[upbeat music]
* *
- [sighs]
So these are Bronx's ashes you got?
- Yeah, I made one for each one of you kids.
So I gave you his ass end.
- [clicks tongue]
- [laughing] - The best end.
- Exactly. - Oh, boy.
* *
- See ya.
- We made it. - We made it.
- Uh-huh, our first time. Give me a kiss.
If a bird flies over and drops on us,
it's, like, magical luck.
Come on, birdie.
- Stop. - Sorry.
- You're such a four-year-old. - [laughs]
- Go away.
* *
[bell rings]
- Get down.
- Why are you bringing the cat to the dog?
- I'm not bringing the cat to the dog.
- Well, you walked in the room with a cat.
- I wanted to have a party in your mom's backyard
'cause it's so pretty in the backyard,
like, a casual, fun pool party.
Have you ever seen, like, a Slip 'N Slide?
- For a woman? [laughter]
- Adult women, exactly.
* *
- All you got to do is get that midline on.
It will prevent me from running into the glass.
Okay, get the midline on, and we're good.
- She's like, get me out.
- Come on, Archie. - That's a good boy.
- Come on.
That's a good boy.
- Okay, so we're going to cook dinner?
- Yeah, I'll start the cue.
- Sweetie, that looks like it hasn't been used for a while.
- It's used all the time. - I'm going to make a dressing.
- That's perfect. I'll clean it off.
- John and I rarely have dinner at his house
because I have all the stuff.
Sweetie? - Yeah?
- Where's the olive oil?
- I'll show you.
- It's a bit of a mish-mosh in here.
As far as John cooking for me, I think he's done it one time.
[gasps] Oh.
Okay, what did I do? - [chuckles]
- Did I break this?
It should be a little higher.
- It'll be all right.
- John and I have spoken about when the kids go out
of school, living together, but we haven't
talked about any detail.
[clatter]
Oh, my God.
John, I don't know.
Am I opening the refrigerator the wrong way?
[clatter]
- Why don't you just open it more softly?
[clatter]
- I mean, do I have hope for spending the rest of my life
with John?
Absolutely.
But I know that we have work to do,
and we have kids that are still living at home.
So I'm not in any rush.
So those dog people...
- Yeah?
- The golden retriever rescue people
were talking about all this competition
and--so what--I mean, what do you think
about getting a dog?
Another dog? - Um...
- For me. For my fa--my house.
- Pros and cons.
Uh, I mean, Archie, I'm sure,
would enjoy the companionship,
but I just look at your life
and the chaos and the busyness
and the responsibilities,
and I worry about, you know,
yet another responsibility.
'Cause it's not gonna be instant
the dog just fits in, and-- - Well, the girls are around
for a year.
- Okay. - I don't know.
- But that means that we've got three dogs.
- What did you think about the other night
when Reese and Sophie were talking about the future?
- Do you talk about getting married to each other?
- I was thinking definitely after.
After we both graduate.
- I mean, I just don't want Sophie to get hurt.
- It doesn't appear that she's going to.
He seems to love Sophie a lot.
- Some people rush into things, and I choose to take my time.
There were red flags with David,
and I didn't pay attention to them.
So I need to know that the relationship is right
and that we're going to make it and be happy.
- Has this been a little bit relaxing?
- I mean, it is, but then I think of all
the things I have to do.
What's going on with Amazon thing?
Do they have all the information?
- They have all the information.
- We need to keep moving forward
on the new supplements.
Ah, the to-do list.
I mean, I'm going to meet with Steve tomorrow,
and we're going to talk about all the different projects
that we have going on, and it's insane.
- I actually get stressed out listening to everything
going on in your world.
- Next year, I have three kids going to school.
That's a huge deal for me. - I understand.
- There are so many balls in the air for me,
and I can't really ignore any of them.
And I think that sometimes that frustrates John.
- I just want to make sure that you have periods of time
where you can turn your mind off
of everything you have to get done for us to have fun, so...
- Well, do we not still have fun?
- We do. Of course we do, but-- - We do.
- Yeah, but you're--
you've got your mind spinning all the time.
Okay, steak.
[clears throat]
* *
- Hi. - Hi.
Welcome. How can I help you today?
- Hi. I have an appointment with me and two of my friends.
- Okay, let me walk you in. - Okay.
- All right.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hello. - How are you?
- I'm good. How are you? - Good.
How was Montana?
- Heather had to shovel sh--.
But she did say that she has an appreciation
for people that have to do that or something like that.
- It's good to do stuff like that to remind
you how hard everyone works.
We all have our place in the world,
and that is no small feat.
- Well, that sounds very condescending.
[both laugh] - I'm meeting some friends.
- I mean, saying that you now have respect for people
that do manual labor, but you're in your 50s,
and you just had, like, an aha moment in Montana?
- Hi.
- It's mind-boggling to me.
- Hi. How are you? - Hi, friend.
- Hi. - How are you?
My back still hurts. - You look pretty.
- [smooches] - Your back's still messed up?
- Oh, I haven't been able to do anything.
- How did you get hurt?
- Shoveling sh--.
- Did you enjoy shoveling sh--?
- That was great.
- It was the highlight of our trip.
- That's right,
but then, also, you know what else I realized I did?
I split wood. - Oh, you split wood?
- Yeah. - Oh, I didn't hear about that.
- Yeah, because you were, like, cooking elk or something.
- Would you like some champagne?
- I would. Yeah, thank you. - Yeah?
- Thank you. - We missed you.
- Well, it's nice to be missed.
I mean, it sucks not being there,
but, you know, what are you going to do?
Thank you. - Hi. How are you?
- I actually just want a regular pedicure
but extra massage.
- Okay, so how was Taylor on the trip?
I don't know Taylor very well. Did she have fun?
How was Taylor on the trip?
- She was great. - Was she?
- Yeah, we're really close. - Are you?
- Yeah, best. Like that. - Yeah?
- No, she just did something really sh---y.
She said that I was condescending
and that I think I'm better than the role.
- Yeah, she did tell me.
I will tell you, she did tell me.
- This is not a bullsh-- movie.
It felt very dismissive, like, oh, you're cute.
Like, I would never be in a movie with you.
- Yeah.
You can be a little hurtful sometimes
in things that you say. - Wait. But hold on a second.
I want to respond to that, 'cause that wasn't very nice.
- What wasn't nice?
- You're assuming that she is in the right
and I am in the wrong.
I was in the middle of packing two children for college,
and I took time out of my day to go over there,
and it was great.
- But that kind of sounds condescending.
- Yeah, it does.
- I mean, you talk about your life,
and you talk about the things that you have going on.
It comes across like you're better than everyone else
and that your life is more important.
- That's not how I mean it.
- But maybe you're not self-aware
of how you sound sometimes.
That's my point. - Okay.
- I agree with Emily,
even though she's coming in a little hard.
That's just Heather.
- Don't make sweeping generalizations
about my behavior.
Let's look at your behavior.
Should we make sweeping generalizations
about your mean, unattractive aggressiveness?
- It's important that Heather is aware
that she talks to people like this,
because I don't think anyone else
has the balls to tell her.
- It's like, a bitch just needs to know.
- I just feel like it got way uglier than it needed to.
- Well, Heather told her to (BLEEP) off.
- No, I said (BLEEP) you.
- Oh, well, that's better.
- That's better. [laughter]
- Are you inviting her to your party?
- Yeah, of course. I'm not punitive like that.
- Wait. So where is your dinner at?
- I'll send you the address,
but we're meeting at the Duffy spot,
and we're going to take a little Duffy cruise.
And then Nobu's got a private dock,
and we're going to have dinner at Nobu.
- What time?
- We're going to do it early, like, first sunset.
- You're like, I don't know if I can make it.
- Do you have an audition?
- I have an audition for Taylor's new movie.
- This afternoon, arms in extension, eyes closed,
open the mouth and exhale.
[deep exhale] Good.
And then brace the belly and rise up.
You're taking a Crescent.
We meet back in Down Dog.
Left foot comes up. Toes up, toes up.
We've got three, two, and one.
Awesome job, you guys.
We're going to close class together--hands at heart.
Highest in me sees and honors
the highest in each and every one of you.
We close with saying namaste.
- Namaste. - Namaste.
[upbeat music]
- I opened a yoga studio
because it was just my passion.
Will and I are financial partners in the business,
but I've never been financially on my own,
and I need my yoga studio to be successful,
to feel like I don't have to rely on anyone,
that I can take care of myself,
and I can take care of the kids.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Oh, my God. You look so cute.
- Well, you look so cute.
Hi, honey. How are you?
- I'm good. - Come sit.
- I brought you a candle. - You brought me a candle?
- It's like a very yogi candle.
- Oh, my gosh.
- It's a little corny and cheesy.
- No, it's not.
You don't know--you're talking to like queen of corny...
- Oh, are you? Okay, I'm not good at it.
- And cheesy--it's like, I live for this stuff.
- All right, good.
- Are you kidding? Like, you just spoke to, like, my soul.
- That's what I saw, 'cause I feel like you are
so namaste and yogi.
- And I am so grateful for you showing up.
I cannot tell you how grateful I am.
- Yeah, you're the only person that I work out for.
- I mean... - See, that's love.
That is, like, pure love. - That is love.
I really did feel very bad about the way
everything kind of panned out leading up to Montana.
I heard that you had an affair. - I did.
- She was in a bad marriage.
- Let's pretend that infidelity is okay.
It's like, I just can't be there for that.
It was like forcing me to look at things and process
through feelings that I should have processed years ago.
I want to be someone that you're not--
like feel like you're walking on eggshells with.
Even though we were on the opposite sides of this,
it's still the same journey,
and I know what you're going through.
- I thank you so much.
The last two years, I felt bad.
I felt like head down, tail between your legs.
- Yeah. - And then I started
this process of shoulders back, head up.
- Yeah. - Like, you are who you are,
and who loves you will still love you.
They might not approve,
but they're going to walk alongside you.
- Yeah, I actually feel like Montana--
although that was, like, probably really hard to watch--
- I know where you're going. - It's a good thing.
- It was a good thing. - Yes.
- I felt the same thing with Tamra.
I honestly love you, and I want you to be happy.
I just don't want him to ----ing cheat on you.
- I don't want to be ----ing cheated on.
- I want to move beyond this. - I'm dying to move forward.
- Did you guys--You got to a good place, though?
- We did, but you know what?
Stuff was said that I had no idea.
I told her now when the sh-- starts chattering...
- Yeah, yeah. - You talk to me,
because you know me. - Set expectations
And then let's see if you meet them.
- Yeah, and then let's see if you can meet them.
- Jen has weird expectations
for somebody who clearly isn't the person
that's going to show up for you.
Tamra showed up already.
She ----ing dragged your sh-- all over town.
She obviously did have these, like, built-up feelings
towards your situation. - Mm-hmm.
- Hopefully that's all cleared out.
- You're so impressive as just a woman and a human to me.
- Oh, my God, I don't like the flattery.
But thank you for saying that. - But I mean it. I do.
- I know you do, and I really do appreciate that.
- And the journey with you, I'll never forget it.
- See, you really are good at the cheesy stuff.
- Oh, see, I don't mean to be cheesy.
- I like it. - Perfect.
- Ha!
* *
- Yeah.
Keller, do you want some pizza now,
or do you want to wait until tonight?
Here, juice.
- I ate bread. - Okay.
Hi. - Hi.
- How are you? - Annabelle.
- Hello. - How's work?
- It's good. - Yeah?
You still employed? - Of course I am.
So what's going on?
- Togo has something he has to take tonight.
I'll do it. I'll give it to him before I go.
Did you see his cone of shame? Oh, there--[laughs]
- Yeah. - Look at him.
- You laughing at him doesn't help.
Maybe we should put it on Fisker so he's not alone.
- What, a cone? - Yeah?
- Yeah. - Then you can wear one, too,
so he knows that you have sympathy for him.
- I have to show you this photo.
So I've been texting with my mom.
She sent me these really cool pictures today
that I've never seen before.
Okay, first, she sent this, which is Sara and me,
but doesn't that look like Luke and Keller?
- Yeah, a little bit. - Doesn't it?
- When you zoomed in, a little bit.
- Okay, come here, let me show you.
Look, that's Grandma.
Did you know that's Grandma?
- Yeah, but that's your grandma.
- No, but you-- - Did you know that?
No. [laughs] No.
- She is a great grandma, but not your great grandma.
- This is my mother...
- Ah! - Which is your grandmother.
- Ah. - See how it works?
- Yeah.
Yeah.
I think she wants to FaceTime with you.
She did text me and say
that she would like to FaceTime with kids.
- Nice! - So you guys don't
see each other very often.
- Update her on the last three years.
- Oh, my gosh, look at this one. Look at these haircuts.
- Well, there are all the same haircuts,
no matter what age you are.
- My mom always cut our hair short, I swear,
so she didn't have to, like-- - Wash it?
- Wash it or maintain it.
We just had, like, bowl haircuts our entire life.
My sister and I got up on our own.
We put ourself on the school bus on our own.
- Is this for Halloween, or is this just normal attire?
- I think this is just a normal day.
- You got a plunger right there.
- I know. I said I grew up in a disaster.
When she was home,
she was very depressed about her divorce from my dad.
So, when we were young, she would sleep a lot.
And that was my grandfather.
He was an attorney, and then he was a judge.
- Mm-hmm.
- And when you're a kid, you don't really understand it.
She probably needed help,
and she probably needed to talk to someone.
She was just struggling.
I was going to call her and ask if she wanted to come out here.
What do you think about that? - Sure.
- Because she hasn't been out here since 2019.
Do you know who that is? That's your grandma.
It's your grandma. - How nice to see you.
- I can't even think of how many times we talked,
probably minimal. - So do that.
So, that way, she can see the relationship progressing.
- Okay. [sniffles]
- Okay, good luck. - [sniffles]
[sniffles] Come on, Fisker.
Come on. Good boy.
[line trilling]
- Hello, Emmy. - Hi, Mom.
How are you?
- What's wrong? - Oh, nothing.
Those pictures you sent when we were kids made me happy.
They made me sad at the same time.
[sniffles]
- When I look at those pictures, I see my kids.
They just made me realize, like,
how quickly the kids are growing,
and I hate that, like, they don't see you much
and you don't see them much, so I just wanted to know
if you wanted to come to come out to Orange County.
I'd be happy to pay for you to come out here.
Okay, good.
I would, too.
I'm at a place where I want to get past
all this anger and hurt.
I want to just let it go.
I really just want you to just get to know the kids
and spend time with them, and that's it.
Yeah.
I don't have to get an apology.
I need to just say, what can we do about our relationship
starting at this point and go forward?
I'm glad we got to chat. Thank you for the photos.
- I miss you.
- You sent me down, like, memory lane all day.
[chuckles]
[crying] I love you, too, Mom.
Don't cry.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hi. - Hi. How are you?
Good to see. - Nice to see you again.
- These are my twins, Stella and Adeline.
They just got back from Paris.
They were there for 11 days with their father.
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, we did lots and lots of shopping.
- Nice. You should check out new arrivals, too,
because there are some really cute things.
- Oh.
- We'll look a little bit here first.
- Oh, that's really cute.
- Yeah.
These are completely brand-new.
Maybe people used it a couple of times or a lot of times.
And you know when you buy new clothes,
it has, like, chemicals in it.
I'm passionate about things that aren't toxic.
So, if you buy clothes that are used,
you're not going to have all the off-gassing of chemicals,
and it's going to be cheaper.
I want you to try that on. - I'm not going to try that on.
- No, I'm not saying to get it. I just want to see you in it.
- [softly] No.
- I have bought clothes from consignment stores for years.
This jacket might not have off-gassed it.
Girls, I have to call the college counselor this week.
- Everyone is, like, writing their essays already.
- My friends have already applied.
- Yeah, we haven't even started.
- But did you talk to your dad about a college counselor?
- Yeah. - And what did he say?
- He said we don't need one.
He said we just need an essay editor, which I agree with.
Like, college counselors help you figure out
where you want to go, but I already know that.
- No, college counselors create a unique application
so that you can get into school because there's
a lot of competition. - I know. I know there is.
- So you need to have one.
- And that puts us in an uncomfortable spot.
- You don't need to be in an uncomfortable spot.
I got it. - Okay.
- I think it's around $75,000 a year for the kids
to go to either NYU or USC.
That's a lot of money.
- I don't know what you want me to say.
- Nothing. I don't want to say anything.
And those are really difficult schools to get into.
so do I think that the Beador twins
are going to be inundated with scholarships?
No.
- I like this. - It's only $42.
- Okay, so what do you think I should get?
I'll get that little bag that you like?
- Yeah. - Okay.
I'm going to hire the counselor this week.
- Thank you. [cash register beeps]
- Two sweat shirts and Louis Vuitton bag, $3,266.
- Okay. - Ay, ay, ay.
Are the prices marked down here?
- No, they've off-gassed. - Thanks, Mom...
- Thanks, Mom. - For the sweatshirts.
- You're welcome.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Oh, hi.
Oh, yay.
This is exactly what I was looking for,
someone handsome and tall.
What's your name? - Logan.
I'm Heather.
Thank you so much. - Nice to meet you.
Absolutely.
We're very much on the water now.
Okay. Understood. - Absolutely.
- So how are you feeling?
Are you ready to go? - Yeah, I feel good.
- That's a well thought out, calculated,
don't-mess-up-my-party text.
- Uh, you think? Yes.
* *
- Look at you, pretty in pink. - [laughs]
- I love it. I didn't realize they had pink Duffys.
- They do. I didn't realize how small it was.
- Well, you look so pretty.
I feel underdressed. - So do you.
- No, you look gorgeous.
- With everything that we've been going through,
I really appreciate you including me.
- I'm really glad that you came on first
'cause I wanted to talk to you. - About the movie.
- This has just gotten out of control.
- Totally.
- I have my feelings about this.
We've gone round and round, but the bottom line is,
for some reason, I hurt your feelings, and I'm sorry.
- And I know I hurt yours, too, and I'm sorry as well.
And I learned a lot from both you and Lauren.
- She's the cool-- and I invited her today.
- Oh, great. Yeah. - She's so nice.
- So nice. - She's really cool.
But, anyway, it was such a great day, I hope...
- It was a great day.
- That you take that away from that time that we had together.
- Thank you for talking with me.
- Yeah, of course. - Yeah.
And I apologize for my part in it as well.
- [clears throat]
I think Taylor is very sorry
that she started all of this in the first place.
That I can see. [chuckles]
And what I'm really hoping for
for this dinner is that we make it to the entrée.
- You know what you are? You're ----ing trash.
So (BLEEP) you.
- I'm kicking everyone out of my house.
Thank you all so much.
I'm sorry we didn't actually get to the entrées,
but I appreciate you all so much.
- So let's celebrate. - Let's do.
- Okay, be careful going down here, high-heel lady.
- Right.
- Whoo! Ahoy!
- Wait, who's driving? - Shannon's driving.
- No, I'm not driving.
You guys, I crashed into a boat once.
- Really? - Yeah.
- You look so pretty. Hi. - Thank you. So do you.
- You look so pretty. - Hi. How are you?
- Hi!
Lived on a lake for six months,
and we had a Duffy right in our backyard.
- It's like the golf cart of the sea.
- It's easy. - Yeah.
- Hello. - Oh, hi.
- Hi! - Hi!
- This must be Lauren. - This is Lauren.
- Yes, hello, everyone. all: Hi.
- Are you okay? Do you need a hand?
- Thank you so much. I swear I'm coordinated.
- Tamra. - Hi, hi, Lauren. Tamra.
both: Nice to meet you. - Shannon.
- Nice to meet you. - Hey.
- Good to see you again. - I'm so sorry.
Good to see you. Hello, hello.
Can I snuggle up next to you? - Absolutely.
- I have vodka, I have tequila, and champagne.
- Yes. - Yes.
- If you slip, you can just ram right into me.
- I'm glad you're first. - I'm like a bumper.
- [laughs] all: Hi!
- Do you just hop in?
Oh, wait I'm going to tip the boat.
- Guys, you want me to scoot?
- Oh, look at Gina.
She's got some hooker shoes like I have on.
- Jenn, this is Lauren.
both: Nice to meet you. - Emily.
- Hi, Lauren. both: Nice to meet you.
- Did you make this? Did you make this?
- Did Heather make this? [all shout]
- I knew it was going to happen.
- It's in Tamra's crotch. - Why?
Every time we get in a goddamn boat,
a drink falls on my lap!
Every time!
- [gasps] - Oh, sh--
- It's in her hoo-ha. - It's in my hoo-ha.
- You need a sippy cup. - I didn't do it!
You did it! - I did not do it.
- Who did it, then?
- [slowed] Did Heather make this?
- All right, we got a driver. - Absolutely.
- We'll be at the Nobu dock soon.
- So you're Nicole. Nicole?
- Lauren. - Lauren.
- Okay, I don't know why I thought that.
- So, Lauren, who do you--
You're with? Your girlfriends with Heather.
- Yeah, Heather, and I've been coaching Taylor for her movie.
Yeah. [indistinct chatter]
- Can I make an announcement?
Do you know what today is?
- What? - What is today?
- It's my wedding anniversary with David Beador.
[cheering]
- By the way, congratulations.
- Not your current husband? Okay.
- This is not an emotional day for me.
I just happened to see the date, going, "Oh, wow.
"This is the day I got married.
22 years ago."
- I feel like when you're in a relationship
and you're happy,
you don't really think about those things.
Like my wedding anniversary with Simon,
I don't even remember what it is anymore.
Or maybe I'm just a cold bitch.
- Hey, so, everyone, I'm having a pool party next week.
I would love for you all to come.
- What do you mean a pool party?
- I mean a pool party.
- Meaning like a cover-up party?
- What is this?
- It shall be a cover-up party. - A cover-up party.
- Is this at your house? - It's at my mother-in-law's.
- Oh, my God. - What the (BLEEP) was that?
- There's a shark? - There are?
- Gina, it's called fish. [indistinct chatter]
[horn honks, all cheer]
- Oh, is she getting married?
Is that why she's got like-- - Ah, poor thing.
[laughter] - Oh, stop!
- Heather and Emily, John lives underneath that bridge.
So when you got a chance-- - He's a troll?
- So, when the tide goes high, you need to, like, take
the thing down.
- Times are hard, man. - Yeah.
Oh, it's just Spanx. Like, it's always going to be there.
Somebody's going to need that. [boat thuds]
- Oh, my God, I'm still wet from that drink.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hi, guys. Hi.
- Welcome.
- Oh, my gosh, look how beautiful this is.
- Ah, so pretty. Wow.
- Wait, is there place cards? So we all are sitting...
- Yes. So, Tamra, you're there.
Lauren, you're here. - I'm next to you, okay.
- Yep. - This is so pretty.
- This is insane. - This is beautiful.
- Shannon, you're so far away.
- So, you guys, I'm taking a red-eye tonight
to go see Max in Boston.
She's having a little bit of a tough time.
And so I brought a card.
If you guys wouldn't mind, she doesn't know all of you,
but she knows most of you, and it would just mean a lot,
just to give her a little "you got this."
- I love that. I love that.
- Max and Nicky are off to college,
and Max historically has had issues with anxiety,
and she's going really far from home, and it's a lot.
Your names are on your chopsticks.
Those are for you to take. - Wow.
- And this is a little gift from me.
- Very pretty wrapping.
- Beautiful. - I love presents.
- I have this candle.
Tom Ford candle. - Yes!
- Wow. Thank you very much.
- Oh, how fabulous. That is amazing.
- How did she get our names on silver chopsticks so fast?
I didn't even unpack from Montana.
- The little thing on the outside in Japanese says
"too fabulous to shovel sh--." [laughter]
- Nobody is too fabulous to shovel sh--,
not even Heather Dubrow.
- I shoveled sh-- for years.
Do I need to put it in Japanese?
- Like, I don't know anyone more unaware...
of being unaware.
Does that make sense? [chuckles]
- Are we ready to get some drinks started today?
both: Yes. - Please.
- Oh, can I have an añejo tequila, soda,
with a splash of lime juice?
- I'm going to drink what this one is drinking.
- Okay, I want what Shannon's having.
- I'm like that tour director.
- I've been doing tequila all day.
So you need to ----ing catch up.
both: Cheers.
- Wah!
I need to see fun Jenn. - I need you to, too.
- Hey, what's the main thing that I missed in Montana?
- Let's talk about some fun things, like, we got--
[laughter] - I thought Montana was fun.
- It was fun.
- I meant let's talk about the highs.
- Shannon got triggered by Jenn.
- Yes, I was a trigger. - She did.
- Okay. So how are you with Gina?
- We're so good. - Good.
- We had, like, the best, most real talk,
and we just decided, like, going forward.
- Yeah, I like that. - Yeah, I do, too.
- Going forward is good. - Yeah.
- Going forward is good.
- I feel like if you know somebody's past,
you know where they're going in the future.
- Right.
- But sometimes isn't it okay to be able
to evolve and hit the reset button
and be this new version of you? - No, no reset.
- Oh, you and the reset.
- You always want to hit the reset button.
- This is very typical Heather.
She knows that I'm pissed.
She knows I'm a hot New Yorker,
and she knows that I'm coming to say
the things that I have to say.
- I want to know her, and I think knowing her past
and what she's gone through is important so that I can--
- I think you knew a little bit about her past.
- Did you want your husband to go live in Oklahoma
'cause you had something going on with Ryan?
- No.
- I've told you a bazillion times, just be honest.
- And I have.
- In fairness to Jenn, like, you had a lot of information
that I don't know if you were aware of prior to the trip.
- No, there was stuff coming
that I had never heard of before.
- Like what? Like wha-- I don't know what you mean.
- Penis picture.
- There was a comment about a dick pic.
- Oh, I heard about the dick pic.
- Yeah, the infamous dick pic.
- Ryan sent his friend Heather
a picture of his penis.
- [laughs] A dick pic. Say "dick pic."
- I just-- - No, say "dick pic."
- Dick pic. - [laughs]
Do you worry there might be red flags in the relationship
and you're overlooking them
'cause you want it to all work out?
- Yeah, if Ryan were to (BLEEP) up,
I mean, it's not going to be like,
oh, sweep it under the rug.
- But hasn't he already ----ed up?
- Ryan ----ed up with me? - Yeah.
- No.
- So it's like Ross and Rachel, like, you were on a break?
- Yeah, on a break.
- So, while you were on the break,
he may have had a little dalliance somewhere?
- Yes, with someone I know.
- I worry for you 1,000%.
I feel like you left your entire world.
- But I didn't leave my world for Ryan.
For 19 years, nobody even ----ing noticed me.
- Well, you didn't tell anybody!
- A lot of times, Tamra, when things are bad,
you don't want people to know that,
so you just put on a happy face.
- Yeah. - Totally.
- And I understand that.
- Do you think that he's going to be loyal to her
for the rest of their lives? - No, I don't! I don't!
And that's what hurts, Jenn.
- But it ----ing hurts that you air
all my sh-- to all our friends, these new friends of mine.
That ----ing hurts. - No, it wasn't me, Jenn.
It wasn't me.
We come from a small town that knows he's a ----ing whore.
- I mean, I did hear that. - That's a bit much.
- But it is what it is!
[pounds on table] He walked into my ----ing gym
and said he wanted to (BLEEP) me!
- Tamra, we're not going to have that conversation.
- Oh, well, why not?
- Tamra said she was going to show up in our friendship,
and this is not how you show up.
I don't have one friend who behaves this way.
- Do you know that party Ryan had--
I was there, Eddie was there? - Yeah.
- One of Ryan's friends walked up to Eddie and said,
watch your wife.
Ryan goes after married women.
- Do you want to talk about that party
and how you and I were on the phone that day?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Tamra, I'm not doing it with you.
- Do it with me. I have nothing to hide.
I knew back then you had the hots for him.
- Who else did? - Period.
- Who else?
- Not me, sweetie.
If that's who you're insinuating, not me.
- I'd watch it, Tamra.
- Watch it? - I'd watch it.
- What, you want ----ing tell me to watch it?
Wait, you want-- I got to watch it?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
[all shouting] - Stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop. Stop. - (BLEEP) you.
- You should sit your ass down.
- You should ----ing leave your boyfriend, you ----ing bitch.
- She needs to watch herself right now.
- There was a lot sh-- that was said
that she needs to watch.
- (BLEEP) you.
- She's acting like a lunatic. - Let her run away.
- Tamra, Tamra, Tamra, Tamra. - I'm done. Bye.
- Tamra, stop. - Bye.
- Stop.
- I can't do this anymore. I can't do it.
- Is she always like this? - Yes.
- Tamra gets nasty.
I've seen this kind of behavior from her before.
And, honestly, I just don't want it directed at me.
By the way, we're new friends of yours,
and, honestly, all we were sort of interested
in making sure that--
from the little that we know that you're okay.
- That's it.
- But if you need to say something...
- You should say it.
- I mean, this would be the time to say, Jenn,
because this is a lot.
- She needs to watch herself right now.
- What did she say?
- She's being very vocal about you.
- She sure is. That is ----ed up.
I will say that.
- What the (BLEEP)?
- I'm not ----ing entertaining her bullsh--.
She's dating a ----ing douchebag.
- No, I get it.
- And to say that I was--
like, she insinuating I was hitting on him?
- Is that what she was just saying?
- Yeah. Yeah. - Oh, my God.
- (BLEEP) that. I'm ----ing--
He's ----ing this tall.
- Are you saying that Tamra had the hots for Ryan?
- Are you trying to protect her right now?
- You know what? I'm not covering anything.
I don't need to cover anything for her.
What I will say is there was a lot of joking about...
- How hot Ryan was. - Yeah.
- Now you're, like, offended,
when you said the same sh-- about him?
Oh, I'm sorry. It's a two-way street.
You played, too.
- There was a barbecue.
Tamra and Eddie went to Ryan's house.
And Tamra called me from there and says, come over.
I'm at hot gym guy's house.
She jokes and says, should I go up to his bedroom
and take one for the team?
It was funny.
Does that mean she doesn't love Eddie? No.
But now, two, three years later, you're uncomfortable?
It doesn't even make sense. You don't get to do that.
It's not fair.
- He's a player, a ----ing player.
Could you imagine if David was cheating on you back then,
and I knew about it?
And I just sat there and went...
- No. I mean, I look at it in the John factor,
because that would be the most devastating news ever,
to be sitting at a table and have everybody say,
he's a ----ing asshole, and he doesn't give a sh-- about you,
and you're not going to make it.
Jenn may be an idiot,
but let her figure that out on her own.
[voice breaking] Because for me,
something that I've wanted my entire life
is to be in a partnership.
[normal voice] And to have people say that we don't know
if this guy's part of your team...
I can't imagine something more crushing.
- I need a shot of tequila. - Okay.
Do you want me to go with you? - Yes. Yes. Yeah.
- Okay.
- Are you okay, Jennifer? - No.
- No? - But what am I going to do?
- I saw his wiener. It's very small.
- But that's when it was limp.
- [chuckles]
- Is she pissed because she knows
that they had the same sort of, like, cheeky moment?
- No, but then why bring it up?
- I don't actually even believe the comment,
to be honest with you. - What comment?
- That Ryan walked in and said, I want to (BLEEP) Tamra?
- She's told us she's heard that
from more than one person.
- Oh.
The point is, is that Tamra is the one who says things
about your relationship, but then when you defend yourself,
she gets pissed. - Why do I defend her?
- Why do you? Why? - I don't know.
Million-dollar ----ing question.
- How many napkins have to smack you in the face
before you actually say something negative about Tamra?
It's clearly more than one.
- I need a Xanax is what I need!
I need a tequila shot and a Xanax,
because I am about ready to lose my sh--!
- Ladies, here's to Xanax.
- Down the hatch. - 1942.
- Yes, I hope tonight you get some snatch.
- There you go. - Okay, he might be married.
[mischievous music]
- Are you married, Jeff? - I am.
- Okay, well... - Whoo!
- Don't say he's going to get snatch.
- You all defend her. Yes.
- I don't ----ing defend her.
- Not you, but I'm just saying--
- You're the one that has a phony relationship with her.
- I don't feel like I have a phony relationship with her.
- Yes, you do. It's the fakest ----ing thing I've ever seen.
I spent all last year with you, sitting across from you
at Javier's having conversations with you,
and now you act like your best ----ing friends.
It's so ----ing phony.
- By the way, we did have a good time.
- No, and you know what? It hurts my feelings.
I think Heather is afraid of Tamra
because she can be very nasty,
and nobody wants to go through that.
And as soon as Tamra came back around,
Heather wasn't interested anymore.
- Heather wasn't even talking to Tamra.
- No.
- Now she's so far up her ass...
- I know. - She can't even see clearly.
- She needs a change-of-address form,
and we need to put...
- Yes, sir. Right. - Tamra's ass on the line.
- Heather, the problem is, since Tamra has been around,
you've been ----ing up a lot.
That's how I feel. - Okay.
- I'm questioning whether our friendship
is authentic or not.
I'm upset,
because I really feel like we are friends.
I feel like we're really close. - Me too!
- And then in Montana,
you guys were talking sh-- on her career.
And as your friend... - I heard you, but it was...
- I come to you. - Like, I was so stressed.
Please, I understand what you're saying.
Just let me respond to it.
Like, if someone were sh---talking your law career--
- Yes, which she has done.
- Okay, And maybe you've, like, had your kids and gone
in a different direction. - Exactly.
- But that is who you are. - I do not condone that.
- Okay. So that's where I was with all of that.
- Right, but then I called you as your friend to tell you...
- I know.
- Open your goddamn eyes, and you sell me out.
- I asked her. She said she didn't do it.
- Okay, but-- - What am I supposed to do?
- You're supposed to trust your friends' instinct.
I'm telling you, this is a real thing for me.
- Okay, I hear you. - I am not believing any of it.
And then the other sh-- that comes up along the way--
now I'm, like, logging stuff, and I'm looking back,
and I'm like, is Heather really my friend, or not?
- I'm telling you, this is a real thing for me.
- Okay, I hear you. - I am not believing any of it.
And now I'm, like, logging stuff, and I'm looking back,
and I'm like, is Heather really my friend or not?
[dramatic music]
- I don't know that I want to go back to this.
- I know you don't, but you know what?
Let's just evolve and sit down.
Sit down.
- I'm honestly, like, upset because I just feel
like you are not-- you're different.
You're just trying to, like--
I don't know what it is, like, manage the relationship
between Shannon and Tamra or whatever.
- Oh, my God, we walk into this now.
[indistinct chatter]
- I'm, like, getting left.
You know?
- I feel you, and I'm sorry about that.
You also may want to understand...
- I do understand. - That I've been having
some personal issues that may have sort of coincided
with the same time period,
that maybe you want to consider.
- But then lean on the people that you should lean on.
- Okay, I hear you. - Wait, what's going on?
- I do think sometimes you are.
- I'm telling you that right now.
I'm sorry for throwing a napkin in your face,
but I'm ----ing livid. - Table it. Table--
No more convo.
- This is bullsh--.
Take your napkin back, Tamra,
and go clean up your own mess.
- But I'm glad you're pointing it out to me, honestly.
- I understand you don't see it, but it's the little things.
It's like, okay, when I first told you that I was going
to get my real-estate license and your initial reaction--
you were so excited, you were. - Yeah.
- But you bring up Nicky.
I decided that I'm going to get my real-estate license.
- Oh, my--Nicky is studying for his real-estate license.
- Really?
- She thinks that diminishes her as an adult woman.
- He's an 18-- He's a fabulous kid.
- And that's what she's going to do as a career,
and then you're comparing it to your son, who's 18.
- Okay, I hear what you're saying.
I'm sorry if that made you feel diminished.
I can understand that as you're explaining it to me,
but, certainly, that's not my intention.
- And the Travis sh-- hurt my feelings, too.
- I want you to work through this, Gina, because I worry...
- I understand that, but-- - About how much longer...
- He's going to put up with that.
That's what I said to you last night.
- Don't say how long he's going to put up with that, Heather.
Put up with what? These are my feelings?
- I took it too far.
I thought I was being helpful, and I crossed the line with it.
I realize that, and I'm sorry.
- But it's like, you need to see it.
- I hear you, and I will work on that.
I will fix that.
- I'm really happy that Heather seems to have really heard me,
because all the personalized candles and chopsticks
in the world are not going to do anything for me
if I don't think you're being a good friend.
Thank you for saying that.
- I feel like this is good.
- Yeah, because I really thought--
- This is good.
- Hey, can I say that... [cell phone chimes]
Gina and I spoke. [all speaking at once]
- Shannon, I have to--
- It made it seem as though-- that you were saying that she--
What? You have to go? - No.
Terry just texted me something, but I don't--
- About me?
- Maybe I should tell you in private.
- Wait. What?
- It's not bad. - No, your kids are fine.
- I think it's good, actually. - Your kids are fine.
- Well, not good. I mean, I shouldn't say that.
- I know he's getting divorced. - Oh, okay.
- How did they just go to Paris?
What the (BLEEP) was that?
- She left early.
- I'm going to ----ing sit right here.
We're speaking our truth. - Tamra.
- David is getting a divorce.
I'm telling the story right now.
- David's getting divorced? - Yes.
Terry just texted her.
- You just found out? - Yes.
- Today was their anniversary day.
- Today is the day-- - He filed on our anniversary.
Isn't that funny? - That's so weird.
- I've been hearing rumblings here and there
that maybe things aren't going well in the marriage.
So I was expecting a divorce filing,
but do I need them going through some big legal battle
that's going to cut into the finances?
No.
It's just going to take away from my kids.
If you guys don't mind...
- Take the moment. Take the moment.
- Make sure they're okay. God. [sniffles]
- She's just out for her kids.
So much to do with kids-- that's the sad thing.
- I know. - It's just kids, you know?
- Hi.
So your dad is the one that filed?
Like, I've been-- - He did file it himself.
- Have you called him?
- I don't really want to call him
'cause I don't want to--
- Sweetie, call your dad and see how he's doing.
Because this has to be really, really hard.
- I just think it's harder for the baby if I'm like
thinking about the baby. - I know.
I get it. I get it.
I get it. - Yeah.
- Okay, all right, I'll see you later.
Okay, bye.
Bye. - Okay, bye.
(BLEEP).
- Oh, my God, the black pod is the best ever.
- It is the best. It's like candy.
- I never get to actually eat any
of the beautiful food they bring here.
- Ever. Ever.
- I keep wondering when we're going to have a girls' dinner,
and we're actually going to get some food.
I feel like the waiters are even too afraid
to come over to the table.
I'm starving.
- Well, this is fun. [laughs]
- Here, bitch. Here's a napkin for you.
[laughter]
- I'm glad we made it to dinner this time, Heather.
We made it to the Wagyu.
- Oh, my God, that's so good.
Wagyu is coming out. Flambé that sh--.
Let's go.
Everyone, eat fast.
- Oh, God, whose hair? - Hold your weaves.
Get it, Tamara. Tamra, watch your hair.
[all cheering]
- Oh, it's so-- - Yes.
- That is amazing. - That's fire.
- Thank you for the warning. - Yes, thank you.
We officially made it to Nobu dinner.
[all cheer]
- I want some sake.