1 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,742 Curbside service, I like that. 2 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:10,344 I already checked you into your room, boss. 3 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:11,645 -Cool. -(horn honks) 4 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,215 Dang, Tasha, people got things to do. 5 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:15,716 Like what, Tommy? 6 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:18,286 Figuring out what went wrong at the Super Bowl? 7 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,154 Oh, girl, too soon, too soon. 8 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:23,124 Too soon? Come on, it's been four months. 9 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:24,292 Get some therapy, baby. 10 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,394 But I promise we'll be back next year. 11 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,229 You know I'm playing. 12 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:30,164 'Cause you know I love me some Bears, a'ight? 13 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:31,665 You've got three meetings 14 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,167 with potential clients before the party. 15 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,069 That's what I'm talking about. 16 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:36,170 Let's go get that money. 17 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:43,144 Is that a real question? 18 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:45,813 Of course she can return to basketball. 19 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:49,083 The woman's having a baby, not an amputation. 20 00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:52,353 You know, they never ask a man if he can return to sports. 21 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,854 You know what they do? 22 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,324 They just bail him out, pay off the baby mama 23 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:58,226 and give the brother a new endorsement deal. 24 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,860 That's why I like you, Vivica. 25 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,729 I can always count on you to speak your mind. 26 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:04,197 -You got that right, girl. -I'm Renee Royce. 27 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:05,733 You're watching Women Love Sports, Too 28 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:08,202 live from the ESPY Weekend in L.A. 29 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:15,376 Hi, I'm Jason. 30 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,812 I am Jason... 31 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:20,348 -Pitts. -Huh? 32 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:21,649 You're Jason Pitts, man. 33 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:24,152 Right, right, I'm Jason Pitts. 34 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,786 I'm here at the, ah... 35 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:29,290 -I'm at... I'm at... -The ESPY Awards. 36 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,359 See, right there on the banner, it says "ESPY Awards"? 37 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,761 Hold up, give me the mic. Just give me the mic. 38 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,129 Hi, I'm Kenny Smith. 39 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:36,830 I'm here at one of L.A.'s hottest parties. 40 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,232 I'm here with Jason Pitts. 41 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,800 He'll be hosting this week's events. 42 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:41,769 Now I might enjoy myself-- 43 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:45,239 free food, beautiful people, what more could I ask for? 44 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,840 Why am I here? 45 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:47,875 I'm here for Bill Russell, 46 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:50,778 to present him with the Legend of the Year Award. 47 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:52,480 A personal hero of mine. 48 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,353 Thank you. 49 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:01,422 I don't know what happened, man. I just... 50 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,324 -I just... -Choked. 51 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,359 The word you're looking for is "choked." 52 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:12,333 Okay, he's launching his own clothing line. 53 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,734 He's looking for athletes to promote it. 54 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,403 Now I've been rolling with Chamillionaire 55 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,471 and his homies for weeks now to make this happen for you. 56 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:18,472 -Oh, that's what's up. -Yeah. 57 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,341 Even lost 15 pounds wearing that damn vest. 58 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:21,342 Yo...! 59 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,943 Chamillionaire, what up? 60 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,745 -What's poppin' Irv? -Whoa! 61 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:27,215 Okay... don't scare me. 62 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:28,782 Listen, Chamillionaire, Derwin Davis, homeboy, 63 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,951 -the one I've been hollering to you about. -Irv. 64 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,286 -Yeah, dawg? -Stop that, man. 65 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,421 -Absolutely. -Stop that. 66 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:34,288 Who's talking? 67 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:35,356 What's up, man? 68 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:36,457 Chamillionaire, what's going on, boss? 69 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,359 Yo, I'm feelin' your last album, man. 70 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:39,227 I appreciate that, man. 71 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,728 I see you been doing your thing, also. 72 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:41,962 You definitely got the image I need 73 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,297 to promote my new clothing line. 74 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:44,332 All right, cool, cool. 75 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:52,440 We've got spirit. We're okay. 76 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:54,875 We're going to rock 'em anyway. 77 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:56,310 Oh, God. 78 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,352 Excuse me, Lisa. 79 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:06,320 Hi, I'm Kelly Pitts. 80 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:07,788 I don't know if you remember me, but... 81 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,257 Yeah, I remember you. 82 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,524 You're Jason Pitts' wife. 83 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:13,227 No. Well, yes. 84 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:14,328 But at this event, 85 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,364 I'm representing Tasha Mack Management. 86 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:18,466 Are you currently seeking representation? 87 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:21,869 Mmm, no, but if you could find out 88 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:25,306 where Tasha gets her weaves done, let me know. 89 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,315 I'm here live with... 90 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:36,284 three-time Super Bowl... 91 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,918 three-time Super Bowl champ Willie McGinest, 92 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:41,489 who will be honored tonight at tonight's EPSY Awards. 93 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:42,490 -Huh? -Huh? 94 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:43,824 No, not you. Not you, dude. 95 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:44,992 -What? -What? 96 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,828 Willie, I'm not talking to you, please. 97 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:48,962 No, I did... 98 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,564 Why'd I say "EPSY"? That doesn't... 99 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,400 Jason, you're supposed to be talking to me, 100 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,335 not the guy in your ear. 101 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,036 Then why's he talking to me? 102 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,505 You're hopeless, man. 103 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,610 So do you have any female clients? 104 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:05,346 Nope, they don't make enough money. 105 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,547 I'm just playing. 106 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,015 No, you're not, Tasha. 107 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,383 -That's an issue in women's sports. -Yeah. 108 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,852 Hey, hey, the issue is the uniforms. 109 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,421 Uniforms? Excuse me? 110 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:15,889 Malik, please, baby, we... we're live. 111 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,658 Ma, please, look. 112 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:19,293 I'm just telling it like it is. 113 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,462 If they want women's sports to be more successful, 114 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,063 you need to get hotter uniforms. 115 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,066 Better yet, no uniforms at all. 116 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,370 That's the most ignorant, sexist thing I've ever heard. 117 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:30,604 Thank you. 118 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:32,540 Thank you very much. 119 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:34,074 Malik Wright, ladies. 120 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:37,378 Not to be confused with Mr. Right. 121 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,079 I'm Renee Royce. 122 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,349 You're watching Women Love Sports, Too. 123 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,554 Can't you ever just say "no comment"? 124 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:47,955 He didn't need to say anything 125 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,222 'cause I wasn't interviewing him. 126 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:51,592 I was just trying to help your little show get some ratings. 127 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,027 Well, since you're so in the mood for saving sisters, 128 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,563 get a vasectomy. 129 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,998 Nice seeing you again, Tasha. 130 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,900 Malik. 131 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:00,968 You... 132 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,470 I... I like that girl. 133 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,037 She's strong, she's pithy. 134 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,105 And she's cute. 135 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,106 -Please. -Mm-hmm. 136 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,708 All she got is a big old mouth 137 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,943 to match that big old ass of hers. 138 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,416 Damn, baby, I have missed your smile. 139 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:16,550 Girl, come on over here 140 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,552 and let me tussle with all that. 141 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:19,620 (growls) 142 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:20,888 (giggling) 143 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:32,600 (door opens) 144 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:33,601 Mel! 145 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,002 (door closes) 146 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,604 (sighs) 147 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,439 Melanie, baby... 148 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:44,712 I am this close to getting my first endorsement. 149 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:47,448 -What? -Oh, yeah. 150 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,116 Irv hooked me up with Chamillionaire, 151 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,984 who's starting his new clothing line. 152 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,586 Baby, this could be huge for me. 153 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:55,122 Well, that's great, honey. 154 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,491 Uh... 155 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:03,096 Th-Th-That's great, Mel? 156 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,498 That's all you got for me? 157 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:05,866 Derwin... 158 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,001 I just don't want you to get too excited. 159 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:12,039 We are talking about Irv. 160 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,941 You know, Melanie, why do you do that? 161 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:15,876 Do what? 162 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:19,146 Stick a pin in my balloon like that. 163 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:21,982 Baby, I'm just being realistic. 164 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:22,916 Well, you know, Mel, 165 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,152 after I drive all the way home from L.A. 166 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,087 to share my news of a lifetime with you, 167 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,989 Boo, I don't want to hear realistic, okay? 168 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,190 I want to hear support. 169 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,192 I want to hear that you're excited for me. 170 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,628 All right. All Irv does is talk. 171 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:36,530 He said he could renegotiate your contract. 172 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,999 Have you heard anything about that? 173 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:41,802 Oh, and he was going to get you a meeting with Nike. 174 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:45,172 Derwin, he can't even get you a free pair of socks. 175 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,140 Oh, see, you laughing. 176 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:50,844 See, Mel, all I'm asking for is that you gas me up sometime. 177 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,880 All right? Let a brother dream. Damn! 178 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:56,049 Oh, baby. I'm sorry. 179 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,151 Now come on, 180 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,887 let's go dream in bed. 181 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:02,890 Hi, I'm Jason... 182 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,192 Oh... God, I suck! 183 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,961 -Jason Pitts, man. -Right. 184 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:11,164 He's a two-time NBA champ, for Pete's sake. 185 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,533 What am I doing? 186 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,034 Come on, Jason. 187 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,904 I have a breakfast meeting with Tasha in four hours. 188 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,039 And I need my sleep if I'm going to digest 189 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,908 all those waffles and chicken. 190 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,743 It's chicken and waffles, babe. 191 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,512 You should know that by now. 192 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,680 And this is more important than Tasha, okay? 193 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:27,881 We're talking about my retirement plan here. 194 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:29,750 I should be great at this commentating thing. 195 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,251 I'm smart, I'm articulate, 196 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,687 people don't even recognize I'm black on the phone. 197 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:36,924 Babe, all these guys on TV, 198 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,259 they've got their personalities, their schtick. 199 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,894 Yeah, well, what's my schtick, Kel? 200 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,262 Glowing stupidity? 201 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,932 Well, nobody's using that. 202 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:45,933 Go with that. 203 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,635 Good night. 204 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,171 Look, they fit. 205 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:54,542 Shoot, if we were a couple, we could save money on sneakers. 206 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,876 Come on, stop that now. 207 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,811 Girl, I don't want to see your pretty feet 208 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:58,812 in no man's footwear. 209 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,814 Let Daddy send you some stilettos. 210 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,816 Mm-mm, those hurt my arches. 211 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:05,953 Well, let Daddy send you some sensible stilettos. 212 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:09,957 Ooh, new shoes, a suite at the Angeleno, foreplay. 213 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,893 You treat me so right, Malik Wright. 214 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:15,929 Baby, that's only 'cause you treat a brother so well. 215 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,631 Girl, it can't be another six months 216 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:18,632 before Daddy see you again. 217 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,300 Yeah, right, you're just tired of dealing with 218 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,536 those evil skinny girls who are too weak to move 219 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,972 'cause they're dreaming about a sandwich. 220 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,607 Baby, come on, stop that now. 221 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,675 I told you, girl. 222 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,577 Everything in this suite is paid for. 223 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:32,580 I know them peanut M&Ms and them hot chips are calling you. 224 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,014 I don't eat that stuff anymore. 225 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,916 Can't you tell? 226 00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:37,951 I lost 54 pounds, Malik. 227 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,019 You did? 228 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,722 Yeah, I did. 229 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,691 Baby, you know you look good, girl. 230 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,759 More importantly, I feel good. 231 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:48,896 My cholesterol level is down 20 points. 232 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:51,732 My diabetes is type one now. 233 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,934 You got diabetes? 234 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,003 Give me all your sugar. (giggles) 235 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,137 (knocking on door) 236 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,573 Oh, I thought my half a grapefruit would never get here. 237 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:05,345 Renee, my shoes. 238 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,880 And? 239 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,882 And... they're prototypes, baby. 240 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,117 If somebody sees you in them now 241 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,019 and me in them later, it'll blow our cover. 242 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:15,723 Oh, right. 243 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:27,735 Derwin? 244 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:28,669 Hey, what's up, Dionne? 245 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,938 Hey, you know, I think that you, me and Irv 246 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,774 need to sit down, just get a few things straight. 247 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:34,975 Okay, what things? 248 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,645 Uh, well, like you telling Irv that I need to be included 249 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,146 in every aspect of this endorsement deal, 250 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,915 since without me, it would have never happened. 251 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:45,185 Hey, Dionne, I don't know if I want to get between you and Irv. 252 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,220 You don't know if you want to get between me and Irv? 253 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,889 Yeah. 254 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,959 Uh, look, Derwin, 255 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,126 obviously I'm not making myself clear, 256 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,361 'cause this isn't really... 257 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,964 Oh! Dionne, Dionne, you're gonna have to handle it without me. 258 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,932 -I got to go. Good to see you. -No... 259 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,033 No, Derwin, I... 260 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:03,971 Derwin! 261 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,740 Thank God I got your text. 262 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:07,607 Congratulations on your first endorsement deal. 263 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,276 Thanks, I can't celebrate just yet. 264 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,244 You know, I've got to be a little realistic. 265 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,680 The deal hasn't closed yet. 266 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:14,214 Okay, I tell you what. 267 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,850 You be a little realistic and I'll be claiming it 268 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,786 and celebrating it, 'cause it's gonna happen. 269 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,353 -Watch, baby. -Wow. 270 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,255 -Drew, thanks for that. -Got you. 271 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,390 What's up, Rook? 272 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,391 Drew. 273 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:25,392 Hey, what's up, Malik? 274 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,393 How you been, girl? 275 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,128 Hey, Malik. 276 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,230 You sure been on the West Coast a lot lately. 277 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:33,133 -I'm performing at the awards show. -Right. 278 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:33,934 -Yeah. -Right. 279 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,869 You mind if I have a moment alone 280 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,237 to speak to Nipsey Russel here? 281 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,238 Not at all. 282 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,240 I, um, have a fitting anyways. 283 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,675 Talk to you later, all right? 284 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:42,642 -Cool. -A'ight. 285 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,147 You're messing up, boy. 286 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,248 What? 287 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,416 Your relationship with girl Melanie, 288 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,684 you're jacking it up. 289 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,820 Malik, I keep telling you 290 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,387 that me and Drew are just friends. 291 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,824 Boy, you like a Tyler Perry film. 292 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:59,760 You got the same damn story every time! 293 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,829 Well, you can't seem to let go of the fact 294 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,431 that Drew wants to give it to me, not the $40 Million Kid. 295 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:07,835 Ah... so you admit she wants to give it to you. 296 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,837 Damn, Malik, I... 297 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,739 Look, bro, I keep telling you, all right-- 298 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:12,906 we're just friends. 299 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,742 I got, I got nothing to hide. 300 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,310 So please, Malik, bro, just let it go, all right? 301 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,746 Damn, dawg. 302 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:19,546 Denial just ain't 303 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,681 a river in France no more, huh? 304 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,252 No, it's not. 305 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,420 No, it's not. 306 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,858 I was very impressed with you this morning 307 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:31,859 at the breakfast meeting. 308 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:32,659 Thanks. 309 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,862 The way you eat your chicken wings 310 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,765 with a knife and fork-- very classy. 311 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,099 Now, remember to do that. 312 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,134 With every client, it's a potential dollar... 313 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:41,935 And each dollar... 314 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,871 Hey, there's Derwin. 315 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,807 TASHA: What he think he doing? 316 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,841 I don't know. 317 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:48,876 We're kinda in that gray area 318 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,210 between breakfast and lunch. 319 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,211 Ah! brunch. 320 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,179 They're having brunch. 321 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,216 He put his hand on the nape of her ass. 322 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,285 That's a universal sign for "we having sex." 323 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,453 That's ridiculous, Tasha. 324 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,223 Okay, a 22-year-old football player 325 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:06,259 cheating on his fiancee, real ridiculous. 326 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:09,429 Not sweet-faced, Bible-toting Derwin. 327 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,498 He just doesn't have it in him. 328 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,499 Look! 329 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,834 Look, look, look. 330 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,535 She got her hand on his arm. 331 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,170 And look at all them damn teeth. 332 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,840 He ain't even that funny. 333 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,508 I think Derwin's really funny. 334 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,812 Maybe not... Dave Chappelle funny. 335 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,513 He's more like a mime. 336 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,547 I'm not buying it. 337 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,249 And you know, Melanie 338 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,517 is not helping the situation. 339 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,153 Got him out here all by himself. 340 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,521 Oh! 341 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,490 Bitch got her finger in his eye. 342 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,528 We got to tell Melanie. 343 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,530 Tasha, you're overreacting. 344 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:47,835 What? She's supposed to just let the eyelash blind him? 345 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,537 Okay, you got an answer for everything. 346 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,939 Let me ask you one thing. 347 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,506 What if that was Jason? 348 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,946 You pay the bill, I'll get the car. 349 00:12:58,979 --> 00:12:59,913 Okay. 350 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,121 (contented sigh) 351 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,489 You okay, baby? 352 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,491 You're awfully quiet. 353 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,961 I mean, I can understand you being speechless, 354 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,363 after the way Daddy just put it on you. 355 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,898 (chuckles) 356 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,533 I just want to make sure nothing's wrong. 357 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,906 Malik, I know hiding out in 358 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,308 these hotel rooms was my idea. 359 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,943 Yup. 360 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,879 It was all your idea. 361 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,580 But the only reason I wanted to hide 362 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,215 was because I don't want people saying 363 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,951 I owe my success to sleeping with athletes. 364 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,486 Right, baby. 365 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,588 People will talk about you. 366 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,423 I also know that part of us hiding 367 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:46,326 was because I used to be a big girl, 368 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,896 but now that I'm not... 369 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:53,600 We don't have to hide anymore. 370 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,868 So... 371 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:57,537 I was hoping that we could 372 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,372 have our first official date tonight. 373 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,540 Mr. Chows at 8:00, 374 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,542 then hit up the party at Clear, 375 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,913 then the party at Hyde, and come back and crash here, 376 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,548 then lay out by the pool and have breakfast tomorrow. 377 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:12,285 Uh... 378 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,287 Cool, baby. Yeah. 379 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,455 Really? 380 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,657 Yeah, girl. 381 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,293 Tonight at 8:00. 382 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,361 Great. 383 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,201 Mel, I said I got the deal! 384 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,203 MELANIE: Oh, my God! That's fantastic! 385 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,438 Is that better? 386 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,940 Did you like that reaction? 387 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,908 Girl, what you talking about? 388 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,409 (giggling) 389 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,378 I'm gassing you up-- vroom, vroom. 390 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,247 Yeah, whatever, Mel, just get in the car. 391 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,982 I'ma get us a room here at the hotel, 392 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,483 and we're going to hit up Mr. Chow's, 393 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,418 get some of that chicken satay and then 394 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,987 get at one of these ESPY parties. Come on. 395 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,688 Whoa, whoa. 396 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,523 Pump your brakes, baby. I can't. 397 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,927 I have a test tomorrow, and it's gonna at least take me 398 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:54,928 two hours to get there. 399 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,997 Besides, my hair's a mess, 400 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,266 and I don't even have the right dress. 401 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,567 Um, wait. 402 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,537 (leafing through papers): Let's celebrate... 403 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,606 this Tuesday. 404 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,008 No, wait, that's lab. 405 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,943 Wednesday's better, baby. 406 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:13,080 Okay, yeah. Uh, Wednesday's cool. 407 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,716 Um... Mel, let me let you get back to studying. 408 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,717 Congratulations, Derwin. 409 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,519 This is really... 410 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,723 So your girl's not coming? 411 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,492 Oh, no, she has to study. 412 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,726 Hmm. Well, fortunately for you 413 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,495 there's a lot of girls here 414 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,497 who don't even know how to read. 415 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,465 Right, pumpkin? 416 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,434 Unfortunately for you, they can see. 417 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,504 No... (giggles) 418 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,640 I mean, that's just some poolside banter, that's all... 419 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:41,741 Oh, that's fine. 420 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,377 She'll still sleep with me. It's fine. 421 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,445 (knocking at door) 422 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,519 Hey, guys. This is a surprise. 423 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,353 I thought you guys 424 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,988 were staying in L.A. for the awards. 425 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,490 Yeah. 426 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,425 Hey, how's Derwin? 427 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,465 We had some Tasha Mack Management business 428 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,367 here in San Diego and thought we'd come by 429 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,435 and see what you were up to. 430 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,604 Yeah, we had some Tasha Mack Management business here 431 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,506 in San Diego, so we thought we'd stop by 432 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,042 to see what you were up to. 433 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,778 All right, what's going on, ladies? 434 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,715 What? We can't just check up on our girl? 435 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,418 Yeah! How's Derwin? 436 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,286 He's great. 437 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,089 Oh, he just got a big endorsement deal. 438 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,657 That's great. 439 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,425 So where you guys celebrating tonight? 440 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:33,660 Oh, we're not. 441 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,463 He wanted me to come to L.A., but I have a test tomorrow. 442 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,464 So we're gonna celebrate this Wednesday. 443 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,399 I just wasn't prepared. 444 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:43,770 You know, my hair, my nails, and, God, my toes. 445 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:47,474 Girl, if you were a lightbulb, you'd be two watt. 446 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,478 I told you when I first met you 447 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,679 that there are women out here 448 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,781 hoing for Hummers, homes and hedge funds. 449 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,782 Did I not? 450 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:56,716 She did. 451 00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,087 Derwin is not interested in those women. 452 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,721 And he hates Hummers. 453 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,690 And if you want to keep it that way, 454 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:04,691 maybe you shouldn't be too busy 455 00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,460 to celebrate the biggest moment in his career. 456 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,462 Derwin knows I have to study. 457 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,698 Look at it from his point of view. 458 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,599 Studying trumps tonight, 459 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,702 his proposal on national television... 460 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,738 And on top of that, you don't mind him being "friends" 461 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,174 with a girl who shakes her ass in a music video 462 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,476 wearing nothing but La Perla drawers, 463 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,712 a fierce white mink coat, and baby, did you see the ice? 464 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:29,449 Oh, okay. You guys saw Drew's video. 465 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,485 Look, I know it looks like something's going on, 466 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,721 but it's not. They're friends. 467 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:35,655 They're just working together. 468 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,194 Sweetie, black women are always complaining 469 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,463 about finding a good black man. 470 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,098 Well, you have one. 471 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:48,135 Lock him down, before one of mine gets to him. 472 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,440 Melanie... 473 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,341 Look... 474 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,709 Now, I know you didn't want to get married 475 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,112 right now because you were worried about losing yourself, 476 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,148 but what you need to be worried about 477 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,115 is losing Derwin. 478 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:05,418 If you love that boy, you better show him. 479 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:16,596 DERWIN: Hello? 480 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,664 Hey. 481 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,698 Hey. 482 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,767 Hey. 483 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,802 You coming home soon? 484 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,705 I hadn't planned on it. 485 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,175 Well, could you? 486 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,278 Why? 487 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:35,515 Well, I want us to talk-- 488 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,849 face-to-face. 489 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,186 Talk about what? 490 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,521 (sighs) 491 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,290 About us getting married, 492 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,459 and I was hoping 493 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,562 you would come home soon and... 494 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:54,267 ask me to marry you... again. 495 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,603 So I could do it right this time. 496 00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,806 Derwin? 497 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,274 Uh... Y-Yeah, yeah, Mel. 498 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,276 W-Where, where's all this coming from? 499 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,712 Look, Derwin, 500 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,747 good things are happening for you, 501 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:11,851 and I want to be on that ride with you, because I love you. 502 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,621 You do know I love you, don't you? 503 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,556 Well, if you love me, then why aren't you 504 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:17,957 riding up to L.A. to propose to me? 505 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,893 Because it's not usually done that way. 506 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,862 Oh. Oh, okay. 507 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,964 So, so, so how is it done, Melanie? Huh? 508 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,700 'Cause I did it on one knee in front of the whole stadium, 509 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,236 and obviously that wasn't the right way. 510 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,437 I don't know, I... 511 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,573 I guess it just took a moment for me to realize that... 512 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:34,574 To realize what? 513 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:35,875 Huh? 514 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,310 That big endorsement means big money? 515 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,144 Derwin, 516 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,280 is that what you really think of me? 517 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,881 Melanie, I don't know what to think anymore. 518 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:46,553 Hello, I'm the girl who just retired her bus pass. 519 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,356 You know what, Melanie, this... 520 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,259 is a conversation that we need to have in person. 521 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,594 So why don't we just talk about it 522 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,962 when I get back tomorrow? 523 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,599 Yeah. 524 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,234 Okay. 525 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,678 (sighs) Wow. 526 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,851 Hey, you okay? 527 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,688 Yeah, I'm good.