Oh, my God, my throat hurts a little bit.
What was last night with Heather?
- Yeah - When we were talking about
the fashion show, I thought this is the perfect opportunity
to just bring it up.
I didn't even feel good in the dress
because Alexis was in the same dress.
Oh, yeah, let me make you feel bad, to put you in a dress--
I put you in a dress because you're ----ing hot.
Now, you're being mean.
Honestly, it could have been a very heart-to-heart moment.
Well, I apologize for jumping on the bandwagon
because I thought it was something totally different.
It didn't help that Alexis was like screaming.
All she said was you put me in the same dress as Alexis.
I don't give a sh-- what you say.
- You think you can get louder? - You're not involved in this.
You think you can get louder?
Girlfriend, shut the [bleep] up.
She's a lunatic.
She kept saying yesterday,
multiple times, so much is gonna come out tomorrow, tomorrow.
My heart does feel for Shannon, but John has lost everything
and things are gonna come out tomorrow,
- that, like I don't want. - Is it the videos?
He's retaliating.
It's gonna be a dogfight.
Holy sh--.
Whatever it is coming out, it's not gonna go smoothly.
Sh--.
You want a water?
Uh, you know, I want-- I should have a water
before this test because lately,
when I'm dehydrated, I have palpitations on the treadmill
Don't drink it so we could see what the palpitations are.
Still, I need to pre-op.
So, I need to leave here with an EKG.
Why do you have to get clearance for surgery?
Because you're old?
Because if you have an electrolyte abnormality,
you can have a reaction under anesthesia.
If you have a chest problem,
you want to make sure the electrical activity
of your heart is okay for procedure.
A couple of months ago,
Terry was snoring so badly, it was driving me insane.
There's only so many times I can hit you to make you roll.
Well, I can't sleep. My breathing is not so great.
Maybe I should have Jay fix my septum and lift my tip.
- He's very delicate. - Here's the problems.
- If I let Jay do this - Paul's gonna be pissed.
Paul will be so pissed.
But you know what? It's my nose, Paul.
I mean after all these years, Terry with a new nose.
I mean, I find it kind of funny.
By the way This is my nose
and there's a bump in it right here.
But that's fine, I'm not touching it.
I'm gonna take you into Gaby right now
and we're gonna start with some preventative bloodwork.
Oh.
- Hi! - Hi! How are you?
- Good. How are you? - Good to see you.
- You ready? - I am.
Isn't blood the most beautiful, amazing liquid?
You're so rude.
I'm tired, man.
You were up drinking, partying, laughing.
I assume, hopefully.
You know, I have to say, it was a very full experience.
There was like fun and laughter and silliness.
Bark like a dog.
Like a little one or a big one?
- Like a big. - [Heather barking]
Then, there were tears.
It was like-- We were arguing. There was a lot.
After last year, I really have been figuring out
who my true friends are.
I am held to a different set of standards.
- No you're not. - Yes, I am.
You are not held to any standard.
- Yes, I am. - You get to be pretentious.
- You get to be a jerk. - I am not pretentious.
You get to be self-centered
and we all just have to be like,
"That's Heather. That's just the way she is."
I don't know what it is with Gina and Emily.
It's always two steps forward and one step back
There's a piece of the puzzle that I don't know.
You know, I've been wanting to talk to Gina
about the whole Katie situation,
but it's really hard to assimilate all the information
because right when I think that everything's fine,
then it's something else.
You told Katie the only reason you keep me close
is because of my real estate connections.
What?
I don't know what-- what I need.
Just don't.
You have a process that you need to go through
when you've had a challenge with somebody.
You need to hash it out once.
I know. I ----ed up, I ---ed up.
- You ----ed up. - I ----ed up and I'm sorry.
Okay?
Twice.
I feel betrayed by you.
- Three times. - We already addressed this.
- I apologized to you. - Why are you yelling at me?
By the way, that is such an overstatement.
We don't hash things out three times.
Ad nauseam.
All right, you're just being mean now.
So, you stop talking?
- Yes. - It's okay. I'm done with it.
- Let's go, seriously. - Oh, my God. Don't do that.
No, I don't want to talk about this anymore.
What?
You guys are done with the blood, so yeah.
- Thanks. - Okay, let's go.
I mean, you're starting to talk over me.
I don't want to have a conversation.
Done with you.
Wait, don't 'cause he's gonna tape it anyway.
'Cause he's gotta open it to put your things on.
There he is. Hey, what's happening?
- How are you? - Good?
Let's get you hooked up here and get you going.
You're looking good.
- No, you're not. - Trust me.
- Hey, Terry. - Hey.
Relax your arms, Terry, and turn your head towards me.
I'm going to scan your carotid arteries here.
He looks very stable from last year.
All right. That's good.
The last time Terry had a medical procedure,
it was when they were fixing the hole in his heart
from that mini stroke.
And albeit, he had the repair, and it can happen again,
Thank God, but I'm nervous.
Thank God.
Looking at your aorta now.
There's no aneurysms. There's no tears.
Looks very good.
I've already witnessed a near-death experience.
I can't have anything like that again.
We got it, we got it.
He's going to be okay under anesthesia?
He'll be okay.
* I know you'll follow me *
- Oh. - Watch out, honey.
I know. They need me around here cleaning up their dog poop.
The Vault. I like it.
- This is cool. - It's awesome, actually.
- Hi, guys. - Hi, how are you?
Anything that you see that you like, yell at me.
- Perfect. - And I will help.
- Okay, cool. - Honey, I like these shirts.
I just like how funky they are.
I know, I'm like, I think this was a good pick for you.
- Yeah. - Ryan's style is Ryan's style.
There's no influencing it. He does his own thing.
He's always going to do his own thing.
Okay, I got something for you.
I want to know if it's a yes or a no.
- What? Okay. - Think Vegas.
Let me see. Absolutely not.
A little too much. It's too much, even for me.
This is too much for Ryan?
It's typically a jean jacket, splatter paint,
really tight jeans that he tailors.
Even his t-shirts all have to go to the tailor.
Every pair of board shorts get tailored.
Even his underwear, they go to the tailor.
Seriously.
Ooh, I like that on you.
- Thank you. I do too. - Okay, let me see the jacket.
This is the piece de resistance.
- Oh, I love it. It's dope. - So, babe.
- Best seller. - Can you grab me a small?
- I think I got to go-- - Well, let me see.
I think I got to go medium.
- I love this shirt. - I do too.
- You want it to be tight. - I did good.
So, wait a second. You guys know Tamra and Eddie, right?
- Yes. - Okay.
They came in to our store. That's his jacket.
- He bought that jacket. - Oh, that's great.
Now, you guys can be twinsies.
Are you serious? okay.
* Oh, I want it all, oh, I want it all *
* I want everything, give it to me *
It's just so cold.
I know. Let's make some tea, babe.
These bones are driving me crazy.
They're everywhere. I keep stepping on them.
Yeah, it's called having a dog.
I know. It's called picking up after your dog.
It's so dirty over here. It's a mess.
Wasn't me.
Oh, no. It's never you.
You're the mess maker.
There's so much grease, babe. You can't. You can't.
It's called cooking.
I know, but you can't just leave it on here.
It was just last night, babe.
Eddie does not clean the house.
But his motorcycle, you can eat off.
And his truck is always clean.
Eddie would be more likely to clean the house
if there was Harley signs everywhere.
And his bikes were hanging from the ceiling.
- What a freaking night, man. - Last night, or?
It was at Ryan's house, Jenn's house, whatever.
It's Jenn's house now.
Tamra and Emily say act your age.
Is this a little bit more acting my age?
Well, we're trying.
Because I know they say I'm a blinking red light.
- Well, you-- - Well, what do you think?
Is this going to be more blinking red light?
I think you're moving in the right direction.
- I dig this. I dig this. - It's a beautiful thing.
About what you're talking about right now?
Tamra and I are moving in a much better direction.
And past all the crap from last year.
Yeah, as you should.
- Last year was painful. - It was painful.
You're not the only person he ----ed at my gym.
How ----ing dare you?
But I know you.
And I know when you're backed in corners.
And I apologize for coming out fighting.
I love you.
- I love that for you guys. - Yeah, I do too.
It's much easier to have fun with her and get along with her.
Jenn is very happy where we are in our friendship.
And you know, she loves you and you love her.
She's a kind, loving woman
and I really respect that about her.
Yeah.
Eddie matters to me, as I have always said.
I spent a lot of time in their gym training with him.
And I just was like, you know, if I'm going to keep trying
to move forward with Tamra, you know,
you and Eddie need to try to have the conversation.
Ryan went on podcasts. He said a lot that was not true.
I never heard about Tamra and Eddie.
And when I did hear about Tamra and Eddie,
when I got to the gym, it was nothing positive.
Ryan was trying to paint this picture that
Eddie's a horrible guy, that nobody at Cut Fitness liked him,
which is so laughable.
You know, he showed his true colors.
I don't have a problem with either of them.
Eddie's not a dude that I would spend any time with,
because he's not a dude.
He's just not a dude.
You know, I don't care what people think about me.
But after sitting back and watching a whole year
of Tamra and Eddie with these falsehoods
and these accusations and these blatant lies.
You walked into my gym, and Heather heard you say,
"You want to [bleep] my wife." Did you say that or not?
You know what I will say is, absolutely, I did not.
You can only take so much.
And I did the podcast because I said, it's time
for everyone to know truth versus Tamra's fake reality.
If someone was just firing on me,
like she did during that whole time,
you were pissed off too.
So, I can understand all of our sides.
And it's like, it feels good to be taking steps
in the right direction.
- I love that. - And I want you and Eddie
- to have this conversation. - Oh, babe, I'm happy to.
No. Not a chance.
I don't want to go backwards.
He wants to be a little bitch and try to act like, you know,
"You came for me, so I'm going to come for you." Okay.
But my hope is, is that Ryan apologizes to Eddie
and make that effort.
Because Jenn and I were in a good place
when he decided to go do this.
Tell Jenm I love her, but I want nothing to do with the guy.
You know, I should have Googled his name when I met him.
The guy is a scumbag.
You know what I say? [bleep] them all.
I'm going to always do me.
Coming up.
You talked about me as a mom.
You talked about Eddie as a businessman. Why?
I feel I am validated in everything I said based on
***
Who wants a carrot, Archie? Huh?
Let's get you one.
Sit.
Good boy. Yeah.
Hi, Adeline. Oh. You're blurry.
Maybe stop moving.
Well, I like your fresh-faced look with not a lot of makeup.
My kids are all in school
and I love that the girls are branching out
and they're totally self-sufficient,
but I miss them.
It's very quiet.
What's the status of the men over there?
Yeah. Yeah.
So, you haven't been asked out on a date?
OK. Yeah. Sweetie, let's live in reality. You're 19.
Don't underestimate me, mother.
So, how are you?
I'm okay. We did our tour and it was really fun.
- This is our first one. - Woo!
[cheering]
- My stockings just fell. - Thanks, you guys.
Oh, my God, this is so much fun.
I just laughed for three days, and I needed that,
because this John threatening lawsuit thing
has frickin' spiraled.
My attorney called me, and he said,
"Yes, they're actually standing on the fact that
"they want those videos for blackmail purposes."
He said he's going to file the lawsuit
in the courts against me.
I offered to pay him all the money he wanted,
but he wouldn't sign a settlement agreement
where he wouldn't say bad things about me.
That's weird and gross.
I know. I'm working really hard, Adeline.
I don't need him to bring me down.
Get off my back.
I feel as though I've hit rock bottom,
but it seems like John wants to get me down there further.
And I don't think I can go any lower.
Holy sh--.
John Jansen sued Shannon Beador for $75,000.
It's, like, out there now. It's a story.
We all knew about the lawsuit.
But now, putting it in the press
just takes it to a whole other level.
Shannon Storms.
People magazine's a big outlet,
and it's also a very reputable outlet.
So, if it's out there, it's 99.9% true.
Your call has been forwarded
to an automatic voice message system.
Now, it all makes sense why Alexis was acting
a little loony at Jenn's party.
Are you okay? I feel like you're so...
I know. What's going on?
What's happening is...
Well, spit it out, sister.
What happened? What happened?
- What happened? - What happened?
My heart does feel for Shannon,
but John has lost everything because of her lies.
Oh, snap. This is gonna send her...
She's in the fetal position somewhere.
You just don't want your dirty laundry aired like that.
Oh, Shannon's calling me.
Shannon?
She butt-dialed me.
Shannon, why didn't you just agree to pay him?
Hello?
Did you see the news?
What's the news?
He filed a lawsuit against her.
People Magazine did an article.
- Oh, my God. - Oh.
What is John doing?
- I don't know. - Oh, sh--.
I tried calling her to see if she was okay,
and then she butt-dialed me.
And she was crying hysterically about all this
and saying that Alexis has hired a publicist
to get this out there and all kinds of stuff.
I don't think Alexis had anything to do
with the article being released
because once you file a lawsuit, it comes out.
John has historically said
he doesn't like to be in the spotlight.
This would be counterintuitive to that.
I don't understand what John and Alexis,
for that matter, are trying to accomplish.
I mean, was there no way to settle this?
I feel so bad for her.
Ugh, it's bad.
- All right, bye. - Bye.
Oh.
Coming up...
You want to see this nose?
- There you go. - Oh, my God, honey.
***
* Take me to the west coast, I want to go *
* I get that California feeling deep in my soul *
You might need a tiny bit more olive juice, honey.
That's shocking.
Oh, let me get out the rest of the alcohol.
Should we all drink Heather's Dom she gave me?
Seems fitting.
It does, right? Maybe with dessert, we toast with it.
Happy golf!
Oh, my God, can we crack it?
Yes, don't have to ask me twice.
That was so nice, thank you.
Let's talk about who's coming.
I'll introduce you,
but then you can just know their names, right?
Tamra is married to Eddie. Jenn's boyfriend is Ryan.
And then, Emily's husband is Shane.
Being new to Orange County, I thought it'd be really fun
to have the ladies and their husbands over.
And I feel like it's important Matt meets their spouses.
He needs to make friends here.
So, I was thinking of having
- you guys over for dinner. - Oh, fun.
I really want to meet your spouses.
So you're going to have Ryan and Eddie in the same room?
And Shane?
Gina is busy with her kids this weekend,
but I didn't invite Shannon,
because it's a couple's dinner party.
She would kind of feel like the eighth, ninth wheel.
How many couples are there? Ninth wheel.
So we got Veuve and Dom, nothing could go wrong, right?
What time are they arriving?
Like, right now, but these girls are always late.
So, is Heather going to be there at Katie's?
Heather will not be there because Heather refuses to talk
to Katie or acknowledge that she exists, which is very awkward.
And you know Ryan went on all those podcasts
and just trashed Tamra.
So, is there going to be a boxing match?
- I don't know. - Do we have a gift?
Are we supposed to take a gift?
- I don't know. - I don't know.
What should I take someone as a gift
if I'm going to go to dinner at their house?
You want to bring them pot?
I don't know. We have to ask if they like pot first.
* Keep on knocking, keep on knocking *
Uh-oh. Is this signing my life away?
Definitely.
This is the, I can kill you, and you can't sue me.
We're set.
Don't worry. It's going to be fine, all right?
I love you.
- You grieve for six months. - Oh, my--
Only six months.
- He survived the surgery. - Good.
Did you make him look like George Clooney?
- Yeah, a lot, a lot. - Okay, good.
Oh.
How are you feeling?
- Good. - Yeah?
Do you want to see this nose?
- Yeah, let me see. - Here, you can see.
There you go.
You can kind of see he's not really oozing much.
Oh, my God, honey.
It's too late. You survived.
I'm canceling all the life insurance now.
Wait, close your mouth for a second.
Like, look normal. Like a normal mouth.
I did ask Jay to make him look like George Clooney.
I'm not sure that was achieved.
But more importantly, I get my beauty sleep,
my cognitive sleep, all my sleeps.
There you go, man. Everything went great.
You did really, really well.
Yeah, you're going to be thrilled. Just rest.
We'll let you sit here for a second here.
Can I just show you something?
What are you going to show me?
- What's that? - Ripped.
- Your what? - Oh, you ripped.
- Ripped. - Oh, you ripped it.
That's not what it looked like you were doing.
Just so you know.
Yeah, it looked like, uh.
It looked like you were having a moment. Yeah.
- It is a good nose. - Yeah.
Um, Mom, I forgot my lacrosse bag at Dad's.
It's okay because Dad's going to drop it.
He said he was going to come over.
Mom, what are you making?
Oh, I still have some meatballs.
I figured we could all have it when we go over to Trav's later.
- [doorbell ringing] - [indistinct] again.
You're gonna get that?
- Hi. - Hi.
Hi, hi, hi. Oh, my gosh.
A gaming desk?
Nick, your desk came.
- Where's Luca? - Luca is upstairs.
You guys want to try a meatball?
Yes. Yeah? All right, good.
Well, first of all, I have to say,
every time I talk about making meatballs,
Meatball thinks that he's going to get eaten.
He's like, don't eat the meatballs.
Well, it smells really good.
You know what I want to know about?
I want to know about your wedding.
- Wedding? - Matt and Britt are engaged.
They're getting married.
- Oh, wow. - Yeah.
- Is anyone having a baby? - No.
No.
We're going to have a commitment ceremony in April.
I'm really happy for you guys,
and I think it's really nice for the kids, you know?
It gives them, like, a sense of security, I think.
And, like, honestly, especially because, like,
everything that's going on between Travis and I, which is,
like, a bummer, but, like, I am really happy for them.
- Like, this is good for them. - Yeah.
I could never even imagine a better stepmom for my children.
But it's tough to see that Matt is moving forward
with his relationship, and then mine is,
like, sliding backwards.
Like, I'm not going to say that
that's not a little bit difficult.
And they're supposed to be together,
and I just want that, too.
Where is Travis?
Well, he's actually at work,
but he wouldn't just naturally come here anymore.
He goes to his house.
It's hard because you know I had to get some distance
- from his ex in that situation. - Yeah.
That's really what made it impossible for me.
But it's not getting any better.
Well, it's probably getting worse.
I think about it all the time, like, how lucky I am
- to have you as the mom. - I know!
I'm like, it's so unfair. It's so unfair.
I'm like, Britt gets me, and I get crazy town, you know?
Because of his ex-wife
and her inability to effectively co-parent,
Travis is dealing with things that are outside of his control,
but affect him so deeply
that it affects the entire dynamic of our family.
And I know it's hard for me because it's a legal thing,
so I don't know always how to explain it.
He's such a-- he's such a good guy.
Yeah, I don't want to see Travis go.
I know, and I don't either.
I just want it to be easy and I just want it to be okay.
It's just, like, sadness that I feel like
I can't figure it out, you know?
It was only, like, a year ago, our kids,
they staged this little wedding for us in the backyard.
[Gina screaming]
[cheering]
You're finally with the person
that you're supposed to be with,
and yet, you can't just be happy.
It feels very unfair
that somebody would work to take that from us.
Guess what?
I'm not sure yet.
You're going to change your name?
Well, not legally, but, you know.
You're going to be a Kirschenheiter?
- Maybe a Kirsch. - Well, Kirsch,
but that's not the name.
- Take the name. - Why would you
take somebody else's name at that point.
All 14 letters.
Britt Terry Lynn DeSola Kirschenheiter.
Kirschenheiter goes with anything, so you'll be fine.
You go ahead.
Coming up...
Oh, my God, you look beautiful!
- Hey, Ryan, how are you? - What's up, buddy?
- What's up, man? Good. - How are you?
- Good to see you. - Wanna give me a hug?
- No. - Oh, okay.
Hi, brother, how are you?
* Where the sky is blue and the birds all sing *
I'm going to light the candles outside.
Okay, let's see if they stay lit.
Okay. Good enough.
So normally in the South, when you have people over,
you cook for them.
My mom called me and said,
do you have a nice table runner?
Check. Wine glasses. Check.
Plates. Yes. Did you make dinner? No.
So dinner is...
Brisket, chicken, mac and cheese,
potato salad, bread, and there's something else.
- Beans. - Oh, yeah.
I ordered that.
But it was a lot of people to make for, so I was like,
I'll just order it and put it on fancy platters,
and then they'll think I made it.
I feel like I have to warn you.
- About? - Eddie and Ryan,
they haven't seen each other in months,
and apparently Ryan went on a podcast and, like,
bashed Tamra and Eddie.
My assistant's like, holy sh--,
you're not going to believe what you missed
when you were gone.
He's like, Ryan has been going after
you and Eddie for two weeks.
What? You're just telling me this now.
I know. Well, oh, God.
Can that purse be used as a weapon?
You know it.
Somebody here? Hello?
- Hi! - Hi!
Shane.
- Hi, good. How are you?
- Good. - Nice to meet you.
- Hi, I'm Shane. - Great to meet you. Katie.
Nice to meet you. Come on in.
That's pretty.
Very nice.
- Knock, knock. - Hello.
Hi, come in.
Coming! Oh, is that Emily?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, hi. - You look very mom-like.
What's going on?
You said it was going to be cool.
Wait, I feel like I need to put my sunglasses on, too.
- You look beautiful. - Hi. Thank you.
Hold on.
Oh, wait, Mine has a tampon in it. Hold on.
Oh, my God.
Hi. So nice to meet you.
Very nice to meet you, too, Katie.
- Hello, Matt. - Matt, nice to meet you.
Very nice to meet you.
- Wow, how pretty is this? - Huh?
- I said, how pretty is this? - I know, right? It's gorgeous.
What can I get you guys to drink?
I'll do your dirty.
- Dirty martini? - I'll do you dirty.
Just give me time.
I will have sparkling water.
Matt, I'll take number two.
Yeah.
Knock, knock.
- Hello. - Hey, Matt, how are you?
- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.
Matt, Ryan.
Great to meet you, my friend.
Thanks for having us over.
- Of course. Welcome. - I appreciate it.
What do you guys want to drink?
Oh, you've got Malibu rum.
I'll do that. I'll do a Diet Coke and a Malibu.
- Diet Coke and Malibu. - Hi. This is amazing.
Oh, my God, you look beautiful.
- Hi. - Hey, Ryan, how are you?
- Hey, bud. How are you? - What's up, man?
- Good. Good to see you. - Yeah?
- You want to give me a hug? - No.
Oh, okay. Hi, brother. How are you?
Good to see you.
It's great to see you.
No, I just got nothing to say to you.
Oh, my God.
I'm kind of, like, nail biting. Like, what is going to happen?
Like, are they going to punch each other?
These are two big dudes.
I don't know. I'm excited.
Is there a ring somewhere set up?
It's like two bulls in a China shop.
Please don't break any of our wine glasses.
They're, like, $80 each.
Just, like, be kind around the wine glasses.
Thank you so much.
Do you want any, like, lemon in there?
- No. Just plain water. - Okay, cool, cool.
Do you have any fresh mint?
Fresh mint? We don't have the mint.
I'll be right back.
So, you don't drink?
Not unless I have to tolerate the environment.
- That's enough. - It's a little bullsh-- here.
God, you see what Eddie did to Ryan?
Yeah, well, I don't blame him.
You think Shane would be happy to see somebody
that ----ing trashed me?
He crossed the line ----ing-- Like a little ----ing bitch.
Don't say little bitch around Shane.
- You're a little bitch, dude. - Kelly, that's my husband.
- That's a little bitch. - Hey, that's my husband.
I'll ----ing kill you.
- Well, who's the bitch now? - Right?
Uh-uh. He wouldn't say hi. He wouldn't give me a hug.
He's such a clown. A baby bitch.
Are there name tags on the table?
- No, you can anywhere. - Yes. You're by Ryan.
[Travis and Emily laughing]
I'll put you next to your best friend.
- Okay. - Girls, girls.
Oh, no, no, they're fine.
Matt, with Jenn, you'll learn real quick.
We have four dogs, a cat.
- Oh, wow. - Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What do you do?
I'm in real estate development.
- Okay. - I'm in development.
She's in, uh...
mortgage industry for 15 years.
- Yeah. - Yeah, do all projects
in California, some out of the state.
Ground up construction and/or flips.
Got into real estate development.
I work from home
ever since COVID changed a lot of things for a lot of us.
Yeah.
I'm working on, you know,
seven home development right now.
- So, it's great. Yeah. - Oh, wow.
Okay, cool.
All right, you guys want to come eat?
- I'm on it. Good. - How are you?
18-49.
Tamra, will you tell the bartender
I need another drink?
- Champagne? - I don't care.
- Can you do that for me? - Yeah.
I'm going to put a little piece of ice in it.
- I'll take it. - Tamra!
- What? - Tamra!
- You're spilling. - You ding dong.
Sorry, I was trying to cover your glass over here.
Hold on, I'm going to put like one piece of ice in it.
I got it.
You can't take her anywhere.
You have a towel?
- You're welcome. - Now, we have a party.
Last time Tamra got super drunk like this,
I literally had a napkin thrown in my face.
But you want ----ing tell me to watch it?
So I hope everybody holds onto their napkins tonight.
Probably shouldn't serve her any more alcohol.
- Okay. - Please.
Okay, done.
Coming up...
You're so perfect, Ryan.
Well, nobody's speaking about that.
- How's the FBI going for you? - Stop.
FBI?
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- Matt is amazing. - Yeah.
- He's a good guy. Really. - He is good. Yeah.
He's a sweetheart.
- He's like an angel, literally. - He is.
How long have you guys been married?
Seven and a half years.
And Matt, do you have any kids?
- Abandoned. -No, no. Kids prior.
- No. No. - He was a unicorn
- when I met him. - I was single.
Never married, no kids.
Single 'til I was 44.
Were you a player?
No.
- Just one woman. - You don't look like a player.
- Really? - The right woman.
You found the woman?
- He's still looking. - No, no, no.
Are you kidding me?
He's combing the streets of Newport Beach.
By the way, I saw Katie's ---hole.
Oh, God.
Show me your butthole.
- Oh! - Tamra.
Oh, my God! She showed me her butthole!
I didn't see it! Do it again!
We were playing Truth or Dare.
You have to do what you have to do.
I had underwear on.
We still saw your butthole.
That's classy.
Can we talk about Alexis the other night?
- Did you? - Can we?
- Yeah. - She was acting ----ing crazy.
- Looney tunes. - She was.
Alexis didn't help that night at all.
It didn't at all. It did not help.
I feel like Heather and I maybe could have had
just went and sat down if Alexis wasn't there.
Because I had tried to talk to Heather
and I had tried to tell her how I felt from my heart
as a ----ing friend.
Let me just explain something to you, okay?
You see me at the gym every day. Do you not?
Every morning.
So, when I go into a fashion show
and there are two dresses that are identical
and the one for me is a size 12,
do you think that hurts my psyche a little bit?
- Yes. 100%. - Of course.
Do you think that Heather put a size 12 on there for purpose?
No! I just wanted her to see me. That's it.
Because when I was heavier,
I've been called every name in the book
and it was hurtful.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say?
Yeah. A thousand percent.
I didn't understand that side of it.
And I apologize from the deepest part of my heart.
Like, I apologize.
I do know Emily has a lot of insecurity about her weight.
And I understand that.
- Is this what I weigh? - Uh-huh.
That's the most I've-- That's off the charts.
- What's her body fat at? - You're at 34.
So, that's considered obese.
She looks great. She looks amazing.
But I think, you know, when you're working so hard
and you see, you know, size zeros all over the place
in Orange County, it's, you know, it's hard.
And I feel bad for her.
It would have been awesome for everybody to have,
like, let you two have that conversation.
It's unfortunate she didn't give you the time to do that.
And there was all the noise with Alexis.
- She came in a little, like-- - Heightened.
Yeah. Anxious.
Well, People Magazine came out with an article
- Yes - basically saying that
John is now officially suing Shannon.
So, I called Shannon to, you know, just see how she was.
And she didn't answer.
But she butt-dialed me.
Oh, no.
She was hysterically crying.
She talked about how Alexis is behind all this.
She blamed it all on Alexis.
She said that she was sad.
She was tired. She can't go through this.
A lot of blame on Alexis.
But if I was Shannon and I had been sued by Alexis
and her ex-husband and now Alexis and her boyfriend?
You cannot put those two together.
No, I know.
But in Shannon's mind, that's what she's thinking.
Of course. Everything falls back on Alexis and Shannon's eyes.
I think that Alexis' PR team is behind this
People Magazine article 1,000%.
Not one doubt in my mind.
The same thing happened with Tamra and I
when we got sued by the Bellinos for defamation.
The press got a copy of the complaint before we did.
I mean, clearly, the reason why Shannon doesn't like her
isn't because of the lawsuit.
It's because she's banging her ex-boyfriend.
Let me ask you a question.
Would you rather pay somebody $70,000 to pay him off
or go to court?
Oh, that's a tough one.
Well, he needs to know the terms.
- Yeah, I need context. - If you got money from someone
and they're alleging it's borrowed
and it's arguable both ways,
she's saying it's better just to pay it and be done
and move on instead of going to a big lawsuit.
Oh, 100%.
Look, she did offer the full amount,
but she wanted him to sign a non-disparagement clause.
- That's the problem. - I agree.
He wouldn't sign that
because he wants to be able to talk about it.
If somebody's not going to sign that, just go, [bleep].
Yeah, you're not going to get that in court.
No. No. Go.
You're not going to get a non-disparagement clause?
Now, you're going to go to court and owe the money
and then still not sign that non-disparagement.
Yeah. Yeah.
That can only be in settlement.
Look, if I were representing John Janssen,
I'm sorry, Johnny J.,
I would say take your $75,000, sign the non-disparagement.
Let's leave Shannon alone and ride off into the sunset
with your girlfriend and have a happy life.
I'm sick.
I'm sick to my stomach.
Archie, it's time for night-night.
I don't know. I just feel like
a lot of things are coming at me at the same time, and it's okay.
I'll deal with it.
I got a carrot.
Yeah, sit down.
Sit down with Mama.
Going to go night-night with Mommy?
It's just a lot, and I'm alone.
But that's by choice. I want to be alone.
I don't want to be, you know,
I don't have my kids home, but I...
We're just alone.
I have Archie.
So...
This way. Okay.
Yeah, that is tough, then.
So what else was said in the-- Doll, did you record it?
- Can we play it? - Can we play it?
Do you have receipts?
Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Which one's that?
What, are you talking about Ryan and Eddie?
Yeah. That's a big elephant.
Two big elephants.
When you went on a podcast and
pretty much talked really mad sh-- about me,
but not only me, you talked about me as a mom.
You talked about Eddie as a businessman.
Why?
Um, I feel I am validated in everything I said,
based on the way you guys--
- Are you ----ing kidding me? - Treated me.
Hold on, wait.
You've never talked sh-- about Eddie as a businessman.
- Yeah, you did. - What did you say?
He said that the people came up to you at our gym
and talked sh-- about Eddie.
No, you've never said that.
He said it in a podcast, Jenn.
"When I did hear about Tamra and Eddie,
"it was nothing positive."
- No, I didn't say that. - No, you've never
- even told me that. - Yes, you did.
- I did not say that. - He's only done one podcast.
I've done one podcast
and I didn't say anything about people speaking.
And I listened to everything on that thing.
- Yeah, you did. - I didn't.
I supported your guys' business.
I've been a friend to him until he talked sh-- about me.
You said nothing.
He talked sh-- about you?
- Yeah, he did. - No, he didn't.
- Yes, he did. - What did he say?
You said you were in my backyard,
- for a barbecue. - Yeah.
And you said one of my friends
came up to you and said, "Hey, watch out for Ryan.
"He goes out for married women."
Is that what was told to you?
That's exactly what happened.
It absolutely didn't happen.
It absolutely happened.
- It didn't. - It did happen.
- It absolutely happened, Ryan. - Why would I make that up?
Absolutely happened.
- Why would I make that up? - 1,000%.
Ryan, we all know you like to F married women.
It's the news on the street.
We can name a list of them.
Oh, by the way, news alert.
Jenn was married when you ----ed her too.
Let's just assume that's accurate, which it's not.
All I know, some dude comes up to me and says,
"Hey, watch out for Joe Blow.
"He's got a thing for married women."
And he's talking about, you know, my chick.
I'm sitting down with him that moment,
and saying you and I have a problem.
So you wait--
No, because you're not a threat to me.
You are not a threat to me.
And I guarantee you, you would never have my wife.
That's why it's not a big deal.
But you would think from a man's perspective,
you'd come up to me and say, "Bro,
"are you saying these disrespectful
"things about my wife?"
For what?
- He's not a little bitch! - I got nothing to prove.
Why are you doing this?
Because he's coming after my husband.
But you went after him--
I guarantee you, you would never have my wife.
That's why it's not a big deal.
But you would think from a man's perspective,
you'd come up to me and say,
"Bro, are you saying these disrespectful things
- "about my wife?" - For what?
- He's not a little bitch! - I got nothing to prove.
Why are you doing this?
Because he's coming after my husband.
But you went after him--
I told the truth! I told the truth.
But why? What does it matter for you and he?
But he went on a ----ing podcast,
ripped my husband apart, ripped me apart as a mom.
I don't think I did, Tamra.
You know, Tamra, I don't know if she's still talking
to her children, but she's also had that.
I totally feel like she wants
what you guys have
because it doesn't seem like she has it in her household.
That's a tough one for me to answer.
I don't live under their roof.
And the last thing I would want to do is speculate.
I did not.
You went after my son, Ryan?
I didn't go after your son, Ryan.
I just reposted a post saying
you should stop talking about me,
and worry about your own Ryan.
It should say worry about your own Ryan.
Yeah. Okay, do I go after your kids?
I did not. I said, worry about your own Ryan.
That's it.
You posted a picture about Ryan's dick pic
to compare it to yours.
Are you talking
- about your son? - Yeah.
It was a picture
from when he was 18 years old.
20 years ago, my son, Ryan,
he sent a dick pic to a girlfriend.
That girl, in return, sent it to a tabloid.
So, he reposted a pic of Ryan
and said, you need to worry about your own son.
My social media post had nothing to do with Tamra's son,
and some dick picture he may or may not have had years ago.
This was everything directed at Tamra.
I don't even know the guy.
It's one thing if you want to say something
about me, but when you go attacking my children,
you're a douche.
But yeah, we already knew that.
Don't talk about my ----ing kids.
- I apologize if you talk- - Because I will
----ing go after you, if you go after my kids.
I didn't go after your kids. I said,
worry about your own Ryan.
So, if you said worry about your--
That's going after my own kid, you ----ing bitch.
- You're a bitch. - No, I don't even know you.
Why do you ----ing sit there, Eddie?
- I don't even know you. - You and I have
known each other for so ----ing long.
I've always supported you.
I've always ----ing supported her.
Why do you allow this sh--?
What, am I her keeper?
No, but this is bullsh--, and you know it.
I've been nothing but good to you.
Maybe my husband's not a little bitch.
- Neither is mine. - Tamra!
Are you-- are you really speaking like this?
- Yeah, I am. - Wow, at your age, it's--
- Eddie, stop. - It's not impressive.
I'm not, I'm just saying, who speaks like this
at an adult dinner table?
He wouldn't say hi, he wouldn't give me a hug.
He's such a clown. Baby bitch.
Oh, I know, you're so perfect, Ryan.
Well, nobody's speaking about that.
How's the FBI going for you?
Stop.
- FBI? - Stop.
- What? - Who knows?
Oh, you don't know anything about the FBI.
Stop!
It's not worth it.
FBI? What are you talking about, Tamra?
I don't know, I'm not in the mob.
I have no idea what this means.
I have known for about six months that Ryan
was raided by the FBI.
It was some kind of illegal gambling
and Jenn knows all about it.
I do know that Ryan
and this guy that has been investigated by the FBI
go to Vegas a lot,
so how much smoke can there be
before there actually is a ----ing fire?
Can you just stop talking? Please?
Eddie, I hate this coming between me and you,
because I've had massive respect for you, forever. Forever.
- I'm done. - Oh, sh--.
Where's my purse? Give me my purse, I'm done.
I'm done.
Tamra takes anybody who's happy,
and tries to railroad them because she's miserable.
Let's go.
It doesn't need to be like this.
Is there a car out here?
- Because I'll go by myself. - Jeez.
Her marriage is a sham.
Eddie is soft, he's unemployed.
When others are doing well and real love is being shown,
she can't handle it
because it's everything she doesn't have.
I knew that he has done
some really shady things in the past,
but I don't think anybody in this group is prepared
to see who the real Ryan is.
This guy's a piece of sh--. [Bleep].
[Bleep]. Are you kidding me?