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Yeah, Kenny's going to, uh,
meet me for some coffee,

2
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and then we're going
to go shopping.

3
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Ooh, Jamaican
Mocha Sanani?

4
00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,646
Sulawesi
Adamo Sumatra?

5
00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,083
Oh, this sound like
a weed store, okay?

6
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(cackling)

7
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Ooh, uh-uh.

8
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Girl, obviously,
I got on my invisible suit.

9
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Mm-hmm, you know the one--
the one that only come in black.

10
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Girl, let me get off this phone
and be seen.

11
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-Excuse you.
-What?

12
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You-you
know what.

13
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You just jumped
in front of me.

14
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Lady, I'm ready to order.

15
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You were just looking
at the menu.

16
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Uh, just because I'm looking at
the damn menu don't mean

17
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you can just wobble
your ass in front of me.

18
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What's going on?

19
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Lady, let it go.

20
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You were talking on the phone.

21
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Moroccan mint latte.

22
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Oh, hell, no, I ain't
going to let it go.

23
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And why are you
taking his order?

24
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I was here first.

25
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Please, ma'am,
I'm just trying

26
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to save up enough
to get a bus pass.

27
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(scoffs)

28
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Can you believe these people
treating me this way?

29
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Tasha, calm down.
Does it really matter

30
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if you get your coffee
30 seconds later?

31
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Yes, it does.

32
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I'm spending money in here
just like he is,

33
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and I deserve some respect.

34
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And if you give him that
latte before I get mine,

35
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I'm gonna set it
off up in here.

36
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I'm going to call the manager.

37
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Allow me.
Manager!

38
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How they just
gonna ban us?

39
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How you gonna
let them ban us?

40
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Why you didn't do
anything?

41
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I did, I told you to
calm your ass down.

42
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Why me? Why I always
got to calm down?

43
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So everything doesn't
end in bloodshed.

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Tasha, I'm 42 years old.

45
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I work 18 hours a day,

46
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most of which is spent
fighting football players.

47
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I'm not trying to have
that in my relationship.

48
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Well, a fight is what
started this relationship.

49
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You keep it up, a fight's
how it's going to end.

50
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Now, what, now?

51
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Tasha, I'm serious.

52
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Last week you went off
at the gas station.

53
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The week before that you
went off at the church.

54
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I've been a
Baptist 30 years.

55
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Now I'm forced
to be Episcopalian.

56
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Okay, so you're just going
to take the pastor's side?

57
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Tasha, look, when we meet
my friends tomorrow night,

58
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let's just skip
the drama, okay?

59
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I want them to meet the Tasha
that I fell in love with.

60
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The sexy, beautiful,
smart Tasha.

61
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How many other Tashas
you know?

62
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Well, there's the "I don't
take no mess" Tasha,

63
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the "Oh, hell, no" Tasha,

64
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and oh, yeah,
everybody's favorite--

65
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"Now, what, now?" Tasha.

66
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Okay, well, don't forget

67
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the "I rocked your world
last night" Tasha.

68
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Mm-hmm, I appreciated that,

69
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but, um, outside
of the bedroom,

70
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I need peace, I
need softness.

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I'm soft.

72
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I'm peaceful.

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Yeah, all right.

74
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And I'm sorry, Kenny.

75
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I didn't know
it was an issue.

76
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Seriously, guys,
my manager said ten feet.

77
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Hey, hey, hey...

78
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You know what?

79
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We're not going to a movie.

80
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Costs a fortune nowadays.

81
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I'm working now, I'll pay.

82
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I'll be in the car.

83
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Kelly, I need
your advice.

84
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Tasha.

85
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Pitts.

86
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Babe, give us a minute.

87
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My boss needs my advice.

88
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All right, hey, don't
invite her to the movie.

89
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What's going on?

90
00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:29,443
Girl, I'm worried
about me and Kenny.

91
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I think he may be
ready to leave me.

92
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Oh, because of your attitude?

93
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If you knew I had an attitude,
why you didn't tell me?

94
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Um, because of your attitude.

95
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Look, help me
fix it, okay?

96
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That's why I
came over here.

97
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Kenny's got this big dinner
party tomorrow night,

98
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and I've got to be
on my best behavior.

99
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And you white
women know

100
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how to make your man feel
more important than he is,

101
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so... teach me.

102
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Please, I can't turn
water into wine.

103
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Trust me, if I could,
you would know about it.

104
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(laughs)

105
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Look, Kelly, this isn't
funny, all right?

106
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If I don't fix this,
I may die alone.

107
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42.4% of black
women over 30

108
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are never going
to get married.

109
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Aw, that's awful.

110
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Someone should
organize a telethon.

111
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Girl...

112
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Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

113
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Well, maybe the first step
is to evaluate your anger.

114
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I've noticed that black women
have a lot of anger.

115
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Black women have a
right to be angry, okay?

116
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We always got to shoulder
the burden of everybody.

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You know how hard it
was getting everybody

118
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through the
Underground Railroad?

119
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We don't know how to
be all meek and mealy

120
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like white women.

121
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How do you do it?

122
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Sweetie, it's all about
picking your battles.

123
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Every little thing doesn't
have to be a power struggle.

124
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Like tomorrow night,

125
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it's his night,
his friends,

126
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so just go with the flow
and be his woman.

127
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Is that what you do?

128
00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:55,996
Jason doesn't really have
any friends,

129
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but if he did, I would.

130
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Oh, yeah, and drink
lots of wine.

131
00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,708
(cell phone ringing)

132
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Excuse me.

133
00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:09,910
DERWIN:
Yo, Mel.

134
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Derwin, hey.

135
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Girl, where you at?

136
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It's 8:17.

137
00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,750
Oh, my God, I totally
lost track of the time.

138
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Why didn't you call me?

139
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Think about that.

140
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You just did, right.

141
00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:23,757
Uh, all right,
baby, I am so sorry.

142
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I'm wrapping it
up right now.

143
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Okay, love you, bye.

144
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Uh, I got to go.

145
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We're not done.

146
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Yeah, but I am.

147
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So your boyfriend calls
and you just drop everything?

148
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What are you going to do
when you're in surgery?

149
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Uh, slice a main artery,

150
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call the time of death,
and head on home.

151
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Can't save them all.

152
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Bye.

153
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(door opens)

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Baby, I am so sorry.

155
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Oh, I didn't know
you were making dinner.

156
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That's because one doesn't
typically divulge

157
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that information when they're
planning a surprise.

158
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Aw, come on, Derwin.

159
00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,603
We could still
have dinner together.

160
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I already ate.

161
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Oh, good, me, too.

162
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Oh, so you have time to eat,
but you don't have time

163
00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:19,747
to pick up the
phone and call?

164
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Derwin, I messed up
and I'm sorry.

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It seems strange that someone
who talks to their girls,

166
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like, 15 times a day
can't call her fiancé once

167
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and tell him she's going
to be late.

168
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Seems strange.

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I said I'm sorry.

170
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And I said it seems strange.

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So I'm just wondering,
Boo, what's up?

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What do you mean, "What's up?"

173
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What's... up?

174
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Are you implying
that I was doing

175
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something other than studying?

176
00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,811
Well, we've already established

177
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that you've been eating
and not calling.

178
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(laughing):
What?

179
00:06:56,249 --> 00:07:00,721
Derwin, are you jealous
of my study buddy?

180
00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,790
Girl, please.

181
00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,658
But ever since you've been
hanging with Dr. Doolittle...

182
00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:05,993
His name is Chris.

183
00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,796
Chris... well,
whatever.

184
00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,798
Wow.

185
00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,700
When did all this start?

186
00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,902
Have you been watching
too much Oprah?

187
00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,039
All I'm saying, Mel, is ever
since you've been studying

188
00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:21,041
at the coffee houses,
you can't call nobody,

189
00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,476
you're going
to the movies.

190
00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,878
Oh, come on, we don't
go to the movies.

191
00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:27,648
Just checking.

192
00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:33,721
Aw, I like it when
you pee on trees.

193
00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:37,190
Mel, girl, you best be
taking my anger seriously.

194
00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:40,761
This all could have been
avoided with one phone call.

195
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Okay, fine.

196
00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:47,234
I, Melanie Barnett, promise

197
00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,802
to be considerate.

198
00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:52,039
And if I'm not back
by 9:00 p.m. sharp,

199
00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,974
I will call.

200
00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,943
Unless we're still
in the movie.

201
00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,215
Too soon, Mel.

202
00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,987
Give me a hug...

203
00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,823
-Hey, baby.
-Hey.

204
00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:10,891
Come on in.
Everybody's here.

205
00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,860
Oh, I thought you said
the party started at 7:00.

206
00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,728
I did.
It's 7:15.

207
00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,163
Oh, well, you
know how we do.

208
00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,766
(both laughing)

209
00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:21,535
Oh, no wonder
everybody on time.

210
00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:24,237
(laughter)

211
00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,939
Hey, everybody.

212
00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:26,974
This is Tasha.

213
00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,610
-ALL: Hi, Tasha.
-Hi.

214
00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:32,279
Hi, I'm Amanda, it's so nice
to finally meet you.

215
00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,147
Oh, thanks, I've been looking
forward to meeting you, too.

216
00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,183
Kenny's told me all about
you and your husband Mike.

217
00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,586
Oh, well, good thing I brought
Mike instead of Tim.

218
00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:39,753
Oh!

219
00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,087
(all laughing)

220
00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,890
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought
you were married to Mike.

221
00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,559
I am, every other weekend.

222
00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,828
Kenny, you didn't tell her
about our open marriage?

223
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:48,829
Guys, guys, go easy.

224
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,833
She just walked
in the door.

225
00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:53,834
Hi, Tasha, I'm Penny.

226
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,102
Welcome to the circle.

227
00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,705
And this little angel is Bling.

228
00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:03,243
Oh, you let your dog
kiss you on the mouth.

229
00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,878
That's sweet.

230
00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,079
Bling is not a dog,

231
00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,848
he's a substitute child for us.

232
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:08,949
Rick hates kids.

233
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:12,085
I don't hate kids, I hate you.

234
00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:15,789
Mmm... and I hate you.

235
00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,191
But that's why we're in therapy.

236
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,727
Good times.

237
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,028
The best.

238
00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:26,033
Guys, I like this one,
don't warn her away.

239
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,669
You know, when Penny and I were
married, we didn't need therapy.

240
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:29,670
Nuh-uh.

241
00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:32,305
No, no, just restraining orders.

242
00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,842
You and Penny were married?

243
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,076
Yeah, well,
we met

244
00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,745
when she was still dating Kenny.

245
00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:38,746
Now, what?

246
00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:42,683
An interesting situation;
please, elaborate.

247
00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:43,851
Penny and I dated first.

248
00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,686
-Until I stole her
away from him. -Right.

249
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,921
Then he pawned her off on me.

250
00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:48,856
Oh, they loved me so much,

251
00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,924
they just had to keep
me in the circle.

252
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:54,895
(all laughing)

253
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,264
Excuse us one second.

254
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,137
Hey, baby,
what's going on?

255
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,973
Is this some sort
of swingers club?

256
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,841
No, no, they're cool people.
They're just messing with you.

257
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:08,842
Well, it's working.

258
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,077
-Tasha.
-Kenny.

259
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,780
Look, she said she was married
to the man every other weekend.

260
00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:13,914
That's their joke,
all right?

261
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,917
Tim is a friend of theirs;
he wanted to have a baby.

262
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,687
Amanda was a surrogate,
so she's still co-parents.

263
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,856
Trust me, it'll all make
sense to you by dessert.

264
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,825
That's what I'm afraid of.

265
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:33,366
She used to have an ass
like a cherry, but now...

266
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:37,705
Oh, I've got to go,
I'm getting the look.

267
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,139
I thought you
might need this.

268
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,941
Can I have the bottle?

269
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,309
Baby, just relax.

270
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,848
I love watercress sandwiches,
and these are amazing.

271
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,249
Tasha, did you try this?

272
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,251
Dang, no,
they were all gone.

273
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,820
Oh, have the rest of mine.

274
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,088
Girl, that just came out
your mouth, that's nasty.

275
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,390
But I mean, it was really
sweet of you to offer.

276
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,993
-Oh.
-Thank you.

277
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,095
Oh! Oh, he wants
to give you a kiss.

278
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,397
Oh, just pucker up
your lips like this.

279
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,399
If Bling likes you,
you're in the circle.

280
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,400
Go ahead.
She brushes that thing's teeth

281
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,369
more than she brushes her own.

282
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,907
Uh... Tasha,
you don't have to kiss Bling.

283
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:17,010
No, no, I do.

284
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,712
PENNY & AMANDA:
Oh!

285
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,413
Look!

286
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,349
You did so good.

287
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,184
Yeah.

288
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,853
Yeah, you did so good.

289
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:29,089
She's so sweet.
Oh, there we...

290
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:33,861
BOTH: * Tasha in the circle,
Tasha in the circle. *

291
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,029
(both laughing)

292
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,271
(exhales)

293
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:47,274
42.4%.

294
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,209
Damn.

295
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,314
(phone ringing)

296
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,458
Hello.

297
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:06,760
DERWIN:
J, my man.

298
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,928
Hey, it's, uh... Derwin.

299
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,997
I was wondering, you know,
you want to hook up tonight?

300
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,032
Grab some coffee,
talk about the season?

301
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,868
Why?

302
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,436
Because I miss you, man.

303
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,439
Well, I don't miss you.

304
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,308
And I'm not spending
my hard-earned money

305
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,311
on strongly flavored water.

306
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,447
Yo, check it, I'm paying.

307
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:32,019
I'll meet you out front.

308
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,422
You having fun?

309
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,424
I'm good.

310
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,326
Hey, Tasha,
let Kenny get those dishes.

311
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,494
You're a manager.
Back me up here.

312
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,496
Mike thinks athletes'
salaries are too high.

313
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,564
Hey, hey.

314
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,835
Well, come on, it's not
like they're saving lives.

315
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,403
No, but they're risking theirs,
and when you look at how much

316
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,039
the owners are making
off of them,

317
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,506
they're almost underpaid.

318
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,474
RICK:
See, see?

319
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,810
Thank you, Tasha. Mike,
you're not so smart.

320
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,379
Hey, I'm just a college
professor with two PhDs.

321
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,081
What do I know?

322
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,116
Where are you going?

323
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,152
Oh, I'm going to clear these
and let you all conversate.

324
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,554
(laughing): Conversate?
That's cute.

325
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,456
What's cute about it?

326
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,458
Well, it's a colloquialism,
right?

327
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,393
No, it's a word.

328
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,462
I think the word is

329
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,463
"converse."

330
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,833
Converse, conversate--
what's the difference?

331
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,602
Well, one's a word
and one isn't.

332
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,838
I'll go get
the dictionary.

333
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,073
Michael, no.

334
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,207
Not the dictionary.

335
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,476
Oh, so this is the embarrass-
the-black-woman segment

336
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,477
of the evening, huh?

337
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,711
-Well, hey, I'm just...
-AMANDA: Wait, shut up.

338
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:35,048
No, it has nothing to do with
you being African-American.

339
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,984
He tries to make
everyone look ignorant.

340
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,285
Oh, so now I'm ignorant?

341
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,452
No, I meant...

342
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,454
What, uh... what did I miss?

343
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,424
You missed this fool trying
to call me out, but don't worry,

344
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,326
you ain't gonna miss it when
I bust him in his damn throat.

345
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,327
Hey, hey, hey.

346
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,429
Bling doesn't like violence.

347
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:53,100
Oh, please, that little bitch
lick her own ass.

348
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,567
Hey, Tasha, calm down.

349
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,436
No, I don't need
to calm down, Kenny.

350
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,571
You and I both know
this some white mess.

351
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,007
Excuse me?

352
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,308
Look, Mike,
you may have two PhDs,

353
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,376
but you ain't
got no manners.

354
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,345
And all y'all ain't nothing
but a bunch of swingers,

355
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,615
with your meatless sandwiches
and your useless therapy.

356
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,517
Hell, I can save
all y'all some money.

357
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,518
You don't need counseling.

358
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,520
You need to hold hands and jump.

359
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,896
Well, I'm aroused.

360
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,269
Mmm.

361
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,637
Let me tell you
something.

362
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,006
This is delicious.

363
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,641
If I didn't know
how frivolous this was,

364
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,677
I'd be tempted
to have it every day.

365
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,279
I would.

366
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,280
Rookie?

367
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,316
Huh?

368
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:47,087
Hey, isn't that
your gir... oh, wow.

369
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,355
What?

370
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,157
I can't believe
I fell for the okeydoke.

371
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,624
You...

372
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,193
-What are you talking about?
-You're stalking your woman.

373
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,996
No, I'm not.
But if a person tells you

374
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,430
they're out studying
with their study group,

375
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,966
they should be studying
with a group.

376
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,633
Meaning three or four.

377
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,103
Man, look at
this clown.

378
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,972
I knew something
was going on!

379
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,373
Yo, J,
you go warm up the car, man.

380
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,941
I'm gonna go bust a bottle
over his head.

381
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,709
Okay, all right, you have,
you have lost it.

382
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,678
You have
completely lost it.

383
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,413
See, this is exactly
what I was talking about.

384
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,983
You're feeling guilty
about you and that girl Drew.

385
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,284
It was just one kiss!

386
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,954
Okay, maybe Melanie's
only kissing this guy.

387
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,990
J, that is not funny, man.

388
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,192
I told you, you play in the mud,
you're going to get dirty,

389
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,193
but you wanted to play.

390
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,194
You wanted to play.

391
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,661
Now you're paying the price.

392
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:32,632
So far, it's cost you trust
and one deliciously tasty latte.

393
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,067
And here's to you.

394
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:40,640
Maybe I am paying the price.

395
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,111
Man, that's good.

396
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,146
(phone ringing)

397
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,380
Hello.

398
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,515
Hey, baby.

399
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,284
Hey, I know it's 9:00,
but I'm running a little late.

400
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,653
Oh, that's okay, Boo,
don't worry about me.

401
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,355
You just handle business.

402
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,226
Enjoy that scone.

403
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,328
How did you know
I was having a scone?

404
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,731
You know I know you, girl.

405
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,700
Yeah, you do.

406
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,542
Oh, Rookie.

407
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,354
Hey, Tasha.

408
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,723
Look, if you think
bringing me a gift

409
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:34,361
and begging me for
my forgiveness is gonna work...

410
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,362
then you right.

411
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,663
(laughs)

412
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:42,535
Baby, I already have
one exactly like this.

413
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,504
You bought it
for me, remember?

414
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:50,177
Uh...

415
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,212
So this is my stuff.

416
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,781
I'm sorry, Tasha.

417
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,384
I-I don't think
I can do this anymore.

418
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,685
Why?

419
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,153
It's because
of last night?

420
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,089
You're saying
that was my fault?

421
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,723
No, it doesn't matter
whose fault it is.

422
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,593
I... I don't think
we're right for each other.

423
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,061
Why, because
I'm not white?

424
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,263
Oh, here we go.

425
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,733
That's right, and I wish you
would go there with me, Kenny,

426
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,535
and stop pretending
that the world isn't racist.

427
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,170
Tasha, this isn't
a black and white issue.

428
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,372
This is about me and you.

429
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,607
So now it's about me and you.

430
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,808
-Right, yes, it's about me
and you. -Okay,

431
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,776
well, then where were you
last night when I needed you?

432
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,679
-What? -It was just like
the coffee shop.

433
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,481
You were never
there to defend me.

434
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,616
You don't need
defending, Tasha.

435
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,184
You need
anger management.

436
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,687
So Mike gave you grief
about a word.

437
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,489
So what?
He does that to everybody.

438
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,425
Sometimes he's an ass,

439
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,859
but when I was going
through my divorce,

440
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,261
he was right there for me.

441
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,698
With his dictionary.

442
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,267
Look...

443
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,501
I got
a million Mike stories.

444
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,436
We could have shared
them later in bed,

445
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,605
but no, you got
that shoot-first mentality.

446
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,544
Do you remember
how you talked to him?

447
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,312
You remember how
you talked to him?

448
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,414
I got to go back now
and deal with that.

449
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,116
Kenny, if somebody
says something to me

450
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,185
that I don't like, I
got to let them know.

451
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,253
Exactly,
that's what you do.

452
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,754
You do that all the time.

453
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,156
I'm not going
to change who you are.

454
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,624
I can't change who you are.

455
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,826
I'm not asking you
to change me, Kenny.

456
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:14,961
I can't do it anyway.
That's why I'm here.

457
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,430
I'm not here to talk about it,
and I ain't here to fight.

458
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:20,667
I'm through fighting, okay?

459
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,536
I told you, I laid it out
to you as best I could.

460
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,805
I'm through fighting,
I'm done, I'm done.

461
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,410
So that's it?

462
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,616
That's it?

463
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,222
Yeah.

464
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,458
I really wish things
could have been different.

465
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,709
Mom, what's wrong?

466
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,378
Why's something
got to be wrong?

467
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:06,879
'Cause I smelled
the powerful scent of Pine-Sol

468
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,915
all the way upstairs now.

469
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:12,285
Either Grandmama's coming
to visit or you upset.

470
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,454
Am I too angry, Malik?

471
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,558
(laughing)

472
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,629
Oh, you're serious.

473
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,631
Am I that bad?

474
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,333
It's all good.

475
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,601
By you being you,
it made me tough.

476
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,403
You don't take no mess
from nobody.

477
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,405
You the man, Mama.

478
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:36,643
Yeah, and I guess men don't want
to sleep with other men, huh?

479
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,978
Well, Uncle Terry does.

480
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,649
Antwone is his friend, hear?

481
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,617
What's this all about, Ma?

482
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,619
Something happen
between you and Coach T?

483
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,490
He dumped me.

484
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,959
No, uh-uh, no.

485
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,727
Don't you cry
over that fool.

486
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,863
Listen, if he don't appreciate
you for who you are,

487
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,332
he can kick rocks.

488
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,234
He ain't the one for you.

489
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,703
I'm not sure that
there is one.

490
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,004
I've been by myself
for so long,

491
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,507
maybe I don't know how
to be with anybody.

492
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,376
Ma, this is the first guy

493
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,711
you've been out with
in a long time.

494
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,281
Give yourself a chance,
all right?

495
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,849
The right guy
is out there for you.

496
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:17,950
I'm sure there's a man
out there

497
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,218
that'll put up with you.

498
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,956
TASHA:
Shut up, boy.