[upbeat music]
Do you wanna sit at a table?
- Let's sit at this table. - Okay.
- What's going on? - Hi.
- How was your trip? - It was good.
But I felt like Shannon was a woman on the verge
- of, like, a mental breakdown. - Me too.
I don't understand how overwhelmed I am
with love right now.
[sobbing]
And then you called us and told Shannon
you wanted to meet with her,
I didn't realize that was happening imminently.
Do you know how off the rails
you were the other night at Gina's dinner?
You had to pay for everything for John.
You owe him $75,000?
For what? A facelift and a loan.
- Is he suing you? - Yeah, he is.
I'm sorry.
I said I'm having a party on Wednesday.
I want you and Vicki to be there.
Alexis will not be invited.
I had so much fun at Traitors.
I was thinking of hosting
a competition party with you girls.
- Does it involve Shannon? - Oh, Jesus.
They should not be together.
It's just too volatile right now.
I want her to shut up.
Do I need to pull out the videos?
- Johnny's ready to talk. - Videos of what?
Her at the night of her DUI.
Katie, I'm telling you, it will ruin her life.
I don't think we should mention this to her at all.
No way.
Mm-mm.
[upbeat disco music]
♪ I'm so tired of going back and forth ♪
We're gonna go in here.
- Hello. How are you? - Good. How are you?
If I can just have just
a name and phone number on there for me.
Perfect. All right. We'll get you checked on in.
I'll have you come on back, and we'll have you go over
everything with Christian, all right?
- Okay. Thank you. - Yeah.
Since my DUI, I purchased a new car.
I had a 750 BMW, but it got totaled.
We're going to the sensible, mature lady car section.
Well, you look a little stiff. Like, get a little-- like that.
- Like this? - Yeah, like that. There you go.
Okay, well, I don't wanna scratch it.
The options for driving are
have your license suspended for six months,
or you can drive with a breathalyzer installed.
If you install that in your car,
then you're allowed to drive your car anywhere you want.
Because my children are at school,
they can't really drive me around,
and I wanna be able to have that ability.
And second of all, I think it's good for me
to be reminded of my very, very stupid choice.
- Hi. - Hi, how are you?
My name's Christian. I work with Ignition Interlocks.
We can go into the car and do a quick training.
So, I'll have you hop in the driver's side.
- I'll hop in the passenger. - I've not been
in the driver's side of a car for six months.
Okay, I'm gonna be nervous to drive, Steve.
- I am. - You'll be fine.
- It happens to a lot of people. - It's like riding a bike.
You wanna do this before you start the vehicle,
because if you do start the vehicle,
it's gonna count as a violation.
You don't want any violations.
The way you blow into it is by almost like meditating.
[humming] It's gonna be a hum and a blow.
- Oh, okay. - Yeah.
[Christian humming]
- Stop. So you did it wrong. - [breathalyzer beeps]
- Why did I do it wrong? - Because you didn't hum.
- You needed to hum. - Oh, okay.
- You gotta hum. - Where-- How--
[Steve humming]
But how do you do that and breathe?
So what I do is-- You know how when you take a deep breath,
and then when you're about to release,
just focus on the hum.
[Christian humming]
- Stop. Perfect. - [breathalyzer beeps]
Okay. Figured it out.
Instead of going... [grunting]
you go... [humming]
It's the lower that it satisfies the hum component. Yeah.
So does it ever, like, when you're driving,
does it ever say, "Pull over now"?
No. It never stops on you.
- It will ask you for a retest. - Oh, it will?
Every 5 to 20 minutes randomly.
So, I do have to keep blowing when I'm driving?
While you're driving, yeah.
What if I don't hum by mistake?
- Then it'll be-- - It counts as a violation.
After three violations, you got to come back,
pay the shop a fee to reset it?
- Yeah. - One hurdle after another.
The DUI has affected every aspect of my life,
including my Real For Real business.
Sales were starting to go down
before the DUI, and it's at the same level.
The last couple months, for obvious reasons,
we really haven't been able to help promote the product.
I wanna take my name off of it.
You know, I had a DUI,
so I wasn't comfortable trying to promote it.
It's hypocritical for me to say, "Oh, I'm Healthy Shannon
"and buy my healthy products when I got a DUI."
So, my whole life has changed.
- Okay, well, thank you. - You never wanna disconnect.
That's another violation. You almost did it there.
Are you kidding? Would I have been violated?
Violations, yes.
[upbeat pop music]
♪ Let's go
♪ Friday lights coming down
Just a big inhale, and just inhale, inhale, inhale.
Oh, that feels amazing.
Square your hips and square your shoulders.
And then you're gonna sink down into your warrior two.
Have you ever done yoga?
- A long time ago. - You have great posture.
Oh, my God. Oh, that feels good.
Working out does feel good.
Press your hips back. Just feel grounded to the mat.
I feel like this is a pose for Matt.
- Why? - For later.
- Okay, head down. - [Katie snickers]
Shut up.
I feel like both yoga and sex
require a lot of flexibility.
I think Katie may get down with her mat on a regular basis.
When you have a husband that looks like Matt,
you have sex twice a day.
I think her mat is well-used.
- Hi. What's her name? - Come here, baby.
- Sparkles. - Sparkles.
How are you doing? Sparkles, come with Mama.
She's totally fine, I promise.
I'm taking this all in still.
After Big Bear, I sent Heather a text.
- You did? Did she ever respond? - That was over a week ago.
And she was complaining, "Oh, Katie didn't send me a text.
Katie contacted the paparazzi to ask if I call media.
- I hope that she regrets it. - There's been no text.
So, I did. And then crickets.
I actually can't believe that we're still discussing this.
She just wants me to, like, beg on my hands and knees
and be like, "Princess Heather, can you please forgive me?"
I'm not doing that, I'm not gonna kiss your ass, Heather.
I'm not Gina.
If she wants to talk, great.
If she doesn't wanna talk, great.
It's not like it's necessary for me.
I get that.
[car engine rumbling]
Your child has that Mustang?
Yeah, it's really cool, Dawson.
- Is he okay? - You know how it is.
Just ending a marriage,
going through divorce, building a new life.
- It's a big learning curve. - It is.
And you and your ex are, you said...
- We don't talk. - ...you don't talk.
What happened, if you don't mind me asking?
We got married when I was freshly 21.
- Oh, baby. - And I had
a 14-month-old baby at our wedding.
And I, at 21, thought that was love, right?
You have a baby with somebody. You get married.
Two days before my wedding in Hawaii,
my brother-in-law said to me, "Good luck with him."
And I'd already been thinking, like, this isn't right.
So before I walked down the aisle, I told my dad,
"I just don't think I can do it."
And he was like, "Well, you have a daughter.
"We flew all the way here. You got to do it."
We had another child and another child,
and it became really stressful.
And we started fighting about that.
- Who left who? - I did.
- I left a bunch of times. - You did?
And then finally, I stayed gone.
Even going through divorce, they encouraged me
so many times to go back to my husband
because good Catholic girls don't get divorced.
Your divorce was, like, easy? Was it--
It was not easy. I was, like, left in the cold.
I didn't have any of my things, like, all of my yearbooks,
my scrapbooks I made as a kid,
baby things, I have nothing.
He got rid of everything of mine.
What is the dynamic with Matt and the kids?
Like, is he stepdad? Is he Dad?
- Matt is Dad. - Matt is Dad.
To Kaili and Gavin, my two olders.
When my ex-husband and I separated,
it affected all the kids.
I remember my son, Max, saying for so long,
"I wish you and Dad were still married."
Am I heartbroken he's in Atlanta choosing to live with his dad?
A thousand percent.
But that's what sometimes happens
in these custody battles.
I mean, Kaili's in the process of changing her name to Janella.
- Oh, she is? - Yeah, she said
using the word "Dad" is traumatizing.
- Oh, for God-- - So I say, "Padre--"
And just the other day, he walked in,
she was on the phone, and she goes, "Hi, Dad."
And Matt, like, burst into tears.
Like, oh, my God, that's so special, you know?
They're very, very close.
To hear Katie went through something similar with her kids,
moving in and blending their families,
and she came out ahead
and thriving means the world to me.
And I hope in time my family will find our balance.
I didn't know that. That's really cool.
Yeah, he's awesome.
♪
I thought we could just spray tan out here
because it's such a nice day today.
It's a good natural light.
Should I put the pasties on?
I feel like the stars are very Vegas-y.
Like, you know, gonna be in a show later.
What are you doing out here?
Shane! You ready for your spray tan?
No, I'm not gonna. I'm gonna spray tan you.
Do you want me to show you how to spray tan?
No, just give me the gun.
- No, no. - You might have to change.
You don't wanna get it on your jacket.
I don't like the actual spray tan part.
It's gross. But I do love the way it looks.
Especially when you work out a lot
and you lift weights, you get a spray tan,
you can actually see your muscle tone.
- Okay. - All right, let's do this.
- Emily, do this. - Oh, my arms are hurting.
Oh, poor baby.
- Good. - Turn to the right.
It's like a mug shot.
I got little bit more than I bargained for.
You've been out here naked for quite a while.
I've got to get your bald spot so it matches your face.
Okay, we're done?
I'm gonna use your restroom real quick
- and I'll be right back. - Okay. You look very healthy.
Have you made a doctor's appointment?
Because you know I was concerned about your...
- [Shane chuckles] - You were-- You had
like, a heart attack the other day.
You said you had that pain in your chest.
I'm just concerned because I don't wanna be a widow.
No, that was you being mean and you hurt my heart.
- No. - That's what it was.
That is not-- No, I wasn't even home.
I don't think Shane takes his health seriously,
but I can only ask so many times,
and then it's like, I'm nagging and I'm annoying.
And then I have to be aggressive and mean.
I don't think I'm a mean person. Would you say I'm a mean person?
- No. - Um, in La Quinta,
at dinner one night, it was just Shannon and me
sitting there, and then she was like,
"Oh, I just wanted to tell you
"that Gina's been saying things about you."
Gina thought that you were becoming more aggressive
as you hang out with Tamra, or meaner.
And then I asked because
I was trying to nail down a timeline.
I was like, "Well, did she say it after I yelled at Jen?"
[chuckles] That's not okay.
It was not okay, and I need to apologize.
I just think it's like, I feel like her personality
is just kind of like a lack of accountability.
And it just reminds me of my mom,
and then you know how I feel about that.
That personality type, that whole--
- Triggers you. - Yes.
I mean, my mom didn't finish college,
and she blames it on other people.
Yeah, but that's always gonna be the case.
- Never gonna change. - It was just so hard as a kid
because I always had to get myself up,
always had to get myself to school.
I never had lunch money. I never had a lunch.
But then I'm the person I am today
because of what I went through.
I was never coddled or given anything.
I recognize that that's not Jen's fault.
That's my issue.
I feel badly that she was on the receiving end of it.
I know that's a problem that I need to work on.
Yes, I'm aggressive or mean,
but I had to be.
I had to be that way.
Because as a kid,
you shouldn't have to figure all that stuff out.
I don't want Annabelle to ever--
Well, that's the thing. Break the cycle, right?
I go into Annabelle's room at night,
and I hug her and tell her how much I love her.
I think she and I have
- a strong, solid relationship. - That's good.
- Do you think I'm a good mom? - Yeah.
- Coming up... - Tamra told me
Alexis brought up that there were some videos.
These videos will ruin her life.
- Sophia? - Yeah?
- Do you wanna do something? - Sure.
Do you wanna go drive?
Not particularly.
What makes you nervous about it?
You go fast. Accidents happen.
People die.
[both giggling]
Do you have to be such a pain in my ass?
- Let's go. - Do I need a helmet?
Only if you drive us off a bridge. [Sophia snickering]
Really? Look at that evil laugh of yours.
[Tamra snickering]
Wait, you didn't look.
I usually back up a little bit, and then I look.
You're already in the street.
I'm not in the street.
Okay.
Okay, now go ahead and make sure it's safe and pull out.
I got a text message from Saddleback School.
- I applied. - To do what?
- Graphic design. - Well, that's good.
What about music school?
- I don't know. - Do you feel the pressure
of just trying to do something?
Well, yeah.
Sophia decided to take a gap year,
and I was very supportive of it.
She's got really bad anxiety
of being out of the house, away from me,
and I felt like if anybody needed that time to herself,
it was Sophia.
- It's all just-- - Stop!
- God, dude. - I need a break.
♪
Mochi. Mochi!
You should come sit right here. Did you fill out your paperwork?
Yeah, I think I did everything.
What are you changing it to?
Kaili Michelle Ginella.
So you're not changing your middle?
No, I like my middle name. It's, like, cute.
There's a question of, like, the reason.
Because, like, I don't know if I can just, like,
Oh, I was abandoned by my old family,
and I'm adopted now, kind of.
You're, like, disassociating
- from your biological father? - Exactly.
When my ex-husband and I separated,
Kaili was nine, and a few years later,
when my mom was diagnosed with cancer,
I felt like my ex-husband wouldn't let
one of my sons see my mother.
So Kaili sent him a text telling him how selfish he is.
And now there's no contact.
- Where's Padre? - Matt is at work.
How does he feel about this?
Does he know we're doing it today?
We've talked about it, he's, like,
that will be the best day of my life.
- Oh, wow. - Don't get upset.
It's okay. This is so cool!
- I know I'm nervous. - Why?
Just because it's, like, a lot.
Well, Kaili, I think this is, like,
putting a bow on all of the stuff
that happened to you in the past.
Her dad doesn't wish her happy birthday.
There was no congratulations on graduating high school.
I think Kaili changing her name solidifies that she's moving on.
Ready to file the paperwork?
Yeah. Oh, my God.
- I'm nervous. - Don't be.
- How fast are you going? - Sixty-five.
Is that not the speed limit?
- I'm just asking. - I'm not an idiot.
Actually, you're very smart. I don't know how that happened.
You got your looks from me.
- Your brain's from your dad. - Maybe.
Sophia doesn't have a relationship
with her dad right now.
It was always difficult to get her to go see her dad.
It's a good combination.
You're actually starting to look more
like your dad as you get older.
I'm not talking to Dad.
All right.
But my heart breaks for him.
He has two children that don't speak to him,
and I have one that doesn't speak to me.
And it's all because of the divorce.
So, it's difficult.
I wanted to talk to you about Tamara's daughter.
- Okay. - She's the same age as you.
She has the same, like, anxiety
about her biological father.
She doesn't have a ton of girlfriends in the area,
- and neither do you. - Neither do I.
Since we're pretty new.
And so we want you girls to meet because you guys have,
- like, a lot in common. - Okay.
You guys will have a lot to talk about.
Oh, that's cool. I wanna meet her.
- Okay, here we are. - Oh, my gosh.
Wild. Okay. I'm gonna grab my purse.
Two Ginellas entering the house.
- Oh, my God. - [both giggling]
Wait, where are you going? Sophia, go. Hurry.
No, I'm already in this lane. I can't go over there.
Oh, my God. Why can't you listen to me?
I thought that was the road we were going to.
Oh, my God.
[dramatic music]
I don't know how to dress Scottish.
Well, you look pretty. That's easy.
That's Survivor, not Traitors.
What is the theme of the party?
Dress Scottish.
I'm leaning towards this one
because this feels very holiday.
The bagpipe guys wear this
- every day. - No.
This is so Christmassy.
Yes, I think so.
I got these heeler boots.
- They're taller than you. - That's my foot size, Mom.
Put it on. There's no way.
[Gina laughing] Oh, my gosh.
Do your foot really fit in there?
Dang, boy.
♪
I met Tamra the other night and it didn't go well.
I said, I feel like I've been climbing out of a hole,
and you just wanna push me back into it.
Okay, well, if you can send me a quote,
and also if you recall why he was rated standard,
I can then address that.
So, there was a moment where I felt
we were having a conversation that friends would have.
I hugged her, and it's like, we're good.
Can you put your phone down?
Okay, it's fine.
♪
- Hi. - Hi. Look at you.
I thought you were gonna be up there.
I'm actually playing the game.
- Wow, unfair advantage. - No.
I hope I'm on her team.
Unfortunately, my experience on the show,
The Traitors was too short.
So, I wanna have a Traitors experience for all the girls,
and maybe for me to relive it a little bit.
- Hi. - Hi.
Who are we missing, Vicki and Shannon?
Well, at least it's not raining.
Vicki still looks like she's going to a business meeting.
Yeah, she's gonna sell some insurance.
- Yes. - Hello.
[overlapping chatter]
Vicki and I are not in a bad place.
Actually, I'm really surprised that I got an invite.
So, I thought it'd be fun for Vicki to be there,
and I really thought it'd make Shannon feel
a little bit more comfortable.
- What are we doing? - We don't know.
This is normal, we all get out of the SUVs,
and we line up, and we wait for the host of our show.
[thunder rolling]
- I just had drops. - See, there's drops.
I'm gonna have one frizz ball here,
and I'm gonna borrow your hat, all of y'all.
Who is that?
I don't know who that is.
[thunder rumbling]
Who is that?
I don't know who that is.
- It's Teddi. - Oh, my God, it is.
- She's so serious. - She looks amazing.
Did she ride a horse here?
It's my podcast partner.
I figured that Teddi would be the best host,
like Alan Cumming.
- Teddi Shady. - She is stunning.
- That's Tamra's minion. - She's not gonna disappoint.
Welcome, Housewives and Vicki.
I am your host, Teddi Mellencamp.
She's a bitch.
Welcome to the thrilling game of Traitors.
Let the game begin.
You're gonna come up, you're gonna fill out
your questionnaire, and at the end, you will pay.
Come join me.
I have no idea what Teddi just said,
but we're gonna fill out a paperwork.
That's what I heard.
The host picks The Traitor, and the entire game,
you have to try to figure out who the Traitor is.
There's missions, and you can be murdered.
It's just a mind---- game is what it is, it really is.
Okay, so right here you'll have your surveys.
You fill it out.
Everybody has to be as honest
as they possibly can be.
Some of you, that's gonna be hard.
How do you feel about this, Vicki?
The last interaction you had with Teddi--
I have zero to do with her.
I mean, she is so disrespectful to me.
Why the hell would you ask me where I am on January 6th?
I'll tell you where I was.
I was at my condo in Puerto Vallarta.
You were probably just triggered by somebody
that actually has cancer.
[audience exclaiming]
Tamra and Teddi are two peas in a tit-tit-tit-tit-tit.
I don't know what the [bleep] their stupid podcast is about,
but Teddi can go kiss my ass.
Is there a large font for old Traitors?
Okay, read it to me.
Who is the best liar?
Oh, this is a mean game.
I see where this is going.
- This is not gonna be good. - No.
Who's the biggest liar is an easy question to answer
because Katie is just, like, lying a lot.
Emily has a lot to say about me always.
She called me a squatter.
"You look like you have money, but we know you don't."
I owe everyone in town money.
Sell my Rolex and pay my bills.
I mean, I could go on.
- It's hurtful. - [clears throat]
Let's all go up to the round table
so I can pick my Traitor.
Who wants to be a Traitor?
I don't even know what they do.
You have to murder people.
- Oh, okay. - Oh, intriguing.
Take a seat.
Once we commence, everybody will put earplugs in
and the mask on their face,
and then I will walk around and select the Traitor.
Shannon's ready!
[dramatic music]
I have selected my Traitor.
You can lift off your masks, take off your earplugs,
and join me for a cocktail hour in the rain.
Oh!
So, you think Jenn's the Traitor?
Hi!
I'll take a Dark Traitor Margarita.
- Yeah. - What else is there?
And a hot toddy.
Espresso martini.
Can I have an espresso martini?
Two. Two.
Can I have a very weak tequila soda?
I think Heather's on to something with Gina.
Hey, Katie, can I talk to you for a sec?
- Sure. - Okay.
I'll get my purse. I'll be back.
- Where are you going? - Stay strong.
Katie has been murdered!
I'm happy to see that Heather has acknowledged
that Katie exists and breathes the air.
I feel like that's a step in the right direction.
I actually really like you.
- Good, you should. - I think
maybe you should give her another chance.
Uh, maybe.
I will think about it.
I mean, at least she didn't have security extricate her.
So, we're moving forward.
Baby Heather steps, I guess.
My fake hair is all frizzing.
- Looks good. - Thanks.
- Very voluminous. - Yes.
I said I want hair like a romance novel.
Oh, yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, yeah, that's good.
So, anyway, so I'm having an event in Sonoma next week.
Oh, cool.
It's for this organization called Family Equality.
I have four incredible kids
who are all different genders and different sexualities.
One of the groups I've been working with
is called Family Equality,
and I'm gonna do an event in Sonoma.
And in the spirit of inclusivity,
I would really like to invite you to join us.
Oh, I appreciate that. Thank you.
I don't really have an interest in being friends with Katie.
Let's just be clear.
There's no, like, reconciling here.
We were never friends.
However, I would never go out of my way
to make someone feel left out.
I would love to join you. Thank you for inviting me.
And I do wanna apologize to you
for being nosy with my friend.
I have proof.
Did Heather Dubrow call paps,
- and he said yes? - It was never meant to--
I don't wanna relitigate everything, honestly.
No, no, no. I wanna move on from it.
- But I want to-- - It's unimportant.
- We don't know each other. - Yeah.
And I hope you actually get to know me now.
- Yeah. - This time.
It is impossible to move forward with Heather
when she doesn't let me finish a sentence.
"Katie.
"I did not call the paparazzi,
"I swear on my children, that day."
Get your----ing nails out of my face.
Cheers. To moving on.
Okay. Very good.
- Okay. - All right.
Now let's go find out who this Traitor bitch is.
I feel like you're onto something.
- With the tap, tap, tap? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like you're onto something.
I'm just saying.
Coming up.
They want you to clear his name.
I'm not gonna lie. I am not gonna lie.
You're not murdered?
No. I'm alive. I'm alive.
Wow. Is everything good?
- Yeah, it's fine. - Oh, yay.
I'm gonna go over here where I'm not in the rain.
- Okay, cheers. - Mm-hmm.
Nobody was murdered.
- Right now? - Uh-huh.
- Gina, here. - Oh, perfect.
I'll walk with you. I didn't lie.
We're going to the table, then.
- Do you wanna go talk? - I do.
Shannon, could you please have a conversation with me?
- And me. - Okay.
Who do you think is the Traitor?
- I think it's you or Emily. - It is not me.
That's what the Traitor would say.
Yeah, but it's not.
- Anyway, I talked to Katie. - I know.
How did it go? It's okay?
- Yeah, it went fine. - Good.
It's not about what you say. It's about your actions.
Right, so let's see what they are.
Let's see what the actions are.
We're gonna eat after our first mission.
Don't tell the other people we're eating.
No.
I'll just do another espresso martini, please.
I'm gonna do the same thing.
I just wanted to tell you that
for the last however long it was since I saw you last,
I have been soul searching
and absolutely just devastated by that night
when I yelled at you across the table.
Completely wrong.
I'm not selling my watch. I love my watch.
You're so----ing stupid.
Go----ing sell it and pay back some of your bills.
I wanna take full responsibility.
I should have never done that, completely out of line,
and I am sorry, and I hope that you could forgive me.
I guess I wanna ask you--
I feel like you and I keep
finding ourselves in this spot,
like I'm beneath you.
And so for me, I feel like,
"Okay, I'm just less than Emily."
You value my bank account, not--
No, no, not at all.
That's 100% incorrect because I grew up with nothing,
so I would absolutely never judge someone
based upon what they have, and I think
that you're in a space where you are now
because you had so many people take care of you.
- My whole life. - And now you're like,
"[bleep], I have to take care of myself,
and I don't know how to do that."
- I've never done that. - I had the exact opposite.
I had nothing growing up. No support.
Nobody paid for anything. Nobody stepped up.
No safety. I had a lot of traumatizing things happen
that I don't like to talk about.
So it made me who I am, which is hard,
driven, tough, and a lot of times
it's very difficult for me to see outside of that.
And so I apologize. That's not on you.
That's issues that I have with my past.
You are someone I look up to,
so it's been a big bummer for me.
I would like to be more like a woman like Emily.
I like being around women that I feel you can grow from,
and I feel that way with her.
Hey, are you the Traitor?
- And I'm sorry that-- - No. It's you.
I think it's you.
It's not me.
I appreciate that Jenn tells me
that she admires me.
I mean, it makes me feel good,
but now I feel like an asshole.
Did you figure out the car situation?
Yeah. I mean, I chose the breathalyzer, so...
Can't you just Uber for six months?
I have been.
Yeah, I was gonna say, can you just continue,
- or is that-- - I guess.
It's not ideal.
My dry cleaning has been sitting there since December 31st.
I just wanna take it in.
I'll help you with your dry cleaning.
So this is the first time we're really getting to talk.
- I believe we had a great show. - We had an amazing show.
I thought we were all on the same page,
- and then-- - It wasn't you.
Oh, it's me.
Me and Shannon had a falling out.
- Why? - Because of her drinking.
And I liked one of Alexis' posts
about her twin 16-year-old birthday.
Well, no, it said "friendships forming," but okay.
- It's fine. Whatever. - No, Shannon,
I didn't look at the hashtag. I don't know what that means.
There were articles all that day of her publicist
making a statement on behalf of she and John
four days after they met, so I was
- super upset about it. - But I didn't know that.
I never thought for a million years Alexis Bellino
would be dating John Janssen.
I don't want anything to do with Alexis Bellino.
She's constantly saying, "I don't want to hurt Shannon."
I mean, I am sorry.
It's not my fault that John is dating Alexis,
- and I don't care about that. - Right.
Tamra told me that Alexis brought up the fact
that there were some videos or something.
Yeah. I heard this.
Are we supposed to tell Shannon?
I don't know.
I honestly don't want to be involved.
But Tamra didn't tell her?
No.
These videos will ruin her life.
I understand that Shannon is 100% responsible
for whatever she did on those videos,
but my God, the woman has children.
And you know that if you release that,
it will affect those kids.
And that, to me, is inexcusable.
It's like a weird space,
because part of me wanted to be like,
"Oh, I wanna tell Shannon she should be aware of this."
But at the same time, I don't want it to get worse.
Tamra, I'm trying to move on with my life,
and it's hard enough to have Alexis thrown in my face.
I know, and I give you kudos to even be around her.
That I owe him $75,000,
Where do you sit with that now?
My attorney made a settlement offer,
and he said he won't take one penny less.
Can I give you some advice?
They want you to clear his name.
Not gonna happen. I'm gonna tell the truth.
It's very difficult for me to be stuck in the middle of this.
I know that these videos
could be quite damaging to Shannon,
and as much as I want to tell her,
I just don't think that I should.
I'm not gonna----ing lie.
I'm not gonna start lying right now in my life.
No, I'm not asking you to do that.
I'm just saying, I feel like--
I'm not gonna lie.
You have nothing to apologize to--
- I am not gonna lie. - Okay.
Shannon, you have nothing to apologize to John at all.
I just don't wanna think about him.
I don't wanna talk about him.
But do you understand where we are?
We talked about Tres Amigas, and now
we've transitioned to John and Alexis,
and I don't want--
I wanna go back to Tres Amigas.
There is no replacement for Tamra.
There's no replacement for Vicki.
There's no replacement for Shannon.
We would love the Tres Amigas
- back in action again. - Can I get a hug?
You make me mad sometimes.
Listen, we're all very stubborn, hard-headed girls.
I get pulled in by these two all the time,
and it's always a disappointment,
but we don't have to talk about the past.
We can kind of slowly move forward.
No, thank you.
We need to start this----ing game, okay?
Can we just dance?
[all whoop]
Coming up.
There's an animal in there!
You went through childbirth!
- Pull it out! - I got the----ing drugs!
[thunder claps]
Look at these Tres Amigas walking back together.
- Are they reunited? - Oh!
They're gonna do a show later.
I don't know if y'all knew.
Oh, by the way, one of you is definitely the Traitor,
because hell is frozen over.
- Yes. - Are you performing later?
- Let's play. - Wait, what do we do?
- Who's the Traitor? - How does someone get killed?
[overlapping chatter]
[all shushing]
Shh.
I'm gonna separate you into groups.
Team One will be Heather, Katie, and Gina.
Team Two is Vicki, Tamra, and Emily.
And Team Three is Jenn and Shannon.
We're broken up in twos?
Because it's not even numbers,
it'll be three-three-two.
Oh, that's my custody schedule!
Oh, that was mine too!
- Isn't that three-two-three? - Yeah!
You're on a team now.
I'm gonna read out the questions.
- Oh, the surveys that we-- - Yes.
Whatever team has the highest score
for the guesses will get immunity.
If you get immunity, you cannot be murdered in this round.
So intricate.
- All right. - All right.
Who do you think the group thinks is the most defensive?
- Heather. - It's you right now.
- You. - I think it's you.
We're ready.
Jenn and Shannon's group,
- who do you think-- - Shannon.
- We think Heather. - Heather.
The most defensive...
is Shannon.
[both cheering]
So they got a point.
I am defensive.
Just keep slinging it at me
and I will defend.
Bing! Bing!
Who is the first to throw someone under the bus?
- Tamra. - They're going with Tamra,
- so let's say Tamra. - We're gonna go with Katie.
Tamra is the first to throw somebody under the bus.
Who drinks the most?
- I said Emily. - Heather.
We're going with you.
You were smart because now you have three points.
Oh! Yeah!
Who is the biggest Traitor?
[dramatic music]
- Tamra. - You rank pretty high.
- We're gonna say Tamra. - We'll say Tamra.
- Tamra. - The answer is Tamra.
[whooping]
Yay! Congratulations!
Way to go, Tamra!
I won!
I'm the truth teller,
so if you don't like what I have to say,
then I guess I'm a Traitor.
So, you two are immune.
Everybody's putting on their mask,
and on the count of three,
the Traitor is going to lift up their mask
and then point to somebody to be murdered.
Damn.
You cannot pick Jenn or Shannon.
If you are murdered,
you will have to continue playing,
but there will be consequences.
Like, you're dead.
Unless you wanna end up in the pool.
- I do not. - Is everybody following?
Grab a blindfold. Put it on.
One, two, three.
Great. Thank you so much.
The Traitor has made their decision.
Emily, who'd you pick?
- I'm not telling you. - I think it's Jenn.
She's so accusatory.
You're dead, bitch.
Oh!
Who-- What mother----er murdered me?
- Not me. - "Not I," said the fly.
Who in this group wants to murder me?
Leave your boyfriend, you----ing bitch.
You are a fake friend.
She goes, "I don't wanna hang out with these losers."
You're a liar. You're a----ing liar.
- Who talks this way? - Katie says
you call the paparazzi all the time.
[bleep] you!
Shannon, are you the Traitor?
I don't know.
I thought we were on good terms, Shannon.
I am not the Traitor.
That was before our conversation.
[crickets chirping]
What's in that box?
Inside of this box is somebody who is going to be murdered.
You're gonna pull out a little card.
Who determines if we get murdered?
The paper.
There's an animal in there!
Don't put your hand in there.
Here we go. It's cricket.
I'm safe.
Okay, here you go, girl.
[all screaming]
- [bleep] - No!
We didn't think there was anything in there except cards!
You went through childbirth, pull it out!
I got the----ing drugs.
This is literally my nightmare.
I wish I got murdered.
Get a piece of paper.
[screaming]
Oh, you're so Ohio.
It's gonna ruin your hoo-ha.
I'm not putting my hand in that.
Crickets are a sign of good luck,
but I don't need them crawling all over my hands. No.
- I'm from Ohio! - Please, just don't.
Oh, my God, you ate it?
Oh, God, you ate it?
Okay, guys, first,
we have to murder somebody else.
There's another murder?
No, no, no, no, no,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, got it.
Even though she was immune the first round,
there has been another murder.
Who's murdered?
[bleep] That's bullsh--.
I'm immune! I'm immune!
By the way, it's immune, not immuned.
But you were only immune the first round.
How did Shannon die?
Who killed her?
Read between the lines!
Traitor! Read between the lines!
I don't really understand this game,
but I've been murdered,
I got crickets everywhere, and it's cold.
We need to know who was murdered
so we can continue on.
- Teddi, are we opening these? - Yes.
Everybody, reveal your paper at the same time.
I'm safe, but I'm dead.
- Safe. - I'm safe.
I don't wanna play this game anymore.
Vicki, you're dead.
Okay, good.
- She was my amiga. - Ha, I know!
I loved her more than anything ever.
- Yeah, I know-- - But sorry, you're dead!
I didn't get a eulogy, but that's okay.
The Tres Amigas are dead!
No!
♪ If I die, I wanna die with you ♪
Tres Amigas!
♪ If it all ends, I wanna end it with you ♪
Tres Amigas, baby!
What are we doing with the boat?
You're gonna have a teammate.
You're gonna try to get your boat to cross to the side.
Whatever team wins is immune,
and then the Traitor will do their final murder.
All right, to the boat!
It's pouring, but okay.
Shannon, you better row that boat.
The good news for Tamra is that she's dead.
Oh, my God! What was that?
Oh, my God!
What just happened?
Oh, my God, Tamra.
- Oh, my God! - What?
Oh, my God!
This is a game about trust.
No! I'm not staying anywhere near that water.
- I'm not doing it. - I'm not either.
I'm on antibiotics right now.
Seriously, are you okay?
- I'm okay. - Are you sure?
- Did you hurt yourself? - Yes, I'm good!
The real Traitor tonight is Teddi.
Bitch.
Teddi just knows how to ruin everything.
She can ruin a wet dream.
- We're skipping the boat. - We're done with boats.
- We are? - Yes.
- That's not funny. - Come here.
- Back to the game! - We're not done?
We're leaving.
No, we have the final deliberation.
We don't know who the Traitor is.
- There we go. - Get over here.
We're going near the heater.
Tamra's gonna freeze to death.
All right, you guys. Now we're back to business.
Oh, gosh, watch the cards, guys.
So everybody's gonna vote who they think is the Traitor.
Don't show anyone. Cover it.
Like it's a math test.
We're gonna go around the table
and we're gonna show who we think the Traitor is.
- Here we go. - Emily.
- Buh-bye-o! - What did you write?
- Emily. - I think so.
- Emily. - Gina is the Traitor.
- Heather. - Who was it?
The only people right at this table are...
Victoria and Tamra.
Wait. Wait.
- [screaming] - Wait a minute.
Did you notice she tapped her cane five times over there?
I feel like you're onto something.
- With the tap, tap, tap? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought it was Heather.
Heather's the Traitor. How fitting.
She's an amazing liar.
Does she act? I have no idea.
Maybe that was before my time.
I knew Heather was the Traitor. I knew it.
Traitors, you should give Heather a call,
because she's a good Traitor.
She hugged me and looked me in the eyes.
Heather, you're good.
- You're good. - It was a game.
Obviously, I'm the one who's the Traitor tonight,
but Teddi expressed the most Traitorous behavior.
I guess the good news is I was so surprised
that Teddi murdered the wrong person...
The Tres Amigas are dead!
...that my shock was evident for everyone.
Heather, because nobody figured out
- that you're the Traitor-- - Yeah, I did.
- No. - That was good.
You already had died.
You actually won.
I feel really good about that.
Well, I knew you were the Traitor
because I know you very well.
- Add Traitor to your IMDb. - I will.
For the first time in my life,
I have happiness that I've never had,
and I'm safe. [voice echoing]
- Ask her about the FBI. - Oh.
This is the biggest scandal out there.
He could go to prison.
You talked about him being a bookie?
You better - ing shut your mouth.
Why? Is he gonna put a hit on me?
Nobody knows who the real Ryan is.
And I feel really pretty.
Still to come this season
on The Real Housewives of Orange County.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - [screaming]
- Move it, chubby! - [dog whines]
Well, this is, like, when I make meatballs.
Who shared meatballs with Shannon?
You all just shared sauce!
"Hello, Alexis.
I am hosting a trip to Europe, and you are not invited."
- Ah! - Hold on! Why?
Hello, Alexis!
Spot of tea?
Get a good profile.
Why, Shannon? Why?
Knock, knock.
- Wanna give me a hug? - No.
- Oh, okay. - Ryan bashed Tamra and Eddie.
The guy is a scumbag.
- He's such a baby bitch. - You're a bitch!
Are you really speaking like this?
Gina hung you out to dry.
- You're calling me a liar. - You are a liar!
- This is bulls--. - [bleep] you,----ing bitch.
What?
John Janssen just showed up.
- You look swell. - Hi.
Are you kidding me right now?
Respect my----ing relationship.
This guy's a piece of sh--.
[bleep]
Her hate comes from jealousy and insecurity.
- Leave my family alone. - Wait, wait, wait.
- No! - I'm----ing out.
- Shannon, the door! - I'll take an Uber.
- You know what? - Alexis Bellino
- is perfect for John Janssen. - Passive aggressive.
That was aggressive aggressive.
Nothing passive about that one.