1 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:05,473 (sighs) 2 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:16,317 Yo, Mel. 3 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:17,551 Come on, the light? 4 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:21,589 I'm sorry, but I really need to read these chapters. 5 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:24,058 Boo, I love you, and I want you to succeed and all that, 6 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,793 but tonight I need to sleep. 7 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,129 And to sleep, I need darkness. 8 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,398 Okay. Sorry. 9 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:43,644 (highlighter scraping) 10 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,379 Yo, Melanie... 11 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:47,981 why don't you just rip out the page and dip it in yellow? 12 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,283 Fine. 13 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,584 Whatever works for you, Derwin. 14 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,653 I'll just go study in the living room. 15 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,622 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 16 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:56,657 Whoa. 17 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,192 I'm wide awake now. 18 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,993 And you know I can't go back to sleep 19 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,163 if you don't put your leg on me. 20 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:04,697 Ten minutes of leg, that's it. 21 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,776 I said just leg. 22 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,650 (clears throat) 23 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:23,717 Hey, Dionne. 24 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,486 Are we supposed to hook up today? 25 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:27,555 I couldn't wait until tomorrow. 26 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,957 I just came up with what could be 27 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,226 a drastic boost to your image. 28 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,362 Is it me brokering peace in the Middle East 29 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,429 with a game of flag football? 30 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,765 'Cause I've been praying on that. 31 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:38,899 Yeah. 32 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:41,735 I'll get right on that. 33 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,637 Uh, for now... 34 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,939 picture this, okay? 35 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:48,075 Two rookie wide receivers. 36 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,778 One an up-and-coming star, 37 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,280 one a huge star. 38 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:54,248 Best friends in college, 39 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,883 now rivals in the pros. 40 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,587 Are you talking about Trey Wiggs? 41 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:00,854 Genius, right? 42 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,089 By playing up your friendship, 43 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:04,225 we will use all of the press that he gets 44 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,593 to our advantage. 45 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:06,494 Friendship? 46 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,430 I can't stand that fool. 47 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:12,166 In college, he thought he was all that-- 48 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,801 breaking the most yards receiving 49 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,170 and touchdown record in a single season. 50 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,472 I was there. 51 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:21,675 Wasn't that impressive. 52 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,444 I'm confused. 53 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:25,679 I just saw Melanie and Trey together, 54 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,114 -so naturally, I... -You saw my Melanie? 55 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,682 Oh. 56 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,017 Well, they 57 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,885 appeared to be two old friends 58 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:34,888 having a quiet afternoon lunch 59 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:36,790 at Dos Lobos... 60 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,493 ...sharing a chimichanga. 61 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,761 (groans) 62 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,730 Help! Help! 63 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:58,646 It's good to see you stepped it up a little bit since college. 64 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,648 Well, I've spent the last few months 65 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:02,616 with those booze bag Saber wives. 66 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,485 They call themselves the Sunbeams 67 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,387 but they should be called the Jim Beams. 68 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:08,689 Used to be two sips of wine cooler, 69 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,891 we had to carry you out of the karaoke bar. 70 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,694 I have no recollection of a karaoke bar, 71 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:14,828 so I owe you. 72 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,397 I owe you. 73 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:18,732 It was your tutoring that got me through biology. 74 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,534 Not true. 75 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,770 Although, it did take you two weeks to get that 76 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:25,506 amylase, lipase and trypsin were enzymes, 77 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:28,309 not the triplets from B dorm. 78 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:30,110 All right, all right, the point is, 79 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:31,512 I wasn't just another football player 80 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:32,746 trying to make it through. 81 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:34,114 You helped me complete the package 82 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:35,215 the league loves to promote... 83 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,785 and Gatorade, Toyota... 84 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,086 Nike... 85 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,021 Chili's... 86 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,623 I'm rich and I can calculate. 87 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:43,691 (laughs) 88 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,859 (laughs) 89 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,398 So thank you. 90 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:51,999 My mom wants to thank you, too. 91 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,501 Your mom's here? 92 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,536 Why didn't you bring her to lunch? 93 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:57,070 She's at Sea World with my nieces. 94 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,306 But she'd love to see you. 95 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,340 Let's do it tomorrow. 96 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:00,541 That'd be great. 97 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,876 MAN: Hey, no autographs. He's eating. 98 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:05,178 Derwin? 99 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,947 Snook, Snook, let him through. 100 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:08,316 That's my man. 101 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,284 It's been a long time, D. 102 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,419 You eating, right? 103 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:14,388 -Yeah, why not? -All right. 104 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,624 Hey, Snook, order up some more, like, chimichangas, 105 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,926 some taquitos, some guacamole... 106 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:21,894 Hot or mild salsa? 107 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,332 Hot. Damn hot. 108 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:26,934 D... 109 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,870 Congratulations, man. 110 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,104 Making the Sabers. 111 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:32,573 Y'all got a good squad this year. 112 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,241 I got a great squad, T. 113 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:37,144 Congratulations on the Outlaws. 114 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,579 $50 million, right? 115 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,814 Ah, 80. But you know it's more like 50 116 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,583 after the agents, managers, lawyers, 117 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:45,786 publicists get their cut. You know. 118 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,488 He does. 119 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:49,590 Derwin has an image consultant. 120 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,959 That's what's up. 121 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,295 BOY: Hey, yo, that's Trey Wiggs! 122 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,564 Hey, we don't want no candy. 123 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,332 Go to school. It's 1:00. 124 00:04:58,399 --> 00:04:59,867 What, he too good to sign an autograph? 125 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,902 Snook, let him through, man. I'll sign one. 126 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,775 What's your name, little man? 127 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,511 Jamie. 128 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:11,779 What's up, Jamie? 129 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,246 Man, I wish you played for the Sabers. 130 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,615 We never get any good draft picks. 131 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,216 Oh, man, please. Y'all got some 132 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:17,418 great receivers, like my man here. 133 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,019 You need to get his autograph. 134 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,355 Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't even recognize you. 135 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:22,490 Can you sign my shirt, too? 136 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,525 Yeah, no problem. 137 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,494 It's Jamie, right? 138 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,762 This happens to Derwin all the time. 139 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:32,600 The San Diego fans have really embraced him. 140 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,470 Derwin Davis? 141 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,972 Man, I thought you were Jason Pitts. 142 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,575 Hell, I guess my mama can put a patch over it. 143 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,084 MELANIE: And then we ate some tacos, and then you came in. 144 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,319 Mel... 145 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:53,787 you talk, talk, talking, 146 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:57,224 but I'm still not hearing any answers. 147 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,527 Why didn't you tell me you was having lunch with him? 148 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,194 You know how I feel about Trey. 149 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,030 He called at the last minute. 150 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,032 I can't always tell you every little thing 151 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,366 that pops up in my day. 152 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:09,437 Oh, word? 153 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:14,141 "Derwin, Oprah's going to be on The View." 154 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,643 Smiley face. 155 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:19,680 "Derwin, how do you turn on the DVD again?" 156 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,882 "Derwin, I feel fat." 157 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:24,418 Sad face. 158 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,086 I would've told you tonight. 159 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,955 Yeah, and tonight would've been too late for me to tell you 160 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,523 I don't want you having lunch with him. 161 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:30,691 Why are you freaking out? 162 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,125 You know we're just friends. 163 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:35,429 Melanie, that naiveté is normally very cute, 164 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:38,365 but right now, not so much. 165 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:39,733 Men don't want to just be friends 166 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,034 with beautiful women. 167 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,035 Come on, Derwin. 168 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,037 Trey's not thinking about me like that. 169 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,138 Mel, please. 170 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,239 There were plenty of times 171 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,341 he could've made a move on me, but he didn't. 172 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,878 Never? Not once? 173 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,412 You mean to tell me he never gave you 174 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,914 the smoky bedroom eye? 175 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:55,683 No. 176 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,018 Never hugged you a bit too long? 177 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,654 -Never. -Asked if you needed a back rub? 178 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:01,922 No. 179 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,390 Well... 180 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:04,892 See, I knew it! 181 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,059 What?! 182 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,360 Friends give back rubs. 183 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,229 You've given back rubs. 184 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,064 Yeah, to every girl I wanted to sleep with, 185 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,533 including you. 186 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,135 Oh, really? 187 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:18,271 And exactly how many back rubs were you giving out? 188 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,473 Plenty. 189 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:22,142 And I haven't had chimichangas with any of them 190 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:23,977 since we started going out. 191 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,879 Back in your court. 192 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,949 Derwin, Trey and I are like family. 193 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:31,652 His mother considers me the daughter she's never had. 194 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:34,054 And even if in some crazy paranoid world 195 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,957 he was interested in me, it wouldn't matter. 196 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:41,161 I don't want him. I love you. 197 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:43,063 Wait a minute, don't be trying to smooth me out 198 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,898 with you love me. 199 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,100 Why not? That's what you do when I bring up... 200 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,269 -Mel, don't you say her name. -Dionne. 201 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:50,771 Dionne, Dionne, Dionne. 202 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:53,641 Dionne is necessary for work. 203 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,042 If Trey is just a friend, 204 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,210 -then you can afford to cut him loose. -Again, 205 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:59,680 Melanie has to make all the sacrifices. 206 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:02,349 Hey, it's embarrassing enough 207 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,484 he got drafted 60 spots ahead of me. 208 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,853 Now when I face him on the field, 209 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,888 all I'm going to be thinking about is you 210 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:10,891 yukking it up with him at the taco joint. 211 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,094 And while I'm out there thinking, 212 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:18,198 I take a bad hit and end up paralyzed. 213 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:21,802 Now if you'd... if you'd rather change my diaper 214 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:24,905 than to give up your friendship, then... 215 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,811 I don't know what to say about you. 216 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,712 I can't believe this. 217 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,514 All you need to believe is that you ain't never 218 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,683 -gonna see Trey Wiggs again. -(snaps fingers) 219 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,554 Is that an order? 220 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,489 It's whatever you need it to be. 221 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,858 An order, a mandate, a declaration. 222 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,560 You know what, I could even text it to you. 223 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:52,099 "Melanie, keep your ass away from Trey." 224 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,935 Happy face. 225 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,970 Okay, I take back the happy face. 226 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,972 (door slams) 227 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:02,576 Uh! There it goes again. 228 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,977 That's the fourth time. 229 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,713 Maybe they're casing the joint. 230 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,982 Maybe you should come back from the 1940s. 231 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,884 Uh! Security just got 'em. 232 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:14,354 Okay, don't be black. Don't be black. 233 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:15,889 Damn! They're black. 234 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:16,990 (car door opens then closes) 235 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,626 Security's bringing them over here. 236 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,794 What? 237 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:23,196 I was driving back and forth trying to decide 238 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,265 if I should go to Tasha's house or stop here. 239 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,635 This was my first choice, but it's late 240 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,936 and I didn't want to wake up Brittany. 241 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,204 MAN (over radio): Hey, Dave, what's the word? 242 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,606 Were they black? 243 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,209 BRITTANY: Mommy? 244 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,811 Daddy? 245 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:40,413 Thanks for not waking Brittany. 246 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,649 I'm so sorry, Kelly. 247 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:42,816 I would have talked to Tasha, 248 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,017 but it's dark and it's late 249 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,418 and I'm sure she has guns. 250 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,888 Locked and loaded. 251 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,023 And this is why. See, I can't have 252 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,291 all this drama at my house. 253 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:54,762 People getting hauled in by the fake po-po. 254 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,364 Yeah, Dave, I said fake po-po. 255 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,766 You know what you are. 256 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,468 Don't be ashamed. 257 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,904 Get on, now. 258 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,808 And then he had the nerve to order me 259 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,209 not to see him again. 260 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,879 Trey and I were friends before I met Derwin's ass. 261 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,280 I'm not giving up my friendship 262 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,783 just to placate his pathetic male ego. 263 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:20,120 Melanie, you are so, so right... 264 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:22,723 if we weren't talking about football players. 265 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,892 Oh, please. 266 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,594 Not the "He's a football player," "I have to sacrifice" 267 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,262 "These are the rules" speech again. 268 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:32,966 Look, no man wants other men sniffing around their women. 269 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,902 Trey Phinehas Wiggs is a huge star. 270 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,104 Household name. Everybody knows him. 271 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,873 Imagine how embarrassing that is for Derwin. 272 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,241 So in addition to not being able 273 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,276 to study when I want to, or having to go 274 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,278 to Sunbeam meetings that I don't have time for, 275 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,647 I have to give up my friends for football? 276 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,282 Oh, good. She gets it. 277 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,651 Who wants flourless pie? 278 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,286 This has nothing to do with football. 279 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,588 It's about a woman's right to have an innocent lunch 280 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,825 with somebody she used to sleep with. 281 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:58,926 I never slept with him. 282 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,962 That's it, girl-- deny, deny, deny. 283 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,764 I did not sleep with him. 284 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,132 Really, we're just friends. 285 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,434 I tutored him for four years. That's it. 286 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,503 Whatever. The point is, you can't have your man 287 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,939 telling you how to live your life. 288 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,506 If you buckle to his ultimatums 289 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:14,942 at this stage in your relationship, 290 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,844 you're going to be buckling to all his ultimatums-- 291 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,312 and then you end up like this one. 292 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,982 Well, no pie for you. 293 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,752 Tasha's absolutely right. 294 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,187 Well, you are a buckler. 295 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,188 Fine. 296 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,990 More pie for me. 297 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,062 Oh, my God. 298 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:38,231 Mrs. Wiggs, it's so good to see you. 299 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,532 Oh... 300 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:40,533 You, too. 301 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,536 Ooh, you are wearing that scarf I gave you for Christmas. 302 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,039 You are so thoughtful. 303 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,676 Well, I am glad you came. 304 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,544 No one in the world could stop me. 305 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,313 I love you. 306 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,182 (both laughing) 307 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,190 Hey. 308 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,993 Melanie. 309 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,305 So... 310 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,774 where's your image consultant off to now? 311 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,310 Belt buckles symposium? 312 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,779 Shirt-tucking conference? 313 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,348 I fired her. 314 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,649 What? 315 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:32,452 Yeah. For you. 316 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,653 For me? 317 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,924 Mel, I've realized that if you felt half as strongly 318 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,792 about Dionne as I do about Trey, 319 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,928 then I'll have to cut her loose, too. 320 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,030 And I was fighting it. 321 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:48,068 But Jesus put it in my heart. 322 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,804 You're not talking about Jesus Arroyo, 323 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:53,206 the offensive lineman, are you? 324 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:59,112 (phone ringing) 325 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,282 (sighs) 326 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,284 Trey. Hey. 327 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,687 Mel, girl, I can't get enough of these tacos. 328 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,056 (laughs) 329 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,891 Man, you know they even got tacos for breakfast 330 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,426 with eggs, cheese, sausage, all that. 331 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,795 Come over her right quick before I get on this plane. 332 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,798 -Uh, I can't. -No, no, no, you got to. 333 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,267 I don't know when I'm going to see you again. 334 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,670 Um... it's just really complicated. 335 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:28,508 Really, really, really... really complicated. 336 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:32,479 Um... I think it's best we don't talk anymore. 337 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,983 What? (laughs) Mel, what you talking about? 338 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,953 Look, Trey... 339 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:44,925 Derwin, um, he has issues with our relationship. 340 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:48,228 (chuckles): What, he think I'm trying to get at you, huh? 341 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,563 I'll call him right now. I'll smooth it all out. 342 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,867 No, um, yeah, don't do that. 343 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,169 Are you serious? 344 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,906 You just going to throw away four years of friendship? 345 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,040 I've treated you with respect. 346 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,942 I've treated Derwin with respect. 347 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,777 I know. I'm sorry. 348 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,813 Wow. 349 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,781 Trey, this is so awkward. 350 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,452 He made a sacrifice for me, and I... 351 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,488 I thought you had your own mind, Mel. 352 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,789 It's cool. 353 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,925 Trey... 354 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,260 Take care of yourself. 355 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,066 She trippin', huh? 356 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,008 (knocking on door) 357 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,419 MELANIE: What's up? Sunbeam emergency? 358 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,521 Yeah. We came by to see what you want to do 359 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,823 about this whole Trey Wiggs situation. 360 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,392 Oh, thanks. Everything's good. 361 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,427 Derwin and I made up. We're fine. 362 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,496 Really? Damn. 363 00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:00,100 Wait. Do you guys get the morning paper? 364 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,702 Yeah, but who has time to read it? 365 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,337 You'll want to read it today. 366 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,974 Or at least look at the pretty pictures. 367 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,278 TASHA: Yeah, that's you. 368 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,459 Yo, Malik, man, what's up with the T-shirts? 369 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,928 (others snickering) 370 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,263 Yo, it's classic. 371 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,831 One of the rookies' girl got busted 372 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,433 in the paper with another dude. 373 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,567 (all laughing) 374 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,603 Whoo! 375 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,938 Quick, let me get one before he comes in. 376 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,540 Yeah, you better hurry. 377 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,375 He better hurry. 378 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,145 (all laughing) 379 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:49,149 (laughter intensifies) 380 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,954 Hey, hey. 381 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,556 T-shirts: 20 bucks. 382 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,691 Rookie girl caught in the paper with Trey Wiggs...? 383 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,893 -Priceless! -Priceless! 384 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,530 The words aren't going to change the longer you look at it. 385 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,199 We weren't having a romantic rendezvous. 386 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,534 His mother was there. 387 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,636 That's his mother's arm in the picture. 388 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:10,537 That's her arm. 389 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,805 This is a lie. You're lying! 390 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:13,973 Hey. 391 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,376 There's some good coupons in there. 392 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,611 How can they print that? 393 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:19,779 I tried to warn you. 394 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:23,283 But you and Tasha wanted to have your "sister girl" moment. 395 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,386 Oh, God, I've completely embarrassed Derwin. 396 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,288 Sweetie, any idea how you're going to deal with this? 397 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:31,391 I do. We help her pack her stuff. 398 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,626 But you're the one who told me don't let no man rule you. 399 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,128 You didn't let me finish. 400 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,396 Don't let no man rule you, 401 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,998 but be prepared to pack your stuff. 402 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:43,270 So, is this little-ass TV his or yours? 403 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,472 Oh, God, he's not going to leave me, is he? 404 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,607 Over a picture with Trey and his mother's fat arm? 405 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,276 I know it sounds like I'm lashing out, 406 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,878 but really, she's got to lose that weight. 407 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,280 I hate to say this, 408 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,915 but you need to pick up the phone and call Dionne. 409 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,317 I hope you mean Celine Dion, 410 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,286 'cause I got the other one fired. 411 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,788 Why are you my problem child? 412 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,022 I say we take the seasoning salt 413 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,924 and leave him the damn bay leaves. 414 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,094 Tasha, nobody's moving out. 415 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,229 Look, you need to suck it up and call Dionne. 416 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,730 She's an image consultant. 417 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,800 She'll know how to spin this to help Derwin save face. 418 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,035 I would, but I don't even know her number. 419 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,704 You know you crank call that girl. 420 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,772 (sighs): Fine. 421 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,448 Dionne. Hey, it's Melanie. 422 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:32,219 I know I'm the last person you want to hear from... 423 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,454 Yeah, I'll hold. 424 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,689 She's making you hold? 425 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:40,160 I like that girl. 426 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,362 You're home. 427 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:46,199 I mean, hey, how was your day? 428 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,934 No, I-I was right the first time. 429 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,270 You're home. 430 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:55,408 Derwin, there aren't words to say how bad I feel. 431 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,945 And, oh, God... 432 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:04,551 the newspaper and... Trey and... 433 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:09,989 ...what the guys must've said about it... 434 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,992 But I know how you must feel. 435 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,195 Or maybe I don't. 436 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,598 -But I'm sure you feel bad. -(water running) 437 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,368 But I'm on top of this whole thing. 438 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,204 I called Dionne and rehired her. 439 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:27,174 -Maybe she contacted you already. -(water stops) 440 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,276 Or not, I don't know. 441 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,643 But in case she hasn't, 442 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,612 she really thinks she can fix everything. 443 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,515 Maybe spin it in your favor with the press. 444 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,251 And when you're talking to me again, 445 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,687 she wants us to do a photo shoot together. 446 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:44,724 And, well, I'll let her fill you in on the details. 447 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:48,027 She's really quite sharp, that Dionne. 448 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:51,398 God, I can't believe how crazy things have gotten. 449 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:55,468 If only you hadn't given me an ultimatum. 450 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,805 But still my fault, not yours. 451 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,640 'Cause you were right. 452 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,410 Women shouldn't have lunch with their boyfriend's rivals. 453 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,911 Maybe they can in the real world, 454 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,747 but now Melanie knows not in the football world. 455 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,949 (water running) 456 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:13,320 If there's anything I can do to make you feel secure, 457 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,622 maybe you can tell me? 458 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,956 (water stops) 459 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,158 (Derwin gargling) 460 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:22,128 'Cause I will do anything. 461 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,363 Except that one thing 462 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,666 I'm sure nobody's in the mood for anyway. 463 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,937 I'm sorry. 464 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:36,576 Derwin, please, let's just talk about this. 465 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,685 I'm sorry.