1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:05,973 (fans cheering over TV) 2 00:00:06,074 --> 00:00:07,741 You're eating potato chips? 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,943 Melanie, a single chip has 28 calories 4 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:11,679 and five grams of fat. 5 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:14,915 Do you have to do that? 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,149 No. 7 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:18,586 Ooh, dip. 8 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,221 50 calories, four grams of fat. 9 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:21,955 I guess I do. 10 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:23,724 Kelly, let her eat. 11 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:26,160 Forget it, I lost my appetite. 12 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,761 That's my girl. 13 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,898 ANNOUNCER: Ooh, there seems to be little love lost 14 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:31,999 between Malik Wright 15 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,901 and Offensive Coordinator Kenny Taylor. 16 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:35,736 Uh-oh. Manager alert. 17 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:37,605 Oh, hell. Come on, Malik. 18 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,173 It's only 30 seconds left in the game. 19 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,475 Don't do anything stupid. 20 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,777 Too late. 21 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:48,249 Oh, look! Look. 22 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,684 Derwin's on TV. 23 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,787 Aw, honey, if they never panned the bench, 24 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,623 you'd never see your sweetie. 25 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:04,532 (snapping fingers): Malik. 26 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:05,799 You all right? 27 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:06,900 Hell, no, I ain't all right. 28 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,436 Coach T is trying to keep me in the pocket. 29 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:10,571 That ain't my game-- my thing is I need to run. 30 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:11,872 Let me move; that's what I do. 31 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,707 Okay, why are you tripping? You won. 32 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:14,808 You don't make the highlight reels 33 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:15,909 by playing in the pocket. 34 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,077 Remember, this supposed to be my year. 35 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:18,612 Cover of Madden, Sports Illustrated. 36 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,181 Ma, I want my ESPY. 37 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:21,882 All right, all right, I'll talk to Coach T, again. 38 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:22,950 Here he comes now. 39 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:25,386 Let that fool know what's what. 40 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:26,987 Coach. 41 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,088 I know, Tasha, I know. 42 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,457 Yeah, you better know. 43 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,559 My client, your star quarterback, is not happy. 44 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,461 If your client keeps ignoring my play calling, 45 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,429 he's going to find himself the backup quarterback. 46 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:38,832 Or, he may just find himself starting for Washington. 47 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:39,900 Your turn. 48 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,902 Look, we are not going to work this out 49 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:44,004 in the next few minutes, so if you'll excuse me, 50 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,606 I got to get something to eat. 51 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,241 I eat. 52 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,881 I'm just saying, it's a morale issue. 53 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:56,417 He... Damn, you do eat. 54 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:59,587 I don't eat cute, and I don't eat for show. 55 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:00,888 I eat for sustenance. 56 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:02,456 I'm just saying, 57 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:05,359 Malik padding his own stats is bringing the team down. 58 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,995 Receivers would like to make some plays, too. 59 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:10,698 Well, maybe if the receivers could get open, 60 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,099 Malik could pass them the ball. 61 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,101 Well, Malik has to stay in the pocket 62 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,103 to give the receivers time to get open. 63 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:19,373 Well, maybe if the line would block for him, 64 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,008 he could stay in the pocket. 65 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:24,011 Look, all I know is somebody's at fault, 66 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:25,879 and it ain't Malik. 67 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,748 Hey, we can argue this all night. 68 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,317 I got all night. 69 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:35,088 Ooh. Now, you ain't gonna just rock my world 70 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:36,424 and think this is over. 71 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,626 Over? That was just practice. 72 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,294 It's game time, baby. 73 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,629 (squealing) 74 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:44,198 (giggling) 75 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:00,314 If you're going to creep in this late, 76 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,350 I hope you got some Taco Bell. 77 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,652 (scoffs) 78 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,287 Hey, baby. You still up? 79 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,121 It's 2:00 in the morning. 80 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:09,390 I've been worried sick. 81 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,458 You couldn't call nobody? 82 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:12,059 Look, I'm sorry, baby, I'm fine. 83 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:13,060 Not about you. 84 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,162 What happened with Coach T? 85 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:17,164 Trust, I'm all over that. 86 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,567 I mean, I'm handling the situation. 87 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:21,735 So I get to run my game. 88 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,704 -Well, not yet. -Well... 89 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,473 You didn't make any headway? 90 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:27,174 Hell, no. 91 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:30,043 I-I mean, it's, it's just going to take some time. 92 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:31,779 But you were with him all night. 93 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,113 I wasn't with him all night. 94 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,348 Then where were you? 95 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,148 Oh... 96 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:37,751 Well, if you must know... 97 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,920 I had to give Melanie a ride home. 98 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:40,921 Who's Melanie? 99 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:41,922 Derwin's girlfriend. 100 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,357 Who is Derwin? 101 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:45,192 The rookie. 102 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:46,427 Why does she need a ride from you? 103 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:49,297 Because she's in medical school. 104 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:50,498 And? 105 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:53,100 And? It's hard! 106 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,168 Look, just quit sweating me and go to bed. 107 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,338 You got practice in a few hours. 108 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,509 Don't let me down, Ma. 109 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,619 (phone line rings) 110 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:15,323 (phone ringing) 111 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,361 Hello? 112 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:21,495 Hey, girl. 113 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,496 Tasha? 114 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,764 You busy? 115 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,133 Busy sleeping. 116 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:28,101 Are you getting an attitude with me? 117 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:33,140 Okay, listen, if Malik asks you if I gave you a ride home, 118 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,342 just say yes. 119 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:37,144 And tell him that medical school is hard. 120 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:39,713 Why do you need me to lie? 121 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:42,115 'Cause I do, and just make sure 122 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,684 that your boyfriend's on the same page. 123 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,353 Bye. 124 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,656 Why are you lying for Tasha? 125 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,758 I don't know, but if you see Malik, 126 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:51,825 just tell him she gave me 127 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:54,127 a ride home from medical school, and it's hard. 128 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:01,835 Ow! Ow! 129 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:04,137 See, the problem is, 130 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,173 most black girls learn the cost of cute 131 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,408 by the time they're five years old. 132 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:10,143 This child is way behind the curve. 133 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,480 Ow! Mommy, it hurts. 134 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:15,282 I know, baby, but it's so pretty. 135 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,652 No. No, sir. 136 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,421 Daddy, save me! 137 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:21,522 You got to man up, Brit-Brat. 138 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:22,990 Hey, sweetie. What are you 139 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:25,058 doing back so soon? You miss your tee time? 140 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,960 -Forgot my gloves. -Hall closet. 141 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,398 While you're in there, see if you can find your game. 142 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,032 Oh. Okay. 143 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:34,368 No problem. I think it's right next to your glory days, 144 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,136 which is right behind your arthritis. 145 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:38,472 Ahh... Just hurry up, Pitts. 146 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:42,075 I want to get back, so I can see that new movie Cruise Control. 147 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,343 Have you seen it? 148 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:45,413 -Oh, yeah, it's really good. -No, I haven't. 149 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,649 But I-I think it's playing over at Fashion Valley. 150 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,884 That's where I was going to go see it. 151 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,185 6:30. 152 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,622 I'm sure you'll enjoy it. 153 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:56,690 I'm sure I will. 154 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,125 JASON: Come on, it's going 155 00:05:58,225 --> 00:05:59,860 to take us all day to walk that course. 156 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,930 Walk? But they have carts. 157 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,298 Do you have cart money? 158 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:07,835 Yeah, man, I have cart money. 159 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:09,870 See you, Kelly. 160 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:11,639 Tasha. 161 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,340 Kenny. 162 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,244 (door opens) 163 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:19,513 -Brittany, go to your room. -(door closes) 164 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,114 Thank God. 165 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,416 (scoffs) 166 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:24,418 What? 167 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,219 -What? -What? 168 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,456 -What? You know what. -What?! 169 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:31,291 Okay, I'm going to ask you one more time, what? 170 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,527 Okay, damn. 171 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:34,762 Fine. 172 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,730 We had sex. 173 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,031 Five times. 174 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,933 Well, six, if you count... 175 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,502 No, you wouldn't. 176 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,070 Now what? 177 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,538 You know what. 178 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:45,873 I knew what the first "what" was, 179 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,576 but I'm not so sure about this "what," so what? 180 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:51,512 Seems pretty convenient that Malik and Coach T had a fight 181 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,013 about staying in the pocket. 182 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,948 Now Coach T's in your pocket. 183 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,284 Five times. 184 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:59,587 You start messing with the offense, 185 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:02,289 you're messing with my husband's career. 186 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:05,993 Now, I can see how this can look untoward, 187 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:09,396 but I am very clear on the line between business and pleasure. 188 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:11,765 Be sure that you are. 189 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,967 I'm watching you, Tasha Mack. 190 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,136 Fine, watch me, Kelly Pitts. 191 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:19,840 'Cause I'm not doing anything I need to be ashamed of. 192 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,875 Just don't tell Malik anything about this. 193 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,778 Well, if you're not ashamed, why can't I tell Malik? 194 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,980 'Cause I haven't thought it all through yet. 195 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,982 And 'cause Malik is my child. 196 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,218 And 'cause, damn it, I said so. 197 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:38,258 (indistinct conversations) 198 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:39,727 Excuse me. 199 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,495 Is that seat taken? 200 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,697 I was saving it for the most beautiful woman in San Diego. 201 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,199 Oh. Well, lucky for you, she just arrived. 202 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,968 (laughing) 203 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,739 Baby, you didn't have to buy popcorn. 204 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:52,773 I bought you some. 205 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:56,744 When you're out on a date with me, I got you. 206 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,145 Oh! That is so sweet. 207 00:07:58,245 --> 00:07:59,680 Here. Have some popcorn. 208 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,314 I'm on a date! 209 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,019 I've been looking forward to seeing you all day. 210 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,220 Me, too. 211 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,989 Oh, this feels so good. 212 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,891 Yeah. Yeah, it does. 213 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,960 Did you get my e-mail? 214 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:16,964 Why? Did you send me a virtual kiss, Mr. Romantic? 215 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:19,032 Not exactly. 216 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,500 I sent you some material 217 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,035 that backs up my argument about Malik. 218 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,503 (scoffs) 219 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,673 We are on a date. 220 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:28,175 I know. I just thought we should resolve that 221 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,143 so we can concentrate on us. 222 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,613 I can't talk about business when I'm being all womanly 223 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:33,813 and you're being all manly. 224 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,650 Damn. Now I got to put on my manager's hat 225 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,885 and create a professional distance. 226 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,659 Okay. Talk. 227 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,261 I want Malik to have a long and successful career. 228 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,664 Well, that's mighty black of you. 229 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,265 Tasha, I know what I'm doing. 230 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,034 I coached Roy Phillips in Cleveland. 231 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,936 He played 15 years. 232 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,539 Now he's retiring, healthy, with two rings 233 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,775 and the cover of a Wheaties box. 234 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,345 -What are you thinking? -I'm thinking 235 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:08,548 the popcorn's not the only thing getting buttered up around here. 236 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,350 Tasha, I'm not playing you. I... 237 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,886 I didn't even put butter on that popcorn. 238 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,121 Look, 239 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,590 you know Malik's hot-dogging leaves him open to injury. 240 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,025 There are plenty of defensive backs 241 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,093 that would love to end your boy's career early. 242 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,562 Now, Malik's becoming real predictable. 243 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,231 Now, we got Philly this weekend. 244 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,565 Those guys have his number. 245 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,100 That's why we lost to them last year. 246 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,602 If you can get him 247 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:32,272 to play within my system, I can take him to the next level. 248 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:33,641 (dramatic music plays) 249 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:36,143 Okay. We are done with business. 250 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,378 Just until the movie's over. 251 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,814 -I made reservations for dinner. -Fine. 252 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,616 Then, after dessert. 253 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,584 Thought I was dessert. 254 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,419 Okay. But at some point, 255 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,288 you're going to have to get up off of me, 256 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:51,124 so I can think about this. 257 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,396 (phone ringing) 258 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,999 I got it. 259 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,834 (sighs) 260 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,936 You got it. 261 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,005 (laughs) 262 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,240 Hello. 263 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,776 -Hey. -Hey, Melanie. 264 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,678 Is there something going on with Tasha? 265 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,780 I got this strange phone call from her. 266 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,782 Has she been acting a little... 267 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,817 Fine, you beat it out of me. 268 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,219 Tasha and Kenny Taylor are going together. 269 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,321 What, my Kenny? 270 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,489 "Going together"? 271 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,692 I thought that phrase died in the '80s. 272 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,393 As if. 273 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,695 Don't tell anybody. 274 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,663 Tasha swore me to secrecy. 275 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,098 (chuckles) Good job with that, babe. 276 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,199 Shh! 277 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,233 I get it. 278 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,668 It's a secret. 279 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,804 (softly): Coach T and Tasha are hooking up. 280 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:39,840 For real? They're old. 281 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,675 I can't believe I told you that. 282 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,310 God, you're good. 283 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,178 You're going to make a great lawyer. 284 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:48,448 I'm in medical school. 285 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,583 Oops, got to go. 286 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,252 -(phone beeps) -Hello? 287 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:56,489 Girl, what am I doing with this man, and why didn't you stop me? 288 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,726 And how come the one guy that I wind up 289 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,161 liking has to be Malik's coach? 290 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,696 And how come everything he says 291 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,032 got to make so much damn sense about Malik? 292 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,735 And how do I know if he really is making sense, 293 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:08,936 or if I'm just tripping 294 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,938 'cause he's ringing my bell and whatnot? 295 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,906 Okay. I think... 296 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:13,707 Look, I did not 297 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,108 call to ask you what you think, 298 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,710 'cause I don't care what you think. 299 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,746 You know what? I would never mislead Malik. 300 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,213 I'm just going to have to trust myself, 301 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:24,251 because Tasha Mack would never steer Tasha Mack wrong. 302 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,054 Thank you, Tasha Mack. 303 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,225 And look at Roy Phillips. 304 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,761 He ran the same offense, 305 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,730 and his tired old ass is on the cereal box. 306 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,499 And you damn sure look better than him. 307 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,769 (chuckling): True. True. 308 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,303 See? 309 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,637 And when you win a championship, 310 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,374 your endorsements are going to blow up even more. 311 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,708 Yeah. (scoffs) 312 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,677 And we can get some for you, too, 313 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,712 because if McNabb's mama can sell soup, 314 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:53,981 you ought to have your own chowder, 315 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,415 or better yet, a bisque-- baby! 316 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,416 Ooh. 317 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,717 See there? 318 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,152 I like it when you think big. 319 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,822 (both cackling) 320 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:02,956 -Ma... -Hmm! 321 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,825 I can never tell if what these guys are saying 322 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,626 is good for me or just good for them. 323 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,461 You're the only one I can trust, Mama. 324 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,764 That's 'cause I'll never steer you wrong, Malik. 325 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,699 So do it for the team, baby. 326 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,401 Do it for your career. 327 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,602 Okay. 328 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,004 I'll try it. 329 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,872 But I'm doing it for my mama's bisque. 330 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,208 -Oh... -(chuckles) 331 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,811 -ANNOUNCER: And he scores! -(cheering) 332 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,846 Jason just caught a 40-yard pass! 333 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,781 No, Malik just threw a 40-yard pass, 334 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,649 while staying in the pocket. 335 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,685 That's my baby! 336 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,422 From what I hear, you got two babies. 337 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,724 Heifer, you told? 338 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,860 She lawyered it out of me. 339 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,561 MELANIE (sighs): I'm in 340 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,396 med school. 341 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,032 This is not about you. 342 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,334 (sing-songy): Tasha got her groove back. 343 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,635 (all laughing) 344 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:51,138 Okay, look, but don't start picking out china patterns 345 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,339 or anything like that. 346 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,606 It's only been a few dates. 347 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,408 So I just wanted to see where this goes. 348 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,545 So don't tell anybody, especially your men. 349 00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,546 -Oh. -Oh. 350 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,115 -(scoffs) We wouldn't do that. -No. 351 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,792 (all cheering) 352 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,296 Yes! 353 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,397 Yeah! Yeah! 354 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,699 -Yeah! -That's what I'm talking about, baby. 355 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,002 -Yeah! -That's what I'm talking about. 356 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,337 Hey, hey, looking good out there, Wright. 357 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,238 Thanks, Coach. 358 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,807 -Doing it sweet, Malik. -Yo, rook! 359 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,542 We're up by 24. I might even talk to the coach 360 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,911 about letting you run a couple of plays 361 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,613 so people could finally know who our, uh... 362 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,615 Davis is, baby! 363 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,649 For real? 364 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,085 Yo, thanks, man. 365 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,752 I really can't tell you how much this means... 366 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,621 You're flapping your gums too damn much, dawg. 367 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,323 Don't make me regret this, please! 368 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,892 My man. Whoo! 369 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,259 Dude! 370 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,260 I'm gonna have to drop 371 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,561 a few of these balls. 372 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,629 I'm making you look too good. 373 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:53,566 (grunting melodically in unison) 374 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,335 (laughs) We're winning, baby! 375 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,238 I guess Moms getting with Coach T worked out. 376 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,572 Oh, so you know? 377 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,941 Melanie was acting like 378 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,011 your moms and Coach T hooking up was some big secret. 379 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,716 Hooking up? 380 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:23,230 Oh, see, "hooking up" where I come from means... 381 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,267 It's like making love... 382 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,536 It isn't hitting it. 383 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,971 (grunts) 384 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,075 Damn it! 385 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,052 I'm not gonna get in the game, am I? 386 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,553 With idiot moves like that, 387 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:51,891 I think that, deep down, you don't really want to play. 388 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,467 -(fans cheering) -What the hell is wrong with Malik? 389 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,801 Jason is wide open. 390 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,303 Why is Malik running all over the place? 391 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,504 Throw the ball! 392 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,772 Where's Derwin? 393 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,774 Where he always is-- holding down the bench. 394 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,210 (all gasping) 395 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,413 ANNOUNCER: Ooh, what a hit on Malik Wright. 396 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,182 He doesn't look like he's getting up. 397 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:18,918 The medical team is coming out on the field, folks. 398 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,964 (elevator bell dings) 399 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,668 All right, God, it's like this. 400 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,005 I'll stop parking in handicap spots, 401 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,840 I'll stop claiming Tee-Tee and them on my taxes, 402 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,543 and I will never sleep with anybody ever again. 403 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,279 Just let my child be all right. 404 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,684 Thank God. 405 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,720 Are you okay? Is he okay? 406 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,721 Oh, he'll be all right. 407 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,023 A few bruised ribs. 408 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,725 He just got the wind knocked out of him. 409 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,760 Boy, if you ever scare me like this again, 410 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,162 I will kill you. 411 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,164 Malik, what are you doing out there? 412 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,033 We talked about this-- you're safer in the pocket. 413 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,201 I rolls out. That's what I do. 414 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,703 So tell your boyfriend, he can kiss my... (groans) 415 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,473 (grunting) 416 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,009 Now I know why you was on the coach's side. 417 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:19,279 I guess you took one for the tea-- damn, man. 418 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,914 Don't talk to your mother like that. 419 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:25,318 She's a strong, intelligent, beautiful woman. 420 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:31,191 And it's only natural that she has... needs. 421 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:34,094 Joe, get away. 422 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,167 Malik Wright, 423 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,834 there will never be a time in your life 424 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,803 when you think it's okay to disrespect me. 425 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,805 What about you disrespecting me? 426 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,674 Everybody's laughing at me behind my back, 427 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,276 and with Coach T? 428 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,144 Ma, this is my job! 429 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,147 How could you do this to me? 430 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,316 I was going to get you your own bisque. 431 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,752 Malik, I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 432 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,289 But this all caught me by surprise. 433 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,858 I haven't met a man that I cared about in a long time. 434 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,895 Especially one that made me feel this good. 435 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:12,098 Look, I'm a mama, but I'm a woman, too. 436 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,866 -Ma. -Look, I have desires... 437 00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:16,502 Lord, please! 438 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:17,869 Malik, look. 439 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,607 You got to know that whatever happened between me and Kenny 440 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,909 had nothing to do with my advice about your career, 441 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,612 'cause I stand behind everything I told you. 442 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:31,351 And judging by your bruised ribs... so should you. 443 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:36,156 All right. I hear you. 444 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,725 (grunts) 445 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,760 (sighs) 446 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:41,928 Here's the deal. 447 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:45,064 You got a decision to make. 448 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,800 You're my mom, and you can date whoever you want to. 449 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,304 Or you can be my manager and shut it down. 450 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,448 I'm your manager. 451 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,862 What are you going to do? 452 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,697 What I have to do. 453 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,499 Aw, I'm sorry, Tasha. 454 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,801 It's hard to find a man out there. 455 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,337 How do you know, young'un? 456 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,239 Girl, I don't; I'm just trying to help. 457 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,374 (chuckles) 458 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:32,812 Excuse me. 459 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,047 -Hi. -Hey, Coach T. 460 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,816 I'm Derwin Davis' girlfriend. 461 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,185 Number 81. 462 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:42,054 You know, if you put him in someday, you won't be sorry. 463 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,393 Hey. 464 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,161 Hey. 465 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,696 -I... -I... 466 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,831 (both laugh) 467 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,800 You go first. 468 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,836 Well, your boy pulled it out for us. 469 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:57,870 Mm-hmm. 470 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,005 He knows how to win. 471 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:02,242 Oh, yeah, he does, and so do you. 472 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,645 (chuckles) Now, you know we created a hot mess. 473 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,247 Yeah. I can't argue with that. 474 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:11,150 And, uh... you know what we got to do, right? 475 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,186 Yeah, I know, I know. 476 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,722 I mean, it's the right thing to do. 477 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,656 Mm-hmm. 478 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,758 This is the only thing to do, right? 479 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:19,926 Yeah. 480 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,195 I mean, you know, I told Malik that I was just 481 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,530 going to be his manager and not allow 482 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:27,534 my personal life to interfere with his career. 483 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,737 That's the right thing to do, right? 484 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,541 Right or wrong, baby... 485 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,744 the sad thing is I already caught feelings for you. 486 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,480 Damn. 487 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,082 Me, too, baby. 488 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,458 (sighs)