1 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:06,640 Ooh, how about this one? 2 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:08,942 "Once you go Mack, you never go back." 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:13,881 Kelly, Tasha Mack Management needs a slogan, not a pun. 4 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:15,283 I need you to go deeper. 5 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,784 Now, I need something that's going to speak 6 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,253 to the level of clientele that I want to attract. 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,989 Tasha, we've been at this all day. 8 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:25,259 It's after 6:00 and there's a gaggle of Sunbeams at my house 9 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:26,994 waiting for me to start a meeting. 10 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:28,296 Not to mention the wife 11 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,398 of our new superstar defensive end will be there, 12 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:33,401 and I need to give her the official Sunbeam salutation. 13 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,403 Well, Kelly, I'm sorry, 14 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,205 but when I gave you this job, 15 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:39,273 you said you were going to make it your priority. 16 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,442 Now, if the Sunbeams are more important, 17 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:42,276 I need to know. 18 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:44,212 No, no, no, no, no, no! 19 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:46,380 I'll keep working on it. 20 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:53,287 Tasha Mack, remind me to spit in her snack. 21 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:56,690 (clears throat) 22 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:59,360 Oh, I'm sorry, my medical stuff. 23 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,629 Thanks. 24 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,030 Camille Savage. 25 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:04,565 Oh, hi. 26 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:05,999 Melanie Barnett. 27 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,268 Tell me, Melanie, where can I get 28 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:09,137 a copy of the minutes from the last meeting? 29 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:10,638 -Minutes? -Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:11,672 Oh, you can't. 31 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,741 We don't usually put anything in writing. 32 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:16,710 (whispering): That way there's no paper trail. 33 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:19,180 Oh, things are pretty casual around here. 34 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,614 -Mm-hmm. -Neat. 35 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:23,117 Hi, ladies! 36 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,418 ALL: Hi! 37 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,388 Sorry I'm late, but such are the responsibilities 38 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,390 of a working woman. 39 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:30,758 Hey, Kelly, where's Tasha? 40 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:31,692 Uh, she's still at work, 41 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,394 trying to figure out what rhymes with Mack 42 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:36,230 besides black, smack and crack. 43 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,031 Oh, you must be Camille! 44 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,333 Kelly Pitts. 45 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,568 Let me officially welcome you 46 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,002 -to the Saber Sunbeams. -Oh. 47 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:43,036 Thank you. 48 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,272 (both chuckle) 49 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,874 Why doesn't everyone take a seat and we'll get started? 50 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:53,714 Okay...! 51 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,917 First order of business... cheers! 52 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,652 ALL: Cheers! 53 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:02,390 (sigh of satisfaction) 54 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,691 Second order of business, 55 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:07,561 let's all welcome our newest Sunbeam, Camille. 56 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,362 Cheers! 57 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:09,697 ALL: Cheers! 58 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:11,031 Oh, Camille, 59 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,366 you don't have a glass. 60 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:13,467 I don't drink. 61 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,369 -What? -(Kelly gasps) 62 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:16,837 Oh, you're pregnant! 63 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:18,472 (all exclaiming) 64 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:19,440 No. 65 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:22,109 Are you on medication? 66 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:23,777 No, I just don't drink. 67 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:26,046 -(all gasp and murmur) -KELLY: Oh. 68 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,114 Okay. 69 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:29,016 Well, welcome. 70 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,684 Um, now on to other business. 71 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:31,985 Yes, Erica? 72 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:34,388 So you don't drink at all? 73 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,337 As most of you know, our upcoming charity benefit 74 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,439 for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder 75 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,341 will be held at the Absolutely Apes habitat 76 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,008 at the San Diego Zoo. 77 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:58,312 Tonight, I'm going to assign Sunbeams to various committees 78 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:00,180 and make sure everyone's on the same page. 79 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,849 Well, when I was president 80 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,851 -of the Arizona Ladies Organization... -Um, actually, 81 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:07,621 we usually raise our hands and get recognized. 82 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,757 But you're new, so feel free, you know. 83 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:13,627 Anyway, I chaired a similar event at the Phoenix Zoo, 84 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,364 and if you like, I can share some of the things I did 85 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:19,533 that led everyone, including the Phoenix Gazette, 86 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,603 to call the event "wildly successful." 87 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:28,442 Uh, actually, these plans have already been finalized. 88 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:30,143 We're in the execution phase. 89 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:34,081 Okay... but good ideas are good ideas, are they not? 90 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:37,017 Certainly, during the idea phase, 91 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,086 which we're no longer in. 92 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,922 So, if you don't mind, I'd like to move on. 93 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,391 I don't mind at all. 94 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:44,825 I was just trying to help. 95 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,227 That's why I'm here: to support you. 96 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,996 Mm, thank you. 97 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:49,997 (chuckles) 98 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,134 Hanging out with Tiger Woods, you done changed. 99 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:55,403 (laughing) 100 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,737 Hey, there's Ty Savage! 101 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:58,439 Let's do it. Got it, got it. 102 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:01,241 Man, I can't believe I'm going to be playing with that guy! 103 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:02,242 He ain't all that. 104 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:03,277 Are you serious? 105 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:05,746 14 sacks and 57 tackles last season. 106 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,681 -Yo, this kid is a beast! -Hell, yeah. 107 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,950 A beast that can finally get us a ring, right? 108 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,018 "This kid is a beast!" 109 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,252 "He's gonna get us a ring." 110 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,587 Why don't I get some baby oil 111 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:17,024 so y'all can massage his ass muscles? 112 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:20,661 You're just mad 'cause he laid you out a few times. 113 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:23,163 So now my concussion is a joke to you? 114 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:25,833 You know I still can't taste salt? 115 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,368 Or throw a football straight. 116 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:28,702 (chuckling) 117 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,904 I'm gonna go say something to him. 118 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,005 Come on, push! 119 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,341 Yeah! 120 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:36,877 Ty Savage, Derwin Davis, one of the receivers. 121 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,447 Oh, offense, huh? 122 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:42,450 Well, this is defense's bench. 123 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:45,152 Only defense can use this bench! 124 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,087 We own this bench! 125 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,322 De-fense! 126 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,890 ALL: Defense! 127 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,626 Uh, yeah. 128 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,428 You know, I probably was just going 129 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:55,996 to go jump some rope... 130 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,531 you know, cardio, 131 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:01,201 and, um, so, anyway, welcome. 132 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,371 And I just wanted to say hey 133 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:06,840 before I started stretching, so... 134 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,880 I'm not sure if you guys overheard, 135 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,782 but, uh, we better not use that bench. 136 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,550 Defense called keepsies on it. 137 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,652 And you slinked away like a little girl. 138 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:22,456 No, sir, I told him I'm going to jump some rope. 139 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,224 Dude must be tripping-- this is our team. 140 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,626 -Come on. -He lost his mind. 141 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,260 Come on. 142 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,696 Derwin, you coming? 143 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,764 Yeah, but don't you want to get some more guys? 144 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,601 -Rookie! -Let's go! 145 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:38,271 (both clear throat) 146 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,508 We got next on this bench. 147 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:47,615 I guess you didn't talk to your boy. 148 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,983 Uh, no, Ty, I-I told them. 149 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,285 He told us you seem to be a little confused 150 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,554 about how this team operates. 151 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:55,989 Well, I know how I operate, so I'm good. 152 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,825 Why don't you just save your little speech 153 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:00,461 for someone who doesn't have a ring... 154 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:01,795 or three. 155 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,464 Fool, you think you're just gonna come up in our house 156 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:04,532 -and disrespect us?! No! -Malik, Malik, Malik, 157 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:05,966 no, no, no, no, let me handle this. 158 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:09,302 Look, dude, I don't know how it was in (lisping):Arizona, 159 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,472 but here, we're one team. 160 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,775 Don't do that. Don't do that. 161 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,176 Okay, see, that's where you're wrong. 162 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:18,712 'Cause there's offense and then there's defense. 163 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,114 That-that sounds like two to me. 164 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:24,518 -One, two. -(snickers) 165 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,687 Look, Ty, I know you're new here. 166 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,088 Uh, happy to have you, 167 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:30,591 but everybody in here can use every piece 168 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:33,093 of equipment, all right, so use it, enjoy it. 169 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,829 Remember to wipe your sweat off as a courtesy to others. 170 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,297 (chuckles) 171 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:39,266 (snorts, spits) 172 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,268 (hawking, spits) 173 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:42,836 What? What 174 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,105 (spits) That courteous enough? 175 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,540 Man. 176 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:49,309 Yeah, this one's defense's. 177 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:50,878 Y'all nasty. 178 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,013 Bye, boys. 179 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,648 (answering machine plays sound of rainfall) 180 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:57,818 (bird squawks, bell dings in distance) 181 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,052 (machine beeps) 182 00:06:59,119 --> 00:06:59,853 Almost got it. 183 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,254 (snaps fingers) Play it again. 184 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:03,524 Tasha, it... it wasn't a call. 185 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:04,558 They hung up. 186 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,059 It was a wrong number! 187 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,928 You don't know that. 188 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:09,963 Could have been a prospective client calling 189 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,032 and he got distracted and had to hang up. 190 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:15,168 So if we can figure out who it is, 191 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,937 we can call him back. 192 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,473 Now, that rain in the background 193 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,141 tells me it's raining. 194 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:26,046 And that bell... tell me it's some kind of... 195 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,180 Bell? 196 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,949 No, girl, it's a buoy. 197 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:29,983 Stay with me. 198 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,086 And that bird sound... 199 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,187 I know that bird. 200 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:36,957 It's a penguin! 201 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:40,494 Penguins don't sound like that. 202 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,062 They do when they're hurt. 203 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,296 Now, get online 204 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:44,231 and find a rainy place 205 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,800 that's hurting penguins near a buoy. 206 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,135 Tasha, 207 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:51,171 I know you're worried about finding clients, 208 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:52,806 but this is crazy. 209 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:55,843 And it's after 6:00. 210 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,811 And if the next words that come out of your mouth 211 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,079 have something to do with those Sunbeams, 212 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,214 you're going to be screaming like that damn penguin. 213 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:03,016 Now, 214 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,719 play it again and get your Sherlock on. 215 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:10,724 (sighs) 216 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,359 (bell ringing over sound of rainfall) 217 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:15,529 (bird squawking) 218 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,565 (bell rings) 219 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:20,901 (answering machine beeps) 220 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:23,070 MAN (over TV): Forecast, mostly sunny skies today... 221 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:24,237 Is Kelly always late? 222 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:26,073 -Yes. -Because this is only my second meeting 223 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:30,077 and I'm already tired of my time being wasted. 224 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:33,346 Yeah, I'm here when I need to be tailing my husband. 225 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:36,015 I'm gonna catch him. Oh, I'm gonna catch him. 226 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:39,720 Does anybody have a problem 227 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,288 if we start the meeting without her? 228 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,289 No, go ahead, girl. 229 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,191 (sighs) I do. 230 00:08:44,256 --> 00:08:45,225 Well, majority rules. 231 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:50,330 Thank you, ladies, and welcome. 232 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:51,398 (chuckles) 233 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,966 I would like to take this opportunity 234 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,936 to share some of my ideas for the charity event 235 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:58,471 that I was prevented from sharing at the last meeting. 236 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,640 Hmm. 237 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:02,275 Guys, this isn't right. 238 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,277 You're out of order. 239 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,313 No, you're out of order. 240 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,781 You just got here two days ago. 241 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:08,782 Come on now, Melanie. 242 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:09,883 Let's get something done 243 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,585 so this isn't a complete waste of time. 244 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,353 Go on, girl. 245 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,822 Now, since this 246 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:18,258 is a benefit for ADHD and being held at a zoo, 247 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:21,361 I thought we could have ADHD children handling 248 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,764 different animals to promote animal therapy, hmm? 249 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,398 Which has been shown 250 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,701 to be an effective non-pharmaceutical treatment. 251 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:28,869 Okay, uh, 252 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:31,571 that data... still in question. 253 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,675 And as for every charity event, 254 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,777 we should consider hybrid vehicles 255 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,011 'cause it sends a message 256 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,248 about how we Sunbeams feel about the environment. 257 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,382 (murmuring) 258 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:43,884 We Sunbeams? 259 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,321 What are you doing? 260 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,290 Is that my gavel? 261 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:54,027 Well, some of the Sunbeams felt a little upset 262 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,964 at your constant tardiness and wanted to start the meeting. 263 00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:00,133 Some of the Sunbeams or you? 264 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,303 Well, you can take a poll if you like. 265 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,638 You have some nerve. 266 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:05,839 Get out of my seat. 267 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,108 Fine, as long as you're ready to take over. 268 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:11,278 Or did you need a couple of glasses of wine first? 269 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,847 Yes, but that can wait. 270 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,483 This is my house. 271 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:19,219 These are my Sunbeams, right? 272 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,754 Right. 273 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,089 Everybody sit down. 274 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,757 I will officially start the meeting 275 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,759 and our plans for the charity benefit 276 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,995 will remain as previously discussed. 277 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,262 Look, why don't you just admit 278 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,931 that you're spread a little too thin? 279 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:34,134 Maybe you should let someone take over things for a while. 280 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:39,172 Less maybe, more... probably. 281 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,274 Sounds like rumblings of dissent. 282 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:44,044 Maybe it's time for some new leadership. 283 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,478 -Hmm? -(chuckles) 284 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,546 We'll be sure 285 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,348 to put you on next year's ballot. 286 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,182 Why wait? 287 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,684 We could have a special election. 288 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,652 I was up all night reading your bylaws. 289 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,653 (snickers) 290 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,956 We have bylaws? 291 00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,026 Is this how you all feel? 292 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,193 WOMEN: Yes. 293 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:00,994 Great. 294 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:04,164 Three days and then we vote. 295 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:06,166 Meeting adjourned. 296 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:11,604 What just happened? What just happened? 297 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,807 I'm pouring, I'm pouring. 298 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,249 Med School, what you doing here? 299 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,250 Studying. 300 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,184 This office is great. 301 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,620 It's quieter than the campus library. 302 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,289 Where the hell is Blondie? 303 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,457 Oh, Kelly? 304 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,424 She wanted me to fill in. 305 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,962 She said she had a really big emergency thing. 306 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,329 During work hours? 307 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,699 Oh, she better come in here missing a limb or a child. 308 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,938 Great news: we found Brittany. 309 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,010 What the hell are these? 310 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:53,180 Thank yous for the search and rescue teams. 311 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,582 You were out doing Sunbeam nonsense 312 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,384 on Tasha Mack management time? 313 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,086 This is a place of business. 314 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,653 You can't just leave any old fool 315 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,155 sitting here answering my calls. 316 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,524 KELLY: Tasha, 317 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:05,658 this is important. 318 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,461 I have built the Sunbeams up to what they are today. 319 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,497 And I am proud of what I've accomplished. 320 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,032 I will not allow Camille 321 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,101 to just roll in and take that away from me. 322 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,703 Well, this business is important to me. 323 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:20,607 And lest we forget, when you dragged your unemployable ass 324 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,075 in here and begged for this job, 325 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,711 you agreed that it would always come first. 326 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,980 I saved you from the pole, Kelly Pitts. 327 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,784 Tasha, this job has come first! 328 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,752 I come in early, I stay late. 329 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,188 I got someone to cover me for two seconds during lunch, 330 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,058 which I never take, to answer phones that never ring! 331 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,794 Oh, okay, so you think this is funny. 332 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,829 So-so I'm a joke. 333 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:42,930 That's what you're saying. 334 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,497 'Cause I can read between the lines. 335 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,199 I can read. 336 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,035 I don't think you're a joke. 337 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,970 I think you're being unreasonable. 338 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,972 Tasha, you're supposed to be my friend. 339 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,941 And you are supposed to be my employee. 340 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,709 And if you don't stop mouthing off, you won't be for long. 341 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,777 Oh, come on, Tasha. 342 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:58,979 You're not going to fire me. 343 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:01,181 Ephraim Salaam was the only potential client meeting 344 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,316 that we had, and that was because of me. 345 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,351 He didn't sign. 346 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,154 Closing the deal is your job, not mine. 347 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,924 Ooh, too far. 348 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,194 And now my job is to make sure 349 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,063 my business runs efficiently. 350 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,230 And I'm going to start that 351 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,599 by eliminating your biggest distraction: 352 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,734 Sunbeams. 353 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,272 -Tasha, you can't make me quit the Sunbeams. -No, 354 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,108 but I sure as hell can vote for Camille, can't I? 355 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,945 (door closes) 356 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,485 (clearing throat) 357 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:40,520 Uh... 358 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,990 remember you said you were gonna give me 20 bucks? 359 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,494 Fellow Sunbeams, 360 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,330 since most of you have been here, I have been president. 361 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,100 We've bonded like sisters, 362 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,302 and that sister-like bond is a bond 363 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:59,672 that can only be bonded through the bond of time. 364 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,942 Now, I'm aware of some of those sticks and stones 365 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,276 that have been thrown at my bones 366 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,844 in the course of this campaign. 367 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,313 So I ask you, 368 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,416 are you going to vote for a smear monger 369 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,119 or for someone who took the high road and never once mentioned 370 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,154 how Camille is a devious little liar who has worn 371 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,555 the same outfit to two meetings, 372 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,858 even though she tried to disguise it with a scarf? 373 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,028 It's time for you to choose. 374 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,595 And don't forget, she doesn't drink. 375 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,630 Thank you. 376 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,632 (applause) 377 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:28,801 Once again, 378 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,437 with that lengthy speech, 379 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,006 Kelly Pitts has wasted more of your time. 380 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,807 So I'll be brief. 381 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,044 To achieve their full potential, 382 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:41,614 the Sunbeams need a leader who is concise, decisive 383 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,516 and sober. 384 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,552 And I am that leader. 385 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,220 There is a dark underbelly 386 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,223 eating at the Sunbeams like a cancer. 387 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,725 Right now is your chance to vote no... 388 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:56,096 to cancer. 389 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,331 And by the way, I didn't wear the same outfit twice. 390 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,233 She was just seeing double, as usual. 391 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,034 Thank you. 392 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,503 (scattered applause) 393 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,405 It's time to vote. 394 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,573 It's on. 395 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,510 Like Rae Dawn Chong. 396 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,445 (grumbles and chuckles) 397 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,319 Tasha, you're her friend, 398 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,853 and she needs your vote. 399 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,422 She's lucky I'm not there. 400 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,957 I wasn't playing-- if I vote, 401 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,259 it's going to be to boot her ass out. 402 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,195 Tasha, Kelly is the Sunbeams. 403 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,596 It's her whole identity. 404 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:33,066 It gives her a false sense of power she relies on. 405 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,002 And do you really want to take that away? 406 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,203 Look, Melanie, 407 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,904 I'm not doing this to be mean. 408 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,272 I'm doing this to help her. 409 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,175 She needs to stop seeing herself as president of the Sunbeams 410 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,444 and start seeing herself as a career woman. 411 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,513 Now, with my help, she's made a lot of progress 412 00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,481 getting out from under Jason's thumb. 413 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,316 Trust me. 414 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,384 I know what's best for that girl. 415 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:55,055 Okay, so now you're doing her thinking for her. 416 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,158 Sounds to me like you're just another Jason. 417 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,661 But I've been wrong before. 418 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:06,633 Kelly. 419 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,736 (gasps, scattered applause) 420 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,839 That's 11 for Kelly and 12 for Camille. 421 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,075 One more vote. 422 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,081 Kelly. 423 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,949 (gasps, applause, Kelly sighs) 424 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,551 Oh, hell. 425 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,618 It's a tie. 426 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,887 What do we do now? 'Cause I got to go. 427 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,290 Well, okay, it says in the bylaws, 428 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,559 in case of a tie, we go to... 429 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,261 mud wrestling? 430 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,297 Oh, that's Jason's handwriting. 431 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,765 And, of course, your current leader 432 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,234 hasn't made any provisions for settling a tie, so... 433 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,969 It ain't a tie. 434 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,205 Here's my damn vote. 435 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,441 Congratulations. 436 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,213 Yay. 437 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,415 (applause, cheering) 438 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,121 Top of the morning, bitches. 439 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:04,790 Now, uh, step aside so I can use defense's bench. 440 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,060 Oh... well, be our guest. 441 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,096 You said 442 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,265 it was defense's bench. 443 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,467 But you ain't say anything about the legs, homie. 444 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,502 (laughs) 445 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,006 And like I said, it's all one team, offense and defense, 446 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,174 -so, uh... -Whoo! 447 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,709 either we all work out... 448 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,213 or no one works out. 449 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,013 (all laughing) 450 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,683 (growling) 451 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,319 (mock growling) 452 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,720 Go jump some rope, chump! 453 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,721 (all guffawing) 454 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,758 Why you always got to park your Lambo like that? 455 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,760 Because it's a Lambo. 456 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:45,765 What the hell? 457 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,567 (laughs): Damn! 458 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,370 Ty's definitely gonna be a problem, y'all. 459 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,771 You think? 460 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:52,872 Believe it. 461 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,006 It's on. 462 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,575 Like Rae Dawn Chong. 463 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,516 KELLY: Tasha, it's after 6:00. 464 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,419 I re-alphabetized all the takeout menus 465 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,588 and dusted the plastic plants. 466 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:12,024 Is there anything else I can do before I leave to go to the... 467 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,494 hmm-hmms? 468 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,231 Just go on to your damn meeting. 469 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,733 Oh, my God. 470 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,302 Are you crying? 471 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,571 Hell, no. 472 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,439 I'm just wearing 18-hour mascara, 473 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,375 and it's going on 19 hours. 474 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,743 You are crying! 475 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,846 Tasha, I hate the way things have been between us, too, 476 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,882 but we're going to get past this. 477 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:39,051 We are going to find our way back to each other. 478 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,587 I care about you. 479 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,522 And whether you believe it or not, 480 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,891 I care about your company, too. 481 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,926 What company, Kelly? 482 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,896 A company has clients. 483 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,764 I don't know what the hell I was thinking. 484 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,567 Ain't nobody going to take me seriously. 485 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,304 I'm just a stupid girl from Richmond who was lucky enough 486 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,707 to get knocked up and give birth to a football player. 487 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,242 Tasha... 488 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,110 you weren't stupid. 489 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,779 You were just promiscuous. 490 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,080 Look, um... 491 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,317 you'll get clients. 492 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,185 You just have to give it some time. 493 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,554 But what if I don't? 494 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,889 What if ten years from now, I'm still sitting here 495 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:20,527 deciphering penguin screams like a damn fool? 496 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,995 You won't be by yourself. 497 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,264 I'll be here. 498 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,065 I am not leaving you, Tasha. 499 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:29,602 You know you mean more to me than those stupid Sunbeams. 500 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,537 (sobbing) 501 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,572 I'll give them up for you! 502 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,006 For real? 503 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,542 (sobbing): For real. 504 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,678 No, no, I'm not going to let you do that. 505 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,413 I'm not going to let you be spineless, 506 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,781 'cause that's always your pattern. 507 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:42,682 (both sobbing) 508 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,584 Every time Jason pushes your sympathy button, 509 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,320 you just crumble like goat cheese. 510 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,522 You're right, I can't help it! 511 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,291 I'm just a really nice person! 512 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,759 I know, I know. 513 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,961 That's why it was so easy for me to take out 514 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,197 my insecurities on you without you even knowing it. 515 00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,266 I knew it. 516 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,567 I just didn't care. 517 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,369 That's what friends are for. 518 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:06,072 (both sobbing) 519 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,541 Think I'll stay with Joe Bick. 520 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,746 Wait, was someone just at the door? 521 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:16,949 (door closes) 522 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,718 No... no, just some delivery guy 523 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,354 that looked like Nick Swisher of the Oakland A's.