1 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:06,640 (phone ringing) 2 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:11,345 Hello? 3 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:12,380 KELLY: Hi, Derwin, it's Kelly. 4 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,415 Is Melanie there? 5 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:16,417 Mel, it's Kelly. 6 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:17,751 Kelly? 7 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:21,689 Kelly? What's wrong? It's 3:00 in the morning. 8 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,057 KELLY: Sunbeam emergency. 9 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:25,126 You know Karen Cahill who lives in your building? 10 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:26,894 Yeah, the bougie princess 11 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,629 who always pretends she doesn't know me? 12 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,264 You have to let her stay at your place tonight. 13 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:32,600 -What? -Juvon threw her out of their apartment with nothing. 14 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:34,868 She didn't even get a chance to grab her contact lenses. 15 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:37,738 She's crying through her natural eye color. 16 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,107 Karen hates me. 17 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:40,374 You're the Sunbeam president. 18 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:41,742 Why can't she stay with you? 19 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:45,613 Because I'm the Sunbeam president. 20 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:47,415 Look, it's just until the executive committee can decide 21 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:48,716 how we can help her. 22 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,951 -But, Kelly, I really don't... -No buts! 23 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:53,387 There is a Sunbeam out there who needs our help. 24 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:55,589 We must be swift, we must be steadfast, 25 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,225 we must... 26 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,726 (yawns) 27 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,761 I got the sleepies bad. 28 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:02,630 -Kelly... -Night, night. 29 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,298 (sighs) 30 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:06,534 What was that all about? 31 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,902 I agreed to have a girl spend the night with us. 32 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:11,705 Oh, yeah, sure, when Kelly asks, it's fine. 33 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,209 -Shut up. -(chuckles) 34 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:18,512 (sobbing) 35 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,950 (sobbing continues) 36 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:25,519 (sighs) 37 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,588 Karen? 38 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:30,057 (sniffling): Yeah? 39 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:31,925 How did you know my name? 40 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:34,027 It's me, Melanie. 41 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,464 From downstairs? 42 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:39,400 And the Sunbeam meetings? 43 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:41,935 Never mind. 44 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:42,936 Are you okay? 45 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,538 Yeah, I'll be fine. 46 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,541 Kelly Pitts is supposed to be sending someone to get me. 47 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,410 Uh, yeah, that would be me. 48 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:52,380 (sobbing): Oh, God. 49 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,057 Juvon is tripping 50 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,726 'cause I caught a ride home with Damon. 51 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:06,827 If Juvon had been there, 52 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,762 like his jealous ass was supposed to, 53 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,599 then this whole fallout could have been avoided. 54 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,934 Well, you know how you can get back at him. 55 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:16,204 Instead of sleeping on this uncomfortable sofa, 56 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:20,007 you should check into the most expensive hotel suite in town. 57 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:22,142 Huh? 58 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:24,111 I can't. 59 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,347 That bastard cut up my credit cards. 60 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:31,719 (sobbing): And tomorrow's the Michael Kors trunk sale. 61 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:38,526 I would give you my invitation, but they're all small sizes. 62 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,694 I'm a two. 63 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,563 I know. 64 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:48,669 Look, um, I have an early class, so good night. 65 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:49,803 You're in school? 66 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:54,174 That's right, girl-- be your own woman. 67 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:58,145 Because you can't trust your lying, punk-ass football player. 68 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:01,449 Actually, mine's a really good guy. 69 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,016 Because when you moved here, 70 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,819 he looked you deep into your eyes and said "Ma"-- 71 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:08,422 no... "Boo"-- 72 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,724 your man looks like the Boo type-- 73 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:14,462 "Boo, I will always have your back." 74 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,129 Well, yeah? 75 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,865 Girl, you need to wake up 76 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,000 and splash some reality on your face. 77 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,169 That's what Juvon told me. 78 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:24,972 He promised that we would always be together. 79 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,374 And look at me. 80 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:30,311 Crashing on the faux leather sofa of a stranger. 81 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,780 I'm Melanie. 82 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:36,049 We partnered in the Sunbeam CPR class. 83 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:38,286 I gave you mouth-to-mouth. 84 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,488 You gave me mono. 85 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,191 I can't believe I was with that clown for four years 86 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:47,295 and I never made him put me on his bank account. 87 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:49,897 What kind of ditzy broad does that? 88 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:53,000 Even a ho is smart enough to get paid, okay? 89 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,736 But I'm sure a lot of really good girlfriends 90 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,605 don't make that a priority. 91 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,007 A lot of really dumb ones. 92 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,742 Look, don't worry. 93 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:04,378 I'm sure the Sunbeams will come through for you. 94 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:08,048 I mean, Kelly, she takes this kind of thing very seriously. 95 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:10,451 Anyone else want a refill before we talk about Karen? 96 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,152 -Oh, no. -I'm good. 97 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:13,487 Okay. 98 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:17,524 Karen Cahill, girlfriend of free safety Juvon Glenn. 99 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,927 Four-year relationship, three of which were live-in. 100 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:22,129 Put out last night at 2:36 a.m., 101 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,298 domestic squabble, no hitting. 102 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:27,968 So, was she able to retrieve any personal effects? 103 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,103 Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah... That's a negative. 104 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,573 The clothes on her back and the thong she rode in on. 105 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,808 -Got it. -Got it. 106 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:38,946 So, she's requesting the Silver Parachute package: 107 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,081 two-bedroom apartment, new wardrobe 108 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,249 and the new Gucci carryall. 109 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:43,951 -Oh! -You need to apply for that, girl. 110 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,285 (laughing): Okay? 111 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:46,620 I know, right. 112 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,155 Okay, now, ladies, remember. 113 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:51,058 As much as we want to help every Sunbeam in distress, 114 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,994 we have to use the rescue fund judiciously. 115 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,863 So there'll be enough for the next woman 116 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,131 whose man gets cut or injured or caught 117 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:01,535 with three hookers and two grams of Colombian marching powder. 118 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:06,239 Now, when you're up on that stand, be strong, girl. 119 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,576 Okay, let's open the floor up for discussion. 120 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,378 So that's it? 121 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,580 She gets nothing? 122 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,782 I'd hardly call the Blue Parachute nothing. 123 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:18,552 A check for a plane ticket home to her family is very generous. 124 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:21,922 So you're just going to pack her up and send her home? 125 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,223 That's just cruel. 126 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:24,392 Why? 127 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:27,027 Home ain't Iraq, is it? 128 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,929 Sweetie, we might have been more generous, 129 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,298 but I checked, and, sadly, Karen's attendance 130 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,534 at Sunbeam meetings was less than 20%. 131 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:36,203 Not very Beamy. 132 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,906 And the only benefit she ever attended was 133 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,941 our Halloween Hayride for the Homeless. 134 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,176 Good, 'cause she's going to be needing some friends 135 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:44,745 out on the street. 136 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:46,947 Yeah, but I-I still don't think that this is right. 137 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,282 I mean, she gave up her whole life for this guy. 138 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,118 Hey, come on, rookie, don't make her out to be the victim. 139 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:54,021 Yeah, boy, the gold digger rolled the dice and she lost. 140 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,889 Craps! Next shooter. 141 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,091 Yo, but they were together for, like, four years. 142 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,027 Pause. And? 143 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,396 Man, any girl that's dating a professional athlete is 144 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:04,264 in it to win it. 145 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:07,968 That's why you got to hit it before she get it, okay? 146 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,470 Well, yo, yo, check it, man. 147 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:11,171 I don't even have to worry about that, Big Dog, 148 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,372 because I trust Melanie. 149 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,508 It ain't about whether you trust them. 150 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,777 The only kind of trust that matters is a trust deed 151 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:19,312 or a trust fund, you dumb bunny. 152 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,249 But is it dumb to trust the man you love? 153 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:24,652 Is it dumb to believe him when he promises 154 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,520 that he'll be there for you no matter what? 155 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,958 Seriously, I'm asking. 156 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,226 Is it? 157 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:36,129 I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that we may need 158 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,065 to start fitting you for a parachute of your own. 159 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,701 Please, I'll never need rescuing. 160 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:43,036 Oh, good, so you're at least on Derwin's checking account. 161 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:46,306 Uh... 162 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:48,976 The credit cards? 163 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,911 Blockbuster card? 164 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,447 Guys, it's not as bad as it sounds, okay? 165 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:56,416 Even if Derwin and I broke up, which we won't, 166 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,385 he had credit problems in college, 167 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:01,254 so my name's on the lease for the apartment. I'm good. 168 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:04,758 No, what you are is thick, licked, and damn tricked. 169 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:09,062 No, if we ever broke up-- which I reiterate, we won't-- 170 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,598 I'd get the place. 171 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:11,965 And the bill. 172 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,334 How you going to pay $3,000 a month you don't have 173 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,470 and med school, Med School? 174 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:17,705 What am I supposed to call you then? 175 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,306 Trade School? 176 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,141 Well, actually, I don't pay for school. 177 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,644 I'm sort of on the Derwin Davis Scholarship. 178 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:27,180 Please tell me you got that in writing? 179 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,650 Why would I? Who does that? 180 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,251 We do. 181 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,820 We don't like it, but, hey, in this world, 182 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,855 relationships are business. 183 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,857 80% of marriages fail. 184 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,458 And y'all just shacking up. 185 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,694 That percent's got to be in the hundreds. 186 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:43,096 You're exaggerating just to scare me. 187 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,198 No, if I wanted to scare you... I'd do this! 188 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,801 Oh! 189 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:52,305 Look, we women need to protect ourselves. 190 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,974 The guys protect themselves. 191 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,943 Hell, Jason got me to sign a prenup. 192 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,278 Just slipped it in right after sex. 193 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,981 I slipped it in right after sex. 194 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,185 She's like a dude that way. 195 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:08,121 You see all that sneaking that's going on over there? 196 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,723 I can't be bothered with all that. 197 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:13,160 Boy, that's why the only woman to touch my money is my moms. 198 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,462 My mama didn't raise no fool. 199 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,965 I love Malik, but sometime he a damn fool. 200 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,400 That's why I set up the Malik Wright Foundation. 201 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,903 It supports kids with learning disabilities and whatnot... 202 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,538 and me. 203 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,642 What? After all I did for him? 204 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:31,311 I'll be damned he throw Mama out in the cold. 205 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,080 Wow, you two cats are cold. 206 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:35,849 You know what, Melanie's not like that, man. We're good. 207 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,986 The only thing not good is that girl sleeping on my damn couch. 208 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,254 You know what? And since you two got so much advice, 209 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,924 can you advise me on how to get Juvon to take Karen back? 210 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:47,094 (laughter) 211 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,796 Pause it, pause it. 212 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,800 You big dummy. 213 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:56,637 He ain't taking her back. 214 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:57,971 That girl is foul. 215 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,407 Man, every time I see her, I see a woman who will do 216 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,942 anything for some money, 217 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:06,346 with her thong underwear and them tattoos on her ass. 218 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,348 Now give me her number. 219 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,885 You guys think you have Derwin's number, 220 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,353 but he's different. 221 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,989 And I can't ask him to put my name on the account 222 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,691 because of this whole marriage thing. 223 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,594 "Hey, Derwin, I don't want to get married until later, 224 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:21,829 but I want the money now." 225 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,764 He'll think I'm a gold digger. 226 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:27,701 Better than being a ditchdigger when he kick your ass out. 227 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,705 Or you could just marry the guy already. 228 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,207 Kelly! I'm not ready to get married. 229 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,243 And that doesn't solve everything. 230 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,746 It'll solve the problem of you being out on your ass, 231 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,013 like that hard-up heifer Karen. 232 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,382 Do you even know how much money your man has? 233 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:43,851 No, because it doesn't matter. 234 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,619 Derwin and I are forever. 235 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:46,854 Well, you better hope so, 236 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,689 because with all your financial obligations 237 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:51,291 and little snooty attitude and them little frown lines, 238 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,627 you ain't exactly a prize anymore. 239 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:57,164 See, right there, frown lines. 240 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,103 Derwin, I'm home! 241 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,112 Hmm... 242 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:38,071 Oh... 243 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,540 Oh, hey, you're home. 244 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,542 What's up, Boo? All right, talk to me. 245 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:44,912 How'd it go at the Beamers? Is Sleeping Booty off our sofa? 246 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,613 Uh, yeah, tomorrow. 247 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,682 They gave her a plane ticket home. 248 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,684 -That's what's up. -What are you doing? 249 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,185 I'm going to grab an apple. 250 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,922 Wouldn't you rather have sex? 251 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,089 Can't I have both? 252 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,224 (laughs) 253 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:06,433 So, why is my checkbook in the pudding? 254 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,635 Pudding? We have pudding? 255 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,008 Oh! 256 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,276 (laughs) 257 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,544 Mmm. 258 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,613 That's not pudding, it's mousse. 259 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,681 (sighs) 260 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:24,117 Derwin, I'm sorry. 261 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,453 I was just curious about our finances, 262 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,356 but I-I didn't want you to think I was snooping. 263 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,491 Come on, Mel, why didn't you just ask me? 264 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,260 Well, because you were gone. 265 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,863 And you didn't think I was ever coming back? 266 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,131 Well, I don't know. 267 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,466 (sighs) 268 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,234 Um, Karen's totally broke 269 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,236 because Juvon didn't put her name 270 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,704 on any of their accounts. 271 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,473 (scoffing): Well, that's them, Mel. 272 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:50,310 I know, but come to think of it, it's us, too. 273 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:54,181 Baby, my name's not on anything, either. 274 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,383 Um, that's because I thought 275 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:59,019 everything would work itself out once we got married. 276 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,791 Right, I get that. 277 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,926 Yeah. 278 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,929 Would you like me 279 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,764 to put your name on the account? 280 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,767 -Thank you. -All right. 281 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,037 Would you hurry up? 282 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,672 I don't want to be here when Juvon gets back. 283 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,775 Just don't let me forget my cookbooks. 284 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:22,943 You cook? 285 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,711 I was accepted 286 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,780 to the Culinary Institute in Miami. 287 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,483 But guess who got drafted by San Diego? 288 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,319 Yeah, well, you're preaching to the choir. 289 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,988 I sacrificed Johns Hopkins to be here for Derwin. 290 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,724 John Hopkins. 291 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,293 What team does he play for? 292 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,863 Never mind. 293 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:48,501 I gave up everything for this clown. 294 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,970 I'm sorry. 295 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,272 Um, we... 296 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,074 Aren't we just taking your stuff? 297 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,608 We are. 298 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,610 That's my deposit for a new apartment. 299 00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,813 And this is my first year's tuition. 300 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,483 And this is for some shoes, maybe a bag. 301 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:04,684 Karen. 302 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,420 He owes me, Madeline. 303 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,589 It's Melanie. 304 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,993 Mel-a-nie. 305 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,995 Melanie. 306 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,166 -(door opens) -MAN: Let's roll. 307 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,001 DERWIN: Yes, sir. 308 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,635 Yo, man, good lookin' out on the pizza. 309 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:23,937 Yeah, no doubt. 310 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,672 Uh, D, you, uh, want to check in 311 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,607 with your girl before we hit the strip club? 312 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,808 No, man. 313 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,243 Melanie told me to talk to you. 314 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,278 She didn't say where, dog. 315 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,745 Know what I mean? 316 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,647 -(men laughing) -JUVON: That's what I'm talking about. 317 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,049 -I'm gonna get my license. -Yeah. 318 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,852 D, this is exactly the stress-free night I need. 319 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,787 -Mm-hmm. -Strippers. 320 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:41,889 Yes, sir. 321 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,223 JUVON: You see, you never have to worry 322 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,925 about them using you and bouncing. 323 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,527 It's a reciprocal business, my brother, and I likes that. 324 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,197 So that's why you didn't put Karen on your accounts, man? 325 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,464 You thought she'd leave you? 326 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,632 JUVON: D, I'm not about to trick 327 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,667 and slide her in on my account. 328 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,336 How many touchdowns did she score? 329 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,537 None. 330 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,739 So why should I let her get full run of my loot? 331 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,641 -Oh. -Dude, come on. 332 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,911 No matter how lovey- dovey they act, 333 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,845 all they want is our money. 334 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:11,284 Not Mel. All she wants is a clean pair of drawers. 335 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,386 Is this a joke to you? 336 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,055 I... 337 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,723 I mean, does she... does your girl ever talk to you 338 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,225 about what she's sacrificed for you? 339 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,293 Ooh, man, does she. 340 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,328 JUVON: And... 341 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,063 weren't you all supposed to get married? 342 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,332 Uh, nah, well, you know, 343 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,367 uh, Melanie wants to wait a while. 344 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,637 Oh, yeah. 345 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,439 Dude, how do you know she's really in love with you 346 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,142 and not just using you to get to a higher-paid player? 347 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,743 DERWIN: Nah, I don't know, J. 348 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,078 Melanie's not like that, man. 349 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,479 She doesn't even like football. 350 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,514 Oh, well, then what was up with that thing 351 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,716 with her in the newspaper with Trey Wiggs? 352 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,688 Yeah, my manager Irv said the same thing. 353 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,023 Hmm, yeah. 354 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:53,093 Well, now me and Irv said it. 355 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,195 Let's roll. 356 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,431 (door closing) 357 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,768 So, does Derwin have any jewelry? 358 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,771 Not enough to get me back to Johns Hopkins. 359 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,407 That John must have really put it on you, girl. 360 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,183 Hey. 361 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,484 What's up, Boo? 362 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,785 Hey, look what I got. 363 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,421 Mocha-choco-latte. 364 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,356 Yummy. 365 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,492 Um, did you happen 366 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,860 to get it from the place by the bank? 367 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,862 Oh, yeah, the bank. 368 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,532 You know what, baby, I didn't have time to make it over there. 369 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,868 By the time I was finished with Juvon, it was way too late. 370 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,138 Oh, okay. 371 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,540 Well, I guess you can get it tomorrow? 372 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,841 Mmm. 373 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,811 Yo, this ice cream is good as hell. 374 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:47,380 Baby, you need to grab a scoop. 375 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,616 Oh, well, I'll just get a bite of yours. 376 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,118 Boo, I bought a whole pint. 377 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,652 Yeah, but I just want a bite. 378 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,988 Seriously, Mel, I don't want to share. 379 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,126 Well, at least you're being honest about it. 380 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,293 What? 381 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,328 Oh, come on, Derwin. 382 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,695 You didn't go to the bank 383 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,797 because you don't want to put my name on the accounts. 384 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,400 Damn, Mel, I just don't want to share my ice cream. 385 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,901 Oh, don't bother lying, Derwin. 386 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,004 Karen and I were hiding in the hallway 387 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,239 when you and Juvon were having 388 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,074 your sexist little bonding moment. 389 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,875 You don't trust me, do you? 390 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,310 Well, not now that I know 391 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,246 you go around hiding in hallways eavesdropping. 392 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,348 And, Mel, don't put this back on me. 393 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,050 You didn't trust me first. 394 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,184 -No. No. -Or you wouldn't have 395 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,318 been sneaking peeks at my checkbook. 396 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,819 No, no, Derwin, that's not true. 397 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,921 The proof was in the pudding, Mel! 398 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,224 The proof was in the pudding! 399 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,060 It was mousse. 400 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,162 And while we're on the subject, 401 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,897 there's a $50,000 deposit that I knew nothing about. 402 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,466 Where did it come from, Derwin? 403 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,068 Where did it come from? 404 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,170 Oh, I see. You think I'm holding out on you. 405 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,305 Oh, I don't know what to think anymore. 406 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,340 Boo, it was my incentive money for my contract, 407 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,576 which I told you about before I first signed it. 408 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,712 But, you know, you don't listen to me when I'm in front of you. 409 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,081 Only when you're hiding behind walls. 410 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,815 Yeah, well, it wasn't my fault. 411 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:59,519 I had to hide, or you would have known I was helping Karen steal. 412 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:00,887 You were out here stealing? 413 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,389 Woman, you done changed. 414 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,392 No, you've changed, Derwin. 415 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,060 -No. You. No. You, Mel. -No. You. No. You. 416 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,929 -Don't tell me I've changed. -You, yeah, you've changed. 417 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,931 I want everything you stole back, or I'm calling the feds. 418 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,733 Call 'em, and I'll make sure to tell them 419 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,001 where your glaucoma medicine is stashed. 420 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,839 The only thing I took from your sorry ass was my clothes. 421 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,040 She's my witness. 422 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,243 Girl, I know you took my chain. 423 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,945 You're gonna do some real time. 424 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,782 Jail would be way better than living with your cheap ass. 425 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,452 You know, if you had bought me a decent whip, 426 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:33,853 like the turbo-charged Range Rover 427 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,922 with metallic dash that I asked for, 428 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:39,126 instead of that cheap piece of crap that's in the shop now, 429 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,494 I wouldn't have to be riding home with Damon. 430 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,096 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 431 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,265 When did a Beamer become a cheap piece of crap? 432 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,367 And it's only in the shop 'cause you wrecked it 433 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,635 trying to run me over, 434 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,770 talking about I was flirting with the meter maid. 435 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,806 You were! 436 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,409 I know that wasn't a roll of quarters in your pocket! 437 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,910 You know what? Forget all that. 438 00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,912 You took that ride to get at me! 439 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,714 How could you do this to me? 440 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,583 Ain't nobody doing nothing to you. 441 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,319 You are just putting me through all of these... 442 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,190 Are you crying? 443 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,526 (voice breaking): It's just that... 444 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,730 ...you cut me deep, yo. 445 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:21,468 I mean, now what, Damon's going to get a chance to beat it up? 446 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,237 Oh, baby. 447 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:28,040 You know you're the only one I let pound on me. 448 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,547 Hey, okay, you know what? 449 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,216 Thanks for stopping by. 450 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,021 Damn, girl. 451 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,023 Did that booty get bigger overnight? 452 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:48,060 Okay, thanks for stopping by. 453 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,063 I think that booty deserves a new ride. 454 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,999 -Really? -MELANIE: Wait. 455 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,568 That's it? After all this? 456 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,238 Girl, what happened to putting your name on the accounts? 457 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,541 Well, that's all good, but I'm getting me a Rover. 458 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,445 Oh. 459 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,147 Thanks for putting me up... 460 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:11,050 Just get out of my life, and we'll call it even. 461 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,122 Later, dude. 462 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,157 All right, J, be good. 463 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,530 Whoa. 464 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,199 Okay, uh, Boo, I am putting you on the account. 465 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,267 No, don't, Derwin. 466 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,601 -Mel, I... -Derwin, we're fine. 467 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,036 Just like we were fine 468 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,871 before these two landed in our lives. 469 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,105 No, baby, I'm gonna do it, all right? 470 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,674 'Cause I do not want to end up like them. 471 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,108 Derwin, we won't. 472 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,445 I'm not going to let this world keep messing with us. 473 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,713 We know who and what we are to each other, 474 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,182 and what our goals are. 475 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,452 Derwin, I didn't ask you to put me on the accounts 476 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,054 when I decided to move here to be with you, 477 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,889 and I don't need to do it now. 478 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,225 I'm fine. 479 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,126 We're fine. 480 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,496 All right, but if you ever change your mind, baby, 481 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,065 you got to come out and let me know, all right? 482 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,233 'Cause from this point on, 483 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,901 everything is gonna be on the up-and-up. 484 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,069 Okay. 485 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,704 Mm. 486 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:09,242 So, um, at the strip club, did you get a lap dance? 487 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:16,015 Hey, Mel, you know, let's start this from tomorrow. 488 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,049 Mm-hmm. 489 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,718 Okay? It's just a cleaner start. 490 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,353 It's a cleaner start.