1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:07,908 {\an8}Previously, 2 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,443 {\an8}on The Real Housewives of Orange County. 3 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,678 {\an8}[upbeat music] 4 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:14,747 Welcome to our home. 5 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,250 Nobody does it like the Simpsons. 6 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,285 The whole time I was at the party, this is Luke. 7 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:19,719 Look. 8 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,488 Luke wasn't happy that he got home to a babysitter. 9 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:24,223 I don't know if I can go to Tamra's thing 10 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:25,341 tomorrow either. 11 00:00:25,342 --> 00:00:27,294 Life is so overwhelming at home right now. 12 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:30,588 I feel like we're living the same nightmare. 13 00:00:30,589 --> 00:00:32,189 [screams] 14 00:00:32,190 --> 00:00:34,834 I'm having a party for my company, Vena. 15 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:37,471 I'm also inviting a lot of people from the past. 16 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:42,275 Some other old faces that might be here are Alexis and John. 17 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,709 I went on Watch What Happens Live 18 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,712 and I answered a question, "Are you going to her wedding?" 19 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:47,114 I said, "It's a hard invite, 20 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,381 'cause Shannon's a good friend of mine." 21 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,716 Hi, people. 22 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:52,551 Oh, is she not speaking to me? 23 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,920 She just gave me a look. 24 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:54,779 Huh? 25 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:55,855 Did you give Heather a look? 26 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,290 Are you----ing kidding me right now? 27 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,293 I am so confused. 28 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,728 You gave me a look. That's how I felt. 29 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,387 Are you so caught up in your world? 30 00:01:03,388 --> 00:01:06,365 You're the one that takes a comment of mine 31 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:09,368 and spins it out to the press. 32 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:11,171 Oh, God. Okay, you're gonna use that. 33 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,807 Okay. Stop. Take a breath. 34 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,175 {\an8}Alexis, you're just trying to create something here 35 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:17,568 {\an8}- that's not there. - No, I'm not, 36 00:01:17,569 --> 00:01:19,145 {\an8}- I'm genuinely getting-- - She's getting-- 37 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:21,380 {\an8}I genuinely want to leave, Heather. 38 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,716 {\an8}Don't come attack me. Do not even-- 39 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,518 {\an8}I didn't attack you! 40 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,219 {\an8}I don't think she's attacking you. 41 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,412 {\an8}You gave me a look. 42 00:01:28,413 --> 00:01:30,990 {\an8}Are you that insecure that you think me, 43 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:33,726 my little peon, me, would give you a look? 44 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:34,894 It's not about being insecure, 45 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:37,364 it's about understanding how you operate. 46 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:41,300 Instead of talking to me, she went on Tamra's podcast, 47 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:44,037 pieces got picked up by People Magazine, 48 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:45,471 and I didn't like that. 49 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:46,673 I'm very secure, 50 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,442 {\an8}but if you want to come into my world 51 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,278 {\an8}and give me a look... 52 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,013 then go. I'm good. 53 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,782 - Yeah, yup, you're right. Bye. - Bye! 54 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,451 Bye, bitch. 55 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,586 {\an8}Well, that didn't make things better. 56 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:02,706 Do I look insecure? 57 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:07,628 I am so done listening to Alexis 58 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,929 I honestly don't give a feck 59 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,715 what Alexis has to say about me. 60 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,299 That didn't go well. 61 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,368 - What happened? - What'd you do? 62 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:19,930 so Tamra told Alexis that I said she gave me a look. 63 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:23,076 Tamra told me she went bonkers and left. 64 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:24,678 Shocker. Shocker. 65 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,178 - She left? - Wait, it gets better. 66 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:28,547 Tamra and I went out to find out what the story was 67 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,941 - and Alexis is crying. - What? 68 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,986 She's like, "I didn't give you a look. You're so insecure." 69 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,589 Oh, [bleep]! 70 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:38,624 And then she started coming at, "Well, I just don't need it," 71 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,693 And then I went, "You know what? I'm good. Bye." 72 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:41,428 Bye. 73 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:42,962 Is Tamra still out there with her? 74 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,822 I don't know. I left. I peaced out. 75 00:02:44,823 --> 00:02:47,734 - Peace out. Peace out, bitch. - Bye, bitch. Later. 76 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,168 Good luck, John, with that thing. 77 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,537 I just took her to task. 78 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:52,972 She got... I took her to task. 79 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:55,107 - You took her to task. - I took her to task. 80 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,343 Yes. She got a little bit... 81 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,762 Yeah. Sorry. 82 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:01,882 I don't know what you're doing, Alexis. 83 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:04,316 This is my party! There's no crying at my party. 84 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:06,152 Everybody needs to get along. 85 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:07,912 Go kiss Shannon. Go shake Heather's hand. 86 00:03:07,913 --> 00:03:09,756 I don't care what you have to do. Just do it. 87 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,591 Hi, Alexis. How are you? 88 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,728 I haven't seen you since you got m-m-married. 89 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:17,531 "Oh, I'm so friendly, ho ho ho ho ho!" 90 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,765 - Hi, John, how are you? - I'm good, how are you? 91 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:21,701 Good to see you. I'm good. 92 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,370 {\an8}If she did that to you, she kills me. 93 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,073 {\an8}Carmella wanted Cheetos, but I lost her. 94 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:27,698 {\an8}Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 95 00:03:27,699 --> 00:03:29,543 - Here, I brought these. - Okay. 96 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,047 I love that we're eating Cheetos as dinner. 97 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,883 - That's great. - Hi, guys. 98 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,254 Do you want to talk to Heather? 99 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:43,622 Yes. Yes, she does. 100 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:45,158 - Maybe, maybe out. - Sure, yes. 101 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:46,326 - Yes, she does. - Sure. 102 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,562 - I think she does. - Okay, let's do it. 103 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:51,398 - I'm scared. - That was weird. 104 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:53,692 All the food, and we got Cheetos. 105 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:57,069 {\an8}- What? - Oh, thank you. 106 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,631 I thought you meant Shannon was gross. 107 00:03:59,731 --> 00:04:01,174 Well no, he probably did. 108 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:02,509 I did not give you a look. 109 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,944 I don't need any more drama in my life. I'm good. 110 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:06,746 I think it's a thing because I also think 111 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:08,681 that you and I have some other beef. 112 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,349 Well, I think you have beef with me. 113 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:11,717 I don't have beef with you. 114 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:14,653 You were annoyed because I told Shannon 115 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:15,856 that John heard the crash. 116 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,357 You disclosed information 117 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,960 that is not for Heather Dubrow to disclose. 118 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:22,228 I'm not negating that I disclosed it. 119 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:24,563 I told Shannon Beador. All I told you-- 120 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:27,032 Thank you. Thank you for getting that. 121 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:30,069 {\an8}If something comes up about the night of the accident, 122 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:33,273 {\an8}and John said, "Oh, I heard the crash." 123 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:37,109 Honestly, even if John and Alexis had said 124 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,112 not to say anything, which they didn't, 125 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,314 I would've told Shannon. 126 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,349 If you can tell People Magazine, 127 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,718 I think that Shannon should know. 128 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,821 Heather, there's no reason to share. 129 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,388 You gotta be quiet. 130 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:50,956 It was never yours to share, Heather. 131 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,758 - Stop talking. - If you gave me that, 132 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,293 if you gave me that. 133 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,630 HEATHER: You have to be quiet. ALEXIS: I would never have-- 134 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:59,098 She's so loud and obnoxious. 135 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,835 Alexis comes across as very dramatic. 136 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:05,605 I don't know what her deal is. Did she bring the husband? 137 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:08,941 {\an8}No. Was he sticking up for her? What was he doing? 138 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:12,144 Was he hitting on Shannon? Maybe he was hitting on Shannon. 139 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,946 Maybe he was regretting things. 140 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,882 - There was never a con-- - Oh, so no one cares. 141 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,950 - No one cares. - I don't know why you're here. 142 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,710 All right, well, you're the one walking away, 143 00:05:19,711 --> 00:05:21,947 I'm willing to litigate it with you. 144 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:25,158 I feel good about that. 145 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,993 I think we accomplished a lot. 146 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,062 Oh, wait, now she's coming to us. Sh--. 147 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,290 What is going on? 148 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,735 I wouldn't call Heather delusional. 149 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:36,894 {\an8}Not so much. 150 00:05:36,895 --> 00:05:38,495 {\an8}I think Heather argues pretty well. 151 00:05:38,496 --> 00:05:39,972 I mean, I tried. 152 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,507 I don't think Heather's delusional. 153 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,000 I think she's well aware 154 00:05:43,001 --> 00:05:45,611 of everything she says and does. 155 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:48,681 I think probably more so than the average person. 156 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,883 {\an8}But I don't think, but I don't think you should, 157 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:53,085 {\an8}I don't think you should leave and come back again. 158 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,720 - Oh, no. I'm not. - Don't do it. 159 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:55,746 - I'm not. No. 160 00:05:55,747 --> 00:05:57,314 - But she wants a storyline maybe. 161 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,225 Oh. [dramatic music] 162 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,443 Oh. 163 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:03,964 {\an8}Well, maybe you should keep my name 164 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,731 {\an8}out of your mouth, Alexis. 165 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:06,866 Oh. 166 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:10,870 {\an8}What, are you good? 167 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,038 Yeah, I'm going. I love you. I love you so much. 168 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,673 I, I tried with Heather. 169 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:16,375 It is a lost cause. 170 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,602 I know you probably don't believe this, 171 00:06:18,603 --> 00:06:20,604 but Alexis has a huge heart. 172 00:06:20,605 --> 00:06:21,947 If Shannon was in trouble right now, 173 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:23,607 Alexis would go help her. Trust me, 174 00:06:23,608 --> 00:06:25,943 that's how sweet Alexis is. 175 00:06:25,944 --> 00:06:28,822 But sometimes like, in a situation like this, 176 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,991 I can't even make excuses for her. 177 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,827 She came over to us and she said, 178 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,194 "Heather's delusional." 179 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,630 Emily! She called me delusional? 180 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,290 - Yes. Delusional. - And what did you say? 181 00:06:39,291 --> 00:06:41,434 - I said "She's not delusional." - "She's not delusional." 182 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:42,835 - Oh, jinx. - I love you! 183 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,505 I have thought about texting you so many times. 184 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:47,965 - What's going on? - I'm on 60 days of no alcohol. 185 00:06:47,966 --> 00:06:50,160 - Yay! Good for you, girl. - Yeah. 186 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,515 - Are you leaving right now? - Yeah. Yeah, we're, we're out. 187 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:57,616 - And I went to an event. - Yeah. 188 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:58,717 And for the first time, 189 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:00,919 I didn't feel like I needed a drink. 190 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,421 - And so for me, that's like... - Yay! 191 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,489 You know what I mean? 192 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:04,982 {\an8}- Yeah. Yeah. - Good to see you. 193 00:07:04,983 --> 00:07:07,760 Honestly, I didn't even know where I stood with Alexis. 194 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,595 But you know what, I couldn't sit here 195 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,430 and say anything bad about her. 196 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,765 Alexis was good to me. 197 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,334 So I do think it's a genuine statement from her. 198 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,995 I think she's very happy that Tamra and I are 199 00:07:17,996 --> 00:07:19,064 in a better place. 200 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:21,708 - This is good hair. - Yeah. That's so good. 201 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,709 - Yeah. It's perfect. - Yes, it's so cute. 202 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,269 Oh, my God, this is my Tokyo hair. 203 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:26,812 - It's great. - Are you coming to Tokyo? 204 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,347 Of course she's coming! 205 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:29,506 100%? 206 00:07:29,507 --> 00:07:32,117 - 99.8. - No! 207 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,086 - It has to be 100. - Yeah. 208 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,921 We need you at 100. 209 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:38,590 'Cause even birth control fails sometimes. We need 100. 210 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:40,751 Vegas was really hard for Carmella. 211 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:44,881 She just doesn't travel well and she has a lot of phobias. 212 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,800 {\an8}[plane engine humming] 213 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,469 {\an8}[loud bang] 214 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,671 Did you get your passport? 215 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:52,938 - Not yet. - Why? 216 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:55,207 Because somebody punched a 3 hole punch 217 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:56,775 - in my birth certificate. Okay. 218 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,310 I have an emergency passport. 219 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,371 That's such a Carmella thing, I feel. 220 00:08:00,372 --> 00:08:01,964 All the things are tripping me up. 221 00:08:01,965 --> 00:08:03,482 Like traveling with the diabetes, 222 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,983 the 16-hour time change. 223 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,986 Being so far away from my kids. 224 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,722 But I do want to push myself to go. 225 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,991 Hey, guys, hello, hello, hello. 226 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,694 Okay, everyone. Thank you so much for being here. 227 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:17,663 {\an8}I'm really proud to be able to share this with you guys. 228 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,665 It means the world to us that you are here 229 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,133 to support our endeavor. 230 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:24,503 I want to start by saying thank you to Elizabeth 231 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,006 for opening up her home. 232 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,707 {\an8}Like, how beautiful is this place? 233 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,676 {\an8}- You're welcome. - Thank you so much. 234 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:32,811 What started as a passion for Eddie and myself 235 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:36,182 has grown into something that we're so proud of. 236 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:39,853 But honestly, what is most important right now 237 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,388 is that we're all together. 238 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,489 And it's a night to celebrate. 239 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:44,791 [cheering] 240 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:47,826 [upbeat music] 241 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,928 And trust me, we're not done. 242 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:50,930 Yeah! 243 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,066 Thank you guys so much for being here. 244 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,067 [cheering] 245 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,536 Aw! 246 00:08:57,595 --> 00:08:59,271 That was a hell of a smooch! 247 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,975 I'm so proud of what Eddie and I have built with Vena. 248 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,377 And to celebrate this milestone, 249 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:07,714 for me, it's special. I mean, it feels good. 250 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,417 {\an8}[peculiar music] 251 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,118 {\an8}- Really? - What? 252 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,053 {\an8}You just- You're just getting here now? 253 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,855 {\an8}Yeah. I got kids. [chuckling] 254 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:19,259 Ladies and gentlemen, Shane is here! 255 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,561 [cheering] 256 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:26,266 {\an8}Let the party begin! 257 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,233 You better have sex with him tonight. 258 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,885 You don't even hug me when I come home. 259 00:09:29,886 --> 00:09:31,438 Why you gonna hug me here? 260 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,739 All right. 261 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,041 {\an8}Coming up... 262 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,343 Do you ever talk about getting married? 263 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:38,311 All the time. 264 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,612 Then is it you that's... 265 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:41,713 - I don't know, Emily. - 'Cause there's no date, 266 00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:44,542 and you're not married, so you are the problem in this. 267 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:52,049 [upbeat music] 268 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,094 How you doing, Archie? 269 00:09:55,553 --> 00:10:00,199 {\an8}Oh. Yeah, here you go. 270 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,433 {\an8}Good boy. 271 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,020 [crunching] Yeah. 272 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,272 Yeah, you okay? 273 00:10:07,098 --> 00:10:09,141 Having trouble walking? 274 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,401 Yeah. I know. 275 00:10:10,502 --> 00:10:12,778 {\an8}You gotta be his protector, Troy. 276 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,013 {\an8}Gotta protect your big brother. 277 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:19,268 One night, I thought that he was having a bad dream. 278 00:10:19,269 --> 00:10:23,438 And I walked into the bathroom and he was convulsing 279 00:10:23,439 --> 00:10:26,117 and his eyes were rolled back in his head. 280 00:10:26,217 --> 00:10:28,794 {\an8}He was just looking at me in such fear 281 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,429 {\an8}and the frothy mouth. 282 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,131 He went to the bathroom by himself. 283 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,232 No control over his body 284 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,625 and I lost it for about a minute. 285 00:10:34,626 --> 00:10:35,593 I thought he was dying. 286 00:10:35,693 --> 00:10:37,603 - What was it? - He had a seizure. 287 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,771 He's never had a seizure before. 288 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,473 There were zero signs that he wasn't well. 289 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,443 I'm gonna go call Stella, okay? 290 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:44,644 I cleaned him up, 291 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,545 I laid on the bathroom floor with him 292 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:47,779 for the rest of the night. 293 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,982 It's scary, it's really scary. 294 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,985 [dial tone] 295 00:10:52,544 --> 00:10:54,287 - Hello? - Stella? 296 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,687 Yeah? 297 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:58,115 I just talked to the vet. 298 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,324 {\an8}How'd it go? 299 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,310 {\an8}Well, they're going to give him 300 00:11:01,311 --> 00:11:04,029 an anti-seizure medication today. 301 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:07,699 But he said I have to go to the neurologist 302 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,836 and he has to get an MRI. 303 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,466 Well, see the vet is like, "It's not an emergency." 304 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,345 In my mind, it's a flippin' emergency. 305 00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:22,831 {\an8}Well, I'm supposed to go to Tokyo next week. 306 00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:25,685 Like, what if something happened to him when I'm gone? 307 00:11:30,114 --> 00:11:32,849 If I look back at all the things 308 00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:35,186 that I've experienced with Archie, like, 309 00:11:35,286 --> 00:11:37,187 it-it's everything. 310 00:11:37,188 --> 00:11:41,166 With my kids growing up, and the divorce, and just... 311 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,361 being my companion, you know? 312 00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:45,622 He's been by my side through it all. 313 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:51,026 {\an8}No, I'm sorry. Like, I just want him to be better. 314 00:11:51,027 --> 00:11:55,013 {\an8}We've been very fortunate with like death, knock on... 315 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,508 Something... that's not wood. 316 00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,677 [chuckles] 317 00:12:01,045 --> 00:12:03,389 [upbeat music] 318 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,027 - Hi! - Hi. Welcome in. 319 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,162 It's so crazy when I walk in and I see you. 320 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,096 - Right? - Yeah. 321 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:13,557 {\an8}Like, "Oh, hi. I see you at home." 322 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:14,566 {\an8}Hi. 323 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,901 {\an8}Are you excited for your appointment? 324 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,903 I am. Emily should be here at any time. 325 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,364 - Perfect. - Hi, how are you? 326 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,541 Oh, we have a Diet Coke. 327 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:24,276 How are you from Tamra's event? Feel good? 328 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,744 - Yeah, I mean I had fun. - Tired? 329 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,512 - You guys all ready? - This is Ryan's daughter, 330 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,581 - this is Tyler. - Oh, hi! I've never met you. 331 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,233 Hi, I'm Emily, it's so nice to meet you. 332 00:12:31,234 --> 00:12:33,685 - Nice to meet you, too. - Your makeup looks beautiful. 333 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,912 Thank you! That's so sweet. 334 00:12:35,913 --> 00:12:38,523 We're gonna go on down. 335 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,409 Oh, I've never been in here. It's beautiful. 336 00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:43,078 Yeah, it's gorgeous. Jenn, we'll have you sit there. 337 00:12:43,079 --> 00:12:44,062 Okay. 338 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,364 Emily, we'll have you take the couch. 339 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,232 - Can you throw that away? - Yeah, of course. 340 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,060 Oh, can I give you the Diet Coke too? I'm done. 341 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,427 Thank you, I appreciate it. 342 00:12:50,428 --> 00:12:52,604 And then Dr. Sadati will be with you guys shortly. 343 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,098 - Okay, thank you. - Thank you, Tyler. 344 00:12:54,198 --> 00:12:55,232 Of course. 345 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,435 - How old is she? - She's 20. 346 00:12:57,535 --> 00:12:59,436 And does she live... 347 00:12:59,437 --> 00:13:00,671 At home with us. 348 00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:01,914 - Oh, does she? - Mm-hmm. 349 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:06,485 {\an8}My step-kids, Tyler and Cole, we have a great dynamic. 350 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:10,422 Tyler is amazing because she's the older sister in the house. 351 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,325 So, Evy looks up to her, and if I can't reach Dom, 352 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,419 I'll call Tyler. 353 00:13:14,519 --> 00:13:17,563 I have five kids that are in need of something 354 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,197 all the time. 355 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,400 She's like another adult living in the home. 356 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,118 - How's Ryan? - Everything's good. 357 00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:25,120 That's good. Do you ever talk about getting married? 358 00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:27,432 - All the time. - Then is it you that's... 359 00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:29,441 - I don't know, Emily. - 'Cause there's no date 360 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,344 and you're not married, so, you are the problem in this. 361 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,512 I'm probably the problem. 362 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,915 I'm taking baby steps into voicing this. 363 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,800 I didn't want to do this without any of my kids 364 00:13:38,801 --> 00:13:41,620 because the divorce was hard on all of us. 365 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,388 So I thought this could be something that maybe 366 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:44,456 would be a little closure. 367 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,091 I'm probably not getting all the kids. 368 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,486 So now I do ask myself, "So why am I not just doing it?" 369 00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:50,153 Everything is so good with Ryan, 370 00:13:50,154 --> 00:13:53,982 but I have this weird fear that when we get married, 371 00:13:53,983 --> 00:13:56,226 does the shoe drop? Are the kids too much? 372 00:13:56,227 --> 00:13:58,804 What do I do if the kids are too much? Now I'm married. 373 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,506 I have this fear of unwinding another marriage. 374 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,942 And I know that's not fair and it is something that 375 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,110 I have to work on. 376 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,512 Hi! How are you, Dr. Sadati? 377 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,507 How are you, Jenn? How are you? 378 00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:11,483 - Good, and who are you? - Hi, I'm Emily. 379 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,818 - Beautiful. - Hi, thank you. 380 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,578 - Nice meeting you. - Hi. 381 00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:16,313 - You look beautiful. - Oh, well, thank you. 382 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,622 What am I gonna do here? 383 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:20,492 I've done things. I've told you I did all those threads, 384 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:24,346 but I feel like my elasticity is going. 385 00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:28,191 I'm getting to the age where it is time to figure out, 386 00:14:28,192 --> 00:14:30,427 are we ready for a face-lift? What are my options? 387 00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:32,162 I mean there's only so much Botox 388 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,663 you can stick in someone's face 389 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,308 before you just need to start cutting the extra skin off. 390 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,176 Nice hair. Is that extension or your own? 391 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,170 No, Dr. Sadati! That is all my hair! 392 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,980 Wow, that's good hair. That's healthy. 393 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:45,209 So, basically what I do, I touch the neck area. 394 00:14:45,309 --> 00:14:48,553 This area is a little bit laxity here, 395 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,046 but you can wait here. 396 00:14:50,047 --> 00:14:52,883 Here, you can get this. 397 00:14:52,884 --> 00:14:54,518 I mean, if somebody says, 398 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,720 "Hey, we've got this needle and it'll do this," 399 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,188 I'm like, "Okay!" Like... 400 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:01,399 I love that. What back alley do you want me to meet you at 401 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,727 and what time will you be there 402 00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:04,052 and how many syringes can you bring? 403 00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:05,695 - This is what drives me nuts. - Oh, yeah. 404 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,874 I never noticed that you had the lines, but I can see why-- 405 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,641 - You've never noticed them? - No, I haven't. 406 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,734 Do you have them? 407 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,477 - Yeah, but-- - No, you don't. So weird. 408 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,013 DR. SADATI: You want me to look? EMILY: Sure. 409 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:16,915 JENN: Nothing moves on her. 410 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,651 That's better because I'm getting jowly 411 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:20,852 and that bugs me. 412 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,048 - A little bit up like this? - That's amazing. 413 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,359 I mean he tells me that I look good. 414 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,429 That's the extent of his vocabulary. 415 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,763 Can you do us at the same time? 416 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,889 Two for one. 417 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,926 - Let's do it. - Let's do a two for one. 418 00:15:35,026 --> 00:15:36,101 [laughter] 419 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,061 Really, he says nothing, 420 00:15:37,161 --> 00:15:38,404 and I think that's just safe for him. 421 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,740 You guys need to think about it, this is serious stuff, 422 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,267 it's not like a on the spot, making a decision. 423 00:15:44,268 --> 00:15:46,069 Agree. Thanks Dr. Sadati. 424 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,512 You guys, really, thank you for coming. 425 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,282 - Nice meeting you. - Thank you. 426 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,184 It's true. If you mess up your face, 427 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,778 like, you're----ed. Like, if you get like 428 00:15:53,878 --> 00:15:55,755 a botched boob job, you can cover it. 429 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,113 - You can like... - Yes. 430 00:15:57,114 --> 00:15:59,416 - Fix it later. - Your face is----ed up. 431 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,258 You cannot. 432 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,128 Ugh, it's terrible. 433 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,729 {\an8}Coming up... 434 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:08,200 - We're in Tokyo! - This is so cool. 435 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,926 Is that snake in a bottle. 436 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,262 Wait, what? 437 00:16:11,362 --> 00:16:12,805 - You drink that? - Yeah. 438 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,110 [upbeat music] 439 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,805 I have to start putting my clothes together for Japan. 440 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,114 You gotta stunt there. 441 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,307 I gotta stunt? What is that? I... 442 00:16:24,308 --> 00:16:25,643 You just gotta look good in Japan. 443 00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:27,286 What do you think about this? 444 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:30,639 Oh, those are like diapers. I don't know about those. 445 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,325 Stirrup leggings. 446 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,459 Yeah... 447 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,319 You don't like that either. 448 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,988 Are you ready for these? 449 00:16:37,088 --> 00:16:38,597 Wow, those look uncomfortable. 450 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,482 These are actually not bad at all. 451 00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:44,002 I couldn't even stand with my foot at that decline. 452 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,872 What if I wear these now, all the time? 453 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,800 I love you. It's just easier to say that. 454 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,003 - Do I have to wear a bow? - Yes. 455 00:16:53,004 --> 00:16:54,980 - I don't get it. - 'Cause you're a dude. 456 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,482 Well, he's an old dude. That's why. 457 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,950 - Well, you're an old lady. - I know I'm an old lady! 458 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,519 Mm-hmm. 459 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,590 TERRY: What are you doing? HEATHER: Organizing packing. 460 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,517 - So is everybody going? - Yeah. 461 00:17:06,617 --> 00:17:07,994 I mean I was a little worried about Carmella, 462 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,329 but I texted her. And I was like, 463 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,355 "How are you? Did you get your passport?" 464 00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:15,668 She said, "I'm feeling awful. My glucose is out of control." 465 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:18,504 So, she's gotta bring syringes, and insulin, 466 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:19,672 and other meds into Japan? 467 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:21,866 Yeah, but I'm sure diabetics can take syringes 468 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,509 and things into Japan. 469 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,076 She's like, "Thanks for checking, 470 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:26,537 you're so thoughtful." I said, 471 00:17:26,637 --> 00:17:28,029 "Don't worry, we'll take care of you." 472 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:30,707 Carmella had been very forthright 473 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:32,867 with that she doesn't travel a lot, she's nervous. 474 00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:34,520 I don't know what it's like to be diabetic, 475 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,723 but I just really hope she's got the right team 476 00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:40,384 and she's taking care of herself. 477 00:17:40,484 --> 00:17:41,893 And I got some yen. 478 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,063 Good. Don't bring too much yen. 479 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,722 [chuckles] 480 00:17:45,723 --> 00:17:48,484 [upbeat music] 481 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:55,941 Look how pretty it is in here. 482 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,077 [upbeat music] 483 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,750 - Happy Tokyo trip! - Hi! 484 00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:08,053 Hi! 485 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,914 [indistinct chatter] 486 00:18:10,414 --> 00:18:11,890 I have a whole clean... 487 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,225 - Clean ritual? - Yeah, I was like, 488 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,193 "Okay, it's 12 hours, I'm gonna do some self care." 489 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,229 - What are you gonna do? - I got my face mask, 490 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,922 I got my bonnet, I got my lip tape. 491 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,099 {\an8}[phone dings] 492 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,584 {\an8}[gasps] What? 493 00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:23,703 I was just gonna say do you think 494 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,022 - Carmella's gonna come? - Are you serious? 495 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,598 I'm so bummed at this text. 496 00:18:28,599 --> 00:18:29,474 Facetime her. 497 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,267 These are the most bonding moments 498 00:18:31,268 --> 00:18:34,413 and that's why I just don't want Carmella to miss is. 499 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,214 - Hi. - I just got your message. 500 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:38,249 - What's going on? - I'm so sorry. 501 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,620 I just, I'm not in a place to travel. 502 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,279 For like, the last week, I've been so stressed 503 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,106 and my sugar is like 400. 504 00:18:45,107 --> 00:18:46,759 Is this something you're putting on yourself 505 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,794 because you're very nervous about leaving? 506 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,129 Sure, I'm anxious to travel. 507 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,598 That obviously affects the diabetes. 508 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,634 And I know it's difficult for everybody to understand, 509 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,620 but I'm on like 12 injections a day, so it's... 510 00:18:58,621 --> 00:18:59,938 it is, it's hard. 511 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,941 Things kept piling up and like, I knew 512 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:06,136 if I were to get on the plane that I was going to end up 513 00:19:06,137 --> 00:19:07,804 in a hospital in Tokyo. 514 00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:10,915 Like, I needed to be able to make an adult decision 515 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,985 at that point and choose me. 516 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,488 The other issue was I was working 517 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,422 with the Japanese consulate to get 518 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,450 my ADHD medication approved. 519 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,130 I guess you have to have like 14 days 520 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,898 and so there wasn't enough time. 521 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,168 But I do truly want to go so bad. 522 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,770 - We'd love for you to be here. - When we texted the other day, 523 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,164 I got the vibe that she was handling things 524 00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:35,974 and it was gonna be fine. 525 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,843 CARMELLA: I'm so bummed. JENN: Mwah. Bye. 526 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,978 I was really looking forward 527 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,846 to spending more time with Carmella. 528 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,332 So, I, you know, it's a bummer. 529 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,668 - If I'm a diabetic... - I'm really bummed. 530 00:19:46,669 --> 00:19:47,786 I'm bummed too. 531 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,155 Well, you know who's gonna be happy? 532 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,321 - Vicki. - Vicki. 533 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:51,290 Oh, Vicki, for sure. 534 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,491 [dramatic music] 535 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:53,859 [sips] 536 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,446 Hi! Good morning! 537 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,699 - Is Carmella here? - No, she's not coming. 538 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,034 Carmella's not going. 539 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,703 Was that like a last-minute thing, or did she... 540 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,005 Yeah, just like right now. She just sent a text. 541 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,857 I think Carmella made a great decision 542 00:20:08,858 --> 00:20:12,211 by not going to Tokyo. She doesn't know us. 543 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,037 I think she's a Debbie Downer. 544 00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,346 Bye Carmella. 545 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,875 I don't want to be sad, and some of you know, 546 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,385 but some of you don't. 547 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,188 {\an8}- What? - So, I've been... 548 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,690 - What? - Yeah. 549 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,325 He had three seizures in five days, and... 550 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,710 [sighs] 551 00:20:28,711 --> 00:20:30,553 So, we're gonna see an oncologist when we get back. 552 00:20:30,554 --> 00:20:33,765 Oh, my gosh, I am so worried for Shannon. 553 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,667 I know what Archie means to her. 554 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,369 I'm hopeful that we can come up with a treatment plan 555 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,238 and get him better. 556 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,006 But if things take a turn for the worse, 557 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,342 I'm heading right back home. 558 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:45,610 Cheers. 559 00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:48,229 This is actually like a trip of a lifetime, you guys. 560 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:50,682 - I am so excited. - So excited! 561 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:51,883 Love you. 562 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,576 Come on, let's have some fun. 563 00:20:53,577 --> 00:20:54,911 [upbeat music] 564 00:20:54,912 --> 00:20:58,090 [jet engine rumbling] Okay, taking off for Tokyo! 565 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,593 Here we go, Tokyo. 566 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,179 You excited, Shannon? 567 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,922 You gotta do it horizontally. 568 00:21:05,923 --> 00:21:07,558 You do it horizontally. 569 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,139 {\an8}We're in Tokyo! 570 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,108 [rhythmic music] 571 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,762 I mean, we're literally in Tokyo right now. 572 00:21:20,763 --> 00:21:22,247 Isn't that crazy? 573 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:25,275 We're getting excited. Look at this. 574 00:21:25,276 --> 00:21:26,417 That's pretty. 575 00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:29,121 This is my first time here and I'm so excited. 576 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,655 I just want to soak it all in. 577 00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:33,057 It's beautiful. Gorgeous. 578 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,627 This is a once-in-a-lifetime trip. 579 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,262 I want to experience it all. 580 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,798 I feel sick to my stomach from that sausage. 581 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,633 Should I have the bag, just in case? 582 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,400 Oh, gosh, I hate the way I feel. 583 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:43,601 [retches] 584 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:44,603 [laughter] 585 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:46,788 No, I feel really sick, you guys. 586 00:21:46,789 --> 00:21:48,540 Word of wisdom, 587 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,276 don't eat sausage from an airplane. 588 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:52,293 [retches] Oh, God. 589 00:21:52,294 --> 00:21:53,645 Things aren't suddenly well in my stomach, 590 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,913 it wants to come out and play. 591 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:55,781 [retches] 592 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:56,682 [screams] 593 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,217 Just so you understand the size of this place, 594 00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:01,819 Tokyo is 242 square miles, 595 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,490 and Manhattan is 23 square miles. 596 00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:06,659 - Whoa! - Oh, my God, that's crazy. 597 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,452 Yeah, this place is enormous. 598 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,797 [retches] What is happening right now? 599 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:12,864 [retches] 600 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,499 I don't want to hear you throw up. 601 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,159 And I'm listening to you throw up 602 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,835 over and over and over. 603 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,654 Now I'm gonna have to throw up. 604 00:22:19,655 --> 00:22:20,606 [gags] 605 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,641 This is the weirdest way to start the trip. 606 00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:24,042 Oomph. 607 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,610 Was it something we said? 608 00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:27,346 No. [laughter] 609 00:22:28,339 --> 00:22:29,480 - You all right? - No. 610 00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:31,008 Do you want some Advil? I have some. 611 00:22:31,108 --> 00:22:32,834 That's not the problem at this point. 612 00:22:32,835 --> 00:22:35,011 - Do you have other problems? - These two. 613 00:22:35,012 --> 00:22:36,337 Oh. I'm sorry. 614 00:22:36,338 --> 00:22:38,515 - ing and barfing themselves. Literally. 615 00:22:38,616 --> 00:22:40,658 - What? - They threw up in the car? 616 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:42,360 Oh, I keep burping. [burp] 617 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,345 - Are you burping? - Don't burp on me. 618 00:22:44,346 --> 00:22:46,022 TAMRA: I'm glad I didn't ride in that one. 619 00:22:46,023 --> 00:22:47,190 HEATHER: We chose wisely. 620 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,001 [upbeat music] 621 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:50,836 - Hello. - Hajimemashita. 622 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,204 Hajimemashita. 623 00:22:53,022 --> 00:22:54,365 - Look at this! - Wow! 624 00:22:54,465 --> 00:22:57,525 - Oh, look at the ceiling. - Yeah! How pretty. 625 00:22:57,526 --> 00:22:59,477 Wow. What a vibe. 626 00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:00,679 Welcome to Bellustar Tokyo. 627 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,014 {\an8}We are very honored to have you stay with us. 628 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:05,950 - Oh, thank you. - We're serving welcome drinks. 629 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,219 Great, thank you. 630 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:11,039 So what is our plan? 631 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,891 Get our rooms, freshen up, 632 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,159 and then we're going to dinner here at the hotel. 633 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,719 Are you guys sharing a room? 634 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:17,730 Yeah, we would like to. 635 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,264 Does somebody have a problem with it? 636 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:20,365 [dramatic music] 637 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:21,900 Me and Jenn are gonna share a room. 638 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,228 We're sharing a room? [chuckling] 639 00:23:25,062 --> 00:23:27,039 No, no. I'm good. I'm gonna be on my own. 640 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:30,074 Interesting Jenn and Tamra rooming together. 641 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:33,579 I mean, sick invite. I mean, 642 00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:36,915 "Hi, come to our room, whatever." By myself! 643 00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:38,909 We're sharing a room bitches. 644 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:40,752 Hell hath froze over. 645 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,255 Our staff will take you to the room now. 646 00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:44,580 Thank you so much. 647 00:23:44,581 --> 00:23:46,525 [upbeat music] 648 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:50,078 - Wow, this is so beautiful. - Oh, my gosh, this is so cool! 649 00:23:50,079 --> 00:23:51,380 It's beautiful. 650 00:23:51,747 --> 00:23:53,849 This is like being in my apartment. 651 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,769 Wow, look at this view. 652 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,105 Oh, my gosh. 653 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:04,193 Oh, see, I've got Carmella's purse. 654 00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:06,946 We kind of have our own bed. 655 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,931 It's like Mary Tyler Moore and Dick Van Dyke. 656 00:24:09,932 --> 00:24:12,617 - What's that? - Are you serious right now? 657 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:15,386 You're older than me. Like, significantly older. 658 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,604 Like, you should know that. 659 00:24:16,605 --> 00:24:18,449 Yeah, well I was poor. We didn't have a TV. 660 00:24:18,549 --> 00:24:20,092 [chuckles] 661 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,253 - Are you unpacking? - I would like to. 662 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:25,797 How was your ride? 663 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,599 It was good, Emily was really talking about her marriage. 664 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,269 - Why? - She just said that Shane was 665 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:31,736 being really sh---y to her. 666 00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:34,606 She was like, "He just makes me feel like I'm a bad mom. 667 00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,808 He says I don't spend time with the kids." 668 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,943 If I say "Oh, what are you and the kids gonna do 669 00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:40,244 when I'm in Tokyo?" 670 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:42,413 "The same thing I always do 'cause I take care of them 671 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:43,649 - all the time." - Oh, god. 672 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:44,782 It's like every----ing comment. 673 00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:47,635 If Emily's not happy and it continues, 674 00:24:47,636 --> 00:24:51,089 something's gotta give. Somebody is going to leave. 675 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:54,493 I don't know, and you have to be so careful asking this. 676 00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:55,861 Is she doing enough? 677 00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:58,980 - Like, when she has time... - I know. 678 00:24:58,981 --> 00:25:02,000 It sounds like there is an issue. 679 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,636 {\an8}Coming up... 680 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,839 I don't feel any closeness to him. 681 00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:10,308 He's so snarky towards me and takes shots at me. 682 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:12,511 Do you guys ever talk about divorce? 683 00:25:16,507 --> 00:25:18,809 [upbeat music] 684 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,319 Hello! Whoa! 685 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,321 You got the girls out tonight. 686 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:25,490 Are those all you or you got something pushing those up? 687 00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:27,258 - I got... pushing them up. - I was gonna say. 688 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,794 I mean, it's all me, but they're pushed up. 689 00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:30,353 All right. We gotta go. 690 00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:33,532 You two are turning into Shannon and Carmella. Late. 691 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:35,425 [pensive music] 692 00:25:35,426 --> 00:25:37,569 Oh, sh--. 693 00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,470 [chuckles] 694 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:40,705 [bleep] 695 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,040 Knock knock. 696 00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:43,533 [blows] 697 00:25:43,534 --> 00:25:45,343 - How we doing? - Where are you? 698 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,478 You look beautiful. 699 00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:49,080 Well, at least I don't look like a man. Maybe I do. 700 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,681 Did someone tell you you look like a man? 701 00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:54,051 - Tamra. - Shannon, where does one get... 702 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:55,253 this outfit? 703 00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:58,189 - My closet. - You look like an old man! 704 00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:59,549 I can't. [laughter] 705 00:25:59,550 --> 00:26:02,693 It was a cashmere set. I wanted to be comfortable. 706 00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:05,296 I don't think the thread count matters, Shannon. 707 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,065 That sh-- is bad. 708 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,399 You looked very comfy. 709 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,293 Glad you thought that. 710 00:26:10,294 --> 00:26:13,063 ♪ 711 00:26:13,397 --> 00:26:15,407 - Hi! - Thank you for coming. 712 00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:18,243 Wow. Really, really pretty. 713 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,447 Well, hello! 714 00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:22,847 Thank you. 715 00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:24,616 - Hello, everyone. - Hi. 716 00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:26,818 - Hello. - I can't believe we're here. 717 00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:28,386 - Are we? - We're here. 718 00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:30,522 We are slap-happy. We are tired. 719 00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:31,989 {\an8}Oh, thank you. 720 00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:35,293 She would like to know if you have espresso martinis. 721 00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:36,794 - Martini. - Espresso martini? 722 00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:37,695 Yes. 723 00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:38,930 I'll just do a glass of champagne. 724 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,065 - Champagne, yes. - Thank you very much. 725 00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:43,927 [traditional music] 726 00:26:44,261 --> 00:26:45,937 It is prix fixe so we don't get to order. 727 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,606 Good, I am so tired of making decisions in life. 728 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,108 It's a four-course meal. 729 00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,244 Oh, that's the tuna. 730 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:54,571 Thank you. 731 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:57,682 Mm-hmm. Good. 732 00:26:57,683 --> 00:26:59,485 - Mm-hmm. - I think this is a duck. 733 00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:01,053 Oh, you got something different. 734 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:04,489 - I don't eat raw fish. - Oh. 735 00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:06,015 This is the wrong country for her. 736 00:27:06,016 --> 00:27:07,792 Do you remember the food in Iceland? 737 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,661 The blubbery part of the whale. 738 00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:11,020 And then we brought you a casserole. 739 00:27:11,021 --> 00:27:12,330 That was so nice. Thank you. 740 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:14,233 When she went to... jail. 741 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,834 No, you didn't go to jail, you went to-- 742 00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:17,293 - Hospital. - Hospital, that's right. 743 00:27:17,294 --> 00:27:19,362 - Why's that over her head? - Are you kidding me? 744 00:27:19,363 --> 00:27:20,506 Think she's Michael Jackson. 745 00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:22,508 Wait, Vicki, you've never been to jail, right? 746 00:27:22,608 --> 00:27:24,375 God, no. [chuckles] 747 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,245 No, I would die just going there. 748 00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:27,278 It's not fun. 749 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,613 You didn't even go to real jail. 750 00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:29,797 I went to real jail. 751 00:27:29,798 --> 00:27:32,049 [laughter] I mean, it's not real. 752 00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:33,784 What's the difference between fake jail and real jail. 753 00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:35,753 She was in an office in Newport Beach. 754 00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:37,647 Oh, trust me, it was a cell. 755 00:27:37,648 --> 00:27:39,624 - It was a cell? - No, it was not. 756 00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,125 It's not open bars. 757 00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:43,061 It's a door with just a little window. 758 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,329 [gasps] I would be so claustrophobic. 759 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,864 I said, "I can't stay in here." 760 00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:49,934 "These accommodations are not gonna work for me!" 761 00:27:49,935 --> 00:27:51,469 He said, "You're in the biggest one." 762 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,105 And I said, "Well, let me see how big it is." 763 00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:55,073 And then I walked in and he slammed the door. 764 00:27:55,574 --> 00:27:57,808 Jail doesn't even stop her from complaining. 765 00:27:57,809 --> 00:28:00,736 She's like, "Um, excuse me, sir! 766 00:28:00,737 --> 00:28:02,313 I cannot stay in this room." 767 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:05,116 So, your party was really fun. 768 00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:07,052 I was gonna say, maybe it wasn't that fun for me. 769 00:28:07,152 --> 00:28:09,253 But it was, seemed very successful. 770 00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:11,914 As a host, you're running from this, this, this, this. 771 00:28:11,915 --> 00:28:13,859 And it's just like, didn't really enjoy it. 772 00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:15,459 - Does that make sense? - Yeah, that's hard. 773 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:17,162 And then the whole Alexis of it all. 774 00:28:17,663 --> 00:28:19,697 Are you sure she snubbed you? 775 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:20,898 This is what happened. 776 00:28:20,899 --> 00:28:22,801 Tamra was standing, like not next to me, 777 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:25,737 but like sort of over here. She went... 778 00:28:25,837 --> 00:28:27,305 So you didn't see her give her a face. 779 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,841 - No, I didn't see any face. - But I didn't make it up. 780 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,867 But then later, she said to me, 781 00:28:31,868 --> 00:28:33,678 "Well, let's be honest, we do have beef." 782 00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:36,038 And I go, "We don't have beef, you have beef." 783 00:28:36,039 --> 00:28:37,448 No, you guys have beef. 784 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:40,518 There was a long podcast where she was given a platform 785 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,120 to attack my character multiple times 786 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,554 and that bothered me. 787 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,190 Well, she called you fleckless. 788 00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:47,392 - What? - What? 789 00:28:47,492 --> 00:28:49,260 ALEXIS: By the way, at 50 years old, 790 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,762 why can't we all be friends? If you're 50 791 00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:53,564 and you have to choose a lane, you are feckless. 792 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:54,833 That is the word I would like to use. 793 00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:57,702 - Fleckless? - Feck-- fleck-- fleckless? 794 00:28:57,703 --> 00:28:59,004 - What is that? - What is fleckless? 795 00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:00,906 Is it "Feckless," or "Fleckless,"? 796 00:29:01,006 --> 00:29:02,473 [echoing] ALEXIS: Feckless. 797 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:03,708 She's a wack job. 798 00:29:03,709 --> 00:29:06,645 Feckless is an adjective that means incompetent, 799 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,380 irresponsible, or lacking any real purpose 800 00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:13,284 or strength of character. Wow. 801 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:16,712 I am not feckless. I'm the anti-feckless. 802 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,589 It doesn't even sound like something that's bad. 803 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:21,926 But I'm smelling some beef and it's medium rare. 804 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,863 By the way, I was telling the girls about my, um, 805 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:27,531 amazing car ride with these two barfing and sh--ing 806 00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:29,233 - in the back seat. - Okay, we're eating now. 807 00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:31,102 But they were saying that you were sharing like, 808 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:33,305 some serious stuff with you and Shane. 809 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:35,273 Are you and Shane doing okay? 810 00:29:37,334 --> 00:29:39,010 Um, no, not great right now. 811 00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:43,948 I gotta believe that the stress of what you guys are 812 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:47,552 both going through with Luke is gotta be so hard 813 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:49,453 - on your marriage. - No, it is. 814 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,958 And I just wanna say, like, don't let that wreck you guys. 815 00:29:54,693 --> 00:29:56,277 We're not even at the point where we like, 816 00:29:56,278 --> 00:29:58,621 wake up in the morning and even speak to each other. 817 00:29:58,622 --> 00:30:00,289 Are you sleeping in the same room? 818 00:30:00,290 --> 00:30:02,234 - No. - Oh, my gosh. 819 00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:03,534 [dramatic music] 820 00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:05,304 I don't feel any closeness to him 821 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:09,106 or any desire because every time we have a conversation, 822 00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:12,702 he's so snarky towards me and takes shots at me. 823 00:30:12,703 --> 00:30:13,845 Does it hurt your feelings? 824 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,980 Yeah, it does. Like, I just, I've... 825 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,782 - Sick of it. - Yeah, I am. 826 00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:20,685 Do you guys ever talk about divorce? 827 00:30:20,686 --> 00:30:22,988 [dramatic music] 828 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:29,486 Every time we have a conversation, 829 00:30:29,586 --> 00:30:33,130 he's so snarky towards me and takes shots at me. 830 00:30:33,131 --> 00:30:35,125 Do you guys ever talk about divorce? 831 00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:39,303 I have before. He never has. I can tell you in 17 years, 832 00:30:39,304 --> 00:30:40,839 he's never used that word, ever. 833 00:30:41,306 --> 00:30:44,276 I'm the crazy one that gets pushed to the brink. 834 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,477 But you don't even want it in the back of your mind- 835 00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:49,180 If you guys love each other and you can make it work... 836 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,248 I bailed out too soon. 837 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:52,475 I did the wrong thing with Don. 838 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:53,818 I mean, I'd be gone on a business trip 839 00:30:53,819 --> 00:30:55,487 for three or four days, I'd never hear from him. 840 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:56,821 "How can you not call me?" 841 00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:58,323 I didn't make him a priority. 842 00:30:58,423 --> 00:30:59,857 If you don't spend time together, 843 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,860 there's nothing to glue you back together with. 844 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,321 So I'm totally aware of making it a priority 845 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:06,298 with my relationship with Mike. 846 00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:08,332 Do you feel like there's any space in Shane 847 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:11,669 where it's like, you are so----ing hot 848 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,605 that he has any... Insecurities. 849 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,107 Insecurities, resentment, and he's home with kids 850 00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:18,542 - and you're out-- - Looking hot as [bleep]. 851 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:19,945 I don't know, you would have to ask him 852 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,713 what's going on in his mind. Like, he doesn't say that to me, 853 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,874 but I feel like his attitude towards me 854 00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:26,183 has definitely changed. 855 00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:27,710 Maybe if you can put something in place 856 00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:30,547 where you two start feeding your relationship again. 857 00:31:30,647 --> 00:31:31,881 You've both gotta want to do it. 858 00:31:31,882 --> 00:31:33,224 I don't know. I'm kind of in like, 859 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,626 an indifferent stage right now. 860 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:36,094 Indifferent is not good. 861 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,555 Before my divorce, we stopped talking. 862 00:31:38,655 --> 00:31:40,399 We stopped sleeping in the same room. 863 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:44,293 We stopped connecting. And then I just stopped caring. 864 00:31:44,294 --> 00:31:45,394 We both just quit. 865 00:31:45,395 --> 00:31:47,239 I am telling you, as somebody from divorce. 866 00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:50,007 Fight for your family. Divorce sucks, Emily. 867 00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:51,909 It literally----ing sucks. 868 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,903 Maybe Will and I could've made it work, 869 00:31:53,904 --> 00:31:56,247 which would've been amazing for our five children. 870 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,749 The what if is horrible. 871 00:31:57,849 --> 00:32:00,743 You seem like you're at your end. 872 00:32:00,744 --> 00:32:02,920 [dramatic music] 873 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,889 - I don't know, maybe. - Ugh. 874 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:06,657 I mean that's not what I would want. 875 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:07,859 Right. 876 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:09,560 Maybe the next step below indifference is 877 00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:11,162 to go separate ways. 878 00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:14,099 Maybe this constant cycle of being defensive 879 00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:17,068 and not getting along, maybe that needs to end. 880 00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:18,603 Shane needs help. 881 00:32:18,703 --> 00:32:20,262 I think he's drowning at home with the kids. 882 00:32:20,263 --> 00:32:23,899 I have somebody coming over once a week just to do my laundry. 883 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,334 I don't cook, I'm not doing anything. 884 00:32:25,335 --> 00:32:27,103 If I could pay for it to be done, 885 00:32:27,204 --> 00:32:29,613 I'm doing that, because I need help. 886 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,440 Well, Gina's bougie now. 887 00:32:31,441 --> 00:32:35,686 So Gina can just make it rain, baby, make it rain. 888 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,755 I think their problems are deeper than that. 889 00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:39,458 I think Gina's being a little flippant 890 00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:40,792 with the throw money at it. 891 00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:43,594 However, parents need help. 892 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,430 We all need a break sometimes. 893 00:32:46,031 --> 00:32:49,800 I see your struggle, and I see you thriving 894 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,695 just in life, and in general. I worry about you. 895 00:32:52,696 --> 00:32:54,872 - I worry about me too. - I worry about your marriage. 896 00:32:54,873 --> 00:32:56,433 I do. 897 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:57,876 I do too. 898 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,277 I just need a little validation 899 00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:02,204 that I'm a good mom 900 00:33:02,205 --> 00:33:04,274 and I'm doing the best that I can. 901 00:33:05,809 --> 00:33:06,651 No. 902 00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:09,144 Mm-mm. 903 00:33:09,145 --> 00:33:10,589 Let's, um, get the check, 904 00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:13,958 and let's get going, because I think it's fresh air 905 00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:16,161 and a little Tokyo night life. 906 00:33:16,261 --> 00:33:17,662 I think this is gonna be good for us. 907 00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:19,063 Oh, my God, that sounds miserable. 908 00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:21,157 That sounds great. I mean, Vicki, 909 00:33:21,258 --> 00:33:23,826 it's our first night in Tokyo. 910 00:33:23,827 --> 00:33:27,438 Like, we'll get you a scooter. Come on. Let's go to the bars. 911 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:29,807 I can't do it. I'll be sick the whole rest of the week 912 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,610 if I do it. I can't. 913 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,470 [upbeat music] 914 00:33:35,238 --> 00:33:36,806 How cool! 915 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,317 The lights are so fun. 916 00:33:40,318 --> 00:33:43,188 This is the electric district. 917 00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:45,489 - It feels that way. - This is crazy. 918 00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:48,125 Oh, this is so cool. 919 00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:49,694 Oh, 7/11! 920 00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:51,262 Where's the egg salad sandwiches? 921 00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:54,189 I started just looking at all things Japan 922 00:33:54,190 --> 00:33:55,466 on Instagram. 923 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:58,435 And everybody was talking about the egg salad sandwich. 924 00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:00,170 It's happening. - Wow. 925 00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:01,606 - Cheers. - Cheers. 926 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:04,508 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 927 00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:07,111 And let me just tell you, it did not disappoint. 928 00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:09,672 The bread is like a cloud. 929 00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:13,018 Whatever it is, is whipped to the most decadent, 930 00:34:13,118 --> 00:34:17,781 creamy, light... ugh, I mean, I want one right now. 931 00:34:18,214 --> 00:34:19,490 Guys, these are the bars, 932 00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:22,143 there's like, it fits five people in each one. 933 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:26,314 Hello! Ohayou. 934 00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:30,193 Ohayou gozaimasu. 935 00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:32,062 Do you have a trash can? 936 00:34:32,162 --> 00:34:33,505 - Thank you so much. - Oh, wait, wait, 937 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,306 I stuck mine in my purse. 938 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:36,232 The sandwiches? 939 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:38,567 - Yes. - In your Prada bag? 940 00:34:38,568 --> 00:34:39,877 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's not good. 941 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:41,370 What would you like to drink, girls? 942 00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,180 - What's a JJ? - John Janson? 943 00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:44,516 [laughter] You got a JJ! 944 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,809 She wants a shot of Jack. 945 00:34:46,810 --> 00:34:48,912 Is that a snake in a bottle? 946 00:34:49,012 --> 00:34:50,879 [hissing] Do you drink that? 947 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,081 Wait, what? 948 00:34:52,082 --> 00:34:53,082 [sinister music] 949 00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:54,492 Okinawa sake. 950 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,819 - Oh. - Yeah. Energy drink. 951 00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:58,395 - Energy drink? - Yeah. 952 00:34:58,396 --> 00:35:00,230 - One snake shot. - I'll taste it too. 953 00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:01,850 You're gonna drink the snake? 954 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,094 Do they ever get to move around? 955 00:35:04,194 --> 00:35:05,936 - Shannon, they're not alive. - They're dead. 956 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,606 You think they're alive? 957 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,099 Snakes? Not my thing. 958 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:11,375 Cheers to her. 959 00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:13,778 Can I get a margarita? [chuckling] 960 00:35:13,878 --> 00:35:17,181 Dubrow just took a shot of snake head vodka. 961 00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:19,442 Japan Heather is a different type of Heather. 962 00:35:19,542 --> 00:35:21,285 - Tastes like licorice. - Cinnamon. 963 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:22,720 Cinnamony licorice. [gasps] 964 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:24,456 - Cinnamon! - It tastes like Malibu. 965 00:35:25,281 --> 00:35:27,282 Gina tried it! 966 00:35:27,283 --> 00:35:30,094 I feel like one shot of this snake venom 967 00:35:30,095 --> 00:35:32,397 could've cured all of Vicki's ailments. 968 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:33,956 Ow. [winces] 969 00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:36,291 God, my leg's so swollen. 970 00:35:36,292 --> 00:35:37,434 100% 971 00:35:37,435 --> 00:35:39,220 Can you take a picture of us? 972 00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:42,140 One, two, three! 973 00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:44,408 - Awesome. - Thank you! 974 00:35:44,409 --> 00:35:46,368 - I'm ready to go home. - Me too, let's go. 975 00:35:46,369 --> 00:35:48,379 - We're all ready to go. - Arigato gozaimasu. 976 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,140 You have a good night, thank you very much. 977 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:51,774 - Arigato! ALL: Arigato! 978 00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:53,484 Gozaimasu! 979 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:54,877 [indistinct] 980 00:35:54,878 --> 00:35:57,656 - These are very... oh... - Have a good night! 981 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:00,883 {\an8}Coming up... 982 00:36:00,884 --> 00:36:02,226 I want only a good fortune. 983 00:36:02,227 --> 00:36:06,156 Your mind doesn't stay still and will lose right away. 984 00:36:06,256 --> 00:36:07,831 It means you're going senile. 985 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,324 Don't say that to me. 986 00:36:09,325 --> 00:36:10,668 Well, it's the fortune. 987 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:17,842 [calm music] 988 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:20,779 [dial tone] 989 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:22,947 {\an8}- Hello? - Hi. 990 00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:24,348 {\an8}Hi. 991 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:26,050 {\an8}- Why can't I see you? - I don't know. 992 00:36:26,051 --> 00:36:27,418 What do you mean you don't know? 993 00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:29,653 - Means I don't know. - What are you talking about? 994 00:36:29,654 --> 00:36:31,356 Can you not say, "what are you talking about?" 995 00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:33,191 I'm in the car with Annabelle, too, by the way. 996 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,093 Oh, okay. We'll, I'll talk to you later then. 997 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,895 - All right. - All right, bye. 998 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:38,796 I have no desire to talk to him. 999 00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:41,757 There's no, "Hi, how are you, how's it going?" 1000 00:36:41,758 --> 00:36:43,333 Don't you feel the animosity 1001 00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:45,836 like as soon as he answers the phone? 1002 00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:48,539 I understand that he's carrying a lot back home, 1003 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,934 but she's carrying the guilt of what's happening back home 1004 00:36:51,935 --> 00:36:56,113 and she really needs her partner to release her of that. 1005 00:36:56,114 --> 00:36:58,282 They are just not on the same page. 1006 00:36:58,283 --> 00:36:59,616 I think that going to this temple 1007 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:00,884 is going to be really good for you. 1008 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:04,455 I know you don't usually go with my weird sh--, 1009 00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,023 but when I did it in Bali, 1010 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:08,225 it was such an incredible experience, 1011 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,861 and I feel like you're at a very critical point 1012 00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:12,996 right now in your life, and I think that this is 1013 00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:14,631 gonna be a really good thing for you. 1014 00:37:14,632 --> 00:37:15,499 Okay. 1015 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,902 It's gonna be okay, friend. 1016 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:22,107 No matter what, it'll be okay. 1017 00:37:22,707 --> 00:37:24,576 - All right? - I love you. 1018 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:28,245 [sniffles] 1019 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,165 I feel like I'm gonna throw up. 1020 00:37:31,116 --> 00:37:32,416 It's just a lot. 1021 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:35,185 Not only am I trying to be a good mom to my kids, 1022 00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:36,787 and to deal with all these issues, 1023 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,456 and to do the best thing for Luke, 1024 00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:41,825 but then I feel like I have someone taking shots at me. 1025 00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:42,793 I feel like we're enemies. 1026 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,195 You've got this. 1027 00:37:44,329 --> 00:37:48,850 I just feel like I'm failing all the time. 1028 00:37:49,926 --> 00:37:52,103 Let's go to the temple. 1029 00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:55,406 [rhythmic music] 1030 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,694 - Oh, this is so cool. - I know, right? It's beautiful. 1031 00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:01,912 Guys, we're gonna come over here. 1032 00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:03,348 There's a handwashing station, 1033 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,783 and then we're gonna go do an incense cleansing. 1034 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,584 Here you go. 1035 00:38:07,585 --> 00:38:09,319 Just don't light anyone on fire. 1036 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,113 I went to a temple in Bali, it was like 1037 00:38:11,114 --> 00:38:13,691 one of the most transformative moments of my life. 1038 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:14,792 I remember you saying. 1039 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:16,727 Yes. And every temple's different, 1040 00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:18,729 so I think it's really beautiful to experience the temples 1041 00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:20,130 in the places where we are. 1042 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:23,458 Bali was just such an incredible experience to have 1043 00:38:23,459 --> 00:38:25,737 because I really just took a week to really, truly 1044 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:27,971 look internally and only focus on myself, 1045 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:31,508 my feelings, my wants, and self reflect. 1046 00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:34,144 There's a lot about, um, you know, like welcoming in, 1047 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,630 manifesting all the good things that you want out of life. 1048 00:38:36,631 --> 00:38:40,184 Believe in the universe! 'Cause it will send you sh--, 1049 00:38:40,185 --> 00:38:42,879 weird sh--, and you shouldn't ignore it. 1050 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:46,557 You want to breathe it in, it's meant to cleanse. 1051 00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:48,492 In with the good, out with the bad. 1052 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:51,028 We're cleansing now, and then we're gonna go ask 1053 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:52,129 for a fortune. 1054 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:54,431 There's good fortunes, and there's bad fortunes. 1055 00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:57,067 If you get a bad fortune, it's okay, 1056 00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:59,369 because then you're gonna burn the fortune, 1057 00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:01,205 and it's gonna go away. 1058 00:39:01,206 --> 00:39:04,633 Well, no one wants a bad fortune, that's terrible. 1059 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:08,112 But I do like that there's a way to wash it away. 1060 00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:10,848 - Where do we burn it? - There's a burning station. 1061 00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:12,976 I'm not getting a bad one, so there. 1062 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:16,386 A world without champs. 1063 00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:17,956 A ground-floor apartment. 1064 00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:19,756 I have to drive myself. 1065 00:39:19,757 --> 00:39:23,194 Drop in a yen while praying for your wish. 1066 00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:25,697 [rattling] 1067 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,999 You take out your stick. 1068 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,901 The stick's gonna have a number. 1069 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,002 25. 1070 00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:34,597 - Oh, this is my fortune. - What is it? Read it. 1071 00:39:34,697 --> 00:39:38,675 "When spring comes, all trees and grasses are in full bloom. 1072 00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:42,413 Wealth will grow large. Marriage, employment, 1073 00:39:42,513 --> 00:39:44,748 and starting a trip are all right." 1074 00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:45,984 - Wow. - Oh, my God. 1075 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,318 This is amazing. 1076 00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:50,287 I mean, it feels really good to pull a good fortune 1077 00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:51,755 when you're in a good place in your life. 1078 00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:54,216 [bleep] yeah, let's----ing go! 1079 00:39:54,217 --> 00:39:55,559 Gina, will you read mine? 1080 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,794 "Everything does not go so smoothly." 1081 00:39:57,795 --> 00:39:59,029 I'm burning that. 1082 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:01,732 Jenny. "Marriage and employment are both bad." 1083 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,902 - Can I burn it? - Mine is crazy. 1084 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:06,503 "Good luck will come to you from the heavens. 1085 00:40:06,504 --> 00:40:09,140 The person you are waiting for will come soon!" 1086 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,008 I mean, I don't know. 1087 00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:12,242 Maybe just don't hold your breath 1088 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:13,645 on that one, Shannon. 1089 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,847 Can you read it? 'Cause I don't want to put my glasses on. 1090 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:19,483 "Talk with tongue entangled by your getting drunk, 1091 00:40:19,484 --> 00:40:22,719 but gives no unpleasant impression to others. 1092 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,148 There may be a little trouble in your family, 1093 00:40:25,248 --> 00:40:27,591 but when you believe in God and ask for happiness, 1094 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:29,426 you can get calmed down. 1095 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,496 The person you wait for will come late." 1096 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:35,332 [soft music] All right, that's so good. 1097 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:36,492 Are you crying? 1098 00:40:36,592 --> 00:40:40,338 My wish is that my daughter would get back to me. 1099 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:43,007 And it says she will. 1100 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,009 Getting this fortune like, immediately, 1101 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,511 I go straight to Sydney. 1102 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:50,280 It's kind of something the therapist has told me. 1103 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:53,183 Just... let things go. 1104 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:54,519 She will come back to you. 1105 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:58,122 Whether it's true or not, it's just, gives me hope. 1106 00:40:58,222 --> 00:41:01,291 I want only a good fortune. I don't need any more bad. 1107 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,027 "Your mind is unsettled, 1108 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:05,697 wondering to leave or to stay." 1109 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,197 That tracks. 1110 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,433 - "All your deeds and work--" - I don't want this one. 1111 00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:10,934 Wait, no! She has to read it! 1112 00:41:10,935 --> 00:41:15,272 "Your mind doesn't stay still, and will lose right away." 1113 00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:17,041 It means you're going senile. 1114 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,677 - Don't say that to me. - Well, it's the fortune, 1115 00:41:19,777 --> 00:41:20,877 I don't know what to tell you. 1116 00:41:20,878 --> 00:41:22,779 Stop marriage of any kind. 1117 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:26,875 Whoever wrote this damn fortune needs to be, um, fired. 1118 00:41:26,876 --> 00:41:29,453 F that fortune. No, no, no. 1119 00:41:29,454 --> 00:41:30,721 We're gonna burn it. 1120 00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:33,091 It's the worst fortune ever. So, I hate this fortune 1121 00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:35,459 and I don't ever want to do this again. 1122 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,827 Read mine. 1123 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:39,312 "Your gem has no flaw and it will glisten better 1124 00:41:39,313 --> 00:41:42,599 {\an8}when you polish. Your hope will become true. 1125 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,468 {\an8}It is good for you to make a trip. 1126 00:41:44,469 --> 00:41:47,105 {\an8}Both marriage and employment, good." 1127 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:48,373 {\an8}Yes! 1128 00:41:48,473 --> 00:41:50,273 {\an8}I feel like it's a good sign from the universe, 1129 00:41:50,274 --> 00:41:51,675 {\an8}and I feel like I needed it. 1130 00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,745 {\an8}And the universe knew that I needed it. 1131 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:55,212 {\an8}So, thank you, universe. 1132 00:41:55,213 --> 00:41:56,613 {\an8}It's going in the fire. 1133 00:41:56,614 --> 00:41:58,515 {\an8}You're gonna tie it up, and then they're gonna burn it 1134 00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,751 {\an8}- at the stake. - Bye, bye. 1135 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,786 {\an8}That's like, wild, that you got the best fortune. 1136 00:42:02,787 --> 00:42:04,588 {\an8}It's funny what Vicki got, though. 1137 00:42:04,589 --> 00:42:06,790 {\an8}- It's going in the fire. - Burn that bitch! 1138 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:08,191 {\an8}The universe speaks to you. 1139 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:11,028 {\an8}- It's speaking to Victoria. - It's speaking to all of us. 1140 00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:15,532 {\an8}Next time on The Real Housewives of Orange County. 1141 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,160 [screaming] 1142 00:42:17,527 --> 00:42:18,702 Woo! 1143 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,405 [fart] Oh, it smells so bad! 1144 00:42:21,406 --> 00:42:22,940 Why would you attack me 1145 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,776 about something that hurts me so bad? 1146 00:42:25,777 --> 00:42:28,103 I retaliated to what she was saying about me. 1147 00:42:28,104 --> 00:42:29,981 I'm in on a cancer scam, and I did this and that. 1148 00:42:30,114 --> 00:42:32,949 She said, "Well, maybe Sydney doesn't talk to her mom 1149 00:42:32,950 --> 00:42:35,319 because of the way her mom acts." 1150 00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:36,945 You have amnesia. 1151 00:42:36,946 --> 00:42:38,455 You forgot what you've done to me 1152 00:42:38,456 --> 00:42:40,257 and everybody else in this room. 1153 00:42:40,258 --> 00:42:41,809 I don't want to be around her!