1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:04,538 (door opens, closes) 2 00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:06,040 Derwin, what are you doing in here? 3 00:00:06,074 --> 00:00:08,509 You know I'm trying to study. 4 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,644 Melanie, ain't nobody thinking about you-- do your work. 5 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:13,214 I'll just grab something out of the bathroom real quick. 6 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,382 Sorry. 7 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:16,517 Didn't mean to jump down your throat. 8 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:17,585 (sighs) 9 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,253 Yeah, baby, you know, it's cool. 10 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:23,224 Baby, it's just I can't have any distractions. 11 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,427 Well, um... 12 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,596 is there anything I could do to help? 13 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,264 Thanks, but... 14 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:31,665 (laughs) 15 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,367 -Derwin? -Yes? 16 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:35,369 How am I supposed to stay focused 17 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:36,704 with you flaunting your junk all around? 18 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:37,938 Huh? 19 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:41,409 What happened to supporting me in my scholastic endeavors? 20 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,244 But I'm bored, Boo. 21 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,579 It's the off-season-- I got nothing to do. 22 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:46,780 I-I need some structure. 23 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:49,150 Okay, well, then go work out. 24 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:51,285 I already did. Can't you tell? 25 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:53,354 -(grunting) -All right, Derwin, 26 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,089 Derwin, out, out. 27 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:56,524 -Mel... -I have to study. 28 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,460 ANNOUNCER VOICE: Alexander with the carry. 29 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:00,728 No gain. 30 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,596 (smacks through teeth) 31 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:03,864 (sighs) 32 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,167 (video game turns off) 33 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,935 (phone rings) 34 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,707 (ringing continues) 35 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:20,514 -(ringing continues) -(sighs) 36 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:22,316 (ringing stops) 37 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:27,821 (brief electronic melody plays) 38 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,505 (electronic melody plays) 39 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:51,745 (chuckles) 40 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,847 (chuckling): Cooties. 41 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,468 Morning, babe. 42 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:16,470 -Hey. -Where's Brittany? 43 00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:17,738 She traded up. 44 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:21,475 It was all me till Kimmy called with promises 45 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,377 of cupcakes and dress-up dollies. 46 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:26,747 Kimmy's a little bitch. 47 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,282 (laughing): Come on, now. 48 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,783 You can't get your feelings hurt 49 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,753 every time your baby wants to hang out with her friends. 50 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,322 I think we need a new one. 51 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,456 A new friend for Brittany? 52 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,391 Nope, a new baby. 53 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:38,626 Since when? 54 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,661 I've been thinking about it, for a while. 55 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:43,564 I mean, Brittany's great and everything, it's just... 56 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,399 I don't know-- she's started wearing dresses, 57 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:46,934 she doesn't like playing ball anymore, 58 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,370 she stopped laughing at my fart jokes-- 59 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:50,938 she's turning into a girl. 60 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:52,406 So? 61 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,508 So wouldn't it be great to have a boy? 62 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,510 Then we'd have a matching set. 63 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:57,711 Look, I know, 64 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,713 I know, I was the one who said 65 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,315 we couldn't afford another kid, but... 66 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,916 come on, don't you miss a... 67 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,785 warm body sleeping between us? 68 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:06,687 Ooh, us seeing that first smile, 69 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,289 watch them take that first step? 70 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,291 And cleaning up that exploding diarrhea. 71 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,693 No, I don't remember that. 72 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:15,829 Driving around all afternoon just so she'd take a nap? 73 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:18,299 Mm... no, nothing. 74 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,733 Huh. 75 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:22,436 Maybe you don't remember that because you weren't there. 76 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:23,704 I know, I know. 77 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,474 But hey, hey, I did get you that economy car 78 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:27,908 with the good gas mileage. 79 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,910 Plus, things are different now. 80 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,712 Back then I was all stressed out 81 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,514 about securing my place on the team. 82 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,317 Now I could pitch in a little more... 83 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:38,586 if it's a boy. 84 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:41,989 Well... you know what they say you're supposed to do 85 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:44,925 -if you want a boy. -Mmm. 86 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,360 Mmm. 87 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,429 Let's go upstairs and you can show me. 88 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:49,663 -(phone ringing) -Rook! 89 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:50,798 You're blowing up again, boy. 90 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,433 Turn this damn thing off. 91 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,967 Yo, toss it to me. 92 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,736 (ringing continues) 93 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,738 Please? 94 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,741 Okay, pretty please? 95 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,712 (ringing continues) 96 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,046 Drew Sidora? 97 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,482 Is this my Drew Sidora? 98 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:09,950 Oh-ho-ho, rookie. 99 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,052 -I thought that was over. -Over? 100 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,487 When did it start? 101 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:16,023 Yo, yo, yo, there is nothing going on, all right? 102 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:17,725 She's on the road, so we text each other 103 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,760 once in a while-- no big deal. 104 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,629 A joke here, a recipe there. 105 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,731 (mockingly): Joke here, recipe there. 106 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,699 What the hell is going on, boy? 107 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:26,800 Nothing, Malik, damn. 108 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:27,801 Does your girl know? 109 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,703 There is nothing to know. 110 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:32,740 Oh, oh, why, 'cause she's not a foodie like you and Drew? 111 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,075 Now you're doing foodie calls with my girl, too? 112 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:39,447 Okay, Malik, Drew does not like you. 113 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,582 And she only likes me as a friend. 114 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,517 And the only reason why Melanie doesn't know 115 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,519 is because I couldn't get her all worked up 116 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,755 over something that's not even a thing, you dig? 117 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,690 -(phone ringing) -Yeah, yeah, yeah, we dig. 118 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:52,059 But, uh, that sound you're hearing, that's the fuse 119 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,928 to the bomb that's gonna blow up in your face. 120 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,097 (ringing continues) 121 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:00,334 I hope you realize what a great space this is 122 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,903 and how lucky you'd be to hang your shingle... 123 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,639 All right, save the phony sales pitch for the rubes. 124 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,708 -Let's get to the price. -Six a month. 125 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:08,776 I'll give you five. 126 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:09,777 Six is the price. 127 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,480 Take it... or leave it, honey. 128 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:14,815 Did you... 129 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,684 Did he just "honey" me? 130 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,620 -Yes, he did. -Uh! Uh-uh, okay, you know what? 131 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,088 I'm gonna leave it, okay? 132 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,756 And you can slither back to your boss 133 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,425 and tell him there's no sale. 134 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,093 Even though I know your boss know-- 135 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,561 hell, your dog even know-- 136 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:29,062 that at that price, this place is gonna stay empty 137 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,131 for at least another three months. 138 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,866 Come on, Kelly. 139 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,503 Fine. 140 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:37,938 (sighs) 141 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:40,541 -Five it is. -(clucks tongue) 142 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,976 Sorry I had to bring the dog into it. 143 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:46,380 This isn't my dog, it's my wife's. 144 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:51,485 (suppressed laughing) 145 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:54,422 I'll go do the paperwork. 146 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:56,890 (squealing) 147 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,526 Wow, that was so cool! 148 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,528 Watching you nail him to the wall. 149 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,062 You're awesome! 150 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,163 I know, I know. 151 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,132 But I don't have time to celebrate. 152 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,435 Girl, I need furniture, phone lines, 153 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,570 an assistant, some snacks... 154 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:10,638 Hire me. 155 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:13,073 As what, my senior VP of "Never Had a Real Job"? 156 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,041 (laughs) 157 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:16,710 Girl, please. 158 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:17,711 Wait, and I thought you were trying 159 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,647 to have a second child so you could show off 160 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,150 another baby with the same last name and whatnot. 161 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,752 Why can't I do both? 162 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,020 I can have a fancy business suit, a briefcase, 163 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,522 one of those baby backpacks. 164 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:31,492 I can have it all, just like Kelly Ripa. 165 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:32,626 Mm, let you tell it. 166 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:33,627 (laughs) 167 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:34,928 Look, I'm sorry, Kelly, 168 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,765 this may not be politically correct to say, 169 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,768 but, honey, nobody wants to hire a pregnant woman. 170 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,636 'Cause I'll tell you now, Tasha Mack Management 171 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,037 only gives five sick days a year. 172 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,773 And you could spend most of that time 173 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:48,442 with your morning sickness and all, but what you gonna do when 174 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:49,843 -you need a few days on top of that? -I... 175 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:51,479 Nothing. 176 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,682 'Cause I will fire you. 177 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:55,949 That's not fair. 178 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:58,118 You worked when you were pregnant with Malik. 179 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:01,722 I know, and now I understand why I kept getting fired. 180 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,056 Just give me a chance. 181 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,459 You're the one that's been telling me all season 182 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:06,860 that I need to be independent. 183 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:09,062 And now Jason's telling me he wants another baby. 184 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:12,600 If I could just do both, I could make everybody happy. 185 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:15,202 Well, what's gonna make you happy, Kelly Pitts? 186 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,571 Calorie-free Chardonnay? 187 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:19,640 You're avoiding. 188 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,675 Come on, answer the question. 189 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,911 Just... okay, give me a minute. 190 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:24,912 (grunts sharply) 191 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,213 You don't know what you want? 192 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:27,615 I know! 193 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,650 You know what Tasha Mack thinks? 194 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,620 Tasha Mack thinks you're not ready for another baby. 195 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,524 Hmm? 196 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,762 -Jason? -Hey, Kel! 197 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,665 Come here. What do you think? What do you think? 198 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:47,801 If it's a boy, Jerry Rice Pitts. 199 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:51,104 If it's twins, Jerry and Gerry Rice Pitts-- 200 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:54,542 ah-- one with a "J," the other with a "G." 201 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,777 -I like both of those... -Okay. 202 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,912 ...when we eventually have a baby. 203 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,848 What do you mean, eventually? 204 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,916 I got a job! 205 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:06,920 I am officially the executive assistant to Tasha Mack 206 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,857 of Tasha Mack Management. 207 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,559 (laughs) 208 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:15,896 You got a job. 209 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,665 What the hell's going on? 210 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,733 I thought we were gonna have another baby. 211 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,969 We can, right after I climb the corporate ladder. 212 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,271 Shouldn't take long-- there's only two of us there. 213 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:27,675 God, just seeing Tasha do her thing today 214 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,743 inspired me to want to try something new. 215 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:30,878 Plus, Tasha always said 216 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:33,746 making my own money would be great for my self-esteem. 217 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:36,750 She also said that taking risks is the spice of life. 218 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,751 And I have been a bit bland lately. 219 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:40,320 -Then she reminded me that... -What, that 220 00:08:40,352 --> 00:08:42,155 she couldn't get a man till she was 40? 221 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,657 Where the hell does she get off 222 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:44,958 telling you not to have another baby? 223 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,026 No. 224 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,796 Deciding not to have a baby right now was all me. 225 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,864 I just really want to try this, 226 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:53,801 so please, don't fight with me about it. 227 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,736 Okay, fine. 228 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,772 I am not gonna fight with you. 229 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,641 -This is your problem. -You better back the hell up. 230 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,676 -This is your problem. -You better back the hell up, okay? 231 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,111 Okay? 'Cause your problem is with Kelly. 232 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,913 Me and Kelly were fine 233 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,715 till you stuck your ghetto ass in our business. 234 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:10,083 You know what, I'm glad you know where I'm from. 235 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:13,253 -So you know I will bust you in your throat! -Oh... 236 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,755 Oh, you're awfully brave 237 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,024 with that new fighting Indian hair in your weave. 238 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,692 -Okay. -But I'm warning you, 239 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,360 you stay out of my business, Cochise! 240 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,895 I'm not in your business. 241 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,731 Have you lost your damn mind, boy? 242 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,799 Coming up in my house, hollering at my ma? 243 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,601 Don't get yourself popped, fool. 244 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,637 Whatever. Just tell your mother, 245 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,238 stay out of my bedroom. 246 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,373 Negro, you might not see the inside of your bedroom 247 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,843 if you don't get your bobblehead ass out of my house. 248 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,177 Malik, if you just... 249 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,379 -(overlapping arguing) -What, what, what? 250 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,682 -Get your hand down. -Hey, yo! 251 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:42,683 What, what? 252 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,652 -What? -What?! 253 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,887 -You know fat meat is greasy! -Hmm. 254 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,225 (door opens) 255 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,961 -(door closes) -And you. 256 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:56,096 What the hell you doing in that man's bedroom, Ma? 257 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:59,099 He thinks I got something to do with Kelly not wanting to have 258 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,635 another one of his Mardi-Gras- puppet-headed babies! 259 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:04,171 -And why does he think that? -I don't know. 260 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,973 'Cause he crazy. 261 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,375 And I gave her a job. 262 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:12,846 And maybe some advice about not having a baby. 263 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,849 What? 264 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,117 I knew this was gonna happen. 265 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,686 What? 266 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,854 You caught feelings for Kelly, didn't you? 267 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,656 -No. -Ma, you joined the Sunbeams 268 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:25,258 to help keep track of what's going on with everybody, 269 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,760 their business deals and such, 270 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,730 not to be gabbing it up making new girlfriends. 271 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,700 Okay, okay, Malik, you smoked me out. 272 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,668 She's my friend. 273 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,737 But I didn't mean for it to happen. 274 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,305 I mean, she's like a little puppy... 275 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:39,272 nipping at your heels. 276 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,342 If you don't put it down in the first few days, 277 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,377 you end up loving it. 278 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:45,746 (chuckles) 279 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,815 I know, but you got to cut her loose. 280 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,182 Yes. 281 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,884 I can't have beef with my main receiver 282 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,285 over some stuff like this, Ma. 283 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,153 All right? 284 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,055 Now, you know this can affect our play. 285 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:58,025 And nothing is more important than us winning. 286 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,427 You're right. 287 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,262 I'm sorry. 288 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,296 (chuckles) 289 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,733 I'll can her ass tomorrow. 290 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,770 (sighs) 291 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:14,107 Remind Kelly... to buy pink slips. 292 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,779 -(door opens) -Be strong, Tasha Mack. 293 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,147 Emotional walls, 294 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,450 girl, emotional walls. 295 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,754 You're late. 296 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,390 You said be here at 9:00. 297 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,259 It's 9:00. 298 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:35,796 Kelly, in the corporate world, if you're early, you're on time. 299 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,197 If you're on time, you're late. 300 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,768 And if you're late, don't even bother showing up. 301 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,202 Technically, I'm early, 302 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,971 because I stopped at the stationery store 303 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,472 to pick up office supplies. 304 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:48,475 I don't need your excuses. 305 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,879 Now, it's a poor carpenter who blames his tools. 306 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,814 Wow, I guess you won't be needing 307 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,849 this business phrase book I bought you. 308 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,219 I'll go make coffee. 309 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,855 Uh-uh-uh! 310 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,925 I know you are not wearing tennis shoes in here. 311 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,294 I specifically laid out the dress code. 312 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,763 And I specifically followed it. 313 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:12,132 These are my in-the-office shoes 314 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,835 and these... are my happy-hour shoes. 315 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,404 You know, in case we seal a deal or something. 316 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:23,310 Kelly, I-I really don't think 317 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,112 you've taken this job seriously. 318 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,847 I mean, maybe you'd be more comfortable 319 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,248 working at a shoe store. 320 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,851 Or a cocktail lounge. 321 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,252 Tasha, what's going on? 322 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,187 Are you in the middle of a hormone surge? 323 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,189 Because they have these patches that are great... 324 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,525 Are you in the middle of a blonde blip? 325 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,260 Don't talk to your boss like that. 326 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,295 I'm sorry. 327 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,331 I guess I'm just having first-day jitters. 328 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,434 This is my first professional job. 329 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,570 I mean, I was a professional cheerleader, 330 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,340 but that doesn't get you the respect that you might think. 331 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,543 So I am so happy 332 00:12:56,576 --> 00:13:00,380 that a powerful, inspirational businesswoman like you 333 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,283 saw something in me worth taking a chance on. 334 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:06,253 And nothing is going to stop me from proving you right. 335 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,857 Not the butterflies in my belly, not your raging hormones, 336 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:10,991 not the fact that I'm white 337 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,360 and you hate white people. 338 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,562 Nothing. 339 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,998 Okay? 340 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,133 Kelly, hey. 341 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,501 Ephraim! 342 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,303 Oh, good, you found us. 343 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,272 You gave me perfect directions. 344 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,373 How's Reneece? 345 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,407 She's good. 346 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,541 Spending all my money, though. 347 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:31,912 Well, here's the woman who's going to help you make more. 348 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,981 Tasha Mack, Ephraim Salaam of... 349 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,282 Houston Texans. 350 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,449 I like that. 351 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,384 I know who you are. 352 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,452 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too. 353 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,189 Uh, Kelly, can you show him into my office? 354 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,623 -I'll be just a minute. -Yeah. 355 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,559 I ordered you a soy mocha half caff latte. 356 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,261 I'm liking this place already. 357 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,236 (line ringing) 358 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,237 MALIK: Yeah, Ma. 359 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,405 Hey, Malik. 360 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,007 What up, Ma? 361 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:04,344 Look, Operation Fire White Girl is dead. 362 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,478 What?! 363 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,315 Ma... I already told Jason the situation was handled. 364 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,517 Look, I don't care what you told him. 365 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,220 I'm a strong, inspirational woman. 366 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:16,589 I'm not going to be a part of keeping another woman down. 367 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,359 Wha... so... what does that have to do with anything, Ma? 368 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,627 (groans loudly) 369 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,462 (Kelly clears throat) 370 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,431 I talked you up to him. 371 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,034 Knock him dead. 372 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,936 Thank you. 373 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,971 You're doing a great job, Kelly. 374 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,239 Keep up the good work. 375 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,142 Since I'm doing so great, 376 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:38,511 maybe we could talk about my benefits package. 377 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,048 Way ahead of you. 378 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,015 Hmm? 379 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,686 You're giving me a company car? 380 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,256 Better. 381 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,091 Key to the bathroom. 382 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,092 Hmm? 383 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,126 Hmm? 384 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,627 Live it up, girl. 385 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,664 Ephraim. 386 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,305 All right, I hear you. 387 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,541 Well, have Ms. Sidora call when hell unfreezes, okay? 388 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,144 Thanks. 389 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,080 Damn! 390 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,481 Plan "B." 391 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,483 Women love poetry. 392 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,318 Let's send her a text. 393 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,255 "My delicious 'D.' 394 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,659 "Where is the love, girl? 395 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,629 "You know you want a taste of this brown chocolate truffle. 396 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,731 "And in case you didn't know, 397 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,534 "truffles is hella expensive. 398 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,003 "So you better hurry up, 399 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,570 "girl, 'cause I'm like a bottle of Dom 400 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,339 "that's been left open. 401 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,109 "You don't want me to go flat. 402 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,278 Star QB, out." 403 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,246 Send it. 404 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,181 Ain't no way she gonna ice me on this one. 405 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,350 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's practically Shakespeare. 406 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,352 Exactly. 407 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,520 That's what I'm saying. 408 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,654 She know she want me, man. 409 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,623 I don't know why she playing hard to get. 410 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,091 -(electronic melody) -Oh, here. 411 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,226 She hit you right back. 412 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,461 That's what I thought. 413 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,196 "Save your thumbs. 414 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,331 "I'm not interested in your lies. 415 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,733 I'm occupied with a real man." 416 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,668 (laughing) 417 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,770 Wow, that's chilly, man. 418 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,506 Drew, Drew, Drew, baby girl, 419 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,109 you obviously know nothing about horror movies. 420 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,610 This guy is not the killer. 421 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,679 It's never this guy. 422 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:20,747 Okay. 423 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,416 Well, if you hate blood, you better close your eyes 424 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,618 'cause here comes the chainsaw! 425 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,088 -(buzzing on TV) -Hey, Boo. 426 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:31,358 -(screaming on TV) -Hey, let me call you back. 427 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,492 What's up, Boo? 428 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,593 Hi. 429 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,295 Oh, baby, you didn't have to hang up. 430 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,429 I could have brought that in. 431 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,631 Oh, it's okay, it was just Jason. 432 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,233 Again? 433 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:43,536 Yeah, apparently he's real needy in the off-season. 434 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,637 Hmm. 435 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:45,672 (cell phone trills) 436 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,107 Oh, you're getting a text. 437 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:51,511 (amplified heartbeat) 438 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,717 No...! 439 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,523 Thanks, babe. 440 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,657 Don't you even want to know who it is? 441 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,095 The only person I want to talk to 442 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,462 is right here in front of me. 443 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,698 Oh, baby. 444 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,367 You're so sweet. 445 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:21,040 Oh, babe... that smells so good. 446 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,344 You are so sweet 447 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,614 to know that I would not feel like cooking tonight. 448 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,682 Thought it might cushion the blow a bit. 449 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,084 Yeah, today was tough. 450 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,119 God, having a job 451 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:35,088 works a whole different muscle group than Pilates. 452 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,390 Yeah, well, it's all behind you now. 453 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,326 Yeah, until tomorrow. 454 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,560 You wouldn't believe our work schedule. 455 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,595 Whoa, wait, whoa, tomorrow, what? 456 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,164 I thought today was your last day. 457 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,565 Why would you think that? 458 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,436 'Cause Malik promised me Tasha would fire you. 459 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,704 Fire me? 460 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,341 Unbelievable. 461 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,309 So I stand up to you, 462 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:59,746 and you go behind my back and try to sabotage me? 463 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,714 That really sucks, Jason. 464 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,184 No, what sucks is that since she didn't fire you, 465 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,452 now you have to quit. 466 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,554 Which means you can't collect unemployment. 467 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,591 I'm not quitting. 468 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,427 I'm a great assistant. 469 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,296 And for the first time in my life, 470 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,498 I wasn't Mrs. Pitts or Mommy, 471 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,168 I was Kelly-Get-Your-Ass-In-Here. 472 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,870 And it felt good. 473 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,772 Kel, what the hell is going on? 474 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,707 A year ago, you would've jumped at the chance 475 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,575 to have another baby. 476 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,610 Yeah, and a month ago, you promised me 477 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,445 that you would stop trying to control me. 478 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,181 You said you were going to change. 479 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,748 I have... I have. I've changed. 480 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,750 I've been more open, been more honest, more supportive. 481 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,220 I'm wearing a damn apron. 482 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,889 I've been all that crap you wanted me to be. 483 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:46,526 Until now, Backstabby McStabberton. 484 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,528 Yeah, 'cause now you're changing, baby. 485 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,497 You know I don't like change... 486 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,664 except loose change. 487 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,333 You know when you're stepping off the curb 488 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,202 and you think it might be a gum wrapper, 489 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,503 but, oh, it's a dime. 490 00:18:56,536 --> 00:19:00,240 That's, uh... yeah, that's a good day. 491 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,841 -Jason. -Hmm? 492 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,310 -Come back. -I'm sorry. 493 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,178 I was... I'm sorry. 494 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,380 Listen, I know it's scary 495 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,882 when you think that someone you love is changing. 496 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,552 But remember the first time you tried Kobe beef? 497 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,786 You loved it. 498 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,524 But did that stop you from going back to day-old rump roast? 499 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,458 No. 500 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:23,263 Because a part of you will always be cheap. 501 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:26,666 Just like I will always be the Kelly that you married. 502 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:31,504 And nothing and no one is going to stop me 503 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:35,675 from having another one of your Mardi-Gras-puppet-head babies. 504 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,212 But right now, 505 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:42,649 I need to find out who Kelly Pitts is 506 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,285 outside of this house. 507 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,788 All right, fine. 508 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,358 If that's what you need to do, I... 509 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,692 I won't try and stop you again. 510 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,395 -Thank you. -All right. 511 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:01,601 But you got to promise me the minute you get this 512 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,303 independent woman thing out of your system, 513 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,805 we're gonna have another baby-- maybe two. 514 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,574 -I promise. -All right. 515 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:09,942 I don't want you bringing any 516 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:13,446 of Tasha's black sass home with you, either. 517 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,415 Maybe in the bedroom, but that's it.