1 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:04,471 (laughter) 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:06,340 Michael Jackson's fingertips. 3 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:09,843 MALIK: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 4 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:11,179 Listen up, y'all. 5 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:12,480 Listen, listen. Seriously. 6 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:15,183 Now I know we didn't get as far 7 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:16,484 as we wanted to this season, but, y'all, 8 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:17,751 we still had a damn good year. 9 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,487 (all agreeing) 10 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:20,421 Right? 11 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,022 And next year, we all going to have rings. 12 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,591 Oh! 13 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,893 Well, except those y'all who get cut... 14 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:30,098 or fail your drug test or get stabbed by your baby's mama. 15 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:31,165 (laughing) 16 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,366 I'm just saying. 17 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:34,268 Tomorrow's not promised, y'all. 18 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:36,370 But my $40 million contract is! 19 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:40,974 No, seriously, y'all. 20 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,144 Tonight, dinner's on me. 21 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:44,745 (cheering and applause) 22 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,614 JASON: I don't mean to steal your thunder, dude, 23 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,749 but the bill's been taken care of. 24 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:52,420 By who? 25 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,222 By my man. 26 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:57,525 Oh, we better check outside for raining frogs, 27 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,727 'cause this may be the apocalypse. 28 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,229 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,431 I'm aware I have a certain reputation 30 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:06,200 for being fiscally responsible. 31 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,735 -Tightwad. -Cheap. 32 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,870 ALL: Cheap. 33 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:12,273 All right, all right, I know, I know, I know, 34 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,375 and I'm proud of it. 35 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:19,280 But somebody made me realize that every once in a while 36 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:20,814 it's nice to show a little appreciation. 37 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,650 Personally, I would have appreciated it 38 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:25,719 if some of you hadn't ordered double desserts-- Bob. 39 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:27,054 Sabers! 40 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:29,723 ALL: Sabers! 41 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,692 All right... 42 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:35,062 Before we wrap this up, 43 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:36,797 I got a little presentation to make. 44 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:39,867 The first annual... (imitates fanfare) 45 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,135 Pittsey Awards. 46 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,803 Yes, yes. 47 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:43,904 honoring individuals 48 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:48,075 for outstanding achievement both on and off the field. 49 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,744 First up... 50 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:51,945 to the rookie 51 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:54,348 who went from head up his ass 52 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:55,716 to tearing up the grass. 53 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,786 The "Drop It Like It's Hot" Award goes to... 54 00:01:58,852 --> 00:01:59,953 Derwin Dav...? 55 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,021 Is there a Derwin? 56 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:02,055 Right here. 57 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,326 (imitates dog barking) 58 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:11,332 That's my man, that's my man. 59 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,302 First of all, I'd like to thank God 60 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,604 for making all things possible. 61 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,772 Big ups, G. 62 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:22,476 And to the girl I couldn't have done this without. 63 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,111 Dionne. Where she at? 64 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,079 I'm just playing, Mel. 65 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,650 Yeah, it's all kicks and giggles until somebody gets shot. 66 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,084 Yeah. 67 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,187 DERWIN: No, but seriously, seriously, seriously... 68 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:36,257 Thanks for making me shine, Boo. 69 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,691 Yeah, yeah, enough of that, okay. 70 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:41,829 Oh, "The Most Likely to Cry at the Drop of a Hat" Award-- 71 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,565 Bob, you're up, my man. 72 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:47,501 Bobby! 73 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:53,407 Oh, oh, and now for a very special award. 74 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:57,311 "The Most Likely to Open For Kevin Federline" Award... 75 00:02:57,378 --> 00:03:01,715 goes to our M.C.Q.B. Malik Wright! 76 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,752 Yeah, yeah. 77 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:05,853 Okay. 78 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,054 When I'm a real rapper, 79 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,457 I'm gonna have Melanie come back and shoot all y'all. 80 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,726 (ring tone playing hip-hop) 81 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:15,496 Who 'dis? 82 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:18,131 Babe, you're a hit. 83 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,834 You were right-- I should have done this a long time ago. 84 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:23,771 Don't you feel like king and queen of prom night? 85 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:27,508 I will once I get you in the back of that limo. 86 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:29,843 Hey, y'all, guess what superstar quarterback 87 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,845 gonna be getting his lei on in Hawaii? 88 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,648 I made the All-Star Game... again! 89 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:35,783 (cheering) 90 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:42,656 Yeah, boy! 91 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:46,594 (ring tone playing "Moon River") 92 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,696 I bet that's your agent with your call. 93 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,464 Yep. 94 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,865 Hang on a second, Bernie. 95 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,234 Uh, bottles of Dom for everyone. 96 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:55,769 Oh, I must be drunk. 97 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:58,105 You know what, I'm gonna put it on speakerphone 98 00:03:58,171 --> 00:03:59,540 so you can hear what you have 99 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:00,974 to look forward to someday, rookie. 100 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:03,043 Go ahead, Bernie. 101 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,346 Yeah, bad news, J. 102 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:08,782 You didn't make the All-Star Game this year. 103 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:16,656 (muffled laugh) 104 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:22,696 Wow, J, that speaker is really clear. 105 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,698 What kind of phone is that? 106 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,578 Relax, Kel, they obviously counted the votes wrong. 107 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:38,846 Can't get a presidential election right. 108 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,981 You think they can't mess up an All-Star Game? 109 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:41,949 I'll have Bernie call 110 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,584 the Commissioner's office in the morning, 111 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,152 get it all straightened out. 112 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:46,887 I'm sure you're right, babe. 113 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,056 But in the off chance you didn't make it 114 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,591 because voters, you know, 115 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,526 completely lost their minds or something, 116 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:53,961 you want to talk about it? 117 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:56,464 I've made it the last six years in a row. 118 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:59,266 I had a great season. Nothing to talk about. 119 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,068 Except how much fun you, me and Brittany 120 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,069 are going to have in Hawaii. 121 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,137 And this year we're going to do it up right. 122 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:05,839 Instead of flying straight home right after the game, 123 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,475 we're going to have us a real family vacation, 124 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:11,679 stay the whole weekend, huh, hmm? 125 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,347 (laughing) 126 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:14,348 You coming up? 127 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,549 In a sec. 128 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:18,018 I just need to add "bikini wax" to my to-do list. 129 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,488 Oh, me, too. 130 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,663 Tasha. 131 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:30,964 TASHA: Hey, girl. 132 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:31,965 He still in denial? 133 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:32,966 Totally. 134 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,134 I don't know what to do. 135 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:36,837 He's convinced it's a clerical error. 136 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:40,408 Well, honey, I'm sorry, me and Malik feel real bad about it. 137 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:46,013 (fireworks exploding) 138 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:48,215 Are you shooting off fireworks? 139 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:50,350 Uh... no. 140 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:52,520 (explosions continue) 141 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,188 What just exploded over my house? 142 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:56,457 Maybe Jason shot himself. 143 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,791 You better go check. 144 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,662 Malik, would you stop celebrating 145 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,531 right over Jason's house. 146 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:04,865 Jason had his day, Ma. 147 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:07,334 This game is for the players the fans want to see. 148 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:09,503 Like your boy. 149 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,672 That's true, baby. 150 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:14,141 -Only the créme de la créme. -Yeah. 151 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,644 And Tasha Mack Management is gonna be there in Hawaii 152 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,647 to skim the créme off the top. 153 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,714 What? 154 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:22,683 You know I've been wanting to get more clients, 155 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:23,917 and this is the perfect opportunity. 156 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:26,186 There'll be so many top athletes in one place, 157 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:29,790 it's going to be like shooting fish in a barrel. 158 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:32,493 Bad way to fish, Ms. Mack. 159 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,327 Uh, Ma, I don't think 160 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,763 you should go this year. 161 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,931 You got a lot to do around here. 162 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:40,568 I still ain't heard about my spot on MTV Cribs 163 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:43,537 or my cameo on CSI. 164 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:44,772 And I got some packages coming. 165 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,607 I need you here to sign for them. 166 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:49,677 Malik, I got a cell phone. 167 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,645 And the Pitts can take your packages. 168 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,581 They ain't going nowhere. 169 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,649 So what's really going on here now? 170 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,586 Tee Tee, you know something? 171 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,623 I don't want you taking on any other clients. 172 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:03,857 It's a conflict of interest. 173 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,093 And you know how out of control selfish I am. 174 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,328 Now, you're just going to have to deal with that. 175 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:10,564 I make the deals around here, 176 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,800 Malik El Debarge Wright. 177 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,836 And that is one that I am not signing off on. 178 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,383 Geez, Kel. 179 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,685 You got the place lit up 180 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,821 like a damn boat show. 181 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,024 Oh, 70 degrees? 182 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,527 If you're that cold, close the refrigerator. 183 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:40,994 -I just opened it. -And why you need 184 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,564 all that light in there? What, you planning on reading? 185 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:50,470 It wasn't a mistake, was it, J? 186 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,773 No, no, it wasn't. 187 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:56,376 The mistake was opening up the voting to the dumb-ass fans. 188 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,045 You're right. 189 00:07:58,111 --> 00:07:58,946 What do they know? 190 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:01,281 Sorry I don't have a sexy end zone dance. 191 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:05,152 Yeah, forget them if they don't get how sexy the robot is. 192 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:10,023 Nobody breaks it and fixes it like you do. 193 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:13,093 Oh, my God-- is that how I look? 194 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,063 Screw the fans. 195 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:19,567 We're going to go on a family vacation anyway. 196 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:23,070 Grand Canyon, Mount Rushmore. 197 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:26,840 I'm sure Brittany would love to tour the wine country. 198 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,809 We're not going on vacation. 199 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:31,945 Kelly, we may never go anywhere again. 200 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,647 I got to regroup, focus on my game 201 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,148 instead of letting you talk me into spending 202 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:38,351 thousands of dollars on vacations and dinners and... 203 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:41,789 store-bought apples. 204 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,691 You're wasting the whole yard out there growing roses. 205 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,726 When was the last time you ate a rose, Kel? 206 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:49,697 Jason, I know you're upset. 207 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:52,600 But try to remember how good you felt last night 208 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,101 celebrating with our friends. 209 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,669 And what the hell were we celebrating? 210 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:56,870 That we didn't make the championship? 211 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:57,971 That we lost the playoffs? 212 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,740 I didn't even play in all the playoffs. 213 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:00,974 I left halfway through a game 214 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,542 to go see you in the hospital. 215 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,912 So what is this, my fault? 216 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,681 It wasn't my robot dance. 217 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,382 What are you saying? 218 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,318 I'm saying no more luxuries around here. 219 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,920 What luxuries? 220 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,487 Wha...? 221 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,023 Bottled water? 222 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,325 No, from now on it's tap. 223 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,593 And speaking of tap, 224 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,461 no more dance lessons for Brittany. 225 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,797 No, she can robot like the rest of us. 226 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,546 This was a great idea. 227 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,915 Yeah, girl, you know how I do. 228 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:45,753 Well, you know how I like to get done. 229 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,621 (egg timer dings) 230 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,122 Oops! Time's up, Mel. 231 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,324 Just-just five more minutes, please. 232 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:54,094 No! I promised I'd help 233 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,263 keep you focused on your studies. 234 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,432 Five minutes? Girl, please. 235 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,434 (knocking on door) 236 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,937 Whoever that is, I'm going to get rid of them. 237 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:08,175 Kelly. Melanie can't play right now. 238 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,277 She has homework. 239 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:13,647 Melanie, I really need to talk to you. 240 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,983 Kelly, did you not hear me? 241 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,852 I haven't had any good gossip all day. 242 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,655 Can't I just get five minutes' worth? 243 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,090 You got three minutes, woman. 244 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,058 Then it's back to the books, Mel. 245 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,895 Hey, uh... 246 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,697 Med School, I need to talk to you. 247 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,064 Kelly Pitts, what are you doing here? 248 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,599 I've been looking all over for you. 249 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,600 I need your advice. 250 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,735 I have been looking for you. 251 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:35,903 I need yours. 252 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:39,339 So wait. Nobody really wanted to talk to me? 253 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,141 Girl, now, you know you're the last resort. 254 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,609 KELLY: Come on. 255 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:45,679 We need wine for this. 256 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,480 Boo, why don't you just put them out? 257 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,350 'Cause it's obvious you're not needed here. 258 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,852 Jason's past denial. 259 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,486 Now he's blaming me. 260 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:54,454 MELANIE: Come on. Please? 261 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:58,158 I think it's really going to be good. 262 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:01,695 Okay, fine. I'm gonna go to the comic book store. 263 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:04,331 But if it's good, you best be sharing. 264 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,799 None of this girlie, Sunbeam, 265 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,335 keep it in the circle, I got my period crap. 266 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,939 I can't go back to living cheap again. 267 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,140 Oh, girl, I'm so tired 268 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,842 of repeating myself. 269 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,210 Okay, now, as usual, you got to stick to your guns. 270 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,746 You can't take one step forward, 271 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:19,980 and then two steps back. 272 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,782 Stop letting that man run your life. 273 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,684 Hell, I'm just going to make you a tape. 274 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,087 So, catch me up. What did I miss? 275 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,655 It'll all be on the tape. 276 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:29,890 So my turn. 277 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,624 I told Malik I wanted to get more clients. 278 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,828 He told me he don't want me to have any other clients but him. 279 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,964 Now, I don't want to lose Malik as a client, 280 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,398 but if I wait until his career 281 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,633 is on the downhill slide like Jason's... 282 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,435 Tasha, too soon. 283 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:43,303 Well, I'm just saying. 284 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,238 Look, if I don't build my business now, 285 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,241 it might be too late for me to even have a career. 286 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,777 What do I do? 287 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,711 -Well... -Wait, wait, wait. 288 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,847 I think I got this one. 289 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,084 No, I've got nothing. 290 00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:00,520 Now you see why we don't come see you? 291 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:01,789 I do. 292 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,924 I really do. 293 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,760 Tasha, you and I are both going to take your advice. 294 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,528 We're going to stick to our guns, 295 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,098 and we're not going to let men run our lives. 296 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,200 Hear! Hear! 297 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,536 And not only that. 298 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,138 We, as women, have to... 299 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,843 Damn! 300 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,779 Just clean up when you're done. 301 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,652 I've seen the light. 302 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:37,057 I am not going back to living in the Dark Ages. 303 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,059 No more rinsing out paper towels 304 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,962 or refrying refried beans. 305 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,764 I am sorry you didn't make the All-Star game, 306 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,767 but I have tasted real crab, 307 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:51,104 and I am done with crab with a "K." 308 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:54,341 I can't be the woman I used to be. 309 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:58,445 And I need you to be the man you were last night. 310 00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,779 (sighs) 311 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,449 Those two people, plus their daughter, 312 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:05,418 need a vacation. 313 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,254 Time together. 314 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,522 To reconnect. 315 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:13,460 Because, if this team falls apart, it will... 316 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,099 Jason... 317 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,838 This isn't just about not making the All-Star game. 318 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,140 Kelly, it's about what that means. 319 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,509 It's the end of my damn career. 320 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,412 -Don't worry, baby. -What am I...? 321 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,982 Without football, what am I going to do? 322 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,053 What am I going to do, Kelly? 323 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,863 It's going to be okay. 324 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,203 If I could just have three more solid years, 325 00:13:56,269 --> 00:14:00,507 I swear I... I could walk away with no regrets. 326 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,110 Sweetie, it's football. 327 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,578 No one knows how long they're going to have. 328 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,813 Yeah, maybe not, but, 329 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,017 at 31, you know, I'm on the downside. 330 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,353 Okay, so maybe you are, 331 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:17,090 But if you start mourning your career before it's over, 332 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,426 you're going to cheat yourself 333 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,562 out of enjoying all the years you have left. 334 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,563 We have left. 335 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,033 Babe, we have to start thinking about the future. 336 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,367 We can't be living like kings. 337 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,236 We got a daughter to put through college. 338 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,771 Retirement. You know how much those retirement homes cost? 339 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,273 With our luck, 340 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,507 we'll probably live to be 80. 341 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,809 Hell, you're white. You'll probably live longer. 342 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,914 Jason, we could live to 180, 343 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,250 and we'd still have plenty of money. 344 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,486 But if... 345 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,955 going back to saving 346 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,923 is going to make you happy, 347 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,725 then that's what we'll do. 348 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,227 Only thing that would make me happy 349 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,363 is if I could play football long enough 350 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,631 to get a ring. I... 351 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,069 Then my career would mean something, you know? 352 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,472 I'd definitely make it to the Hall of Fame. 353 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,175 You may still get those things. 354 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:14,714 But one thing you're sure to have is a family. 355 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,584 Me and Brittany. 356 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:22,322 We're your legacy. 357 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,800 (fireworks exploding) 358 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,935 I hate those guys. 359 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,543 Okay, you're on the list. 360 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:47,347 Magic, Cookie. 361 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,182 All right. 362 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,951 Man, where these people get these names from? 363 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,521 Tee Tee, what the hell? 364 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:55,455 What list? 365 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,789 And where you getting magic cookies? 366 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,692 Oh, it's nothing, man. Don't concern yourself. 367 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:00,693 What? 368 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,030 (phone rings) 369 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,697 Who 'dis? 370 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,669 Michael Vick is RSVPing to what, now? 371 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,971 Yeah, I'll tell him. 372 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:14,574 That's Michael Vick plus one? Cool. 373 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,710 Ma! 374 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,246 Tee Tee, why wouldn't you tell me 375 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,048 Ma's throwing a party in Hawaii? 376 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,983 Look, she made me sign a nondisclosure agreement 377 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,418 with Tasha Mack Management. 378 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,187 I've already said too much. 379 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,323 -Ma? -Hmm? 380 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,592 I told you I didn't want you to go to Hawaii. 381 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,327 Now you're going, and you're throwing a party?! 382 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,563 It's actually more of a luau. 383 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,199 Do you know what nondisclosure means? 384 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:42,202 Yeah, and you spelled it wrong. 385 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,671 Why are you defying me, Ma? 386 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,306 I put my foot down! 387 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,841 Look, I am throwing a party in Hawaii to raise my profile. 388 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,777 Now, I'm sorry you don't want to share me, 389 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,313 but you got to stop being so selfish and grow up. 390 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,283 And if you ever put your foot down like that again, 391 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,885 you better be saving me from a roach. 392 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,620 Ease up on him, Ms. Mack. 393 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,922 There are undercurrents of which you are unaware. 394 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,957 Damn it, Tee Tee, shut up! 395 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:05,958 And mind you own business. 396 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,261 Man, I was just... You know what? 397 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,930 I can't be caught between you two anymore. 398 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,266 It's tearing me apart. 399 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,736 What undercurrents is he referring to, Malik? 400 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,271 Don't make me say it, Ma. 401 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,872 I said, what undercurrents? 402 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,575 Okay. 403 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,042 Look. 404 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,778 Big-name athletes want big-time managers. 405 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,214 They don't want you. 406 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,449 They're going to laugh at you behind your back. 407 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:33,086 So what? Now you don't believe in me? 408 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,255 I do believe in you, Ma. 409 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,557 I just don't want you to get your feelings hurt. 410 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:38,825 Baby. 411 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,895 My water broke at the prom. 412 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:46,666 I have suffered the slings and arrows. 413 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,968 Ma, I'm telling you, if they're dogging you, 414 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,537 I'm going to want to fight them. 415 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,705 Baby, you don't have to fight anybody. 416 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,407 People are always going to laugh at you 417 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,675 when you try and do better. 418 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,279 Oh, like when I took that oil painting class? 419 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:02,149 Don't help me, baby. 420 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,983 Just let Mama talk. 421 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,685 Now, look. 422 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,820 People laughed at me when I was a single mom 423 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,990 telling them that I was going to raise my baby to be a star. 424 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,759 But I did that. 425 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,461 I'm going to do this, too. 426 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:18,798 So all them little haters can kiss my black ass. 427 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,134 Our black ass. 428 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,735 I love you, Ma. 429 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,505 I love you, too, baby. 430 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,810 I wish Daddy could have stopped crying long enough 431 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,346 to come see my game. 432 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,415 As soon as Daddy's allergies clear up, 433 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,417 I'm sure he'll come see all your games. 434 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,419 I thought Daddy was crying because of the All-Star... 435 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,753 Oh, here. Suck on this, honey. 436 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,722 I don't want you getting too dehydrated 437 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,257 after your big game. 438 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:50,096 We don't need the pity eyes, okay? Jason's fine. 439 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,532 Contract year can be stressful. 440 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,133 Not for us. 441 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,602 (horn honks) 442 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,404 Excuse me. You ladies need a ride? 443 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,440 (laughs) 444 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,143 Oh, my God. 445 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,179 You sold the house! 446 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,714 Jason... 447 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:11,584 even when it really is time for us to retire, 448 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,952 I am not... 449 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,854 This, Jason, will never work for me. 450 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:15,955 It's not a retirement home. 451 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:16,989 Okay, you were right. 452 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,260 I need to... I need to forget about football for a while. 453 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,928 And we need to reconnect. 454 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,129 So hop in. 455 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,697 The Pitts are going on vacation. 456 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,532 (horn honks) 457 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,267 But we're not even packed. 458 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,401 Don't worry about it. 459 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,036 We'll hit up an outlet mall on the way. 460 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,404 You can go crazy! 461 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,008 Come on, Brit! 462 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,545 Let's go! 463 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,388 Are you really up for this? 464 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,722 As long as we're together, 465 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,925 I'm up for anything, baby. 466 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,261 Me, too, Daddy? 467 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,595 You bet, Brit Brat. 468 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,763 All right, now, hold tight. 469 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,866 I don't really know how to drive this thing. 470 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,001 So where are we going? 471 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,770 Yellowstone, Yosemite? 472 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,406 Wine country? 473 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,041 I was kind of thinking maybe Canton, Ohio. 474 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,477 Ohio? 475 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,311 Why? 476 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,979 No reason. 477 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,351 KELLY: Wait, isn't the Football Hall of Fame in Canton? 478 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,454 JASON: Is it?