1 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:10,010 (Derwin, woman laughing) 2 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:12,180 DERWIN: That tickles. 3 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,715 WOMAN: Derwin, that feels good. 4 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,384 DERWIN: It's not too big? 5 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:19,553 WOMAN: No, it fits perfectly. 6 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:23,924 Ooh, don't do that; you'll stretch it out. 7 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,826 Derwin, dinner. 8 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:27,428 DERWIN: I'm coming! 9 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:32,100 So, Armani suit for your arrival 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,302 at the stadium and the Chip & Pepper jeans 11 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:35,836 with the Christian Audigier T-shirt 12 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:37,338 for any off-field activities 13 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:38,339 Got it. 14 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:41,942 That outfit still needs a little something. 15 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,544 I'll give it some thought. 16 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,012 And you're sure my yellow three-piece 17 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,547 is not the move for Miami? 18 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:50,418 (chuckling): I've never been more sure of anything in my life. 19 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:52,486 Goodnight, Melanie, and you take care. 20 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:57,458 Good night, Dionne, and you... buckle up. 21 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,993 It's the law. 22 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:01,195 Okay. 23 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,368 "Buckle up, it's the law"? 24 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,170 Well, if you don't mind her hitting a pole 25 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:10,538 and flying through a windshield, 26 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,906 then I certainly don't. 27 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:16,844 Baby, baby, baby, you got to stop tripping about Dionne. 28 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:18,246 She's my image consultant. 29 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:19,613 She's just doing her job. 30 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,549 Well, why does she have to do it in our bedroom? 31 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:24,352 Because that's where my clothes are. 32 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:25,386 Oh, okay. 33 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:29,990 What are you doing? 34 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,559 Cleaning out your new closet. 35 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:45,973 Ladies, now that our wine hour 36 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:47,875 is in its third hour, 37 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:49,177 I say we choose a charity 38 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:50,344 for the Sunbeam fundraiser 39 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,980 before we all end up like Tara. 40 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,283 (all laughing) 41 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:57,885 Well, how about the San Diego Symphony? 42 00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:00,154 No, we should back the Art Museum. 43 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,555 What about public radio? 44 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,057 Uh-huh, raising money for rich white folks. 45 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:06,794 That really warms my heart. 46 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,862 How about helping some of these poor black kids 47 00:02:08,961 --> 00:02:10,198 we got running around here 48 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,332 starting with this one? 49 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:13,667 Mommy, there's a man here with flowers. 50 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,269 Maybe they're from Daddy. 51 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:17,238 Sweetie, you know Daddy doesn't believe 52 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:20,808 in giving perishable signs of affection. 53 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,910 You must have the wrong house. 54 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,179 Melanie Burnett? 55 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:26,347 They're for me? 56 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:27,948 Here you go, sweetie. 57 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:29,783 Wow! 58 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,252 Is this really 59 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:32,920 Jason Pitts' house? 60 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:36,524 Yes, and there's Jason Pitts' door. 61 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:38,426 Use it. 62 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:40,628 Well, come on! Come on, share. 63 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:41,829 Oh, it's okay. 64 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:44,532 It's just Derwin being sweet. 65 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,500 Aw, she's shy. 66 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,036 I'll read it. 67 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:50,638 "Sorry if my rhyme is lame, 68 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:53,474 "but I want you there when they call my name, 69 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:56,076 "Without you, Miami won't be the same. 70 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,947 So here's a ticket to my first away game." 71 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:02,250 ALL: Oh... 72 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,084 He is sweet. 73 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,654 You are so lucky. 74 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:07,988 I know, that's why 75 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:09,022 it's going to be so hard to tell him 76 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,224 that I can't go. 77 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,659 What? Why? 78 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:15,663 Maybe she can't take no more of that janky poetry. 79 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:19,099 Melanie, the guys never invite us to away games. 80 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,634 You have to go. 81 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,437 I can't. I really need to study this weekend. 82 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,473 So, study during the game. 83 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:27,608 I can get through a Vogue, a People and two Ebonys 84 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,410 by halftime. 85 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:33,847 First you steal our men, now our magazines. 86 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,583 You are crazy if you don't go. 87 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:38,586 "Away game" is just a football term for "license to cheat." 88 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:44,425 Or in Tara's case, a visit with his other family. 89 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:45,393 Melanie, we're just saying 90 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,395 that away games are dangerous. 91 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,162 That's why we Sunbeams all take turns 92 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:51,164 showing up unexpectedly. 93 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:52,199 So if a man 94 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,567 is even tempted to cheat, he knows 95 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:56,470 there's a chance that another wife might see him. 96 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,205 Oh, Allie, I'll watch Howie for you in Miami 97 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,473 if you'll watch Jason in Seattle. 98 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,841 Mm, done. 99 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,209 You guys really do that? 100 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:07,715 Sure. We call it "suspicion management." 101 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:10,551 I have the best marriage in the league, and I still do it. 102 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:13,454 I think of it as relationship insurance. 103 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:17,224 No, these are relationship insurance. 104 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:20,027 I cannot believe you guys didn't even notice. 105 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:21,995 Oh, my God, when did you get them? 106 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,131 They're fabulous. 107 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,299 I knew you looked different. 108 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:27,735 I thought it was your hair. 109 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,870 Clearly, these are not the women you need 110 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,339 to be taking advice from. 111 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:33,140 Trying to keep your men with sneak attacks 112 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,175 and chest grenades. 113 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,710 Y'all are just pitiful. 114 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,379 Well, we wouldn't have to be so pitiful 115 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,013 if someone who travels to all the games 116 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,482 would report back to us. 117 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:43,517 I go to the games as my son's manager. 118 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,685 I'll do y'all's charity work, 119 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,087 but I will not do y'all's dirty work. 120 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:48,288 I'm with Tasha. 121 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:50,223 I don't know how you people live this way. 122 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:52,025 I trust Derwin. 123 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,394 He would never cheat on me. 124 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,262 Then that's a better reason to go. 125 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:58,231 You've got a good man who wants you there. 126 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:00,801 Why would you want to disappoint him? 127 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:01,702 Sweetie, 128 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,337 don't let your cream turn to crap. 129 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:09,777 Hey, rookie, you're not wearing your jock. 130 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:18,952 (men whistling) 131 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,755 Ooh-wee! 132 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:27,260 Derwin... that's not a good look for you. 133 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:28,662 Really? 134 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:31,699 I thought I was rocking this jock strap. 135 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:33,100 Anyway, I found 136 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,636 your perfect little something 137 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:38,071 for your casual look in Miami. 138 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,508 Damn, that's almost as big as mine. 139 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:42,142 Maybe he doesn't need to compensate as much. 140 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:45,546 Ask your moms if I need to compensate. 141 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,381 Now you just remember what I told you-- 142 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,249 you see any photographers in Miami... 143 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,118 Stand next to Malik. 144 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:53,020 And don't forget to smile, 145 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,924 because you have a beautiful one. 146 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,992 See? There it is. 147 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,729 Bye. 148 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:05,032 (men whooping) 149 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,167 That'll work. 150 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,335 So, you going to hit that in Miami? 151 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:10,504 No, man! You mind if I do? 152 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:11,572 Knock yourself out. 153 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:12,640 I'm taking my girlfriend. 154 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,308 MALIK: What? (men grumbling) 155 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:17,077 Damn, you rookies are thick. 156 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,145 You never invite your girl 157 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:20,714 to an away game and in Miami. 158 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,983 That's where all the hot senoritas are, dog. 159 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,018 You never heard of a South Beach Sandwich? 160 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,353 (chuckles) 161 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:28,321 Guys, I'm not interested in any girl but Melanie. 162 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:29,557 You know what? Good for you, man. 163 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,792 You still can't bring her. 164 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,027 It's a pipeline straight back to the wives. 165 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,729 Mr. Cornball Faithful, 166 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,831 trying to be one of the fellas. 167 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,567 You know you don't get down like that. 168 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,401 Why don't you ask your mama how I get down. 169 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:45,673 Sorry. I didn't know. 170 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,040 I can't just uninvite her. 171 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,710 This ain't a "you're sorry and you can't," rookie. 172 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:52,446 This is a "you're gonna and you will." 173 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:55,449 And put on that jock. You disgust me. 174 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,420 Aw, Derwin, 175 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:03,657 you sweetheart. 176 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,326 I'm really excited about going to Miami. 177 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,862 I'm really glad you feel that way, baby. 178 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,898 Yeah, it's going to be a good time. 179 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,904 Although... 180 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:18,071 I feel a little bad. 181 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:21,642 You know, the coach says girlfriends aren't allowed 182 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,143 in the same hotel room. 183 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,745 What with the practice 184 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:30,350 and team dinner, I won't be able to see you that much. 185 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:35,656 Or you know, even at all. 186 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:39,059 Or you don't want me to go, do you? 187 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:39,993 Afraid you won't have 188 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,229 any fun with the away-game hoochies? 189 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,000 Hoochies? 190 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,036 Hoochies?! 191 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:49,937 Oh, so now you're acting 192 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:53,541 like hoochies don't exist in football. 193 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:55,709 Oh, hoochies! 194 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:00,147 Okay, it's like this. 195 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:02,583 You can't go. 196 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,985 The guys don't want wives and girlfriends 197 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,086 at the away games, 198 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,655 and I can't be the only guy who brings his girl. 199 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,557 It's okay, Derwin, I get it. 200 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:10,558 But if I see a hoochie, 201 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:13,594 I'm going to run the other way. 202 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,596 Baby, I trust you. 203 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,898 Plus, I really need to study this weekend. 204 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,969 Why didn't you just tell me that? 205 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:25,172 You got me coming in here lying to you and everything. 206 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,909 Mel, you got to start being more honest. 207 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,813 (hip-hop music blaring) 208 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:35,082 (knocking) 209 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:47,527 Oh, hi, Dionne. 210 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,529 Derwin's in Miami. 211 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,731 Oh, I know. 212 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,132 He left the diamond chain I gave him 213 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,400 in his leather jacket. 214 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,668 I'm on my way to the airport, 215 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,770 so, thought I'd stop by and bring it to him. 216 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,876 You-You're going? 217 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,114 Of course. 218 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,717 I go to all the away games. 219 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,839 Go ahead, I'll be right there. 220 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,774 Tasha, oh, I've been meaning to... 221 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,043 Yeah. 222 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,577 Melanie called me this morning, 223 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:38,846 and the poor girl's terrified 224 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,547 you're trying to steal Derwin away from her. 225 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,482 I don't have time to be listening to that crap, 226 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,984 so stop messing with her head. 227 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:44,952 Are we clear? 228 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,120 Excuse me, you think I'm one of those 229 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:50,658 simpery little Sunbeams who's afraid of you? 230 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,260 Melanie's head is not my problem. 231 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,363 I manage images, not insecurities. 232 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,371 Girl, I like you. 233 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,739 (laughs) 234 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,141 Let's grab a drink later. Great, because, you know, 235 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,609 I've been meaning to talk to you about Malik. 236 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,378 I think he could really use my help. 237 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:14,614 Oh, now you just talked yourself out of an appletini. 238 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,817 Malik is fine; he doesn't need you. 239 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,018 Well, from what I hear, 240 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,187 he may not need either of us after tonight. 241 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,090 Now what now? 242 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:27,094 The ladies aren't the only ones Malik plays the field with. 243 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,596 He's, um, been meeting with managers 244 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:32,565 all over the country, behind your back. 245 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,501 Hmm. 246 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:35,769 Yeah. 247 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,871 Well, I'll just leave you with your thoughts. 248 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,447 I can't believe I'm doing this. 249 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,216 I feel like a stalker. 250 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,886 You're not a stalker, 251 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,955 you just stole a pass key to break into your boyfriend's room 252 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,891 to make sure he still loves you. 253 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:58,859 Right. 254 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,293 So what do I do now? 255 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,795 You wait until he comes in. 256 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,897 If he's alone, you yell "Surprise!" 257 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,700 Or if he's with someone, you yell "Surprise! 258 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,168 You need a lawyer." 259 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:11,004 We Sunbeams call that the "aha" moment. 260 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:14,174 Good sign-- fancy hand soap hasn't been used. 261 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,009 You check soap? 262 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,278 I've never even read Derwin's diary. 263 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,015 Derwin has a diary? 264 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,517 I think we may have bigger problems. 265 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,653 (sniffs deeply) 266 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,655 No cherry blossom body wash hoochie smell. 267 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,257 That's good. 268 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,291 Check the mini-bar. 269 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,027 If the champagne is missing, we're in trouble. 270 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:38,131 It's the stripper's energy drink. 271 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:41,001 I'm not worried about hoochies or strippers. 272 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,336 I just panicked when I heard Dionne was coming. 273 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,872 I mean, she's got it all. 274 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,274 She's beautiful, she's smart. 275 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,777 Sounds like someone's got a girl crush. 276 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,845 Kelly, I'm serious. 277 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,814 We're the wives and girlfriends. 278 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,648 We're not even allowed to be here, 279 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,752 but Dionne can come and go as she pleases. 280 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,587 How can I compete with that? 281 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,156 By staying one step ahead. 282 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:11,865 All clear. 283 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,569 You know what? 284 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:21,641 Healthy relationships are based on trust, not forensics. 285 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,843 Is that directed at me? 286 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,012 No, I'm just talking about my relationship. 287 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,047 I don't know about you and Jason. 288 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,649 Hey, just because I do all this 289 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,119 doesn't mean Jason's a bad guy. 290 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,887 He is a great guy. 291 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,289 He's just not an average guy. 292 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,192 These are professional football players that we're dealing with. 293 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,162 Jason got a text message from Miss Universe. 294 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,164 Not Miss America, not Miss World, 295 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,733 the prettiest woman in the universe. 296 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,802 So excuse me, Miss Judgmental, 297 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,905 if I got a black light. 298 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,607 Well, have you ever found anything? 299 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,676 No. 300 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,478 Well, what happens if you do? 301 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,819 I honestly don't know. 302 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:09,589 Hey, good luck. 303 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:10,958 You, too. 304 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,201 Let me tell you something, Malik. 305 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,737 You are a top-tier quarterback in this league. 306 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,107 I mean, you took Kansas City as far as they've ever been, 307 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,708 and now you're sitting in San Diego 308 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,111 with some mid-level $40 million contract, 309 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,314 when I could've had you out in Dallas making 80. 310 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:38,485 Now, I'm no genius, but 80 sounds like more than 40. 311 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:39,619 (both chuckling) 312 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:40,854 Why don't you say 100 313 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,423 while you're pulling numbers out your ass. 314 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,192 TASHA: Appletini, please. 315 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,027 Uh, hey, Ma. 316 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,296 I thought you were flying in tomorrow. 317 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,498 Tasha, if you think I am making this up, 318 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,600 I'll get the Dallas GM on the phone right now. 319 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,269 Oh, yeah? Well, why don't you tell Dan I said hi. 320 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,438 And then after you hang up, why don't you explain to Malik 321 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,540 how they have no offensive line to block for him, 322 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,875 no wide receivers to throw to, 323 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,344 and no prayer of making the championship. 324 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,146 (chuckling): Tasha... 325 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,216 sweetie, I did not think I had to spell it out for you, 326 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,184 but it is a given when a team makes 327 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,585 that kind of investment in a player, 328 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,686 they're going to do whatever they need 329 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,288 to protect their franchise. 330 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,489 Oh, and by the way, 331 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,559 for 80 million bucks, that's what you would've been: 332 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,494 the franchise player. 333 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,796 But would he really ever see that money, Irv? 334 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,565 Or would he, as Dan told me, 335 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,634 have to take a ten-million- dollar signing bonus 336 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:28,902 for an eight-year contract 337 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,104 versus the hot 15 sitting in his bank account 338 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,105 from the four-year deal 339 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,840 Tasha Mack from Tasha Mack 340 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,576 Management got for him? 341 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,478 (sighs) 342 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,481 Tasty. 343 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:45,685 I really thought you were coming in tomorrow. 344 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,488 Well, Malik, when your associate 345 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,622 Tee Tee called, 346 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,525 he said you were also interested in a music career. 347 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,195 My firm represents many athletes 348 00:14:55,295 --> 00:15:00,333 who successfully diversify into other areas of entertainment. 349 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,901 Smooth. 350 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,504 You had Tee Tee call him about your rap career? 351 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,740 Look, I got two words for what his firm has done 352 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,841 for the world of hip hop: 353 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,478 Shaq Fu. 354 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,380 Irv, man, just go, dawg. 355 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,683 Your associate Tee Tee knows where to reach me. 356 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:17,584 Tasha. 357 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:18,551 Irv. 358 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:28,628 I'm sure you weren't supposed to be coming in until tomorrow. 359 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,331 You're not happy, Malik? 360 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,232 Ma... 361 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,401 No, you're talking to your manager. 362 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,304 No, I'm never not talking to my mom. 363 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,773 I can't separate the two, and neither can you. 364 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,509 To think I came down a day early 365 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,345 to watch other women catch their cheating men. 366 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,980 Well, I wouldn't be thinking about cheating 367 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,016 if you took my needs more seriously. 368 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,283 I want to rap. 369 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,918 And if you were just my manager, 370 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,786 you would have to make that happen. 371 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,488 Malik, I love you. 372 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,658 And because I do, I tell you the truth. 373 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,860 You can't rap. 374 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,930 Ma, I am nice. 375 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,365 I'm so nice. 376 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,235 I'm looking for a manager to take me seriously. 377 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,274 All right. All right. 378 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,577 I will take you seriously. 379 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,479 Now spit out that gum. 380 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,348 Taking meetings with gum in your mouth. 381 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,127 JASON: Is that you, sexy? 382 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,428 Hey, look in the closet. 383 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,164 I brought you a little something to slip into. 384 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,273 You like it? 385 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,974 Kelly? 386 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:52,479 All the times I came to catch you, 387 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:56,083 I never really believed I had anything to catch. 388 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,850 Seven years, Jason. Baby... 389 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,219 I gave you everything. 390 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:02,122 And now you're putting some ho-bag in my old uniform? 391 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,324 Giving her flowers, strawberries, champagne... 392 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:09,496 A cake that says "I love you, Kelly." 393 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:10,762 Oh, God. 394 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,400 Her name is Kelly, too? Oh, come... 395 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,069 (chuckling): Come on, baby. 396 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,305 Baby, we do this dance every year. 397 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,839 You pop out of a closet or a hamper 398 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:24,411 or a trash can... 399 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,579 and surprise me. 400 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,881 This time, I thought I'd surprise you. 401 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,119 You've been so busy with the Sunbeams, 402 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:36,423 I thought you deserved a romantic evening. 403 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,057 Really? 404 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,160 Put this on. 405 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,562 And I will show you. 406 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,465 (chuckling) 407 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,134 Mmm-hmm. 408 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,706 Aha! 409 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,911 Aha! 410 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,213 (smacks lips) 411 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,714 Go home, Melanie. 412 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,650 (sighs) 413 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,785 DERWIN: Yo, Reg, I'll catch you at breakfast. 414 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,027 * I'm bossy 415 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,664 * I'm the chick that y'all love to hate * 416 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,300 * I'm the chick that's raising the stakes * 417 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,034 * 'Cause I'm bossy... 418 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,770 Ooh, damn. 419 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,707 ("I'm Bossy" ringtone plays nearby) 420 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:38,951 Surprise. 421 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,154 Mel, what are you doing here? 422 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,422 I told you, you can't be here. 423 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,691 This is gonna really mess me up with the guys. 424 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,058 I know, it's just... 425 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,227 I missed you so much. 426 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,461 But now I see you, 427 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,829 and that should hold me till Monday, so... 428 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,764 I'm gone. I'm out the door. 429 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:52,732 Kiss, kiss, bye-bye. 430 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:53,700 Mel, hold up. 431 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,839 Oh, Dionne. 432 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,508 What a surprise. 433 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,411 Why? I told you I was coming. 434 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,415 Good luck tomorrow, Derwin. 435 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:15,355 Oh. 436 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,725 So that's why you came. 437 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,059 Look, Derwin, 438 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,796 remember when we said we're going to be honest? 439 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,299 Well, honestly, I messed up. 440 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,101 I'm jealous of Dionne, and I have to get over it. 441 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,370 Yeah, you do. 442 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,738 Melanie, we are not going to make it 443 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,705 if you don't trust me. 444 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:33,406 I know. 445 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,541 And I totally realized that 446 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,009 when I was hiding in your closet. 447 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,446 And in all fairness to myself, 448 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:43,283 the Sunbeams, which you made me join, by the way, 449 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,353 kicked my jealousy into crazy. 450 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,188 So you're saying this is my fault? 451 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,657 In a way. 452 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,164 What am I going to do with you? 453 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,467 Forgive me and have your way with me. 454 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,075 Yo, Rookie, Coach is coming. 455 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,677 Curfew check. 456 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,011 Oh. Um, I love you. 457 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,145 I love you, too. Bye. Okay. 458 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,415 Bye, sweetie. 459 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,916 (in distance): Curfew check!