Previously on the Real Housewives of Orange County...
- Wow! - Welcome to Vegas!
- You ready? And your arm... - You're in my armpit!
- That's a hard hold. - Go right to the O.R.
We're in a relationship that has been severely fractured.
I'm not even close to that person
that did those things.
I'm not ever getting over it.
What are you doing with Jen?
She goes, "I thought about getting into real estate,
you should try a project with me and I'll show you what I do."
She is inviting me to do development projects with her.
I have a red flag, icky gut about her.
Don't get hurt.
I don't like being backed up to an elevator.
You've got to listen, it's like, "Woo! Woo!"
There's nothing wrong with this room.
Leave your stuff in Jen's room, please.
I've already unpacked.
What is wrong with this room
is that Heather got a better room,
in Shannon's opinion.
What bothered me, Heather,
was that there was like, no discussion.
If you had said from the beginning,
"Let's flip a coin, let's rock, paper, scissors."
Let's go, Shannon, we're swapping rooms.
I feel horrible about it.
She feels bad, but we're doing it.
[upbeat music]
My motives are like my taste,
best left unquestioned.
How do I hold it all together?
Resilience and shapewear.
The truth speaks volumes,
and I'm about to turn it up.
Just because I'm spoken for,
doesn't mean I won't speak up.
My body may be new,
but my mouth is the same as always.
I'm the center of attention and a centerfold.
I'm still the hottest housewife
and that's my opinion.
Wives come and go, but legends,
we will put up forever.
[upbeat music]
You can't wear pants, huh?
What kind of pants do you want me to wear?
Let's look at the weather.
It is the Grand Canyon.
What if we drive to the Grand Canyon tomorrow?
There's like this glass thing you can walk out on.
Oh, my gosh.
56 degrees. Bring your jacket, sugar tits.
- Knock knock! - Hi.
- Did you sleep okay? - Yeah.
The room is no different.
So what is this whole room change thing?
It was such a pain in the ass.
I told you not to move, I thought it was ridiculous.
No, she was not going to stay in here.
I didn't want to move. I had already unpacked everything.
Like, the toothbrush was in the holder.
- Do you need my help? - No, this one may need help.
She can't even get out of the bathroom yet.
I guarantee you, you're standing there
with three hats on your head and sh-- all over my counter.
I have a Diet Coke here for you.
Are you trying to bribe me with Diet Cokes?
I'm just trying to work with what I have.
You don't have much.
Why, in the situation with Heather,
didn't you go straight to the source? Come on!
- Hello? - It's so bright in here.
- It is. - Where's Tamra?
I'm waiting for everybody.
Hey, Carmella.
- Are you ready? - I am.
For the Grand Canyon?
- Hi! - Hi! You look cute all denim-y.
- Thank you. - Hi.
[repeated knocking] That's a very aggressive knock.
Oh, my God!
[scooter squeaking] Is this for Victoria?
Yes.
Watch out!
What the hell?
When in Vegas, you walk.
And I know my friend Vicki is in pain with her knee.
Tomorrow can you get me a scooter?
[laughter]
I've got to stand up, ow.
Get your head out of my vagina!
Good morning, Victoria. [scooter beeping]
- It's your scooter. - Does it have a horn?
- Don't run into her! - Oh, my God.
- Really, Shannon? - Sorry.
- I didn't hit you, did I? - You hit her in the leg!
- You just ran over me! - I'm so sorry.
- ing bitch. - You just road killed her!
What is Shannon thinking? Her heart is there,
she definitely wants to help me, but...
come on, you almost killed me.
- Jen! - Yes.
- Can I borrow my purse today? - Why?
I brought it for today.
I just got it, I've never worn it.
I knew Shannon had just got this green Valentino bag.
Just to taunt her a little bit,
because I changed rooms, I took the bag.
What are you doing? You're like a bag lady!
She wants to pick one of my bags.
No, I'm getting one of your bags,
this is the prize--
You want the new green one?
Yeah, I'll take the green one.
My Grand Canyon outfit requires the green bag.
I don't have another bag that's going to work.
So typical that she already needs to borrow it, oh, my God.
Let's go, guys.
We're going to miss the Grand Canyon.
We're going to have fun.
You guys, I'd watch out!
I'm going to be black and blue up to my anus.
- Not the anus! - Beep beep!
[upbeat music]
- Oh, we're taking two cars. - Alright, we'll see you there.
Where's Vicki? [honking]
Okay, can I just leave this here?
I don't mind being in the back, I just... I just need--
- Who else is in here? - Vicki.
Yeah.
I went to go talk to her last night
and she was really all frazzled.
- What? - Why?
Because her daughter... Her daughter is sick.
Hey, baby. I've been calling you.
I have an IV coming for you at 4:30 this afternoon,
but try to get some water, okay?
Okay, love you.
- What happened? - She got the flu.
Hey baby, how are you feeling?
- I just don't feel well. - I'm so sorry, honey.
How old is she?
Who is staying with her?
Her older sister is taking care of her
and then Danny is staying with her.
It shouldn't be a big deal that he's taking care of your kid.
Yeah, I don't think it is, but I definitely feel grateful.
Faith, she's still not feeling well,
which makes me feel very uncomfortable
because Danny's not, like, the caretaker.
Yes, he'll help with rides or something,
but like, I'm the parent.
You fall in love with your step kids,
you know what I mean? You just do for them
like you do for your own kids.
But at least they're older.
When I filed for divorce, at the time,
the kids were three, four, five and six.
- Wait, so, you did file? - Oh, I did, yeah.
Oh.
Because we are in business together,
we kept kind of just like, kicking it down the road.
Their dad is a great quarterback,
but business is not his thing.
I manage a portfolio.
And I quit my job to raise them so he could live out his career.
This woman does not make sense on anything that she says.
There's just something wrong here, you know.
I don't know why nobody else is seeing it.
Can you explain to me what business
Carmella is going to do with you, Jen?
No, I cannot. I don't have a real estate license,
I'm not an interior designer,
I don't have a developer's license.
When she told me, I feel like it's like,
putting the cart before the horse.
I think you need to establish foundation
and friendship first before you throw out, like,
business ventures to people.
Any time that money is involved in any kind of friendship,
especially a new friendship,
that is a disaster waiting to happen.
What if she hires you and she's like,
"Okay, you've got to pick up my dry cleaning and my coffee."
- Okay, for 20 grand? - A year. That's a lot.
I mean, that's not a lot.
Look at the Grand Canyon. It's big.
That's what she said.
Who found the Grand Canyon?
Yeah, like why do we even know--
What explorer found the Grand Canyon?
I assume when they created the 13 colonies
and we all started expanding west... they just found it.
So you just were in your horse and buggy?
And they're like, "Wow, look at that big hole--"
"Don't hang a left because there's a big ditch."
"Yeah, let's just go this way."
Who found the Grand Canyon?
I assume many people did.
I am not Magellan, I can barely get to 7/11.
Do you think I know who found the Grand Canyon?
[upbeat music]
Where's your Hoveround?
Well, we can't do it here.
My God, my legs aren't working after that drive.
- This is fun. - I know.
What's the purpose of the booties?
That's so you don't scratch up the skywalk.
I don't know about this. I don't know--
Oh, my God!
I don't know that I can do this.
Look how beautiful it is. This is like God's country!
I'm going to barf.
What are you doing? Walk. What is the problem?
[stammering]
- Well, first, I'm tripping. - Do you not know how to walk?
- Don't look down! - Look. You go like this.
- Okay, I'll do it with you. - Look at her.
Oh, my gosh, how are you doing this?
- I see animals down there. - Isn't it cool?
That would be a terrible way to die.
[screaming and laughter]
I feel like my vagina is going to fall off.
I don't know whose idea it was
to put all these accident-prone women
out on a glass bridge over the Grand Canyon.
Vicki really should have floaties on,
or bubble wrap or something.
Oh, I don't think I can do it.
I'm like, really light-headed.
[exhales deeply]
I'm terrified.
I am just going to die, like, on the skywalk.
[screaming] Stop it!
- Oh, my God, oh, my God. - No, no! You're fine!
Carmella, stop it!
I cried on a Disneyland ride, like the virtual one
that you're not really in the air,
but you feel like you're in the air.
My kids were like, "Mom, this is embarrassing."
- Oh, my God. - Oh, wow.
I think there are beverages coming.
Heather, did you orchestrate this?
[cheering]
Alright!
If the champagne had come out before, I mean, my gosh,
maybe we would've been running on the platform.
But we'll take it now, please.
Cheers! Woo!
[echoing]
- Guys, we have two options. - Okay.
- We can go ziplining. - Okay.
Or do, like, a cultural experience.
- I'll do the cultural. - Yeah, me too.
Oh, come on, you wimps!
If you're doing cultural, go over here.
If you're doing ziplining, go over here.
I feel empowered that I stood on that bridge.
Zip liners, let's go!
I've ziplined a lot before.
In Mexico, Costa Rica,
and stepping out of the comfort zone
and ziplining over the Grand Canyon
sounds so much fun. I think I can do it.
Hope you don't die today!
[upbeat music]
Ow. I feel like we're in a ghost town.
[country music]
Is there a saloon that we could stop by first?
I need a beer or a shot of tequila or something.
Who do you have to know to whoop it up around here with?
Zipline, here.
- Oh, hello. - Hello, how are you?
Hi.
If you can have a seat on the bench,
my guys are going to harness you up.
Just slide your feet through here.
- I can't bend this knee. - This foot?
Both feet. There you go.
Do they have big brain helmets?
Not a tight fit.
We're going super high up there. Oh, God!
- No----ing way. - Seven flights! Let's go.
We're going way over there?
To the other side of the world?
I'm afraid even walking here.
Now that I'm here and seeing the Grand Canyon,
it is way, way, way, way down there.
If you fall out of this thing, you're done.
I'm going to have diarrhea.
What are you doing, Shannon Storms Beador?
[groaning]
I love my mommy! Oh, she's dead.
[screaming]
[gagging]
[dramatic music]
[birds squawking]
[groaning]
I love my mommy! Oh, she's dead.
[crying]
[screaming]
[crying]
- Is everybody up here? - No. It could be an hour.
It might be a while.
Ah!
We're all going to die.
I have a lot of life insurance on me,
I'll tell you that much right now.
I felt like the cultural experience could've been
- a good choice. - Better. Better, much better.
Yeah.
You are welcome to the Hualapai Nation
on the reservation that we have been here since time began.
We have tribal members come out
and perform our traditional song and dance.
It's telling a little story.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
[instruments clack]
[singing in Hualapai]
Yes.
What are you saying in your story?
We're the birds. This is our final resting place.
- So, this is our home. - That was beautiful.
Thank you, guys, so much.
Just wanted to understand it a little bit better.
[tense music]
- Victoria, are you ready to go? - Yeah, you two, go.
I am not going first! No, no, no, no!
My life is flashing before my eyes.
I can't believe I would say yes to something like this.
[gagging]
Did I tell Michael I loved him?
My four grandkids, did I tell them I love them?
My daughter, my son, my son-in-law.
Coto Insurance, who's going to run Coto Insurance?
I've got to not do this.
- Three, two... one. - Oh, my God.
[screaming]
Okay, it's not bad, it's not bad. It's not bad.
[screaming]
Oh, my God!
- Where are they? Are they dead? - They fell?
Okay, break. Thank you, God.
[yelling]
- Oh sh--. - Oh, f...
I think I might've blacked out,
but the parts that I remember, I enjoyed it.
I don't think I can do it.
God, I wish I wasn't such a wimp.
Shannon and Victoria!
Get your asses on the zipline and get down here, now!
- Okay, I want-- - We're waiting for you.
We're not allowed to leave until you come across.
Okay, okay. [walkie-talkie beeps]
Why is it beeping? Can you hear me?
Hello? [walkie-talkie beeps]
I really am too scared.
Chicken.
[clucking]
Then, let's go meet them, then.
No! I'm not going on my butt. Jeez, this is...
- Like, this is something else. - It's too much.
[bird squawking]
Wow, look at that view.
- Whoa, so pretty. - Wow.
It's so peaceful, you guys.
It makes me want to cry.
Aw, are you getting emotional right now?
That's so sweet. Aw.
I'm really happy that you're doing so well.
This year, you're like, such a different person.
And I could just tell, in everything that you're doing,
and how you're communicating, that you're just feeling better.
I just, kinda just, let things go,
and just appreciate my friendships
and try not to get angered or triggered
by things that don't really matter.
I love this Tamra.
I love seeing her balanced, happy, engaging, fun.
I hope this is her trajectory,
because it really looks good on her.
- To the future! - Woo!
- Gosh. - This is... gorgeous
- in the sunlight. - Look how pretty this is.
Wow.
Oh, goodness. You know what I was thinking?
I feel like maybe you should say something to Shannon.
Just about, like, the tantrums and like,
the behavior and the meltdowns.
Oh, over the room?
Yeah. At the end of the day, it was just because
Heather had something better,
and she felt like she deserved it.
One million percent, Emily is so right.
Shannon is definitely directing her energy in the wrong place.
You look crazy because you don't just address the realness
of whatever your problem is.
Oh, hi.
I literally was thinking I could do this,
and then I saw the line.
- It wasn't that bad. - It's not that bad.
- I'm humiliated. - As you should be.
- And alive. - But I don't understand
why you still have this on?
Nobody took it off us.
So if you want to start taking it off me,
I'm good with that.
Step out. Do you need help? Here, lean on my back.
- Thank you. - Well, we were talking
before you came up. I was saying,
from my perspective, I kind of feel badly about Jen,
about the room.
It feels like a meltdown.
I feel like, Shannon, when you have something that you feel,
you should just say it.
You guys, what angered me
is that Heather always cares about the room,
and you know that she does.
And she walked in and sat on the bed, and I go,
"Oh. Is this your room?" And she goes,
"Well, I took my shoes off, yeah, it is.
And Jen's going to be in the primary,
so you take that room there." And I thought,
"Don't tell me what I'm doing."
She peed on it. She peed on the bed.
What I care about is...
Heather's air of, "It's Heather's way."
Then that's what you should've said at dinner.
I thought I did say that.
You're saying it didn't come across that way?
It did not come across that way.
Then I'll have another talk with her.
This is a wake-up call for me.
I need to be honest with Heather.
Lord knows she's honest with everybody else here.
Having an issue with Heather, it's not easy.
You've got to have your points ready to go,
you've got to eat some protein first,
maybe do some calisthenics.
I think people avoid it sometimes
because they just don't have it in them.
They're just tired.
I'm getting super meltdown right now.
No, no, no. No more meltdowns.
You guys, I... I get sensitive.
And I... I've prided myself on the fact
that I don't demand the best room,
like Heather does all the time.
[dramatic music]
Alright, let's go.
Coming up...
- We do not do children. - I'm telling you--
I don't do your kids, her kids, her kids, or my kids.
- Don't talk to me that way. - No kids!
[jazzy music]
Jen, I'm just going to talk to her now.
Oh, good. Yeah, do you want me to step out?
- Yeah, no, it's fine. - Go ahead.
So, when we came into the room,
I said, "Is this your room?" You go,
"Yeah, 'cause I took my shoes off." It bothered me.
What you don't understand is it has nothing to do with room.
It was that the decision was made
and I felt like it wasn't talked about,
and that's what bothered me.
I hear what you're saying. But I don't 100% agree with you.
You have a voice. If it bothered you,
and you felt that way, tell me.
I don't like to hurt people's feelings
and I would like to remind everybody,
I don't have someone that I...
I've just been feeling really lonely in the last week.
When there is an altercation or I don't feel good,
I don't have somebody to come home and talk to about it.
I don't have a partner to bounce sh-- off of.
But Shannon, we're good enough friends,
we can have this conversation.
I don't care about the room.
I feel terrible that she's lonely,
but this has been two days of,
"Heather should've talked to..."
[stammering]
Say how you feel, let's discuss it, move on.
I'm sorry I didn't say anything.
I wish you had said something because you were upset
and we could've flipped a coin or done something.
Well... it accumulated, the upset accumulated.
Okay.
I think this is the best apology
that I'm going to get from Heather.
I just wish that Heather would say,
"You know what? Yeah, I contributed, too.
I was maybe inconsiderate."
I'm going to get dressed.
Okay, so, where are we going?
I don't know.
Wherever the night takes us.
[upbeat music]
Woohoo! [honking]
Alright, let's do this.
[cheering] Big energy.
- You want to play with us? - Yeah, let's do it! Come on.
Come on, baby, blackjack, come on.
[cheering]
I love gambling and I really love blackjack.
When I win, it's like, woo!
I got 3,500 on red!
Game on, biotch!
- Hi. - Hi!
Give me a ten. Yes, yes!
[cheering]
Number five. [cheering]
Why do the rich keep getting richer?
I'm not a big gambler, but I kind of wish
that my numbers would come up a little bit more often
like Dubrow's.
You want to blow on the ball.
Carmella. Today, did you have fun?
- We had so much fun. - Oh, you did?
Is this normal?
In our car today, like, some of the girls were saying
that they felt like it was odd
that you're building a business team
before working on friendships.
Are we just not used to supporting each other?
Is that not a... Because I want--
- No, we can support each other. - Right?
We do support each other.
It's awfully loud over here, what's going on?
- I won a lot of chips. - Yay!
It should be a happy thing, not a contentious thing.
- What happened? - I asked Carmella if...
She's talking about the business thing.
- You thought it was weird. - I did, I said that.
I said that to her when she told me.
We have a new friendship, she wants to try something new.
Like, I want to support her in that.
So what? Be an employee? Be a partner?
The way you presented it like that,
- that makes sense to me. - We're not starting a company.
But when you told me about it at your house, you were like,
"Oh, I'll just have her help me and I'll throw her 20 grand."
How do you decide how much of a kickback Jen gets?
- For like... - I told her, like,
20 thousand bucks.
I just feel bad, sweetie.
I feel like you're defending yourself
for your generosity and your kindness.
Like, honestly. You don't deserve that.
It's a lot of red flags. We're just wondering!
- Who is wondering? - Oh, don't touch!
- It's a red flag! - They're watching you!
I have never, in my life,
done something that I thought was nice
and had it picked apart to this degree.
I'm sorry.
I literally feel like I'm on a witness stand
and I'm just getting hammered with all of these questions.
It really makes you regret trying to be nice.
I'm like, "Sh--, last time I'll do that."
You're our new friend. I like you as a person,
but I don't like the fact of all these unknowns.
Do you live in Orange County? Yes or no?
I live in Rancho Santa Fe.
I have a second home in Orange County.
And you left your kids in San Diego.
- Okay, don't. - That's bizarre to me.
People have different living situations.
I always put my children first. That's below the belt.
I understand that, but then why are you in Orange County?
I have a job.
It doesn't make sense. Because at 14 years old,
one year older than my grandson,
there's no way my daughter would leave that child.
- No way. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Vicki, that's real, we're not doing children.
No, no. No. No. No. No.
- Don't tell me what to do. - No.
- Move on. - Don't talk to me that way.
I'm telling you, at 14, 15, 16, 17, I'm with my kids.
- Vicki! - You are too.
No kids.
My children know who their mom is.
- Stand down. - Don't talk to me that way.
This has gone too far.
How Carmella chooses to parent is none of Vicki's business.
Victoria is completely off bases.
I think she's completely wrong.
I think she sounds like a buffoon.
You cannot criticize someone as a mother.
I didn't say as a mother.
I know who I am as a mom.
I don't need to defend that.
That's one place in life, I'm mother----ing solid.
If you don't want to get to know me,
then don't get to know me.
But then shut your mouth.
- Good? - Good.
I'm going to bed.
Why is everybody drinking Carmella's Kool-Aid?
Maybe Carmella gave everybody a vibrator
and that's why they're all excited about her. Weird.
Crazy town. Bye!
Have a good night.
[bleep] that bitch.
[chuckles]
[bleep] that bitch. [bleep] her and her scooter.
[bleep] her.
Do we want to go to the club? Are you good?
I'm going to go to bed. I'm exhausted.
[alarm blaring] What is that alarm?
Should we be evacuating? What is happening?
Hopefully, Vicki evacuates.
This is when it's like, we know it's done. Just go home.
Coming up...
[crashing] Vicki! Vicki.
She crashed!
I didn't mean to do that.
She's got to buy all of that now!
[upbeat music]
- Hi. - Hello.
How are you doing? How are the kids?
- Fine. In school. - Yeah?
Is Luke at school? He keeps texting me.
- Yeah, don't text him back. - Oh, alright.
You send Annabelle grilled cheese
when I'm trying to make her eggs,
and then you send her a grilled cheese sandwich.
I feel bad I'm not there. I get guilted into things.
You buy it for her when you're here.
Because I love her.
- Knock, knock! - Hi!
- Good morning! - Wow, you're already so pretty.
You guys, I got up early.
- Oh, hi. - Hi.
And I'm still riding a high from the club.
- The club. - I love the club!
[cheering]
I was a shot girl in college.
I'm a club rat.
- She taught me to do this. - I taught her a fist pump.
- With vigor. - Yes, you have to go. Go!
[electronic music]
Wait, was my arm shaking?
Does it look fat? Shoot.
Has anyone heard from Carmella?
No.
Do you want to go check on her with me?
- Oh, I'll go with you. - Tell her we said good morning.
Okay.
- Hello. - Hey.
Are we safe out here, Carmella?
I mean now that there's three of us, so.
- Wow, was that awkward? - It was terrible.
- Oh, my God. - How are you feeling?
I feel awful. The narrative was like so far from the truth.
You don't know me. But to then say, like,
that I left my kids.
My kids are everything. I live for them.
Vicki told us to not engage or get to know Carmella
the entire time we were in the car
on the way to the Grand Canyon.
That was such a missed opportunity
for you to get to know Carmella and what she's about.
If anything, I show my kids, like,
what it's like to hustle and to work,
which I see her doing.
Why can you win but nobody else can?
It's almost like that mentality of like, is it insecurity?
You're here and everybody else is here.
What happened last night?
There was so much yelling and screaming at the table.
You were mom-shaming Carmella and calling her a bad mom.
Never said bad mom.
I know she's a good mom. She's freaking out
because she's away from her kids.
She's been calling, she's been wanting to go home.
I appreciate that she's a good mom,
but I'm looking from the outside in,
and I feel like Carmella is buying her way into this.
"I'll employ you, I'll give you a vibrator
and a Chanel purse." You've got to just take it slow
with new people coming in your life
because not everybody is truthful.
I've been through it with my ex-boyfriends,
I believed everything they'd tell me was true
and the reality was, it wasn't.
You really have to just vet people out.
I get what you're saying,
but I think you should at least apologize.
She wants to be my friend? Ish?
Then you have to be honest with us.
This same exact thing has happened to me.
I came into this group of women
and I started to get questioned about my personal life.
You're so nonchalant about getting divorced.
Like, it's just... it bothers me.
You don't have a moral compass.
You sound stupid. I don't do stupid.
- And that really wounded me. - I can't imagine, like,
you being in that position.
I guess it softens the blow a little bit
that I'm not the only person that Vicki has targeted.
But there needs to be a level of accountability taken.
You're a grown-ass woman, - ing act like it.
[upbeat music]
[gasps] What did you just do?
How long until you're ready?
- I'm ready. - Alright, me too.
Let's go to this scavenger hunt.
What's a Heather Dubrow Scavenger Hunt?
I don't know.
Probably looking for money, and diamonds, and Chanel bags.
Okay, everybody! Who's ready to go have some fun!
Yay! Let's go!
I've done scavenger hunts with my family before
and it's really, really fun.
You've got to think quickly and you have to work as a group
and no one is going to have time to think about,
"Oh, do I like you, do I not like you,
are you pissing me off?" No, no, no. Just go, go, go.
Come on, Carmella! Let's go! Woo!
[upbeat music]
Welcome to famous Fremont Street!
- Love it. - Woo!
I've organized a scavenger hunt for us.
And on my team is going to be Shannon and myself,
and Emily and Carmella.
And then on the other team is then Tamra and Vicki,
and Gina and Jen.
So, before we go, I want to make sure
everyone knows who you are.
No, you did not!
Come on!
- So, here's Jen. - Thank you.
Loved coming up with all of our showgirl names.
Thank God ChatGPT knows us all so well.
Wait, no, I like this one: Jenny Stardust.
- I do feel Jenny Stardust. - Oh, my God! We got it!
So we did Jenny Stardust,
Carmella Rouge, Heather Highroller,
Emily Elektra, Gina Jackpot,
Tamra Tease, Vicki Vavoom,
Shannon Del Mar. They're so good!
When you've done five things,
one person from your team has to ride
the zipline to the end.
- Okay. - Okay.
Each team has to nominate who's going to ride the zipline.
- Victoria. - Vicki wants to.
I think that I might redeem myself.
You can't chicken out, you have to like, be fearless.
- Are you ready? - Yes, I am!
Okay! Alright.
I'm not going to chicken out like I did
over the Grand Canyon.
I saw a little kid go do it, so I think I got this.
On your mark, get set, go!
[upbeat music]
Oh, we're not really running.
I'm running. I'm running!
[honking]
Can we just start a dance party right here? Yeah.
We've got to get other people to dance!
Come dance with us.
Yeah, there you go, thank you.
Woo!
Excuse me, excuse me. [honking]
Excuse me, excuse me.
Get some of those. Yes.
Oh, the hats are good. Oh, the beads are good!
Got it.
Come on, come on!
[crashing] Vicki! Vicki.
- She crashed! - I didn't mean to do that.
She's got to buy all of that now!
This scooter should be an advantage to us,
not a liability.
Let's model walk, right here.
Will you do me a favor. Would you be our cameraman?
[intriguing music]
Come on! Win something! Casino!
Come on, pony! Come on! Come on, pony!
Alright, we need an animal.
Oh, there's a bird! Turn around.
- Got it! - Vicki!
I'm coming! Chili dog!
There is like this lowkey voice in my head that's thinking,
"Is this what Heather has done to us
just to be able to get good content for her TikToks?"
- See, I learned this. - Aye!
[laughter]
Ah, she laughed! She laughed, perfect.
- What's your injury? - ACL.
Me too. I've got meniscus.
They're bonding, bonding over your knee injury.
Come on, we're on the clock, ladies.
- On the clock, miss! - On the clock, miss!
What are you doing?
Come on!
Beep, beep, beep, beep!
- What's happening? - Go down the zipline!
I'm going right now!
They're coming across the street right now.
Get up there, Vicki! Go, Vicki! Go!
Ow! Ow! Ow, my knee!
Shannon, run! Run.
Come on, she's going, go! Go get her! Get her, Shannon.
You got this.
Shannon! Shannon! Woo!
I'm going to conquer
this ziplining fear that I have,
because it's not that high. Is it?
[screaming]
Shannon! Shannon, hold on for me!
Shannon! Wait, wait, wait!
I'm waiting, hurry the [bleep] up!
I am not ready.
[echoing scream]
[screaming and crying]
Dear Lord Jesus Christ, oh, my God.
Thank you for, thank you for my life.
Okay, I know I'm going to heaven.
Thank you, Jesus, for my life.
Three, two, one!
[upbeat music]
[screaming]
They're coming!
This is redemption!
[screaming]
Yes! Victoria!
Oh, my God.
[gasping]
I'm quite proud of myself that I completed a zipline.
Check off the box. Done.
[cheering]
[screaming]
I am shocked.
Literally shocked that these two women
were able to accomplish this mission.
I'm proud of them.
And just because I feel like Jackpot Gina has got
one more trick up her sleeve, I organized us a ride home.
- Yeah! - Come on. Come on.
[honking] Come, bitches.
What the heck!
- Cartzilla! - Here we go, ladies.
- Do you like it? - I love it!
This is the trip of riding in vehicles.
We've got a scooter, zipline, cartzilla,
we've got a lot of things going on
to get us from point A to point B.
Let's go!
[honking and screaming]
- Oh, my gosh. - Okay, that's fun.
- It's got a little giddy up. - I like the horn.
Woo!
Do you love it?
[cheering]
We love Vegas!
Vegas!
[cheering]
[whooping]
Woo!
Oh, my God.
Home, sweet home!
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- Great driving. - Thank you.
Whoa! The door almost hit me in the face.
[upbeat music]
Jenny. I think that do is a good look.
- You like my do? - It screams Jenny Star.
- Hey. - Oh, is there a kid
in the background?
- You've got her. - I miss you guys.
Mom, tomorrow, can I get picked up
at 12 o'clock for school?
- I'm basically sick, still. - Maybe.
Because then I just have--
Yeah, I miss you, so yes, let's do it.
We'll go to the mall.
Yay. Thanks.
[upbeat music]
Oh, my God, this is so sexy.
- Hi! - Ooh!
Oh, good, it's not cold out here at all.
Let's go sit out.
It's so pretty.
You look so beautiful.
Let me see, let me see.
Ooh! Wow.
Oh, you have a tail feather.
- That's nice. - Very dramatic.
[honking]
[groans]
Carmella, do you want to get a drink?
Oh, what do I want.
Do you have just like, a red wine blend?
- I have Cabernet. - Okay, that's good.
Two, please.
Would you like something to drink?
- They have Tito's. - Hi.
I owe you a hug and a sincere apology.
Where is Vicki?
She's right there, talking to Carmella.
- Why is Tamra there? - Did Carmella go up to her?
Tamra probably shouldn't be there.
Maybe they're just talking about her scooter.
I didn't mean to come off so strong.
You've been through hurt, I've been through hurt,
I don't trust a lot of people in my life
and it takes a lot, you know?
Verify and trust. Trust and verify.
I just think that Carmella needs to feel like it's one-on-one.
Tamra! Grab your drink and come here,
I want to tell you something.
I'll let you guys talk. I can't get out.
She's locked in.
I made you feel horrible and I... I'm sorry.
There's definitely a lot of peer pressure coming at me
about apologizing to Carmella.
What you said was really harsh.
We're protective of you, this is not a good look for you.
You crossed a line and now you need to apologize
for crossing the line.
I just want all of the ladies to stop yapping in my ears.
I'll apologize and then let's see where it goes.
I'm embarrassed that I would make you feel that way.
I've got to make it up to you and I'm sorry.
I appreciate it, and I'm happy to put it behind us.
Thank you for that. That's a quality.
- Thank you. - I really respect you.
Thank you for apologizing. I understand.
I, wholeheartedly, I came back to my room, I'm like,
"What happened to me?"
Vicki apologizing to me, I'm just going to accept it
because I don't want to have another dinner
where we're arguing,
but I'm definitely not over the things that were said.
They were pretty awful.
Let's have fun and I want to put it behind us.
Who's hungry?
Coming up...
If you're not taking care of your man,
somebody else will. And I'm just saying...
- take your pants off. - Drop your drawers!
- Take your pants off. - So that's it? Simple.
[upbeat music]
Ooh! Sushi.
Oh, I love some edamame.
Can we have the crispy rice, please?
I want the whole thing.
Here, hold that.
Oh, my gosh, you guys. This is insanity.
Victoria, did you apologize?
Yes, I apologized, deeply.
I put my nose where it didn't belong
- and I got it out-- - Thank you, Vicki.
All that's important to me is, like, I love my kids.
You know what I recognize in this, too,
like Danny, he is trying so hard.
- To step up. - Taking care of my kids
while I'm away on this trip.
Like he's making them the steak the way that I make it
so that they feel like... their mom's there.
Like, he really, really stepped up.
- That's nice. - It's a little eye opening.
Maybe I do need to soften.
Infidelity, it hardens you, like...
With the person you love, like,
being vulnerable should be a beautiful thing.
And I look at it like the enemy.
Because I can't protect myself if I'm vulnerable.
Do you think that if you soften, you're doing it for him?
- Yes, and it's like... - But what if you soften
and you're doing it for yourself?
I had to do that with Shane, because I was so pissed at him,
and I had so much resentment, we hadn't talked for weeks
and it was just bad. He was overwhelmed with kids
and all the things and then, I just...
I made the first move, you know what I mean?
But it's hard to make the first move.
It is, because I, well I... I'm probably like you, like,
I would call myself a hard-ass too.
I'm always intense. I've always been like that.
But I do know that Shane would like it
if I showed more gratitude and initiated more things
and I need to do that more.
So, Emily, are you going to go back and... with Shane?
- Yeah. - Are you on a roll now?
Are you going to do naked taco Tuesday?
What is that?
All our kids are gone.
Maybe our new hobby is walking around the house naked
- and see what happens. - So, like, naked Tuesday?
You've got it sex it up.
Can you please have sex with your husband?
I'm not the horniest thing in the world.
Do we need to have your levels checked?
- Yeah, probably. - Your libido is tanking?
- Yes. - Oh, we've got to fix that!
Yeah, we don't like that.
I will never do the testosterone pellets,
but I've got to break out the lingerie and...
It's exhausting at my age.
I think the secret is, you do have to schedule it.
- So do you say, "Tonight!" - Yes.
Oh, Terry will be like this,
"Hey, honey. It's been a minute."
And I go, "Yeah." Or I'll say it to him.
I do not make plans for sex.
Because it probably would get canceled because I'm so busy.
Like, if I plan next Tuesday at four o'clock
and I'm not home at four,
then what's the point of planning it, right?
I always initiate.
- What? - He will never deny me,
- but I'm always initiating. - We know.
I was going to ask Vicki...
Bring it on, bring it on.
I'm not great at that.
If you're not taking care of your man, somebody else will.
And my momma taught me that.
Mike works really hard, really long,
and he's getting older. And I'm just saying,
"Take your pants off." He's like, "Really?"
- That's it. That's it. - Take your pants off.
Take your pants off.
It's all practice.
- Drop your drawers! - Take your pants off!
[overlapping chatter]
Okay! We're good!
So that's it, simple.
Shannon, how are you pleasuring yourself?
You said you haven't had sex in a couple of years.
What in the world is going on with our family dinner tonight?
I'm good. I'm good.
Shannon, you have to put yourself out there,
- because not everybody-- - What if she doesn't want to?
But you have to put yourself out there!
Can I tell you something, though, Shannon?
After knowing you for so many years,
you have never been with anyone that deserves you.
Ever. You have not found the love of your life,
you have not met that person yet.
You're such a special person and you deserve all of that.
The only thing I worry about for you is that you always go,
"I'm okay by myself and I'm doing this."
But what did I say to you yesterday?
- I know, I know. - What did you say?
I said, in the last week or so, I've been lonely.
- Aw. - Because I come home
and if there's like--
You're missing having a person.
...or a conversation with you that didn't maybe go so well,
I don't have someone to call, to talk to and say,
"Well, it wasn't the best night."
You deserve to have a person to come home to
and bitch to about all of us. You deserve that.
Stop saying you don't want somebody in your life
and you're not ready for it. Stop saying that.
The girls are right. It's time for me to start dating.
It's scary, but we're all here for you.
There have been quite a few occasions recently
where I come home and it's like, talking to the dogs.
And it's made me think.
I'd like to open my heart to meeting someone,
but I'm not going to lie, I am very, very afraid.
Just say, I'm open to...
I am open to the universe!
- To bring me a man! - A penis!
We've been in Vegas too long!
We've got to go home.
This was so much fun, guys!
To Jenny Stardust!
Jenny Stardust, woo!
[cheering]
Showgirls forever!
Next on the Real Housewives of Orange County...
Oh my god.
I'm like an old woman, like, my dad.
I would love to introduce you to Danny.
- Hi! - How long ago was it
that you cheated on her? Was it like, recently?
- I'm sorry! - That's so loud!
With Vicki, do you feel like
you let her off pretty easy, too?
I do.
These are the kids that I left behind.
You were so aggressive. You said last year,
- "My dad did that." - Don't bring my dad into it.
You brought your dad into it!