- You guys don't know what this is gonna do.
That's all. [sniffles]
- What happened? Was it something I said?
- If someone's talking about arguments that we had,
not okay.
- What's going on? - He is, like, super private
and he's gonna ----ing lose it, so it's it--that's it.
It's fine.
I made the decision to confide in Heather
when I was at home about something happening to me
that was upsetting in my relationship.
I was vulnerable.
This is a blind side to me, Tamra.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- [crying] No, it's all good. - I'm sorry.
- I'm the stupid sh--
that thought it was going to be kept between the two of us.
- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, like...
- No... - You got this.
You got this, girl.
- Can I be honest with you? - Yeah.
- Evidently, Heather's been telling Emily and Gina
that the relationship with you and John is sh--.
- Details, or she just said sh--?
- She said it's not good. You guys are not good.
- Why is she talking about your relationship?
- Is there any ----ing relationship that doesn't have
an issue from time to time? - We all do.
What are you gonna do with Heather?
- Say read between the ----ing lines, mother----er.
Sorry, I'm feeling 100% complete betrayal.
- She did betray you.
- Abso-----ing-lutely.
- Evidently Heather doesn't remember
the last time she talked about Shannon's relationship.
It kind of blew up in her face.
- Telling people about an email I received, and one person...
- I don't know what you're talking about, Shannon.
- Knew that I got an email from my husband.
- This is none of my business.
- You were getting caught talking about our marriage.
You shouldn't be the one to be talking.
- No. No. - Excuse me, but you are wrong.
- Stop. I've ----ing had it with her.
You guys will all see the truth!
- Just don't talk about Shannon and her relationships.
- People in glass houses, what is it called?
- Shoot the stones at them.
Ha! - Shouldn't throw stones.
- No, they shouldn't throw-- something about stones.
How about if we stop talking about people's relationships
and woman the (BLEEP) up!
Come on--oh, the hell up.. Tres Amigas.
- Tres Amigas! - Tres Amigas!
Oh, we did it in order. - Mm.
Oh, (BLEEP) me. That's bad.
- [gags]
[upbeat music]
* *
- I want water. - Hi, welcome.
both: Hi. - How are you guys today?
- Good, how are you? - Good.
The last tractor just left. - Okay.
- So it's probably gonna be about, mm, five minutes, tops.
- Okay. Okay.
- You can sit over here if you'd like.
- Thank you. - Thanks.
- My pleasure.
- Do you know what that's called?
- It's a scarecrow. - Yeah.
- Wait, is this a show? - No, it's real.
- It was a movie.
- Wait, what are you talking about?
Now I really don't like it.
Did some kid at school tell you that?
That's not real.
- Well, okay, but don't chastise him for it.
Maybe just teach him so he doesn't feel scared.
Now he's confused and worried.
- Well, okay, you can deal with it.
- Some of the biggest issues that Shane and I have
in our marriage is our parenting styles.
- Luke, don't kick the dirt.
- Luke, why don't you stand over here with me?
'Cause everything you do annoys her.
- Yes, you are. - Hey!
- He's more annoying. - Hey!
- Mommy. - Wait, what?
- Sorry, you lose.
- As a mother, I am not perfect, and I mess up.
The problem with our parenting styles
is that Shane likes to check me right in front of the kids.
What? I always get thrown under the bus by you.
- Well, don't get in front of the bus.
- You just took all my authority away.
You made me look like a jackass.
Okay, I think it's our turn.
* *
Here, Anabelle, sit over here with your brothers.
- Why can't she sit there?
- Okay, she can. Here, come here. Come here.
- You said you didn't want me to.
- When did I say that? I never said that.
- You said you wanted me there. - You did.
When it comes to parenting,
I feel like I do a lot of things well,
if not better.
I have more patience.
- I just don't have a lot of patience, period--none.
- Welcome back, guys. How was that?
- It was great. Thank you. - Thank you so much.
- I'm guilty of giving them too much grace,
and that's where I become more of the fun dad.
Do I want to be the dick dad? No.
- Can I take your picture over here with the pumpkin sign?
- See how that family's smiling and happy?
Let's do that. Let's do that. - [laughing] Stop.
I never had a family outing
with a mom and a dad when I was a child.
So, to me, it's monumental.
Okay, ready? One silly one. One, two, three...
Shane grew up differently.
I mean, he grew up in a solid home with a mom and a dad.
So maybe he doesn't understand why it's a big deal for me.
I'm trying to do better for my children.
I'm trying to give them family, a structure, safety,
you know, memories.
- Did we look happy? - [scoffs] We are happy.
- I don't know.
The kids, 'cause they are all over the place.
- We are happy. We're one, big, happy family.
- Yeah? - Don't you think so?
- I think so.
- Look, Shane, come here. - Come on.
- Come here. - Let's go. We're going.
- [crying] You're making me cry.
- I'm not making you cry. - Yes, you are.
- No, it's not. It's the heat.
- It's you. - I'm not.
Come on. - Mom.
- We're having fun. - Are you okay?
both: Yeah. - Mom, he always tells jokes.
- Yeah, you know, it's joking.
Hey, kids, look, a scarecrow. Oh, it's Mommy. Sorry.
[laughs]
Laughter is the best medicine, right?
* *
- It's hotter than I thought. - And you have a sweater on.
- I stayed at Ryan's.
I'm like, I don't have sh-- with me.
- Have you been here before? - I have never...
- Hi. - Been here before.
- Welcome.
- I thought because it's healthy that you'd like it.
- I will. Okay, I know what I'm getting.
Can I do chocolate and coconut?
- I think I'm just gonna do chocolate.
What's going on? Will's in town, did you say?
- Will's in town. He came in--so--
- How is that working for you guys?
Do you ever wanna tell him,
like, "Go get your own damn house"?
- Mm-hmm.
We actually had that conversation
not too long ago.
It's just so weird. It's just--
- Does he sleep in your bedroom?
- He comes in, shares the room.
I don't have another room. - Oh, sh--.
So he sleeps in your bed? Is that weird?
[laughs] - And so it's, like, weird
even though you were married to this person forever.
Your space really isn't your space.
So it's not ideal.
I'm glad we're sitting here.
- We keep doing this thing where we have these,
like, blowups, and then we come back and...
- And like I said at the pool party,
like, I truly want to apologize.
Like, I will take complete blame for all of it.
- I am so confused.
There's something I'm missing.
I'm done with your involvement in Ryan and I's lives.
You can judge it. You can critique it.
You can think-- - We're not judging it.
But when you're not being honest about things--
- What do I need to be honest about?
- Do we really need to go there?
- Oh, my God, I said this to her the other night
and got a napkin in my face.
How long do I sit here
and get beat up and be the punching bag
and then forgive?
Like, at some point, I'm the idiot.
- [voice breaking] I just feel like my head
just really hasn't been in a good place lately.
I've probably taken it out on you...
and I apologize.
CUT Fitness closed down,
Eddie's grandma's not doing well.
There's been a lot that's just stored in this head,
and I'm a person that doesn't deal with my emotions,
and then I just explode.
But I want to get past that,
and I want to be in a place where I can trust you,
you can trust me, and you can open up to me.
- Mm-hmm. - I should've been better
with my words, and I should've tried
to, like, maybe even break down that wall.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, I--
And maybe it takes this step to get there,
and those processes I can understand.
- I haven't changed my mind about anything
with Ryan and Jenn, but at Nobu...
What? You want to ----ing tell me to watch it?
It really got bad. I was an asshole.
And at this point, I just want her to know
that I want her to be happy.
I don't want to try to bring her down.
I can't keep doing this with her.
I want to move forward.
I want what's best for you. I really do.
I would actually love the opportunity
to sit down with Ryan.
- Ryan would be so open.
Just start, like, fresh.
- So Shannon asked me if Eddie and I wanted to go out
on John's boat and then go to a restaurant.
And I recommended that you and Ryan go as well.
- You did? - I did.
So you know what?
I really just want a fresh start. I do.
- I think he would love the opportunity.
- Nobody's life is perfect,
and even though he's made mistakes,
I should've never said anything.
- I want you to know something.
You can throw a napkin in my face,
you can tell me horrible ----ing things,
but at the end of the day, I know you,
and I'm always gonna take care of us and you.
I've known Tamra a long time,
and our friendship does matter to me,
so I will always fight for that friendship.
I want to believe so bad that she means it this time.
But it hurt. - Sorry.
- And I don't want to go back to that.
I am a little guarded with Tamra right now,
but it can for sure be rebuilt.
Like you and I keep saying, just start, like, fresh.
- Yeah, and I'm no longer drinking tequila.
- Oh, smart. Okay.
- I handed the torch to Emily. - Yeah.
- I can't control tequila.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hi, how are you? - Good. How are you?
- Dubrow. - Dubrow, right this way.
* *
- Hi. - Hey, Heather.
- Hi. - How are you?
- Good.
both: Good to see you. - It's so good to see you.
- Hi. How are you? - You look fabulous as always.
- Thank you. Where'd you come in from?
- That's a good question. Where was I last?
New York, L.A., and then Dallas and then here.
- Do you remember we had dinner years ago?
- In Vegas, I think. - No, we were in L.A.
- In L.A.? - We were in L.A.
- So I probably don't remember much from that night.
[laughter] - I'll just tell you.
We had fun, and we paid. - Oh.
It was a great night, then, right?
- Years ago Terry was, like, enamored with Mark Cuban,
and we had invested in a company that he created.
And so we ended up all having dinner together.
I'm just trying to make sure you're happy, Mark.
- [laughs] You're doing a great job.
- What I really love about him
is how normal and laid-back he is.
I mean, the dude's a billionaire.
So funny to now see you all these years later.
- I know. This is great.
I'm excited that you're on the platform, and I'm here to help.
- I'm really excited. I just think the platform's great.
I'm really excited to be doing the first lifestyle--
- It's really cool. I'm excited for it, too, yeah.
- Mark and Falon are the co-founders of Fireside,
which is the first interactive streaming app.
I'm so excited about the Fireside Network.
I'm working on Fireside right now.
I've got that Fireside thing I'm working on.
There's this new platform called Fireside.
It's a Mark Cuban-- Mark Cuban...
I can do scripted. I can host. I can create content.
- You film it in L.A. - Right.
- I had big plans for my OnlyFans, Heather.
Didn't happen. Watch out with that Fireside.
- I feel like I could make some content.
[chuckles] Mine's the sh---talking channel.
- Do they put apps on IMDb?
- It's interactive, so the audience can participate.
- More like "Masterpiece Theatre"?
- I've been thwarted from the scripted television
for so long, but I'm really looking forward
to getting that back. - Yeah.
- New eyeballs on me means more work.
Work begets work. Meetings beget meetings.
If that's the way I'm gonna reintegrate myself
into the acting world, maybe that's the hole.
I'm really excited. I mean, honestly, I'm nervous.
- Yeah, it's hard--I mean, you know what it's like.
Creating a successful show is not easy
no matter what the platform.
So the scary part when I've done things is, like--
- Do they like me? - Yeah, do they like me?
Are they there? Are they responding?
- This is the impostor syndrome.
- Yeah, well, exactly right, because it's like,
"Hey, everybody, what do you think?"
And then... - Crickets.
- Right. - Getting anxiety.
- I know, it's like the comedian standing up
and telling the joke that bombs.
- Yeah. - It's gonna happen.
- Listen, this business is filled with rejection
and that's such a mind-(BLEEP).
I have no idea what this new venture is gonna lead to.
It's scary, and it's daunting, but it also might remind people
that Heather Paige Kent is still alive
and looks fabulous.
I don't just want this to work.
Like, I really need this to work.
- You're gonna make it work.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hi. How are you? - What's up, baby? You're here.
- No yoga today, huh? - No yoga today.
I feel like I haven't seen you in a minute.
- I know. What have you been doing with your kids?
- We've got soccer, baseball, dance.
- [gasps] Oh, my gosh.
- You know how that goes. - Yeah.
- What about you? What's new with you?
Real estate. - I told you that?
- Yes, but I don't know where you are with it.
- Okay, so I'm very good friends
with, like, one of the top
agency teams in our area... - Oh.
- The Archulettas-- Travis worked with them a lot,
'cause he did mortgages. - Okay.
- And they kept telling him, "You should get
your real estate license," and then Trav came to me.
He's like, "We should do this together."
- And where's he at with it? - So he's done.
He's passed his test and everything.
- Oh, he's ready to go.
- He's ready to go. He's got his license.
So I would say, like, within the next two months,
I should have my license. - That's incredible.
- I'm excited. - That's incredible.
- I want my kids to see that I'm willing
to, like, work hard for that. - Working hard.
- And I feel like you can relate to that.
- I can. I feel like-- - Have you always worked?
Like, you always had-- - No.
When I got pregnant with Harrison, I was home.
And the studio, when I was doing the studio,
it was, like, a passion. - Yeah.
- I was married. It was just something
that got me out of the house. - Yeah.
- It was kind of mine. Now I'm like, I need this.
- Now, I see. - It takes a different tone.
- Yeah. both: The hustle is different.
The hustle is real. - Yeah.
- I feel like as I get to know Gina more,
I have so much more respect for Gina.
- Regardless of my issues with maybe how her marriage ended,
everything that followed that, we have in common.
- There is comfort in having a friendship
with a woman in the same position you're in.
I met with Tamra. - How did that go?
- I just kind of let her talk,
and, honestly, Gina, we got to a good spot.
But it's like that feeling of,
you're waiting for the ball to drop again,
because she keeps coming at me like, you didn't open up.
- It's your prerogative. - Yeah.
- It's your relationship.
You don't have to tell everything
about your relationship, or you can.
But at this point for sure, I'm way more on your side of it
because you're getting attacked.
- Mm-hmm. - And, Jenn, I don't think
what has happened to you there is right.
- It's not right. - So, like, I'm not gonna
stand around and watch that happen again, you know?
Maybe your friends have to step up for you and say no more.
It doesn't sound like Jenn has done anything wrong
to anybody except, really, ultimately herself,
which she has paid for greatly.
- So Thursday I'm supposed to go with Shannon and John...
- Mm-hmm.
- Tamra and Eddie and Ryan and I.
It's like, okay. - Oh, my God.
That's got to be so uncomfortable.
- The invitation is really nice, right?
- Yeah. - I worry about Ryan.
- Oh, yeah, totally. - I'm worried about Eddie.
I don't really even know anything
about Shannon and John.
I mean, Shannon has shared a little.
- Well, nobody talks about Shannon and John,
but the things that I do hear are never that great.
- She shared with me that for the first time,
she feels like she's in a partnership.
She said that John is an amazing partner,
and then they do talk about getting married.
But I don't know.
I mean, I've been too busy digging up my own bones.
[chuckling] I don't know about anybody else.
What life is perfect? Whose life is really perfect?
- Well, I think it's easier for people to talk
about everybody else, 'cause then they don't have to...
[upbeat music]
* *
- Dre. - How you doing?
- I'm good. How are you? - Hello?
- Hello. - Oh, hey. What's going on?
- Hi. - Hi. How are you?
- Hi. Hi. - Jenn, Andre. Andre, Jenn.
- Hi, Andre. - How you doing?
- This is rad. - Let's do this.
We're gonna start with some jumping jacks.
Are we ready? - We are...
- All right. - Older ladies.
And you do pee when you do jumping jacks at a certain age.
- I can't wait to see it. Here we go.
Jumping jacks. - Oh, asshole!
- Jump it out.
All right, one foot in front of the other,
back and forth.
Come on, Heather. - Oh, Jesus.
- Come on, Heather. - Come on, Heather.
- Looking good back here. - Two, one.
- Can you get my hair out of my lipstick?
- Yeah.
[enchanting music]
- Thank you. - Look at that.
Start with this one. - Oh.
- I forgot already. - Hook, hook, upper.
Ten seconds. - Oh, bummer.
I so want to go longer. - That's what she said.
All right, three, two, one.
All right. - Thank you.
- You guys take care. I'll see you guys outside.
- Bye, guys. - Bye.
- That was awesome. - That was fun.
- That was amazing. - That was fun.
- So what you guys been up to?
- I'm crazed right now because we're--
I told you we're in escrow on this place in L.A.
- Yeah. - And so...
- Oh, you are. - Yeah.
- That's awesome. - Yeah, I'm excited.
- You're not movingmoving. - No.
- Like, you're gonna be there. You'll have a place there.
- It's not big enough for us to move to.
- Okay. - I was thinking of it more
as, like, a pied-à-terre for me and Terry.
- A "P" what, a what? - A pied-à-terre.
- Like, a little getaway. - Like, a little place
to hang your hat. - [chuckles]
- [laughs]
Terry and I started looking
for apartments in L.A. and happened to find,
like, the most perfect apartment ever.
- Do we really want that place?
It's a lot of money.
- It's a lot of money, but I think we'd be happy there.
I think it'd be good for us.
This penthouse represents
the first step back to a career in Hollywood.
Orange County-- sun, surf, sand, amazing.
Auditions, not so much.
- I saw Shannon and John.
We went on a double date with them.
- That's fun. How was that? - Yeah, it was fun.
It seemed like they were super happy.
- Oh, yeah, that's what I thought, too.
- You think so? - They seem happy to me.
- Interesting, Heather,
'cause you've told me the complete opposite,
and you've talked sh-- to Emily and Gina as well.
I don't know if Heather has forgotten
what she has said in the past,
but I want to test her...
see how far she'll lie.
Eddie did catch him off guard and was like,
"So do you guys live together?" - [coughs]
- And they're both like, "No, no."
- Terry did that, too.
- When are you gonna get married?
- I asked her that, and she said they were waiting
on the kids to get out of the house or something.
- Which I don't completely understand that.
- What? Wouldn't it be easier if the kids were about to leave
to wait?
- If there's a problem, sure.
- No, just to maybe make it easier, no?
I don't know-- I've not been in the position,
so I really shouldn't speak.
I really don't understand what the angle is here.
It's not like we sit around
talking about Shannon's life all day.
Why do you want to know now, and why in front of Jenn?
Tamra and Shannon are really close again,
and Tamra has a big mouth.
If I had an opinion on Shannon, you think I'm telling Tamra?
- Joke's on you, bitch. I've already told her.
She opened up to you at all?
- No, I mean, look what just happened with you and Ry--
You know, and you told me that it caused problems.
- It does.
- Don't you think that's why Shannon keeps
her relationship close to the vest?
- I don't know.
[dramatic music]
[upbeat music]
* *
- All right, here you are. - Okay, thank you.
* *
- This is lovely.
This is not. - It's on an angle.
- I understand.
- Welcome to Las Brisas. My name is Don.
I'll be taking care of you. - Thank you.
- My pleasure.
How's your night going? - [speaks Spanish]
- Good. - I like that. Español.
- Sí. - [speaking Spanish]
- [laughs]
- Actually, I'll do a glass of champagne, please.
- Glass of champagne.
- One of the reasons that I was attracted to Shane
is because he is funny.
But sometimes I want to bypass all the funny stuff
and just talk about real issues,
and that can be frustrating with Shane.
- I will open it in just a moment.
- Oh, she can take it straight from the bottle.
Glug, glug, glug, glug. - Stop.
I've been married to him for 14 years,
and I probably would've divorced him a long time ago
if he wasn't so damn funny. [laughs]
Can I order dinner, too, though?
- What would you like to select tonight?
- Can I just do the filet? Medium, please.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- I'll have the same, please, medium-rare.
You don't have fries, do you? - Of course.
- Oh, I love it. Awesome. Thank you.
- I don't, though. I'm a mess.
- I didn't say you have your act together.
I said you look like you have your act together.
- Oh, thank you.
We need to have a very important conversation
about parenting.
- It's important that we're on the same page.
- I don't think we are.
Okay, I'll just give you an example.
When we were at Tanaka Farms,
you corrected what I said in front of them.
- Okay.
- Did some kid at school tell you that?
That's not real.
- Well, okay, but don't chastise him for it.
Maybe just teach him so he doesn't feel scared.
Now he's confused and worried.
- I didn't mean to correct. I meant to add.
- But here's the problem, though--
- This is my thinking. - Okay.
- Are you done? - Me bringing this up--
it's so I can try and figure out
how you and I together can be a better team,
because as a kid, like,
I never did anything with, like, a mom and a dad.
- Right. - It hurt my feelings.
I felt minimized. - Sorry.
- Medium for the lady. - Oh, thank you.
- Medium-rare. - Thank you.
- His is bigger.
- He was like, "This guy eats a lot."
- [laughs] - Oh.
- So for my children
to be at, like, a pumpkin patch with their mom and their dad
at the same time as a family,
I know it seems very trivial. - It is a big deal.
- But it was just tainted a little bit by the fact that
I just felt marginalized... - Oh, I'm sorry.
- As a mom. - We had a bad moment.
- No, I agree. - I'm sorry.
- And I just want to feel like you
respect me as a mother
and that the kids see that. - I will do that.
- Okay. Thank you.
I do love that Shane will always take ownership
of things that he's done that are hurtful.
To me, that's key in a relationship
because you're always gonna have issues,
but that's how you grow as a couple, as a parent,
as a father, as a mother.
I want some flan.
Do you like flan? - No.
- No? Have you had it? - No.
- Well, then how do you know if you like it or not?
- I don't know. The same reason I know I don't like urine.
I don't know, 'cause-- - Oh, my God.
[upbeat music]
* *
- In you go.
- Babe? - Hi.
- Smells good in here. - I put cookies in the oven.
- So it's not a new perfume? - No.
- [laughs] - Hi. Mwah.
I met with Julia and Dave. - Mm-hmm.
- And I feel like they actually were--
it was, like, really good to be here with them.
The way that they show houses,
what they feel like is important...
- Being curious about the buyer.
Who are they? Where'd they come from?
What are their needs? How can you help them?
- So, when someone comes in and says,
"Oh, you know, I have seven kids,"
when you have an island... - Mm-hmm.
- This is perfect for a large family.
- Focus on the senses.
Like, you know, start with smell.
Anything, like, that smells fresh.
- Mm-hmm. - You feel good
when you walk in. - Like, baking cookies--
they don't only want to smell the cookie.
They want to eat one. - Okay.
I'm getting way more excited about it.
- That's cool. - I thought what we could do,
though--you can come and sort of, like, pretend we made
an appointment for you to see this house.
- Okay. Little role play. - Yeah. See how it goes.
I'm nervous.
You're helping people
to make the biggest purchase that they're going to make
probably in their entire lives.
People have to feel comfortable with you.
- Let's do this.
- This may be, like, my first time showing a house,
but I feel like I can sell the features of the home the best.
Let's go sell.
Hi. Welcome. - Hello. I'm Travis.
- Hi. I'm Gina. - Nice to meet you.
Come on in.
You in the market for a home?
- I am, yeah.
I have too many kids. I need a bigger house.
- Too many kids? How many kids do you have?
- Well, I'm blended. I got six total.
- Crazy story. I have six kids as well.
- Oh, my God, that's wild. - It's wild.
This home, I love for a family with a lot of kids.
The floors are incredibly durable.
You probably value that...
- I do, yeah. Yeah. - With all your rugrats.
- They also upgraded the baseboards.
- Those look tall, yeah.
- This whole area I like 'cause it's really set up--
- It's open.
- I'll take you upstairs. Why don't you go on first?
- Oh. - Oh, me go first? Okay.
Okay, well, these are called-- these are, like, white risers.
I don't think that was right.
I know my skill sets. I love talking to people.
I love being friendly.
Travis will be doing more negotiations,
paperwork, contracts...
the, like, really important stuff.
- And so how much is this house?
What's the cost? - Um...
to be completely honest, I did not actually get the price.
- You didn't get the price to the house.
- You know, I never really look at price tags, so...
If you like it, you like it.
- I think the price you should know.
But I think you did very good. You did very well.
- I did? - Yeah.
- Is this energizing you to get the test done?
- This all gives me, like, the push.
Like, I'm glad that I did this.
- You got to still study for the state exam.
- Yeah. I feel so good about this because, like,
we're doing it together. - Mm-hmm.
I love that we're, like, building this life together.
All right, so we're gonna go, but I love you.
I'm excited. - I love you, too.
- I just want to be on the longest journey
as possible with Travis.
The real question is, do you want to put in an offer?
- [laughs]
You don't know the price. - Yeah.
- [laughs]
* *
- Do you have gasoline in the boat?
- Yes, there's plenty.
- You ever run out of gas? - No.
- No? - And I never will.
- Why? - Because I'm always prepared.
[sighs]
Hi, buddy.
So how was your dinner with Vicki?
- It was good.
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
- Heather's been telling Emily and Gina
that the relationship with you and John is sh--.
- She was funny.
- Was there a lot of laughs? - Yeah, a lot of laughs.
I'm not going to tell John
anything about the Tres Amigas lunch
because we're about to have a fun night.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Oh, oh, hi. - That's Banks.
He's not trained. - Oh!
- I don't want to put a black cloud over tonight.
John's not gonna be happy about this.
He's not. - Are you okay?
- Yeah.
No. - Okay.
- No, 'cause I want to know exactly what she said.
- Yeah.
So, you know, this is the first time
I'm seeing Ryan after all this has come up.
I've not seen him or talked to him or anything.
- Since the CUT Fitness party. - Yeah.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm a little bit nervous about seeing Ryan.
I've had a lot of things to say about him.
- Heather Amin said that he sent her a dick pic.
We come from a small town
that knows he's a ----ing whore!
So this is the first time
that I'm seeing Jenn's boyfriend, Ryan.
Do you know much about them? - No.
You told me very little.
- A penis picture, right?
- Ah, you told me that. - Yeah.
- So, evidently, when he walked into our gym
for the very first time, he pointed to my friend Heather
and goes, "I'm gonna (BLEEP) her."
- Pointing to you?
- Yeah. - Oh.
- My friendship with Ryan has always been at arm's length.
We got to know him pretty well on the Cabo trip,
but the rumors I heard about Ryan
made me concerned that, you know,
is this the right guy for my friend?
- Just letting you know, heads-up on your boat
if somebody goes over. [laughs]
- I really do care about Jenn.
I just see the train wreck,
and it really is none of my business, but it is.
- Knock, knock. - They're here.
- Oh, hello. - Hi.
- Hey. - Hi. Wow.
[Banks barks]
[laughs] Who's this? - Yes.
- That's Banks. - We're going boating.
Feels like we're ready to board a--
- John, what's happening? Good, brother. How are you?
- Nice to see you. - Great to see you.
Hi, bro. - What's up, man?
- Sorry. - How are you?
- Good. How are you? - Good to see you.
- Hi. - How are you?
- I'm good.
- You guys are both looking nautical.
- Well, he wa-- - Yes.
You're, like, a boatsman right here.
- This is nothing. - And you're in blue, too--
blue and white. - Yeah.
- Everyone's ready for the boat.
- Yep. - [chuckles awkwardly]
The tension is rising.
And let's not forget, the last time I was on a boat
with these women, it didn't go so well.
- You're a liar! You're a liar! You're a liar, liar!
I'm gonna ----ing throw my wine at you.
- Hey. - You're becoming unhinged.
- Shannon, do you need help? - No, I'm good.
[dramatic music]
* *
[upbeat music]
* *
- Coming up? - Come up!
- Hello? - Hi.
- Glass of wine? - Ooh, glass of wine.
Thank you. - How are you?
- Good. How are you?
[chuckles] both: Cheers.
- Escrow papers. - What does that mean?
- That means this place is ours whether we want it or not.
- I want it. - We have to close this place.
And then what's the drama with this house?
- Josh and Heather Altman were here yesterday,
and I was talking to Josh.
By the way, can we just talk for one second?
- How did this even happen?
- What's so crazy is...
you know I've been wanting to sell.
Our house isn't on the market, but we got a cold call
from Josh Altman to potentially sell our house.
- Hey, what are you guys doing?
- What's up, man?
- There's this family that's looking around.
They are heavy, heavy hitters.
Do you want to sell your house?
Because, I mean, I would ask 65 million bucks.
- I'm open to the change.
It's almost like the universe is speaking,
but there's a long road
between here and, you know, packing boxes.
Let's see if this is meant to be.
- What's so interesting is,
in the last few weeks particularly,
you've been lamenting
the four housekeepers, the three landscapers.
22,000 square feet is a lot for 4 people.
- But it's more than that to me.
To me, this house represents a job I don't want anymore.
And I know that sounds obnoxious,
and I don't mean it to sound ungrateful.
- No, I get it. - But I just--
I don't want to be the GM.
Having this house has been amazing.
I built that house. I'm proud of it.
So did we, for sure, get the motorcade
in the front approved? - We did.
- Who can pronounce porte cochere?
- Porte co--what?
- Never mind. - [laughs]
- All the iron I drew
and the moldings and everything.
This is the etched windows.
- Yes. (BLEEP).
I'd like to have less maintenance
and less jobs that I have to do
and more things that I'm excited about.
I'm ready for all of that.
The only thing I'm worried about
is things falling through the cracks.
Like, it's Katarina's Sweet 16. - Mm-hmm.
- I mean, I have no presents for her.
She doesn't want anything.
- Who's taking her for her driver's test?
- You are. - I am.
- Took her for the permit test.
- Yeah. - That did not go well.
- She failed that, she's gonna fail the driver's test.
- She doesn't like that we make fun of her with the driving.
- Oh, I don't make fun of her.
But she's the worst driver ever.
- We do. Slow down. Slow down.
Slow down. - I am slowing down.
- But you're not-- you gotta slow down.
- I am slowing down.
- Stay in this lane. Stay in--
see, you just went into a different lane.
But I told her, "You're so good at everything."
- Except this. [laughs] - "You're a straight-A student.
"And we're kind of, like, laughing
that there's finally something you can't do."
Just don't like driving on the outside lanes.
- Yeah. It's scary. - Yeah.
[laughter] - Back it up.
What did you just say, Mom? - Nothing.
Have you driven my car? - No, I haven't.
- You suck, Mom.
- She's gonna bawl her eyes out when she fails
that driver's test. - She should fail the test
because she should not be driving.
- Yes. - If, by some reason,
she passes the test, I'm not letting her drive by herself.
- How long do you have to wait before you take the test again?
- Let's hope years.
- I just don't really understand
why all of this happens at the exact same time.
- Aren't you kind of excited, though?
- Oh, I'm so excited.
- I'm seeing the other end of it, and I get it.
And I know--even though they'll always gonna be our kids
and always be a priority, at the end of the day...
- It's just you and me.
- We've built so much together
over the last three decades.
Selling the house--yeah, it's a sh-- ton of money.
Yes, but more than that--
it really signifies, like, our next chapter--
yeah, as a family but also as a couple.
[voice breaking] It's so cool.
- Thank you for this home,
and thank you so much for this next step,
'cause this next step is gonna be a good one.
[seagull crying]
[upbeat music]
- Shannon? - Yes.
- Could you now bring in this fender?
- I can just bring it on the side, right?
* *
- Oh, the scene of the crime.
- What's that?
- Is that Nobu? - Yeah, that's Nobu.
- Who got killed? - Me.
- He walked into my ----ing gym
and said he wanted to (BLEEP) me!
- But then I resurrected.
I'd watch it, Tamra.
- What? You want to ----ing tell me to watch it?
- You're like Jesus.
- [laughing] I'm like Jesus Himself.
- Do you guys want a cheese?
- This is super awkward.
I'm not wanting to look at him,
but I can't help it 'cause he's always dressed so silly.
Why does he have leopard on his collar?
[cat meows]
Like, at this point, I'll jump in the ocean.
* *
- That is a fancy boat.
- Hi, there. - Hi. How are you?
- Good. How you doing? - Good to see you again, miss.
- Are you gonna be right there? - Yeah.
- Then I'll sit next to you. - Okay, perfect.
- All right, I'm gonna go ahead
and get you started with some drinks.
- I'll try the Hangar lime vodka.
- Perfect. - I'll try that.
- I'll take the blood orange margarita.
- Two espresso martinis... - Okay.
- on the rocks.
- I'll do a paloma.
Could we put in some appetizers first?
- Definitely. - I want the salmon belly--
Two orders... - Amazing.
- And the yellowtail-- two orders.
Let's start with that. - Perfect.
I'll be back. Cheers.
- Ow. - Ooh, you were caught--
Look at that. - I was caught.
- Right there.
- Save the sex action for tonight.
- Man.
- It's hot and muggy.
And this is the shirt Shannon picked.
I would've worn a T-shirt.
- See? - He picked his own.
[laughter] It's a T-shirt.
- No. No. - But isn't it nice?
I'll admit it. - No. No.
- So she dresses you?
- I brought out, like, six choices...
- And she picks. Do you-- - And this is the only one
that was approved. - Do I dress Ryan?
- Yeah. - Really? Uh, no.
- I vibe. Clothes are my jam.
So for me, you know the old saying.
When you look good, you feel good.
- I commend him for having the balls to wear that.
- What the Backstreet Boy is going on here?
I don't even know where you get these clothes.
- Normally, Ryan's clothing has splatter paint.
His jeans are always a little bit short
and very tapered.
When I saw Ryan the first time,
I was kinda like, "Eh, gross."
As I sit in ----ing feathers.
- All right, this is gonna be the hamachi crudo...
- Thank you. - Salmon carpaccio...
- That looks good.
- Salmon belly, followed with two deviled eggs.
- Oh, look at those eggs.
- That is insane. - It's so frickin' good.
- But I just can't see that big thing going in my mouth.
- Honey, tell him how to do it.
- [laughs] - Shut up.
- Well, you've seen the picture.
- What picture? - The dick pic.
- Oh, God. Ryan. - Okay, wait. What?
- You and your stupid-ass dick pic.
- Uh-oh. - Yeah, uh-oh.
- Do you want to talk about dick pic?
- Well, if you'd like to, since you...
- Oh, okay.
- Awkward silence.
Is anybody going to address the elephant in the room?
I have talked until I am blue in the face on Ryan's behalf.
Eddie and Ryan and Tamra need to figure out their stuff.
I cannot do that for them.
Welcome to the war. Start talking.
- John, have you ever sent one? - No.
[laughter]
- Oh, my gosh.
- I'm just gonna say,
I've never hopped on the dick-pic train.
[train whistle blows]
I don't understand
why someone would send a picture,
let alone say, "My limp dick misses you."
- I know. I tell my kids, "Do not send dick pics.
Do not send anything"... - Yeah, watch what you--
- "That will ever come back to you."
- I don't feel comfortable even saying that word, "dick."
It is--I don't get the whole thing.
- Anyways...
- Excuse us for one minute.
I got to use the bathroom.
- This is the perfect opportunity for us to talk.
- First and foremost, brother, and I could cry,
I owe you an apology. - Why?
- Because I care about you. - Okay.
- And if something was told to me,
even though I found out later that it was not true,
then it's just not cool.
I'm actually empathetic.
It hurts my heart to see the hurt
that she's dealing with on my behalf,
and it's definitely been a struggle for me
to know Jenn's come home in tears many a night.
And I hate it.
I'm feeling so truly hurt and, I will be honest,
a bit betrayed by you.
[tense music]
- I'm feeling so truly hurt and, I will be honest,
a bit betrayed by you.
- I mean, I was told that you go after married women.
And fast-forward about 30 days later,
you're together with her, and I find out when you told me,
when we were in Mexico, and it blew my mind,
because I had no clue you were going through that, you know?
- Yeah. - You're amazing.
- Thank you for that.
- And you're strong. - Yeah, and you're strong.
You're super strong, but I couldn't help but,
you know, come to the conclusion, like,
this is ----ing true.
This guy is going after married women.
- Yeah, understandably. - I really didn't know you.
- You have to understand, Ryan,
we've known Jenn longer than we've known you.
- Mm-hmm. - So to hear all these things
and then to see them happen,
there was a lot of things that went through our mind.
- I want to address just some rumors,
so that way, we can just squash them.
Did you cheat on your wife?
- I did, multiple times. - You did, okay.
So that generally makes you a cheater, right?
That puts you--a cheater label.
[dramatic music]
And when you walked into my gym...
- Mm-hmm.
- And Heather heard you say you want to (BLEEP) my wife...
- Yep. - Did you say that or not?
- You know, what I will say, absolutely I did not.
And I will be honest with you.
She called me and said,
"Oh, Tamra was talking about you on the treadmill.
"Tamra says you're hot.
Tamra said this. Tamra said that."
Please, just let me finish.
We had a good laugh, and you know what I said?
Tamra's hot. That's it, end of story.
- So you're saying Heather is the one that's telling lies.
- Uh-huh. - Yeah.
- I don't know what's true and what is false,
but I've known Heather Amin for years,
and she's a doll.
I don't know her to be a liar at all.
- I think Heather is so passionate
about my relationship with Ryan
because I think Heather was probably in love with Ryan.
My relationship is absolutely none of Heather's business.
- I just have one last question.
Did you cheat on Jenn? - I did not.
Jenn and I, in the first few months,
maybe five, six months into our relationship,
I actually said it's too much. - Oh.
- And we stayed in that spot for about--
maybe about four or five weeks.
- But if you loved her and you're apart
for four or five weeks, then you slept with somebody else,
does that mean you really love her?
- Definitely.
- When we went on this break, were there rules around it?
No. In my mind, if you're still communicating with me
saying this sucks and I miss you,
how the hell do you go sleep with somebody?
It felt like I was cheated on.
- I think you will very quickly see
the love we have for one another,
and you guys can make your own judgments on that.
- I'm asking you these questions
so we can just get over it.
- Yeah, I appreciate the time. - I thank you for that.
- So we don't ever need to talk about this again.
- No, please. - We don't.
And we can just move forward. - Yes.
- Fair enough. - Yeah.
Bon appétit.
- I do understand how hard it is
when people are talking about your relationship.
It's just nobody's business.
Nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors,
except the two people in it.
- So what's next for you guys?
Trips? Plans? Marriage? Moving in together?
Anything like that? - Go for it, Tamra.
Just get right in there. - Definitely.
- Definitely what? Which part? I asked three questions.
- There's all of the above--
engagement, marriage, Bahamas, and everything in between.
- Oh, so you want to get married?
- Oh, we will definitely get married.
- Oh.
Yeah, I'm not gonna hold my breath.
I might not even get invited to this wedding.
I mean, you have to get divorced first.
- Yeah, I know. [laughs] There's that.
- There's that small, little thing.
Might be hard for Jenn to find bridesmaids
for her wedding that Ryan hasn't ----ed yet.
- There's no more babies to be had.
- That's how we were when we met.
- Yeah. - And I get sad sometimes
that we didn't have a child together.
But I'm really looking forward to the future.
We're at the homestretch. - Mm-hmm. You are.
- Sophia's got one year left and she goes to college.
- And your mom.
- Well, I just found out that my mom's new boy--
well, he's ten months now?
He is younger than me.
- He's younger? - Yeah.
So he's 54 and my mom is 72.
- Didn't you have to have a little talking-to with her?
- I did, because the noise from the sex.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm. That--awkward.
- And she said, "Well, I got one of those red balls
I can put in my mouth."
- Oh, my God. - [laughs]
- That's my mom.
She's a hussy. - Good for your mom.
- Yeah.
- Nice, light dinner conversation...
- Uh-huh. - Yeah.
- Much of which I felt like, I should not be here.
- [laughs] - Sorry, John.
- Thank you guys for coming on John Janssen's boat today.
- Yes, John Janssen. - Thank you for inviting us.
- And cheers to clearing the air...
- Yes. - And moving forward.
- Cheers. - To John Janssen!