1
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You'’re in a
blast package.

2
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Blue right, fake 22 iso,

3
00:00:07,421 --> 00:00:08,422
9-8-9--
what do you do?

4
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Since I'’m the Z receiver,

5
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I run a nine, a go-route.

6
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And he scores!

7
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Your turn.

8
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Fever, lethargy and stiff neck
are symptomatic of what?

9
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Uh, you
after a game.

10
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Come on, Mel, quit stalling.

11
00:00:24,921 --> 00:00:26,302
Um, encephalitis.

12
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[imitates buzzer]

13
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Okay, I did not
get that wrong.

14
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You did, and your patient
just went code blue.

15
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Baby, you need
to know this stuff.

16
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You getting through med
school is all we have

17
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to fall back on if this football
thing doesn'’t work out.

18
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[sighs]

19
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So, come on, girl,

20
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we still might be able
to save your patient.

21
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Uh... viral meningitis.

22
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-That'’s my girl.
-Yes!

23
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Cure the world.

24
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And when you become the starting
receiver for the Sabers,

25
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-you'’ll never need me to fall
back on. -Thank you.

26
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Except for your ride home,

27
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-'’cause I'’m taking the car
today. -What?

28
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I'’ve got class, study group,
cleaners, grocery shopping

29
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and the Sabers Sunbeam meeting.

30
00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,860
I know you got a lot
going on, baby,

31
00:01:07,929 --> 00:01:09,759
but you getting in good
with them Saber wives

32
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is really going to help
me fit in around here.

33
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You know I wouldn'’t ask you to
help me,

34
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if it weren'’t important.

35
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I know.

36
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God'’s going to bless
you for this.

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We'’ll see.

38
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Welcome, Saber Sunbeams.

39
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I am so proud
of this organization

40
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and all that we do,

41
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giving back to the people
of San Diego.

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Those here legally...
and illegally.

43
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To kick off this week'’s meeting,
I thought it might be apropos

44
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to read the meaning
of "charity."

45
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"Almsgiving,

46
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"benevolence...

47
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or generosity towards others."

48
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[sighs]

49
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Sit with that.

50
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Now, I know our men
get all the glory...

51
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This girl loves to
hear herself talk.

52
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How long do you think this
general meeting will last?

53
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Usually an hour past the
time I stop giving a damn.

54
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Oh, is that any time
before 3:00

55
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because I got
to get back to class.

56
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...but we give them heart.

57
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You give them heart.

58
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Doubtful.

59
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All right, fellas,

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I know we talked about
investing your money,

61
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proper conditioning,
nutrition, but sex

62
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is the one area
that usually burns the rookies.

63
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Literally.

64
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[chuckles]

65
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That was funny, rookies. Laugh.

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MAN:
Listen to Jason.

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You don'’t get to be team captain

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without knowing
when to wear a helmet.

69
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Now, where are you must
likely to get these diseases?

70
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Detroit.

71
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[laughter]

72
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Hmm.

73
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Why don'’t you save your jokes
for the bench, rookie?

74
00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,806
You get '’em from the groupies.

75
00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:07,532
You get '’em from
the hoochies.

76
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You get '’em from
the down-low guys.

77
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And we would be remiss

78
00:03:13,883 --> 00:03:16,575
not to warn you of
enemy number one...

79
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...aka your girlfriend.

80
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Got the crumbs out of your
eyes on that one, huh?

81
00:03:24,342 --> 00:03:25,964
You got to know a lot
of these women

82
00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:27,310
just catch a ride
on your tail

83
00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:28,863
to get into the doors
of this league.

84
00:03:30,175 --> 00:03:33,040
You rookies average about what,
$500,000 a year?

85
00:03:33,109 --> 00:03:36,768
A career life of six years,
that equals... no money.

86
00:03:36,837 --> 00:03:39,357
Yet you play next
to $40 million players,

87
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so you got to ask yourself,
are they coming after you

88
00:03:41,669 --> 00:03:42,981
or your teammates?

89
00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:47,641
You... or your teammates?

90
00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:50,747
Okay, how many of you
got girlfriends?

91
00:03:50,816 --> 00:03:52,301
Don'’t be ashamed.

92
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Raise your hands.

93
00:03:55,683 --> 00:03:57,409
Okay, yeah, but I got
a good one.

94
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JASON:
Oh, my goodness.

95
00:03:59,135 --> 00:04:00,274
Did I not just tell you

96
00:04:00,343 --> 00:04:02,552
to save your jokes for
the bench, rookie?

97
00:04:02,621 --> 00:04:06,349
Now take a hundred condoms
and pass them around.

98
00:04:06,418 --> 00:04:07,764
Except you.

99
00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:09,939
'’Cause no one'’s
sleeping with you.

100
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So as you can see, wives,

101
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we have a calendar
chock-full of events,

102
00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,531
starting tonight with the
Toyota promotional party.

103
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And for those wives whose
husbands have been invited,

104
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remember, we are
the representatives.

105
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Kelly, why do you keep
addressing everyone as "wives"?

106
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I'’m not a wife.

107
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I know... and I'’m sorry.

108
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But I warned you
not to cut your hair.

109
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Remember, wannabe wives,

110
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split ends are better
than no ends.

111
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Wait a minute.

112
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I'’m a girlfriend,
and I'’d like to think I'’m here

113
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for the same reasons
as everyone else:

114
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because I love my man.

115
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I don'’t see what marital
status has to do with anything.

116
00:04:44,836 --> 00:04:47,114
It has to do
with everything.

117
00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:51,739
That'’s why it'’s
called "status."

118
00:04:51,808 --> 00:04:53,396
[sighs]

119
00:04:53,465 --> 00:04:56,606
But we all do the same
amount of work, don'’t we?

120
00:04:56,675 --> 00:04:58,021
No, Melanie.

121
00:04:58,090 --> 00:04:59,678
Actually, girlfriends do more.

122
00:04:59,747 --> 00:05:01,577
In fact, we have that hospital
fund-raiser next week

123
00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:04,476
so girlfriends will need to come
an hour early to set up.

124
00:05:04,545 --> 00:05:06,892
And stay an hour later
to pick up.

125
00:05:06,961 --> 00:05:09,723
You know, come to think of it--
just leave all of Friday open.

126
00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:13,140
It'’ll take a full day
for you to build that stage.

127
00:05:13,209 --> 00:05:15,038
That doesn'’t seem fair.

128
00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:16,833
-If you ask me...
-Excuse me.

129
00:05:16,902 --> 00:05:20,734
Isn'’t your man
a third-string wide receiver?

130
00:05:20,803 --> 00:05:22,045
Yeah.

131
00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,116
Why are you
even talking?

132
00:05:26,464 --> 00:05:30,191
This is really dysfunctional.

133
00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:32,262
Still talking.

134
00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,954
Look, it doesn'’t matter
if you'’re a wife,

135
00:05:34,023 --> 00:05:36,646
a girlfriend or whatever.

136
00:05:36,715 --> 00:05:38,786
You need to understand that
there is a hierarchy here.

137
00:05:38,855 --> 00:05:41,237
And as the mother and manager
of the star quarterback,

138
00:05:41,306 --> 00:05:43,964
my ass sit at the
top of this heap.

139
00:05:44,033 --> 00:05:45,241
Then it'’s the wives,

140
00:05:45,310 --> 00:05:46,587
then it'’s the first-string
girlfriends,

141
00:05:46,656 --> 00:05:48,865
then it'’s the second-string
girlfriends,

142
00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:51,454
and the rest of y'’all don'’t even
matter '’cause we don'’t know

143
00:05:51,523 --> 00:05:52,938
how long you and your man
are going to be here.

144
00:05:53,007 --> 00:05:54,492
And if you don'’t like it,
get to steppin'’

145
00:05:54,561 --> 00:05:58,461
and we can get on with
this boring-ass meeting.

146
00:05:58,530 --> 00:05:59,635
Well, then.

147
00:05:59,704 --> 00:06:02,051
Where are you going?

148
00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,466
I came here to do charity work,

149
00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:05,365
not to be told
how to dress or not talk

150
00:06:05,434 --> 00:06:07,125
or that my man isn'’t
going to make it

151
00:06:07,194 --> 00:06:08,540
or that I'’m not good enough

152
00:06:08,609 --> 00:06:11,025
because I don'’t have a big ring
on my finger.

153
00:06:11,094 --> 00:06:12,820
Melanie, don'’t go.

154
00:06:12,889 --> 00:06:15,720
You'’re not a wife, and without
Sunbeam validation,

155
00:06:15,789 --> 00:06:19,896
you'’re just a groupie with
a backstage pass around here.

156
00:06:19,965 --> 00:06:21,035
That'’s just it.

157
00:06:21,104 --> 00:06:24,038
I don'’t need Sunbeam validation.

158
00:06:24,107 --> 00:06:27,732
Sit down, Norma Rae.

159
00:06:27,801 --> 00:06:29,596
[laughter]

160
00:06:29,665 --> 00:06:32,115
I'’m sorry.
It just came back to me.

161
00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,911
I'’m in medical school.
I'’ll be fine without you.

162
00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:37,051
Excuse me.

163
00:06:38,536 --> 00:06:42,540
[women laughing]

164
00:06:42,609 --> 00:06:44,749
I'’m still in medical school.

165
00:06:48,304 --> 00:06:49,788
No, it-it'’s all good.

166
00:06:49,857 --> 00:06:53,033
Look, no, babe, just wear
the dress that'’s barely a dress.

167
00:06:53,102 --> 00:06:55,173
Hold on a second.

168
00:06:55,242 --> 00:06:58,210
Didn'’t I say two feet
behind me, rookie?

169
00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:01,041
And I'’d like some
of my water.

170
00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:02,560
Hold it to my mouth.

171
00:07:02,629 --> 00:07:04,493
Do you want a
sip or a gulp?

172
00:07:04,562 --> 00:07:05,666
A sip.

173
00:07:05,735 --> 00:07:07,565
And I like the way
you'’re thinking.

174
00:07:10,291 --> 00:07:12,397
Ah. Yeah.

175
00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:14,779
Mr. Toyota man.

176
00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:17,333
[chuckles]

177
00:07:17,402 --> 00:07:18,921
Get on out here, boy.

178
00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:20,750
You got some
explaining to do.

179
00:07:20,819 --> 00:07:23,960
Malik, look, before you tear
me a new one,

180
00:07:24,029 --> 00:07:25,410
I swear, I didn'’t know

181
00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,654
they were going to give Jason
the Camry campaign.

182
00:07:27,723 --> 00:07:30,346
But, hey, you'’re launching
the Tundra, huh?

183
00:07:30,415 --> 00:07:32,279
Jason'’s getting
stuck with...

184
00:07:32,348 --> 00:07:33,522
The big moneymaker.

185
00:07:33,591 --> 00:07:34,868
Man, miss me with all that.

186
00:07:34,937 --> 00:07:36,214
I know the game.

187
00:07:36,283 --> 00:07:39,942
Come on, you know that Jason'’s
the franchise player.

188
00:07:40,011 --> 00:07:43,255
But I'’m the one putting
the butts in the seats.

189
00:07:43,324 --> 00:07:46,638
And that'’s why I got you
passes for tonight'’s party.

190
00:07:46,707 --> 00:07:49,296
And I threw in
a couple extra.

191
00:07:49,365 --> 00:07:51,194
You... you trying to buy me off

192
00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:53,507
with tickets to a party
I'’m going to anyway?

193
00:07:53,576 --> 00:07:54,888
If it'’s any consolation,

194
00:07:54,957 --> 00:07:57,442
I told them you were
going to be really mad.

195
00:07:58,547 --> 00:08:01,101
Where are my boy'’s tickets at?

196
00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:02,758
I'’m sorry,
we haven'’t met.

197
00:08:02,827 --> 00:08:04,173
Yeah, you should be sorry.

198
00:08:04,242 --> 00:08:05,657
'’Cause this is
the wide receiver

199
00:08:05,726 --> 00:08:07,210
that'’s going to put Jason
out of a job.

200
00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:08,936
Let him know who you are.

201
00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:10,559
Derwin Davis.

202
00:08:10,628 --> 00:08:12,733
Hell, while y'’all handing out
endorsement deals

203
00:08:12,802 --> 00:08:14,286
to every Tom, Dick and Jason,

204
00:08:14,355 --> 00:08:16,254
you need to be giving my boy
a car deal

205
00:08:16,323 --> 00:08:18,014
or a floor mat deal or...

206
00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:19,775
hell, he could use
a cup holder deal.

207
00:08:19,844 --> 00:08:20,810
You want a cup holder deal?

208
00:08:20,879 --> 00:08:22,156
-Sure.
-[laughs]

209
00:08:22,225 --> 00:08:24,780
Give my man
a cup holder deal.

210
00:08:24,849 --> 00:08:27,610
Come to the party tonight
as my guest,

211
00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:29,509
and we'’ll talk
about your future.

212
00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,753
Right.

213
00:08:33,892 --> 00:08:35,515
Hey, Malik, good
looking out.

214
00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,378
Rookie, shut up.

215
00:08:37,447 --> 00:08:38,690
Sorry about that, babe.

216
00:08:42,245 --> 00:08:44,420
-Hey, baby.
-Hey.

217
00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,529
What'’s wrong?

218
00:08:49,598 --> 00:08:51,220
What are you talking about?

219
00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:54,430
Well, you'’re cooking,
and you promised

220
00:08:54,499 --> 00:08:57,329
the fire department you
would not do that anymore.

221
00:08:57,398 --> 00:08:59,090
[sighs]

222
00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:00,885
I quit those damn
Sunbeams.

223
00:09:00,954 --> 00:09:02,162
For real?

224
00:09:02,231 --> 00:09:04,198
Damn.

225
00:09:04,267 --> 00:09:05,648
Derwin.

226
00:09:05,717 --> 00:09:07,616
I mean, what happened?

227
00:09:07,685 --> 00:09:09,721
They have no respect for me.

228
00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:13,518
They think girlfriends are just
groupies with backstage passes.

229
00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:16,072
Hell, I gave up
Johns Hopkins for you.

230
00:09:16,141 --> 00:09:17,902
I gave up my parents for you.

231
00:09:17,971 --> 00:09:20,801
I practically gave up
my whole life for you.

232
00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:23,839
Okay, I'’m feeling awkward.

233
00:09:23,908 --> 00:09:26,669
This is a whole
new world, Derwin.

234
00:09:26,738 --> 00:09:28,222
A tough one.

235
00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:31,812
They say it'’s a team...
but people are mean here.

236
00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:36,921
Sit down.

237
00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:41,132
Mel, remember when
we came down here

238
00:09:41,201 --> 00:09:44,066
we said as long as we
have each other...

239
00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:45,757
We'’re going to be
all right.

240
00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:47,310
Yeah.

241
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:50,451
Like, tonight, we got
invited to a Toyota party

242
00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,213
by a real Toyota rep.

243
00:09:53,282 --> 00:09:55,629
Oh, no, I can'’t go.

244
00:09:55,698 --> 00:09:57,113
Those women will be there.

245
00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:59,771
The meanest ones.

246
00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,946
Tonight'’s not
about those women.

247
00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:04,051
Tonight'’s about me
and you, baby.

248
00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,675
And me and you...
we'’re the team.

249
00:10:06,744 --> 00:10:08,435
So this is it, Mel.

250
00:10:08,504 --> 00:10:11,231
This is an opportunity for me
to get my first endorsement.

251
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:13,440
Really?

252
00:10:13,509 --> 00:10:15,822
Mel, sweetheart...

253
00:10:15,891 --> 00:10:18,997
I spoke to the
Toyota rep myself.

254
00:10:20,481 --> 00:10:22,207
Oh, Derwin,
this is great.

255
00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:23,968
I know.

256
00:10:24,037 --> 00:10:26,384
So I need you to get
your pretty on.

257
00:10:26,453 --> 00:10:29,145
I need you to walk in on
my arm so cats are like,

258
00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:31,596
"Who is that?"

259
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,874
I need you to charm people
and make me look good.

260
00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:37,015
Make me look like I
drive a Toyota, baby.

261
00:10:44,298 --> 00:10:46,266
Okay, I'’ve got 8:17.

262
00:10:46,335 --> 00:10:47,681
All right, so let'’s
make our rounds,

263
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,303
meet back here
no later than 9:00.

264
00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:50,477
We only got...

265
00:10:50,546 --> 00:10:52,548
53 minutes left on
that parking meter.

266
00:10:52,617 --> 00:10:54,205
-Why didn'’t you put in more
quarters? -[laughs]

267
00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:55,827
You'’re funny.

268
00:11:04,353 --> 00:11:05,699
Excuse me!

269
00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:07,252
No, you willbe
excused from this party

270
00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:08,668
if you don'’t
follow these rules:

271
00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:10,221
stay out of all pictures;

272
00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:12,637
do not participate in any
conversation except with Malik;

273
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:15,778
and use this safety
pin to make yourself

274
00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:17,607
more of a mystery.

275
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,024
-Whoa.
-Wow!

276
00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:21,991
Look at this place.

277
00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:23,648
I'’m really glad we came.

278
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:24,994
Let'’s have fun tonight.

279
00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:26,306
Shoot,

280
00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,997
nobody turned us
away at the front door.

281
00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:29,481
It is on.

282
00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:30,690
Oh, Mel, that'’s Kyle.

283
00:11:30,759 --> 00:11:32,174
I'’ll be right
back, all right?

284
00:11:32,243 --> 00:11:34,141
Okay, sweetie,
go ahead. Go, go.

285
00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:38,249
What is she doing?

286
00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:40,838
-Who?
-Little Miss Med School.

287
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,151
Uh-uh.

288
00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:46,809
Accepting a drink
from a man she don'’t know.

289
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,261
Now she'’s doing
an arm touch.

290
00:11:52,401 --> 00:11:54,058
TASHA: And now she'’s shaking
her cookies.

291
00:11:54,127 --> 00:11:57,164
Translation: "I can do this
for you on a pole."

292
00:11:57,233 --> 00:12:00,167
Should we go over there
and talk some sense into her?

293
00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:02,514
Why? She said she
doesn'’t need us.

294
00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:04,896
And she walked out
of my meeting.

295
00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:08,486
Plus, she'’s
in"medical school."

296
00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:10,315
[sighing]:
But...

297
00:12:10,384 --> 00:12:13,491
she isin
medical school.

298
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:17,184
And... one might say
that makes her

299
00:12:17,253 --> 00:12:19,773
good Sunbeam material.

300
00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,671
Certainly a far cry better

301
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,467
than half those heifers
on your roster.

302
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,297
Besides, if we don'’t
help her out,

303
00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,437
she and that rookie
are going to break up,

304
00:12:28,506 --> 00:12:31,060
and he'’s probably going to end
up with some white girl.

305
00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:34,408
-No offense.
-None taken.

306
00:12:38,102 --> 00:12:40,035
TASHA:
Excuse us.

307
00:12:40,104 --> 00:12:41,899
You'’re looking
too available.

308
00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:43,348
Pull back.

309
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,040
[scoffs]:
I'’m talking.

310
00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:47,145
Did you just catch
an attitude with me?

311
00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:50,804
Did she just catch
an attitude with me?

312
00:12:50,873 --> 00:12:53,324
Sweetie, we'’re just
trying to help you.

313
00:12:53,393 --> 00:12:56,189
Well, sweetie,
I don'’t want your help.

314
00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:02,126
Did she just end
our conversation

315
00:13:02,195 --> 00:13:04,266
without a well-wish?

316
00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:10,548
So... how does a brother
get a cup holder deal?

317
00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:12,930
Hey, I'’m good on my
drink right now, buddy.

318
00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:14,414
No, I'’m not the waiter.

319
00:13:14,483 --> 00:13:15,898
We met today.

320
00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:17,831
Derwin Davis?
Malik introduced us?

321
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,178
You said we were going
to talk about my future.

322
00:13:20,247 --> 00:13:21,766
I said that?

323
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,250
Yeah.

324
00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:25,390
Remember, we were joking
about the cup holder deal?

325
00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:27,703
Right, right.

326
00:13:27,772 --> 00:13:30,016
That was funny.

327
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:31,224
Hey, Bob.

328
00:13:34,986 --> 00:13:37,644
Apparently, you didn'’t
get the memo about me cutting

329
00:13:37,713 --> 00:13:41,165
the last bitch who tried to get
with my man, huh?

330
00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:43,512
I'’m sorry, what did you say?

331
00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:46,308
She said she
gonna cut you.

332
00:13:46,377 --> 00:13:48,344
Oh.

333
00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:52,659
I-It'’s me. Melanie.

334
00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:55,041
From the Sunbeam meeting?

335
00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:58,665
We seen you out there all
up in her man'’s grill,

336
00:13:58,734 --> 00:14:00,909
cheesing, flipping
your hair,

337
00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:02,842
showing off
your cleavage--

338
00:14:02,911 --> 00:14:04,222
all the things he likes.

339
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,914
Wait, wait. No.

340
00:14:05,983 --> 00:14:07,536
I have a boyfriend.

341
00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:10,711
Then why you'’re not with him?

342
00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:13,404
Because I'’m in the ladies'’ room.

343
00:14:13,473 --> 00:14:16,165
I'’m in no mood to be disarmed
with the comedy.

344
00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:18,788
Sheila, block the door.

345
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,515
Hold on, Corazon, you said
we were just gonna scare her.

346
00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:23,207
Sheila...
block the door!

347
00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:24,449
No, no.

348
00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:26,486
C-Cora-Cora... Corazon,
we can talk this out.

349
00:14:26,555 --> 00:14:29,454
Oh, thank God
you'’re here!

350
00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,387
She'’s crazy!

351
00:14:31,456 --> 00:14:33,044
Please tell her
I'’m cool.

352
00:14:33,113 --> 00:14:35,460
-Hmm, that sounds like a cry for
help. -Mm-hmm.

353
00:14:35,529 --> 00:14:38,843
And you don'’t need our
help, remember, sweetie?

354
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,604
But-but she'’s going to cut me!

355
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,192
Yep, looks like it.

356
00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:45,367
[chuckles] But the good thing
is, when she does,

357
00:14:45,436 --> 00:14:48,680
-you can stitch yourself up,
Med School. -Mm.

358
00:14:48,749 --> 00:14:50,648
All right, all right,
come on, guys.

359
00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:52,995
I get it-- I need you, '’kay?

360
00:14:53,064 --> 00:14:54,341
I'’ll be
a freaking Sunbeam.

361
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:55,687
Hmm.

362
00:14:55,756 --> 00:14:57,344
That doesn'’t sound
very sincere.

363
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:59,657
Uh-uh. Sounds coerced.

364
00:14:59,726 --> 00:15:01,866
She never wanted to be
a Sunbeam.

365
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:06,284
She'’s just here to snatch
a real player with endorsements.

366
00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,977
Okay, you know what?
I'’m tired of this.

367
00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:10,564
I don'’t want your man.

368
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:14,154
You want to fight,
bring it on.

369
00:15:14,223 --> 00:15:16,122
[squeaky whimper]

370
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,780
Corazon, look, put
your shoes back on

371
00:15:19,849 --> 00:15:21,472
and just leave
the girl alone.

372
00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:24,095
You'’re right, I don'’t need
to mess up my nails.

373
00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:26,132
These areairbrush.

374
00:15:26,201 --> 00:15:30,412
I'’ll just have DeShaun forget
to block for her boyfriend

375
00:15:30,481 --> 00:15:32,552
the next time they play. Ha!

376
00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:33,863
Wait, hold up.
You start messing

377
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,417
with what'’s going down
on the field,

378
00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:37,177
you'’re gonna have to deal
with Tasha Mack.

379
00:15:37,246 --> 00:15:38,385
I'’ll handle this.

380
00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:39,766
Tasha, block the door.

381
00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:41,733
You, out.

382
00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:45,427
This is Sunbeam business.

383
00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:50,984
Corazon, state the first rule
of the Sunbeam code.

384
00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:53,297
N-Never... no, always...

385
00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:54,850
-Never...
-Never,

386
00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:58,302
ever let personal issues
affect the game.

387
00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:03,065
What happens between Sunbeams
stays between Sunbeams.

388
00:16:03,134 --> 00:16:05,447
DeShaun will hear nothing
about this.

389
00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:07,483
Right?

390
00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:09,830
Right.

391
00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:11,384
This is not over--

392
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:14,214
we will discuss this
at the next meeting.

393
00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:18,667
Is it my turn for snacks?

394
00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:23,465
That'’s it?!

395
00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:25,294
She'’s bringing snacks?

396
00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:26,813
That'’s all you'’re going to do?

397
00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:29,505
-I'’m calling the police!
-Little girl,

398
00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:32,681
do you think that was just a
school play we just acted out?

399
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:33,993
This is real.

400
00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:35,891
She willtell DeShaun
not to block for Derwin.

401
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,445
And, honey, the right
hit at the wrong time

402
00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:40,309
will end your
boyfriend'’s career.

403
00:16:40,378 --> 00:16:43,036
This is ridiculous.

404
00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:44,348
Yes, sometimes it is.

405
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:45,659
But you chose this world

406
00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:48,041
when you decided
to follow Derwin here.

407
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,456
Look, Med School,

408
00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:51,217
you got to accept
you'’re in the game now,

409
00:16:51,286 --> 00:16:54,047
and the very women you'’re going
around rejecting and pissing off

410
00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:56,670
are the very women you'’re
going to need to make it.

411
00:16:56,739 --> 00:16:59,673
Again, the importance
of the Sunbeams.

412
00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:03,160
We'’re not just about
passing out coats to cold kids.

413
00:17:03,229 --> 00:17:06,300
We really are a support group
for each other.

414
00:17:06,369 --> 00:17:09,683
Lean on us-- we know things
that can help you.

415
00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:12,307
Like what to wear.
Like who to talk to.

416
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,377
Like where to get
your hair done.

417
00:17:14,446 --> 00:17:16,794
Sweetie, where'’d you go?

418
00:17:16,863 --> 00:17:18,657
[sighs]

419
00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:20,039
[chuckles]

420
00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:23,421
This is the worst
party ever.

421
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:27,321
Mm-mm. Honey, it
can'’t be no worse

422
00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:29,876
than my sweet 16-
slash-baby shower.

423
00:17:29,945 --> 00:17:31,291
[laughs]

424
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,017
I'’m just saying,

425
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,708
maybe we should do
the ad campaign together,

426
00:17:34,777 --> 00:17:36,538
instead of fighting
over exclusivity.

427
00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:38,954
Dude, we'’re not
fighting, '’cause...

428
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:40,507
I already got Camry.

429
00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:43,165
So... I'’m cool.

430
00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:45,616
-Can I get a cranberry juice,
please? -What?

431
00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:47,480
Y... You'’re just going
to walk up on us

432
00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:50,276
without a greeting
or a salutation?

433
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:52,519
Where'’s that nice cup
of juice going, rookie?

434
00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:54,176
-In your cup holder?
-[laughing]

435
00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:56,903
Dude, you didn'’t tell me
you signed your cup holder deal.

436
00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,870
Congratulations.
You know, never too early

437
00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:01,218
to start thinking
about your design.

438
00:18:01,287 --> 00:18:04,669
What'’s your cup holder gonna do,
pop up or...

439
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:07,051
swing out?

440
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,227
You know what? I don'’t
need this right now.

441
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:12,815
Rookie, rookie, rookie.

442
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,818
You actually thought you were
gonna get an endorsement deal?

443
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,406
Yeah, that'’s
what he said.

444
00:18:17,475 --> 00:18:19,615
I just took the man
at his word.

445
00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:21,824
You dumb
country bumpkin.

446
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,516
You'’re a
third-string receiver.

447
00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:25,966
Concentrate on getting some
dirt on your jersey first.

448
00:18:26,035 --> 00:18:28,003
Thank you.
And stop moping around, man.

449
00:18:28,072 --> 00:18:30,557
You'’re on a rooftop,
it'’s a beautiful night,

450
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:33,250
there'’s free shrimp, a variety
of masterfully-crafted crudités.

451
00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:35,976
Snap out of it-- this is
your big moment right now;

452
00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:37,185
you'’re missing it.

453
00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:38,565
Yeah. How many other
third-stringers

454
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:41,534
do you see up here mingling
with Venus and Serena?

455
00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:43,708
Lance Armstrong,
Tiger Woods, man...

456
00:18:43,777 --> 00:18:46,677
Ray J'’s up in here!

457
00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:51,130
Just... cherish the moment,
all right, rook?

458
00:18:55,341 --> 00:18:57,343
You know, guys,
I really, uh, apprec...

459
00:18:57,412 --> 00:18:59,379
What? Man,
you still here?

460
00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:01,968
We told you how
to feel-- get on!

461
00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:06,697
♪ ♪

462
00:19:13,117 --> 00:19:14,429
Enjoying the party?

463
00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:17,259
Oh, yeah.
Just resting my feet.

464
00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:21,815
So... how did
the Toyota rep go?

465
00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:24,853
It was more of
a meet-and-greet.

466
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,790
We'’re not in Kansas
anymore, huh?

467
00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:34,380
Nope. [exhales]

468
00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:37,797
I think somebody was
trying to tell me that.

469
00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:39,281
Yeah.

470
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:42,215
[both laugh]

471
00:19:42,284 --> 00:19:44,252
I thought I had it
all figured out.

472
00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:46,357
I was gonna come up here
and take this place by storm.

473
00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:47,703
Oh, no.

474
00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:49,118
Come on, you will.

475
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,741
You better.

476
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:52,432
'’Cause I'’m not putting up

477
00:19:52,501 --> 00:19:54,434
with these crazy Sunbeams
for nothing.

478
00:19:54,503 --> 00:19:57,403
[both laugh]

479
00:19:57,472 --> 00:20:01,027
Well, in the meantime,
let'’s just enjoy the moment.

480
00:20:01,096 --> 00:20:02,787
Ray J'’s here.

481
00:20:02,856 --> 00:20:04,927
This place is loaded
with shrimp

482
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:08,103
and"masterfully
crafted crudités."

483
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,520
So you want to
stick around?

484
00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:15,524
You had me at "Ray J."

485
00:20:15,593 --> 00:20:17,008
[giggles]