1 00:00:00,478 --> 00:00:02,176 Previously on "The Real Housewives 2 00:00:02,176 --> 00:00:03,568 of Orange County"... 3 00:00:03,568 --> 00:00:05,266 The sale of the home is done. 4 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:08,356 $55 million isn't " you" money. 5 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:10,836 It's " everybody you've ever known" money. 6 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:13,361 I didn't tell any of them that we sold our house. 7 00:00:13,361 --> 00:00:15,319 How do you share something 8 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:16,886 when you're damned if you do 9 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:18,757 and you're damned if you don't? 10 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:20,455 I really just want a fresh start, I do. 11 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:22,370 And even though Ryan's made mistakes, 12 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,154 I should have never said anything. 13 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:26,722 I wanna believe so bad that she means it this time. 14 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:29,072 I'm surprised we didn't get branded with HDs 15 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:30,378 when we got here. 16 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,685 Heather told me that Shannon was talking sh-- 17 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:35,339 about me at BravoCon. 18 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:42,520 Let's go to Mexico! 19 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:44,957 Tequila. 20 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:46,350 There we go. 21 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:48,483 All right, there it is. 22 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:51,181 I cannot believe that you fully moved 23 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:54,010 out of your house and you didn't say 24 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:55,316 anything to any of us. 25 00:00:55,316 --> 00:00:57,144 You can't trust us. 26 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:58,406 Heather says to me, 27 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,234 "Shannon Beador had a lot of crappy things 28 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:01,626 to say about you guys." 29 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:02,932 I never said that. 30 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:04,325 You're a----ing liar. 31 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:06,153 Just because you say something emphatically 32 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,589 doesn't make it true. 33 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:09,808 Just because you do this with your----ing hands 34 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:11,680 doesn't make it true either. 35 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:19,340 What's for dinner? 36 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,037 Are we having food? 37 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:24,040 Or should we put sand on our plate? 38 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:29,001 Anything else? 39 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,047 Y'all good now? 40 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:32,135 There is a dessert bar. 41 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:33,615 I already ate dessert. 42 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:35,747 I should have had the dessert bar with you. 43 00:01:37,358 --> 00:01:38,489 I don't know what we're doing. 44 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:40,578 We're excited. We're figuring it out. 45 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:41,971 The sale of the house is huge. 46 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:45,148 Why did I even think that by sharing good news, 47 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:47,063 that it would be met with anything 48 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:48,804 other than this bullsh--? 49 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:50,762 We're just gonna go around the table 50 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:53,852 and say what you're mad at me about? 51 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:55,593 Oh, there's, like, boxes right there. 52 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:56,768 It's pizza. 53 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:00,468 - I don't know though. - No, that's Heather's gift. 54 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:01,686 - Those are your gifts. - Oh, yeah. 55 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:03,166 I'll get those. - Oh, great. 56 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:05,212 Heather got us presents. - Perfect timing. 57 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:06,169 - I don't know. - Excuse me, senoritas. 58 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,128 That makes sense. 59 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,651 I mean, does the waiter wanna come over? 60 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:12,306 And should I apologize to him as well? 61 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:13,698 It's enough. 62 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,613 Heather, do you want us to eat first? 63 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:16,701 Yeah, eat. 64 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,050 Definitely eat. 65 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:20,575 I don't really feel like that went that great. 66 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:22,098 Are you pissed? 67 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:23,360 I'm----ing pissed. 68 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,407 I don't lie either. 69 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:27,582 Emily, I didn't say anything about you. 70 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:29,192 You and I just-- we laughed at BravoCon. 71 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,933 We did. 72 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:33,414 Shannon and I are in a really good place right now. 73 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:34,763 We've had issues, but I feel 74 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:36,460 like we've really worked through them. 75 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:38,070 I won't say anything about you and John. 76 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:40,290 And if I have a concern, I will say it directly to you. 77 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:41,900 I really just care about you. 78 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,206 I appreciate that. 79 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,816 Why would we get to the point where now 80 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:46,992 she's gonna talk badly about me and then lie about it? 81 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:48,124 That just doesn't resonate, 82 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,430 and it doesn't make sense to me. 83 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:51,432 Una mas tequila, señor. 84 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:53,303 Muy bueno. - Make it a dos. 85 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:59,004 By the way, I didn't really see Heather at BravoCon. 86 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,789 At this point, I'm starting to think 87 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:04,532 that one of Heather's goals is to meddle in my relationships. 88 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,795 I'm gonna go see what you got. 89 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,405 They're so mean. 90 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,538 Do you know where the girl went, dark hair? 91 00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:16,500 I don't make up conversations that I had. 92 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,936 Just going to the bathroom. 93 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:20,200 - You okay? - Yeah. 94 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,636 - Are you sure? - No. 95 00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:24,204 You can come stay with us in our room. 96 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,031 Why? Shannon doesn't like me either. 97 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:27,337 I've said it a thousand times. 98 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:28,947 I'm tired of people lying about me. 99 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:31,646 I'm tired of people saying I'm saying things when I'm not. 100 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:33,909 And I find it very interesting that Emily 101 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:36,346 has a very crackerjack memory 102 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:38,305 when it comes to anything that I have said. 103 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,176 - You do. - I even said, 104 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:41,482 "Well, what did she say?" 105 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:43,440 And she said, "I can't tell you 106 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,137 because Shannon said that's in the vault." 107 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:47,488 Just like she can't tell you about all these horrible things 108 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:49,141 about my relationship. 109 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,361 Do I finally get to hear what the is in the vault? 110 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:52,971 It's normal relationship stuff. 111 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:54,277 It is. 112 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:55,931 I'll be honest with you guys. 113 00:03:55,931 --> 00:04:00,240 The biggest thing for me is that when we first met, 114 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,329 we spent every day together. 115 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:04,505 But now a lot of times, there's an excuse. 116 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:07,159 "I got to go." "I can't stay." 117 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,423 So that's what hurts me. - Yeah. 118 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:10,685 Because that makes you feel abandoned. 119 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:12,513 - Yeah, and that's just-- - And it's scary. 120 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:14,341 'Cause I have those issues from my childhood. 121 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:15,994 - Yeah. - So do I. 122 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:18,083 - Tough for you. - And that's the worst thing. 123 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,085 It's like, "Oh, you're - ing walking out on me? 124 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:21,086 Yeah. I don't like that. 125 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:22,566 We had an argument. 126 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:23,654 Like, let's talk through it and get through it. 127 00:04:23,654 --> 00:04:26,527 So that's the hardest thing. 128 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:30,226 These women all think that much greater issues are 129 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:31,445 going on in my relationship. 130 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:33,229 I've been thinking about it, 131 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:35,100 and it's clearly causing me anxiety. 132 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,973 So I'm willing to open up and set the record straight. 133 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:40,889 If John goes home, that's not fun. 134 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:44,675 But in the scheme of life, it's not that big of a deal. 135 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,242 John doesn't ever want you 136 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:47,809 to talk about your relationship. 137 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:48,940 Yeah, he doesn't. 138 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:51,465 And I told you women need an outlet. 139 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:53,205 They need to be able to talk. - Yeah. 140 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,946 He goes, "Well, you know 141 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:57,166 that we don't talk about relationships." 142 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,254 I go, "That's your rule. 143 00:04:58,254 --> 00:04:59,386 It's not mine." 144 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,909 I said that to him. - Good job. 145 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:02,737 I mean, I think it's great that Shannon 146 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:05,957 is finally opening up about her relationship with John. 147 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,611 However, I feel like this is really 148 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:09,352 just the tip of the iceberg. 149 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:10,397 There's so much more. 150 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:11,833 It goes a lot deeper. 151 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:12,877 But I don't know. 152 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:13,965 Maybe this is just a good start. 153 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,402 So he's an avoider, 154 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,620 and I'm a communicator. 155 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,492 So sometimes that doesn't mesh. 156 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:20,407 And that's when I talk to Heather. 157 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,104 They don't like me. 158 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:23,105 And you know what? 159 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,411 That's okay. 160 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:25,977 Because there's plenty of people 161 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:27,544 that actually do like me. 162 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,590 But I'm getting to the point-- 163 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:31,548 I'm just telling you-- that I don't care. 164 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:32,854 I can tell. 165 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:34,072 On the way out there, I thought 166 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:35,378 you handled yourself very well. 167 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:37,598 I am at a tipping point with everyone. 168 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,904 I just feel like I am taken to task for everything. 169 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:41,645 I'm held to a different set of standards. 170 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:43,299 I feel like I can't say anything right. 171 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:44,300 I can't do anything right. 172 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,041 Can I ask a question? 173 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:48,130 If we just want to put some sh-- on the table. 174 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:50,437 Is this about me saying there's juicy stuff 175 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:51,612 about Jenn? - Yes. 176 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:53,048 Shannon's been nothing but nice to me. 177 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:54,571 She really hasn't been nice to you though. 178 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,225 At the pool party, she was saying 179 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,793 we are gonna delve more into your relationship with Ryan. 180 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,621 It is juicy. There is so much more. 181 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:02,753 Oh, shut the up. 182 00:06:02,753 --> 00:06:05,800 I did say that. I'm sorry if-- 183 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,976 that I said that because I couldn't handle 184 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:11,936 just one of the things that's been talked to about you. 185 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:14,286 Shannon pretends like she's a good person, 186 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:15,592 but like here we are, 187 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:18,465 with Jenn and Tamra finally getting along, 188 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,989 and you want somebody to dig up dirt 189 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:22,338 about their relationship, 190 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,818 to, what, hurt Jenn? 191 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:26,168 I just heard that there's a lot more stuff 192 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:27,648 that hasn't come out. 193 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:29,432 I don't know what it is. I don't know. 194 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,695 Somebody said Tamra has so much more. 195 00:06:34,176 --> 00:06:37,179 Tamra and I have a mutual acquaintance at the gym. 196 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:40,008 A few weeks ago, she told me, "Your friend Tamra 197 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:43,054 reached out for information on my relationship." 198 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:47,363 This is the girl that Ryan was cheating on Jenn with. 199 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:49,147 I wasn't digging for any kind of info. 200 00:06:49,147 --> 00:06:51,889 Ryan and the girl got into a fight after Nobu, 201 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:53,630 and she wanted to retaliate. 202 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:55,458 So she sent me all the text messages 203 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:56,851 between her and Ryan 204 00:06:56,851 --> 00:07:00,115 while Ryan was in a relationship with Jenn. 205 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:01,725 Tamra and I are supposed to be moving forward. 206 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:04,293 Where are you going with this? What is your plan? 207 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:06,556 There's a part of me that wants to protect Jenn, 208 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,689 but then I know she knows all this stuff, 209 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:09,777 and then she plays dumb. 210 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:11,213 That's what's frustrating to me. 211 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,954 Well, let's go celebrate the sale of your house. 212 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,477 I don't wanna celebrate with them. 213 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:15,565 Well, let's just go back. 214 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:16,827 Yeah, that's fine. 215 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,481 I'm gonna give out my gifts now. 216 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,875 And here you go,----er. 217 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,703 Need help bringing over your presents? 218 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:23,965 Oh, yeah. No, no. 219 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:25,227 - No? - Oh, no. 220 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:26,707 I can do it. 221 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:28,273 Talking to Mrs. Dubrow. 222 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:29,623 Is she good? 223 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:30,841 She just feels like she can't do anything right. 224 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:32,626 I think she was hoping that everybody 225 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:34,192 would want to celebrate with her 226 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:35,498 about the sale of her house. 227 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:36,934 You want me to celebrate your house? 228 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,762 You called me a liar and an asshole, so... 229 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:41,548 These are octopus tacos, if anyone's interested. 230 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,593 - Oh, wait, do I get one? - Yep. 231 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,160 I'm an asshole though. 232 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:48,990 But there you go. 233 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,122 It says fiesta and then the siesta. 234 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,560 Essentials. What are the essentials? 235 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,431 There's a little shot of tequila. 236 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:56,780 Oh, earplugs. 237 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,521 - And it's personalized. - A little fan. 238 00:07:58,521 --> 00:07:59,566 - Of course it is. - Wow. 239 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:00,654 It's a little hat. 240 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,525 Thank you so much. 241 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:04,266 This is really cute, Heather. Thank you. 242 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:05,310 This is really sweet. 243 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:06,573 This is wonderful. 244 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,662 I don't want the gift. 245 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:11,578 I want you to just be easier to be friends with. 246 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:14,755 Like, can you wrap that up? 247 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:16,539 I can't talk to you with that hat on. 248 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:18,019 I'm sorry. 249 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:22,632 A leopard doesn't change their spots. 250 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:24,112 I am who I am. 251 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:26,941 And when we go on trips, I like to bring a trip gift. 252 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:29,117 Do I think they deserve them? No. 253 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:30,988 But they're already monogrammed! 254 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,904 This is the most uncomfortable gift 255 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:35,427 I've ever received. - That's okay. 256 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,299 - Thank you. - Let's go to bed. 257 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:38,648 Oh, wait. 258 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:39,954 Can I have my skinny margarita to go? 259 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:42,913 Coming up... 260 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,654 Oh, my-- 261 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:46,961 Whoo! 262 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:48,963 - Oh! - Are you okay? 263 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,704 - Someone's got to get her. - She can't breathe. 264 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,849 Jenn. 265 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,851 It's time to get up. 266 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:11,376 - What? - Time to eat. 267 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:12,639 I didn't sleep very well. 268 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,162 My mind was like... 269 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:16,991 I think we're gonna have a good day. 270 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,993 Okay, I like your positive affirmation. 271 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:21,082 - Good morning. - Good morning, babe. 272 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:23,345 Yeah. 273 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:25,477 So we're gonna take some ATVs down. 274 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,088 I'm gonna drive an ATV. 275 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:30,787 And then going to the cenotes. 276 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:35,052 I sat next to her at dinner last night, 277 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,663 but we haven't, like, connected. 278 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,794 All right. 279 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,885 Tamra asked me about the sale of the house. 280 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,452 And I was so excited to tell them. 281 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:44,975 So I tell them the story, and they're all sitting 282 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:46,411 like this. 283 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:47,630 That's not very kind. 284 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,066 Oh, my God, this is great. 285 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:51,634 I wish this happened every time I woke up. 286 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:52,722 Where's Heather? Is she coming? 287 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:54,594 I don't know. I hope she's coming. 288 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,077 You're right. 289 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,470 So I'm gonna have a great attitude today. 290 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,558 I'm gonna go have fun. 291 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:03,777 But I will tell you this. 292 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:04,952 Every time we're all together, 293 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:06,910 it always comes down to me. 294 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,651 I'm not tolerating it anymore. 295 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,392 And if it happens again, I'm out. 296 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,047 How's Heather? Anybody talk to her? 297 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,265 I did. Well, I texted her. 298 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,050 - How's she doing? - This morning? 299 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,660 I said, "Do you wanna come up and eat?" 300 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,923 And she said, "We have food." 301 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,099 But I just kind of felt bad for her. 302 00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:24,798 I think that I can understand everybody, 303 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,974 including my, frustration with Heather. 304 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,236 I don't know. I don't feel like she means it. 305 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:30,368 I feel like that's just who she is. 306 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,109 I'm sorry. 307 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,372 There have been multiple things that have happened 308 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:36,766 between she and I that are not just happenstance. 309 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,768 - Right. - Talking to you, 310 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,771 to Emily, to Gina about my relationship, 311 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,643 that's not just who Heather is 312 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,774 'cause she's above everybody else. 313 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,341 That's her being an asshole. 314 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,955 Ooh! 315 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:54,523 Don't need a steam shower here. - No. 316 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,916 - Just walk outside. - I know. 317 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,308 I think I'm over here, actually. 318 00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:58,353 I feel better. 319 00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,702 You're in between tables. 320 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,095 It's a metaphor for how I feel 321 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,096 about the two of you this morning. 322 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,228 Oh, let's just have fun today. 323 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,273 Yes. 324 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,317 Let me just start 325 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,189 by saying for your party, 326 00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:11,496 that if you felt like I was being a jerk, I apologize. 327 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,194 - I get it. - Sincerely. 328 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,151 Thank you. 329 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:16,806 An apology is really fantastic, 330 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,329 but there's a pattern here. 331 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,244 I apologize for being aggressive 332 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,159 because I'm really trying to work on that. 333 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,987 I care about you, and I care about our friendship. 334 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:26,642 - Me too. - Lately, you were just looking 335 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,514 for sh-- to be pissed about with me. 336 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,602 I don't like it. 337 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:31,778 You have a point, 338 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,301 and I'm sorry about that. 339 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:34,563 I appreciate that. 340 00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,739 I really don't know what I've done to her. 341 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,176 All I can do is say I'm sorry 342 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:42,266 and that I probably will do it again. 343 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,921 - Let's just take a restart. - Yeah. 344 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:47,532 But I hope you can see why I was like a spring. 345 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:50,927 Do you know how I've been dying to tell you guys 346 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,668 the story about the house? - I know. 347 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,583 - Dying. - It was like, "Oh." 348 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,803 I was surprised by that. 349 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:57,847 You're my friend. 350 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,893 Like, it's insulting to me. 351 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,417 I'm so sorry I couldn't tell you. 352 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,332 I guess I feel, like, constantly put upon 353 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,333 by everyone, and, like-- 354 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,769 Right, but then you group me in. 355 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,292 It's making me pull away from you. 356 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,686 I don't treat you that way. - You don't. 357 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:13,036 Maybe Heather's just not used to people having her back, 358 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,256 because this is what it looks like, girlfriend. 359 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:19,390 I'm not saying this to be, like, dismissive or unkind, 360 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,565 but I'm done. 361 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:23,655 So I love you guys. 362 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,135 I really value your friendships. 363 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,050 I think we're good. - Yeah. 364 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,878 Okay, I'm gonna go get dressed. 365 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,053 - All right. - Okay. 366 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,011 - We're coming. - All right. 367 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,755 I'm gonna go to the bathroom later. 368 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,408 I brought toilet paper. 369 00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:40,585 Oh, for... 370 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:41,935 Cenote. 371 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,632 I have a lot of exciting, fun things 372 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:44,676 planned on this trip. 373 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:45,765 We're getting on ATVs 374 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,331 and riding through the jungle, 375 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,159 and then we're gonna jump in the water. 376 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,422 Is it cenote or cenotes? 377 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,554 I think it's cenote. 378 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,773 Put "water hole." 379 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,687 The watering hole. 380 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,385 I don't know what's in there, 381 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,604 but, you know, I'll try anything twice. 382 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:04,914 - Hi. - Hello, ladies. 383 00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,089 - Hi. - Hello. 384 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,351 - How are you today? - Good. 385 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,875 Welcome to the Cenote Blanca Flor. 386 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,354 Thank you. 387 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,530 Eddie, my friend, is gonna lead you. 388 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,924 This means stop. 389 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,666 This means slow down. Right, and left. 390 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,059 Any question? - Oh, that's it? 391 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,321 Oh, that was the whole tutorial? 392 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,409 Are you ready? 393 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:22,889 We go slow, lentamente? 394 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,586 Lentamente, tranquilo. 395 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,196 Can I go in the front? I don't like going slow. 396 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,589 Can I be in the middle though? 397 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,938 Yeah, go in the front. 398 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:30,200 Okay, I can't be in the back 399 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,245 'cause I'm gonna get scared. 400 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,551 Where do I go? Okay. 401 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,379 Here we go. 402 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,077 Whoo! 403 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:41,864 Pick up the pace, Dubrow! 404 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:45,389 I do not like this at all. 405 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:50,960 I'm gonna check the box, and I'm never doing this again. 406 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,181 When I see Shannon, literally all I can think 407 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,139 is that's Jennifer Coolidge 408 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,707 on a Vespa in "White Lotus." 409 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:01,884 Come on, grandmas! 410 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,974 I'm trying! 411 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,671 - Don't touch the red button. - I didn't. 412 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:07,629 Don't touch the red button. 413 00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:08,891 I didn't! 414 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,023 I didn't. 415 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,807 Okay. Gracias. 416 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,117 We've arrived! - Whoo. 417 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:19,293 Oh, my gosh, my butt is soaked. 418 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,860 So ladies, how was the ride? 419 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,948 - It was amazing! - It was so good! 420 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,166 Oh, my God, we loved it. 421 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,212 Who's gonna be the first one jumping? 422 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,694 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my... 423 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:30,652 That's a no, dog. 424 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:32,784 All right, I'll do it. 425 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,830 What's in there, fish? 426 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,745 Cameras, watches, whatever. 427 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,660 - Okay. - Cameras and watches! 428 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,228 You have balls. 429 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:44,013 Are you gonna dive or cannonball? 430 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,015 - Pencil it. - Erect it. 431 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,712 I say go flaccid. 432 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:51,020 Do not go flaccid. 433 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,066 Oh, my God. 434 00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:55,416 Whoo! 435 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,029 - Where is she? - Oh! 436 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,074 Are you okay? 437 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,119 Someone's gotta get her, you guys. 438 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,207 Do you need help? 439 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:07,036 Are you okay? 440 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,518 It knocked the wind out of you. 441 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,215 That was great. Felt very refreshing. 442 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,869 Your nose is bleeding. 443 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,305 - Oh, my God. - I'm okay. 444 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:16,916 Nope. No, that's a hard no. 445 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,221 - Hard no. - Hard no, hard no. 446 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,832 There is not enough champagne in the world 447 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,660 to make me jump in there. 448 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,401 You are a----ing stud. 449 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,055 And you know what the best part is? 450 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,622 - What is? - Your eyelashes are still on. 451 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,797 Are they? Yes! 452 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:29,972 I'll do anything once 453 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,321 as long as it doesn't result 454 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:34,063 in, like, reconstructive plastic surgery. 455 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,152 I mean, because I like elective plastic surgery, 456 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,719 just not, like, reconstructive. 457 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,852 Cue some cheerleaders, please. 458 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,203 Jenn, you are... 459 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,857 - Let go! - One stud. 460 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:46,989 - Go, Tamra! - Whoo! 461 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,599 Let go! 462 00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:49,557 Ow! 463 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,559 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 464 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:53,865 That's not funny! 465 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,737 Let's see if I can do it. 466 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:56,956 Want me to hold your things? 467 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,348 Yeah, sure. 468 00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,394 Will you give my artifacts to my children? 469 00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,091 Will you give them my denim cut-offs? 470 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:06,356 I have literally always been scared of the water, 471 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:10,099 to the point where I wouldn't even take baths for a while. 472 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,971 I'm just afraid of creatures and things. 473 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,885 ing grab me! 474 00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,409 Oh! Get up, get up, get up. 475 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,801 - There's a shark. - What? 476 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:17,977 Oh, my God, it's right there. 477 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,587 I'm sorry. 478 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,415 I'm not trying to be a baby, but I'm really scared. 479 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,547 Okay, Gina, you got this. We're right here. 480 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,158 Conquer that fear. 481 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:27,987 Oh, you're gonna fall. 482 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,293 Don't do that. 483 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:34,254 My life is flashing before me, and it's too short. 484 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,821 I need to live longer. 485 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,084 This is so pathetic. 486 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,737 It's just water. - Yeah, just water. 487 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:40,825 It's just water. 488 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,001 - It's refreshing. - It is. 489 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,394 It feels great. 490 00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,743 Yay! 491 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,185 Yay! 492 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,317 - Yay, you did it! - Good job. 493 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,405 I'm gonna tell everybody I jumped 494 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:56,667 off the top of a mountain. 495 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,712 Yes, you did. 496 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,671 Coming up... 497 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:02,717 Coming. 498 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,200 Oh, my God! 499 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,734 I can't do my hair in this humidity. 500 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,736 Hi. 501 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,347 Oh, are you at the mall? 502 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:30,310 Wow. 503 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,398 My kids had this. 504 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:32,877 Is it gonna cheapen my look? 505 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:36,664 As long as it's not like Jenn's purse today... 506 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,883 A fake Chanel. 507 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:43,105 The Fanel, the Fundi, and the Fucci she wears. 508 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,586 Jenn was this, you know, yoga mom, 509 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,109 and now, all of a sudden, she's dripped 510 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,850 in fake designer clothes. 511 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:51,244 You want people to think that you have this kind of money, 512 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,246 and I don't buy into that. 513 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,424 Mugler. 514 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,252 This is real, okay? 515 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,254 This is real. 516 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,127 - Come in! - I'll get it. 517 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,044 Coming. 518 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,132 Did you put alcohol in this? 519 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,438 Just kidding. 520 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,962 Oh, my God! 521 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,878 I don't want you to be in Mexico without me! 522 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,098 Oh, my goodness! 523 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:24,146 I thought, oh, my God! 524 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,192 So I invited Vicki to Mexico, 525 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,497 but she wasn't sure if she was gonna make it. 526 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:29,804 Who's Linda? 527 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:30,892 Oh, your office manager? 528 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:38,943 To have the tres amigas back together again is everything. 529 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,423 I'm about to pee-pee. 530 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,164 - She peed. - Oh, my God. 531 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,168 I am so excited you're here. 532 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,343 I want to start to cry. 533 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:50,520 By far the best memories I have 534 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,174 are with Vicki and Tamra. 535 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,176 I mean, some of them may be blurry. 536 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,830 I love that, Tamra. I love that. 537 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,311 But that's what girlfriends are for. 538 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,574 I think we had one too many drinks. 539 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:01,966 Whoo! 540 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,098 You can't drive up there. 541 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,317 Well, why not? 542 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,319 Whoo-hoo! 543 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,016 I got to find something pink. 544 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,496 Okay, let's go. 545 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,324 Oh, my God. Did you see any of the girls? 546 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,064 Did they see you? - No. 547 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:16,111 - I am. - You look real pretty. 548 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,678 Thank you. 549 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,245 You do too. 550 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,029 Are you kidding me? 551 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,987 Whoo! I did bring pink. 552 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,206 I never bring pink. 553 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,990 Put it on. Go. 554 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,862 Jenn, we got to go. 555 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,211 Okay. 556 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,866 - Now. - Okay. 557 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,084 I have shots, girls. 558 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,869 Come on. We got to go. 559 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,611 Let's do our dance first. 560 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:38,699 Okay. 561 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:39,874 Here we go, guys. 562 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,223 One, two, three. 563 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,574 Take a shot. 564 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,886 That'll put hair on your balls. 565 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,453 Whoo! 566 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:01,243 You've got to stay on the balls of your feet. 567 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,418 - We'll be there in an hour. - Yeah. 568 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,419 Oh, hold on. 569 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,422 You're gonna mess up your heel. 570 00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:07,902 Okay, I got it. 571 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,512 I feel like we made it to the finish line. 572 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,862 - Okay. - Please follow me. 573 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,908 Okay, thank you. 574 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,823 There's a lot of extra chairs, is there not? 575 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:18,129 There's one extra chair. That's what's freaking me out. 576 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,523 - It's just a big table. - Is there a surprise guest? 577 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,525 I don't think we have to worry about that. 578 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,179 Oh, what do you got? 579 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:27,269 Thank you. 580 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,662 - Thank you. - Cheers. 581 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:29,576 Cheers. 582 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,795 Look who we found! 583 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,148 I knew it. 584 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,020 - Hi, Vicki. - Hi, honey. 585 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,282 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 586 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,153 Good to see you, sweetheart. 587 00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,851 Anyway, I hope I'm not imposing. 588 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,461 But I knew you guys were all here, 589 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,855 and I didn't want to be left out. 590 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:51,859 Vicki makes it very clear how she feels about Emily and I, 591 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,730 and it is not great. 592 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,472 I honestly never had an issue with Vicki to begin with, 593 00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,431 and I don't read most 594 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,302 of the nasty things that she says. 595 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:03,218 So I just don't need to bring it up. 596 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:04,350 It's not worth it to me. 597 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,134 Let's just whoop it up, Vicki. 598 00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,875 Let's whoop it up. 599 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,311 Tres abuelas. 600 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,313 For someone who thinks 601 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:14,316 that, like, we have no relevance, 602 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,752 she sure likes to talk about us a lot. 603 00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:19,452 I mean, clearly she's a fan. 604 00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,758 I'd say she's like a super fan at this point. 605 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:23,804 Who else you gonna whoop around here with? 606 00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:24,935 Boring! 607 00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,197 Boring on that side of the table. 608 00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:28,287 - Whoop it up. - Whoop it up. 609 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,462 I just have to show them all 610 00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:30,767 how to whoop it up when you're in Mexico. 611 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,508 I mean, it looks like it's a flat crowd. 612 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,336 Everybody needs to, like, liven it up. 613 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,772 What did you guys do today? 614 00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:39,820 We went on an ATV ride to the cenotes. 615 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,387 And then-- - Did you drive it yourself? 616 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,605 Yes. 617 00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:43,824 What did you guys do at the spa? 618 00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:45,391 We walked on rocks and sat in chairs. 619 00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,523 It's probably really good for you. 620 00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:49,003 It does something to, like, your whole body. 621 00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:50,570 Ow! 622 00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,136 Heather, what'd you do? 623 00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,312 We went to the water park. 624 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,313 It was scary. 625 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,531 Hold on tight. 626 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,279 There's so much water that shot up my asshole, 627 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,455 I'm afraid to walk. 628 00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:08,370 Heather, your dress is really pretty. 629 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,894 I have a black dress exactly like that. 630 00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:17,858 I need more time to try to repair this. 631 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:23,080 It's not your best look, but it's not your worst either. 632 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:25,518 I Googled it. 633 00:22:25,518 --> 00:22:26,954 I'm like, this has nothing to do-- 634 00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:28,477 Isn't he, like, this guy? 635 00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:29,522 It's fine. 636 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:30,784 - What? - Nothing. 637 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,089 I--ha! 638 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:33,352 It's just-- we're just having fun tonight. 639 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,179 That's what we're doing, having fun. 640 00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:37,051 This is my point with Heather. 641 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,966 She thinks that I am mean 642 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:41,403 and that I say mean things to her, 643 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:45,189 but she says things that could also be construed as mean, 644 00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:47,844 like saying I look like a Snuffleupagus. 645 00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:53,023 It is a big, huge, furry Muppet. 646 00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:54,547 Are you guys excited about Cirque du Soleil? 647 00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:56,200 - I am. - Hello, ladies. 648 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,072 - Hi. - How was dinner? 649 00:22:58,072 --> 00:22:59,421 So great. 650 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,901 We have a private showing 651 00:23:00,901 --> 00:23:03,251 of Cirque du Soleil Joyà for you all. 652 00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:05,471 So if y'all are done, we'll head to the show. 653 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:08,909 - Wow. - Wow. 654 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,434 Oh, my gosh, this is incredible. 655 00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:17,874 Whoo! 656 00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:20,529 Wow. 657 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,575 Un-----ing-believable. 658 00:23:22,575 --> 00:23:24,185 There she goes. 659 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:26,579 Oh! 660 00:23:26,579 --> 00:23:28,842 - Oh. - Sh--. 661 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:31,932 How in the hell is that possible? 662 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:34,369 Who doesn't like to see a guy in a unitard? 663 00:23:34,369 --> 00:23:35,936 It's a sausage show. 664 00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:38,591 We get to see, like, outlines of penises. 665 00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:40,027 Muy bueno. 666 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,073 Thank you. Thank you. 667 00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:45,685 Amazing! 668 00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:47,382 That was incredible. 669 00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:52,169 Do you guys wanna put your pajamas on and come back? 670 00:23:52,169 --> 00:23:53,562 - Yeah, let's do that. - All right. 671 00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:55,477 Oh, another crabby. 672 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,914 Can you eat the crab? - I bet it's white chocolate. 673 00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:59,307 - Just try it. - Oh. 674 00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:00,482 You're violating the crab. 675 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,483 I can't believe Vicki's here. 676 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:03,180 Whoo! 677 00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:06,488 We're back, bitches! 678 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:10,536 Whoo! - Oh, god, that's gross. 679 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,017 - Hello. - Hola. 680 00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:15,497 - Whoo-hoo! - Come on in. 681 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,325 - Hello. - Hola. 682 00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:19,109 Yeah, whoo! 683 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:22,809 Ah! 684 00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:25,202 - Oh, my Lord. - That's mine. 685 00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:26,334 Take yours. 686 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,553 Oh, they look sad. 687 00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:28,684 She's ripped. 688 00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,077 Look at Vicki's. 689 00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:31,295 - You have yours. - I have one. 690 00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:32,514 I have one. 691 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:33,515 We're gonna do water aerobics in them. 692 00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,212 No, no. 693 00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:36,562 Let's play truth or dare. 694 00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:39,347 - Taylor. - Yes, ma'am. 695 00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:41,175 - Truth or dare? - I'll do a dare. 696 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:42,176 You know me. 697 00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:43,743 I need tonight for you to lick 698 00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:45,527 both of Emily's nipples. 699 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,615 Man! 700 00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:48,443 Whoo! 701 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:49,836 - Okay. - Emily! 702 00:24:49,836 --> 00:24:51,054 - There you go. - Oh! 703 00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:52,534 My God. 704 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,362 Here, I'll put this on, and then you can. 705 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,582 There we go. Okay. 706 00:24:57,757 --> 00:24:59,410 Oh, my God. 707 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,195 The tongue is a lot. 708 00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:04,111 I don't understand why Taylor's always on my boob. 709 00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:06,287 I mean, I know that she likes women. 710 00:25:06,287 --> 00:25:08,289 Taylor just likes to lick the nipples. 711 00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:11,031 I'm not a whore. I'm just bisexual. 712 00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:14,469 I mean, I'm hot. So it's what it is. 713 00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:15,644 Okay, Vicki, truth or dare? 714 00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:16,993 I pick truth. 715 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:18,299 Okay, well, then let somebody else 716 00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:20,257 that knows you better because I don't-- 717 00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:21,563 I wish I had more history. 718 00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:24,000 I think you and I had a situation 719 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,915 where we love a man that may not 720 00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:28,701 be the right person for us. 721 00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:29,876 And you know it in your gut, 722 00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:31,268 but you don't want to make a change. 723 00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:33,140 And I had the same thing. 724 00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:36,360 And I wish I knew then what I know now. 725 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,318 And I-- 726 00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:39,712 That's my truth. 727 00:25:49,373 --> 00:25:51,811 I think you and I had a situation 728 00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:53,726 where we love a man that may not be 729 00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:56,380 the right person for us. 730 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,947 You're saying that to Jenn? 731 00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:01,472 - She looks baffled. - I'm like... 732 00:26:01,472 --> 00:26:03,474 - With Ryan? - Ryan who? 733 00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:05,259 She goes, "Ryan who?" 734 00:26:05,259 --> 00:26:08,262 Oh, that's the man you're talking about. 735 00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:10,481 I had very high hopes for Victoria, 736 00:26:10,481 --> 00:26:13,136 but apparently she travels with her spoon, 737 00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:15,878 because she is stirring that sh-- up. 738 00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:17,619 The truth always comes up. 739 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:18,968 You can see it now. 740 00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:20,230 You can see it a year from now. 741 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:21,623 You can see it three years from now. 742 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,799 You may never see it. 743 00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:26,106 I think she's issuing a warning. 744 00:26:26,106 --> 00:26:28,238 Yeah, you're saying, like, trust your gut. 745 00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:29,631 I didn't trust my gut. 746 00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:31,590 But I feel like your gut is strong 747 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:32,982 for your relationship with Ryan. 748 00:26:32,982 --> 00:26:35,115 I hear you guys on the phone constantly. 749 00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:36,638 And I don't know when he would have 750 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,335 the time to cheat, frankly. 751 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:39,946 I have heard everything everybody else has heard. 752 00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:41,338 I mean, there's nothing new to me 753 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:42,644 unless somebody's sitting on something 754 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:43,863 that they're not telling me. 755 00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:45,516 This is not a new conversation. 756 00:26:45,516 --> 00:26:48,519 Vicki doesn't know me, and Vicki does not know Ryan. 757 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:49,912 Vicki knows Tamra. 758 00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:52,175 And clearly, obviously, 759 00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:54,047 Vicki is hearing things from Tamra. 760 00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:58,355 Who do you think I heard it from? 761 00:26:58,355 --> 00:26:59,487 Tamra. 762 00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:01,054 Telephone teller Tamra. 763 00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:03,839 By the way, Vicki, so excited that you're here. 764 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:05,362 Aww, thanks for welcoming me. 765 00:27:05,362 --> 00:27:06,537 Thank you. 766 00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:07,974 I'll see you guys tomorrow. 767 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:19,638 And she had no reaction, no response. 768 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,900 - She never does. - She never does. 769 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:23,032 - She's like this. - But that is weird. 770 00:27:23,032 --> 00:27:24,730 I just wish she'd shut it down. 771 00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:26,166 I feel like she's taken... - Yes! 772 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:27,689 So much sh-- from everyone. 773 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,560 Well, I would have been across the table in her face. 774 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,998 That's what I'm saying. 775 00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:34,653 I think Jenn needs to stand up for herself. 776 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,045 Nobody checked in with Jenn. 777 00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:38,047 And I'm gonna check in with her. 778 00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:40,746 Jenn should be concerned about it or be angry about it. 779 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:42,704 Vicki didn't even know Ryan's name. 780 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,141 Then why was she talking about their relationship? 781 00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:46,577 You'd have to ask Vicki that. 782 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:47,970 I don't know. 783 00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:50,277 Well, shouldn't Jenn ask Vicki that? 784 00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:53,236 You guys, let's go night-night. 785 00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:54,455 Okay, Tam-Tam. 786 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,025 Tamra! 787 00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:00,461 Hold on. I got it. 788 00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:05,422 Okay. 789 00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:07,381 Everybody go to bed except for me. 790 00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:09,122 I'm the only----ing responsible person 791 00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:10,906 around here, and I've had a few shots. 792 00:28:10,906 --> 00:28:13,430 So everybody-- 793 00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:16,738 I thought it was my hair or whoever's hair 794 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,305 is attached to my head. 795 00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:41,110 What's going on with your hair? 796 00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:43,025 Who----ing knows? 797 00:28:43,025 --> 00:28:44,592 You look like Medusa. 798 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:49,162 Why is it so bright in here? 799 00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:51,120 I think it's like 10:00. We're supposed 800 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,774 to be doing water aerobics. 801 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:53,775 I need coffee. 802 00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:57,387 I need coffee too. 803 00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:58,693 It's like the-- 804 00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:01,478 Oh, that was my boob! 805 00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:03,393 Can we do it at, like, 2:00 in the afternoon? 806 00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:05,004 Mm-hmm. 807 00:29:05,004 --> 00:29:06,701 This is the most hideous thing 808 00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:08,311 I've ever seen on my body. 809 00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:12,794 - You're really glitchy. - I am? 810 00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,317 Can you hear me, baby? 811 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:15,579 Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom. 812 00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:19,409 Oh, my God, look at you driving to school. 813 00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:21,672 And so, Ace, you're gonna stay after school 814 00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:23,283 and wait for Kat? - No. 815 00:29:23,283 --> 00:29:24,632 All right, I gotta go, you guys. 816 00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:25,894 I love you so much. 817 00:29:25,894 --> 00:29:27,809 Love you, Mama. Bye. 818 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:28,984 Mom? 819 00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:30,638 Hi, can you hear me? 820 00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:32,509 No. 821 00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:34,076 Evie? 822 00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:36,818 Oh, look at Emily two chains. 823 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:38,472 It's so cute. 824 00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:39,865 Oh, look at this one. 825 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:49,352 - Hi. - Buenos días, ladies. 826 00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:51,354 How are y'all doing? - Good morning. 827 00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:54,053 Welcome to the Vidanta Riviera Maya Beach Club. 828 00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:55,489 - It's beautiful. - Thank you. 829 00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:57,056 It's gorgeous. 830 00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:58,884 Y'all are gonna love it in your private cabana. 831 00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:00,711 Shall we go? 832 00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:02,191 Yay! 833 00:30:02,191 --> 00:30:03,366 - Beautiful. - Hi. 834 00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:04,933 Good morning. - Good morning. 835 00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:06,413 Can we have some champagne, please? 836 00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:09,111 I called Tamra, and she said that they're gonna be 837 00:30:09,111 --> 00:30:10,112 on their way down. - Is Shannon even coming? 838 00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:11,244 Did she go to their room? 839 00:30:11,244 --> 00:30:13,115 Shannon had a hard night last night. 840 00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:14,987 So what happened last night? 841 00:30:14,987 --> 00:30:17,380 So she just started to get really teary 842 00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:19,774 because she was starting to feel like, 843 00:30:19,774 --> 00:30:21,210 "How am I gonna be included 844 00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:23,647 if I'm not willing to be in a swimsuit?" 845 00:30:23,647 --> 00:30:25,911 So you're not happy with your body? 846 00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:27,738 No, I'm not happy about it. 847 00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:30,263 - Shannon, you look amazing. - No, I don't. 848 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:32,221 I don't want to be in a bathing suit, okay? 849 00:30:32,221 --> 00:30:33,832 I made it very, very clear. 850 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,835 You don't have to do any of them if you don't want to. 851 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,925 Now she just feels like because everyone knows her 852 00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:41,578 as being thin in the past, 853 00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:43,885 that she's gonna be more objectified 854 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,669 because she's put on weight. 855 00:30:45,669 --> 00:30:48,194 And it's making me cry. 856 00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:50,892 I wish I could help her get to the point 857 00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:52,633 where she just embraces who she is 858 00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:53,939 and she doesn't care. 859 00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:55,375 I do think it has to do with John. 860 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:58,247 I think John is critical of her, 861 00:30:58,247 --> 00:31:00,728 and I think he's made her feel badly about herself 862 00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:03,774 by commenting on her looks or her weight. 863 00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:05,776 And that, I think, is terrible. 864 00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:07,909 - Hello. - Whoo! 865 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,911 Okay, yes! 866 00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:12,914 I love it! Hairy ladies. 867 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,263 Coming up... 868 00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:15,874 You ruined your whole family to-- 869 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,266 I didn't ruin my family. 870 00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:18,920 How----ing dare you? 871 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,443 You left for a player. 872 00:31:20,443 --> 00:31:23,011 You're not the only person he----ed at my gym. 873 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:28,756 - Hello. - Whoo! 874 00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:31,150 Okay, yes! 875 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:32,978 I love it. Hairy ladies. 876 00:31:32,978 --> 00:31:34,283 I'm so happy. 877 00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:35,676 You have the same one as Gina. 878 00:31:35,676 --> 00:31:38,809 Representing dad bods everywhere. 879 00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:41,421 - That's right. - I need to see the hairy butt. 880 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:44,163 Yes! - It's great. 881 00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:46,165 Do you have-- let me see your hairy butt. 882 00:31:46,165 --> 00:31:48,341 Oh, look how cute your butt is. 883 00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:49,820 When I was walking around in a bathing suit 884 00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:51,997 with this group, I was 20 pounds lighter. 885 00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:53,781 Let's just be candid about it. 886 00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:56,610 My weight has yo-yoed back and forth. 887 00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:59,526 And when I am not 888 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:01,180 in the happiest place in my life, 889 00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:03,747 it can be read on my body. 890 00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:07,664 Okay, wow. So just arms down. 891 00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:11,538 Oh, my God. 892 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:12,974 Oh, wait, is this our instructor? 893 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:16,064 all: Hi! 894 00:32:16,064 --> 00:32:17,718 Like, I want to wear that. 895 00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:19,198 You did, yesterday. 896 00:32:19,198 --> 00:32:20,373 He looks like a whale trainer. 897 00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:21,896 - Yes. - We're like twins! 898 00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:23,289 Oh! - We're like twins. 899 00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:28,555 Gemelas. 900 00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:29,860 Are you ready for water aerobics? 901 00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:30,992 - Yes. - Be careful. 902 00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:32,037 Oh, God, that feels good. 903 00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:33,081 Let me put my drink down. 904 00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:35,040 First, deep breathing. 905 00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:40,610 This is the only jumping jack I can do 906 00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:42,743 that I don't feel like I got to pee. 907 00:32:42,743 --> 00:32:46,442 Gosh, I can feel my dad bod just evaporating. 908 00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:50,403 Where's the barn? Right there. 909 00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:52,405 Hats off. - That way. 910 00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:54,929 - We're going-- - That way. 911 00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:56,017 That way. 912 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,758 Now to the front. Back. 913 00:32:57,758 --> 00:33:00,935 I've never sweated in a pool before. 914 00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:03,068 If Miguel's class is gonna last this long, 915 00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:05,331 I need a drink and a croissant. 916 00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:07,202 My shoulders are en fuego. 917 00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:09,291 I need some huevos rancheros. 918 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,989 - Jumping. - Hey, hey, hey. 919 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,555 - Jumping. - ... 920 00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:16,429 Okay, now we pull together and jumping. 921 00:33:16,429 --> 00:33:19,519 Miguel, we love you, but it's time for you to go. 922 00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:21,434 Apparently, Miguel thought we were training 923 00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:23,740 for the----ing Olympics. 924 00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:25,960 Okay, ladies, thank you so much for coming. 925 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,962 Thank you, Miguel. 926 00:33:27,962 --> 00:33:30,182 - Thank you. - Gracias. 927 00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:31,270 - I want some water. - Now what? 928 00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:32,706 - Do we eat? - I need water. 929 00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:37,189 Mrs. Doubtfire. 930 00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:38,625 She was called Mrs. Doubtfire 931 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,235 and a Snuffleupagus this weekend. 932 00:33:40,235 --> 00:33:41,584 I was called that. 933 00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:43,891 It was something about the man bod. 934 00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:45,458 What? 935 00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:47,764 He's not an elephant. 936 00:33:47,764 --> 00:33:49,157 He's a made-up character. 937 00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:50,637 He's my favorite character. - He's an elephant. 938 00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:51,942 The size and shape of an elephant. 939 00:33:53,857 --> 00:33:56,382 I mean, it is very on brand for Heather 940 00:33:56,382 --> 00:34:01,126 to have an imaginary friend that cannot talk back. 941 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:03,084 I don't know what a Snuffleupagus is, 942 00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:07,088 but I'm assuming it's like a-- what do you call that? 943 00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:08,916 You know the big, hairy guy that runs the jungle? 944 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:11,005 "Sas-squash." 945 00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:12,311 "Sas-quash." 946 00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:13,921 Bigfoot. 947 00:34:13,921 --> 00:34:15,662 Super hairy and big. 948 00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:19,013 But a whale trainer, you could be super pretty. 949 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:21,842 He's like "sas-squash" and an elephant mixed in one. 950 00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:24,497 Like, they're running through the jungle, and it slid in. 951 00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:27,413 And then next thing you know, Snuffleupagus was born. 952 00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:33,375 It's like how dolphin trainer's cute. 953 00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:37,597 I did think he was cute at first. 954 00:34:39,903 --> 00:34:40,948 Okay, make a point. 955 00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:44,604 If I wanted to interpret it differently... 956 00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:46,084 It could be negative. 957 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,302 - I could interpret it... - Yes. 958 00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:48,999 Negatively, that you were calling me 959 00:34:48,999 --> 00:34:51,001 a Snuffleupagus because he's big, and he's huge, 960 00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:52,351 and he's an elephant. 961 00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:53,961 Well, that's not how I thought of it. 962 00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:55,180 But I thought you that you were just being funny. 963 00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:56,442 - I was. - My point is-- 964 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:57,660 So are you. 965 00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,140 - I am too. - Understood. 966 00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:00,533 And I love it. 967 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,012 And I still love Snuffleupagus. - I would say 968 00:35:02,012 --> 00:35:03,579 no one likes to be compared 969 00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:05,929 to a very large, hairy animal. 970 00:35:05,929 --> 00:35:07,540 But... 971 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:09,629 Heather doesn't want to have a conversation 972 00:35:09,629 --> 00:35:12,022 and really understand where I'm coming from. 973 00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:13,720 All right, I'm gonna sit. 974 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,461 It's always a double standard. 975 00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:17,027 She does no wrong. 976 00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:18,942 She says things appropriately. 977 00:35:18,942 --> 00:35:20,857 She's just being Heather. 978 00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:22,729 But I'm an asshole, and I'm a jerk. 979 00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:25,297 Isn't it interesting how she just wants 980 00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:27,255 to put her hooks into something 981 00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:29,475 and grab on, and go with it? 982 00:35:29,475 --> 00:35:30,737 All right, you're offended? 983 00:35:30,737 --> 00:35:32,565 I'm so sorry. 984 00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,654 Finally, you're serving me. 985 00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:37,396 Cheers. 986 00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:40,312 They're nachos. 987 00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:41,661 Thank you. 988 00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:43,010 Here's your bowl of weenies. 989 00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:44,403 I do not want a basket of weenies. 990 00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:45,491 I can't even look at it. 991 00:35:45,491 --> 00:35:46,840 Oh, Vicki, it's a wee-wee. 992 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,581 - It's a wee-wee. - It's a tiny little wee-wee. 993 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:50,887 A wee-wee like Steve. 994 00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:53,020 - Oh. - She said it, not me. 995 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:54,413 I'm just repeating her. 996 00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:56,023 He didn't like to have his wee-wee touched. 997 00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:57,677 Because somebody else was touching it. 998 00:35:57,677 --> 00:35:59,200 I didn't know that. - Oh. 999 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,681 Remember that, Tamra, when we were on our trip together 1000 00:36:01,681 --> 00:36:03,161 and Vicki said Steve didn't like 1001 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,771 to have his wee-wee touched? 1002 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,425 We haven't had sex in 13 months. 1003 00:36:08,731 --> 00:36:10,907 Every time I touch his wee-wee, he's like, 1004 00:36:10,907 --> 00:36:12,779 I'm not there right now. 1005 00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:14,520 I don't like the fact that he has a "wee-wee." 1006 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,261 I would like it-- 1007 00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:17,610 Wait, can I take a picture of that? 1008 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,220 - Yeah, please. - That's a dick pic. 1009 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:20,308 Yeah. 1010 00:36:24,443 --> 00:36:25,705 I don't understand it. 1011 00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:30,797 Where is it coming from? That's what I wanna know: 1012 00:36:30,797 --> 00:36:32,929 where it's----ing coming from. - Oh, I heard an F-bomb. 1013 00:36:32,929 --> 00:36:34,322 What happened? 1014 00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:35,584 I asked her if last night, 1015 00:36:35,584 --> 00:36:36,585 with the comment that you made-- 1016 00:36:36,585 --> 00:36:37,978 Oh, you brought it up again. 1017 00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:39,675 This is why I didn't say anything last night. 1018 00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:41,851 I'm, as you know, brand new to these girls. 1019 00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:44,114 And you have not been here with us the whole time. 1020 00:36:44,114 --> 00:36:45,333 I know. I got fired. 1021 00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,030 Vicki, I have-- no, no, Vicki. 1022 00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:49,207 - I know. - That's not what I'm saying. 1023 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,643 I'm saying I thought initially, 1024 00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:52,253 when I was sitting there, that you were talking 1025 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,994 about your past relationships. 1026 00:36:53,994 --> 00:36:56,649 Well, she was a little. She was comparing. 1027 00:36:56,649 --> 00:36:58,564 And then you said we operate in the same friend group. 1028 00:36:58,564 --> 00:36:59,565 And I was like, "I"-- - But I was gonna ask you. 1029 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:01,131 Vicki and I had never met 1030 00:37:01,131 --> 00:37:02,568 until you came to my house. 1031 00:37:02,568 --> 00:37:04,483 But isn't your first reaction to be like, 1032 00:37:04,483 --> 00:37:05,832 "Who are our mutual friends?" 1033 00:37:05,832 --> 00:37:08,008 Well, I think you know who the mutual friend is. 1034 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:09,183 - Who? - Who? 1035 00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:10,358 Me. 1036 00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:12,752 Ahh! 1037 00:37:13,622 --> 00:37:15,015 Why do you do that? 1038 00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:16,495 Well, because Vicki and I are very close. 1039 00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:17,844 We talk all the time. 1040 00:37:17,844 --> 00:37:18,975 So she asked me what's been going on. 1041 00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:20,020 I don't get you. 1042 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:20,977 Why? 1043 00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:22,849 You're always calling me out. 1044 00:37:22,849 --> 00:37:24,720 You're malicious about it, and you're mean about it. 1045 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,418 I'm not malicious about it. I'm not mean about it. 1046 00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:28,115 You want to----ing put it all out? 1047 00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:30,422 I was at dinner with a friend the other night, 1048 00:37:30,422 --> 00:37:32,685 and she mentioned the girl's name 1049 00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:35,296 who Ryan slept with. - Alex. 1050 00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:38,168 There was a spot that we had kind of said-- 1051 00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:40,780 he had kind of said, you need to take some time. 1052 00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:42,608 So it's like Ross and Rachel? Like, you were on a break? 1053 00:37:42,608 --> 00:37:43,783 Yeah, on a break. 1054 00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:45,263 So while you're on the break, 1055 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,742 he may have had a little dalliance somewhere. 1056 00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:48,570 Yes, with someone I know. 1057 00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:49,963 Back it up. 1058 00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:51,269 So your boyfriend slept with a girl, 1059 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,792 and you work out with her? 1060 00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:54,315 - But they were on a break. - I don't know her. 1061 00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:55,838 I don't know her. I don't know her. 1062 00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:57,231 But you know of her because she works out with you? 1063 00:37:57,231 --> 00:37:58,450 I didn't know her at all. 1064 00:37:58,450 --> 00:38:00,190 Ryan--this is a girl Ryan dated. 1065 00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:01,670 You never talked to her? 1066 00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:06,588 So that's a----ing baited question, and you know it. 1067 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:08,590 That's why I don't know why you don't just say 1068 00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:10,200 what you want to----ing say. 1069 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,550 I asked you a question. 1070 00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:12,855 Yeah, I----ing have talked to her. 1071 00:38:12,855 --> 00:38:14,466 Yeah. 1072 00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:16,859 She said you reached out and said, "Send me everything." 1073 00:38:16,859 --> 00:38:18,905 No, I didn't. No, I didn't. 1074 00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:21,037 So if you need my sh-- to air 1075 00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:22,735 to make you more----ing relevant, 1076 00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:24,432 good for----ing you. 1077 00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:33,093 She said you reached out and said, "Send me everything." 1078 00:38:33,093 --> 00:38:35,356 No, I didn't. No, I didn't. 1079 00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:37,402 So if you need my sh-- to air 1080 00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:39,360 to make you more----ing relevant, 1081 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,535 good for----ing you. 1082 00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:41,710 No, actually, you're more relevant 1083 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:42,798 because you don't----ing talk, so... 1084 00:38:42,798 --> 00:38:43,930 - She is now, though. - She is now. 1085 00:38:43,930 --> 00:38:45,410 - She is now. - Yeah. 1086 00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:46,585 They----ing----ed each other. 1087 00:38:46,585 --> 00:38:47,716 You know what that's like? 1088 00:38:47,716 --> 00:38:48,804 It's like a----ing knife in my heart. 1089 00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:49,892 - For a year. - For a year? 1090 00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:51,198 Before you were together. 1091 00:38:51,198 --> 00:38:53,200 No, during. 1092 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,375 One time. 1093 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,464 And I was not with him. 1094 00:38:56,464 --> 00:38:57,987 What do you know, Tamra? 1095 00:38:58,988 --> 00:39:00,512 That he was sleeping with her 1096 00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:02,035 while you guys were dating. 1097 00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:07,606 He sent her a text message while you guys were 1098 00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:09,259 at a concert in San Diego, saying... 1099 00:39:09,259 --> 00:39:10,826 - But I know about that. - "Get naked in my bed." 1100 00:39:10,826 --> 00:39:12,480 "In my bed." I've seen it. 1101 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,829 - Yes. - There's not-- 1102 00:39:13,829 --> 00:39:15,265 But why are you with this person? 1103 00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:17,529 Why do you protect him? 1104 00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:20,270 I did know all about this. 1105 00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:22,838 I forgave Ryan because I love Ryan. 1106 00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:25,188 I'm not sitting here trying to protect Ryan. 1107 00:39:25,188 --> 00:39:26,973 But why do I have to keep talking about it? 1108 00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:28,278 I know we were on a break. 1109 00:39:28,278 --> 00:39:29,497 But it hurts. 1110 00:39:29,497 --> 00:39:30,803 It's painful. It sucked. 1111 00:39:30,803 --> 00:39:34,459 And it's Ryan's job to own up to what he did. 1112 00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:36,069 I didn't do this. 1113 00:39:36,069 --> 00:39:38,941 What do you----ing want from me? 1114 00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:41,509 I don't want you to get hurt. 1115 00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:45,600 So it's your job to busy yourself in my----ing pain? 1116 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,428 - I apologize. - You don't. 1117 00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:49,517 You don't show any emotion ever! 1118 00:39:49,517 --> 00:39:51,824 You sit there like this, like you've had a----ing lobotomy. 1119 00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:54,217 Because It's easier. 1120 00:39:54,217 --> 00:39:55,480 Okay. 1121 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,220 Because it's----ing easier. 1122 00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:02,400 What I tend to do is, I kind of bring everything in. 1123 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,879 And I can get quiet. 1124 00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:05,403 And I process, and I think. 1125 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:08,797 And then the problem is, once I hit a breaking point, 1126 00:40:08,797 --> 00:40:10,799 I can't even control it anymore. 1127 00:40:10,799 --> 00:40:13,628 And then the top blows. 1128 00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:15,456 You've ruined your whole family to go-- 1129 00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:16,718 I didn't ruin my family. 1130 00:40:16,718 --> 00:40:18,851 How----ing dare you? 1131 00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:20,243 You left for a player. 1132 00:40:20,243 --> 00:40:22,550 You're not the only person he----ed at my gym. 1133 00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:27,903 Say, then----ing state your facts. 1134 00:40:27,903 --> 00:40:29,557 What do you know? 1135 00:40:29,557 --> 00:40:30,950 No, I'm not gonna say anything. 1136 00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:32,081 - Oh, you're not gonna say-- - 'Cause I'm a liar. 1137 00:40:32,081 --> 00:40:33,692 That's so----ing typical of you. 1138 00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:42,004 Everybody knows that he is a player. 1139 00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:44,050 Your freaking mother-in-law knows he's a player. 1140 00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:45,530 - She did say that. - Yeah. 1141 00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:47,619 How does your mother-in-law know he's a player? 1142 00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:49,882 Because she works out at the same gym. 1143 00:40:49,882 --> 00:40:52,972 And she's 78, and she's heard that he's a player. 1144 00:40:52,972 --> 00:40:54,495 But I think the bottom line is, 1145 00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:55,931 I think Jenn knows he's a player, 1146 00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:58,107 and she chooses to still be with him. 1147 00:40:58,107 --> 00:40:59,674 She doesn't wanna sit here and break down 1148 00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:00,893 her relationship for the 14th time. 1149 00:41:00,893 --> 00:41:02,242 I know. And my con-- 1150 00:41:02,242 --> 00:41:04,070 She's upset about what's going 1151 00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:06,464 on between the two of you, not about her relationship. 1152 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:07,769 I feel bad for Jenn. 1153 00:41:07,769 --> 00:41:09,554 It's like, leave the poor girl alone. 1154 00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:10,772 We get it. He's a slut. 1155 00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:12,513 He's a ho. He's a gigolo. 1156 00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:15,734 I don't understand what the end game is here, 1157 00:41:15,734 --> 00:41:17,649 but it doesn't feel like friendship to me. 1158 00:41:17,649 --> 00:41:19,259 I do not want to hurt your feelings. 1159 00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:22,262 I thought we were over this and we had moved on. 1160 00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:24,264 We're not over it because I can't get over it 1161 00:41:24,264 --> 00:41:27,006 because every time, it just keeps coming up. 1162 00:41:27,006 --> 00:41:28,355 And I don't know what you want. 1163 00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:29,791 There's nothing that I don't know. 1164 00:41:29,791 --> 00:41:31,227 There's nothing-- 1165 00:41:31,227 --> 00:41:32,620 I don't like you with him. I'm sorry. 1166 00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:33,839 And it's hard for me to hold back. 1167 00:41:33,839 --> 00:41:35,144 I did the same thing with Vicki. 1168 00:41:35,144 --> 00:41:37,146 I don't think that he's good for you. 1169 00:41:37,146 --> 00:41:38,974 How do you know what's good for me? 1170 00:41:38,974 --> 00:41:40,846 That's my opinion! 1171 00:41:42,021 --> 00:41:44,197 I should have learned my lesson, but I didn't. 1172 00:41:44,197 --> 00:41:45,720 At the end of the day, I was----ing right. 1173 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,113 - Yeah. - I was right. 1174 00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:49,028 We got to find out ourselves. That's the issue. 1175 00:41:49,028 --> 00:41:50,508 But don't lie to our faces 1176 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,900 like your----ing Vucci 1177 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:54,816 and your fake Fendi. 1178 00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:56,818 You have to be honest. 1179 00:41:56,818 --> 00:41:58,646 And I do want you happy. 1180 00:41:58,646 --> 00:42:01,083 I really do. 1181 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:03,956 You don't get to sit there and be my friend 1182 00:42:03,956 --> 00:42:06,480 and tell me I ruined my family. 1183 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,830 I can hear and take a hard conversation, 1184 00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:10,789 but not the way you've done it. 1185 00:42:10,789 --> 00:42:13,356 That is not the way a friend talks or acts. 1186 00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:14,793 Jenn, do you want to take a walk? 1187 00:42:14,793 --> 00:42:15,881 - Yeah, I would, actually. - Yeah, let's go. 1188 00:42:15,881 --> 00:42:17,143 I'm gonna stay. 1189 00:42:17,143 --> 00:42:18,144 I'll take another glass of champagne. 1190 00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:20,755 - Thank you. - I'm honest. 1191 00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:21,756 You guys, she's just hurting. 1192 00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:23,279 Be----ing smart. 1193 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:27,893 Next time 1194 00:42:27,893 --> 00:42:29,764 on "The Real Housewives of Orange County"... 1195 00:42:29,764 --> 00:42:32,071 Aww, they're holding hands. 1196 00:42:32,071 --> 00:42:34,639 Losing circulation! 1197 00:42:37,903 --> 00:42:39,208 I wanna go home! 1198 00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:40,166 I want clarity. 1199 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:42,734 I want authentic relationships. 1200 00:42:42,734 --> 00:42:44,039 You've got five kids. 1201 00:42:44,039 --> 00:42:45,345 You should have made that marriage work. 1202 00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:47,129 - Oh, don't say that. - You can't say that. 1203 00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:49,523 We had the best day. 1204 00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:52,004 The way it ended is just literally shocking. 1205 00:42:52,004 --> 00:42:53,745 You said it to me! 1206 00:42:53,745 --> 00:42:55,181 I'm sorry. I'm done. 1207 00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:56,574 That's a bunch of bullsh--. 1208 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,705 You don't like me. 1209 00:42:57,705 --> 00:42:59,054 I would never put up with it. 1210 00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:00,316 No, I'm done with the show. 1211 00:43:00,316 --> 00:43:01,404 I'm out.