Previously this season on
The Real Housewives of Orange County...
- [whistle blares] - [cheering]
Oh, my God!
- Shots, shots, shots, shots! - Oh, my God.
- This is Katie. - Hi, boo!
She's my friend.
- Have you met Heather? - I have.
You're telling me Heather Dubrow
alerted the paparazzi that she's gonna be at Disneyland.
I wouldn't go up against Heather.
On the lives of my children,
I have never called a paparazzi.
- You did. - [all gasping]
Shannon Beador drove her car into a home
and then decided to leave.
Do you ever feel like sobriety is the best thing for you?
I don't do it that often.
You decided to drive your car into a house drunk.
You need to stop.
What, I'm covering your bullsh--.
Hello.
Obviously, I have a long history with Alexis.
How do you feel about seeing Shannon?
I have your ex-boyfriend.
If you don't like it,
there's the door, Shannon Beador.
Enjoy my sloppy seconds.
What does Ryan do?
He just sits around and plays in the sunshine.
I don't think anybody is prepared to see
who the real Ryan is.
How's the FBI going for you?
FBI?
I would like to invite you guys to go to London.
- Oh, sh--! - Fly!
[all exclaiming]
Look at this!
- [all cheering] - London!
Katie's daughter told me the twins said,
"We don't like Heather, she's mean to my mom."
She's putting me in a position
where you and I could have an issue.
That is a bullsh-- story.
I am done.
Tamra said...
You did a----ing background check on Ryan.
[bleep] you.
The entire text message would incriminate Shannon.
Shannon tried to find out if you threw Travis down the stairs.
This has to stop here.
You're the one that investigates everybody.
- Bullsh--. - I'm out.
I'll take an Uber.
She's----ing evil.
♪
- Welcome. - Hi.
- I'm meeting some girlfriends. - Perfect.
I'll get you guys going.
- Okay, thank you. - Thank you.
I see my friend over there.
Are you ready to throw some axes?
We couldn't just go to the mall?
No, look, we're wearing the same thing.
We're always coordinating.
- I know. Hi. - How are you?
Of course you would wanna do this, wild woman.
So, I thought Shannon was coming today, no?
I think so, yeah.
When she ended up leaving and flying home
on a different flight, I felt badly.
Do you know that Shannon left?
Yes, we heard her leave.
She and Tamra going at each other like that constantly,
like, that's just too much.
She told me that you were trying to dig up
information prior to the reunion about Travis.
Oh, my God, Tamra, you were so involved in that.
Tamra and Shannon are both at fault.
The thing is, Shannon is working on herself.
You know what, Gina? I feel horrible.
Had I remembered that all of that had transpired,
I would have absolutely
- come clean about it. - Well, thank you.
You had this fake news information
and you didn't bring it up.
I don't know if I could say the same for Tamra.
So, did you hear about Jenn?
No, why? What happened?
- I'll just let her tell you. - Hi.
- Hi.
- Here. - Oh, my God, Jenn!
I know, no sh--, right? Sorry.
- I hate to be like that and-- - You are engaged?
Yes! In the----ing Bahamas.
- That's amazing, though. - Thank you.
Congratulations.
Ryan and I went to the Bahamas after London
and we were in the sand.
He's kind of fidgeting around, and it clicked.
I had my phone in my hand.
I chunked my phone because I'm like,
"Ask me, let's go!"
It was like slow-mo when he got down on one knee
and it was just, "yes, yes, yes."
We are engaged!
Who's ready to whoop some axe?
[all laughing]
Do you feel better now?
Are you ready to whoop axe?
I'm glad you didn't have an axe in London.
- I was done with-- - You were done "whoop axing"?
- I was done whooping, yeah. - You were over it?
Okay, I have a little something-something to tell you.
- Are you freaking serious? - Yes, I'm serious.
Everyone was talking down to you,
"it's not gonna work," and you proved everybody wrong.
- I've come around with Ryan. - I know. Thank you for that.
Everybody deserves a second chance
to make better choices, to be a better person.
I do think Ryan treats Jenn well,
but I do think that maybe there's some red flags.
I'm so happy for her and I hope it genuinely works out.
But instead of a ring like this,
couldn't he just have given her the rent?
All right, ladies, you're gonna grab the axe,
go straight above your head, let it dangle,
then it's just a pulling motion straight down, okay?
- Can I try that one? - Go for it.
Envision someone on that target, Shannon.
You know who.
You're a liar and you're a drunk!
Oh, lordy!
Maybe I have a little bit of aggression in me
and putting it in the axe.
[imitating gunshot]
- Whoo! - Come on, Emily, go!
- Whoo! - Yes!
Oh, my God.
So, there is a party.
I went to dinner with the girls the other night.
We have to plan your party.
What if we all do dorky bridesmaids' dresses?
Like, '80s, '90s, big bow on the back.
Oh, my God, I love that.
Ryan and I like to have a lot of fun,
so I'm like, what better way than
we all have to show up in tacky bridesmaids' dresses?
Don't worry, ladies, I will not be going out
spending a bunch of money
on my vintage bridesmaid's dress.
I have a question, though, for you guys.
I'm supposed to meet with Tamra tomorrow.
And I said I would.
Shannon, she thinks that she's got proof for me
that's gonna turn me against you.
Can I just send a text and say,
"Tamra, I know we're supposed to get together tomorrow.
"I'm just not there yet. This party is a big deal for me.
"I hope you'll still be there because
"I hope in the future we do move forward.
"I'm just not ready."
But then do you feel like
if you don't talk before your party,
she might corner you at your party
and you end up having that conversation there?
♪
Hi, Bubba.
- You want a treat? - [doorbell rings]
Well, hello!
What is in your hand?
[laughs]
I brought this so we can clean up the sh--.
No, we can clean up the sh-- that we have to talk about.
Oh, my God!
I missed you!
I cannot even stay awake since being back from London.
Yeah, you haven't even caught up yet.
So what were you up to when we were gone?
I know you were ring shopping.
What?
Oh, my God! Are you guys engaged?
I think it's actually coming up very soon.
Well, that's exciting!
There's just something that I have with this man
that is unbelievable.
I've never been more confident in anything in my life.
We will be together for the rest of our lives.
I've never loved anybody as deeply as I love her.
Like, the second week, you looked at me
and you go, "You're my future."
And then I go, "Yeah, I know."
You know that Jenn just got engaged, right?
- I do! - Did you see the ring?
I haven't seen the ring, I texted her and said,
- "Congratulations." - It's frickin' gorge.
- Is it? - It's gorge. She's so happy.
And so I am gonna throw her a party.
- What's the theme? - [laughs]
What's the theme?
Horrible bridesmaid dresses.
- Oh, I love it! - Okay, yay!
I picture the champagne, Malibu wall right here.
They grab a glass of champagne or Malibu.
- And Diet Coke. - [laughs] Yes.
This group and Diet Coke, I swear.
Thanks to Shannon, now I'm not even in a great place
when Jenn's getting engaged and what she did was bullsh--.
I've never in my life have done a background check on anybody.
I would. [laughs] I do!
So I went back into text messages
and it was a text that was about this long,
and Shannon asked me,
And she took a screenshot
about this much from what I'm hearing.
So, she basically tried to destroy
my friendship with Jenn.
Babe, I'm sorry.
What Shannon's doing to Tamra and Jenn
is the same thing she does with John, which is
writes her own narrative that's not the truth.
I don't even wanna go backwards.
I don't wanna talk about Ryan.
I wanna support her and that's it.
All you need to do is bring the proof
because Shannon is a liar face.
The proof is in the pudding, bring the pudding, babe.
- Yeah. - Bring the pudding.
Coming up...
Ryan is being accused of laundering money.
It's gonna be a----ing bloodbath for me.
- I'm right about Ryan. - He could go to prison.
You know.
♪ With all the pressure, pressure, pressure ♪
♪ I'll just get better, better, better, like a diamond ♪
Okay, straight talk between me and you.
It was hard for me when we sat upstairs that night.
Being here, my space wasn't really respected.
So I feel like it'd be better to go somewhere where it is.
- Have I done better? - Yes.
I'm just curious about school,
and I know you don't like me asking,
but you say things like GED and military.
Obviously I don't really care for school
but I don't know if I want to fully go in.
Is it scary for me that he wants to go into the Marines?
It is, like, you have no idea what you're in for.
But God am I so proud of him.
He's growing up.
I was not great in school either.
But I feel like it gives you-- You're not so boring.
[chuckles] I'm actually not boring.
I really love the path you're on right now.
I know you didn't wanna go to college.
Yeah, still don't really wanna go, but--
- I know, but here's the thing. - I'm having a ton of fun.
- And that's part of it. - Yeah.
Yes, I want you to learn things, but look,
you got your real estate license,
you sold your first home, you're going abroad,
and whether you realize it or not,
you're getting life skills.
Yeah, as Dad would say.
That's what you raise your kids to do.
To be healthy, independent, functioning humans.
So proud of you, honey.
Thank you for giving me such an amazing life.
♪ Just keep shining
- [music stops] - And this was,
like, you wrote it, you sang it,
and you did the-- what's it called, the beats?
- Yeah, I produced it. - Proud of you.
I think you should consider taking some music classes.
I mean, this is your passion.
- I know it is my passion. - It's your passion.
But, like, the music industry is tough.
When I was in high school,
I wanted to go to the fashion institute.
And I had a newborn baby.
Then went straight into doing nails.
So that never happened.
But I want Sophia to go after her dreams.
I want her to go after her passion.
And I just want her to do good things in life.
All right, well, we'll talk to the counselor about that.
But I really think that you should pursue it in some form.
Yeah.
♪ You are a winner, winner, winner ♪
♪ Just keep smiling
Guess what just came in the mail.
- What? - My name change.
- Oh, my God. - Kaili Ginella.
You're, like, disassociating
- from your biological father. - Exactly.
He's got his new daughter now, so...
I'd rather change my name to a family
that loves and appreciates me instead.
Well, us going to Korea, meet my mom,
you know, our, like, blended family.
And it's okay because sometimes you pick your family
and sometimes you are just blessed with good family.
Watching my daughter grow up and become
a beautiful young woman,
I feel like I'm extremely sympathetic
to my birth mother.
That was a really tough decision
that I want her to know I'm not mad about.
You know how I say, "That's my boy"?
Now I can say, "That's my girl."
[all laugh]
♪
Are you going to puppy jail?
Oh, Meatball, you want to go into puppy jail too?
No? Oh.
Should we go check on Daddy?
Come in.
- Hello, my love. - Hey, babe.
How's it going?
I've gotten four screws in so far.
- Not even, actually. - [both laugh]
Well, when you were gone,
everything kept moving along here.
I know.
I was very thankful
that you, as always, step up.
And I had my little girl
to snuggle with while you were gone.
I snuggle with her more than you now.
[groans] I know.
I don't want it to stay like this.
Permanently.
But I need to deal with this issue
and this problem and this person that's never gonna go away.
And I feel like it's just hard for Trav too
because he keeps getting kind of pulled back.
Some of the things that we have to deal with
on a normal basis are difficult.
I know.
You know, this has been years
of toxic, scary, aggressive behavior from his ex-wife.
And I just can't have any of that chaos
in my home with my kids.
I know you think this has been good
or whatever, but I don't.
I don't think it was the right decision.
I still don't.
It's just, like, what I felt was necessary.
I just want you to get to the whole point, though.
When there's adversity,
instead of pulling away, you're pulling in.
You get scared and you start to feel sad about it.
And it makes me sad.
I know. It makes me sad too.
I'm really thankful that you're sticking it out with me.
I am, but I'm, like-- I'm not happy about it.
I have a lot of guilt about it.
I mean, I love our family and I love you very much.
And I'm very committed to working this out with you.
He's such a great person and he's such a solid man.
And I would love nothing more
than to share the rest of my life with him.
And it's not ideal, but I still stand behind
the decision that I made.
I need to be able to know
how to handle this.
So I really would like to go to therapy.
Okay. So are you gonna take the lead on the therapy?
I will. I will call the people.
I will show up.
I guess the way I see it is,
if we're really meant to be,
then we will survive it.
- I love you. - I love you.
- Coming up. - That was John Janssen.
No. Who?
- Shannon! - Hello sweetheart.
Hi!
John Janssen just showed up.
♪ Hey, I don't need no one to rescue me ♪
Oh, hello, ladies.
Okay, wait.
Those are the dresses that you just smashed in the bag.
Oh, [bleep], I forgot the dresses.
They're in the car.
- Where's your car? - At the office.
♪ Hey, now what you get
♪ Is what you see
- Wow, babe. - Do you like it?
It's-- Mm-hmm.
This is how it's gonna go down when it's official.
Good lord. Ew.
- Get a room. - We will.
♪ Hey, I don't need no one to rescue me ♪
Should I wear this for a tacky bridesmaid dress?
Is that the dress that you wore when we got married?
I know. This is 15 years old.
I still have your bouquet.
It's sort of like our marriage.
It's all dry. Lost its color.
There's no life left in this thing.
I can't believe you're saying that.
All right. Go put it back in the garage.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Look at this place. Look how pretty this is.
Gorge.
Wow, look at this. Aw, this is adorable.
- Hi. Oh, my God! - Hi!
You look like a real bridesmaid
- who caught a bouquet. - I know. Aren't they beautiful?
This is Matt. Matt, this is Alexis.
- Nice to meet you. - I'm so happy to have you.
- I'm a hugger. - I know.
- This is nice. - Makes me so happy.
It makes me happy too.
You dork out really well. What's it called?
Tacky. You tacky out really well.
- This looks good. - I love tacky.
It's really not tacky. It's not tacky.
What in the world?
I don't want wrinkles.
What are you doing?
It doesn't matter if it's wrinkled.
- It does. - Seriously--
Close.
- Stop it. - I don't want wrinkles.
It's silk. It's gonna wrinkle.
Get up! Stop.
I can do what I need to do.
You're gonna get a headache. You're upside-down.
No, this is good for the core.
You look like an idiot.
Oh, my God. There she is.
- Hi. - Hi, Jo-Jo.
- Hi, baby girl. - Hi, honey.
I met Jo about 12 years ago.
And Jo knows these women longer than I have.
Jo, she's now married. He's an amazing guy.
And she gets along with everybody.
I don't think Jo has any enemies.
So nice to meet you.
Which is perfect, because she can help me
squash some of mine, maybe.
- I love that. - My version of tacky.
- And yellow. - And yellow.
I know. It's so bright.
- It's like, whoa. Jo's here. - Exactly.
Thank you.
Is this champagne?
- Yes, it is. - Oh, thank you.
Oh, I love how there's Malibu, too.
Well, hello. Why are you--
Wait. I don't feel like you look tacky.
- [laughing] - I feel like I look tacky.
- How am I looking? - Awesome.
- You're just missing a sheet. - [laughs]
Oh, good. Heather looks tacky.
Well, wasn't that the assignment?
Yes, but they look good. I look tacky.
That's the ugly bridesmaid's dress?
- Yes. - You did not understand
- the assignment. - I did.
They said tacky bridesmaids' dresses.
Apparently only me and Emily are willing to commit.
Some of these ladies have clothes in their closet
from the '80s we now call "vintage."
And I was a toddler.
I was learning my colors and numbers.
Really? Alexis, this was your idea.
I have a $10 bouquet and a dress made from polyester.
Yeah, you look nice. We look ridiculous.
This is a very tacky outfit.
Look at the fabric, okay?
My hair, I didn't mean it to be that cute.
That wasn't the drawing board, but it did turn out cute.
I thought if anybody could nail tacky,
it would be Alexis.
But she looks normal.
For once.
- That's hilarious. - Right?
You're not supposed to wear white.
I know. I win!
Wow. We match.
Well, we're bridesmaids together, darling.
- I know. Hi. - Thank you.
There's Gina. Let's see her.
It's not the best outfit she's ever worn.
No. Not the worst, though?
Well, not the worst.
Can I tell you something very awkward that just happened?
- What? - We just walked by Katie,
and I guess that's her husband.
I only met him once at the golf course.
- Matt. - Matt.
- Yes. - Matt.
- Did they say hello to you? - No.
We're gonna get an espresso martini on the bar.
Oh, snubby snubby.
But isn't that the irony of Katie?
Like, everything she has said about me is her.
- That was so cold as [bleep]. - What?
- The whole walk-by.
No, no, no, no. That's just not--
- Oh, Heather. - Yeah.
[sighs] Okay.
Well, I didn't think it would start that soon.
I mean, I feel like it's snub me once at Sutton's,
shame on you.
Snub me twice, you're a bitch.
She didn't say hello.
I have to have this conversation with her, so...
How weird is it that she said my boys said that?
"Oh, you know, my mom, isn't Heather horrible?"
She seems to just make things up.
Sometimes I think she wants to wear your skin.
Maybe, like Hannibal Lecter.
Here's the question. How many espresso martinis--
What level do I have to be at in order--
I'm gonna say that's a level three conversation.
You want me to drink three and then talk to her?
Give me a three, a level three.
[sighs] She's in trouble.
Coming up...
You swore on your kids and you lied.
That is bullsh--. How dare you?
- No, listen-- Can I talk? - Oh, you're so evil.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, my God!
Hi, Katie. Nice to meet you.
- Hi, Matt. - Hi, Katie.
Nice to meet you.
- Hi. - Hi.
Hi, honey. Look at you.
I know. I know. It's been forever.
[squealing] Hi!
- Oh, my goodness. - Where's Jo?
- Hi. - Cheers, baby.
- I'm right here. - Wait.
I'm sorry. I'm trashed already.
I love this dress.
Shut up. You look gorgeous.
Things are weird between you and Jenn,
but I'm happy you're here.
Jenn and me are weird.
♪
Damn it.
My neck is a little bit tweaked now.
- Jo. - Vicki.
- Hello, Victoria. - Hi, Jo.
Oh, my God. I love you.
Welcome to the party.
Oh, Queen Victoria.
Oh, my God. Emily's had a little too much.
I love Queen Victoria. I love you.
How about the Duchess of Corona Del Mar?
I love the Duchess. I love all royalty.
Hi, Katie. How are you?
- Hi. - Hi.
I guess Vicki's not talking to me.
- Oh, she's not? - She didn't say hi.
Okay, we got to get together. She's coming.
Come on, bridesmaids. Get over here.
♪ Everybody's got their own special color ♪
♪ And they work it like a star
Yeah!
[all cheering]
- Oh! - That's amazing.
That is so good. Thank you.
Hello!
It's a very Barbie wedding.
- It is! - Yeah.
- Look who's here. - Oh, what?
- Uh-huh. - Hi.
- I love you. - I love you, too.
It's almost, like, a surreal experience
that I'm at my own engagement party.
You would have told this girl three and a half years ago,
"This is where you're gonna be,"
I would have said, "No way, not a chance."
I can't tell you how grateful I am
for the partnership that I have with Ryan.
It's like, pinch me.
- Hi! You look beautiful! - Hi. Oh, my God.
- Hi. - Jo?
- No way. - Ryan Boyajian.
How long has it been? How are you?
- It's been forever. - I used to work for Ryan.
- What? - Yes.
This is my old boss. Uh-huh.
- At Countrywide Realty Group - At Countrywide Home Loans.
- Oh, my God. - when I was 23.
Yes. That's how long ago it was.
Okay, I want a drink.
- Let's get a drink. - Let's get a drink.
I'm going. Let's go.
Let's go. I have another one.
Okay. Mimi's ready.
Vamanos, chicas. Vamanos.
I've actually given up on drinking.
- Not for real, though? - Yeah.
So, I just made the decision
that it's probably not best for me to drink,
especially, like, that night at Katie's house.
That's going after my own kid, you----ing bitch.
Such a little bitch.
Yeah, no, I understand that.
Why are we tucked away? Are we avoiding together?
No, I just haven't seen most of the people
since I walked out and flew home by myself.
Where are you and Tamra? Have you talked to her at all?
- No. - I'm done with it, Vicki.
I am literally, like, done with it.
Well, I'll be honest, your fight with Shannon
now is----ing up your relationship with Jenn.
Now it's bringing in sh-- about me
that could [bleep] things up with my life.
I just feel like we were collateral damage in that fight.
Tamra, honestly, is just the type of person
that it's not good enough for her to burn down the bridge.
She's gonna burn down the entire----ing town.
It's like, "I'm gonna annihilate you
"for all of your behaviors,
"but let's never talk about mine."
It's like a narcissistic type of behavior.
I understand that, and I apologize for that.
I'm sorry for bringing that up.
Thank you.
- You're staying in here? - It's cold out there.
I feel like I should move around--
- What, is there food? - I don't know.
Leave it to Alexis to throw
a cheap party with no food.
You wanna go mingle with me?
No, we're happy here.
I love you.
- Where are we? - I'll kiss you too.
- How's the drama? - Oh, wait.
- You kissed Eddie too? - Yeah.
- Oh, okay. - No tongues, no tongues.
I didn't know I got to kiss everybody.
All right, all right.
- Wait, I'm dripping on myself. - Okay, all right.
This is the moment of love.
- Uh-oh. - I love this.
You've had three, honey, you're cut off.
- No, this is... - Two.
Don't worry, Terry. It'll be fine.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, it's Amazon.
I heard you got to meet my mom.
- Hi, honey. - That's my girl.
You wanna know something amazing?
How did I meet you? You remember who introduced us?
Jo.
She doesn't even recognize me, and she goes,
"I don't even know if Ryan's gonna remember you."
I go, "Oh, yeah, no, he does."
Matt's one of my closest friends.
I'd go with him to Vegas often.
- Why did the FBI raid him? - Matt has a bookie business.
So you would just go with them?
- Yes. Yeah. - Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
All right, since you're standing here,
I have to talk to you about something.
- Okay. Let's talk. - Okay.
When Kaili came and stayed with my children...
- Yeah. - ...she did an amazing job.
- Oh, good. - Then, when Kaili left...
- Yeah. - ...my boys looked at me,
and they were like, "Mom, is Heather mean?
"Kaili told us that Heather's mean," right?
Okay, can I tell you what she told me?
- You can tell me. - Okay, listen to this.
Okay, so I went over, and I babysat.
And I was like, "Oh, my mom is friends with your mom.
"Have you met a lot of your mom's friends?"
And they're like, "Yeah,
"but we don't really like Heather.
"She's mean to our mom."
Okay, let me just take that back.
- My boys are nine. - Yeah.
And they have no idea who Heather is.
First of all, my kids didn't say that.
It is only information that they're repeating
because they heard it from Kaili.
- Why would I make that up? - You wouldn't.
I'd like-- I thought it was so funny.
And I was like, "I think
"she's kind of mean to my mom, too."
- So... - Boop. That part.
...we bonded.
Then, I need to talk to Kaili because that's what
she told me, and if that's a lie,
we need to address it.
I'm not saying that Kaili lied.
But the issue I have is that then you went and told Tamra.
I didn't tell Tamra. Kaili did.
I do think that
because Kaili's a little bit older,
we're able to talk about adult things more
than I would Bandon, who's six years old.
- How was your day? - Um...
Is Heather being a jerk again?
For the millionth time.
Oh, Lord.
It was like a mother-daughter moment.
We were giggling about it. It wasn't like--
Giggling about the fact that I'm mean?
Yeah.
You know what, Katie? I'm done.
- I know. But... - Okay, be done.
Heather. Heather.
I'm done with all your lies,
and all your coming after me, and all your nonsense.
- Oh, I'm coming after you? - Yes.
Okay, but do you understand--
- first of all... - Yes, you laugh.
I laugh when people are being ridiculous.
No, let me talk.
Why do you think that's so funny?
Because you're always
putting your nails in my face,
and shutting me up, and I'm over it.
Because you're boring, and you lie.
I'm not lying about it. You lied.
And you swore on your kids and you lied.
That is bullsh--.
- How dare you? - No, listen.
- Oh, you're so evil. - I know, I know, I know.
- I know. - You're so badass.
I know.
- Oh, you're so evil. - I know, I know, I know.
- I know. - You're so badass.
Do you understand that the implication, though,
is that when you brought that up,
- that I was a bad parent? - I'm sorry, Emily.
Do you understand how it jeopardizes my relationship
with Heather, who is my good friend?
Yeah. I'm sorry.
I should have called you about it.
From now on, that will happen.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
- Yeah. - From now on.
I have no idea
what Katie's thought process is on all of this.
Are these yours? Did you take them off?
Oh, you took the gloves off.
I did.
And the fact that Katie wanted this
to be a conversation in our group
is just so distasteful to me, it's beyond me.
- Are you good? - Well, my daughter and I
need to have a talk now
because Emily said it's the opposite.
I don't think your daughter's going to be lying.
I think there's something else going on.
She's almost 20. I don't think she's lying.
- Oh, the gloves came off. - Yeah, they did.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh!
Look, she took her earrings out, too.
Oh, sh--, those hoops came out?
- The girl's in. - Pose.
You're coiffed, you're tight. She's good.
Thank you.
Can you come take a picture with Mom and I?
- Okay. - It never ends.
Jenn! Jenn!
You should go talk to her. She's right there.
- Go over there. - Just stand there.
- You look beautiful. - Oh, hey.
I am so super happy for you and a little bit bummed
that we didn't get to talk the other day,
but I understand.
I don't want to keep rehashing things.
I think that's the problem...
- I know. - ...that we keep having.
I know, but I just wanted you to understand
that there was more to that than what she showed you.
I have all the texts.
I wanted to show them to you, so you understood better,
and Shannon brought that up to get in between us.
You know what, Jenn? You should not be mad at me.
You should be thanking me, and one day you will.
Shannon could be all over that text thread.
The difference is, when Shannon apologizes,
I believe her, and I believe Shannon will try to make change.
I don't believe that with you at all.
We never even talked about Katie's.
You talk sh-- about Ryan. You tell the women sh--.
You ran out yelling FBI.
By the way, a lot of the girls talk sh-- about Ryan, okay?
I understand that I went low
at Katie's party, and I apologize.
I am sad because I thought we were doing good.
I thought we were making headway.
I just feel like with you, I talk through things,
and then things go right back,
and that's why I'm uncomfortable within the friendship.
I'm not here to fight with you,
so if you're going to raise your voice with me,
I don't want to do that to you right now.
Okay, then if you want to leave, leave,
because I don't know where I'm at with everything.
Okay. Okay.
I am so tired of being sad about Tamra and I's friendship,
and the truth of it is, she's not a friend.
Tamra needs a lot of work.
I'm not fighting with any of these bitches.
I'm not involved.
So, you haven't talked to Tamra.
No desire. I'm not going to change Tamra.
She is who she is.
It's classless.
Her ego is bigger than... the state of California.
Why don't we do a big group picture?
- Let's go. - Where's Shannon?
- Oh, did she leave? - No, she's here.
Shannon Beador! Shannon!
Oh, my God. She's gotten sh--faced.
- Okay, come on, let's go. - Okay, wait.
Maybe you're annoying her and she doesn't want to come.
It's fine. It's fine.
- Okay, can you calm down? - Shannon Beador!
Oh, my God.
We're coming. We're coming.
Shannon Beador! Come on.
- We can't stand. - Come over here.
Okay. Wait, what should we say?
Everyone say "tacky!"
Tacky! Tacky!
- Oh, hello, Emily. - Hi.
It's weird that you two are in this room
and haven't crossed paths.
- That's okay. - Walk out.
Okay, I want everybody to understand here
that I have been doing nothing but working on myself
and creating healthy boundaries.
That's why I left London, because,
you, my friend, blasted me
for four freaking days in a row for a trip
that I was so excited for
and had only good and fun intentions.
So, I'm out. I'm done.
When I say I'm done this time, I mean it.
And that's creating a healthy boundary for myself.
- No, Shannon! - Shannon!
- Stop! - Shannon!
- ing A, man!
- Shannon Beador! - Have another drink.
For the love of God!
I didn't even have to say anything
and she stormed off! Shannon "Storms" Beador!
Your----ing wife. She's something else, Eddie.
Times get tough, Shannon goes running.
Steve!
Where is he?
Why does she - ing do that?
She's done.
I'm leaving!
What happened?
I Used to say all the time, "I'm done,"
and then I'd come back.
When I say I'm done now, I mean it. I'm done.
Then maybe it's time to walk away.
Because I care about you and you've been kind to me.
See, that angers me that you said it
'cause you don't know me at all.
and I am probably the strongest person
here in this group.
Shannon Beador's out the door.
So, then, why are you here with me right now?
Because every--
Are you trying to argue with me right now because--
You just tried to argue with me.
You're the one here.
- I'm standing here by myself. - Okay, all right.
- Have a good night. - Goodbye.
Are you kidding me right now?
I'm gonna go get her----ing ass.
Go get her.
This is ridiculous.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- You're leaving right now? - Yes.
You're gonna leave me?
Mother----er, don't leave me.
Don't leave, don't leave.
Look at it. He's got nice boobs, this guy.
Can we just-- Listen, I know this is very uncomfortable,
but we want to just do a toast to Jenn.
Let's do a toast.
You guys don't need to put your arms around me.
I don't want to look needy.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
We're just gonna sneak out. No one's gonna see.
I have to talk to you about what your husband just said to me.
- It was really inappropriate. - What did he say?
- Really inappropriate. - What did he say?
He is like,
"Well, maybe it's time for you to walk away,"
I go, "Are you serious?"
I see Johnny J over there.
- Oh, where? - No, that was John Janssen.
- Right there. - No, who?
Johnny J.
Let's go. Do you wanna go?
- Is it Alexis? - Wait, hold on.
Shannon!
Shannon, I just want to let you know that
John Janssen just showed up.
Shannon, I just want to let you know that
John Janssen just showed up.
- Cheers. - I love you guys.
I love you.
Thank you very much.
I love you. Thank you for my beautiful party.
Nice to meet all of you.
Nice to meet you, guys. Bye-bye.
She didn't take my man, she took my problem.
- Hi! - Hello, sweetheart.
Oh, wait, we can look from here.
Oh, come on, Gina.
Oh, drink down.
I'll lift you up. You ready?
- Shush. - No!
[bleep]. I'm not cleared for that.
- No! - Come on.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
We're not involved. We're not involved.
We're just sitting here by ourselves.
John Janssen! It's John Janssen, Shannon!
I don't care!
- Can you see? - I don't care.
I am not going to have people like Tamra Judge,
Alexis Bellino and John Janssen
get me to a point that I'm gonna stoop
to their level.
I want to go to bed at night knowing that
I'm doing the best I can.
- Excuse me. - I see her ass cheek.
- And now the fun begins. - Okay.
Shannon, she absolutely creates a narrative.
Out of one side of her mouth,
she was saying she's never loved anybody more,
but at the same time she was...
- Harming you. - ...getting intoxicated
and saying things that were untrue to people.
Bye!
Bye, Johnny J!
It's so unfortunate
that it's come to this, but I just want people
not to believe lies about me.
- Okay. - Okay.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
No, no, no, no!
What the [bleep]?
See, Emily has
- a lot of espresso martinis. - Okay, okay.
Well, I tried to talk to Jenn.
Tried to talk some sense.
Nope, she just wants to be nasty to me.
Katie said to me...
you said, "I swear on my children's lives,"
and you lied.
Whatever. I'm done with her.
There's no coming back from that.
I feel like I can always rely on the fact
that I'm telling the truth
and some person is not.
- I'm proud of you, baby. - Thank you.
All right, ladies, gather around.
Come on!
One...
No!
...two...
three.
Let's go, Shannon. Throw!
It's about time you got married.
Lord knows, I'm never gonna get there.
You guys, I just want to say thank you for coming,
family and friends.
Thank you for supporting us.
Thank you for loving us, it's definitely been a road.
The year that Ryan and I went through last year,
and all the sh-- that Ryan and I took
and people who doubted us, for the first time in my life,
I have happiness that I've never had.
It's the greatest gift I've ever been given.
So, I love you guys so much. Truly, thank you so much.
We love you, Jenn! Absolutely.
I love you.
[crowd whooping]
What is going on?
Ryan is being accused of laundering money
through casinos in Vegas.
What the [bleep]?
This is huge!
It feels like this is a lot to me,
and I thought it was for you too.
Life throws things at you
that you cannot control and that's why it's called life.
I love you, and I'm so sorry that we're here.
Everybody now wants to question me.
It's gonna be a----ing bloodbath for me.
I don't give a sh---
What your friend group wants to come and sit with me
and say, "What are your business dealings?"
Because I'm not a part of his bookie business.
Jenn is an idiot
if she's gonna marry this guy after finding this out.
Jenn's irresponsible and makes dumb decisions
and she's oblivious.
She has to have some idea.
It's gotta be blinded by love.
It's got to be, no one's this dumb.
I believe everything is the Lord's plan
and everything's working for us.
No one is this dumb.
- Oh, hey, you. - Hi!
It was warm, and then I don't-- It's just--
- I know, it was warm. - It was.
How's it feel to be right?
I-- I'm trying not to gloat.
You should gloat. I think you should.
My gut is never wrong
I knew that he was involved in something
- Hi. - How are you?
- Hey, girls.
Hi!
I had no idea it was this bad.
- What the actual [bleep]? - Guys...
I'm, like, short-circuiting, short wiring.
I'm like, "Okay."
His friend, Matt, like I knew was a professional gambler.
Well, he's a bookie.
He was at the party.
- That guy was there? - Yes.
That is why my husband went to the back.
He's like, "At any point of the night
"the feds could have come and raided that party."
Oh, yeah.
If she stays with him, it will ruin her life.
- Yeah. - Ryan is dealing
in something that was illegal.
And he didn't know where it came from?
When are you guys gonna believe me?
It's a federal investigation.
I was right about Brooks, I'm right about Ryan.
He could go to prison.
I was just thinking, you know...
You should have worn it to the engagement party.
- Yeah. - I know.
That would have been very tacky.
I would just say if she chooses to go ahead
and get married to him, she's a dumbass.
- You look gorgeous. - Hi, honey.
Hi. How are you?
- I'm happy to be here. - I'm happy you're here.
Come in. We can sit in the kitchen.
Hi.
Oh, I'm so happy you're here too.
- Are you okay? - Well...
- Here, come, sit. - Okay.
Um, it's a lot.
- I mean, it's a lot, a lot. - So, like, what's going on?
Everything. I just left the house.
I didn't know where to go, I don't know what to think,
I don't know what to feel. I didn't--
I feel that you were in an unhealthy relationship.
But what part of him is not good for me?
Everything that's happening right now.
I was in a marriage for 23 years to a man
who couldn't have a----ing conversation with me
in our own home if I begged for it.
Now, I have a man who feels like my best friend.
I feel like I tell him everything.
I feel like he tells me everything.
Jenn, you're like placing yourself in the line of fire.
All your concern should be right now
is for yourself and your kids.
I want you to be happy and peaceful
and not worry about all this bullsh--
going on around you, Jenn.
I don't know, sometimes...
I think it is incredibly hard for Jenn to come to terms
with the fact that she blew up her life
and left her husband and put her family through a lot
for this man who isn't who he presented himself to be.
I know.
Next week on the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion...
- I'm about to poop right now. - Are you in peril?
I'm glad you wore white though.
That worked out really well for you.
I don't know what I have done to you?
Did I run over your cat?
I don't know what I have done to you I'm sorry.
I am sorry.
I knew that you were still drinking--
An "I'm sorry, but," is not an apology.
But there's no "but" in there.
Someone that could be awake
at that blood alcohol level is someone that drinks a lot.
Tamra, Ryan recently served you with a cease and desist letter.
Yes.
There's nothing coming Ryan's way.
- Nothing. - You always do
this Tammy Wynette thing
where you gotta stand by your man.
I am not.
Falsely accusing people's kind of your thing.
- Ooh. - That was horrible timing.
Jesus jugs has been resurrected.
Every trash can needs a lid and John Janssen found his.
Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum can move away.
Don't---ing call me dumb.
You are the dumbest girl I've ever----ing met.
- Ooh. - I didn't drink
- during the program. - You did.
So, we're fake-ass bitches who suck dick?
- That's-- - Ladies! Hey!
Sutton texted me and said she used me.
I'm not gonna apologize for defending my man.
He was still gonna sue you.
I ended up winning, asshole!