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What's with this guy?
Hey!

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You see me here?
I'm walking!

3
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Hey, I like your short skirt.

4
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I like your buns.

5
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Genevieve, I'm on Date Four
and I'm outta ideas.

6
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<i>- Water-taxi tour of the bridges.
- Thank you!</i>

7
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- How you doing, Genevieve?
- Hi.

8
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Valentine's Day.

9
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I'm telling you,
he'd better buy you something.

10
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You know what? Valentine's Day
is just a dumb made-up holiday.

11
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I love Valentine's Day.

12
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Yeah? Well, I don't know
one guy who does.

13
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It sucks!

14
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- Hi, crazy.
- Hi, Bill and Bob.

15
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- Oops.
- Uh-oh.

16
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- Good morning.
- Not with these eyebrows.

17
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Let's see.

18
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- They've gone G.I. Joe.
- Help me.

19
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Very Madonna.

20
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- Swears?
- Her eighties phase.

21
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The second time,
in two thousand seven.

22
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Yes, well, Madonna post-tour
for sure.

23
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Yeah, long tour.
Eyebrows grow back.

24
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Hey, my eyebrows grow back fast.

25
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Pluck the hair
and there's nothing there.

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- Oops.
- Uh-oh.

27
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Good morning.
How're my ladies?

28
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- Tim! Tim, delivered.
- Tim, hi.

29
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Well, Tim, that shirt...

30
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Iooks a lot less wrinkled
than normal.

31
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Is it, I dare say, ironed?

32
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- Are you trying to impress someone?
- Yeah, you. Give me a dirty kiss.

33
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Let's see if you can turn me.

34
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I can't!

35
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Give me that.

36
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I take that.

37
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- What would you do without them?
- Oops and Uh-oh?

38
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<i>- Oops.
- Uh-oh.</i>

39
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Lose my mind.
How's it going for you?

40
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Lexy and Dominique
have that flu.

41
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Now I think Annie is getting it.
She's crabby.

42
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- 'Cause she's sick?
- No, 'cause she's Annie.

43
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You know, I've gotta do something for
Valentine's Day. I'm freaking out.

44
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I'll wrap up a dozen roses
with some chocolate hearts.

45
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Is that enough?

46
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Yeah. All women want to know is that
you put some thought into it.

47
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How many men are gonna
wake up in a cold sweat tomorrow?

48
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They wait till the last moment
they put if off...

49
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then they're on their way home
and everything's closed...

50
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and they're panicking
in a Seven-Eleven...

51
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saying, "Do you have any chocolates
in a heart shaped box?"

52
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Yeah, my wife's gonna love my gut
'cause I'm more romantic?

53
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Yes.

54
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Less vitamins, okay?

55
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Are my eyebrows holding up?

56
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Hey, will you do mine? I have date
Number One tomorrow with a cute new guy.

57
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- New guy!
- Let me get you those roses.

58
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What happened to the other guy?

59
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- Five dates.
- So it's over.

60
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- Ends it before the guy can.
- Got the safety set on her heart.

61
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- That's a country song.
- From her album, "Fear of Commitment".

62
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Hi. Guess what?
I can hear you.

63
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It is not wrong that I want every day
to be Valentine's Day.

64
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- No!
- Here you go.

65
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- For Annie.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.

66
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All right, you guys.

67
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Dress up again for us tomorrow.

68
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- Yeah, maybe I'll wear deodorant.
- Why start now?

69
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Have a nice day.

70
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Okay, we've got to reorganize this
fridge. Just move that over there...

71
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move this over here.
It's gonna be crazy in here tomorrow.

72
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Uh-uh, I call shotgun.
Hi.

73
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I'm Genevieve.
May I help you?

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Hi.

75
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I saw you at the old pizza place.

76
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What? You're not thinking
of buying it, are you?

77
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It's been a ribs place
and a chicken wings place...

78
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and everybody goes bankrupt.

79
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That place is cursed.

80
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I just bought it.

81
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- Congratulations!
- Awesome!

82
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- That's amazing!
- Yay!

83
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Yeah, I'm reopening it
as a tapas bar.

84
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What's it called?

85
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Get on Tapas.

86
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Get on Tapas. Get it?
A tapas bar.

87
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Are you Spanish?

88
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No.

89
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Why are you opening
a tapas place?

90
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Well, I saw this graph of recent
graduates from my law school...

91
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and statistically, I was right
where it said I should be.

92
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Felt a little cookie-cuttered, had
a one-third life crisis. Quit the firm.

93
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- That's nuts.
- Anyway...

94
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I'm here to get some flowers
for my girlfriend.

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Your girlfriend.

96
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Excellent.

97
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- Very romantic.
- What's over here?

98
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Good, good.
Because...

99
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I'll be honest, I'm kind of
on shaky ground with this one.

100
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I grew up in Atlanta
and down there...

101
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if a date turned into the morning after
that's your girlfriend now.

102
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But I don't know
if this is my girlfriend...

103
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or if it's just somebody
I'm dating.

104
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- Well, how long has it been?
- Two months.

105
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Sounds like a girlfriend to me.

106
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Okay.
So I'll take these.

107
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These are for friendship.

108
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Now for Valentine's Day...

109
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these are for girlfriends.

110
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I did not know that.

111
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So, do you know
if she's home right now?

112
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No. She's a flight attendant and
she's out of town. She travels a lot.

113
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You know what would be romantic?
You get the landlord to let you in...

114
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and then you leave these
beside her bedside.

115
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That's a great idea.

116
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

117
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Happy Valentine's Day.

118
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Happy Valentine's Day.

119
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- Why'd you say that, Genevieve?
- What?

120
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- That poor guy.
- That old line. She's not "traveling".

121
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She's got three boyfriends.

122
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<i>Guys like that
never see it coming.</i>

123
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<i>- How'd you get in?
- Boy.</i>

124
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<i>He's the type of guy who doesn't know
he's good-looking...</i>

125
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<i>and goes and gives a woman his heart
and he gets stomped on.</i>

126
00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:11,067
<i>Over and over and over again.</i>

127
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<i>No Dijon! You'll take
American mustard and like it.</i>

128
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- Okay.
- That's dumb. Soap can't get dirty.

129
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- Lf mud fell on it.
- It would wash right off.

130
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Wouldn't the mud be
declared clean on impact?

131
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Right, it's soap!
The word means clean.

132
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What, like, in Latin?

133
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Thanks, Mom,
but that's Valentine's Day.

134
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<i>Can you make beef stroganoff
with chicken?</i>

135
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Yes. You can definitely
substitute chicken.

136
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<i>- With Egg Beaters?
- Or Egg Beaters.</i>

137
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<i>- It'll be too sticky.
- Okay, I gotta go.</i>

138
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Yeah, bye. Yeah, bye.

139
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<i>- Yeah, bye.
- Bye- bye.</i>

140
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Hey, get your meat paws
off my food.

141
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All right, everyone.

142
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What are the plans for
Valentine's Day?

143
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It's too much pressure.

144
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My skull is gonna cave in.

145
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,567
All right, it's the celebration
of romance.

146
00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:07,267
Not if you've been single
since pubes.

147
00:09:09,267 --> 00:09:12,167
Kathy, what about the guy
you see on the bus every day?

148
00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:14,267
I'm taking your advice,
I'm waiting to be wooed.

149
00:09:14,367 --> 00:09:16,967
- Good.
- Although I did accidentally...

150
00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:18,267
kick his seat.

151
00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,667
Very nice.
Dan?

152
00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:26,167
I bought a girl at work
some chocolates.

153
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That's really sweet.

154
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- Yeah?
- Yes.

155
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Very good.
Brian?

156
00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:37,367
I think I'm gonna bake the girl
at the newsstand a cake.

157
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It's not funny.

158
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- That's nice.
- Yeah?

159
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- Yeah.
- Hey, hey, hey, sorry I'm late!

160
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- Hi.
- Hi.

161
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Sorry, y'all, I was late.
I know.

162
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Java Joint guy asked me out.

163
00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:53,267
- You already went there?
- Yup.

164
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Have you Googled him?

165
00:09:55,867 --> 00:09:57,367
He was a total chubster
in middle school...

166
00:09:57,567 --> 00:09:59,967
but then he played football
in high school and he lost the weight.

167
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:03,567
And his mom's a teacher
and his dad sells used cars.

168
00:10:03,767 --> 00:10:06,567
I went back and I told him
his best friend's name in high school...

169
00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:09,267
and that it would be a perfect name
for our first child.

170
00:10:13,367 --> 00:10:15,867
- Weird?
- Lf weird means spooky.

171
00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,967
Hey, you have to wait
to be wooed.

172
00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:22,067
Anyway, we have a date tonight.

173
00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:24,467
I really don't wanna
mess this one up.

174
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:27,667
Then don't text him eighty-two times
between now and then.

175
00:10:27,867 --> 00:10:29,567
Yes. Wait to be wooed.

176
00:10:29,967 --> 00:10:33,267
And then you have five dates.
And that's all.

177
00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:34,367
Okay.

178
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,567
Just tell me what to do
one more time.

179
00:10:36,867 --> 00:10:40,467
All right. Date One:
Breathless flirting.

180
00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:43,267
Date Two:
Tummy flip flops.

181
00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:46,267
Date Three:
The adventurous date.

182
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,867
Date Four:
Be fun and fabulous.

183
00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:51,367
- I'm always fun and fabulous.
- Date Five...

184
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:55,767
make it the best date ever.
And then you say good-bye.

185
00:10:56,267 --> 00:10:59,167
When the romance is gone,
it's time to move on.

186
00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:02,667
He'll only remember you
with sweet soft memories.

187
00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:06,267
And you?
You will never be hurt again.

188
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,667
Okay.
I'm totally doing it your way.

189
00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:14,667
- And keep those knees together.
- Dang.

190
00:11:25,867 --> 00:11:27,567
- Happy Valentine's Day!
- Thank you!

191
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:30,467
Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day!

192
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:34,167
Hi, happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day!

193
00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:37,167
Hi, guys,
happy Valentine's Day.

194
00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:39,867
- Hi, happy Valentine's Day!
- Thanks.

195
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:42,467
Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day!

196
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,767
- Happy Valentine's Day!
- Help!

197
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,467
Welcome back.

198
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:51,567
This sucks.

199
00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:54,067
Let's go in.

200
00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:56,767
I can't see you.

201
00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:58,867
Hiya, Greg.

202
00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:00,867
Happy V-Day, buddy.

203
00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:05,767
Wow, look at this place.

204
00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,567
Big mistake.

205
00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:12,967
Where are you taking her tonight?

206
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,567
What's with that?

207
00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:18,367
For setting me up
with a flight attendant.

208
00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:21,167
Yeah, let's go meet
some flight attendants.

209
00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:23,967
- I just got dumped by one.
- One what?

210
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,367
A flight attendant.
The one you set me up with.

211
00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:28,667
How'd that go?

212
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:32,767
- Do you ever listen?
- Well, then I'd have to hear you, buddy.

213
00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:36,367
She said my actions let her know
that we weren't exclusive.

214
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,367
I thought we were exclusive.

215
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:39,567
So?

216
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:43,367
So it's my fault once again,
for not understanding The Game.

217
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,267
No, there's no game tonight.

218
00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:51,467
<i>Well, I don't think long-term
relationships work.</i>

219
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:54,267
- I haven't had a relationship in a year.
- Really?

220
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,067
- Yeah.
- Here, enjoy.

221
00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:58,767
And you seem like a fun guy.

222
00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:02,367
I'm sorry. Pardon,
I just wanna take this. It's my friend.

223
00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:04,867
She keeps calling
and I'm a bit worried about her.

224
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,567
I'll be right with you.

225
00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:09,367
<i>Hi, Tammy. Are you okay?
Aren't you on a date?</i>

226
00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:11,867
<i>- Hello?
- God.</i>

227
00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:17,567
I downloaded Coffee Guy's
yearbook photos...

228
00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:20,367
and I made him a scrapbook.

229
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,267
<i>And he blanched...</i>

230
00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:23,867
and ran out.

231
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,467
I'm so sorry.

232
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,567
You're watching
"Jerry Maguire" again.

233
00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:36,867
<i>- No.
- Listen to me.</i>

234
00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:38,867
Nobody completes anybody!

235
00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:40,967
<i>Tammy, you're the best.
I'll call you when I get home.</i>

236
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:42,767
<i>- Turn off the TV!
- Okay.</i>

237
00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:45,367
Hi.

238
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:49,467
So, wait, wait. Let's... let's go back
to what you were talking about.

239
00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:52,267
You don't want a relationship?

240
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:56,067
Yes, I do not want a relationship.

241
00:13:56,767 --> 00:13:59,267
They're just an emotional cage...

242
00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:02,567
that sad couples peek
from behind the bars of...

243
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,267
Iooking at all us
happy single people...

244
00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:09,367
wondering what fear of being alone
made them say "I do".

245
00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:13,667
So, you're some kind of swinger?

246
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:16,467
What just happened?

247
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,267
- Oops.
- Uh-oh.

248
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:30,467
Okay.

249
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:42,767
I can just imagine
the tapas on that.

250
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,267
- Hi.
- Hi.

251
00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,467
It looks great in here.

252
00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:51,667
Well, thanks.

253
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:53,267
So...

254
00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,667
- you're opening soon.
- No.

255
00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:58,167
Yes, I guess.

256
00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:01,567
I was thinking, I would like to provide
your floral arrangements.

257
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:03,167
Well...

258
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:06,667
I didn't put flowers in my budget.

259
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:11,367
I'm sorry. I thought you just said
you didn't put flowers into your budget.

260
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,467
- I did.
- Take it back.

261
00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:15,867
What?

262
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:18,267
Greg, with all due respect...

263
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,867
you're making a huge mistake.

264
00:15:21,267 --> 00:15:25,067
A new restaurant is not
just about the food.

265
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,467
It's about ambiance
and soul.

266
00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:31,667
Now, flowers provide a salve
to our senses...

267
00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:34,867
because aesthetic beauty calms us
and soothes us.

268
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:38,967
Which means, customers
will feel good here.

269
00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:42,167
They will linger,
they'll order more wine...

270
00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:45,367
which means they'll have dessert
and they will leave happy.

271
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,767
And they will go home
and they're gonna make love.

272
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:50,967
They will wake up in a great mood
and then tell everybody...

273
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:55,167
about the fabulous new tapas restaurant
they just went to.

274
00:15:57,467 --> 00:15:58,967
Flowers do all that?

275
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,067
Yes.

276
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:08,867
How much?

277
00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:10,567
Not much.

278
00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:14,867
You're good.

279
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,567
Who told you?

280
00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:25,867
<i>- Mom call-waiting. I should go.
- I should tile my patio.</i>

281
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,767
<i>On "Martha Stewart,"
she did it on her own.</i>

282
00:16:27,967 --> 00:16:30,867
<i>She even fired her own tiles
in a homemade kiln.</i>

283
00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:33,567
<i>I'll bet she can glaze a ham
with her feet.</i>

284
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:37,367
<i>Okay, why did I call?
Let me see, now I can't remember.</i>

285
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:38,967
<i>Yes, yes, yes.</i>

286
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:42,867
<i>What was the name of the man
who had the dog that looked like a cat?</i>

287
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:43,967
Okay...

288
00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:45,367
<i>He died.</i>

289
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,467
I'm sorry.
All right, I'll send some flowers.

290
00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:51,367
<i>- Okay.
- Okay. Yeah, bye.</i>

291
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,967
<i>- Yeah, bye. Yeah, bye.
- Bye- bye.</i>

292
00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:58,867
<i>One new message.</i>

293
00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:01,767
<i>Hi, Genevieve.
It's me, your dad.</i>

294
00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:05,467
<i>Just calling to say hi
and see what you're up to.</i>

295
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,967
<i>Give me a call some time.</i>

296
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:16,067
Then why is it called a lawn mower
and not just a mower...

297
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:18,267
since you don't mow anything
but a lawn?

298
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:20,267
You could get mowed down
by a car.

299
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:23,067
- Yeah, but not with a lawn mower. See?
- Yes, you could.

300
00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:26,067
If it was running on your lawn and you
bent over, it could run right over you.

301
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,867
- Why would you do that?
- Hey, Dan.

302
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:32,067
You got a really fat head.

303
00:17:33,267 --> 00:17:35,467
- Maybe it's your face.
- Yeah, it's hereditary.

304
00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:38,267
My mom has a fat face
and my dad has a fat head.

305
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,767
You should see his mom's head.
It's huge.

306
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:44,567
Can I help you?

307
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:49,067
Hi. I'm Greg Gatlin. I own
the new restaurant down the street.

308
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:50,967
Good.
I missed the pizza.

309
00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:54,367
Well, now it's a tapas bar
called Get on Tapas.

310
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:56,867
I don't get it.

311
00:17:58,667 --> 00:17:59,767
Tapas bar.

312
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:02,767
I don't get it.

313
00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:04,967
Tapas bar.

314
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:16,567
Anyway, I'm having a party
in a couple weeks. Hope you can come.

315
00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:19,367
- I don't go to parties.
- Yeah, I don't think so.

316
00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:22,267
- Free food and drinks.
- Why didn't you said so?

317
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,567
- Welcome to the neighborhood.
- Thank you.

318
00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:27,867
- Yeah, good luck with the restaurant.
- You know that place is cursed, right?

319
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,267
I'm gonna beat that curse...

320
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,867
but I'll need you to
Get on Tapas.

321
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:51,667
It's a florist's secret that the
purple ones have the deepest scent.

322
00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:55,167
For the party, I'm gonna put one
on a hair comb for your girlfriend.

323
00:18:56,967 --> 00:18:57,867
No girlfriend.

324
00:18:58,367 --> 00:18:59,567
I'm sorry.

325
00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:03,367
- She wasn't who I thought she was.
- Okay, well...

326
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:06,967
owner of this new hot
Brooklyn restaurant...

327
00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:08,767
you are gonna meet
somebody new.

328
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:12,967
No, no, no.
I'm off relationships.

329
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,867
Fantastic.
You'll be so much happier.

330
00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:21,367
Okay, you're not gonna say
that thing that women always say...

331
00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,267
which is I haven't found
the right one yet?

332
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:26,267
No. I don't believe
there's just one person.

333
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:28,667
What?

334
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,067
I don't believe people are meant
to be in relationships.

335
00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:33,967
- What?
- Yeah, we should just have fun.

336
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,667
And when the romance is gone,
move on.

337
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:41,167
- Well, how long does that last?
- Five dates to be exact.

338
00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:42,967
That is exact.

339
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:46,067
Five dates happens to be the perfect
amount of time...

340
00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:48,467
to achieve maximum fun
with no pain.

341
00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:51,067
No expectation equals
no disappointment.

342
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:52,967
It's just fun,
and there are no rules.

343
00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:56,667
- No rules?
- No rules.

344
00:19:57,067 --> 00:20:00,167
And you know what? In relationships,
that's all there are.

345
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,267
You know, one person wants more,
the other person wants less.

346
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:05,967
And then they act out cheat,
come back, stay out of guilt...

347
00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:07,767
oops, now someone's pregnant,
all of a sudden...

348
00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:09,267
you're married
and hate each other.

349
00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:13,867
Dating is just
so much more romantic.

350
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:18,067
So, you love romance
but not relationships?

351
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:20,967
What's to love about something
that only brings unhappiness?

352
00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:23,967
It's just...
It's just not natural.

353
00:20:25,467 --> 00:20:27,167
Do you know any happy couples?

354
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,267
All the time?
No, but...

355
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:32,067
I am happy all the time.

356
00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:35,467
That's hot.
Is she hot?

357
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:38,267
Doesn't matter.
Her attitude is hot.

358
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:42,167
She could have three eyes,
two butts and a tooth and I'd do her.

359
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:44,867
Hey, does this tie say
"My client's guilty"?

360
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:45,967
She's just...

361
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,867
Hey, when was the last time
you had a good pastrami sandwich?

362
00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:53,267
New cafeteria girl has a sexy
thin eyebrows thing going on.

363
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,467
All right, I'm gonna ask her out.

364
00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:59,067
You lucky moron, she just wants
to have sex with you.

365
00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:01,367
What?
Don't be ridiculous.

366
00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:05,267
Dude, trust me.
Chicks love an assertive guy.

367
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,067
Come on, try it for once.

368
00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:19,867
I wanna have sex with you.

369
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:28,067
Greg...

370
00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:30,767
just because I don't believe
in relationships...

371
00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:32,467
does not mean that I'm easy.

372
00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:36,467
If you are interested in spending
some time with me, you may romance me.

373
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:37,467
Got it?

374
00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:38,867
Okay.

375
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:42,267
Sorry.

376
00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:44,167
It's okay.

377
00:21:44,867 --> 00:21:49,067
Now... it just so happens,
I am open for wooing.

378
00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:51,367
Okay. What do I do?

379
00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:54,967
Well, anything.

380
00:21:55,467 --> 00:21:57,967
Women appreciate any gesture
of romance.

381
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,067
I'm not a romantic.

382
00:22:00,467 --> 00:22:02,867
You broke into your ex's apartment
with roses.

383
00:22:03,267 --> 00:22:05,067
I caught her in bed.

384
00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:06,867
You did?

385
00:22:10,767 --> 00:22:12,267
That was my fault.
I'm sorry.

386
00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:13,867
- Back to this.
- Okay.

387
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,567
Just put some effort into it.

388
00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:20,167
Women like to be pursued.

389
00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:24,367
I've been flown to Hawaii,
I've had my name peed in the snow.

390
00:22:26,367 --> 00:22:27,367
It all counts.

391
00:22:29,567 --> 00:22:30,467
Okay.

392
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:35,567
How about rent a billboard
that says, "Let's bone"?

393
00:22:36,567 --> 00:22:38,467
Or "You got nice hair".

394
00:22:38,867 --> 00:22:40,967
Look, I am intrigued by
this theory of hers.

395
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:43,167
My instincts are messed up and...

396
00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:47,267
stat-wise my dump ratio
is off the charts lately.

397
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,567
Lately?
No, you've always gotten burned.

398
00:22:49,867 --> 00:22:53,167
Remember in law school that chick
who dumped you by fax?

399
00:22:53,767 --> 00:22:55,967
Or the one who ditched you
for a party clown?

400
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:59,667
- That's why I hate clowns.
- I like balloon animals.

401
00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:01,267
Especially giraffes.

402
00:23:04,367 --> 00:23:06,767
Hey, but with this chick,
you can't get dumped.

403
00:23:10,967 --> 00:23:13,067
You're so right.
That's the beauty of it.

404
00:23:13,367 --> 00:23:16,167
We're both agreeing to end it
after five dates.

405
00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:17,467
I think I'm gonna try this...

406
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:20,167
see if I can come out without
the usual intestine-twisting pain.

407
00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:23,067
What, am I boring you?
I sound like I'm on Oprah's couch?

408
00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,067
Man, Oprah is hot.

409
00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:36,467
- Oops.
- Uh-oh.

410
00:23:37,567 --> 00:23:38,467
Here you go.

411
00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:51,167
Hello.

412
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:57,367
- Hi.
- Hey.

413
00:23:58,967 --> 00:24:01,167
Don't you guys have something
to do in the back?

414
00:24:03,467 --> 00:24:04,267
No.

415
00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:09,867
Could you take these to that place
that ordered them that day...

416
00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:12,267
when they called on the phone
to ask about them?

417
00:24:17,867 --> 00:24:18,867
Thank you.

418
00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:34,067
I have not asked you out.

419
00:24:35,367 --> 00:24:37,167
But I'm working on it.

420
00:24:37,567 --> 00:24:40,667
I'm just stumped by
the whole romance thing...

421
00:24:41,267 --> 00:24:43,067
the gesture to woo you with.

422
00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:47,067
Jewelry, a stuffed animal.

423
00:24:47,567 --> 00:24:49,667
I mean, I just, you know, a bird?

424
00:24:51,067 --> 00:24:52,667
I don't know what
I'm supposed to do.

425
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,067
Well, you're not
"supposed" to do...

426
00:24:57,767 --> 00:24:58,667
anything.

427
00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:04,567
You know what, forget it.
It's okay.

428
00:25:04,767 --> 00:25:08,567
Obviously this is just causing you
stress and... Let's be friends.

429
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:27,567
Hey, what's that?

430
00:25:27,867 --> 00:25:29,067
- No, no, hey...
- Hey, wait a minute. No, don't.

431
00:25:29,867 --> 00:25:32,367
It's got my name on it!
Let me see.

432
00:25:32,867 --> 00:25:34,967
"Roses are red, violets are blue.

433
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:38,567
Will you be my date for my restaurant
opening? I hope you do."

434
00:25:38,967 --> 00:25:39,967
There you go!

435
00:25:46,267 --> 00:25:48,467
- To Get on Tapas!
- To Get on Tapas!

436
00:25:49,167 --> 00:25:50,667
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.

437
00:25:50,767 --> 00:25:52,467
I can't believe I did it.

438
00:25:54,867 --> 00:25:56,567
I'm really glad you're here.

439
00:25:57,367 --> 00:25:58,967
To our first date.

440
00:26:03,467 --> 00:26:06,567
- Is this an okay first date?
- Yes, it's perfect.

441
00:26:06,867 --> 00:26:07,767
Okay.

442
00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:10,367
Because Date Number One
is a new beginning.

443
00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:13,167
Well, this place is going to take up
a lot of my time, so...

444
00:26:13,867 --> 00:26:17,167
I'll have to take it slow with us.
Is there a time frame?

445
00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:18,867
No.

446
00:26:19,467 --> 00:26:20,467
Okay.

447
00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:25,667
What a dump! I'm just joking.
Nice place. When you closing?

448
00:26:27,367 --> 00:26:29,167
Best burrito bar I've ever seen.

449
00:26:29,367 --> 00:26:31,367
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cal, this is Genevieve...

450
00:26:31,767 --> 00:26:33,867
- the girl I told you about.
- When?

451
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:36,267
Five dates.

452
00:26:36,967 --> 00:26:40,367
Hello.
I'm Cal, short for Callous.

453
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:44,767
On behalf of men everywhere,
I would just like to say thank you.

454
00:26:45,367 --> 00:26:49,167
You should teach a course to all
the crazy, clingy broads that I've...

455
00:26:49,367 --> 00:26:51,967
hey, this is ping.

456
00:26:55,567 --> 00:26:56,867
Is this your adopted daughter?

457
00:26:58,667 --> 00:26:59,967
She's my date.

458
00:27:01,567 --> 00:27:03,567
Good, someone's choking.

459
00:27:05,467 --> 00:27:06,267
Behave.

460
00:27:06,367 --> 00:27:08,767
Dude, is there a club of them?
Are there others here?

461
00:27:10,267 --> 00:27:11,967
Get ping a drink.

462
00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:14,667
There you go.

463
00:27:18,267 --> 00:27:19,867
Sorry about Cal.

464
00:27:21,867 --> 00:27:24,767
- He's harmless.
- Yeah. If you're vaccinated.

465
00:27:27,367 --> 00:27:28,667
Hey, I...

466
00:27:29,067 --> 00:27:30,967
I saw this and thought of you.

467
00:27:35,067 --> 00:27:35,967
I love it!

468
00:27:37,567 --> 00:27:38,867
Yeah, Spanish flowers.

469
00:27:39,667 --> 00:27:41,667
It's really thoughtful.
Thank you.

470
00:27:42,167 --> 00:27:45,467
God! For a while there,
it was gonna be a scented candle.

471
00:27:46,067 --> 00:27:47,567
That would have been nice, too.

472
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,267
What about... notepaper?

473
00:27:50,767 --> 00:27:52,167
- Lovely.
- Scarf?

474
00:27:52,467 --> 00:27:54,267
- Yes.
- Antique stool?

475
00:27:55,767 --> 00:27:57,467
- Creepy.
- Really?

476
00:27:57,767 --> 00:27:58,667
Yeah.

477
00:28:00,767 --> 00:28:02,967
I'm not really a fan
of antiques.

478
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:04,867
You know, they...

479
00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:08,267
I can kind of only see the person
who once had it, you know...

480
00:28:08,567 --> 00:28:10,867
like their, their dead hand
clutching it.

481
00:28:11,467 --> 00:28:12,367
You know?

482
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,067
Good to know.

483
00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:18,467
Other stuff: Jazz makes me nervous
and nauseas...

484
00:28:18,867 --> 00:28:21,167
and one sleeve dresses,
they're just wrong.

485
00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:23,767
I'm hot,
no this arm's cold.

486
00:28:24,467 --> 00:28:25,367
Got it.

487
00:28:25,767 --> 00:28:26,567
Okay.

488
00:28:27,467 --> 00:28:28,967
And what are your fears?

489
00:28:30,467 --> 00:28:31,867
Opening a restaurant.

490
00:28:35,567 --> 00:28:37,167
How are reservations?

491
00:28:39,967 --> 00:28:42,767
A few people have called.
For pizza.

492
00:28:47,967 --> 00:28:49,267
You smell nice.

493
00:28:51,367 --> 00:28:53,067
This is the good part.

494
00:28:53,867 --> 00:28:54,867
What?

495
00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:57,167
The anticipation.

496
00:29:12,267 --> 00:29:13,867
<i>So thanks for taking
the day off work.</i>

497
00:29:14,067 --> 00:29:16,067
<i>An art gallery opening,
what a great idea!</i>

498
00:29:16,267 --> 00:29:19,167
Yeah? Good, good, because you said
our second date should be...

499
00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:22,367
theatrical or cultural,
so I thought of this, or...

500
00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,067
maybe a concert.

501
00:29:25,267 --> 00:29:27,367
Okay, I don't know what you're thinking
to do about for music...

502
00:29:27,467 --> 00:29:32,867
for your restaurant, but I saw this band
at a wedding I did last year...

503
00:29:33,067 --> 00:29:34,967
and they can play anything.

504
00:29:37,267 --> 00:29:39,367
That's, that's so thoughtful of you.

505
00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:43,467
"Exhalations".

506
00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:04,167
It's called "Manifest Destiny.

507
00:30:24,567 --> 00:30:26,167
It's called "Train Tracks".

508
00:30:29,267 --> 00:30:30,567
Isn't it beautiful?

509
00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:36,867
Two thousand dollars.

510
00:30:37,167 --> 00:30:39,767
What?
Let me see that.

511
00:30:49,667 --> 00:30:52,067
This one's called
"I Hate Grandma".

512
00:30:53,667 --> 00:30:54,767
For real?

513
00:30:55,867 --> 00:30:56,867
No.

514
00:30:57,567 --> 00:30:58,767
What's it called?

515
00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:03,067
"Yellow dot".

516
00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:08,867
I don't see it.

517
00:31:30,067 --> 00:31:31,567
I'm so glad you didn't like it.

518
00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:33,767
I'm so glad you didn't like it,
either.

519
00:31:36,067 --> 00:31:37,567
Now, on Date Number Two...

520
00:31:37,767 --> 00:31:41,267
we do the requisite trading
of familial background information.

521
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,867
A sister, two parents, all close.

522
00:31:45,167 --> 00:31:48,167
Okay, no siblings, parents divorced,
not close to my father.

523
00:31:48,567 --> 00:31:49,567
Why not?

524
00:31:50,467 --> 00:31:53,667
- My dad cheated.
- That must've been hard.

525
00:31:54,067 --> 00:31:56,167
Well, I plan to get over it one day.

526
00:31:56,467 --> 00:32:00,167
Yeah, yeah, it's good to let that
seething anger fester for a long time.

527
00:32:02,767 --> 00:32:06,967
Well, changing the subject,
you owe me something private back.

528
00:32:09,067 --> 00:32:12,367
Jeez.
One time, I heard my parents.

529
00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:14,267
- No, no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

530
00:32:14,467 --> 00:32:17,067
Couldn't look them in the eye
until I was in college.

531
00:32:17,167 --> 00:32:18,667
"Hey, Mom, Dad."

532
00:32:21,867 --> 00:32:23,067
Weird.

533
00:32:26,567 --> 00:32:29,367
- This is a fun date.
- You like my system, huh?

534
00:32:29,567 --> 00:32:32,567
Yeah, so far so good.
I mean, no expectations...

535
00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:37,067
or wondering if the other person
is looking for some kind of commitment.

536
00:32:41,467 --> 00:32:43,967
- No worrying about the first kiss.
- Yeah, that's over.

537
00:32:52,667 --> 00:32:53,667
I'm...

538
00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:58,967
I'm not really good with the public
display of affection kind of thing.

539
00:32:59,167 --> 00:33:00,867
Okay. Okay.

540
00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:29,667
Go, go, go back to the part
about the kissing.

541
00:33:29,867 --> 00:33:30,767
Yeah, the part about the kissing.

542
00:33:30,867 --> 00:33:33,267
- Wait, when's the next date?
- Yeah, when's the next date?

543
00:33:33,467 --> 00:33:34,467
In eight days.

544
00:33:34,567 --> 00:33:36,367
I told him Date Number Three
should be an adventure.

545
00:33:36,567 --> 00:33:39,067
- I can't wait.
- I can't wait.

546
00:33:45,367 --> 00:33:47,067
Cal recommended this place.

547
00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:51,467
Okay, this sake is called Nigori
and it's very unique.

548
00:33:52,167 --> 00:33:54,867
Later we're gonna try Junmai,
which is very pure.

549
00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:55,967
Okay.

550
00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:58,767
But here's the adventure...
a sake bomb!

551
00:34:00,367 --> 00:34:01,567
Okay.

552
00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:03,867
All right!

553
00:34:04,067 --> 00:34:08,267
It's time for Kamikaze Karaoke!

554
00:34:11,567 --> 00:34:14,967
Where I put the songs,
nobody knows!

555
00:34:16,467 --> 00:34:18,867
All right, our first...

556
00:34:19,167 --> 00:34:20,567
player is...

557
00:34:21,067 --> 00:34:23,367
seat number six.

558
00:34:23,867 --> 00:34:27,267
Look under your chair
for your number.

559
00:34:27,767 --> 00:34:28,767
Seat six.

560
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,367
- That's me!
- Come on down! Come on!

561
00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:34,067
Come on, hurry up!

562
00:34:36,567 --> 00:34:38,967
That's my number!
What's my song?

563
00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:42,467
You are singing
"polly Wolly Doodle".

564
00:34:42,767 --> 00:34:45,967
- I don't know the words.
- That's why it's...

565
00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:48,667
Kamikaze Karaoke!

566
00:34:53,367 --> 00:34:54,467
Did you know about this?

567
00:34:55,567 --> 00:34:56,467
No.

568
00:34:57,467 --> 00:34:58,867
<i>I went down south</i>

569
00:34:58,867 --> 00:35:02,267
<i>For to see my Sal Sing
Polly Wolly Doodle all the day</i>

570
00:35:05,767 --> 00:35:07,567
That was great, that was great!

571
00:35:07,767 --> 00:35:10,267
Despite what everyone thinks,
that was fantastic.

572
00:35:10,467 --> 00:35:13,267
<i>Nobody knows</i>

573
00:35:13,567 --> 00:35:17,067
<i>The trouble I have seen</i>

574
00:35:17,567 --> 00:35:19,167
<i>Glory</i>

575
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:22,667
<i>Hallelujah</i>

576
00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:26,867
All right, that was wonderful.

577
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:29,767
I don't know what song that was,
but that was fantastic.

578
00:35:30,067 --> 00:35:32,567
Go head, have a seat.
Sorry, your time onstage is done.

579
00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:34,167
Thank you very much, sir.

580
00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:37,467
Okay.
Next up seat number...

581
00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:40,067
thirty-three.
Thirty-three?

582
00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:45,267
Thirty-three?
Come on, don't be shy!

583
00:35:46,167 --> 00:35:47,567
Thirty-three!

584
00:35:47,867 --> 00:35:52,767
- Thirty-three!
- Thirty-three!

585
00:35:53,167 --> 00:35:54,167
Genevieve.

586
00:35:54,267 --> 00:35:58,067
- Thirty-three!
- Thirty-three!

587
00:35:58,467 --> 00:35:59,467
Then go!

588
00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:01,967
No way.

589
00:36:02,767 --> 00:36:03,767
Go!

590
00:36:03,967 --> 00:36:08,267
- Thirty-three!
- Thirty-three!

591
00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:09,667
That's me!

592
00:36:10,067 --> 00:36:11,767
All right!

593
00:36:15,867 --> 00:36:17,167
All right, there you go.

594
00:36:17,267 --> 00:36:19,667
Hi. Okay, you have...

595
00:36:20,067 --> 00:36:23,067
"There's No Livin'
Without Your Lovin"'.

596
00:36:23,467 --> 00:36:24,967
- Okay.
- All right.

597
00:36:25,167 --> 00:36:26,167
Thank you.

598
00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:31,667
<i>If I can't love you</i>

599
00:36:31,967 --> 00:36:35,167
<i>Till the day I die</i>

600
00:36:35,467 --> 00:36:38,867
<i>Then baby, oh baby</i>

601
00:36:39,067 --> 00:36:41,467
<i>What good am I?</i>

602
00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:45,967
<i>If I can't reach out
And know that you'll be there</i>

603
00:36:46,367 --> 00:36:50,667
<i>Then this old world
Ain't spinning anywhere</i>

604
00:36:51,067 --> 00:36:55,567
<i>And there's no livin'
Without your loving</i>

605
00:36:57,067 --> 00:36:58,267
And the fellow!

606
00:36:59,767 --> 00:37:00,767
You can do it!

607
00:37:01,467 --> 00:37:02,367
Something!

608
00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:09,667
Come on!

609
00:37:09,967 --> 00:37:14,467
You suck!
You suck!

610
00:37:14,767 --> 00:37:19,367
You suck!
You suck!

611
00:37:19,767 --> 00:37:20,967
Enough abuse for you.

612
00:37:21,067 --> 00:37:23,467
Come on down there, missy.
That was fantastic.

613
00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:26,567
All right.
Big round of applause.

614
00:37:27,267 --> 00:37:28,967
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

615
00:37:30,467 --> 00:37:31,867
- Should we go?
- No.

616
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:35,667
No, I could never get up there.
It's too public.

617
00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:38,367
But that's what's fun
about karaoke.

618
00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:40,767
I couldn't get up there.

619
00:37:41,967 --> 00:37:45,067
- So you do have a fear.
- No. No fear, just a choice.

620
00:37:45,267 --> 00:37:48,567
A choice not to act like an idiot
and do something stupid.

621
00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:53,667
<i>Buffalo gals, can you come out tonight
Can you come out tonight</i>

622
00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:56,767
I don't know, I think sometimes
it's fun to do something stupid.

623
00:37:56,967 --> 00:37:57,867
That's 'cause you're fun.

624
00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:02,167
You're easygoing and nothing fazes you
and there's no pretense.

625
00:38:04,467 --> 00:38:05,467
You're blushing.

626
00:38:06,267 --> 00:38:07,167
I am?

627
00:38:08,967 --> 00:38:09,767
Yeah.

628
00:38:13,567 --> 00:38:14,667
Should we order?

629
00:38:15,767 --> 00:38:19,767
Yeah. See if they have
public humiliation on the menu.

630
00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:22,767
They do.
I just had it as an appetizer.

631
00:38:29,567 --> 00:38:30,867
<i>I think it's interesting.</i>

632
00:38:31,067 --> 00:38:34,367
These southern gentlemen,
they're not loud and show-offy like us.

633
00:38:34,567 --> 00:38:37,567
You know, he's a gentleman.
He doesn't do stupid things.

634
00:38:38,367 --> 00:38:39,767
He's different.

635
00:38:40,867 --> 00:38:43,067
I don't know,
she's just so alive, so...

636
00:38:43,967 --> 00:38:44,967
fearless.

637
00:38:45,867 --> 00:38:48,767
- And the best part? No rules.
- Yeah, well, that's different.

638
00:38:49,167 --> 00:38:51,167
- She is different.
- Who?

639
00:38:51,767 --> 00:38:52,667
Dinner.

640
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:56,667
Why are we friends?

641
00:38:56,967 --> 00:38:59,567
Hello, canoe tip?
I saved your life at summer camp.

642
00:38:59,867 --> 00:39:01,967
No, no, no.
I saved your life, pal.

643
00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:04,367
And I've been loyal to you
ever since.

644
00:39:05,267 --> 00:39:07,767
- Here comes Genevieve.
- Who's that?

645
00:39:08,267 --> 00:39:11,467
I gotta get to court.
Thanks for the nachos.

646
00:39:12,367 --> 00:39:13,267
Hello.

647
00:39:13,567 --> 00:39:15,667
- Hi.
- So I was thinking...

648
00:39:15,967 --> 00:39:19,567
why not get a stellar review and
make your place the talk of the town?

649
00:39:21,767 --> 00:39:23,267
- It's that easy?
- Yeah.

650
00:39:25,367 --> 00:39:27,167
Well, I'm not ready.

651
00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:29,267
The menu is still in transition.

652
00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:32,767
- It's just a little neighborhood joint.
- Really? Well, I thought you'd say that.

653
00:39:32,967 --> 00:39:35,567
So I told him what a nice,
hardworking guy you are...

654
00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:38,567
and that opening a restaurant
is this huge big change in your life...

655
00:39:38,867 --> 00:39:41,667
and he said when you're ready for
a review, you just call the paper, okay?

656
00:39:44,567 --> 00:39:46,767
- You called the critic?
- Yeah.

657
00:39:50,767 --> 00:39:51,667
Thank you.

658
00:39:52,367 --> 00:39:53,367
You're welcome.

659
00:39:58,867 --> 00:39:59,967
Well, I should go.

660
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:02,767
Okay.

661
00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:23,167
Happy.

662
00:40:24,367 --> 00:40:26,067
You think so?
I'd say unhappy.

663
00:40:26,367 --> 00:40:28,167
What looks unhappy about him?

664
00:40:28,367 --> 00:40:31,267
Stooped shoulders, big sigher.
Watch.

665
00:40:31,967 --> 00:40:33,167
Wait for it.

666
00:40:38,867 --> 00:40:40,867
- You're good.
- I have a gift.

667
00:40:41,067 --> 00:40:42,367
- Yeah, all right.
- Watch.

668
00:40:43,367 --> 00:40:45,067
Pretty upbeat guy.

669
00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:49,067
- Worried about office politics.
- Is that right?

670
00:40:51,267 --> 00:40:53,267
Pretty upbeat gal.

671
00:40:54,067 --> 00:40:55,467
Worried about...

672
00:40:57,167 --> 00:40:59,867
- nothing?
- I told you, happy all the time.

673
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:05,367
Or just doesn't think about things
that make her unhappy.

674
00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:10,467
Look at that old lady.

675
00:41:13,467 --> 00:41:14,867
- Happy.
- Yeah.

676
00:41:29,567 --> 00:41:32,467
- Hey, Tim, can I ask you a question?
- Keep it clean.

677
00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:36,267
Genevieve's really not
into commitment?

678
00:41:36,867 --> 00:41:39,267
No.
No, just fun.

679
00:41:40,867 --> 00:41:43,267
What do you think about
this five dates theory?

680
00:41:43,767 --> 00:41:47,667
I got a wife, two kids,
two mortgages, nosy in-laws...

681
00:41:47,867 --> 00:41:51,667
a dog that humps my La-Z-Boy,
and no peace.

682
00:41:52,067 --> 00:41:53,667
I think she's a genius.

683
00:41:54,167 --> 00:41:55,867
She makes me feel like...

684
00:41:57,567 --> 00:41:59,667
it's hard to explain,
but like I can do no wrong.

685
00:41:59,867 --> 00:42:02,167
I'm planning dates,
I'm buying little gifts.

686
00:42:02,367 --> 00:42:04,067
That's not me, but I like it.

687
00:42:04,267 --> 00:42:06,967
So I wanna do something
really special for her.

688
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,467
What do you have in mind?

689
00:42:25,467 --> 00:42:26,567
From Greg.

690
00:42:42,767 --> 00:42:46,667
"In my fantasy, you're wearing
these with nothing but a smile."

691
00:42:46,967 --> 00:42:47,867
My!

692
00:42:47,967 --> 00:42:49,767
- Let me see.
- Gimme! Gimme!

693
00:42:50,167 --> 00:42:51,267
No!

694
00:42:51,867 --> 00:42:53,267
<i>I don't think so!</i>

695
00:42:53,467 --> 00:42:54,967
<i>It's mine.</i>

696
00:42:57,767 --> 00:43:01,167
I'll be honest. I don't know
if I can beat that restaurant's curse.

697
00:43:03,167 --> 00:43:04,267
You will.

698
00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:11,667
This is pretty.

699
00:43:14,067 --> 00:43:15,067
Antique.

700
00:43:23,567 --> 00:43:25,167
Thanks for making dinner.

701
00:43:26,567 --> 00:43:28,767
You said it would make
a great fourth date.

702
00:43:29,167 --> 00:43:30,567
Thanks for listening.

703
00:43:35,867 --> 00:43:38,267
To our fourth date
in three months.

704
00:43:38,467 --> 00:43:39,367
Yeah.

705
00:43:44,067 --> 00:43:45,467
You know, for me...

706
00:43:45,767 --> 00:43:49,167
romances are usually
this fast whirlwind...

707
00:43:49,367 --> 00:43:50,567
and I...

708
00:43:55,267 --> 00:43:59,067
I've just really enjoyed taking
the time to get to know you.

709
00:43:59,367 --> 00:44:00,667
Yeah, me too.

710
00:44:06,067 --> 00:44:09,067
- So what's this now?
- Marinated peppers.

711
00:44:09,567 --> 00:44:10,467
That's hot.

712
00:44:14,867 --> 00:44:15,967
How hot?

713
00:45:04,767 --> 00:45:06,667
This is the most fun
I've ever had.

714
00:45:12,067 --> 00:45:13,167
Me too.

715
00:45:23,767 --> 00:45:27,467
Great. Now I gotta get one of these
for my wife for Mother's Day.

716
00:45:27,867 --> 00:45:30,667
Good morning, beautiful boys!

717
00:45:31,667 --> 00:45:34,067
Your skin is very clear.

718
00:45:34,367 --> 00:45:36,567
Your eyes are so white.

719
00:45:38,067 --> 00:45:39,567
They did it!
They did it!

720
00:45:39,867 --> 00:45:42,967
They did it!
They did it! They did it!

721
00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:48,167
Hey, this is none
of your business.

722
00:45:48,967 --> 00:45:51,967
- But we're so proud of you!
- Deets. I need details.

723
00:45:52,967 --> 00:45:55,967
I would never. I'm a lady.
Please!

724
00:45:57,267 --> 00:45:58,267
Okay.

725
00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:00,767
Then we won't ask you about it.

726
00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:02,767
- Good.
- Fine.

727
00:46:04,867 --> 00:46:05,767
Super fine.

728
00:46:09,567 --> 00:46:11,167
I have mail to open.

729
00:46:12,167 --> 00:46:14,767
Tim, orchids
for the Mother's Day rush?

730
00:46:15,067 --> 00:46:15,967
Friday.

731
00:46:17,567 --> 00:46:19,167
How are my eyebrows?

732
00:46:19,867 --> 00:46:22,567
Very Gwen Stefani
during pregnancy.

733
00:46:26,967 --> 00:46:28,967
- He cooked for me.
- Go on, go on.

734
00:46:29,067 --> 00:46:31,967
- I slept over for two nights.
- Go on!

735
00:46:33,167 --> 00:46:35,067
- So this is date number four?
- Yeah.

736
00:46:35,267 --> 00:46:37,167
- And there's one more date after this?
- Yes.

737
00:46:37,367 --> 00:46:39,167
And after date number five,
it's over?

738
00:46:41,767 --> 00:46:42,667
Yes.

739
00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:45,467
You seem different.

740
00:46:48,867 --> 00:46:50,267
- How?
- I don't know.

741
00:47:07,267 --> 00:47:08,167
Hi.

742
00:47:09,267 --> 00:47:10,867
What are we doing?

743
00:47:11,967 --> 00:47:13,367
Can you see Greg?

744
00:47:17,567 --> 00:47:18,567
- Yeah.
- Okay.

745
00:47:18,967 --> 00:47:21,967
Does he look sick
or injured or on fire?

746
00:47:26,767 --> 00:47:27,667
No.

747
00:47:29,567 --> 00:47:31,167
It's been four days?

748
00:47:31,767 --> 00:47:32,667
Yeah.

749
00:47:34,667 --> 00:47:35,667
Four days.

750
00:47:37,367 --> 00:47:40,267
- Why hasn't he called me?
- He'll call.

751
00:47:40,667 --> 00:47:42,967
So look.
It's crazy.

752
00:47:43,967 --> 00:47:45,567
Looks like a reborn...

753
00:47:46,067 --> 00:47:46,967
- Hey.
- Hello.

754
00:47:48,767 --> 00:47:51,767
What'll it be today, Genevieve?
Pears and Brie?

755
00:47:52,867 --> 00:47:54,867
Pate and celery sticks?

756
00:47:55,167 --> 00:47:56,767
I'll have a meatball sandwich.

757
00:47:58,467 --> 00:47:59,967
He hasn't called yet, huh?

758
00:48:09,967 --> 00:48:10,867
How are you?

759
00:48:12,667 --> 00:48:13,467
Good.

760
00:48:14,167 --> 00:48:15,067
Good.

761
00:48:18,767 --> 00:48:19,667
How are you?

762
00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:21,467
Good.

763
00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:23,267
Good.

764
00:48:25,667 --> 00:48:26,567
How are you?

765
00:48:27,867 --> 00:48:29,367
- Good.
- Good.

766
00:48:29,767 --> 00:48:31,167
- Good.
- Good.

767
00:48:32,867 --> 00:48:33,767
How are you?

768
00:48:34,967 --> 00:48:35,967
Good.

769
00:48:38,267 --> 00:48:39,267
Good, good.

770
00:48:48,867 --> 00:48:50,367
That's on the house.

771
00:48:51,767 --> 00:48:53,467
Genevieve. To go.

772
00:49:08,067 --> 00:49:10,167
- What's going on?
- Pardon?

773
00:49:10,367 --> 00:49:12,467
- You didn't call.
- What do you mean?

774
00:49:12,667 --> 00:49:15,167
What do you think,
you can just have your way with me?

775
00:49:15,367 --> 00:49:17,367
- But you said...
- What? What did I say?

776
00:49:17,567 --> 00:49:20,967
Five dates. Then move on.
No anger, no recriminations...

777
00:49:21,267 --> 00:49:23,867
- no commitments.
- Right. We had four dates.

778
00:49:24,067 --> 00:49:25,767
Four?
No, five.

779
00:49:27,267 --> 00:49:28,467
What are you talking about?

780
00:49:28,667 --> 00:49:31,367
Restaurant opening, Date One.
Art gallery, Two.

781
00:49:31,567 --> 00:49:34,567
Karaoke, Date Three.
Dinner at my place, Date Four.

782
00:49:34,767 --> 00:49:36,867
Then, you stayed over that night
and the next...

783
00:49:37,067 --> 00:49:40,767
so I thought that whole next day
and night was the five dates.

784
00:49:44,767 --> 00:49:46,567
Yeah, I'm just kidding.

785
00:49:49,567 --> 00:49:50,467
You are?

786
00:49:50,867 --> 00:49:52,467
I'm joking.

787
00:49:53,767 --> 00:49:55,667
Yeah, that makes five dates.

788
00:49:56,367 --> 00:49:59,967
- It was a lovely love affair.
- Yeah, it was great. I'd like to...

789
00:50:00,267 --> 00:50:02,367
But the romance is gone,
so we must move on.

790
00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:03,867
- I know, but do we have to move on...
- Yes.

791
00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:07,367
Anymore dates would be a relationship
and those do not work.

792
00:50:07,767 --> 00:50:09,467
- I wanna...
- Okay. All right, see you.

793
00:50:09,667 --> 00:50:11,867
My God, my sandwich.
So hungry. Bye.

794
00:50:16,567 --> 00:50:19,067
When? When?
When is she coming back?

795
00:50:19,267 --> 00:50:20,667
Don't you work?

796
00:50:21,267 --> 00:50:22,267
Yes.

797
00:50:24,667 --> 00:50:26,167
Hi. Thanks for coming in.

798
00:50:27,367 --> 00:50:28,567
I heard.

799
00:50:29,167 --> 00:50:30,367
What happened?

800
00:50:30,467 --> 00:50:32,667
He thought we had five dates.

801
00:50:32,967 --> 00:50:36,167
Why on earth would he think
a sleepover equals another date?

802
00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:38,967
Maybe because it sort of does.

803
00:50:39,767 --> 00:50:40,967
Can you be quiet?

804
00:50:41,567 --> 00:50:44,167
But maybe it does
a little bit for boys, maybe?

805
00:50:48,067 --> 00:50:50,467
- Do you want another date?
- No.

806
00:50:51,067 --> 00:50:53,367
- But maybe you do.
- No.

807
00:50:53,667 --> 00:50:55,867
Yes. Maybe this could be
a relationship, maybe?

808
00:50:56,167 --> 00:50:57,367
No!

809
00:50:59,667 --> 00:51:00,567
Fine.

810
00:51:04,467 --> 00:51:06,267
And let's just be clear, okay?

811
00:51:06,567 --> 00:51:08,967
It was four dates.

812
00:51:10,467 --> 00:51:11,367
Five.

813
00:51:12,167 --> 00:51:13,067
Bye.

814
00:51:14,067 --> 00:51:15,267
Gotta go.

815
00:52:21,067 --> 00:52:23,767
- What's this place called?
- Get on Tapas.

816
00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:26,367
That's dirty!

817
00:52:32,567 --> 00:52:34,867
Stupid, stupid, stupid.

818
00:52:35,167 --> 00:52:36,367
What'd I do?

819
00:52:38,767 --> 00:52:39,767
I'm so sorry!

820
00:52:40,067 --> 00:52:41,967
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!

821
00:52:42,267 --> 00:52:44,167
I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry!

822
00:52:50,567 --> 00:52:52,567
Yeah, no, no, no.

823
00:52:52,767 --> 00:52:55,067
I gotta...
Really, I gotta...

824
00:52:55,567 --> 00:52:57,867
- Really? Come on. Really?
- I think I'm catching something.

825
00:52:58,067 --> 00:52:59,567
You better watch it
or you will, too.

826
00:52:59,767 --> 00:53:02,967
Right. Hey, what happened to that one
you were "not dating?"

827
00:53:03,367 --> 00:53:06,167
- Five dates. It's over.
- Atta boy!

828
00:53:06,267 --> 00:53:09,667
- Yeah. Have fun, man.
- Let's roll. Who's first?

829
00:53:15,167 --> 00:53:17,167
Make that booty call.

830
00:53:17,567 --> 00:53:20,567
- It's complicated.
- No, honey. My bowels are complicated.

831
00:53:20,867 --> 00:53:23,067
Life is simple.
Call her.

832
00:53:25,467 --> 00:53:29,867
<i>If you knew a certain gesture,
like, say, calling...</i>

833
00:53:30,167 --> 00:53:33,767
would be considered "needy",
and therefore a turnoff...

834
00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:36,967
but you wanted to call,
and you felt...

835
00:53:37,467 --> 00:53:40,567
this call could be welcomed
this one time...

836
00:53:40,767 --> 00:53:44,667
if you were the one person who took
a chance to do something different...

837
00:53:45,567 --> 00:53:49,567
maybe even some
would call it romantic...

838
00:53:50,267 --> 00:53:53,067
like calling for another date...

839
00:53:53,267 --> 00:53:54,667
a date that...

840
00:53:54,967 --> 00:53:58,467
if someone were counting,
could be numbered above five...

841
00:53:58,667 --> 00:54:00,067
say six...

842
00:54:01,367 --> 00:54:04,467
do you think that
would be considered manly?

843
00:54:04,867 --> 00:54:07,767
No, it wouldn't.
It would be a pain in the ass.

844
00:54:12,067 --> 00:54:12,967
Thank you.

845
00:54:14,667 --> 00:54:16,367
One new message.

846
00:54:16,967 --> 00:54:20,167
<i>Hi, it's me, your dad.</i>

847
00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:23,467
<i>Well, I guess I missed you again.</i>

848
00:54:24,167 --> 00:54:28,067
<i>Maybe I have an old number
for you? Did I say it's me?</i>

849
00:54:29,867 --> 00:54:31,567
<i>Gimme a call sometime.</i>

850
00:54:44,367 --> 00:54:47,067
Happy birthday!

851
00:54:50,467 --> 00:54:51,467
Hi, Mom.

852
00:54:53,167 --> 00:54:55,067
This is delicious.

853
00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:57,367
I made it from a "Top Chef' recipe.

854
00:54:57,667 --> 00:55:00,767
It's called "Gateau". Now wouldn't you
think that's made from a cat's toe?

855
00:55:01,367 --> 00:55:03,767
But it's G, "gateau".

856
00:55:04,067 --> 00:55:06,267
It means cake in French.

857
00:55:07,667 --> 00:55:08,767
Genevieve?

858
00:55:09,867 --> 00:55:12,767
Your father said
you never call him.

859
00:55:15,667 --> 00:55:17,367
You talk to Dad?

860
00:55:18,467 --> 00:55:22,067
Of course! He was my life
for twenty-five years.

861
00:55:23,867 --> 00:55:25,967
Not the photo.
Okay.

862
00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:29,667
He had affairs.

863
00:55:46,267 --> 00:55:49,667
So, are you seeing anybody now,
Missus Gernier?

864
00:55:50,867 --> 00:55:52,767
- Please say you are.
- Yeah.

865
00:55:52,967 --> 00:55:53,867
Okay.

866
00:55:54,467 --> 00:55:56,867
I wouldn't know a thing
about dating.

867
00:55:57,167 --> 00:55:59,067
Ask Genevieve.
She's an expert on dating.

868
00:55:59,067 --> 00:55:59,967
Yeah.

869
00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:02,567
Okay.

870
00:56:02,567 --> 00:56:05,367
Hey, hey, wow,
we have to get to work.

871
00:56:05,667 --> 00:56:06,867
So, okay.

872
00:56:07,867 --> 00:56:10,467
Well, hey, you guys owe me forty bucks
for these cameras.

873
00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:13,167
- You gave it to me.
- No, I didn't. I said I'd...

874
00:56:13,367 --> 00:56:14,267
- Yeah, you did.
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean for that to...

875
00:56:15,167 --> 00:56:17,967
Thanks for coming by.
Mom, thanks for the cake.

876
00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:20,167
- Come on!
- Happy birthday, dear.

877
00:56:32,567 --> 00:56:33,467
Oops.

878
00:56:34,067 --> 00:56:34,967
Uh-oh.

879
00:56:42,267 --> 00:56:44,367
So now the restaurant
is a success?

880
00:56:45,867 --> 00:56:48,667
I told him about that reviewer,
and the band.

881
00:56:49,067 --> 00:56:50,567
Do you want to go inside?

882
00:56:51,067 --> 00:56:51,967
No!

883
00:56:51,967 --> 00:56:54,267
You could flirt with the band
in front of Greg.

884
00:56:54,367 --> 00:56:55,267
Okay.

885
00:56:55,867 --> 00:56:58,167
Do I have anything in my teeth?

886
00:57:00,767 --> 00:57:01,767
- No, you are okay.
- Really?

887
00:57:01,767 --> 00:57:02,667
Yeah.

888
00:57:02,767 --> 00:57:04,967
What about here?
Is it like the rings of Saturn?

889
00:57:05,367 --> 00:57:06,367
They're tight.

890
00:57:07,367 --> 00:57:08,767
Yeah, should I pull them up?

891
00:57:09,067 --> 00:57:10,867
- I think so.
- It's like they're...

892
00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:14,167
Genevieve!

893
00:57:15,767 --> 00:57:17,467
- Genevieve!
- What?

894
00:57:20,367 --> 00:57:21,267
No.

895
00:57:21,367 --> 00:57:24,167
I know. I'm so sorry.
Nobody saw.

896
00:57:24,367 --> 00:57:25,967
- Really?
- Yeah, I don't think so.

897
00:57:26,167 --> 00:57:28,667
Maybe a lot of people.
No, I don't think so.

898
00:57:29,467 --> 00:57:31,367
- I know what will cheer you up.
- What?

899
00:57:31,567 --> 00:57:35,767
There's a really, really cute guy
working at the second run movie theater.

900
00:57:36,067 --> 00:57:37,867
They always smell like dust.

901
00:57:38,067 --> 00:57:40,267
- Yeah, I love that.
- Okay, go flirt.

902
00:57:40,967 --> 00:57:43,367
- Don't scrapbook him.
- I'll try.

903
00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:52,767
<i>- Hi, Mom.
- What are you doing?</i>

904
00:57:53,067 --> 00:57:54,467
<i>- Nothing.
- Has he called?</i>

905
00:57:54,767 --> 00:57:56,567
<i>I think he's gonna call you.</i>

906
00:58:00,167 --> 00:58:02,767
<i>Pride, it ruins relationships.</i>

907
00:58:03,067 --> 00:58:04,867
- Look, we have to do something.
- Yeah, we do.

908
00:58:05,067 --> 00:58:06,867
Why can't she just admit
she wants another date?

909
00:58:07,067 --> 00:58:09,567
- Why can't he say it first?
- 'Cause guys don't do that.

910
00:58:09,767 --> 00:58:12,167
But that's the problem. We not only
have to figure out our own feelings...

911
00:58:12,267 --> 00:58:14,467
we have to tell you what's going on
in your tiny heads.

912
00:58:14,667 --> 00:58:17,067
No, no, we have to do everything!
We have to plan the date...

913
00:58:17,267 --> 00:58:19,467
have to make sure it's something
you've never done before...

914
00:58:19,667 --> 00:58:20,767
have to think of romantic gifts
for you...

915
00:58:20,867 --> 00:58:23,467
- There you go.
- We have to listen to you.

916
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:26,567
"Please, tell me more about
how you're a mixed media artist...

917
00:58:26,667 --> 00:58:29,167
who used to work only exclusively
with 'found objects'...

918
00:58:29,367 --> 00:58:31,167
but now you work with cork."

919
00:58:33,467 --> 00:58:35,867
Look, Genevieve has been nothing
but kind to us, right?

920
00:58:36,067 --> 00:58:38,267
And she's always there to listen to us
and give us advice...

921
00:58:38,367 --> 00:58:39,867
whenever, and wherever,
we need it.

922
00:58:39,967 --> 00:58:42,567
- I would be lost without her.
- We would all be lost without her.

923
00:58:42,767 --> 00:58:44,767
You guys, before you met
Genevieve...

924
00:58:44,967 --> 00:58:47,567
had you ever kissed
anything not made of plastic?

925
00:58:49,367 --> 00:58:50,767
<i>- Four dates?
- Yes!</i>

926
00:58:59,567 --> 00:59:02,367
Shut it!
Shut it! Shut it!

927
00:59:02,967 --> 00:59:05,467
How's about you finish
what you started?

928
00:59:08,667 --> 00:59:09,767
- Yeah.
- Right?

929
00:59:17,567 --> 00:59:19,367
Hey, we got an invitation.

930
00:59:21,167 --> 00:59:23,867
"To all who made Get On Tapas
a success...

931
00:59:23,967 --> 00:59:27,267
please join us for a Spanish Feast
of the Assumption August fifteenth.

932
00:59:27,567 --> 00:59:29,467
See you there!
Greg Gatlin."

933
00:59:31,467 --> 00:59:35,667
Well, someone is making assumptions
we're all available August fifteenth.

934
00:59:36,767 --> 00:59:41,267
And making assumptions we care whether
his restaurant broke the stupid curse.

935
00:59:42,367 --> 00:59:44,967
He's not even Spanish.
Poser.

936
00:59:46,267 --> 00:59:47,367
We're going.

937
00:59:48,567 --> 00:59:49,567
Have a good time.

938
00:59:50,067 --> 00:59:52,567
We're all going.
You will wear a pretty dress.

939
00:59:52,767 --> 00:59:56,067
Plus lipstick. And I'm gonna wax
those eyebrows right now.

940
00:59:56,367 --> 00:59:57,867
Bill, get more glue sticks.

941
00:59:58,167 --> 01:00:00,867
Her legs are so hairy
it looks like she's wearing pants.

942
01:00:01,967 --> 01:00:03,967
Come here, Steve Carell's chest.

943
01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:05,167
No.

944
01:00:31,167 --> 01:00:32,867
Bartender, a drink for the lady.

945
01:00:33,667 --> 01:00:34,967
What's your plan?

946
01:00:35,367 --> 01:00:37,467
Okay, around ten o'clock, I...

947
01:00:39,067 --> 01:00:41,067
The stroke of midnight.

948
01:00:42,467 --> 01:00:44,967
Okay, at the stroke of midnight...

949
01:00:45,167 --> 01:00:47,867
I'm gonna present her
with these roses on this comb.

950
01:00:48,267 --> 01:00:50,067
Dude, did you make that yourself?

951
01:00:50,167 --> 01:00:52,767
Lose the comb.
Just give her roses.

952
01:00:54,467 --> 01:00:55,367
Okay.

953
01:00:55,967 --> 01:01:00,267
At the stroke of midnight, I'm going to
present her with some roses, no comb...

954
01:01:00,767 --> 01:01:02,367
and ask for the other date...

955
01:01:02,667 --> 01:01:04,867
which, depending on your interpretation
of five dates...

956
01:01:05,067 --> 01:01:06,467
'cause I do think
that I counted correctly...

957
01:01:06,567 --> 01:01:08,967
No, no, no!
Cut that last part.

958
01:01:10,267 --> 01:01:13,367
- Okay.
- Now make it right.

959
01:01:15,367 --> 01:01:16,867
Okay. Scatter.

960
01:01:23,467 --> 01:01:25,067
- Sorry.
- Hey...

961
01:01:25,767 --> 01:01:26,767
Ginger.

962
01:01:26,967 --> 01:01:29,467
- You changed your hair.
- What's going on?

963
01:01:29,867 --> 01:01:33,167
But you had your five dates.
You're done. My turn.

964
01:01:34,867 --> 01:01:36,367
Go get some air, all right?

965
01:01:36,867 --> 01:01:38,667
You had your five dates.

966
01:01:38,867 --> 01:01:42,167
You had your five dates
and you're done? I see.

967
01:01:42,667 --> 01:01:45,667
I see, so you just hand me off
to your shallow friend?

968
01:01:45,767 --> 01:01:47,667
You... you know
I didn't hand you off.

969
01:01:47,867 --> 01:01:50,467
- Still you are not a gentleman.
- What?

970
01:01:50,567 --> 01:01:53,767
- You suddenly decide four dates is five?
- It was five.

971
01:01:53,867 --> 01:01:56,067
No, a sleepover
doesn't count as a date!

972
01:01:56,467 --> 01:01:58,867
Sorry. I didn't read
your instruction manual.

973
01:01:59,367 --> 01:02:00,567
What does that mean?

974
01:02:00,767 --> 01:02:03,867
It means that you act like
you believe "c'est la vie"...

975
01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:08,167
"have fun, everyone, there are
no rules". But you are all rules.

976
01:02:08,267 --> 01:02:09,567
You control everything.

977
01:02:09,667 --> 01:02:13,367
Who will woo you, for exactly how long,
five dates, then good-bye.

978
01:02:13,967 --> 01:02:17,567
You entered this willingly and then
you blame me 'cause you can't count?

979
01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:20,967
I get it now.
I just figured it out.

980
01:02:22,167 --> 01:02:25,867
You are so scared of being hurt that
you pretend to have this philosophy...

981
01:02:26,067 --> 01:02:28,267
about relationships
not being normal.

982
01:02:28,567 --> 01:02:31,967
Your fear of intimacy is only matched
by your ridiculous fantasy life.

983
01:02:32,267 --> 01:02:35,567
You act like you live in the opening
credits of some French film.

984
01:02:35,867 --> 01:02:38,567
You control everything
so it doesn't turn into something real.

985
01:02:40,767 --> 01:02:42,567
I like French films.

986
01:02:43,467 --> 01:02:46,067
Well, they're not real.
Just like you.

987
01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:53,567
- Here he comes.
- Dude, now...

988
01:02:57,967 --> 01:02:59,567
You can catch them
on your tongue.

989
01:03:02,367 --> 01:03:03,267
Wanna go?

990
01:03:03,467 --> 01:03:04,567
- Yup. Yeah.
- Big time.

991
01:03:06,567 --> 01:03:07,467
No!

992
01:03:14,467 --> 01:03:17,067
Maybe you should go back
and talk to him.

993
01:03:17,767 --> 01:03:18,667
No...

994
01:03:18,967 --> 01:03:20,867
he hates me.

995
01:03:26,967 --> 01:03:28,667
I feel naked.

996
01:03:29,167 --> 01:03:32,067
I feel like Greg can see
right through me.

997
01:03:32,367 --> 01:03:35,467
So? Does being vulnerable
make you weak?

998
01:03:37,167 --> 01:03:38,967
It's so my mom.

999
01:03:42,667 --> 01:03:47,367
I never understood why my mom
let my dad see...

1000
01:03:47,967 --> 01:03:49,167
her pain.

1001
01:03:50,867 --> 01:03:52,867
I wanted her to act like...

1002
01:03:53,167 --> 01:03:56,867
"Well, you cheated, get out".

1003
01:03:58,067 --> 01:03:59,367
But she...

1004
01:04:00,367 --> 01:04:02,967
cried to him.

1005
01:04:06,967 --> 01:04:09,367
I remember when she found out.

1006
01:04:09,967 --> 01:04:12,467
She sat down
at the kitchen table...

1007
01:04:16,367 --> 01:04:18,267
and her eyes
went back and forth...

1008
01:04:18,467 --> 01:04:21,167
as if she was trying to add
something in her head.

1009
01:04:25,467 --> 01:04:27,067
And then he left.

1010
01:04:30,567 --> 01:04:33,667
And you decided no one would ever
make you feel that way.

1011
01:04:39,567 --> 01:04:40,467
Well...

1012
01:04:43,067 --> 01:04:44,067
it's over.

1013
01:04:52,267 --> 01:04:53,167
It's over.

1014
01:04:54,667 --> 01:04:57,567
That's no fair.
I wasn't looking. Do-over.

1015
01:04:58,267 --> 01:04:59,067
Get up.

1016
01:04:59,667 --> 01:05:01,567
No. I'm good.

1017
01:05:17,367 --> 01:05:20,767
- You dodged a bullet, buddy.
- No, I didn't.

1018
01:05:21,567 --> 01:05:23,167
No, you didn't.

1019
01:05:40,867 --> 01:05:45,067
I'd love to go on a date with you.
I'll be back at the shop in 5 minutes.

1020
01:05:57,067 --> 01:06:00,367
<i>Yo, everybody,
it's ten minutes until midnight!</i>

1021
01:06:00,567 --> 01:06:02,867
<i>Hey, guys,
it's almost midnight!</i>

1022
01:06:05,167 --> 01:06:06,867
Cal says you like wine?

1023
01:06:08,167 --> 01:06:09,667
Do you have any Zinfandel?

1024
01:06:20,367 --> 01:06:21,467
Same thing.

1025
01:06:21,967 --> 01:06:24,267
A spritzer.

1026
01:06:26,367 --> 01:06:27,267
Yummy.

1027
01:06:27,767 --> 01:06:29,067
You're so inventive.

1028
01:06:29,867 --> 01:06:32,967
So anyway, my sister,
not the bipolar one, the other one...

1029
01:06:41,367 --> 01:06:43,867
- Hi.
- I'm seeing someone.

1030
01:06:46,267 --> 01:06:47,767
Boy, that's great.

1031
01:06:48,667 --> 01:06:49,867
Yeah, but it's new.

1032
01:06:50,867 --> 01:06:53,467
Do you have any love advice
for me?

1033
01:06:54,367 --> 01:06:57,567
Mom, I don't think
you want advice from me.

1034
01:06:58,267 --> 01:06:59,767
Shut up, it's time!

1035
01:06:59,967 --> 01:07:04,167
Five, four, three, two, one!

1036
01:07:04,367 --> 01:07:07,067
Happy New Year!

1037
01:07:13,867 --> 01:07:15,667
My eyes are bleeding!

1038
01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:18,567
Mom!

1039
01:07:19,067 --> 01:07:20,567
You're dating John?

1040
01:07:20,967 --> 01:07:23,867
Yeah, he's ten years
younger than me.

1041
01:07:24,967 --> 01:07:26,467
I'm a cougar!

1042
01:07:28,567 --> 01:07:29,967
<i>And I'm a young buck!</i>

1043
01:07:31,067 --> 01:07:32,667
- I forgot.
- Okay.

1044
01:07:32,867 --> 01:07:33,867
I made you...

1045
01:07:34,667 --> 01:07:36,967
a scrapbook of your life.

1046
01:07:37,367 --> 01:07:39,367
I askjeeved, googled...

1047
01:07:39,567 --> 01:07:42,267
and classmates. Commed you and...

1048
01:07:42,967 --> 01:07:46,667
there is a whole page of collage
of your lips.

1049
01:07:49,967 --> 01:07:51,067
I love it!

1050
01:07:51,767 --> 01:07:53,167
You're adorable.

1051
01:07:53,667 --> 01:07:56,967
And I got you this paperweight
that magnifies your baby picture.

1052
01:08:27,967 --> 01:08:29,167
- Oops.
- Uh-oh.

1053
01:08:30,067 --> 01:08:30,967
Oops.

1054
01:08:32,867 --> 01:08:33,667
Uh-oh.

1055
01:08:33,767 --> 01:08:35,767
- Table for one.
- Only the lonely.

1056
01:08:35,967 --> 01:08:38,167
- Serving only the lonely.
- It's lovely out here.

1057
01:08:38,267 --> 01:08:40,567
- It's chilly, isn't it?
- Do you know anyone we know out here?

1058
01:08:40,667 --> 01:08:43,267
- No. I used to.
- Who's that?

1059
01:08:43,967 --> 01:08:45,867
She looks like someone
we used to know.

1060
01:08:46,067 --> 01:08:49,867
She was the most romantic,
happy person who loved love.

1061
01:08:50,467 --> 01:08:52,567
Then she turned
into a shriveled twisted...

1062
01:08:52,767 --> 01:08:53,667
Stop.

1063
01:08:54,467 --> 01:08:55,767
I think...

1064
01:08:56,167 --> 01:08:59,467
you need to tell Greg
that you're scared.

1065
01:09:01,067 --> 01:09:04,167
You know, you think this is fear.

1066
01:09:04,567 --> 01:09:05,967
This is instinct.

1067
01:09:06,367 --> 01:09:09,567
Avoiding pain is how humans
have survived.

1068
01:09:10,067 --> 01:09:12,367
You think we'd still be here
if we didn't know...

1069
01:09:12,567 --> 01:09:16,067
"look, there's a saber-toothed tiger.
Let's run before it eats us"?

1070
01:09:16,867 --> 01:09:18,567
Honey, did you just see
your mom?

1071
01:09:18,667 --> 01:09:20,167
I did.

1072
01:09:21,367 --> 01:09:22,367
Let go.

1073
01:09:24,567 --> 01:09:25,967
Forgive the past.

1074
01:09:28,967 --> 01:09:31,967
- Hey. What is that? What are you doing?
- It's a moment.

1075
01:09:34,067 --> 01:09:35,967
Can we give you some advice?

1076
01:09:36,467 --> 01:09:37,467
No.

1077
01:09:41,867 --> 01:09:43,167
All right, bring it.

1078
01:09:44,367 --> 01:09:46,267
Woo him.

1079
01:10:04,467 --> 01:10:06,567
<i>You baked him muffins?</i>

1080
01:10:06,767 --> 01:10:10,067
<i>Isn't that a tiny bit
''think of me as your cousin Ethel"?</i>

1081
01:10:10,267 --> 01:10:13,367
Really? It took me all night
to think of that.

1082
01:10:13,567 --> 01:10:17,967
This is hard. What do guys like
besides pizza and morning sex?

1083
01:10:18,867 --> 01:10:21,367
Okay, I have to focus.
I have to focus.

1084
01:10:21,567 --> 01:10:24,767
I have to think, what does he want?
What does he want?

1085
01:10:24,967 --> 01:10:27,567
Because he will call me,
he will call me.

1086
01:10:27,967 --> 01:10:29,367
<i>He will call me.</i>

1087
01:10:33,267 --> 01:10:34,167
So...

1088
01:10:34,867 --> 01:10:36,967
he sent a thank you note?

1089
01:10:38,167 --> 01:10:39,567
Still no call?

1090
01:10:41,667 --> 01:10:44,867
What does this even mean?
What does it mean?

1091
01:10:45,267 --> 01:10:47,667
"Genevieve,
thank you for the gifts.

1092
01:10:48,067 --> 01:10:49,067
Grrrrrrreg."

1093
01:10:50,467 --> 01:10:52,167
I don't...
I don't know what else to do.

1094
01:10:52,367 --> 01:10:55,767
I've sent Rangers tickets
and chocolates and "Simpsons" DVDs.

1095
01:10:55,867 --> 01:10:57,967
I mean, I don't get it!
What do men want?

1096
01:10:58,167 --> 01:11:01,367
A cellulite seaweed wrap, a diamond
dog collar, and a karaoke machine.

1097
01:11:02,067 --> 01:11:03,767
Karaoke's a no.

1098
01:11:12,167 --> 01:11:14,867
- Can I cancel it?
- No. We'd be out of business.

1099
01:11:19,167 --> 01:11:20,667
It's gonna suck.

1100
01:11:20,867 --> 01:11:23,267
Yes, but it always does.

1101
01:11:29,967 --> 01:11:31,867
Roses For Whatever.

1102
01:11:34,267 --> 01:11:35,867
A thank you note?

1103
01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:39,067
She sent you all those gifts
and you didn't call?

1104
01:11:40,167 --> 01:11:41,267
I wanna call.

1105
01:11:42,867 --> 01:11:44,267
Am I an idiot?

1106
01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:46,467
In general?
I don't know.

1107
01:11:47,167 --> 01:11:50,367
Love makes you crazy.
You should call her.

1108
01:11:50,667 --> 01:11:53,967
I said horrible things to her.
What do I say now?

1109
01:11:54,667 --> 01:11:57,967
And the probability ratio of a failed
relationship working...

1110
01:11:58,267 --> 01:11:59,467
zero to none.

1111
01:12:00,767 --> 01:12:03,167
But this never was a relationship.

1112
01:12:59,167 --> 01:13:00,767
Come on!

1113
01:13:04,067 --> 01:13:05,467
Stupid fake holyday.

1114
01:13:05,667 --> 01:13:08,267
I know! It's just a day
of pressure, isn't it?

1115
01:13:08,467 --> 01:13:11,067
I mean, even if you're
in a relationship, which I'm not...

1116
01:13:11,267 --> 01:13:13,567
it's just a day that
makes you feel inadequate.

1117
01:13:13,667 --> 01:13:16,267
Am I doing enough for this person?
Did I get a big enough gift?

1118
01:13:16,467 --> 01:13:18,267
Do I even know this person?

1119
01:13:18,267 --> 01:13:20,667
And what about those candy hearts?
"Be Mine".

1120
01:13:20,767 --> 01:13:22,967
Like you gotta be somebody's
to matter, right?

1121
01:13:23,167 --> 01:13:25,967
I mean, I'm not anybody's now,
but I've been, before.

1122
01:13:33,667 --> 01:13:35,467
Chocolates for Genevieve!

1123
01:13:35,667 --> 01:13:37,567
Happy Valentine's Day!

1124
01:13:37,767 --> 01:13:41,667
John, it's a good day for you
because you're dating my mom.

1125
01:13:42,067 --> 01:13:44,767
A visual, that if I let it burn
through my retinas...

1126
01:13:44,967 --> 01:13:48,667
will seara hole through my skull
and my brain will leak onto my neck.

1127
01:13:48,967 --> 01:13:51,167
This is why you are happy
on this day.

1128
01:13:51,467 --> 01:13:54,367
I have seen this day for what it is,
a hollow sham.

1129
01:13:54,467 --> 01:13:57,667
I will sell many roses
to many fools on this day...

1130
01:13:57,867 --> 01:13:59,867
who have not seen the light
as I have.

1131
01:14:00,067 --> 01:14:02,767
Valentine's Day blows!

1132
01:14:11,667 --> 01:14:14,767
Don't get your hopes up today.
Some man will just crush 'em.

1133
01:14:19,767 --> 01:14:20,667
Mine!

1134
01:14:22,267 --> 01:14:24,567
Roses For Fooling Yourself
That Romance Exists.

1135
01:14:24,767 --> 01:14:26,967
- You want to work in the back today.
- May I help you?

1136
01:14:27,067 --> 01:14:29,567
- Okay, who was first?
- I was!

1137
01:14:40,167 --> 01:14:41,067
Tim.

1138
01:14:41,567 --> 01:14:43,767
Hey, what's up?

1139
01:14:44,167 --> 01:14:45,067
Tim...

1140
01:14:45,667 --> 01:14:49,267
I don't know anything about
anything anymore. What do I do?

1141
01:14:49,667 --> 01:14:53,367
How do I know? I'm from the world of
"Not tonight, the kid puked on me".

1142
01:14:53,567 --> 01:14:56,367
Yeah, but sometimes...

1143
01:14:56,767 --> 01:14:58,667
it's nice, right?

1144
01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:06,867
This morning, the kids were
running around like crazy...

1145
01:15:07,167 --> 01:15:10,167
Annie's standing in the kitchen
making pancakes.

1146
01:15:11,267 --> 01:15:13,067
Hair's all messed up...

1147
01:15:13,367 --> 01:15:16,767
her breath could've knocked
a buzzard off a portapotty and...

1148
01:15:19,467 --> 01:15:22,667
when she wasn't looking, I reached out
and took the pancake syrup and...

1149
01:15:22,867 --> 01:15:26,067
I spelled "Happy V-Day" out
on her plate.

1150
01:15:30,667 --> 01:15:32,267
She cried, you know?

1151
01:15:38,867 --> 01:15:40,667
Do I have it all wrong?

1152
01:15:42,167 --> 01:15:43,767
Is that what love is?

1153
01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:48,967
Well, you know, it's not...

1154
01:15:49,367 --> 01:15:51,867
butterflies in my tummy love,
you know...

1155
01:15:53,067 --> 01:15:56,267
but, you know, even on the bad days,
you get there...

1156
01:15:57,567 --> 01:15:59,567
you see her and the kids...

1157
01:16:00,567 --> 01:16:01,867
and yeah, think...

1158
01:16:02,567 --> 01:16:03,567
yeah...

1159
01:16:05,967 --> 01:16:07,567
it's good to be home.

1160
01:16:11,867 --> 01:16:14,067
Anyway, that's what love is to me.

1161
01:16:18,567 --> 01:16:19,467
Yeah.

1162
01:16:21,167 --> 01:16:22,167
Yeah.

1163
01:16:23,567 --> 01:16:25,467
Tell the boys I need to go.

1164
01:16:42,167 --> 01:16:43,067
Hi, Dad.

1165
01:16:45,767 --> 01:16:46,667
Genevieve.

1166
01:16:47,467 --> 01:16:49,367
Jeez, it's so good to see you.

1167
01:16:52,967 --> 01:16:54,067
How are you?

1168
01:16:57,967 --> 01:16:58,867
Dad...

1169
01:17:00,167 --> 01:17:02,367
you never should have
cheated on Mom.

1170
01:17:06,567 --> 01:17:07,567
Well...

1171
01:17:09,367 --> 01:17:12,667
I don't see how my relationship
with your mother concerns you.

1172
01:17:14,667 --> 01:17:17,267
Well, guess what?
It does.

1173
01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:19,967
It messed us all up.

1174
01:17:20,567 --> 01:17:23,167
It really hurt Mom, and...

1175
01:17:23,667 --> 01:17:26,567
how was I ever supposed
to trust a man after that?

1176
01:17:26,867 --> 01:17:28,367
It changed me.

1177
01:17:28,967 --> 01:17:31,167
It's taken me years
to figure this out.

1178
01:17:31,867 --> 01:17:35,667
I thought all I ever did
was fall in love...

1179
01:17:36,067 --> 01:17:39,467
but really,
I made sure I never did.

1180
01:17:43,167 --> 01:17:45,967
So, yeah it does concern me.

1181
01:17:46,067 --> 01:17:48,067
And you were wrong to do it.

1182
01:17:53,967 --> 01:17:55,267
But I love you.

1183
01:17:56,167 --> 01:17:57,067
Good-bye.

1184
01:18:16,167 --> 01:18:19,167
Boy, I can't wait to get home
to my old lady.

1185
01:18:19,767 --> 01:18:23,467
Did you get her a Valentine's card that
says, "Hey, old lady, glad you're alive"?

1186
01:18:24,767 --> 01:18:26,467
I meant my dog.

1187
01:18:26,867 --> 01:18:28,867
She's old and her name is Lady.

1188
01:18:30,867 --> 01:18:31,767
Sorry.

1189
01:18:35,467 --> 01:18:37,167
I like old things.

1190
01:18:37,567 --> 01:18:39,967
Lady was eleven
when I got her from the pound.

1191
01:18:43,167 --> 01:18:44,767
That antique stool?

1192
01:18:45,367 --> 01:18:48,267
I found that when I was in Kentucky
on the road.

1193
01:18:49,267 --> 01:18:50,867
It's almost two hundred years old.

1194
01:18:51,967 --> 01:18:54,267
Don't you find that kinda creepy?

1195
01:18:54,767 --> 01:18:57,367
Like you can still see
the old dead guy sitting on it?

1196
01:19:02,467 --> 01:19:03,767
Well, I do now.

1197
01:19:06,767 --> 01:19:07,767
Good talk.

1198
01:19:13,167 --> 01:19:14,767
Hey, you're out of T.p.

1199
01:19:15,267 --> 01:19:17,267
Any girls show up looking for me?

1200
01:19:17,367 --> 01:19:19,367
I hooked us up
with some paralegals.

1201
01:19:19,567 --> 01:19:22,067
You get Melissa, I get Doreen.
No, wait a minute.

1202
01:19:22,267 --> 01:19:25,567
Why do I stand here, with my hands
in my metaphorical pockets...

1203
01:19:25,967 --> 01:19:28,767
chained to my comfortable
spot of fear?

1204
01:19:32,067 --> 01:19:33,867
Are you rehearsing for a play?

1205
01:19:34,867 --> 01:19:36,767
No, man,
I'm talking about Genevieve.

1206
01:19:36,967 --> 01:19:37,867
Come on.

1207
01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:42,167
I miss her.
I want to see her again.

1208
01:19:43,967 --> 01:19:46,467
By summer,
I want to lose five pounds.

1209
01:19:47,967 --> 01:19:49,267
I blew it, man.

1210
01:19:49,767 --> 01:19:52,367
- I'm a complete moron.
- We're guys.

1211
01:19:52,767 --> 01:19:55,667
It's an accepted fact of our sex
that we do stupid stuff.

1212
01:20:01,267 --> 01:20:02,367
What'd you say?

1213
01:20:02,667 --> 01:20:04,467
I need to shed the lbs,
I'm getting chunky.

1214
01:20:04,567 --> 01:20:07,267
No, no, no, about guys
doing stupid stuff.

1215
01:20:07,667 --> 01:20:09,267
I don't know.
I don't listen.

1216
01:20:11,567 --> 01:20:13,367
Men do stupid things.

1217
01:20:13,767 --> 01:20:16,867
Yes, yeah. Think about it, I mean,
that's how great things happen.

1218
01:20:17,267 --> 01:20:18,667
Take the Wright Brothers.

1219
01:20:18,867 --> 01:20:22,367
What is smart about jumping off a cliff
strapped to wooden wings?

1220
01:20:22,867 --> 01:20:23,967
Wood is heavy.

1221
01:20:25,067 --> 01:20:27,967
That's it!
I gotta do something stupid.

1222
01:20:29,767 --> 01:20:31,267
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1223
01:20:31,567 --> 01:20:33,467
- What's open?
- What's happening?

1224
01:20:49,267 --> 01:20:51,467
- May I borrow that?
- For two bucks you can own it.

1225
01:20:51,667 --> 01:20:53,867
- Deal.
- Plus a week's free tapas.

1226
01:20:54,067 --> 01:20:55,367
- Make it a month.
- Deal.

1227
01:20:55,367 --> 01:20:57,167
- Cal, get me some scissors.
- Cut that up.

1228
01:21:37,967 --> 01:21:39,567
I'm alive, okay?

1229
01:21:39,967 --> 01:21:42,567
<i>Yeah, but are you watching
"Jerry Maguire"again?</i>

1230
01:21:42,867 --> 01:21:44,267
No, I am not.

1231
01:21:44,767 --> 01:21:47,467
<i>Wait, is that jazz
outside your window?</i>

1232
01:21:49,467 --> 01:21:50,667
It is.

1233
01:21:51,267 --> 01:21:52,767
Yuck, jazz!

1234
01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,667
<i>- What are you doing?
- Genevieve!</i>

1235
01:22:05,567 --> 01:22:07,567
Here's stuff that scares you.

1236
01:22:08,867 --> 01:22:10,967
Here's something that scares me.

1237
01:22:13,267 --> 01:22:16,367
<i>If I can't love you</i>

1238
01:22:16,667 --> 01:22:18,467
<i>Till the day I die</i>

1239
01:22:19,667 --> 01:22:21,267
<i>Then maybe</i>

1240
01:22:21,567 --> 01:22:23,467
<i>Baby</i>

1241
01:22:23,767 --> 01:22:25,667
<i>What good am I?</i>

1242
01:22:26,367 --> 01:22:30,267
<i>If I can't reach out
And know that you'll be there</i>

1243
01:22:30,767 --> 01:22:34,267
<i>Then this whole world
Ain't spinning anywhere</i>

1244
01:22:35,167 --> 01:22:39,567
<i>'Cause there's no livin'
Without your lovin'</i>

1245
01:22:40,067 --> 01:22:43,867
<i>Without the thrill
Of your magic touch</i>

1246
01:22:44,267 --> 01:22:48,567
<i>There's no livin'
Without your lovin', baby...</i>

1247
01:22:49,167 --> 01:22:50,767
You're an idiot!

1248
01:22:50,967 --> 01:22:52,867
No, you are, but I love you!

1249
01:22:54,067 --> 01:22:56,267
Well, that makes you
a bigger idiot.

1250
01:22:57,967 --> 01:22:59,467
And I love you, too!

1251
01:23:01,167 --> 01:23:02,467
Now go away.

1252
01:23:02,967 --> 01:23:05,367
Okay, everybody, on three.

1253
01:23:05,767 --> 01:23:07,667
One, two...

1254
01:23:08,667 --> 01:23:09,667
three!

1255
01:23:16,167 --> 01:23:17,367
Genevieve...

1256
01:23:17,867 --> 01:23:20,267
will you be my Valentine?

1257
01:23:53,967 --> 01:23:56,567
- You're still an idiot.
- So are you.

1258
01:23:57,467 --> 01:24:00,567
Enough of your dumb system.
Are you my girlfriend?

1259
01:24:02,367 --> 01:24:03,267
Yeah.

1260
01:24:03,967 --> 01:24:06,867
I'm your girlfriend.
You're my boyfriend.

1261
01:24:08,467 --> 01:24:10,667
Some relationships work,
you know.

1262
01:24:10,867 --> 01:24:12,467
Look, I'm willing to try,
but I think we should set some rules...

1263
01:24:12,667 --> 01:24:13,767
because I don't know
what we're getting...

1264
01:24:13,867 --> 01:24:15,067
Stop talking.

1265
01:24:16,967 --> 01:24:17,967
Make me.