1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:04,003 DERWIN: What's up, Jason, Bone, Lil' Mo, 2 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:06,707 Big Mo, Moe, Moe-Moe, Tee Tee. 3 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:08,176 Yo, Too $hort! 4 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:09,643 MALIK: Don't embarrass me. 5 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:10,711 Close your mouth. 6 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:12,613 What took you so long with my shoes, Rookie? 7 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,082 Oh, that's my bad. I had to drop 8 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:16,050 Melanie off at the bus stop. 9 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:18,719 Wow, $hort Dog. 10 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:20,388 You got your girl on public transportation? 11 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,690 We've only got one car. 12 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:23,857 -Each? -Each? 13 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:25,693 No, man, one total. 14 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:26,727 But I've been wanting 15 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:27,861 to get her a new car. 16 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:29,930 When I do, it's got to be something nice, you feel me? 17 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:31,265 Don't get caught up in the hype. 18 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:33,067 I seen it a million times-- brothers go broke 19 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,502 trying to keep up with the Joneses. 20 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,137 If you want, I can give you a few tips 21 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:37,471 on how to make your money work for you. 22 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,740 Oh, for real? Thanks, J. 23 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:42,110 Look, I don't know what barn y'all were raised in, 24 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:44,145 but in my house, we don't wear shoes. 25 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:46,114 You, get your hands off of that. 26 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:48,149 Pull up your damn pants. 27 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:50,017 Uh-uh. Hey, hey... 28 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:51,485 Sleeping hoochie. 29 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,620 Wake up. 30 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:55,123 Don't be sleep-sweating all over my chenille. 31 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,424 MALIK: Ma. 32 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,558 Hi, baby. 33 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:58,759 I told you I'm a grown man. 34 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,428 I can handle this house when you ain't here. 35 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,230 Look, last time I left you alone in this house, 36 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:03,931 you set Tee Tee on fire. 37 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,334 Oh, no, no, I'm good, Miss Mack, I'm good. 38 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,303 They used the skin off my butt. 39 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:11,239 Oh, well, I see 40 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,141 somebody still has their shoes on. 41 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,243 Chill, Ma. $hort's all right. 42 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,778 Well, I know who $hort is. I'm from the Bay. 43 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,780 He's still got to take his shoes off. 44 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,582 He's going to drop a verse on my album. 45 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,751 -Album? -You said you was gonna 46 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,586 take my rap game seriously. 47 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:26,920 Oh, that's right, that's right. 48 00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:28,256 You can rap. 49 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,857 That's right, I'm nice. 50 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,091 You nice, you real nice. 51 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,594 Go ahead, spit a little somethin' somethin' then. 52 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:35,729 All right, yo. 53 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,831 Check it, check it. 54 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:38,899 One, two, one, two. 55 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,368 Yo, mic check it. 56 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,503 Mmm. 57 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:44,272 I ain't got it right now. 58 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:45,873 Well, let me know when you can find it. 59 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,177 Now I'm going to ask you one last time, $hort. 60 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,115 Damn, Mom's a straight gangsta. 61 00:02:10,062 --> 00:02:12,233 You sure you don't want me to drop you off 62 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,967 -closer to your house? -No. 63 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:15,569 It's only a half a mile. 64 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:16,837 Mostly downhill. 65 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:18,172 Right, okay. 66 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,641 I just wish our night 67 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,243 didn't have to end so soon. 68 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:24,111 Ooh, shoot. 69 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,314 Apparently you agree. 70 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,918 I think that was Jason. 71 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,786 Look, I know we're supposed to be on the low, 72 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:33,587 but this is ridiculous. 73 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,788 Now, you've got to tell Malik 74 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,123 we're still seeing each other. 75 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:37,391 But I gave him my word. 76 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:40,127 I've got to keep lying to him. 77 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,795 Look, Kenny, we've been through this. 78 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:44,532 You're his coach, I'm his manager; it's just too messy. 79 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,867 Yeah, well, so is getting lipstick on my pants. 80 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,669 Okay, next time, you duck. 81 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:51,272 (laughs): I'm serious, Tasha. 82 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:53,207 I'm tired of sneaking around in hotels. 83 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,808 I want to have a normal date with you. 84 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:58,011 Okay, okay, we'll go on a normal date. 85 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:00,214 But right now, I've got to go. Malik's waiting on me. 86 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:01,949 -(groans) -Wednesday is the one night 87 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,084 we put aside for business. 88 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:05,553 All right. 89 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,823 -Bye. -Good night. 90 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,825 (dogs barking) 91 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,894 (grunts) 92 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,470 I knew it! 93 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,672 I knew she was anorexic! 94 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,175 And you said her head was too meaty. 95 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:30,110 (laughing) 96 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,045 Oh, I love TopModel. 97 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,114 Okay, okay, your turn. 98 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:35,516 Now the blonde: 99 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,252 anorexic, lesbian, crier, or bitch. 100 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,454 (turns off TV) 101 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,457 Ma, I've been thinking. 102 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:44,992 Mm-hmm, this a tough one. 103 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:50,063 She look like she may be a combo platter. 104 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,865 No, Ma. 105 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,601 I've been thinking about us, and I... 106 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,469 I think it's time for a space break 107 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,605 or a weekend apart. 108 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,473 Oh, Lord, what'd I do now? 109 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,409 You came up in the house today treating my boys 110 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,943 like they hold umbrellas for a living. 111 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:07,014 Well, I thought Tee Tee's job was holding your umbrella. 112 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:11,218 Mama, that's one of his many responsibilities. 113 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:12,886 Look, I keep telling you, you can't keep 114 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,755 playing me out like that in front of my folks. 115 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:17,690 Well, Malik, somebody has to keep this place in check. 116 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:21,894 Mama, you were way too short with Too $hort. 117 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:26,066 Fine, I could use a spa getaway weekend anyway. 118 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:27,601 Thank you. 119 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,970 I scratched the hardwood floors 120 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:31,639 the other day with the bottom of my foot, 121 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:35,108 so I'm thinking a pedicure might be in order. 122 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:37,545 Okay? 123 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,980 Thanks for the wine, Tasha, 124 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,115 but it's not even noon. 125 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:44,117 It may not be noon here, but it's happy hour 126 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:45,853 somewhere in the world. 127 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:48,756 And everybody knows that Chardonnay 128 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,458 is white folks' Kool-Aid. 129 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,661 No, with all the wine-drinking 130 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,228 we've been doing at the Sunbeams' meeting, 131 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,666 now if I don't have a little buzz, it's hard to study. 132 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:01,068 Yeah, it's kind of like your brain just remembers 133 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,970 the feelings it had the last time it did something, 134 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:06,674 and it programs itself to crave that thing. 135 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,477 That's it. That's exactly how I feel. 136 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:12,613 Yeah, I think that's called alcoholism. 137 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:16,149 -Now, who wants truffles? -Truffles, 138 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,652 wine, easy-listening? 139 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,421 What are you up to, Tasha Mack? 140 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:22,723 Why I got to be up to something? 141 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,627 Okay, look. 142 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,529 I'm gonna tell you guys a secret, but I don't want 143 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:31,298 you getting all girlie and squealy when I tell you. 144 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,033 -Whatever. -Okay. 145 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,302 I'm still seeing Coach T. 146 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:38,138 -Oh. -That's interesting. 147 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:39,507 Go ahead. 148 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,108 Oh, my God! 149 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,443 (squealing): Oh! 150 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:46,079 I'm so happy you won't die alone. 151 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:49,550 Okay, now clearly Malik knows nothing about this. 152 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:50,884 That's why I need you guys' help. 153 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,786 He thinks I'm going away on a spa weekend, 154 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:56,023 but I really just want to spend some quality time with my boo. 155 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,324 Oh, okay. 156 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:58,492 So you need us to cover for you? 157 00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,893 Mm-hmm. So if Malik calls 158 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,529 and asks why my cell phone's off, 159 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,363 just tell him that you just talked to me 160 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:05,198 and I was laying down because I had a... 161 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:06,434 Headache, allergies? 162 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,636 -Hot flashes? -Hot flashes? 163 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:11,472 Girl, how old do you think I am? 164 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,073 I don't know, maybe... 165 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,208 Trick question. Let it go. 166 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,310 We gonna go with the allergies. 167 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,813 And I'll check in with you guys every once in a while. 168 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,148 Oh, if you really want to throw Malik 169 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,916 off the trail, you should at least get a mani-pedi 170 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,485 from Quickie Nails before you go. 171 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,219 Oh, is that where you go? 172 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:27,488 Yep. 173 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,089 Oh... I think I'm gonna go 174 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,724 to the not-so Quickie Nails. 175 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,827 Look, when I said I wanted 176 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,463 to have a normal date with you, 177 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,397 I thought, you know, maybe dinner, 178 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:38,899 a walk by the beach, 179 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:41,268 a look at you in natural light. 180 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,270 This is a normal date. 181 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:44,772 It's a dark, normal date, 182 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:47,040 where people can't tell who's who, 183 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,876 and besides, you're the one who has to run 184 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,878 back to work as soon as the movie's over, 185 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,581 ruining my romantic rendezvous. 186 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:54,915 Look, we both got these crazy schedules, 187 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,650 but this sneaking around is not helping any. 188 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:59,019 Baby, look, I'm doing the best I can. 189 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,854 I just want to get to know you better. 190 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,591 I want to find out what you like, what you don't like. 191 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,226 How you like your eggs-- over easy, scrambled, 192 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:09,530 with cheese, you know, like in a normal relationship. 193 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:10,831 And if we can't do that here, 194 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:12,199 maybe we need to get out of town. 195 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,801 My buddy told me about this place 196 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,503 in Mexico that sounded great. 197 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:18,438 How about over the break we check it out? 198 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,675 Sticks the drummer. 199 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:24,277 -What? -Movie trivia. 200 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:25,546 The only black character 201 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,414 -to ever appear on Happy Days. -Hmm. 202 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:29,282 Your turn. 203 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,351 -Okay, back to the trip. -Shh! 204 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,987 We don't want to be those black folks at the movies. 205 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,989 Too late. 206 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:44,632 They just completely ain't scared of us no more. 207 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:51,438 -Oh! -Oh! 208 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:52,873 Every time I sprinkle water 209 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,374 in the pan, the grease pops. 210 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:57,244 -Isn't it weird? -Yeah. 211 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,646 -Ooh! -Ow! 212 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,848 That one landed right on my... 213 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,651 You heifers better get the hell out of my damn kitchen! 214 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,252 And go put on some clothes. 215 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,154 Well, Malik said that he wanted 216 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,455 breakfast in bed. 217 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:09,857 It's 8:00 at night. 218 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,792 Well, Malik said that breakfast is good 219 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:13,727 -any time of the day. -Mm-hmm. 220 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:16,697 -I don't care what Malik said. -MALIK: Ma! 221 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,766 What are you doing here? 222 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:22,536 Man. You ladies go wait in my room. 223 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:23,737 I'll be up in a second. 224 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:26,039 -(both giggling) -Okay. 225 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,174 Mm. 226 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,811 Malik. 227 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,011 I know you got more sense 228 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:33,413 than to have these little sack-chasers 229 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:36,082 up in here cooking on my All-Clad. 230 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,284 I can't believe you. 231 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,619 I sent you away on a space break 232 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,621 and you sneak back early and go off on my guests? 233 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,690 An apron does not turn a hoochie 234 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:45,058 into a houseguest. 235 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,426 You know what? 236 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:47,561 That's it, I'm done. 237 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:48,796 I can't take it anymore. 238 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,565 You don't respect me. 239 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:52,833 You don't respect the way I live. 240 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,501 You don't even respect my girls. 241 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:55,869 What's their names, Malik? 242 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,171 That's not the point. 243 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,175 I can't take this living arrangement anymore. 244 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,344 So what, you just going to jump up and move out? 245 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,478 Oh, no, you are. 246 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,715 Now what now? 247 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,183 Ma, I love you. 248 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,785 And I'm going to buy you a nice place on the beach, 249 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:14,254 but I just can't live with you no more. 250 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,862 Oh, so y'all just going to burn up the damn catfish, huh? 251 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,102 (doorbell ringing) 252 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,838 Remember, when Tasha comes to the door, 253 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,039 happy, loose, upbeat. 254 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,373 Lots of teeth. 255 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,443 I'm sure Malik dumping her in a place like this 256 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,111 has made her an emotional wreck. 257 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:41,314 Yeah, a $2 million beachfront condo. 258 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,350 What a knife in the heart. 259 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,119 -(doorbell ringing) -Oh, no, no answer. 260 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,487 Quick, let's break down the door. 261 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,790 Maybe we can get to her before she kicks the chair out. 262 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,662 Oh, thank God you're alive. 263 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,865 And you look great. 264 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,200 -Thank you. -You do. 265 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,134 Really great. 266 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:04,672 Almost like you're masking your real pain. 267 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,008 I know you must feel awful. 268 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,610 Betrayed, tossed out into the street 269 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:11,879 by your own son. 270 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,480 No fallback career, 271 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,349 no formal education, no real... 272 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,618 fashion sense. 273 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,888 What are you doing here? 274 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,622 We were just worried about you. 275 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,157 Oh, well, look, I ain't going to lie. 276 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,993 I mean, I was mad at Malik at first, 277 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,961 but it turns out this condo's 278 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,363 the best thing ever happened to me. 279 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,264 Oh, God, I knew it. 280 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,366 She's already in here smoking crack. 281 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,337 Where's the pipe, Tasha? 282 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,308 Ain't that a blip. 283 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,976 What, a black woman going through something, 284 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,178 she's got to be on crack? 285 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:48,048 Look, y'all, there is nothing going on here, okay? 286 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:51,384 Baby, you want honeysuckle or you want citrus? 287 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,553 You... 288 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,655 Oh. 289 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:58,091 Sorry, uh... 290 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,659 Hello, ladies. 291 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,061 -Hi, Coach T. -Hi, Coach T. 292 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,262 Don't mind them, boo. 293 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,131 They were just leaving. 294 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:07,200 Nice to see you. 295 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,303 I love your new towels. 296 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,308 You're just full of surprises. 297 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,544 Mmm, you smell good. 298 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:18,746 I just want to eat you. 299 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:19,947 (both chuckle) 300 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,949 This smell does wear off, though, right? 301 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,683 'Cause I can't be cussing my players out 302 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:26,419 smelling like "lavender tranquility." 303 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,421 (both chuckling) 304 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,462 It feels so good to be able to take my time with you, 305 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,464 not have to rush. 306 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,566 I've been thinking about our trip again. 307 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,970 I found this place in Mexico. 308 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,906 We can get a villa right on the beach. 309 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,841 Mm. 310 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,242 You know what I would love? 311 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,243 What? 312 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,179 Mexican food. 313 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,381 It's Mexico. I'm sure there's plenty of it. 314 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,615 I mean now. 315 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,450 Yeah, like a chicken taco. 316 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,585 Shoot, if I take my pills now, 317 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:02,689 I could eat a cheese enchilada. 318 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:03,857 Tasha, every time I mention us 319 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:06,726 going out of town together, you blow me off. 320 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,595 You don't want to go, 321 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,263 -just say so. -No, it's not 322 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,132 that I don't want to go, it's just I can't get excited 323 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,001 about something that won't happen for months. 324 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,735 But it is gonna happen though, right? 325 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:16,870 I don't know, Kenny. 326 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,105 I don't have a crystal ball. 327 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,140 Tasha, do you see a future for us? 328 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,675 Because I don't appreciate you playing me like a chump. 329 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,212 Hold up, Ike Turner. 330 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,748 You need to use your inside voice with me. 331 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,951 So now I'm Ike Turner? 332 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:33,020 Okay, why are you giving me all this grief? 333 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,355 We're not hiding in hotel rooms anymore. 334 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,723 We might as well be. 335 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,425 I mean, this is nothing but a hotel room 336 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,860 -without the $20 cashews. -(phone ringing) 337 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,095 I got to get that. 338 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,296 Now? 339 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,398 Aren't we kind of in the middle of something? 340 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,835 (phone ringing) 341 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:48,902 Hello. 342 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,037 What you doing? 343 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,905 Living in my skin. What you want? 344 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,541 Nothing. I'm good, I'm chillin'. 345 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,376 Look, then why you calling? Bye. 346 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,778 No, no, no, wait. 347 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,914 I'm lying, Ma. 348 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,116 You got to come home, Mama. 349 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,052 I had a little mixer, and then people came, 350 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,087 and then more people came, and then more people came. 351 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,222 But then nobody gonna leave. 352 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,558 Started frying up chicken and popping grease everywhere 353 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,660 and ordering movies, 354 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:14,727 and, Ma, they stealing. 355 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,929 Stealing what? 356 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,331 I ain't sure, but I just got that feeling-- 357 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:21,134 you know the one we get when people be stealing. 358 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,036 Like at your cousin Junie's house? 359 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,905 Just like at Junie's house. 360 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,606 Ma, plus I got a game on Sunday. 361 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:27,640 I can't get no sleep. 362 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,042 This is gonna mess me up. 363 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,510 Okay, look, you need to tell those people 364 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,511 to get the hell out. 365 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,345 Mom, I can't... 366 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,746 People talk. You know I'm trying 367 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,082 to get into this rap game now. 368 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,750 So, listen, I'm gonna need you to do this for me, okay? 369 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,153 Hold on, I'm gonna put you on speaker phone. 370 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,657 Okay, where are you going? 371 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,193 Look, obviously, 372 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,761 we're not on the same page. 373 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,563 You seen my sock? 374 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,433 Okay, so, what, I can't have a conversation with my son? 375 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,703 The reason you don't want to tell Malik about us 376 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,105 has nothing to do with 377 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,641 any conflict of interest that you might have. 378 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,511 It's because you don't want to deal with this right here. 379 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:07,114 You can't keep using Malik to avoid us, Tasha. 380 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,650 It's not fair to him, 'cause it won't allow him to grow up. 381 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:13,253 It's not fair to you because it won't allow you to have 382 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,755 a meaningful relationship outside of your son. 383 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,058 And it's not fair to me, Tasha. 384 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,862 Okay! 385 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:26,799 I'll go to Mexico. 386 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,268 Not like this. 387 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,072 Grown-ass man, 388 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,606 sneaking around apartments all weekend. 389 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,608 Don't make no damn sense. 390 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,254 Oh, God. 391 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,290 You got kicked out of here, too? 392 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,925 I'm moving back to Malik's. 393 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,727 And before you start, I don't want to hear anything about it. 394 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,129 Okay, so wait. 395 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,065 Does this mean we're not having margaritas? 396 00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,699 No, don't be silly, sweetie. 397 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:02,135 We're definitely drinking. 398 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,971 Why would you move back in with Malik? 399 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,572 Because my baby needs me. 400 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,207 Your baby is a grown man. 401 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,841 He could take care of himself, Tasha. 402 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,842 What about Coach T? 403 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,044 What does he think about this? 404 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,312 Kenny ain't my daddy. 405 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,114 I'm a grown-ass woman. 406 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,183 Oh, I see, you guys got in a fight. 407 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,251 No, we did not get into a fight. 408 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,187 He's just so damn demanding. 409 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,588 Always wanting to take me places 410 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,622 and do nice stuff for me. 411 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,857 I don't have time for all that. 412 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,593 Because of Malik? 413 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,130 Look, I know falling in love is scary, 414 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,331 but you can't keep using Malik 415 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,200 as an excuse not to live your life. 416 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,934 It's not an excuse. 417 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,036 He's my job. 418 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:39,272 Tasha, I've only taken Psychology 101, 419 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,674 but it sounds like you're having intimacy issues. 420 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:45,745 Okay, if you really knew me, which you never will, 421 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:49,016 you would know that I don't have no damn intimacy issues. 422 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,451 Coach T is a good guy. 423 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,286 If you don't start to live your life soon, 424 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,588 you're gonna look up and not have any life left to live. 425 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:59,626 Okay, for real, how old do you think I am? 426 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,928 All I'm saying is keep the condo. 427 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,630 That way, when you and Coach T make up, 428 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,233 at least you'll have a place to have make-up sex. 429 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,067 (sighs) 430 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,570 There's nothing like make-up sex. 431 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,606 Tasha, if you think "dusting off the cobweb sex" is good, 432 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:17,144 wait till he's kissing you and hugging you and squeezing you 433 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,513 and spanking you and biting you on your... 434 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,082 (shivers) 435 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,851 Either I've said too much 436 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,520 or we have just taken a leap in our friendship. 437 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:32,259 Look, it ain't gonna be none of that. 438 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,362 Kenny walked out on me, you guys. 439 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,196 What? 440 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,197 Oh, I'm sorry. 441 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:38,531 I mean, it was gonna happen eventually, 442 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,133 so I'm just glad it happened now, 443 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,202 as opposed to him taking me to Mexico. 444 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,337 'Cause I'd be down there falling all in love, 445 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:48,341 having a great time, eating tacos by candlelight. 446 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,976 And then he'd dump me. 447 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,344 Then I'd be all heartbroken. 448 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,946 Couldn't eat another taco without thinking about him. 449 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,283 And I love me some tacos. 450 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,151 Malik's daddy already ruined pizza for me, 451 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,953 and I ain't giving up tacos, y'all. 452 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,823 I told you she was the lesbian! 453 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,157 Ooh, how did you know? 454 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,227 I just got the tingle, and I went with it. 455 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,994 (both chuckle) 456 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,163 I'm glad you're back, Ma. 457 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,164 I missed you. 458 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,432 I missed you, too. 459 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,167 But ain't going to be no more throwing mama out. 460 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,469 I was wrong, Ma, okay? 461 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,270 Mm-hmm. 462 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,338 We started this journey together, 463 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,839 and we're gonna finish it together. 464 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,108 Me and you till the end. 465 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,342 You're gonna be right there 466 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,844 when I win my first, second, and third championship rings. 467 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,246 That's right, baby. 468 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,380 And when I marry Tyra, 469 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,282 you're gonna be right there in the front row. 470 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:32,152 Mm-hmm, with a big old hat on, too. 471 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,453 (laughing) 472 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,488 We're gonna have you a gang of grandbabies, 473 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,890 and I'm gonna build you a guest house with a playroom 474 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:38,991 so you can watch 'em. 475 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,393 Now what now? 476 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,594 When you get old and feeble, 477 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,330 we ain't gonna put you in a home. 478 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,065 Uh-uh, I love you way too much for that. 479 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,967 I'm gonna send Tee Tee to nursing school, 480 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,302 and he's gonna take care of you. 481 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,171 What is wrong with y'all? 482 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,739 I'm younger than Halle Berry. 483 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,040 (laughing) 484 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,409 I'm just saying, I got you, Ma. 485 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,912 Malik, I appreciate that, but I don't want that. 486 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,581 I want my own life. 487 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:05,752 And nowhere in that life is Tee Tee changing my diapers. 488 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,754 Malik, 489 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,490 I got to be honest with you. 490 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,825 I'm still involved with Coach T. 491 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,627 What? 492 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:15,662 Ma, you promised. 493 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,764 I told you if you're gonna be my manager, 494 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,566 you got to shut it down. 495 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,433 We had an ultimatum. 496 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,202 You can't go back on an ultimatum, Ma. 497 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,771 That's the point of an ultimatum. 498 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:25,705 Look, Malik. 499 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,275 I wish he wasn't your coach, but he is. 500 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,609 But that still doesn't change the fact 501 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,611 that I'm a damn good manager. 502 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,580 And the fact that I'm right here right now 503 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,515 proves that I'm a damn good mom. 504 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,050 Sometimes I'm too damn good. 505 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,186 'Cause I keep sacrificing 506 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,021 everything that I want and need for you. 507 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,923 I'm not gonna do that anymore. 508 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,325 So I have no say in this? 509 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,359 Malik, you could say, 510 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,795 "Go ahead, Ma, I want you to be happy. 511 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:49,962 You deserve it." 512 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,098 What else can I say? 513 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,367 Or you could say good-bye. 514 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,704 And if that's the case, I can move back to the condo. 515 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:01,174 (sighs) 516 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,283 (screaming) 517 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,689 (sighs) 518 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:20,693 Fine. 519 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,496 But I ain't calling him "Daddy." 520 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,099 As long as I can, we cool. 521 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,901 (laughing) 522 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,039 So, Malik, 523 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,808 what are you guys up to tonight? 524 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,776 (scoffs) 525 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:40,847 Come on, you ain't gonna answer the man? 526 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:41,948 Oh, uh, you know, 527 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:46,052 we just making some popcorn, watching some porn. 528 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,119 You know, the usual. 529 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,888 TASHA: Hey. 530 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,390 I'm ready. 531 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,524 Wow, and worth the wait. 532 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,759 Wow, you look beautiful. 533 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:53,760 Thank you. 534 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,894 This dude. 535 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:55,895 (groans) 536 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,998 Where you going, Ma? 537 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,933 Oh, we're probably just gonna grab some dinner. 538 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,670 Where you going, Ma? 539 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,606 Good night, Malik. 540 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,142 Man, I don't know why you're tripping. 541 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,111 I mean, they look good together. 542 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,314 Man, shut up and finish my sandwich. 543 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,752 Yo, you know, your mama had no panties on, right?