1
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Hey, Malik,
you a'right?

2
00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,479
Malik?
I'm fine.

3
00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,181
Hey, my bad.

4
00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:15,116
I just thought
something was wrong.

5
00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:16,283
I said I'm fine.

6
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Can you just stop talking,
please?

7
00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,287
Absolutely.

8
00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,022
I can absolutely stop talking.
Just watch me.

9
00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,193
For real, though,
what are you doing?

10
00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,394
Damn, rookie!

11
00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,462
I'm doing my visualizations.
Your what?

12
00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:29,630
My visualizations.

13
00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:31,399
Before each practice and game,

14
00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:33,367
I picture myself
running the plays.

15
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That way, when I'm on the field,
I can react on instinct.

16
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And I can only do my
visualizations if it's what?

17
00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,407
Quiet!

18
00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,541
You dig?

19
00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:43,077
I do. I dig.
You just do your thing.

20
00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:44,312
I'm going to be over here...

21
00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:45,846
(whispers):
being quiet.

22
00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,149
What's up, ladies?

23
00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:51,752
It's okay, Jason, we get it.

24
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You're the alternative "dude."

25
00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,391
What's that supposed to mean?

26
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It means you like everything
white-bread--

27
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your music, your clothes,
your wife.

28
00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:05,099
Oh, please do forgive me,
Your Blackness.

29
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I guess we all can't live
with our mommies.

30
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(men jeering)

31
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Whatever, you...
coupon-clipping,

32
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barber-college-haircut-having,
clown-car-driving fool.

33
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Yeah, yeah,
I'm really sorry

34
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I don't drive nine cars
at once...

35
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M.C. Stereotype.

36
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(laughter)

37
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That's him, that's him.

38
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He killing you, man.

39
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Come on, you got
to get him, Malik.

40
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Nah, I don't have
to say anything.

41
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I'll just sit back
and visualize myself

42
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not throwing his ass the ball
on Sunday.

43
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Tell me something, Hot Dog.

44
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Did you visualize
the interception

45
00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:41,335
you threw last Sunday?

46
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(shocked murmuring)

47
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Now, what now?

48
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Oh, oh, oh.

49
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How about the pass

50
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you threw ten yards
in front of me

51
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that cost us the game?

52
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Oh...

53
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Well, maybe if you
wasn't so old,

54
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you could've gotten to where
you were supposed to be,

55
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DJ (scratching):
Depends, D-D-Depends.

56
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(laughter)

57
00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,424
I'm not too old to
whoop your punk ass.

58
00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,560
What's up, then?
Hey, guys. Guys.

59
00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:07,861
Come on now.

60
00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:10,497
You know, let's just be cool.

61
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There's no need to go
to violence.

62
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Use your words.

63
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Because they were hella funny.

64
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(laughing)

65
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Thank you, San Diego.

66
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I will be here all season.

67
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(laughter)

68
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I ought to punch you
in your throat.

69
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Yeah, you ought to.

70
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Oh, but then you'd get
an ass whooping

71
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and a $10,000 fine.

72
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You know you need the money
to fix your clown car.

73
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It's a hybrid, bitch.

74
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Why would you
get into it with Malik?

75
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You're supposed
to be the team leader.

76
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And more importantly,
this is your contract year.

77
00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,642
Why would you
get into it with Jason?

78
00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,211
You just signed
that big-ass contract.

79
00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:58,846
And more importantly,

80
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you're supposed to be
the team leader.

81
00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:03,417
(laughing):
And then I said,

82
00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:04,552
"Thank you, San Diego.

83
00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,387
I'm here all season."

84
00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,622
(laughing)

85
00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:09,823
Why would you do that?

86
00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,859
What's going to happen
with my dinner party?

87
00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,227
And more importantly,

88
00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,329
I just signed a contract
with the caterer.

89
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Can I have an extra roll?

90
00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,779
Sure. Here you go, baby.

91
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Uh, uh, uh.

92
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That's too many carbs.

93
00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,284
Remember, 40-30-30.

94
00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,117
Just because
they're homeless

95
00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,253
doesn't mean they
have to be fat.

96
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Lady, I live in a dryer.

97
00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:45,359
You got three seconds to
give me back my corn bread.

98
00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:50,331
What's his problem?

99
00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:51,932
He lives in a dryer.

100
00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,568
Apparently, he woke up on
the side of the lint trap.

101
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Girl, stop.

102
00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,038
See?

103
00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,408
I knew you two would be talking.

104
00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:03,010
We do that
from time to time.

105
00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,878
No, it's just Derwin thought
you wouldn't be speaking

106
00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,814
because of the fight
between Malik and Jason.

107
00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:07,815
Oh, girl, no.

108
00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,683
Those boys have locker room
fights all the time.

109
00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:10,684
We don't get involved
in all that.

110
00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:12,886
Yeah, that'll blow over
before you know it.

111
00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,022
So, great. Everybody will
be at my dinner party.

112
00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,923
Oh, no,
we can't go to that.

113
00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,659
But you just said
it will blow over.

114
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Not in time
for your damn party.

115
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Guys, I can't change it.

116
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It's tomorrow night.

117
00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:25,666
I paid the caterer,

118
00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:26,734
I ordered the flowers.

119
00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,036
I made a mix CD.

120
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Sorry, honey, it's
out of our hands.

121
00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,273
No, it's not.

122
00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,876
Guys, this is my first
big dinner party

123
00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,645
and I'm doing it for you,

124
00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,913
to thank you for taking
me under your wings.

125
00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,983
So use those wings
to fly to my party.

126
00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,718
(laughing)

127
00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,854
Billy Ocean's on the CD.

128
00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,922
Aren't you trying to
convince us to come?

129
00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,559
Look, I just don't think
it's a good idea

130
00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:54,595
to have Jason and Malik
together in a room right now.

131
00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,029
It could be a
great thing.

132
00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,931
Girl, forget all
your football rules

133
00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,000
and just try it
my way once.

134
00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,435
Sweetie, I just think...

135
00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:03,437
No, don't think,
just listen.

136
00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:04,605
I'm just saying...

137
00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,873
mingling in a civilized,

138
00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:08,842
non-football environment might
be exactly what the guys need

139
00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:09,977
to smooth things over.

140
00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:14,047
Did I mention I have s'mores?

141
00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,450
Come on, ladies, I'm not
getting any corn bread

142
00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:18,752
until you say yes.

143
00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:21,422
Fine.
Here's your corn bread,

144
00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,824
and, fine, Malik and I
will be there.

145
00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,092
We'll be there, too.

146
00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,827
(squeals happily)
But no s'mores for Jason.

147
00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,028
He's allergic
to chocolate.

148
00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,797
Oh, but he loves
the crackers.

149
00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,331
Don't he, though?

150
00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:35,636
(knocking on door)

151
00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,871
(squeals): Ooh...
My first guests have arrived.

152
00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,072
Places, everyone. Places.

153
00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:40,808
DERWIN:
Mel, I hope you're right

154
00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,109
about this.

155
00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,546
I'm just saying, he throws
like a little girl.

156
00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:46,714
Jason...

157
00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,449
Jason, you promised.

158
00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:49,683
All right, all right.

159
00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:50,918
Hi, everybody.

160
00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:53,554
(giggling)

161
00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:54,988
What's going
on, y'all?

162
00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,124
What are you doing here, rookie?

163
00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,894
This is my house, man.

164
00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,030
Oh... Oh!

165
00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,632
You're Derwin.

166
00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:05,899
(Kelly laughs)

167
00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:07,468
Jason.

168
00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,036
Oh, I'm so glad
you guys are here.

169
00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,639
Derwin, why don't you
get Jason a drink.

170
00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:14,508
Come on, man, the bartender's
mixing up pomegranate cosmos.

171
00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,910
(laughing)

172
00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:20,147
Do you have anything
for men?

173
00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:22,816
Well? Melanie,
everything looks gorgeous.

174
00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,552
Oh, thank you.

175
00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:25,819
(knocking)
Ooh!

176
00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:26,954
Good, that must be
Tasha and Malik.

177
00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:30,524
Oh, it is. Jason insisted
we beat them to the elevator.

178
00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:34,862
Okay. Off to a good start.

179
00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,864
What? Come on, Mom.

180
00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,899
His end zone dance
is the cabbage patch.

181
00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,834
Malik! Oh, hey.

182
00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,069
Welcome to our home.

183
00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,837
(both giggling)

184
00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:48,976
Is this all of it?

185
00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:49,977
Uh...!

186
00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,945
Malik! Where are
your manners?

187
00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,547
Sorry.

188
00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,082
Good evening, Melanie.

189
00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:57,518
Where's the rest
of your house?

190
00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:58,952
(chuckles)
Come on in.

191
00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,721
Have some
hors d'oeuvres.

192
00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,089
We have pomegranate
cosmos.

193
00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,124
Ooh, pomegranate.
Sweet.

194
00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,161
Uh. Girls' drink.
That's all I'm saying.

195
00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,663
(laughing)

196
00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:10,931
(laughing):
I mean, come on.

197
00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,500
Dude's got on a
tennis bracelet.

198
00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:13,667
(Jason laughing)

199
00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:16,804
I thought it was a matching set
with the necklace and all.

200
00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,739
(laughing)

201
00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,740
Matching set.

202
00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,208
That's funny,
rookie. Uh.

203
00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,843
You're a little sharper
than I thought.

204
00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:23,877
I'll tell you what.

205
00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,579
Wednesday after practice,
maybe I'll let you,

206
00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,781
uh, shadow me on
some of my routes.

207
00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,082
For real?

208
00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,984
Ah, thanks, J!

209
00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:34,087
MELANIE:
And this is our kitchen.

210
00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,656
Oh!

211
00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,124
Look who's here!

212
00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:40,227
Jason, you know Malik.

213
00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,832
All righty, then.

214
00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:47,134
Derwin, why don't you show
Malik where to put his coat.

215
00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,002
Yeah, this way, man.

216
00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,973
Mr. Bojangles.

217
00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,847
O.J. Simpson.

218
00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,589
(chuckles)

219
00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,057
What was Jason doing
in the kitchen?

220
00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,559
Filling up a
doggie bag?

221
00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:12,726
(both laugh)

222
00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,664
'Cause he's cheap, right?

223
00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:17,698
(both laugh)

224
00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,667
See, you get me, rook.

225
00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:20,701
You know what?

226
00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:21,935
I think I'm
gonna let you

227
00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,170
run through drills
with me on Wednesday.

228
00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,805
Cool!

229
00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,073
Cool, cool...

230
00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,308
But check it out,
Malik, um...

231
00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,810
can you make it Thursday?

232
00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,078
Sure.

233
00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,980
So, uh, where's
the bedroom?

234
00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,582
This is the bedroom.

235
00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,149
This ain't a closet?

236
00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,620
Hmm. Whoa.

237
00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,155
MELANIE:
Ooh.

238
00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,759
Just in time to try
the cucumber gazpacho.

239
00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:46,760
Thanks, babe.

240
00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,128
There you go.

241
00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,231
(gulps)

242
00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,299
You call this a shot?

243
00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:54,101
(groans)

244
00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:57,137
No, she calls it "soup."

245
00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,205
You want to know
what I call you?

246
00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:59,206
MELANIE:
Hey, hey, hey.

247
00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,073
Hey.

248
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:03,176
Soup, shot-- does
it really matter?

249
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,045
It was just to cleanse
your palate.

250
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,014
Dinner will be ready
in 15 minutes.

251
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,950
(sighs)

252
00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,985
Has it been
15 minutes yet?

253
00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,155
Girl, you ain't got
15 minutes.

254
00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,024
You need to break out
a party game.

255
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,160
Dominoes, dice,
jacks, something.

256
00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,195
Ooh, I know.

257
00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,897
(chuckles)

258
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,098
I almost forgot.

259
00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:26,900
Music.

260
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,101
Any requests?

261
00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:31,071
Jason probably wants to hear
something by the White Stripes.

262
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:33,941
Whitesnake.

263
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,776
Or, hell, just put on
the White Album.

264
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,044
(chuckles)

265
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,747
And Malik would
like to hear...

266
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,615
anything about
slapping hoes.

267
00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,052
Look, guys.

268
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,087
Sports.

269
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,056
Guys playing together nicely.

270
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,158
Come on, guys.

271
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:54,161
Melanie worked so hard to
put together a nice dinner.

272
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,163
Yeah, and we're
guests in their home.

273
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,131
Last week's
game is over.

274
00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,166
(sighs)

275
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,600
It's time to move on.

276
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,305
Fine.

277
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,976
I'm sorry.

278
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,043
MELANIE:
Thank you.

279
00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,245
Now we can turn off the TV
and have a dinner party.

280
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,747
Oh, hold up, babe.

281
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,083
Yo, they're doing
a piece on us.

282
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,753
WOMAN (on TV):
This Sunday, you face your
rivals, the Arizona Agaves.

283
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,254
Now, what do you need to do

284
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,124
to bounce back from last
week's lackluster performance?

285
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,859
What do I need to do?

286
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,094
I don't need to do anything

287
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,229
except keep swinging
my $40 million arm.

288
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:32,165
It's the receivers,
especially the veterans,

289
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,434
that need to step up and start
catching some of these balls.

290
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,771
But maybe they just don't have
the speed they used to.

291
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,374
Awkward.

292
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,013
Look, Jason,
man, I...

293
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,881
Yo, Jason,
here you go.

294
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,116
JASON (on TV):
You know what?

295
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,250
Uh, last week was all my fault.

296
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,787
I take full blame because
I don't have elastic arms

297
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,123
to catch balls thrown
ten yards in front of me.

298
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,958
Bottom line, this quarterback
still needs to learn

299
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,259
this game isn't
just about power,

300
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,227
it's also about control.

301
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,830
But, uh... maybe that's
one of those things

302
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,964
you just can't teach.

303
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,398
You know?

304
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,969
Damn...!

305
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,811
Wow.

306
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,246
Wow. I mean, I...

307
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,080
Wow.

308
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,950
Didn't you just see
your client on TV?

309
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,786
Okay, well, how is having dinner
with your family helping me?

310
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:26,854
No, no, no.

311
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,189
Maybe the solution is
to find a publicist for Malik

312
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,924
who doesn't
have a family.

313
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,993
Yeah, that's
what I thought.

314
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,094
You want to take it national?

315
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,328
Got it.

316
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,264
Least I didn't just
straight call you out.

317
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,099
I said "veterans,"
plural.

318
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,334
You were lumped in a
whole non-catching group.

319
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,804
But you're the one who tried
to put a brother on blast.

320
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:44,704
That's pretty
self-centered, Malik.

321
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,339
The team has
more than one quarterback.

322
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,340
Oh.
(laughs)

323
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,308
I'm sorry, dog.

324
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,943
You were talking
about Wade.

325
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:53,413
Our backup quarterback/
groundskeeper/coach's nephew.

326
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,516
I'm not getting
into this with you.

327
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,951
Kel, grab the coats.

328
00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,386
I'm gonna make us
some plates to go.

329
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,021
MELANIE:
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

330
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,255
Kelly, don't go!

331
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:05,225
I've got parfait for dessert.
It's delicate!

332
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,060
It won't travel well!

333
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,431
Well, call me back when you
figure out how to spin this.

334
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,266
I don't know why
you need a publicist.

335
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,803
Malik does a good job
spinning his own stories.

336
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,337
Careful where you're
stepping, Kelly Pitts.

337
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,940
I'm stepping in the
truth, Tasha Mack.

338
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,108
Oh, God.

339
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,310
Please don't use
first and last names.

340
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,913
Your son blames everyone else
for his mistakes.

341
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,948
Maybe if he stepped up and
practiced a little more,

342
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,017
he might complete
a few more passes.

343
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,385
Well, maybe they could get
their timing right in practice

344
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,388
if Jason would stop calling
his arthritis a hamstring pull.

345
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,390
MELANIE:
You know, we could
just send the guys home,

346
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,259
and it would just be
the three of us--

347
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,861
laughing, eating parfait,

348
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,529
not even worrying
about our thighs.

349
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:46,366
Maybe it's not a lack of
timing, it's a lack of talent.

350
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,902
Or maybe it's just
the color of the ball.

351
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,437
Maybe if we painted
the ball white,

352
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,573
Jason may try harder
to catch it.

353
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,942
Believe me,

354
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,243
Jason can
catch anything

355
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,311
that mama's boy of
yours can throw.

356
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,547
Well, at least he has
a mama who cares.

357
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,984
Not like that poor child you let
walk around with a tore up afro

358
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,319
'cause you know less than
nothing about black hair.

359
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,554
It sure doesn't look
like you know

360
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,422
a hell of a lot about
black hair, either,

361
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,424
considering most of yours
came from Korea.

362
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,393
(gasps)
Ooh!

363
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,129
(laughing)

364
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,231
I mean...

365
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,901
No!

366
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,035
I see.

367
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:25,906
You want to take this
to an earring-removal moment.

368
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,074
I got earrings, too.

369
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,175
Clip-ons.

370
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,110
Wait, wait, wait! Everybody,
leave your earrings on.

371
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:37,050
How you just gonna
stand there and, "Ooh,"

372
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:40,120
when she talked
about my hair?

373
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,455
I'm gonna remember that,
Melanie Barnett.

374
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,460
God, they told me

375
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,030
getting the guys together
would be a bad idea.

376
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,165
But I just had
to push it.

377
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,300
Whoo!

378
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:57,237
This could possibly be the best
parfait I have ever had.

379
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,406
Derwin, please.

380
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,541
I'm in a crisis.

381
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,911
It's my fault my friends
hate each other.

382
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,346
It's not all bad.

383
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,214
When Jason and Malik
are fighting,

384
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,149
they act like
I'm their best friend!

385
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,284
Those two going at it
could be great for me.

386
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,087
What?

387
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,488
All right.

388
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,489
Follow me.

389
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,557
Tomorrow, in the locker room,

390
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,526
when I'm talking to Jason
about the whole thing,

391
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,429
I say, "Yeah, dude,
you are so right.

392
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,031
"Malik trying to mess with you.

393
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,532
"But you can't let him
get inside your head.

394
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,434
You got to do your thing
how you do it."

395
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,002
What happens?

396
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:32,472
Old man starts giving me
veteran receiver advice,

397
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,407
mentoring me and helping me
hone my game.

398
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,276
Then I go over
and talk to Malik.

399
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,378
Say, "Yeah, dude,
you are so right.

400
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,414
"Jason, he trying
to mess with you.

401
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,416
"But you can't let him
get inside your head.

402
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,518
You got to do your thing
how you do it."

403
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,287
What happens?

404
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,688
Señor Bling-Bling

405
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,257
asks the coach if I can come up

406
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,959
from the B squad
so I can work with him.

407
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,995
He starts throwing me the ball,
I get to show off my skills,

408
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,430
Derwin wins.

409
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,601
Mm...

410
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,070
You are sick.

411
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:08,175
Jason and Malik fighting
affects the whole team.

412
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,077
I've ruined Tasha and
Kelly's relationship,

413
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,145
and I have to figure
out how to fix it.

414
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:15,382
Mel, I get that you always
want to fix things

415
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,449
and make people feel better.

416
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,618
That's why you want to be
a doctor and whatnot.

417
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:24,457
But I don't know how many
opportunities I'm gonna get.

418
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,593
Do you hear yourself?

419
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,595
We're not these kind
of people, Derwin.

420
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,430
Or are we?

421
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,698
Is this what
we're becoming?

422
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,466
Users?

423
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,534
Remember,

424
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:38,105
whatever you do, you still
have to answer to God.

425
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,280
(sighs)

426
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,249
Yeah.

427
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,483
You're right, Mel.

428
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,586
Satan came to
our dinner party tonight,

429
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,023
and I just let him stroll on in
and take a seat.

430
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,327
Baby, I'm sorry.

431
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,329
So you'll help me?

432
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,564
The truth is, boo,

433
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,034
I don't know how much
I can really do.

434
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,002
Jason and Malik aren't
gonna listen to the rook.

435
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,303
(scoffs)

436
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,371
You have no idea.

437
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,206
These women are...

438
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,474
Mm.

439
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,508
Huh?

440
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,377
(chuckles)

441
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,411
Yeah, yeah.

442
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,546
That's amazing, right?

443
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,547
Mm?

444
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,582
Shut up.

445
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:30,523
(crowd roaring)

446
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,625
(whistle blowing)

447
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,038
Mm!

448
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,748
I'm saving this
for my sister!

449
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,430
ANNOUNCER:
A magnificent catch!
(cheering)

450
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,165
And a 38-yard touchdown!

451
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,169
Malik Wright to Jason Pitts!

452
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,505
The Sabers make it
a three-possession game

453
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,772
with just under
five minutes to go.

454
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,675
(gasps)
Oh! Look, look!

455
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,676
They're hugging!

456
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,213
Th-they're friends again!

457
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,581
Oh, thank God!
We can sit together now.

458
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,685
Come on!

459
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,021
Why isn't anybody moving?

460
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,594
I'm fine where I am.

461
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,631
(scoffs)

462
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,166
Me, too.

463
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,234
What do you mean?

464
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,601
The guys aren't
fighting anymore.

465
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,370
So we can be friends again.

466
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,272
Don't beg, Melanie.

467
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,741
It's pathetic.

468
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,812
Are you guys gonna
stay mad at each other?

469
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,881
Why?

470
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,151
You know, I hate this.

471
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,585
Guys get over things so quickly,

472
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,654
but women always
have to hold on to stuff.

473
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,589
Why can't we just
do like the men?

474
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:13,626
Bump chests, smack each other
in the asses and move on.

475
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,197
I would love that.

476
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,737
You are slower than I thought.

477
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,506
This is no longer about the men.

478
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,675
It stopped being about the men
when she got personal.

479
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:29,876
KELLY:
When I got personal?

480
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,345
You were the one...
MELANIE:
Hey, hey.

481
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,447
Hey, time-out.

482
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,584
You guys have got
to let this stuff go.

483
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,751
If anybody

484
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,320
is at fault, it's me.

485
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,354
You tried to tell me

486
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:42,522
to postpone the party.

487
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,490
But did I listen? No.

488
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,658
You told me the guys
needed time to cool off.

489
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,527
And were you right? Yes.

490
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,661
So the next time I try to do

491
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:49,662
something crazy,
somebody slap me.

492
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,799
I got that.

493
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,768
Look, guys,

494
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,270
I'm a rookie.

495
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,638
That's why I need you.

496
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,773
And I'm gonna
make mistakes.

497
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:05,378
And how am I gonna learn without
advice from the veterans?

498
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,815
All right,
you know what?

499
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,217
Forget it.

500
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,219
I am so sick of all this.

501
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,486
I don't know what I'm doing

502
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,754
wasting my time
with you people anyway.

503
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,723
Stay mad, I don't care.

504
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,758
I'm out of it.

505
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,799
That's three.

506
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:27,900
No, that's four.

507
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:31,471
She stormed out of the last
Sunbeams meeting, too.

508
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,340
"I don't need you Sunbeams.

509
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,341
I'm in medical school."

510
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,608
(Tasha chuckles)

511
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,345
No, it was more like,
"I'm in med school."

512
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:41,714
(both laughing)

513
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,950
We better go get her.

514
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,952
You know she's gonna take
the wrong elevator

515
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,954
and end up in the visitor's
locker room.

516
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,256
BOTH:
Again.

517
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,923
(both laughing)

518
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:51,991
Sorry.

519
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,227
Me, too.

520
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,498
Oh, please kiss.

521
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,000
Please kiss.

522
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,769
(both laughing)