Good morning and welcome to Mear Do-- Dear-- Oh, God. Ha, ha.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I think maybe you're gonna have to bear with me.
Hopefully my coffee will kick in soon
because this little mom has had one hell of a weekend.
When Charles Dickens wrote:
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,"
who knew he was actually talking about my daughter's wedding.
Or more accurately our daughter's wedding,
but that was only part of the problem.
Are you awake yet, honey?
Yes. I'm awake.
- I didn't sleep very well. - Mm.
Me neither.
I have a terrible feeling of foreboding.
Oh, Sarah.
You're just a bride.
That's how brides feel. You're nervous.
And besides, the whole reason you spent the night here
was so you wouldn't see Luc, so you wouldn't jinx it.
But I should be at Mom's.
Like I was with my first wedding.
I don't know. I mean, look how that turned out.
Are you 100 percent positive that they're really seeing each other?
Yeah. She's seeing Brody.
The last time I saw them, they were all snuggled together on the couch.
She's probably wondering why I'm not calling him Daddy already.
So why don't you go over and get dressed at her house?
Get dressed in your old bedroom.
- You know she wants that. - Well, it's too late for that.
Everything's organised for me at the church.
It is your wedding, Sarah.
And I don't want you to regret anything.
Are you awake?
Scotty, are you awake, honey?
No.
What are you doing out here?
Daniel woke up. I had to feed him.
Well, Daniel's asleep so why don't you come back to bed?
Honey, as much as I miss sex, I miss sleep more.
[PHONE RINGS]
- Hello. SARAH [OVER PHONE]: Hi, it's me.
Were you gonna have sex with your Bluetooth on?
Yeah, I'm the wedding planner. I have to be on call.
- Please tell me everything's okay. KEVIN: Yes.
Have a little faith.
Hold on, someone's on the other line.
- Hello? - I need to talk to you.
What? About Sarah? She's on the other line.
KITTY: No, it's about me. And don't tell Sarah.
Call me back whenever you can, okay?
I am the wedding planner, but okay.
- Sarah? - Who was that?
Uh, the DJ. Hang on, someone's on the other line.
- Hello? - It's Paige. Can you talk to my mom?
She won't let me bring Andrew to the wedding.
Paige, why are you talking funny and who's Andrew?
I have a mask on and I don't want it to crack, and he's my boyfriend.
- You have a boyfriend? - Paige has a boyfriend?
- He's so cool. - I'll talk to your mom.
- She's on the other line. Done. - Please.
So Paige has this boyfriend.
Oh, God, if I hear one more thing about--
- Fine, it's dropped. - Good.
Tell me, is everything set up at the hotel?
- I'm sure, but I'll check in with Justin. - Is he still sleeping with that manager?
- Yes. - Is she still married?
I think she's getting a divorce.
Yeah, that's what they all say.
[PHONE RINGING]
- Hello. SARAH: Now, I know
we're not to see each other, but I thought it'd be okay if we talked.
- I missed you. - I miss you too.
- Hey, are your parents here yet? LUC: This afternoon.
I can't believe I'm going to see my dad. It's been a long time.
I can't believe they're actually coming together.
- Yeah, me too. - You're getting married.
You're getting married. You're getting--
- Here we go. - Luc, you have to talk to Mom.
- Ew. What happened to you? - I'm wearing a face mask.
It's early.
- Well, is that her? - Okay, put her on.
Mom. Mom, can we please just talk about this like adults?
No because you're not an adult. It's not appropriate.
Just forget it.
- I'll take care of it. - Thank you.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Oh, listen, honey, I got to go. Someone's at the door.
- I can't wait to see you. LUC: I love you.
Okay, bye.
[GASPS]
- Tommy! - Ha, ha.
Oh.
I can't believe you're here.
You asked me to walk you down the aisle. Where do you think I'd be?
Daniel is still asleep. Why don't you come back to bed?
Come on, I don't want to.
How come you guys won't help Paige?
- Because it's none of our business. - Uh, no.
Paige, they're not budging.
Man, I can't believe this.
[PHONE BEEPS]
Hold on, it's Andrew on the other line. Okay?
- I'll call you back. Bye. - Bye.
- Hello? - Yeah, hey, Kevin. It's Saul.
We have a little bit of a problem here and you know what?
- I don't want you to panic. KEVIN: What?
You say something like that, Saul, of course I'm going to panic.
Kevin, the cake isn't here. They got the date all wrong.
So, what we've been doing is Jonathan and I have been up all night,
- uh, making cupcakes. - Cupcakes?
- I love cupcakes. SAUL: That's right.
We're going to make a cupcake tree. Kevin, I'm not happy about this either.
It's very wedding chic right now.
Can't believe-- Have you spoken with Sarah
because she's going to rip me a new one.
I knew you'd freak. I don't want to talk now.
I have 200 cupcakes that we have to finish.
And I want to tell you something. I'm gonna call Sarah because you're a wuss.
[PHONE RINGS THEN BABY CRIES]
Hey, Paige. Are you all right?
Yeah, it'll be fine. I'm not gonna ruin the day for Mom.
- Ask her if Luc is up. - Is Luc up?
- He's right here. It's Kevin. - Oh.
- Hey, Kevin. - Hi. How's it going?
Oh, it's going great. I have the two kids right next to me,
my parents are coming, and I'm getting married.
- Not a bad day. - How do you feel about cupcakes?
- Hold on a second. - Cupcakes? Oh!
Oh, that's Mom's calling me on the cell. Let me, uh... I'll call you back.
- Hello. - How's it going?
- Don't ask. How is it with you? NORA: I'm fine.
I'm trying to find something for Sarah to use for the old.
- For the what? NORA: The old.
You know, "something old, something new," blah, blah, blah.
And then I'm to give it to her at the church.
- Have you spoken with Sarah yet? - Not really.
She seems to be avoiding me.
Kevin, this is just so awful.
Try not to worry. I'm sure everything will be fine.
Yeah. You know, I have to go so I'll see you at the church.
Yeah. Bye.
You can't keep coming over for breakfast like this.
Well, then stop inviting me.
Well, I can't stop inviting you. I hate it when you leave at night.
I can't wait for the morning to come.
Oh, I know the feeling. It can't come soon enough for me.
What are you doing?
Well, I'm trying to find something that Sarah can use--
- You kept this? - Please give that to me.
I already did. Forty-five years ago.
You kept it?
Of course I did.
- Ha, ha. SARAH: Mom.
Sarah, hello.
- I was just leaving. - Good.
Yeah. Well, what are you doing here?
I, uh, just came by for my something old.
I thought I was going to bring it to the church.
I thought it would be nice if we picked something out together.
So, uh, I'll take off.
And, uh, have a beautiful wedding, Sarah.
Thank you.
- Did you tell anyone yet? KITTY: No.
I'm, uh, not going to tell anybody until we make our decision.
Well, I already told you how I feel.
I know.
I know, but, um...
The more I think about this, the more excited I get.
Seth, you have to understand that this wasn't supposed to happen.
[SIGHS]
Do you have any idea what a good dad you're gonna be?
Oh, come on. That's not-- That's not the point.
This is a mistake, Kitty, and you know it.
I don't think that you should have this baby.
EVAN: Mommy.
Okay. Okay, I'm coming.
How about this beautiful, old, antique barrette?
Maybe I could be my own something old.
How about a purse? You want a purse? I've got a purse.
- Why are you talking like an auctioneer? NORA: What are you doing here?
- This is for women only. - Exactly.
I'm just checking in.
Saul called me about the cupcakes. No, it's fine. It's fine.
[GASPS]
Wow.
Oh, my gosh, Paige. You look like a supermodel.
- Yeah. - How did I ever give birth
to anything so beautiful?
No, stop fussing with it. It fits fine.
It doesn't fit. And even if it did, who cares?
My boyfriend won't even be here to see it.
- Your boyfriend? - Your boyfriend? Wow!
Yeah. Andrew.
Since my mom's about banning people from the wedding,
- he won't be coming. - Why can't Andrew come?
- Because she's 14. - Wait, wait, wait a minute.
I seem to remember a young girl who was barely 14,
who was so madly in love with Davey Martinez
- she wrote a 12 verse song. - That's different.
What was it called? It was "When Dave's Lips Touched Mine."
- Oh, my God. Sing it. - No! Don't sing--
Don't sing it.
[BOTH SINGING UPBEAT LOVE SONG]
Kitty.
Please stop.
Okay, okay, okay.
Andrew can come to the reception.
- He can? - Yes.
Thank you, Aunt Kitty. I'm gonna go call him.
All right. Wait, wait, wait, Paige. I've got to talk to his parents.
Kitty, what's the matter?
It's nothing. It's just-- Oh, God it's crazy.
It's just I remember Paige when she was a baby.
I mean, look at her.
Yes, I know-- Okay, I just thought of something.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Okay, what is going on with you?
I'm pregnant.
- You're pregnant? - Shh. I don't want anybody to know.
But that's... I thought you couldn't?
I know. I know. It happened.
That's amazing. Are you happy?
Yes, I'm very happy. Happier every minute. It's Seth.
- Well, yeah, I assumed it was Seth. - No.
Seth isn't happy.
Okay. I've got it.
This is what she's going to want. Ida's compact. It's perfect.
Five, six, seven, eight.
[BOTH SINGING UPBEAT LOVE SONG]
Maybe I'll do a little solo?
- Like: - Okay.
You're laugh. Why are you laughing?
No, I'm just enjoying watching you confirm your heterosexuality.
Justin, you can do this, okay? Saul and Cooper, they learned it.
Tommy got it. It's easy.
Well, it's easy for you. Look at those hips.
How did you become such a good dancer?
- Did Gabriela teach you? - No.
Actually, it was all my father.
His mom owned a dance studio. I just can't wait to see him in his suit though.
Hope my mom doesn't ruin the whole thing.
- She's not going to ruin your wedding. - Why not?
She ruined her own marriage. He loved her, she cheated on him.
There was probably other reasons why it didn't work like,
maybe they weren't meant to be together.
Well, they were married and she kept cheating on him.
- That's why it don't work out. - So apropos of nothing, how's Tyler?
She's getting a divorce. All right? And she's been separated for, like, ever.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
And-- Maybe that's your parents.
Yeah. It's been 20 years I didn't see them together.
Wow, wow, wow.
I don't understand this. So you put your left foot in front and then you turn...
- Hey. - Oh, darling.
- How are you? - How are you?
- Mama. - Hi.
SCOTTY: Hi. GABRIELA: Hi, guys.
Nice to see you, Justin.
JUSTIN: Hey.
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
He couldn't make it.
- What? - He got so swamped with his business.
He tried to get away, but he just couldn't.
But he sends his love and he's really, really sorry.
What about you, Mom?
Are you sorry?
Sarah. Sarah, look what I found. I think this is perfect.
It's your grandmother's compact. I even polished it all--
No, no, no, Mom. It's fine.
I appreciate you going up to the attic for all this stuff,
but I think my something old should be yours.
Oh.
I remember sneaking in here when I was a kid.
We would play with this stuff like it was treasure.
You did?
This ring?
We used to call this your babysitting ring.
You'd only ever wear it if you were going out and we had a sitter.
Well, that's perfect, honey. Wear that.
No, silver's not right.
- Oh, my gosh. - What?
I remember this.
No, you don't want to wear that. That's the tackiest thing on Earth.
No, no, no. I used to love this.
I'd always ask you, "Mommy, why don't you wear this one?"
And you would say, "Because I don't want to lose it."
So then I would think it must have been magic
and that if I wore it I'd turn into a princess.
This is it. This is my something old.
Okay, fine.
Thanks, Mom.
Time?
Uh, about ten minutes since the last time you asked me.
You know, it might speed things up if you didn't try to make each cupcake
into a personal work of art.
Jonathan, I have to replace a stunning three-tier wedding cake
with these snacks.
The least we can do is make each one of these look as lovely as possible.
Everybody loves cupcakes, they'll be the hit of the event.
Besides, a romantic commitment between two people
isn't about a wedding cake or even a marriage.
It's symbolism, Jonathan,
and when two people making a romantic commitment to each other
there's got to be something they can show to the world.
Isn't it enough for two people to say "I love you"?
You just don't get it, do you?
- Well, what's that supposed to mean? - Nothing.
Oh, come on, Saul, you're not insinuating that we should be getting married.
I'm not insinuating anything, so let's just get this packed up.
And please be careful with the frosting. Come on.
- Hey. - Whoa, don't you look sharp.
Oh, I feel like I should be handing out an Oscar in this.
What are you doing here? The wedding?
I'm late. I just told Luc that I would drop this stuff off because they're staying here.
Mona? Would you have a bellman run these up to 412?
Hmm? Oh, by the way, are you and Mike going to that barbecue?
Please don't tell me Dan and I will be the only couple there under 70?
No, we aren't going.
I forgot, everyone here still thinks that you and your husband are together.
I told you, it's just easier not to have people ask questions.
So that's his name? Mike?
Yeah.
Look, uh, this is just starting to get a little too real.
It's complicated. I know, but that's--
Okay, no. Tyler, I think we need some space.
Just figure out what's going on.
My marriage is over, that's what's going on.
Look, I got to go. I'll be back for the reception.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
LUC: Sarah. - No! You can't see her!
You can't see her!
LUC: Kevin, I need to talk to Sarah. - No.
LUC: It's important. - Kevin!
Okay, just talk.
Okay.
What is it, honey? Is everything okay?
My father is not coming.
Oh, no. Why not?
I don't know. My mom gave me some lame excuses
about how overwhelmed with work. I know she did something.
Lied to him, told him not to come.
SARAH: It's ironic, isn't it?
Here you are, heartbroken that your dad's not here
and mine would be here in a shot if he could.
LUC: You're listening to your heart. I'm proud of you.
- Oh, honey, I'm proud of-- - Okay, guys.
I'm so sorry, we're really tight on time.
- Hey! - Hey, hey.
- Are we the first ones? - Yes, you are
and I love a man who's on time. Where's Kitty?
Oh, she's bringing your mom.
Look at you, buddy. Don't you look spiffy?
He also looks like someone who needs to go to the bathroom.
Oh, okay. It's, uh, right down the hall.
- Okay. - Um, Kitty told me your news.
- She did? - Yeah, and I think it's great.
Aha. Um, uh, let's talk about this later.
Believe me, I wasn't sure if I could handle being a father, either.
Once it happens, it's magic. You probably think, "Is now the right time?"
But is there ever really a right time?
- I got to go. - Uh, all right. All right. Let's go.
- Hey. - Hi.
I'm know I'm not supposed to be here.
I had to see how beautiful you looked on the day of our daughter's wedding.
Wow.
Oh, Brody, what a mess.
I'm finally ready. I swear I just cannot walk in these shoes.
- Hi. BRODY: Hi.
We haven't met. I'm Brody. I'm guessing you're Kitty.
Yeah, I'm Kitty. Nice to meet you.
- Yeah. - So it's late. We've got to go.
Oh, so you're gonna go to the wedding now?
- No. - He's not coming.
He's not coming to the wedding. He's verboten.
Sarah's probably standing out there with a bouncer.
Nora, take a breath. It's okay. It's fine.
Well, I'm sorry.
- I mean, this is awkward that Sarah-- - No, hey, it's fine.
Okay. Okay, great. Um, so I'll see you in the car.
I'll be in the car. Hurry up, okay?
- I'll call you if I can. - Yeah. Have fun.
- Take lots of pictures, now. - Yeah, I will.
You've got to go gently with the zipper.
All right. I will.
Oh, God. Where is my something blue?
- Your what? - Something blue. Handkerchief of Dad's.
Saul got them from the dry cleaners after he died and I haven't seen them.
Shallow breathing sends less oxygen to the-- To the brain.
- Kitty? KITTY: Sorry. Sorry.
I'm just not feeling so good at the moment.
Okay. Five minutes, ladies. You don't look very good.
None of us do. It's a wedding. Our nerves are frayed.
Except you. You look lovely.
It's nerves. Mom's right. I'm going to go find a ladies' room.
- Kevin. - Don't panic. She'll be fine.
- I'm just going to go check on Luc. - Okay, Mom! Just--
Wait, so the bride's on the left side, right?
- Um, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. - Dude, this is a wedding, not a funeral.
I know, I'm just...
- I'm in my head about Tyler. - What?
Wait, is this about what we said? Come on, dude, we were just razzing you.
No, you guys were right.
What am I, a homewrecker? I don't want to be.
Especially with the history in this family.
Relax, all right? This could be a good thing.
We're at a wedding.
Do you know what the number one cause of drunken horniness in girls is?
- Tequila. - No.
Desperation.
And nothing ignites desperation in the ladies
like watching one of their own get the golden ticket.
Uh, when did you become Jack Nicholson?
Hey, I'm just your brother trying to help, all right?
- You don't need her. - All right.
Hey, are you guys here for the Walker wedding?
Yes, we, uh-- Yeah. It should be starting any minute.
Oh, sorry. Churches make me nervous.
I can't imagine why.
You don't know where I could find a drink, do you?
- Um, this is a church. - Right.
Well, they don't call me Spring Break '99 for nothing. Ha, ha.
Um, where's the little girls' room?
Oh. Uh, little girls' room is straight down at the end of the hall.
- You can't miss it. - Thanks.
I'll catch you later. If there's a God.
Are you sad that your dad didn't come?
As long as I have my best man, I'll be fine.
I'm there for you.
- How are you guys doing in here? - Ready.
Good. Do you have the rings?
- Oh. - Don't--
- This isn't fun-- COOPER: Shoot.
Don't do-- Don't-- No. Oh, God.
- I got you. - It's not funny.
You'll give me a heart attack one day and I'll die.
- Live with that. - Excuse me.
What do you want?
I almost forgot about these.
They are your father's cufflinks.
I thought you might like to have them.
Yeah.
You nervous? You know, it's not that bad.
Once you're up there, with everybody--
Okay, I'll be fine, Mom.
You should go sit down. It's about to start.
Okay.
Oh, dear.
- Oh, sweetie, are you okay? - Yeah, thank you. I'm fine.
I'm... Just a little...
Hungover? Oh, been there. Slash, am there.
- Uh, no. - Oh, is it the flu?
- Should I keep my distance? - No. It's not the flu.
Oh, preggers. Duh.
Oh, babe, I'm so sorry. I've been there too. It's the worst.
But congrats!
Aunt Kitty, you're pregnant?
No. Paige, no.
No, I'm-- I--
What on earth are you doing in the stall?
I was just trying to make my dress work.
I'm just gonna leave you girls to it.
Excuse me. Have you seen my sister? Is she in there? We really need to talk to her.
I don't know. Is she the pregnant girl?
Pregnant? What? Pregnant?
Wait, who's pregnant?
Good luck, Mom.
- Oh, God. - No.
What did Paige just say? Did you hear her say anything?
Nothing. What are you talking about?
You look beautiful. I'll see you out there, okay?
I promise you Paige is not pregnant.
- She's got a boyfriend. - You're insane. Just breathe.
You're about to get married.
- Oh, holy crap. - Breathe.
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Look, come over here. You're going to be on my left side.
Why do I have to be on your left side? Why can't I be on right?
- It's protocol. - Protocol?
Proto-- Damn protocol! Luc's not talking to his mother.
His father didn't bother coming.
Kitty's throwing up. My daughter's probably pregnant.
She's not pregnant. I promise.
Okay. I just-- I need a minute.
No, Sarah, everybody's waiting.
They have to wait a little bit longer
because right now my head is full of everybody else's problems
and I don't want to say "I do" feeling like this. Okay?
I'm going to go for a little walk around the block and I'm going to come right back.
- No! - Sarah!
Just breathe.
That was quick.
No rice? No groom?
It hasn't actually happened yet.
Kind of needed a break.
Want a beer?
[SARAH SIGHS]
What are you doing here, anyway? Parked down the block?
I just wanted to see my daughter as she came out of the church.
A married woman.
Really?
I always had a hunch that you were my daughter.
I remember when you got your high school diploma.
You were there? You were not.
I was.
You stumbled a bit. Almost fell.
Yeah, I hadn't mastered my heels.
No, but you made a great save.
Came out of it perfect.
I thought "Oh, an athlete. She's got to be mine."
And then I saw you, uh, do Oklahoma! at that little theatre in the park.
Oh, you were a hell of a, uh, I-do Annie or whoever the hell she is.
- Ado. - Ado.
I can't believe this.
- That's a nice necklace. - Oh, thanks.
It came from my mother's jewellery box.
It's my "something old."
- She thinks it's tacky. - Hmm.
I always kind of liked it.
Years ago I got it from my mom and I gave it to yours.
Your mom's the love of my life, you know.
I'm literally having an out of body experience right now.
Like, I'm looking down on us both and...
What?
I'm afraid I'm going to fall.
Oh. I'll catch you.
[TENDER FOLK MUSIC PLAYING]
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Babe.
- Hey, have you seen my mother? - Uh, no. No.
- She's probably in the bathroom. - Okay.
- Okay? - Okay.
I really thought we had a runaway bride for a minute today.
Mm. Well, she's nothing if she's not surprising.
You know, uh, Kevin and I had a surprising talk today.
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but I had to tell somebody.
I'm not sure you explained my side of the story very well.
Well...
[LAUGHING]
Hey, Mom. We just wanted to say congratulations.
- Congratulations Mrs. LuRand. - It's Mrs. Laurent.
Mrs. Laurent.
[BOTH CHUCKING]
Uh, hey, let's go find Olivia.
- Paige. - Yeah?
You look beautiful, honey.
Thanks.
Okay, guys, I've got to get this question out of my head.
Paige is not pregnant, right?
Because am I going crazy or her breasts looked bigger?
Oh, she:
[CHUCKLES]
Okay. Okay.
So who was it in the bathroom with you two then?
- When? - Just now.
A lady came out and said a girl was pregnant in the bathroom.
I don't remember anybody being in the bathroom with me.
Ahem. Excuse me.
- You two okay? - Yeah, everything's great.
- How are you? - Good.
- Are you having fun? - So much fun.
- Mom. - Hey.
Jean-Marc just told me the truth about Dad.
Daddy's completely broke? Mom, what happened?
He made some very bad business decisions.
Look, he feels so humiliated.
Why didn't you tell me?
Because I know how much you admire your father.
I didn't want to do anything to destroy the image you have of him.
And I've already done so much to destroy the one you have of me.
Not anymore.
Look how fantastic this is.
A cupcake pyramid. It's like their wedding was catered by the Egyptians.
What are you talking about? This is just-- It's not traditional.
Oh, come on, Saulie, where's your sense of humour?
You know what? You and I just don't have the same priorities in life, Jonathan.
Oh, for God's sake, marry me, Saul.
- You don't believe in marriage. - But you do.
And I believe in you.
Don't do this unless you mean business because I might just say yes.
Then say it.
Yes.
Why are you sitting here by yourself?
I'm not sitting here by myself. I'm just...
I don't know. I'm holding down the fort.
Okay, what's going on with you today?
You had a stomach thing. Not feeling well?
- I'm perfectly fine. - But it's something, Kitty.
Tell me now. Time's up.
I'm pregnant.
Kitty.
I know. I can't believe it either. It's unbelievable.
- How long have you known? - Just a couple of days
and, you know, it's very complicated.
What did the doctor say?
Well, he's concerned.
If I get sick again I won't be able to have the treatments that I need.
But wouldn't it be amazing if Evan had like a little brother or a little sister
and I mean, I know Sarah drives me crazy,
but I can't imagine my life without her.
Well, I can't imagine my life without you.
Mom, please. You sound just like Seth.
So you're going to go through with this?
I don't know.
But I really want to.
Uh, excuse me, everybody. May I have your attention please?
Thank you.
Uh, at this time, I would love to make a toast to my beautiful wife.
But as you all know, English is not my first language, so...
[CROWD CHATTERING]
So instead,
I would like to do a little something else.
Okay.
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC BEAT PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[SINGING UPBEAT POP SONG]
[CROWD CHEERING]
BRODY: Thanks.
- Mm. Hey. - Hi.
I bet this lovely lady would like a glass of bubbly on her wedding day.
Oh, no, thank you. I will stick to the beer.
A girl after my own heart.
Listen, I just wanted to say I'm glad you're here.
Great party.
There you are.
Uh, vodka, please. And do not water it down.
What are you doing here?
Look, you can't just tell me you have a daughter and expect me not to be curious.
I never thought it'd be at her wedding, but, by the way, it was so beautiful.
And your hubby is sizzling.
I'm so sorry I'm late to this. My car broke down.
Stupid piece of crap rental car.
I'm sorry. Who are you?
Lori Lynn. Your sister.
You didn't tell her?
Lori Lynn, please.
You know what?
I'm just going to go check on those cupcakes.
Great touch, by the way.
Don't worry, we'll talk.
I'm sorry.
I didn't think that she'd, uh...
You told your daughter about me, she was curious,
so she rented a car and crashed my wedding?
She's a complicated kid.
I'm impressed.
BRODY: Hey. - Hi.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Did you meet Lori Lynn?
- Who? - Lori Lynn.
My youngest daughter is here.
What? You're kidding. One of your three children is here?
- Well, actually, I have four. - I thought you told me you had three.
Well, five.
I have five.
- If you count-- - Sarah.
- Yeah. - Yeah. Oh, God. Ha, ha.
Brody, what are we getting ourselves into?
Well, my guess would be complete and utter mayhem.
Yeah.
But hey, we're all grownups.
Yeah, well, not so you could notice.
I wondered where you two had snuck off to.
- What are you doing? - Resting.
Well, come on because I want to see my parents dance.
- We can do that. - We can?
Let's go.
Oh, dear God in heaven.
Of all the weddings I've done, this one was definitely the most--
- Nearly apocalyptic? - No.
There were a few surprises, but trust me.
I have seen worse.
Wait until you see us dance. Excuse me.
Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention
as your wedding planner extraordinaire,
I'd like you all to turn your focus to the dance floor
where the bride and groom will now take their first dance.
[CROWD CHEERING]
[TENDER POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
Hey.
I was just watching. I hope you don't mind.
Uh, no, no. Not at all.
Justin,
I've been sending you mixed signals and it's not fair.
I don't care about my reputation.
I care about you.
You want to dance?
- Wow. ha, ha. - Ha, ha.
There's one thing.
I just don't think you can keep up with me.
Let me be the judge of that.
Oh, okay.
Good boy.
Hi.
Hey.
You want to dance?
Yeah.
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
NORA: Looking back on it, I kind of think it was the best of times.
Families, like life, have a way of changing,
never staying the same, but they're your family.
This eclectic, deeply bonded group so you evolve, you adapt.
And now
as I look at my life and my new extended family,
I think of this wonderful quote
by George Eliot.
"It's never too late to be what you might have been."