at a packed house at 51. 138 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:28,415 No, no, I'm trying new personal material, 139 00:05:28,457 --> 00:05:31,983 and I just-- I want a chill vibe for my showcase, you know? 140 00:05:32,026 --> 00:05:35,290 Yeah, no... I get it. 141 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:36,858 Like, I believe in this so much... 142 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:39,382 - Mm-hmm. - ...I, um, I pulled a Brit, 143 00:05:39,425 --> 00:05:41,514 and I sank my entire savings into it. 144 00:05:41,557 --> 00:05:44,387 Wow, okay... okay. 145 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:46,737 - What? - Nothing, it's just, Montana's on my ass 146 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:48,478 about packing the club tonight. 147 00:05:48,521 --> 00:05:50,524 I get that, but I-- I'm doing this here tonight, 148 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:52,961 and I really need you by my side. 149 00:05:54,048 --> 00:05:56,355 Anyway, I'm in town, my fiancée's with me. 150 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:59,314 Meet her, and hell, we can sign on. 151 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:00,750 - "We"? - Oh, yeah, I mean, 152 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,274 she's my teammate, we make... 153 00:06:02,317 --> 00:06:03,927 all our decisions together. 154 00:06:03,971 --> 00:06:06,887 - Yeah. - [chuckling] 155 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:09,543 Look, boy, I did my dance, 156 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:11,848 and you had your chance, okay? 157 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:13,807 And besides, what I'm doing right here 158 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:16,418 with my teammate is way more important. 159 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,507 - So you need to step off. - Okay, babe... 160 00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:20,684 listen, are you sure? 161 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,598 Pookie, you are my priority. 162 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:24,731 If you don't chase this wave, 163 00:06:24,774 --> 00:06:27,908 you might regret it, and I don't want that... 164 00:06:27,951 --> 00:06:30,172 to affect this. 165 00:06:30,214 --> 00:06:32,261 Can I get you anything else? 166 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:36,004 Yeah, give me two Kobe steaks, 167 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:39,399 four lobsters, and a bottle of 2015 Opus One to go. 168 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:41,661 Get a check to the white boy. 169 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,228 It-- yeah, it's okay. 170 00:06:44,273 --> 00:06:46,230 Brit, you know what? I have an idea. 171 00:06:46,274 --> 00:06:47,884 Why don't you throw an opening day 172 00:06:47,928 --> 00:06:49,800 of training camp bash? Big sweaty dudes need 173 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,542 a place to unwind after playing with themselves all day. 174 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,718 - Best friend. - What? 175 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,850 - That is genius. - Really? 176 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:59,461 Yes! Yes! I did it for Garret's party, I can do it again. 177 00:06:59,505 --> 00:07:01,377 Yeah, just don't sell Tasha's champagne. 178 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,074 - That part. - Yeah. 179 00:07:03,117 --> 00:07:04,466 You know what you should do. 180 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,730 You should invite Garret 181 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,862 to unwind to the sweet sounds-- 182 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,646 --of Raquel Navarro. 183 00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:12,692 [British accent] You need to mind your business, Brit. 184 00:07:12,735 --> 00:07:14,651 Thank you very much. 185 00:07:14,694 --> 00:07:16,697 - [music] - Yo, I'm sweating, 186 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,915 - and I'm in the damn pool. - That's exactly 187 00:07:18,959 --> 00:07:20,918 why Lik needs to holler at the colonel 188 00:07:20,961 --> 00:07:22,180 to get us to practice indoors. 189 00:07:22,223 --> 00:07:24,007 Boy, you the players' rep. Hell, you do it. 190 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,836 Bro, you practically the owner, man. 191 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:28,143 The quarterback is supposed to be the team leader. 192 00:07:28,185 --> 00:07:30,231 Are you a leader? 193 00:07:30,274 --> 00:07:32,016 I think he is leading. 194 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,235 He asked the coach about it, and the coach said no. 195 00:07:34,278 --> 00:07:36,456 - Now it's on his radar. - Did y'all hear that? 196 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:39,850 If it's not the sound of a dead player walking. 197 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,983 [all laughing] 198 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,680 That "dead" shit ain't funny, Taylor. 199 00:07:43,723 --> 00:07:44,855 Dawg, come on, man, why don't y'all 200 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,596 give the kid a break? Why are y'all 201 00:07:46,639 --> 00:07:48,641 freezing this man out, huh? 202 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:50,947 - 'Cause he about to be gone. - Bingo. 203 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:53,516 Player with that much baggage, you know he won't last, Lee. 204 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,605 Hey, I got five racks says he's first cut. 205 00:07:56,649 --> 00:07:58,216 I'll put 2,000 on it myself. 206 00:07:58,259 --> 00:08:00,000 Now, come on, not you too, Garret. 207 00:08:00,043 --> 00:08:01,915 - Come on, bro. - It's a good bet. Four to one odds. 208 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:03,526 Hot afternoon, gentlemen. 209 00:08:03,569 --> 00:08:05,310 Hey, hey. Courtesy of Tasha Mack. 210 00:08:05,353 --> 00:08:07,269 Celebrating the opening of training camp, 211 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,488 and the party continues tonight at Joint 51, 212 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,055 so invite your crew, because it's gonna be lit. 213 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,144 Will Raquel be there tonight? 214 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,625 Oh, she's having, like, a little soiree at our place. 215 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:19,149 You should... you should stop by. 216 00:08:19,194 --> 00:08:20,673 She'd love to see you. 217 00:08:20,716 --> 00:08:22,762 Yeah, cool, I'll-- I'll try to make it. 218 00:08:22,805 --> 00:08:25,242 Uh... 219 00:08:25,286 --> 00:08:27,288 where's Mr. Jiggles? 220 00:08:27,331 --> 00:08:29,072 Probably around here somewhere breaking a sweat. 221 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,685 - Copy that. - Yo, Lee, 222 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,469 are you gonna talk to the Colonel, man, 223 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,514 - to get us indoors, what's up? - Hell to the no. 224 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:40,128 Yeah, hell, yeah, I'll bend his rich-ass ear. 225 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:42,129 You know me, dawg, come on. 226 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,179 Hey. 227 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:53,836 - Hey. - I have something for you. 228 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,623 - Oh, for me? - Mm-hmm, this is from Tasha. 229 00:08:56,665 --> 00:08:59,102 And this is from me. 230 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:02,279 [chuckling] Wait, what is this? 231 00:09:02,323 --> 00:09:03,499 It's good luck. 232 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,066 I made one for my dad every season, 233 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:07,241 and he'll get a gold jacket one day, so... 234 00:09:07,284 --> 00:09:09,548 This is very nice. 235 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,594 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 236 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:14,249 - Here, let me help you. - Uh-- okay. 237 00:09:16,293 --> 00:09:18,600 Tighten it and... 238 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:22,299 that looks really good on you. 239 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,172 - Does it? - New school! 240 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:26,522 I told you to deliver the packages, not inspect 'em. 241 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,046 Yeah. 242 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,744 Thank you, Ms. Tasha, for the gift. 243 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:31,961 Yeah, yeah. 244 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,615 - What up, mom? - Hey! 245 00:09:33,659 --> 00:09:35,443 Ooh, I didn't know all this was going on. 246 00:09:35,486 --> 00:09:38,142 - What you doing here? - Oh, I'm meeting Kincaid 247 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:39,883 and his girl, mm-hmm. 248 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,581 I needed your palace to seal the deal. 249 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,974 Pookie's already inside, setting up. 250 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,585 So you're still chasing that punk-ass dude 251 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,412 after all the shit he put you through-- 252 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,370 - and I mean literally. - I know. 253 00:09:49,413 --> 00:09:51,460 My Louboutins still ain't been the same, okay? 254 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:54,375 But Big Country-- he came crawling back to me, Malik. 255 00:09:54,418 --> 00:09:55,638 Okay, well, I'm not sticking around 256 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,030 to see you play yourself again. 257 00:09:57,073 --> 00:09:59,033 [scoffs] 258 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:01,034 What have we here? 259 00:10:01,077 --> 00:10:04,908 That Tasha Mack sure dills my pickle. 260 00:10:04,951 --> 00:10:06,649 Don't tell her I said that. 261 00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:09,565 - Said what, Colonel? - Good girl. 262 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,480 Ms. Brittany, meet Ramon. 263 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:13,961 My entertainment director. He handles all the music 264 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:16,658 in the stadium, and he's a big-time influencer. 265 00:10:16,702 --> 00:10:18,442 Nice to meet you-- entertainment director? 266 00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:19,923 - Yeah. - Yeah, my roommate, she's doing 267 00:10:19,966 --> 00:10:22,230 this cool living room concert tonight. 268 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,318 You should come, too. Legit, she's the next J.Lo. 269 00:10:24,361 --> 00:10:25,841 Word-- yeah, it's been a minute since I've been 270 00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:27,713 - to a living room set. - I will drop you 271 00:10:27,756 --> 00:10:29,802 the address right now. 272 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,892 - [laughing] - KEITH: Wedding planning is in full swing. 273 00:10:31,934 --> 00:10:33,414 Actually, after we're done here, 274 00:10:33,457 --> 00:10:35,721 we're off to Bridals by Lori. Not a lot of bridal shops 275 00:10:35,764 --> 00:10:37,331 - in our neck of the woods. - You know what? 276 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,681 Why don't we just get this party started? 277 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,682 - All right. - Hit it, Pookie! 278 00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:42,772 VOICE: And now, the starting quarterback 279 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,513 for the University of Georgia. He's the number one 280 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,601 overall draft pick for 2021 281 00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:48,517 and the next member of the Billionaire Boys Club. 282 00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:50,649 Keith Kincaid! 283 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:54,217 Yep, so, Keith, I see you as more than a football player. 284 00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:56,177 I see you as a billion dollar brand. 285 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,308 And so we're gonna hit up all of the major markets. 286 00:10:58,352 --> 00:11:00,528 Soft drinks. We got Kincaid-Aid. 287 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,269 I tried it, it's-- it's real good. 288 00:11:02,312 --> 00:11:04,184 Oh, well, I'll make you do with the do, baby. 289 00:11:04,227 --> 00:11:05,926 All right, athletic gear. Now Malik has 290 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,884 his own shoes, Lik Sneaks, they're dropping soon. 291 00:11:07,927 --> 00:11:09,711 But these are Kincaid Kicks. 292 00:11:09,755 --> 00:11:11,365 - Cool. - Oh, yeah. 293 00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:13,236 So, Colonel, what is all this? 294 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,717 Design submissions for the VIP Lounge. 295 00:11:15,761 --> 00:11:19,461 It'll be the place to be inside the place to be. 296 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,898 Best view in the house. Up here, we'll be 297 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,988 like Olympian gods looking down upon gladiators. 298 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,556 Respectfully, Colonel, the best seat in the house 299 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,427 is right there on the field. 300 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,125 Look at all this prime unused real estate. 301 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,082 If I was a VIP person paying VIP prices, 302 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,302 - that's where I'd wanna be. - Hmm. 303 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,783 Hey, can anybody submit a design out here? 304 00:11:37,826 --> 00:11:39,567 Anybody that has that kind of money 305 00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:42,397 and an official proposal by next Friday-- excuse me. 306 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,963 Noted. 307 00:11:44,006 --> 00:11:46,356 Well, that's all I got, uh, Ramon. 308 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,142 Have fun at Raquel's set tonight. 309 00:11:48,184 --> 00:11:51,536 And finally, in fast food, I'm already in talks 310 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,104 with a major chain to get you your own sandwich. 311 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,758 I call it Chicken Kincaid. 312 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,803 White meat on white bread with a whole lot of mayo. 313 00:11:57,846 --> 00:11:59,674 [laughing] Boom-boom-clap! 314 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,068 So, all you have to do is 315 00:12:02,111 --> 00:12:04,201 just sign right here, on the dotted line. 316 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:07,943 Tasha, honestly, we're not fans of the baller lifestyle. 317 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,859 We know Keith can make a lot of money, 318 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,426 but that's not what we're about. 319 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,732 - So you don't like money? - We do. 320 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,559 We just don't love it. 321 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:18,259 Matthew 6:24, "You cannot serve both God and money." 322 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:21,610 But you can serve God and spend money, hallelujah. 323 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,480 - [laughing] - Amen. 324 00:12:23,524 --> 00:12:25,701 Right? Look, look, all I'm saying is that 325 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,921 there is nothing evil about money. 326 00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:29,573 it's what you do with it that counts. 327 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,533 Right, like 328 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:34,014 buy a custom-made jet, for example. 329 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,929 Or a house the size of a hotel for just one person. 330 00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:41,803 Okay, you know what? I feel you, all right? 331 00:12:41,847 --> 00:12:44,720 And it's like I told Keith, when you sign with Tasha Mack, 332 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,201 you're not just a client, you're part of my family. 333 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,289 So, does that mean we'll barely see you? 334 00:12:49,332 --> 00:12:51,596 From what I understand, your daughter lives 335 00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:54,381 with your husband while you fly free, 336 00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:56,340 and you see her, what, once or twice a month? 337 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,647 Oh, hell no, you know what, I-- She is not coming up here... 338 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,692 - No, no, no, no. Tasha, stop. - No, no-- 339 00:13:00,735 --> 00:13:02,563 White Boy Rick chased me down, okay? 340 00:13:02,606 --> 00:13:04,522 We gave up our day to meet with "Ebony and Ivory," 341 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,089 and you gonna sit up here and judge me? 342 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,961 You know what? I'm done milking cows. 343 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,788 All right? You don't like my values? 344 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,659 You can get the hell out and take his ass with you. 345 00:13:11,702 --> 00:13:13,400 - Ms. Mack, look, it's not-- - Take him with you. 346 00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:15,446 - Ms. Mack, look-- - Yeah, Ms. Mack, paddywhack, 347 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,447 kiss my ass and give your dog a bone. 348 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,104 - [whistle blowing] - ♪ I can't be afraid 349 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,846 ♪ I can't chase what you chasin' no more ♪ 350 00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:25,413 ♪ Ain't that why we fallin' apart? ♪ 351 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,240 ♪ Ain't that why we fallin' apart? ♪ 352 00:13:27,283 --> 00:13:30,678 I missed you, too, Malik, but this is a tad close. 353 00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:34,422 Whoo, boy, this AC in here is-- it's nice, Colonel. 354 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,466 - You-- You wanted to talk? - Oh, yeah. 355 00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:39,253 Uh, look, Colonel, man, we sizzling out here. 356 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,863 Don't you think we should be playing inside? 357 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,125 That's Coach's call. I like it outside. 358 00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:45,302 See, now put this stupidity on ice 359 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,476 'fore you get your ass in trouble. 360 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,219 - Shut your mouth, fool. - Excuse me? 361 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:54,094 Um, shut your mouth is Black for "say no more," 362 00:13:54,136 --> 00:13:57,488 because everything you said is absolutely correct, Colonel. 363 00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,054 Shut your mouth, fool. 364 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:02,188 I know this white man did not just call you no fool. 365 00:14:02,231 --> 00:14:04,581 Oh! [laughing] 366 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,671 You got me, you got me, all right, how about a lift 367 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:09,109 - back to the weight room? - Shut your mouth, fool. 368 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,763 That's white folk talk for "peace out." 369 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,982 Okay, yeah. 370 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,419 Uh-- whoo! Yep! 371 00:14:16,463 --> 00:14:18,335 Good talk, Colonel. [sighing] 372 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:19,946 Yeah, just make sure that happens. 373 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,903 Yo, Lik, catch you at the crib. 374 00:14:21,947 --> 00:14:23,731 This AC, truth. 375 00:14:25,254 --> 00:14:26,995 You really gonna let this thing go? 376 00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:29,432 Mm-hmm, gone and good riddance. 377 00:14:29,476 --> 00:14:32,000 Wow. 378 00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:33,960 I've never seen you quit. 379 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:37,224 I mean, you have the chance to be a bona fide trailblazer. 380 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,790 Look, I'm done blazing trails. 381 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,793 If you blow this, you'll resent me 382 00:14:41,836 --> 00:14:43,447 for not getting what you deserve. 383 00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:46,058 But that is exactly what's wrong, remember? 384 00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:48,712 Me doing business and leaving you on a shelf. 385 00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,847 Then we'll do it together. 386 00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:55,807 - You know I hate losing. - [chuckling] 387 00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:58,114 Okay, hell yeah, I'm in. 388 00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,899 Good, let's just go blaze another trail, baby. 389 00:15:04,511 --> 00:15:07,341 [cheering] 390 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,517 Yo, Coach, go and run a play for Jamison, 391 00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:11,388 - let's see what he's got. - Yep, that's what 392 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,522 - they're doing now. - [cheering] 393 00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,571 - They don't trust him. - Yeah, that's 'cause 394 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,051 they think he's gonna get cut. 395 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,835 Not even giving him a chance. 396 00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,880 Yeah, I know, we're not acting like a team. 397 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,884 That being said, it's his job to win 'em over. 398 00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:32,235 If he can't, he doesn't deserve to be here. 399 00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:34,280 All right, let's go again! 400 00:15:34,323 --> 00:15:36,370 Babe, I met with a dozen agents, 401 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,110 and none of 'em share our values. 402 00:15:38,153 --> 00:15:40,634 They're agents. Hell, my old agent Myron, 403 00:15:40,677 --> 00:15:43,594 he died in a forest, and he wasn't playing golf. 404 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:47,859 Well! Looks like it's my turn to interrupt 405 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,557 your couples' time, huh? 406 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,688 Okay, look-- I'm sorry, I didn't get a chance 407 00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:54,213 to finish my pitch because someone, 408 00:15:54,256 --> 00:15:56,693 not naming names, lost their temper, all right? 409 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,653 So just hear me out, okay? 410 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:01,437 Now, I know all that there is to know about this football life 411 00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:03,352 while you two are just starting out, 412 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,182 and your well-being is very important to me. 413 00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:09,142 So I'm just gonna put it all out there on the table, okay? 414 00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:11,447 Okay. I'll hear you out. 415 00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:13,754 Hey, Keith, you, uh, you wanna check out 416 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,799 - some tuxes I saw up front? - Absolutely. 417 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,980 So, what kind of dress are you looking for? 418 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,765 Something that matches my personality. 419 00:16:24,808 --> 00:16:26,768 Oh, so something in psycho bitch black? 420 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,988 [chuckling] Kidding! 421 00:16:30,466 --> 00:16:32,513 Man, I hope you don't fumble footballs 422 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,471 like you fumbling with that tie. 423 00:16:34,514 --> 00:16:36,385 Hey, football's way easier than this thing. 424 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,388 I'll just-- I don't know, I'll do a clip-on or something. 425 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:42,304 Oh, no-no-no-no-no, fake ties equal fake swag. 426 00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,220 Never fake it-- come here, man. 427 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,136 You know, Natalie, back at Malik's, 428 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,790 I really felt judged. 429 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,793 You know? 430 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,576 Oh, look! 431 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,798 - This is nice. - If I wear that, 432 00:16:57,841 --> 00:17:00,322 folks'll be able to see clear to the promised land. 433 00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:02,150 Good point. [chuckling] 434 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,934 So, you know I like Tasha, right? 435 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,459 But Talie's 436 00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:06,894 my soul mate, man. 437 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,070 And when... when my mama died, 438 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,900 she was... she was there for me day and night. 439 00:17:11,942 --> 00:17:15,076 You know, and, I don't know, I think she's just scared 440 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,601 that football's gonna change us a little bit. 441 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,388 - Yeah. - Okay, what about this? 442 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,433 Now, this is gorgeous, girl. 443 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,087 Yeah, if you're a drag queen. 444 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,959 [deep voice]: Oh, okay. 445 00:17:28,002 --> 00:17:29,700 [both chuckling] 446 00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:31,223 Yeah. 447 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,576 Now what about this one? 448 00:17:35,618 --> 00:17:38,057 This is modest, elegant, classy. 449 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,493 Pretentious, shallow, trying too hard. 450 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,712 You talking about the dress, right? 451 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,540 Are you ready for that life, man? 452 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,281 'Cause you're gonna have to be on top of your game 453 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:49,372 - all day, every day. - Oh, come on, yes, sir. 454 00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:50,939 I've dreamt of playing ball 455 00:17:50,981 --> 00:17:53,028 since I was knee-high to a grasshopper. 456 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,204 Oh, I'm not talking about playing football, man. 457 00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:59,121 I'm talking about marrying a Black woman. 458 00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:02,603 You know, Natalie, you sure make a lot of snap decisions. 459 00:18:02,645 --> 00:18:05,039 You can't tell what a dress looks like on a hanger. 460 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,130 To see it, you gotta try it on. 461 00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:10,393 ♪ 462 00:18:10,436 --> 00:18:12,742 Natalie! Try it on! 463 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,615 ♪ That's how I roll 464 00:18:14,657 --> 00:18:16,616 ♪ If I'm shining, everybody wanna shine ♪ 465 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,662 ♪ Yeah, I'm goals 466 00:18:18,705 --> 00:18:21,056 ♪ I was born like this, don't even gotta try ♪ 467 00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:23,144 ♪ Now you know, I'm like Chardonnay ♪ 468 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:26,234 ♪ Get better over time, so you know ♪ 469 00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:28,715 ♪ Heard you say I'm not the baddest bitch ♪ 470 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:32,414 ♪ You lie, it ain't my fault that I'm out here ♪ 471 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:35,375 ♪ Getting loose, gotta blame it on the Goose ♪ 472 00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:38,028 ♪ Gotta blame it on my juice, baby ♪ 473 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:41,555 ♪ It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news ♪ 474 00:18:41,597 --> 00:18:43,599 ♪ I'm the pudding in the proof 475 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,732 ♪ Gotta blame it on my juice, ya-ya ♪♪ 476 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,691 [laughter] 477 00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:49,388 [blows whistle] 478 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,217 - Again-- go! - [blows whistle] 479 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:53,958 Okay, another, go! 480 00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,525 [blows whistle] 481 00:18:56,743 --> 00:18:58,397 Another up and back, let's go! 482 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,138 - Oh, man. - Hey, y'all, I ain't dying 483 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,836 over these sprints, man. Hell, we in two-a-day. 484 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,969 I say we dog it, just make it look good. 485 00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,449 Come on! 486 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,799 [blows whistle] 487 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:14,153 - Another-- go! - [blows whistle] 488 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,853 Hey, yo, Lik, what's up with your rookie, man? 489 00:19:18,895 --> 00:19:20,855 Is he a part of the team or what, bro? 490 00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:22,900 Dawg, he don't feel like it. I know y'all think 491 00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:25,511 he first cut, hell, I even got a thousand on him myself. 492 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,775 But until he's cut, he's our fucking teammate, man. 493 00:19:27,817 --> 00:19:30,517 Come on, brah, get your head in the game! 494 00:19:30,559 --> 00:19:32,519 Less talking, more running, go! 495 00:19:32,561 --> 00:19:34,520 [whistle blows] 496 00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,700 I guess we're doing this. 497 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,400 - [sighing] - Again-- go! 498 00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:46,794 - [whistle blows] - [all screaming] 499 00:19:52,407 --> 00:19:54,236 - Again, go! - [whistle blows] 500 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:56,281 [all screaming] 501 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,981 [cheering] 502 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,462 That's it, men, take it in. 503 00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,815 [panting] 504 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,823 TASHA: There is no getting through to that girl. 505 00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:17,519 Shoot, I'm tired, my feet hurt, 506 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,479 and I want my Pookie time. 507 00:20:19,521 --> 00:20:21,394 Shoot. [sighing] 508 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,833 - Mm. - Damn. 509 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,661 Damn what? 510 00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:31,011 You are beautiful. 511 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,230 Shut up, Pookie. 512 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,927 Hah! You know that's just the lights. 513 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:36,059 It's like a car showroom, you know, they try 514 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:38,411 and trick you into buying the dress. 515 00:20:38,453 --> 00:20:41,413 Is this what I missed getting married in a courthouse? 516 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:44,067 No, we didn't have a formal wedding 517 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,332 because this little thing called life got in the way. 518 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,159 All right, well, we've come this far, 519 00:20:48,202 --> 00:20:50,509 why don't we let life do her thing 520 00:20:50,552 --> 00:20:52,642 - for a little bit longer? - [scoffing] 521 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,426 Close the deal, Tasha. 522 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,993 Damn it, look, Pookie, I can't take one more minute 523 00:20:57,038 --> 00:21:00,127 of being criticized by that... no-style girl-child. 524 00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:02,304 And that's the thing. She's a child. 525 00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:04,174 She's scared, and she's afraid 526 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,873 that the man that she loves... 527 00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:07,743 well, will turn into you. 528 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,443 Well, that ain't gonna happen, okay? 529 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,183 'Cause when God made Tasha Mack, 530 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,317 he smashed the mold, 531 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,928 burned the pieces, and smoked the ashes. 532 00:21:17,971 --> 00:21:20,321 - [laughing] - Yeah, you're right. 533 00:21:20,365 --> 00:21:21,976 There's only one Tasha Mack. 534 00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:23,542 Mm-hmm. 535 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,935 But maybe Natalie is afraid... 536 00:21:27,154 --> 00:21:28,634 ...of turning into me. 537 00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:35,597 Now, this... is more like it. 538 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,470 Nice one, Malik. 539 00:21:37,512 --> 00:21:39,602 - Nice one. - Yeah, bro, thanks 540 00:21:39,645 --> 00:21:41,343 for talking to the Colonel for us. 541 00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:43,345 Dude, don't you get it? We here because the coach 542 00:21:43,388 --> 00:21:45,391 saw us acting like a team. 543 00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:47,131 And that ain't on me, dawg. 544 00:21:47,174 --> 00:21:50,352 - [whistle blowing] - Third team, you're up. 545 00:21:50,395 --> 00:21:53,094 Let's go! 546 00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:57,271 PLAYER: Ready! Set! 547 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,410 [cheering] 548 00:22:07,673 --> 00:22:11,199 Okay... here's some advice from a couple that has 549 00:22:11,241 --> 00:22:14,288 been there, baby, your life is about to change. 550 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,116 I mean, sometimes it's gonna be a bitch, 551 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,944 and right now, to be 100, 552 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,903 me and Pookie, we in bitch mode, huh? 553 00:22:19,946 --> 00:22:21,730 I mean, it did kinda look like y'all were ready 554 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,646 - to rassle a gator at lunch. - Look, that's the point. 555 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:25,952 When you are in love, 556 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:28,259 - you gotta work it out together. - Yeah. 557 00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,479 - And that's how teams win. - Yeah, and we've gone 558 00:22:30,522 --> 00:22:33,134 through those changes. Man, when we were kids, 559 00:22:33,176 --> 00:22:34,743 we didn't have nothing. 560 00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:36,659 - Fast forward to... - [sighing] 561 00:22:36,702 --> 00:22:38,487 ...I don't know, we own a mansion. 562 00:22:38,530 --> 00:22:40,315 - A private jet. - Mmm. 563 00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:43,012 - An avocado orchard. - Avocado orchard? 564 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:44,624 It's a long story 565 00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:47,060 - but Oprah owns one. - [laughing] 566 00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:49,150 - Oh. - But that doesn't change the fact 567 00:22:49,192 --> 00:22:51,805 that my heart jumps knowing I can 568 00:22:51,847 --> 00:22:53,807 call this beautiful woman 569 00:22:53,849 --> 00:22:56,113 - my wife. - Oh. 570 00:22:56,156 --> 00:22:59,551 And I can call this bald-headed boo my man. 571 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:02,292 I'm telling you-- it's like Pookie, 572 00:23:02,336 --> 00:23:04,034 he knows the real me, you know? 573 00:23:04,077 --> 00:23:06,515 I can lose that mansion, I can lose the jet, 574 00:23:06,558 --> 00:23:08,125 I can lose those damn avocadoes, 575 00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:09,692 but... 576 00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:12,041 if I lost Pookie... 577 00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:13,913 [groaning] 578 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,266 Tasha, Team Kincaid's ready to ride 579 00:23:18,308 --> 00:23:20,963 - the Mack Train. - Hell yeah! 580 00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:24,228 [laughter] 581 00:23:24,271 --> 00:23:26,709 My man. 582 00:23:26,752 --> 00:23:29,190 What? Don't tell me. You hate it. 583 00:23:29,232 --> 00:23:30,670 No, I love it. 584 00:23:30,712 --> 00:23:32,453 I think that's the one. 585 00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:34,368 You know what, there's gonna be a problem 586 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,545 because I already bought this one. 587 00:23:36,588 --> 00:23:37,938 Pookie. 588 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:39,505 Oh, my God! 589 00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:42,202 - [background music] - [distant laughter] 590 00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:44,640 Well, better luck next time. 591 00:23:50,253 --> 00:23:53,083 Oh, Jamison, I was starting to think nobody was gonna come. 592 00:23:53,126 --> 00:23:55,041 They're not. 593 00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:57,044 Everybody's kind of spent from practice, 594 00:23:57,086 --> 00:23:58,740 and we gotta be back at 7:00 a.m. 595 00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:00,829 - [sighing] - Hey, what's wrong? 596 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,135 No, it-- it's nothing. 597 00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:03,528 No-no-no, talk to me. 598 00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:08,490 I just-- I just keep hearing my dad's voice in my head. 599 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:11,144 It's one thing to fail yourself, Brit Brat, it's another thing 600 00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:12,972 - to fail the people you love. - Oh. 601 00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:15,148 But it-- it's not your problem. 602 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:18,368 - I'll figure something out. - Okay. 603 00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:21,023 Your dad calls you Brit Brat. 604 00:24:21,067 --> 00:24:24,288 - Like... Brit... - You're so annoying. 605 00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:26,202 [laughing] 606 00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:28,117 But you know what, I can... 607 00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:30,294 I can at least still support Raq. 608 00:24:30,337 --> 00:24:32,992 Right? You wanna go to a chill show? 609 00:24:33,036 --> 00:24:35,038 I'm sorry, but I am beat. 610 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:36,648 I just wanted to see you real quick. 611 00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,388 - Mm. - And... 612 00:24:38,432 --> 00:24:40,782 and to let you know that your lucky necklace 613 00:24:40,826 --> 00:24:42,828 - actually worked. - [scoffing] 614 00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:45,570 At least one of us got some luck today. 615 00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:47,528 Well, I am sure 616 00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:50,618 that it has a little luck left. 617 00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:52,272 Thank you. 618 00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:54,275 You're welcome. 619 00:24:54,317 --> 00:24:56,711 Excuse me, excuse-- hi, excuse me. 620 00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:59,279 Raq! Raquel. 621 00:25:00,454 --> 00:25:02,065 - Hey, Garret. - Brittany. 622 00:25:02,108 --> 00:25:03,980 - Hey, what the hell? - I was not ready 623 00:25:04,023 --> 00:25:05,939 for all these people. Someone invited 624 00:25:05,981 --> 00:25:08,332 this influencer with, like, a gazillion followers, 625 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,334 and they tweeted about this bangin' event 626 00:25:10,377 --> 00:25:12,336 where the next J.Lo is performing. 627 00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:14,512 I think I know who the influencer is. 628 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,602 - Brit, tell me you didn't. - I-- I swear 629 00:25:16,644 --> 00:25:18,211 I didn't know who he was, and I thought I was doing you 630 00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:19,778 - a favor. - Hey, love, gotta go. 631 00:25:19,821 --> 00:25:21,476 So if you're gonna sing, get on with it, yeah? 632 00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:24,086 Yeah. Cheers. 633 00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:26,436 - Was that her? - That's her. That's Avery J. 634 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,395 - This is officially a disaster. - No, no, okay. 635 00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,833 Look, look, look, I know it's not your vision, right? 636 00:25:30,876 --> 00:25:34,054 But, Raq, look, look at this crowd. 637 00:25:34,096 --> 00:25:36,838 Give them a reason to say that they've seen Raquel Navarro 638 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:39,058 before she became the world's biggest star. 639 00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:43,063 Girl, I can always count on you to tell just the right lie 640 00:25:43,105 --> 00:25:44,717 at just the right time. 641 00:25:44,759 --> 00:25:46,500 It's a gift. 642 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,547 Now go use yours, okay? You got this. 643 00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,984 [sighing] 644 00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:55,291 Hey, y'all, I'm Raquel Navarro, 645 00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:56,990 and welcome to my living room. 646 00:25:57,032 --> 00:25:59,905 [cheering] 647 00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:02,778 [playing gentle melody] 648 00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:10,525 [fire alarm ringing] 649 00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:12,701 Uh... Uh... 650 00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:16,617 Hey, hey, everybody, sorry this didn't work out, 651 00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,968 but we can still take this party to Joint 51. 652 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:21,971 Uh-- Ramon, tweet that and help a girl out. 653 00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:24,670 - [alarm ringing] - We can still do this 'cause 654 00:26:24,712 --> 00:26:26,714 - the club is all set up. - No, no, it's all wrong. 655 00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:28,717 - We can still make this work. - No, it's fine. 656 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,458 Don't worry about... 657 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:34,114 it's fine, don't worry, have fun, just go. 658 00:26:35,984 --> 00:26:37,682 I'm sorry. 659 00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:42,425 Remember, Joint 51. 660 00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:45,778 [alarm stops] 661 00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:47,866 Still don't know why you wanted me to do that. 662 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,825 Yeah. 663 00:26:49,868 --> 00:26:51,260 I just couldn't go through with it. 664 00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:53,001 Thank you for, um, 665 00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,655 getting those people out. 666 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,484 Football player, fire alarm puller. 667 00:26:57,528 --> 00:26:59,487 I aim to please. 668 00:26:59,529 --> 00:27:01,228 And now, if we're breaking the law, 669 00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:02,837 I'd like to hear you sing. 670 00:27:02,882 --> 00:27:05,013 You really wanna hear me sing? 671 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,580 More than anything. 672 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,279 All right. 673 00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:12,979 This is called "Out of the Dark." 674 00:27:13,021 --> 00:27:15,067 [playing gentle melody] 675 00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:25,077 ♪ Hated to believe 676 00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:27,776 ♪ I can live my dreams 677 00:27:27,819 --> 00:27:30,560 ♪ Fighting to break free ♪ 678 00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:32,388 ♪ Nothing's stopping me 679 00:27:32,432 --> 00:27:34,217 Hey, Ma, got your call, what's going on? 680 00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:36,045 I'm getting married, baby! 681 00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:38,656 To who? 682 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:41,049 ♪ I will leave my mark 683 00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:43,791 ♪ I'll shine like the stars ♪ 684 00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:47,186 ♪ From out of the dark 685 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,189 ♪ Oh... 686 00:27:49,231 --> 00:27:50,885 ♪ From out of the dark 687 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,800 So, me and Raquel, we're good, right? 688 00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:54,802 We're good, never bet against Brittany Pitts, 689 00:27:54,846 --> 00:27:56,586 the damn luckiest girl I know. 690 00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:58,459 ♪ From out of the dark 691 00:27:58,501 --> 00:27:59,981 Are you crying? 692 00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:01,592 I didn't think y'all would make it, Mom. 693 00:28:01,635 --> 00:28:02,855 - [scoffs] - I mean, y'all was a divorce 694 00:28:02,897 --> 00:28:04,900 waiting to happen. I'm so glad Kai 695 00:28:04,943 --> 00:28:07,729 - gets to grow up with her dad. - [chuckling] 696 00:28:07,772 --> 00:28:11,124 ♪ From out of the dark 697 00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:16,215 ♪ Oh, from out of the dark 698 00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:18,131 ♪ Oh... 699 00:28:18,173 --> 00:28:21,221 ♪ From out of the dark ♪ 700 00:28:26,529 --> 00:28:28,707 That... 701 00:28:30,664 --> 00:28:32,798 ...that was stunning. 702 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,278 And so are you. 703 00:28:43,808 --> 00:28:45,593 [Mendelssohn, "Wedding March"] 704 00:28:45,635 --> 00:28:47,813 Kai-Kai! Hey! Yo! 705 00:28:47,855 --> 00:28:49,640 Your mom and dad are getting married again! 706 00:28:49,683 --> 00:28:52,251 Black love is real, lil sis! Baby, Black love is real! 707 00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:56,517 Yay! I love you, Mommy! I love you, Daddy! 708 00:28:56,559 --> 00:28:58,605 - Love you, too, boo-boo. - Love you, too, baby girl. 709 00:28:58,648 --> 00:29:00,607 - Pow-pow! - Pow-pow! 710 00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:02,914 - Yeah. - Thank you, thank you very much. 711 00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:06,308 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 712 00:29:06,353 --> 00:29:09,008 to join these two beautiful souls. 713 00:29:09,050 --> 00:29:13,316 Tasha, do you take Pookie here to be your Black teddy bear? 714 00:29:13,359 --> 00:29:15,188 Oh... hold on, brah. 715 00:29:15,230 --> 00:29:16,755 You know, we wrote our own vows. 716 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,407 Oh, my bad, I didn't mean to step 717 00:29:18,451 --> 00:29:20,019 on your black suede wedding shoes. 718 00:29:20,061 --> 00:29:22,673 [laughing] 719 00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:24,545 [clearing throat] Whoo. 720 00:29:24,587 --> 00:29:27,026 Okay, um... Tasha Mack. 721 00:29:27,068 --> 00:29:29,897 - Mm-hmm? - Mm. 722 00:29:29,942 --> 00:29:31,638 Baby, we've been through a lot. 723 00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:32,814 - Whoo. - Yeah. 724 00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:34,336 BOTH: A lot. 725 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:37,036 [laughter] 726 00:29:37,078 --> 00:29:38,993 You know, sometimes I think to myself, you know, 727 00:29:39,038 --> 00:29:41,910 just... what the hell are you doing? 728 00:29:41,953 --> 00:29:44,694 You know, get out before it's too late! 729 00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:46,740 And then I see you. 730 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,655 And I remember. 731 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,875 You are the trailblazer that has blazed a trail 732 00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:52,702 to my heart. 733 00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:55,836 And, baby, I love you forever... 734 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,099 and ever. 735 00:29:58,144 --> 00:30:00,319 Mm-- okay, you better put out that fire 736 00:30:00,363 --> 00:30:01,582 before you have a heart attack. 737 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,758 I was starting, yeah. 738 00:30:03,801 --> 00:30:05,454 Your turn, pretty lady. 739 00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:07,806 - Ahh, okay, Pookie. - Mm-hmm. 740 00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:10,068 - I love you more than money. - Mmm. 741 00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:12,332 I love you more than beating Oprah. 742 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:13,855 Damn! 743 00:30:13,898 --> 00:30:15,290 I love you more than my jet. 744 00:30:15,335 --> 00:30:17,076 - Oh, come on. - And you know how much 745 00:30:17,118 --> 00:30:19,861 - I love my jet. M'kay. - I know you love that jet. 746 00:30:19,904 --> 00:30:23,169 I love you more than life itself. 747 00:30:23,211 --> 00:30:26,912 You will always be my man. 748 00:30:26,954 --> 00:30:29,914 My heart... my rock. 749 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:32,526 [sighing] 750 00:30:32,568 --> 00:30:35,223 Marrying Pookie Woods. 751 00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:37,009 You keep me real. 752 00:30:38,618 --> 00:30:42,362 And I will love you until the day I die. 753 00:30:48,454 --> 00:30:50,369 - Word. - Word. 754 00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:53,894 I now pronounce you husband... 755 00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:55,288 and wife. 756 00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:56,462 - Brother. - Yeah? 757 00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:57,724 Kiss your chocolate bride. 758 00:30:57,768 --> 00:30:59,465 Hell, yeah. 759 00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:01,555 [laughter, applause] 760 00:31:03,599 --> 00:31:05,124 [sighing] 761 00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:09,563 Ooh-- uh-- hello, Garret. 762 00:31:09,605 --> 00:31:11,652 Nice to see a lot more of you. 763 00:31:11,694 --> 00:31:14,046 Oh, hey, Brittany, you got any juice? 764 00:31:14,088 --> 00:31:17,048 We're out of juice, but I'll get you something better. 765 00:31:17,092 --> 00:31:19,573 - Oh, will you now? - Mm-hmm. 766 00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:23,403 - Good night, Brittany. - Good night, Garret. 767 00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:26,579 [both squealing] 768 00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:28,451 Was it good? Was it good? 769 00:31:28,494 --> 00:31:31,019 [mouthing silently] 770 00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:32,978 Are you two, like, a thing? 771 00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:35,762 Mmm, Mama always said things happen for a reason, 772 00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:39,288 and that fine hunk of a man is a hell of a reason. 773 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,160 [laughter] 774 00:31:41,202 --> 00:31:42,943 Hey, maybe this can be a reason, too. 775 00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:45,163 - What is this? - All the money 776 00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:48,602 I made at the club tonight, to apologize. 777 00:31:48,644 --> 00:31:50,343 We good? 778 00:31:50,385 --> 00:31:53,476 Hell no, we ain't good, but we closer. 779 00:31:53,519 --> 00:31:57,045 - 828, ho. - 828, trick. 780 00:31:57,088 --> 00:31:58,654 [laughing] 781 00:31:58,699 --> 00:32:02,310 Now, this is my favorite Pookie time. 782 00:32:07,576 --> 00:32:09,317 Hey, Malik, hey, man, I just wanted to say, 783 00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:11,451 I'm a big fan of you, of course, and just been 784 00:32:11,493 --> 00:32:13,192 watching your career for years. 785 00:32:13,234 --> 00:32:15,498 Yeah, great, watch it from a distance. 786 00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:19,327 Yeah, I guess we won't be needing those lawyers. 787 00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:21,155 TASHA: Ahh. 788 00:32:22,330 --> 00:32:23,984 Hey, what's this? 789 00:32:24,028 --> 00:32:25,813 "Threesomes in Heaven"? 790 00:32:25,855 --> 00:32:28,119 - Malik, what is this? - [stammering] 791 00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:30,077 Don't look at me like that, give me this, give me this, 792 00:32:30,122 --> 00:32:31,950 this is personal, none of your business, okay? 793 00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:33,472 Come on, it's time for the couples dance. 794 00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:35,213 Mm-hmm, the threesome dance. 795 00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:37,780 [laughter] 796 00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:39,347 - Ooh. - Watch your step. 797 00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:40,959 I'm watching it, baby. 798 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,961 [slow music playing] 799 00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:44,919 [overlapping chatter] 800 00:32:44,962 --> 00:32:46,747 KEITH: All right, here we go, come on. 801 00:32:48,052 --> 00:32:50,490 ♪ Forever mine 802 00:32:50,532 --> 00:32:52,796 Dawg, No Nut November sucks. 803 00:32:54,667 --> 00:32:58,019 ♪ All because you're my kind ♪ 804 00:32:58,063 --> 00:33:01,718 - Wanna dance? - Ahh, what the hell, come on. 805 00:33:01,761 --> 00:33:07,028 ♪ Oh, baby... 806 00:33:07,071 --> 00:33:09,813 ♪ I wanna love you 807 00:33:09,856 --> 00:33:11,728 ♪ Love you strong 808 00:33:11,771 --> 00:33:13,861 ♪ Make it good right now 809 00:33:13,903 --> 00:33:15,776 ♪ To the bone 810 00:33:15,818 --> 00:33:17,865 ♪ To the bone... 811 00:33:17,907 --> 00:33:20,432 ♪ 'Cause it's you I'm thinking about ♪ 812 00:33:20,476 --> 00:33:22,042 ♪ Pleasing 813 00:33:22,086 --> 00:33:24,088 ♪ Give you all the love 814 00:33:24,132 --> 00:33:25,960 ♪ You're needing 815 00:33:26,003 --> 00:33:29,007 ♪ Don't go ♪ 816 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:30,877 [song fades]