1 00:00:01,902 --> 00:00:03,604 (door closes) 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:05,073 Here's your creatine. 3 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:06,074 Sorry I'm late. 4 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:07,641 Vitamin Barn wasn't open yet, 5 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,577 so I had to run across the border real quick. 6 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,712 It was actually 20 pesos cheaper. 7 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:13,547 Well, way to shop for the bargain, babe, 8 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:16,584 but guess who had to drive Brittany to school. 9 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,052 No one. And you know what they call 10 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,187 a girl without an education? 11 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:20,521 Yeah. Paris Hilton. 12 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:21,455 Jason. 13 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,023 Playoffs, Kel. Get with it. 14 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:26,194 Oh! And what's this? 15 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:28,729 I don't know. 16 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:29,563 Why, it's a confirmation 17 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,199 from The Four Seasons for my parents. 18 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:33,067 Oh, great. They're confirmed. 19 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,702 No, no, not great. I'm not paying for this. 20 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,003 What are you thinking? 21 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,371 Well, I would have pitched a tent for them, 22 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:39,807 but I know how you fuss about the lawn. 23 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:42,510 Come, on Jason, The Four Seasons 24 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,478 is the only place that they like to stay. 25 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,214 Of course it is. My dad's always happier 26 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,515 if he can waste my money. 27 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:49,450 You know, he wanted to fly out here first class. 28 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:50,784 I put a bullet in that quick. 29 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,454 Cancel this-- they're staying here. 30 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:56,724 Babe, you know your mother doesn't like me. 31 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,826 Kel, the woman hasn't liked you for seven years. 32 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,428 What's one more weekend? 33 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,530 The last thing we need during playoffs is to have 34 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:04,265 the person that stresses you out the most, 35 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:06,234 the person who stresses me out the most, 36 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,102 staying in the guest room right next to us. 37 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,103 Well, that's right. 38 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,571 I didn't even think about that. 39 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,306 See, that's why we're a team. 40 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:13,507 So keep The Four Seasons? 41 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,243 Oh, no. Just tidy up the guest room 42 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:16,577 at the end of the hall. 43 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,479 (sighs) 44 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,217 Yeah. 45 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,786 This is basically just a little feather dust. 46 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:27,621 (sighs) 47 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,669 When you said come over for cocktails, 48 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,404 I should have known it was a trap. 49 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:45,038 I would have come to help regardless. 50 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,774 You didn't need a trap. 51 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,009 Eww... Is that a trap? 52 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:51,679 Oh, that's Brittany's ant farm. 53 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:55,416 White folks'll make a pet out of anything. 54 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:59,320 No. No. No-no-no-no-no! 55 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:01,255 What is that, a stain? 56 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:04,992 Oh, great, Jason's mom's gonna see a stain. 57 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,461 A stain will lead to a look, which leads to ridicule, 58 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,229 which leads to judgment, which always leads back 59 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:10,898 to my trailer park upbringing. 60 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,600 You grew up in a trailer park? 61 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:15,703 No. I grew up in a tract house in Reseda. 62 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:18,572 You say that like it's better. 63 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:20,941 It might be. 64 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,210 Girl, just paint over it. 65 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:23,711 TASHA: Oh, and while you at it, 66 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,013 paint over your child's Picasso, too. 67 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,516 What? 68 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:29,417 Oh! 69 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,653 Brittany! Oh, this isn't happening. 70 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,690 Well... I guess we're just gonna have to paint the whole room. 71 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:37,691 We? 72 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:38,692 Ha! 73 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:39,927 Oh, I-I'm sorry. 74 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,495 You must have me confused with the Tasha Mack 75 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:44,097 who jumped in the back of your car at Home Depot. 76 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,366 Tasha! 77 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,335 Kelly! You're not the only one 78 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,237 who has folks coming in for the playoffs. 79 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:50,871 I got Junie and them, P.J., 80 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:54,408 Deshaun, Marquise, DeQuan and Ted. 81 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,109 Until you got to Ted, I didn't know 82 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,745 you were talking about people. 83 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,182 Point is, I'm putting them all up at the hotel 84 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,752 just like you should be doing with Jason's parents. 85 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:07,621 Well, it's moot because Jason wants his parents to stay here. 86 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,857 And once again, you do all the work. 87 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:10,858 I keep telling you. 88 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,960 You need to tell Jason what you want. 89 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,127 I know, I know... 90 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,729 Find your voice, girl. 91 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,398 Find your voice. 92 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:20,568 You guys think I don't try. I do. 93 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,903 He just doesn't seem to hear me. 94 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:23,904 Well, 95 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:24,905 in that case, 96 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,407 find your paint brush. 97 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,942 Find your paint brush. 98 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,045 Can you believe her? 99 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:33,947 I know. 100 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:36,350 This is more of a roller job. 101 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,486 Good luck, girl. 102 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,457 Yo, rook. 103 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,759 -What's up? -Today's your lucky day. 104 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:46,560 I know, man. 105 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:47,861 Making it to the playoffs 106 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,497 my first season in the league-- whoo! 107 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,964 I am truly blessed. 108 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,900 Yeah. Whatever. 109 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,234 I need a practice partner. 110 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:56,970 -Practice for what? -Practice rubbing lotion on my ass. 111 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:59,239 Look, meet me on the field at 10:00 tonight. 112 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,275 Did you say tonight? 113 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,977 Yeah. Is that a problem? 114 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,979 No! No, no. 115 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,415 I'll be there. 116 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:15,423 Hey, you was just kidding about that lotion thing, right? 117 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:23,196 Kel, what... Ooh. 118 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,065 Why'd you get out of bed, baby? 119 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,200 Oh, I'm sorry, babe. 120 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,436 Did I wake you? 121 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:29,603 No. Actually, it's Mr. Peepers. 122 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:32,340 He's, uh, looking for Madame Wu. 123 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:37,110 Jason, I have to get this painting done. 124 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:38,646 Are you speaking for Madame Wu? 125 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:39,647 Mm... 126 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,082 Jason. 127 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:43,484 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 128 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,018 You can finish this tomorrow. 129 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:47,455 Mmm... 130 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:51,091 Mr. Peepers... has spoken. 131 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,760 (Kelly laughs) 132 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,035 (sighs) 133 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,737 Oh, God. 134 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,975 (sighs) 135 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,348 KELLY: You'll be staying here. 136 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,384 I hope you like it. 137 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:20,588 See how we lugging 138 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,222 this stuff up here? 139 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:25,325 That's why God invented limos. 140 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,327 And drivers. 141 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,329 Oh, I didn't mind picking you up. 142 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:30,330 Mmm. 143 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,700 A limo would have been on time. 144 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,334 Sorry. 145 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,703 I had to stop three places 146 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:39,139 to find that favorite barbecue sauce of yours. 147 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,609 Oh, sugar, I am in no mood 148 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,111 for my son's half- price street meat. 149 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,345 And where is Brittany? 150 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:48,081 I'm dying to see my grand-baby. 151 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,183 Brittany? 152 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,185 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 153 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,186 Where is she? 154 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,087 Yeah. 155 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:57,458 She's at her friend Lindsay's house. 156 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,192 Where I arranged with Lindsay's parents, 157 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:02,362 Martha and Max, 158 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,465 wonderful people, who agreed to keep her 159 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:05,733 until I picked her up, 160 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,636 which is what I'm going to go do... now. 161 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,573 I'm really so sorry, Mrs... 162 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,207 I don't get paid enough for this. 163 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,477 Whatever. 164 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:17,478 This is embarrassing. 165 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,312 School ended two hours ago. 166 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,381 I know, baby. Hold on. 167 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:26,954 Can we please just talk about something else? 168 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,022 Well, I'm just saying, it sure is taking her 169 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,758 a long time to find her own child. 170 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:31,925 -Mmm. -At a friend's house. 171 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,694 Now, you know she lost that girl. 172 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,362 Yeah. 173 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:37,565 Got my grandbaby wandering around 174 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,733 -like some Brazilian glue-huffer. -Mom. 175 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,935 You'd think Kelly'd at least be a good mom. 176 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:44,404 She's got nothing else to do. 177 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,839 Not everybody can be you, Mom. 178 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,274 You really set the bar high. 179 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:48,709 THOMAS: Look, boy. 180 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,644 When I won the championship, I didn't have 181 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:51,745 all these distractions. 182 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,280 I mean, I was focused. 183 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:54,882 If Kelly can't handle things around here, 184 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,450 then you ought to hire some help. 185 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,751 JASON: Dad, she doesn't want help! 186 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,553 She likes doing things herself. 187 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:00,588 Well, what was she thinking 188 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,490 putting us in a room full of paint fumes? 189 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,324 -Yeah! -Jason... 190 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:05,358 she's trying to kill us. 191 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,560 -Mom! -Yeah. 192 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:09,963 -Book us a hotel. -No! 193 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:10,764 What?! 194 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:11,765 Well, why don't you have 195 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:12,900 that lazy wife of yours doing it? 196 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,034 She's not doing anything else. 197 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,402 JASON: I'm not paying for a hotel. 198 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:18,606 You can... waste your own money. 199 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:21,241 How you going to tell me how to spend my money? 200 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:23,176 Living in a $4-million-house 201 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:27,014 with cheap-ass wine and gas station toilet paper. 202 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,616 Hey! 203 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:29,650 We're back! 204 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,251 -Hey! -Grandma! Grandpa! 205 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,452 Lookie here. 206 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,454 All right! Ha-ha. 207 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:38,225 MARIA: There's that little cold nose. 208 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,493 (grandparents laughing) 209 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,731 (phone ringing) 210 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:47,868 Hello. 211 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,570 Boy, where the hell you at? 212 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:50,971 We got practice. 213 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,139 Again? 214 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,741 Dawg, it's almost midnight. 215 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,142 Boy, I don't care. 216 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:56,910 Hustle your butt. 217 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,852 Melanie, wake up. 218 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,454 Malik mentioned my butt again. 219 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:08,956 Should I be worried? 220 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:15,963 Jason. 221 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,297 We need to talk. 222 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:22,603 Is the house on fire? 223 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,338 -No, but... -Home invasion? 224 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:28,108 -No. -Somebody dying? 225 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,142 Kind of. 226 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:32,813 Good. Then it can wait till after playoffs. 227 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:33,981 Wait. 228 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,116 Who's dying? 229 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,350 Nobody. 230 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,019 You're right. 231 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:41,922 It can wait until after playoffs. 232 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,062 My room stinks like paint. 233 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:53,601 Well... 234 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:54,935 Get in, sweetie. 235 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,906 We'll have a little slumber party. 236 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:02,475 You know who had a slumber party? Aubrey. 237 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,944 Kelly. 238 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,883 Come on, Brit. 239 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,252 Let's go have our slumber party downstairs. 240 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,721 Yeah! 241 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,329 Good night. 242 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,640 All right, run a skinny post on "yo mama." 243 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,574 Set! Yo mama! 244 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,780 DERWIN: Ow! 245 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:40,914 No, come on, man! 246 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,983 Boy, you gotta get your hands up quicker. 247 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,819 I can't see the cotton-picking lines. 248 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,187 You don't need to see the cotton-picking lines. 249 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,789 All you need to know are the routes, 250 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:49,957 which you should know in your sleep. 251 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,458 Then let me get some sleep, man. 252 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,460 We've been out here every night this week, Malik. 253 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,562 The game's tomorrow. If you don't have it by now, 254 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,897 then you ain't gonna have it. 255 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,799 What you just say, rookie? 256 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,267 You saying I don't have it? 257 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,368 Boy, I got it. 258 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,270 Y'all ain't gonna blame me if we lose tomorrow. 259 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,807 Now, get your narrow ass out there and catch this ball. 260 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,676 Hey, Malik. Whoa, hold on a second. 261 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,043 Is that what this is about? 262 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,112 Huh? You think we're gonna blame you if we lose? 263 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:15,282 Dawg, I ain't up for no Dr. Phil moment. 264 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,017 Go on. 265 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,151 (panting) 266 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,486 Malik, man. 267 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,488 You're one of the best quarterbacks I've ever seen. 268 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,424 All you gotta do tomorrow is go out there and do your thing 269 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:25,693 and we'll win. 270 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,428 And in some small chance we don't, then hell, 271 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,998 we can blame the defense. 272 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,434 Just don't want to let anybody down. 273 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:37,037 You won't. 274 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,908 You're all right, Derwin. 275 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,710 What? 276 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:43,777 You just called me "Derwin." 277 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,378 (laughing) 278 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,446 Yeah. 279 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,648 Now, let's get some sleep. 280 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,801 (sighs) 281 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,704 (moans) 282 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,012 Whoa, Kel, what's going on? 283 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,748 My bag's not ready yet? 284 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:23,050 I told you I wanted to get to the stadium early. 285 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:26,353 You're slipping, baby, you're slipping. 286 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,554 Um! 287 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,723 Did you put this through the blender? 288 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,025 I didn't want to wake Brittany. 289 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,260 Oh, I'm sorry, is Brittany 290 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,195 playing in a football game today? 291 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:38,065 It's teamwork, Kelly, teamwork. 292 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,499 It's the only way this can work. 293 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,500 I can't drink this. 294 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,202 -Sorry. -It's okay. 295 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,570 I'll give you a chance to make it up to me. 296 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:47,775 You can, uh... wear your hair curly to the game for good luck. 297 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,376 That's an all-day project. 298 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,710 I still have to drop 299 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,079 your parents tickets off at their hotel, 300 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,981 get Brittany ready and take her over to Kimmy's 301 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,515 and then I have to come back... 302 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,483 That all sounds great, Kel, 303 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,218 but I need the curls, got to have the curls, 304 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:02,355 can't win without the curls. Can I get the curls? 305 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,590 Curls it is. 306 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,993 Give me one. 307 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,929 Love you. 308 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:21,041 ANNOUNCER: Everyone please rise for the National Anthem. 309 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,575 No, no, no, no, no, no. 310 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,011 No, I'm not there yet. 311 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,948 Sung by song stylist Miss Patti LaBelle. 312 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,382 Oh, thank God. 313 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,885 That'll give me an extra 30 minutes. 314 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,454 The pass is caught by Pitts on the five... 315 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,722 and it's a touchdown! 316 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:36,924 (cheering) 317 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,492 That's my boy. 318 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,428 See how he held 'em off with the shoulder? 319 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,364 I taught him that. That's a Pitts maneuver. 320 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,066 Where's Kelly? I can't believe she's missing this. 321 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,001 I know. It's so not like her. 322 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,970 It's exactly like her 323 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:53,506 to miss the most important day of Jason's life. 324 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,642 No disrespect, Mama Pitts, but the Kelly I know 325 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,310 would go through hell and high water 326 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,245 for that son of yours, 327 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,213 so I don't know who you're talking about. 328 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,282 And you are? 329 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,350 She's Tasha. 330 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,219 And I'm nobody. 331 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,827 (phone ringing) 332 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,462 Oh! 333 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,663 (sobbing) 334 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,666 Tasha, I'm worried. Kelly's not answering. 335 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,002 She probably ran back to white folks. 336 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,171 She can't put up with all this. 337 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:27,374 I think we should go over there. 338 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,376 Maybe you're right. 339 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,480 (phone ringing) 340 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,385 (sobbing) 341 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:46,259 (cheering) 342 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,833 Yo, Pitts. 343 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,368 You're playing good out there. 344 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,236 A couple of things. 345 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,604 Sell that hitch a little harder 346 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,639 -and don't push off, the refs are watching. -Yes, sir. 347 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,574 And oh, yeah, your wife's in the hospital. 348 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:02,775 What? 349 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,111 She's okay-- I don't think 350 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,645 it's anything serious, she just collapsed. 351 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:06,779 What? What? My wife what? 352 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,881 I'll have a car ready for you 353 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:08,882 as soon as the game's over. 354 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,350 Look, don't worry, dawg. 355 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,452 We'll dedicate your next touchdown to Kelly. 356 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,721 I gotta go, dude. 357 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,356 -I gotta go. -No! What the hell are you talking about, man?! 358 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,825 You just going to bitch out on us in the middle of a game? 359 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:19,993 Dawg, this is the playoffs. 360 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,230 Bitch out? We're talking about my wife, Malik. 361 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,132 You do what you got to do, son. 362 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,367 You sure this is what you got to do? 363 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,235 Yeah. 364 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,938 You just gonna walk out, man? 365 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,876 So I've just been riding the rookie's ass 366 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,478 all week for nothing? 367 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:42,549 Can we just please leave my ass out of this? 368 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,218 Too bad, Davis. I was going to put you in for Pitts, 369 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,786 but if you don't want to play... 370 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,021 Oh, hell no! 371 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,257 I mean, Coach, my ass is all yours. 372 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,759 I'm in the game, y'all! 373 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,227 (whoops) 374 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,462 Yeah, Coach! 375 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,068 KELLY: Thank you. 376 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,335 Tash, hand me my clothes. 377 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,471 We might still be able to make the game. 378 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,839 Girl, lay your butt down. You ain't going nowhere. 379 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,041 Kelly... 380 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,043 even though you just had an anxiety attack, 381 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,444 its important for you to stay put 382 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,347 so the doctors can monitor you... stat. 383 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,884 I'm sorry, I just always wanted to say that. 384 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,053 You know what I always wanted to say? 385 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,388 Your husband is an ass... 386 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,322 Tasha! 387 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,124 We said we were going to be constructive. 388 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,193 I don't have time to tiptoe around the issues. 389 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,061 I'm tired of this. 390 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,297 Look, while the nurse was finding your vein, 391 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,033 we made a list of your issues on the back of your EKG, 392 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,701 so you can address them with Jason. 393 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,269 Read it, Tasha. 394 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,637 Number one-- 395 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,606 no more wind-up cars. 396 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,108 Y'all can afford gas. 397 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,475 Number two... 398 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,611 Thanks, guys. 399 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,946 But I know exactly what I'm going to say. 400 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,948 "Jason, I'm hiring a lawyer"? 401 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:53,286 No, I'm going to say, "Jason..." 402 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,656 Hand my my purse. 403 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,562 "Jason... 404 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,832 "I don't mind doing my part for the team..." 405 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,967 Follow the arrows. 406 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,570 "...but I need you to do yours. 407 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,740 When your parents..." 408 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,275 What's that word? 409 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,078 "Crit... criticized." 410 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,079 "...criticized me, 411 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:22,382 "and you didn't... defend me, 412 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:26,253 "I realized you don't appreciate me or anything I do. 413 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,987 And that has to change." 414 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,422 Or I'm going to get a lawyer. 415 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,291 Add that. That's all that's missing. 416 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,263 Jason? 417 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,131 What are you doing here? 418 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,399 What do you mean what am I doing here? 419 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,733 My wife's in a hospital bed. 420 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,802 Forget her. The game's still going on. 421 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:43,703 You left my baby hanging? 422 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,605 Who the hell is he throwing the ball to? 423 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,308 Tasha, Tasha, we'll find a TV outside. 424 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,179 How you feeling? 425 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,348 You really left the game to be with me? 426 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,350 Kel, forget the game. 427 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,453 Well, won't you have to pay a fine? 428 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,589 That's why we save, babe. 429 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:06,126 So moments like this, we can do what's important. 430 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,194 What's important right now 431 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,496 is you getting better. 432 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,631 What's this? 433 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,469 It's not important anymore. 434 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,444 You... you scared me. 435 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,380 I'm glad you're okay. 436 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,085 You are okay, right? 437 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,620 'Cause I won't... I'll... 438 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,422 I'm great. 439 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,990 Good, 'cause we're tired of standing out there. 440 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,261 You are tired of everything today. 441 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,695 Is that Rookie? 442 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,331 -(crowd cheering on TV) -Go, Rookie! 443 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,998 -Go, Derwin! -Go, Rookie! 444 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,033 -Go, Rookie! -Go! Go! Go! 445 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,369 Go, Rookie! Go, Rookie! 446 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,670 And rookie Derwin Davis scores! 447 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:56,509 The Sabers advance to the next round of the playoffs. 448 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,578 Oh, my God. 449 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,415 What?! 450 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,353 How's Kelly doing? 451 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,554 She's better. 452 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,189 She's resting. Mom's up there with her. 453 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,459 You left your mother alone with her? 454 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,795 It's okay. I gave Kelly some Mace. 455 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,631 (chuckles) 456 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,205 Looks like we pulled it out, huh? 457 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:29,376 Yep, yep, yep. 458 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,478 Would have been nice if you'd been there, though. 459 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,981 Sure, Dad, it... it would have been nice. 460 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,984 But I have priorities, you know. 461 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,188 Oh, clearly. Clearly. 462 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,524 I'm just saying... 463 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,559 you will never get one of these 464 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,762 if you don't want it bad enough. 465 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:53,533 Are you telling me that I don't want a ring, old man? 466 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,535 I bust my ass till my bones are sore. 467 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,104 Don't tell me I don't want a ring. I want a ring. 468 00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,138 Bad. 469 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,473 It's just 470 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,442 when it comes down to it, there's another ring... 471 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,643 that's more important. 472 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,513 Oh, don't get all self-righteous with me. 473 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,516 If you took care of your wife like I take care of your mother, 474 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,984 she wouldn't have ended up in a hospital bed. 475 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,420 What are you trying to say? 476 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,289 Maybe if you'd loosen up those purse strings 477 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,090 a little and stop running her into the ground, 478 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:23,162 you'd have a ring, a happy wife and two-ply toilet paper. 479 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:26,533 Not every problem can be solved by throwing money at it, Dad. 480 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,769 If you knew that, maybe you'd still have most of yours. 481 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,205 Oh, poor Jason. 482 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,306 Tough childhood. 483 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,275 Had to move around a lot. 484 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,709 Change schools, make new friends. 485 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,546 Had your Porsche repossessed when you were 17. 486 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,448 All because your Hall of Fame daddy 487 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,882 didn't handle his money right. 488 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,485 And you're doing everything in your power not to be him. 489 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:49,289 Well, that's all well and good, son, 490 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:52,459 but everything you're doing to prove me wrong, 491 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,662 is killing your wife. 492 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,230 KELLY: I have to drive to Kimmy's. 493 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,499 I forgot Brittany. 494 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,334 Hold up. 495 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,473 You go back to bed, baby. 496 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,940 I'll... I'll go get her. 497 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,779 KELLY: Thanks, honey. 498 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,384 Mm-mm-mm. 499 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,886 That little girl doesn't stand a chance. 500 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,954 Mm-mm.