Previously, on The Real Housewives of Orange County.
Vegas! Woo! [cheering]
[screaming]
I won!
Get your head out of my vagina.
Heather brought up that it bothers her
that we room together?
- What? - I know!
She doesn't have the control.
Oh look, I got married right there, at the Villagio.
How did you know he was the one?
I still don't know.
It's hard to find joy in each other.
Yes, dear.
No, that's not what you have to say.
Well, I'm not gonna say what I really want to think,
so I'm saying yes, dear.
It's very contentious right now.
I would love to live by you.
But I'm not gonna spend that much money on a house.
What is your dream of a retirement?
I don't know.
- You gotta help me with it. - I will.
Here I am at 62, realizing you can't ignore
your finances anymore.
Baby, how you feeling?
- Just don't feel well. - I'm so sorry, honey.
Danny's staying with her.
It shouldn't be a big deal that he's taking care of your kids.
I do love him.
I do want to live life with him.
But I have a wall of resentment.
You left your kids in San Diego.
- Okay, don't. - That's bizarre to me.
I always put my children first. That's below the belt.
We're not doing children.
Move on.
Don't talk to me that way.
[upbeat music]
Hi.
Hello.
I'm here to get an IV.
Thank you for having us.
We're all set for you. Come on back.
- Hi, Victoria! - Hi my love.
Ready for an IV.
And some fried chicken!
- I love chicken. - Oh, my God. Look at you.
Is it Diet Coke?
- Yes, Diet Coke. - Thank you so much.
You're the hostest with the mostest.
I think this is from the south, right?
I think so.
I kind of feel like Brooks would eat this,
- like Mississippi style. - Oh, my God, I can't believe
you said Brooks.
Hi, guys! Welcome to Revitalize.
Hi.
It looks like we're gonna do a Meyers cocktail.
Good hydration, energy, immune boost.
Is that the after Vegas...
After Vegas cure.
I don't know what's harder,
being in Vegas with you ladies
or being at home with my children.
Being at home with your children.
- It's all exhausting. - It's all exhausting.
The minute I get home,
he's like, "I've been with them for four days straight, so..."
- "Here they are." - "Here they are."
There's no, "How was Vegas?
"Was it fun?
"Did you have a good time?"
It's like, transactional.
It's like, tuck and roll.
It's like, he's like,
he's already driving down the street.
[chuckling]
Not to talk about me for a second,
but my spike protein is at 2800,
I just... It's over 2800.
We should be between zero and point four.
I don't know what spike protein--
Google it.
It's not good.
I don't have my phone, but...
Spike protein can persist
in the brain's protective layers,
contributing to long-lasting neurological symptoms.
So now when I tell you I can't remember Carmilla's name...
Carmella.
Now you know why.
[upbeat music]
- Hello! - Hi!
[kisses]
- You look great. - Thank you!
- This place looks cool. - Let's go over here and sit.
- How are things going? - Good.
Good.
I'm excited for you. So.
So, you saw the place I texted you that Max sent me.
- Yes. - Do you call that South County?
Kind of North County.
But it's south from here.
Yeah, it's south from here.
Okay, great.
And I know rentals are, you know, below your pay grade.
- I'll do them. - But I want to find her
something that she will, like, be happy.
Max, she's gotten into a whole bunch of law schools.
- Yeah. - One is in San Diego.
So I wanted to talk to you.
I know you don't do rentals and stuff like that.
- I'll totally do rentals. - Really? Aw, thank you!
The ones she sent that are in La Jolla,
it's very difficult to get in and out of.
So, if she has a four o'clock class,
it's gonna take her 40 minutes to get to school.
So, I'd like to show you,
I love this place, within 15 minutes.
It's in Banker's Hill.
Which is a great area.
Oh, this is very cool.
It's really cool.
Coffee shops, I mean it's just a vibe.
Carmella is a real estate agent in this exact area,
plus her kids are really similarly aged to my kids.
Seems like a no brainer.
These are so cool, though, thank you.
I thought it's a nice, like, option.
I want to do everything I can to get your baby home, so.
Thank you.
So what's going on on the friend front?
Like, look, I was upset with Emily.
I didn't really like sort of,
all of these character assassination vibes
she was giving me.
She doesn't like when you try to tell her how she should operate.
I don't care.
And now you're acting like you're a rule follower.
Does anyone else have some,
does the waiter need to talk to me?
I mean, we're adults.
It hurts our group, honestly.
[upbeat music]
Yeah! Come on.
Good boy.
Come here. Come on, Troy.
No, no, no. This way.
No, no, no. Troy.
Troy. Troy.
- Hi there. - Hello!
- Hi. Welcome. - How are you?
- Thank you for having us. - Yeah.
I love your outfit.
Top of the morning!
Why does this not surprise me about you?
Well, I know. I have to every year.
What do you call your dog?
That's Rita.
- Hiya, whatcha doing? - She had to get a new harness,
Shannon, because, we grew.
- Move it, chubby! Just kidding. - That's Chubbs.
She needs Ozempic!
I got someone who's kind of like, the death of me over here.
- Well he's gonna learn today. - I say it in a loving,
loving way.
Troy is very, very sweet. But it is a lot.
I think you've got a wonderful dog,
he could just do even better with some basics.
You want to practice some of this?
Sure. I mean, Troy has eaten
well over $12,000 worth of shoes.
Come, touch!
Yes. Touch! Yes.
Troy, touch.
Yes.
He'd be getting an A in my class.
We're gonna give you guys a break, we're gonna go
potty these guys, okay?
- Okay. - Okay.
[kissing noise] Come on, Troy.
Thank you.
She was a little slower than Troy.
We have such good kids.
Anything new? How you feel since Vegas?
Tired. I'm an old lady.
I am an old lady.
After the last dinner in Vegas,
did you guys go out?
We went to Heather's room.
Oh, Heather's room.
Did you guys catch us walking through the casino,
and Heather was in the front, and she's like this.
- Yeah. - I mean it was ridiculous.
She's gotta be front and center always getting the room key,
getting this. And like, we're all here together
as a family.
She's very entitled.
She makes me feel like she's ahead of the troops and...
We have to fall in line.
You guys can do that, I'm not gonna follow.
Well, I'm not either. I go rogue all the time.
That's why she's always mad at me.
And when she got in your face and yelled at you at the casino.
- To stand down. - You saw that?
She was like in her face. If I would've done that,
or you've done that,
you know what we've been called?
- Aggressive. - Aggressive
It wasn't about her, and she chimed in.
Well, what you did, what you said was not nice to Carmella.
- Of course. - It wasn't.
And I apologized, and we moved on--
And we all told Vicki that, but the point is,
Victoria can address it with Carmella herself.
Yeah.
I think with Vicki, I mean,
do you feel like you let her off pretty easy too?
I do. I do.
Because once I went home from Vegas, I was like,
okay, this isn't sitting well with me.
I'm a chronic overthinker.
And so usually something happens and then later I ruminate.
And I'm feeling like Vicki's apology
is more for her than for me.
She knows she looks like a dumbass,
so I'm questioning, is this genuine,
or are we gonna see this repeat itself.
Is it just that you lose your filter as you get older?
'Cause I think back to like when Betty White was alive.
Like, she could say whatever she wanted,
'cause she was Betty White. Yeah.
So it's like, you just lose that filter.
She kind of reminds me of her.
- She just spits things out. - Yes.
And you're like, where did that come from?
[chuckles]
She's hilarious, and that's why I think everyone goes,
- "Oh, it's just Vicki." - Mm-hm.
- Vicki just says stuff. - Yeah.
- What is that? - That was a lot.
Carmella, she was just, really grateful for the apology
instead of taking Vicki to task.
It's not only that.
Tamra was upset when we were at the gambling tables
and Heather was advocating for Carmella.
The girl's ----ing crying.
I know, but you thought it was weird.
I said to her, "It is weird that you said to her
I'm gonna give you $20,000."
It is weird but you're over here trying to be the savior.
No, I'm not.
She was saying, it's like, hypocritical.
She said Heather was anti-Carmella.
And now all of a sudden, she's trying to save her.
No, no, no. I'm not gonna allow her to be spoken to that way.
Heather was the one that was questioning her the most.
I guess she has said some things.
It's frustrating.
It feels like Heather has moves that she makes off-camera.
And it's hard to sit on the other side
of the friendship, and be like, well I genuinely love you,
and I genuinely want this friendship with you.
It feels calculated.
I don't know. You know? I don't know.
When Carmella's not around,
she says a lot about Carmella.
She's over here going, "She doesn't fit in!"
[gasps]
She does. Yeah.
Heather was not a fan of Carmella
when we first met her.
She made it very clear multiple times off camera
that she thought that she was trashy looking
and that she didn't fit in
with the group and that she shouldn't be here.
Oh, they just opened the caviar store.
Do you eat caviar?
I eat toast and monster.
[echoing]
I heard her, I walked behind her.
She was like, all up in, she was, you know.
She was very Heather Dubrow.
[whooshing]
But then when she was crying at the table,
Heather was the first one to go over there and coddle her.
Yes, but then she walks off and says she shouldn't be
in this group.
It's gonna be devastating for her if she finds out
that Heather really feels this way about her,
and that their relationship is a sham.
It's all so messy, Dubrow.
So, so messy.
That's compassion. I mean, I like compassion,
- if Carmella was sad-- - It's not compassion!
No, Carmella was crying, then she was hugging her,
- that's compassion. - No, but then she walks away.
And then she went and talked sh-- about it.
- Well, that's not compassion. - That's called hypocrite.
But Carmella was feeling like, okay, I have a friend, she's--
Well, because of you!
[chuckling]
Coming up.
- Here you go, babe. - Can I have a straw?
I'll give you a blowjob later.
[gasps]
Mom!
- Oh, my God. - I'm so sorry, that was a joke.
[upbeat music]
Get the table set here.
Seven, eight, nine.
You want to eat a lemon, would you?
Yeah, okay.
VICKI: Shannon!
Oh, my God.
I had to stop and get coffee, 'cause you don't have coffee.
No, I don't have coffee,
but I got you some little bite for lunch.
Hi. Troy. Can you please tell him to stop licking me?
I will. Hey, Troy!
Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, sniff, sniff, sniff,
lick, lick, sniff, lick.
That's what dogs do.
I love dogs.
But I'm of the belief when you go in a home,
you go to the dog.
Shannon doesn't teach her dogs
because they're all over you when you walk in the house.
They're sniffing and licking and licking and sniffing
and sniffing and licking.
[dog whining]
I think he's got bad manners.
- Is it good? - Ish, yeah.
- Ish? - It's a little dry.
[chuckles]
So, I put files together
with my bank statement and American Express.
I just want to pay the money that I owe.
You know, like, for taxes, and everything.
Like, I want to be squared up.
When you look at people embezzling,
or not doing the right thing for you,
I check my bank statement every single day.
I manage it tightly.
So, that's why I've been able to have three houses.
- That's why I've-- - Right.
So I have to do, I have to be better at it.
Vicki knows her stuff. She's a financial planner.
I have created some debt,
and I give money to my kids.
But I put all my savings into Real for Real.
Unfortunately, I had to shut my company down.
And when I look back, I think,
I could've had a house,
I could've invested in multiple other companies.
My life would be different.
So I brought something I do for my clients.
A budget worksheet that's got your household expenses,
your mortgage, your real estate.
I work on my budget every single month.
So, how much do you think you--
You said one time said you spent $3,000 a month on Ubers.
Is that still about right?
I don't know.
How much you spend on healthcare?
Probably, seven, eight, nine hundred a month.
I think more than that.
This is a great place, but how much is it a month?
Well, I don't, it's $10,500.
Shannon.
It's not in your budget. $10,500 plus utilities,
you're probably at $14,000 a month.
Do you have renter's insurance on it too?
- Yes. - Okay.
By the way, you didn't go through Coto insurance
for that either.
So now, I don't even, it's just, I love it here.
It makes me happy.
But back to my point,
as my spending habits and patterns are,
you know, scrutinized.
It's gonna be like, what the [bleep]
were you doing, Shannon?
Shannon is not frugal.
And if this job ends
and David's child support ends,
then what?
I'm gonna be there for her to help her,
but I'm not gonna give her money.
I love Shannon,
but she can't come live with me.
- And I, like-- - I'm happy.
I'm so grateful that you're helping me through this.
Okay, you know, I will always be there to help you,
but lean on me.
- Wait, come here. - What?
Open your mouth.
Oh, my God.
Okay, see, I have...
What is wrong? Am I, like,
I'm like an old woman, like my dad.
[upbeat music]
- Hello! - What are you into over there?
- Gosh, it smells good in here. - I know, right?
What are you doing? [chuckles]
I had to borrow their readers because I couldn't read
any of the bottles.
Do you use readers, yet?
[scoffs] Do I use readers?
I need them.
- Hi. - Oh, hi.
- Hi!
Doesn't it smell amazing in here?
Yeah, I love this, I actually love this shop,
but I can't smell much because--
- She's, she got my illness. - Oh, you're stuffy.
I got this freaking cold from hell from her.
Heather got a good laugh out of that.
I saw her the other day.
I caught Emily's cold.
See? That will teach you for rooming with Emily.
[laughter] I know, I was like--
All right, we're shopping for Carmella.
Do they sell Dior bags here?
I'm not going in with you bitches on that.
- Do you have vibrators? - That's a no.
I'm actually stoked.
I feel like we've just gotten, like, snippets of Carmella.
I can't wait to go. I want to see her life.
Carmella texted: "I wanted to invite you girls
"to hang at my place in the Ranch.
"Pool, lunch and a little R&R. Super low key."
I've never seen her place in the ranch.
That's very nice.
This time her kids will be around.
She wants us to meet some of her kids.
- Oh, fun. - So that's nice.
Okay. I love that.
She said maybe her boyfriend Danny will be there.
I wanna meet him.
Maybe.
I don't know how they interact with each other.
She and I were shopping before Vegas, and she's like,
pulled out this dress, and she's like...
I did make a joke to Danny.
I'm like, let me go pick a dress so I can cheat on you in Vegas,
and... no. [chuckles]
Wait, you said that to Danny?
I just was kidding.
Like, she's like, "I just give it back to him sometimes,
"'cause I'm so pissed."
They're not gonna stay together.
- You don't think so? - I don't think so, no.
There's a part of her that maybe felt a little stuck, you know?
- With him? - Because he helps her a lot
with her kids.
I did go through this in my past relationship,
and I understand your desire to want to move past it.
But, it's okay for things to end.
There's a small percentage of people that do recover
from infidelity and move on into the sunset.
God bless them. Carmella is not one of them.
- You know? - How was Heather after Vegas?
'Cause you know, I roomed with Heather,
and she would just be like,
"I'm taking it from everybody."
That last night at Nobu,
I was so irritated by Heather.
Wait, about what?
She was so controlling over every conversation,
and so monopolizing.
I got made out to be this villain because I said,
"All you do is talk."
And then we go to Vegas,
and then she's mean and aggressive.
I am continually perplexed that
I get labelled as aggressive.
Get her the [bleep] away from me!
[yelling over each other] I will ----ing kill you!
Maybe I can be a little aggressive,
I will give you that.
But Heather is extremely aggressive.
And I feel like she never actually gets called out on it.
I don't find Heather to be aggressive.
I mean, she, the way she went at Vicki, I was like, wow!
- Who is this? - That was aggressive.
But, I feel like that almost came from a place for Heather.
- Because Heather-- - Well, it was self-serving.
Heather is so protective of what she wants.
I know, but this whole rule that you've put in place,
this no kids, no careers thing is too broad.
Like she was pissed at you that night,
when you brought up how you said something like,
maybe she's sensitive 'cause she didn't get
some role or something and she shut that down.
Yeah, she did.
Did you not share the audition with everybody?
Oh, why are we talking about that?
I said what is going on with Heather?
And she said maybe it's because you didn't get this role.
- Yeah. - No, I mean, I was upset
about it, but it wasn't... I don't think...
But that has nothing to do with this.
She got defensive. She thought you were, like,
- it was threatening to her. - Yes, but I feel different.
Like, I don't want to feel like I can't talk about my kids
with you guys.
When it comes to Heather, it's very important for her
to share the good things and the positive things,
because that's what she likes to put out there.
However, in a real friendship,
in a group of friends, it's so important that you share
the good, the bad, and the ugly.
We had the best conversation
when I was at your house the other day.
Yes, I want to talk about that.
And that meant a lot to me.
I learned so much from other mothers out there
who have children with the PANDAS diagnosis saying,
you should try this doctor, you should try this.
So to have all these women come to me
and give me information has been life-altering.
Tomorrow should be fun.
I was just gonna say, what are we taking?
Um, I think we should do like,
- what do they say, this spray? - What is this, scented candle?
'Cause it smells good. It's like a room spray.
All right, let's do these three things.
I'm getting glasses.
Yes, you've been holding them forever.
Coming up.
We're just in a bad place in our marriage right now.
I'm juggling the three kids
with school and everything. You don't understand.
That's... not true.
[upbeat music]
What is a trattoria?
I don't know.
- Hi! - Hey, guys, welcome in.
- Do we have a reservation? - Two.
Right this way for you guys.
Buona sera. How are you this evening?
Would you like to start with some water?
I'll take water.
Can I also order an Aperol Spritz too?
Aperol Spritz.
Can I get a Diet Coke?
- Diet Coke. - Thank you.
Absolutely.
Shane and I had our 17th anniversary.
Which is on February 14th,
but it was just impossible
for us to be able to get out of the house.
Should Dad and I go to dinner for our anniversary?
Yeah.
You're not gonna change your mind later and get upset?
No.
It's difficult to leave Luke a lot of the time.
He calls and texts constantly.
And so we just have to turn around and go home.
I wouldn't say it ruins our night,
we're just used to it.
It's very difficult for just a babysitter
to be able to know what to do.
Do you have steak?
Filet mignon.
- I'll take that. - Filet. Medium?
- Yes, perfect, thank you. - Beautiful.
Can I just get chicken alfredo?
- Yeah. - Thanks.
I went to the gym this morning.
That new gym.
Jen and Ryan don't go there anymore, either.
No, I saw her at the new gym I go to.
When are they getting married?
I don't know.
I would bet that Gina and Travis get married
before Jen and Ryan.
Yeah? Who will get divorced first?
I don't think either one of them will get divorced.
Us, we'll get divorced first.
[chuckles]
If I have anything to say about it.
Um...
Sometimes I wonder how Shane and I have made it.
I think it's because we're both very dedicated
to our children and our family.
- Filet mignon. - Oh, yeah, thank you so much.
I don't want them part of a broken home.
I grew up like that, it was awful.
And so that's why we stay together.
I just want it to be better.
Alfredo with chicken.
Thank you, sir.
Yours looks like the kids meal.
Um, so I know everything was very chaotic
when we were remodelling the kids bedrooms.
- Yeah, it was bad, yeah. - 'Cause everything was,
it was just a lot going on in the house.
- And I understand that. - Yeah.
But you seemed like you just hated life.
Are you unhappy being a stay-at-home dad
and doing all those things?
It's challenging at times.
Do you miss working?
Yeah.
As the kids needs are growing,
and Emily's days are getting busier,
it just made more sense that one parent not be working
and try to stay at home and take the kids to school
and all their activities, and she could kind of run around
with her head cut off like a chicken,
and do whatever she wants to do.
We're in this very non-traditional kind
of environment that we never anticipated.
I'm juggling the three kids with school and everything.
You don't understand.
I got an ego.
I'm a man and I want to provide.
But even when I had a full-time job,
I felt I was always full time at home.
When you come home, and then you go to your bed,
and you look at your phone, and you look at Instagram,
and I'm putting them to bed, yeah, it's kinda tough.
That's not fair, I put the kids to bed, too.
Oh, it's just... I'm just--
You're making it like I don't ever put the kids to bed.
- I'm not making it like that. - That's not true.
I feel that Emily is unaware that I could use a break
once in a while.
That's the frustrating part.
How much of the laundry is done by me?
70 percent.
And then all I hear all the time
is "This laundry's out of control."
I have been making an effort.
I've been making you steak, we've been having sex
all the time. You made steak...
Yes, thank you.
And?
Yes, okay, yeah.
You've finally given me some attention and I appreciate that.
Now can we move on?
- Sure. - All right.
Can I have a piece of your steak?
[chuckling]
[upbeat music]
Do you think anyone's gonna go in the pool?
Oh, it's hot.
Are you checking to make sure
- all the flavors are there? - Yes.
You got strawberry, rocky road, rainbow sherbet.
This looks so good.
And we're good here. [sizzling]
Yes, hi. How are you?
- Good. - Hot dogs!
All right.
We've got something for everyone.
I'm hungry, we're gonna eat in a little bit, huh?
- Yeah. - This looks great,
- thank you so much. - Good, thank you.
Everything's perfect. Perfect.
[upbeat music]
Hot dogs and pool parties!
Yeah.
[phone ringing]
Hello? We're in the car, you're on speaker.
Hi everyone.
I can hear frustration in your voice.
You stuck in traffic?
Okay. Good.
Get to know Carmella a little bit better.
Say her name, Victoria.
Carmella.
- Good job! - Yes!
Here, let me take a picture of all you.
Family photo without JJ.
Danny, you want to get like,
like this and up.
You don't want to get the ground.
All right, here we go.
[camera shutters]
- Let's see how it turned out. - Okay, let's look at it.
- I'm getting caught off guard. - Wait, I want to look
at it first. I want to look at it.
- Let me see it. - Oh, God.
You have to have this in the background.
Once upon a time I used to take some pictures.
Girl, you were exposed in those pictures.
Let's just be quiet.
Jax, hug.
[camera shutters]
Thank you, Ray.
On a serious note,
can we not say anything inappropriate in front
of my new friends.
Yeah, we're the appropriate ones, you're not.
Oh, it's pretty!
There's no furniture.
- It's a Pilates thing. - A reformer?
Hello?
- Oh, it's echo-y. - Knock knock.
- Hello? - Hello?
I do feel that the Pilates reformer
is an interesting decor piece.
- Let's go this way. - Okay.
If I was selling this home,
that would be the first thing to go.
- Oh, hi! - Hi!
- You look so pretty. - Thanks for having us.
- Hi! Presley. Hi! - Hi. You're Faith?
- Yeah. - Jax, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Wait, you have four, right?
The other one kind of is a little shy.
- Your home is beautiful. - Thank you!
You all look so gorgeous.
I'm just gonna start eating.
- Who are we missing? - Vicki.
[car door shuts] [car beeps]
[shuffling footsteps]
So you guys normally on a Saturday, you're doing what?
Nothing. [laughter]
Yeah.
Is that what it's like in Rancho Santa Fe?
Yeah.
[doorbell chimes]
Hi. You are currently being recorded.
Hello.
[door squeaking] Hello? Hello?
You are currently being recorded.
Do I take my shoes off?
- So the kids grew up here? - They grew up here.
Now I understand why you would want to go to Corona Del Mar.
- You get it, right? - It's sleepy.
- Hello? - We're in here, Vic.
Hi. I'm ringing and knocking and entering.
- Hi. - Ow! God!
- Hi! - Hello!
- I made it! How are you? - Good, how are you?
- God, your house is gorgeous. - I love this. Thank you.
Hello, Victoria.
There is infused water over here.
Margaritas and lemonade.
Hi!
- You look like a mama. - Aw, thank you.
- What's your name? - Presley.
- I love that name. - Thank you.
Hi, I'm Jax.
That hair, oh, my God.
You guys are so darling.
Do you guys go to the same school?
- Uh, we go to the same school. - They're in high school.
I'm in eighth grade.
These are the kids that I left behind.
I'm kidding! I'm kidding.
Yeah, you did leave them behind.
It's like a boxer that like kicks,
or hits a guy in the nuts.
It's because he's unskilled.
Like there's something like,
unskilled here when it comes to Vicki.
Hi.
- Oh, there you are. - Hi, Shannon.
- Hi, I just let myself in. - Hi.
How are you? Oh my gosh, your house is beautiful.
You look so cute with the blue.
Hi.
[peculiar music]
- Ow! What are you doing? - You stepped on my foot!
Who put their finger up my fanny!
You put your finger up her butt?
Yes!
I did not, I went to grab your cheek.
- Who are you? - I just went to grab
- your cheek bone. - There are children
in this house!
Oh, it's okay, my mom did it to me.
"My mom did it to me," is that what you said?
You did it to me earlier!
But you have like a lot under there.
I have a slip.
Spanx?
Wait, let me see it, Shannon.
Oh!
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- Should we go outside? - Yeah, let's go.
- Should we eat hot dogs? - Yes, hot dogs.
Ice cream.
That's the ocean way down there.
Wow. This is gorgeous.
Hi.
Thanks, Pete.
Hi.
You made it. Four hours later.
Oh my gosh, look at this view!
Hi, thanks for having us! Your home is beautiful.
Swans in the pool, I'm happy.
There's hot dogs, I don't know if you eat hot dogs.
I do. I love hot dogs.
- Oh, this is nice. - What is on me? A hair?
Where is Danny?
- Right here. - He's hiding.
I was just checking on the dogs.
I want to introduce you.
Okay, ladies, I'd love to introduce you to Danny.
Hi!
- Hi, how are you? I'm Danny. - Hi, Tamra, nice to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you. -Hi, Danny, I'm Heather.
- Hi, hi, nice to meet you. - So nice to meet you.
It is weird meeting him when we know so much stuff.
I feel weird, I feel weird, I feel weird.
I feel like, are we supposed to be nice,
or are we supposed to give him like a...
- No, we have to be nice. - No... yeah.
I just don't have a poker face,
so it's really hard for me to just meet this man.
I don't like secrets,
I don't like infidelity.
I just don't like it.
I'm crawling out of my skin just even talking about it.
It feels so icky. It gives me bad posture,
and I've already overcome that, honestly.
Like, I know all the dirty digs without him,
and now I just feel like,
"Hey, what's up, man? Nice to meet you."
I know, because I really want to say,
"How long ago was it that you cheated on her?
- "Was it like, recently?" - Shhh!
- I'm sorry! - That's so loud!
[upbeat music]
"How long ago was it that you cheated on her?
- "Was it like, recently?" - Shh!
- I'm sorry! - That's so loud!
- Don't say that! - Was that loud?
- Yes. That was very loud! - Oh.
We're in her yard. Sh! Tamra's coming.
I'm right here, I heard you say, "sh!"
We said Tammy's coming.
Well, you've gotta meet her boyfriend.
I don't know if I can.
It's not uncomfortable for you to meet him knowing
that we know so much stuff?
Little bit.
How do you feel about that, Tammy?
You know how I am about cheaters.
- Hi, I'm Danny. - Hi!
- Hi, Danny. I'm Gina. - Hi, nice to meet you.
Are you overwhelmed by all of us.
A little bit, but it's all good.
- Yeah? Are you scared? - Mmm, not really scared.
- Are you nervous? - Kinda right now, but...
[laughter]
Don't be nervous. We're nice. [laughing]
- Sometimes. - Not Tammy.
Not Emily.
- We're mean and aggressive. - We're a package deal.
Yeah.
Thank you for having us over.
- No, I'm glad you guys made it. - Thank you, yes.
- Mm-hm. Nice to meet you all. - Nice to meet you too!
- Did that go well? - Kinda.
Yeah.
Mom, do you want props?
Sure. [camera shutter clicking]
- Flash? - Hold on.
I'll do a hot dog with ketchup.
You don't put ketchup on hot dogs.
I'm from Chicago, you don't.
Well, I'm from Rancho Santa Fe.
[laughter]
Am I the only one having a hot dog?
Let me see it.
No, we want Gina to eat a hot dog.
Tamra, why don't you go get a hot dog
so I can take your seat?
Because why didn't you get me one?
I don't want anything on it but ketchup.
Oh, for God, you don't put ketchup on hot dogs!
What do you mean you don't put ketchup on hot dogs?
Is that so good? Do I need to go eat that?
You have to eat one.
It's really messy and not pretty.
Oh, I don't care about that,
- I just-- - But it's so good.
After the car, I just needed to settle.
Chicago dogs never have ketchup.
- Why? - If you're from Chicago,
you don't do it.
It's like ranch on your pizza to a New Yorker.
- Mm. - I love ranch on pizza.
It's so offensive. [chuckling]
Carmella should be your people 'cause she's a Midwesterner.
I know, she is my people.
We're best friends now.
Okay, good. I love that for you.
I love that you have mustard on your lips.
I love that too.
You and Carmella are best friends now?
I mean, I-- Is that what she said?
- Yeah, we're fine. - Carmella poked at her
- when we came in. - Okay, whatever.
Poked at her? What's that mean?
She's like, "Oh, are those your kids?"
She's like, "Yes, these are my kids that I left behind."
That's what she did.
We all leave our kids behind when we go traveling.
- Now it's fine. - Now it's fine.
- It's fine. - It's fine.
Vicki somewhat apologized to Carmella in Vegas.
Let's be honest.
And Vicki completely mom-shamed her.
So now you guys are the "same kind of people,"
and you and Carmella are best friends?
Yeah, no, you're not.
I'm gonna make "songria" for everyone in a minute.
- Right now? - Yeah, I brought some
"songria" stuff.
- What'd you bring? - Some "songria" stuff.
- "Songria?" - Yeah.
- "Songria!"
Songria... why are you making fun of me today?
Wait, like "songria," like, S-O-N?
But I don't think it's called "Songria."
I thought it was sangria. It's sangria.
Heather, how do you spell that? Is it S-O-N?
S-A-N? S-A-N-G--
What am I supposed to say, sangria?
- Yeah. - I think so.
Then let me make your sangria.
Which is incorrect by the way.
I always thought it was "Sang-ria."
I'm from Ohio.
We don't even have sangria in Ohio.
It's "Songria." [laughing]
You like sangria?
It's Songria. I'm sorry,
could you please say it correctly?
[laughter]
- Song! - Songria.
Do you need help? Oh, that would be lovely,
thank you.
I didn't realize, but it's kinda like a little weird,
like I didn't know how to act around Danny,
because I feel like it's like, we all know so much about him.
Oh, my God, I felt guilty that I like...
See, you guys shouldn't ask me so many questions.
Has it been better since Vegas for you?
Yeah, yeah, it has.
I go back and forth and back and forth.
Like, that's a big thing,
to step up and to help with your kids.
But sometimes I'm so angry.
- Yeah. - And I have to let go of that,
and not just for him, like, for me.
- For you, yeah. - For my kids.
My kids love Danny.
Knowing that he's trying to give my kids comfort
means so much to me.
I had a track meet, and he was like,
"Well, when's the track meet?
"Because I want to like, come."
And it like, meant a lot to me.
I do feel like it kind of chipped away
at like that wall of resentment
that I have.
Like, we're trying to rebuild and make this work.
So that's for you.
Just to try.
Thanks, Danny. That's so nice.
Thank you, Heather.
Party's at your house next.
Isn't that yummy?
It's just kind of refreshing.
It's very refreshing.
You want me to take that one back in?
Oh, thanks, honey.
What all have you got going on?
Shane and I went to dinner the other night
- just the two of us. - Oh, you told me about that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - How was that?
Things have been good lately, it was good. We got out.
I thought after your two-time sex in the day thing, like...
You had sex two times in a day?
Yeah, in one day, yes.
- In the same day? - Yeah.
Before and after dinner.
Before dinner and after dinner?
Not even, like, eight hours in between?
No, I don't know.
Oh, I suck.
But you know what else they need besides attention?
They need gratitude. And that's very hard for me.
Like, just say thank you.
"Thank you for doing the dishes,
"thank you for taking the trash out,
"thank you for taking care of the kids."
- It's like, just say it. - Just say it.
'Cause everyone wants to be seen.
I need to be better at that.
I'm gonna get a hot dog.
When you're in Orange County you have to go out
with all of us with our husbands and significant others.
- I would love that. - We're inviting you.
- Thank you. - And Shannon.
And me. I'll be the fifth wheel,
ninth wheel.
Find her a good, find her a good...
But if you can find her a nice guy...
-I'm good, right now. - She loves making out.
[chuckling]
Yeah, I like to kiss. [indistinct]
And I think she does blowjobs, too.
Okay. [laughter]
Step up.
Well, that's weird that we'd just tell him.
- It's not weird, right? - Well, it kind of is.
I'm sure he likes blowjobs.
[laughter]
Jen needs to be like a swimsuit model.
Forget houses, Jen,
you need to be a swimsuit model.
Here you go, babe.
- Me? - You're in trouble.
Thank you so much.
- Do I have a straw? - Actually, I'll get you one.
Thank you. Is that too much? I'm sorry.
- Say thank you. - Thank you so much. Thank you.
I'll give you a blowjob later. [gasps]
Mom! Oh, my God! The daughter!
- Sorry, your mom. - I'm so sorry, that was a joke.
Mom, you're gross.
That was Miss Emily's fault,
it was an inside joke.
I didn't say blowjob! I just said say thank you!
- My God. - I got confused.
Look, I'm not sure how she went from thank you to a blowjob.
But, she took it to a whole 'nother level.
That's quite a thank you.
Keep that in your inner thoughts, please.
Oh, my God. Did not realize she was standing there.
[upbeat music]
- You guys want to do pictures? - Yep.
Get in here, bitches.
[screams] She put her finger in my butt!
Heather! Come here and get your thing for your photo.
Do you want to take a picture with me?
We just took pictures.
It is your turn to take a picture.
I don't want to take a picture by myself.
You love taking pictures by yourself.
- Do this. - No, I don't.
Look at Heather. She's like, "I hate this."
- I know. - But then she's like this.
[hums fanfare]
[camera shutters] One more.
I'm leaving. You're going with me.
So your guys' birthday coming up.
- I know. - What are we gonna do for it?
Well, we have to celebrate.
I'm gonna go out with you guys individually.
I'm gonna go out with Shannon, just me and Shannon
are gonna go out.
We can't all three go out?
It's my last year before I get on Medicare,
we are flipping celebrating.
[laughter]
The trix amigas are being a little odd.
Are they excluding you?
They were taking pictures and I was walking by.
They go, "Come take a picture, take a picture by yourself."
And I go, "I don't want to take a picture by myself."
Can you go get my purse please?
Can I just sit down?
Don't put your shoes on furniture.
[sighs]
Did you have fun in Vegas?
I did have fun in Vegas.
Are you sure you had fun in Vegas?
I did, but you all have so much energy.
Like, I can't keep up.
I felt like Vegas was fun,
and I felt like all in all, it was a success.
Stand down!
Oh, for God's sake.
That might've been what she said to me.
- Yeah, that was a lot. - That was loud.
I feel like maybe we just need to back up
and maybe just kind of talk about Vegas
more than just that one isolated incident, because...
- Oh, good. Here we go. - I feel like we can do this
- in a friendly mature way. - Oh, okay, yes. Let's hear.
Yes, I'm sure we can.
You're being sarcastic, though?
- No, I'm good. - No, I'm saying
when I left Vegas, I felt irritated.
Oh? Why were you irritated?
It's always like,
I need to sit at the center of the table,
or I need to be the first person that walks in.
I never sit at the center of the table!
I don't know. It's like walking in first.
Walking first, every time we're in a group thing,
you always push me behind you.
That is not even true?
I don't know, ask Victoria. Who always walks in first?
Heather.
Heather, she just said. It was Heather.
All I care about is the good light.
[laughs] It's true.
I like Heather more today than I did the other day
because I love her mother.
- Yeah. - And she's a product
of her mother.
I just want to know why she brought sangria mix
to a pool party.
Here's the thing, we love you,
sometimes you're a lot.
You starting to cool down?
You put a lot of vodka in the other one.
No, I didn't.
Don't be trying anything tricky on me.
I feel like a lot of times
everything revolves around you and what you want.
- And that bothers you. - Well, it was irritating!
It was a little irritating,
and I just want to be honest with you about it.
Okay, well, I guess I'll have to watch that.
But guess what?
There are people that ----ing love how much I am.
Emily is very frustrating to me
because the things she accuses me of
I think are things that she does on the regular
that I don't complain about.
She's often in the middle of the photo.
She's often in the middle of the table sitting there.
She often walks ahead.
I don't care.
So why do you?
So grateful we're sitting over here in the peace.
This is the old lady section.
Rope it off.
I want to learn how to dance.
This is all I know.
It was Heather!
Sorry, I'm gonna squeeze by you.
- Get over here. Just stay here. - Yes.
Okay, we had an opportunity to talk to Danny.
He's so sweet with your kids today.
And we saw it.
- And they love him. - It's clear.
But I wanted to talk to you without being in front
of everybody because I came home from Vegas
and I was heavy-hearted.
I get it.
I appreciated your apology,
but I just wanted to make sure that we were good.
I mean, do you just feel like you went too far?
Or like, do you really have those thoughts about me?
It didn't make sense to me.
And it doesn't really matter,
it's not my choice to have it make sense.
- It just-- - But you didn't intend
to mom-shame her. It wasn't your intent.
No, I never mom-shamed you.
It could've been perceived that way, but that
wasn't your intention, so.
God, no. Didn't make sense to me.
If you want to live in Corona Del Mar,
live in Corona Del Mar.
You can't walk away thinking I was mom-shaming you,
'cause that was never my intent.
I don't really know her as a parent,
so I don't want to mom-shame her
the way Heather said I did.
But I guess Danny's filling in her role.
Many times.
I'm hopeful that she's genuine in her apology,
and in the fact that she made a mistake.
We all know Victoria said something very sh---y
- to Carmella. - Yeah.
And I don't know where you came from,
but you like, dropped from the ceiling and like,
all of a sudden you were like, in the middle of it.
It was like, I know.
I don't even know what happened.
It was like-- And you were like,
- so aggressive. - I know.
And then I was like, what just happened?
And that's when it bothers me, that like, I feel like--
Well, it does, I think it bothers both of us
because you said last year,
"I don't like that, my dad did that."
You remind me a little bit of my dad.
In public, with our family,
he would have like these outbursts.
I don't have outbursts in my family in public.
You came after me saying that.
So I'm like, what is going on here?
- Okay. - What do you mean?
- That was rude. - Don't bring my dad
- into it, Tamra. - You brought your dad into it!
- That's a little different. - Last year,
- you brought your dad into it. - Okay.
You're being aggressive, and I'm supposed to just
sit back and go, yeah.
No! Hypocrite.
She can't take her own medicine.
I believe my behavior was warranted,
but Tamra and Emily have been aggressive
many, many times over the years
in many, many different situations.
They're really not comparable.
You said, "I don't like that, my dad did that."
Don't bring my dad into it, Tamra.
You brought your dad into it!
- That's a little different. - Last year,
- you brought your dad into it. - Okay.
I hear you, and if something I do or say bothers you,
I want to hear about it.
But that's what I'm trying to do,
and I just want it to be done in a way where it's respected
and received and that there isn't an issue.
Of course.
Do you mind if I leave?
- I hate to do that. - Oh, no, I totally understand.
It's my birthday party tonight in the La Quinta.
I'll walk you out, come on.
- Hello! I'm heading out. - Oh, okay.
It's gonna take me two hours and 45 minutes
and my party starts at seven and I'm gonna get there
at seven-forty. Love you guys!
Okay, bye.
I think it's so rude of Vicki.
We came all the way here.
I don't even know where the [bleep] we are,
but we are far away from home,
and you double booked it?
Like, just be here.
Okay, thank you, doll.
Okay, bye. Drive safe.
Call us if you run out of gas.
- I'll get the hell out. - Be careful, too.
- Okay, bye, honey. - Okay, bye, Vicki!
[snickers]
- Are we okay now? - Yeah.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
- Do you feel like I heard you? - Do you feel like you heard me?
I definitely heard you.
Noted. Loud and clear.
Written down. Tattooing it.
Check the box.
- It was fun to meet Danny. - Yeah.
Do you worry about him when he's not around you?
I mean, I think the honest answer is like, yes.
But I mean it's not like he's like going out at night,
but I mean, people don't have to go out at night
to cheat, either.
Do you know, and I don't know if this is strange,
'cause this is just the way I operate with Shane,
but like, I don't know the pass code on his phone.
- I don't know anything. - I can't access his email.
Like, could you look at Terry's phone?
Yeah. But I would never think to pick it up
- and look through it. - I don't know his pass code.
Cat videos, that's all he has.
My ex saved his mistress under a different name
to like hide it.
Do you guys know that when my ex and I got back together,
we did Friday lunches.
He got up to go to the restroom and my heart was pounding.
And I knew what her number was,
and I put it in,
and it said a fake name,
and the texts seemed like they had gotten back together.
- Oh, wow. - Wow.
Vicki told me that she thought that
he was still in contact with his affair,
even though we'd reconciled for months.
But they had reconnected.
Because I confirmed that with her husband.
They flip the script.
And then you start questioning your own reality.
Wait, is it me?
Am I crazy?
Like, I guess I was so hard on myself for so long,
because I'm like, why am I not over it?
I feel like I've damaged the relationship
with myself the most.
When you don't trust yourself,
or when somebody makes you feel crazy,
like you can't trust your own intuition,
that's a problem.
I really feel like I need to go home and have sex with Shane.
[chuckles] You definitely do.
Same. I mean, not with Shane,
but, you know, whatever.
I'm just sitting here like, mm, he would never do that.
No, I know, that's what makes you appreciate.
It was really nice to see where you live
and meet your kids and stuff.
Yeah, thank you for having us.
- Thank you all for coming. - Yeah, thanks for having us.
This is so beautiful.
We're gonna have fun, bitches!
[cheering]
[yelling]
- Oh, my God! - You broke my nose!
Still to come this season
on The Real Housewives of Orange County.
Tokyo!
This familiar?
I just got your message. What's going on?
- Wait, what? - Are you serious?
You're going senile.
Are those testicles?
[retching]
Was it something we said?
No!
[upbeat music] oh, my God that is so cute.
Gina, maybe you're too bougie.
She lived in a casita.
I never lived in a ----ing casita.
I didn't feel like you belonged in our group,
and I used the word trashy.
Jeez, Heather.
Alexis and John are here.
Keep my name out of your mouth, Alexis.
This is not fair.
You are so ----ing hot,
- and Shane, he has-- - Insecurities.
Insecurity, resentment.
She's feeling good about herself,
is she gonna start looking elsewhere.
Presley's graduating.
I'm still ----ing married.
I don't know what I'm doing.
You said that we're gonna have a life plan.
We're not talking about life plan tonight, no.
On paper everything looks perfect.
In my heart, it's not.
Vicki, she said you were fake.
Bullsh--
I'm so sick of you coming at me.
- Oh, don't yell at me. - No, I can do whatever
the [bleep] I want, Vicki.
If somebody said Travis was raising my kids,
I would punch him in the face.
You could call me trashy.
You can't say things like that.
Girl, girl!
Don't come for my kids.
If you can't handle the heat,
stay out of the ----ing kitchen.
I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack.
[thud] Wait, what just happened?
[gasps] Uh oh.
Oh, my God. Vicki!
Somebody pushed me, who pushed me?
[laughter]