1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:01,001 Previously on Dirt: 2 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:02,753 I didn't invite you here for a story either. 3 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:04,963 - Really. - Really. I wanted to see you. 4 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:07,716 That Ted Coleman, he likes you. 5 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,552 - It's so good to see you, Lucy. - Oh, it's good to see you, Ted. 6 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:14,097 - I got to go. - Wait, are you sure? Come on. 7 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,433 We can't do this, Holt. 8 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,685 Don, your brother's been in a car accident. 9 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,937 How bad is it? 10 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:23,440 - Hey, Jason. - It must be bad if you're here. 11 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:26,026 Congratulations, guys. You did great. 12 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,779 Drink up, go home and have some terrific sex. 13 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:34,243 What, you two haven't done it yet? Sorry. 14 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,286 Sharlee Cates would be a great get now. 15 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,248 Get it, Don! Get it, Don! 16 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,542 Freaking move! 17 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:44,002 I want you to meet someone. 18 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:46,672 - This is Don Konkey. - Hi, Sharlee. 19 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,633 Don's going to be your personal photographer. 20 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:53,637 He'll need unfettered access. Oh, that means "lots". 21 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:02,437 Are you kidding me? Paul Slatkin gets a 20 million dollar deal? 22 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:06,942 Do you remember that party he had on his boat in the marina? 23 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,237 - Jews are not sailors. - No. 24 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:13,365 Even I know that, and I'm only half a Jew. 25 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,660 Poor guy. Didn't even see the mast coming. 26 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:19,913 Yeah, he was too busy staring at Jessica Biel's porthole. 27 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,881 - Go ahead, get it. - I don't need to get it. 28 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,050 - Yeah, right. - Come on. 29 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,344 - I know you want to get it. Just... - I'm fine! 30 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:37,306 Just embrace it. It's OK. Come on, let's see who it is. 31 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,141 I don't care. 32 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,642 Really? It's Don. 33 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:44,438 - Hey. What's up? - Oh, hi, Lucy. 34 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:48,609 Roy Toy's moving out on Sharlee. There's a bunch of guys here loading up a truck. 35 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,485 Did she tell you that? Are you alone there? 36 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:54,906 No. I think Roy Toy might have leaked it to... 37 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,700 ...a few other guys. 38 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,412 - Roy! Roy! Over here, Roy! - I gotta go. 39 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,292 Bananas. 40 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,226 - She's never this late. - Do you think she got laid? 41 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:26,563 Yes, I did. Anybody else? Show of hands. 42 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,440 - I did. - I did. 43 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:31,818 - Alan, you're lying. - Hey, Thai massages should count. 44 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,737 Anything new on the Roy Toy-Sharlee split? 45 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,740 - Roy Toy and Sharlee split? - I'm going to pretend you didn't 46 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,575 say that because you make terrific brownies. 47 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:41,411 Somebody find out why he would leak something so personal. 48 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:42,996 - I'll take it. - No, I got it. 49 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:47,417 When he did that shitty rap album, I did a piece on him: "Roy Toy's No Boy Toy." 50 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:50,087 Does Dr. Seuss know you're plagiarizing him? 51 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,756 Look, Roy thinks that I love him, which means that he loves me. 52 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:55,300 I've already left him a message on his cell phone. He'll call back. 53 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,344 - Good luck with that. - Believe me, he'll call me back. 54 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,346 OK, if he doesn't, Farber's on it. 55 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:02,933 In other news, we have Genevieve Fair and Zach Bauer. 56 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:08,438 It's a fantastic picture. But tragic because it's not our cover. 57 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,566 Who took this? A seagull? Camille? 58 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:15,362 - I know how to do my job. - You're a ray of sunshine, aren't you? 59 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:18,156 - Yeah, well, I do what I can. - Wait, those two together? No, no way. 60 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,575 - That's gotta be Photoshopped. - It isn't. I checked. 61 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,120 - Look, the pixels match. - Either way, it's fantastic. 62 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,372 They just got done doing that movie Shock together. 63 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:28,375 - It's PR, it's got to be PR. - No, the guy's a clown. 64 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,794 Don't you remember we couldn't run any of those photos of him? 65 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,630 Yeah, the one with no pants and when he used an apple as a bong. 66 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,468 - God, it hurt not to use those. - Genevieve is gorgeous. 67 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:41,012 She's got a serious career, she makes boatloads of cash. 68 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:44,266 She could have anybody she wants. Why would she be with that tool? 69 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,435 Excuse me, just a point of clarification. 70 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,812 - Yes, professor? - Does everybody here believe 71 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,940 these two couldn't be together solely based on their physical appearance? 72 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,775 - Yes. I agree with that. Yeah. - Are you kidding? 73 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:56,820 - That is completely superficial. - Well, then you're on the story. 74 00:03:56,945 --> 00:04:00,365 Prove all of us superficial people wrong. All right, what else? 75 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:03,118 The valet at the Mondrian told me that Holt McLaren left there last night 76 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,496 at 3:30am with Danica Ramos. 77 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,540 And he's shooting a movie. 78 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,585 You know, only a guy could do that and still look good for a 6am call. 79 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:14,337 Let's see if it's serious with Señorita Ramos, 80 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,506 or is he just enjoying a soft taco. 81 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,885 - What does that mean? I don't get it. - That's just gross. 82 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,845 You make lousy cappuccino. 83 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:26,224 Excuse me, I worked at Starbucks all through college. 84 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:29,060 I didn't realize that cosmetology school was now considered college. 85 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:32,647 Oh, I'm sorry, is somebody a little bent out of shape 86 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,691 because he didn't get to do the Roy Toy story? 87 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:39,029 Absolutely not. I am perfectly happy with the complex human mystery 88 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:42,199 that is Zach and Genevieve. And I look forward to proving you wrong. 89 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,534 You know what? My opinion is hardly superficial. 90 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,579 Nine times out of ten, good-looking people screw good-looking people. 91 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:53,210 But I can't wait to be proven right. Check the crew list of Shock. 92 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:57,839 Women talk to makeup, men talk to hair. And everybody talks to craft service. 93 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,217 Thank you very much, but I have a better lead. 94 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:03,303 Oh, I'm sorry. Is that idea too superficial for you? 95 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,765 I found Zach's ex-girlfriend. It goes a little deeper. 96 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,309 Wow, you know what? I'm shocked that you would want 97 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,437 to talk to anybody's ex-girlfriend. But that explains your pissy mood. 98 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,357 In the last week, I have crashed on two crappy fold-out couches 99 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,526 and shared one with a 15-year-old Pomeranian named Larry 100 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,320 who wants to mate with my ankle. 101 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:25,242 You know what? Call Lili Steiner. She's a realtor and a source. 102 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:29,538 But she hasn't gotten me anything in a while, so she owes me. 103 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:34,125 - That's very nice of you. - Now you owe me, too. 104 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:41,049 McPherson. Hi, Roy! 105 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,218 Yes. 106 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,971 Yes, I would like to see you. 107 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,058 The photographer's name is Graham Duncan. 108 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,936 - These are amazing. - And he's royalty. His mother is like 109 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,564 - the Duchess of something. - Doesn't that make him a Lord? 110 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,149 All I know is that he used to work for the London Times. 111 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,235 - Hey, lover. - Hey, Camille. 112 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,279 Hey. 113 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:06,324 Hey, Lucy. Who took these? 114 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,660 His name is Graham Duncan. He's a Brit. 115 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:12,122 Oh, yeah, yeah, I've heard of him. You gonna use him? 116 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:15,667 I don't know. We'll see. So, what do you know about the Roy Toy split? 117 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:19,921 - She didn't know nothing. - What do you mean? 118 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,299 You didn't notice anything off between the two of them? 119 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:25,343 I mean, if she doesn't know, how could I know? 120 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,847 Because you are brilliant and instinctive. 121 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,349 - Not so much anymore. - Oh, come on, don't give me that 122 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,143 bullshit about the drugs again. 123 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,730 Don, I put you there so you could find out what's really going on. 124 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:42,319 - I'm not a reporter, Lucy, you know? - Don, you record other people's 125 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:45,030 conversations all the time. All I'm asking you to do is record 126 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:48,199 - your own conversation with Sharlee. - It doesn't feel right. 127 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:51,828 - Well, make it feel right. - That's not very nice. 128 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,332 - Hey, Lucy, Ted called. - Not now. 129 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,458 OK. 130 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,712 - How come you're not talking to him? - Please don't change the subject. 131 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:05,884 Everyone and their mother wants to get to Sharlee. You already have her. 132 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:09,346 She likes you, Don. So just get her to talk. 133 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:12,098 This is... It's just so good. 134 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,726 Don't take away my fun. 135 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,271 OK. 136 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,944 Look, I didn't want to leave, but I had to. 137 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,030 I love Sharlee, but she's crazy, dude. 138 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,531 I can't leave Romy with her. 139 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,867 Yeah, well, she is kind of young to be a mother. 140 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,787 That's no excuse. She takes her to clubs at 3:00am . 141 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,206 What kind of a mother does shit like that? 142 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,792 I don't know, the kind of mother she had? 143 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,920 When you grow up with that, you either repeat that crap 144 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,422 or you prove to yourself you can do better. 145 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,300 I really thought she could. 146 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,054 She wanted so much to have a kid. 147 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,018 I'm so sorry. 148 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:00,522 What am I supposed to do now? 149 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,942 Well, are you gonna try for full custody? 150 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:08,113 I have to. She smokes way too much weed. 151 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:11,324 She thinks she's here to infuse the world with her magic. 152 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,412 Well, she has kind of has. 153 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,208 She's too out there now. 154 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,752 It's brutal, man. 155 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:25,755 Seeing somebody you love over the edge and not be able to help them. 156 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:31,011 You know, people are gonna think that this is about money. 157 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:34,305 Are you kidding? Look at the pre-nup. 158 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,308 OK, I'd make a hell of a lot more money if I stayed with her. 159 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,520 It isn't about me. It's about Romy. 160 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:42,856 Oh, God, which reminds me, 161 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,858 I have to pick up my other kids from their mother's. 162 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,695 - Here's the latest cut from my new CD. - Thanks. 163 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,196 Enjoy. 164 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:56,036 "What's up, Toy?" Nice. 165 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:59,456 I'm not crazy! 166 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,125 I'm not. You know that, right? 167 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:04,169 I know crazy, and you're not it. 168 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:09,174 Hey! Get your ass off that wall! 169 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,635 You know you're just giving them what they want when you do that. 170 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:17,265 I don't care. They're just pissed that you're in here and they're not. 171 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,476 Yeah. 172 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,020 Why is Roy talking shit about me? 173 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:26,733 He was the one who talked me into taking Romy into that club. 174 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,860 He did that, not me. 175 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,613 I admit it. 176 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,239 I smoke pot. 177 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,241 But he grows it. 178 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,495 Do you want some? 179 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,997 No, thank you. It makes me stupid. 180 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:44,918 He's having an affair. 181 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,379 I know he is. 182 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:54,094 He comes home in the middle of the day smelling like soap. 183 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,763 He's taking a shower somewhere. 184 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,018 That's what he used to do before he would go home to Debbi Ann. 185 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,650 What did I do to make him hate me so much? 186 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,027 He left two marriages. 187 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:14,197 It's his pattern. It's not you. 188 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,367 Donkey, will you help me? 189 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,536 You're my friend. 190 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,205 Will you find out who he left me for? 191 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,584 You wanna know how I found out he was leaving? 192 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:31,548 I'm coming out of the pet store and... 193 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:36,094 ...a bunch of papar-assholes blocked me, shouting, "Sharlee, Sharlee, Sharlee! 194 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:39,222 How's it feel to be a single mom?" 195 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,980 I don't want to find out that way. 196 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,902 Yeah. OK, I... 197 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,822 I will. I'll help you. 198 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,742 Just promise that you'll tell me before it gets printed. 199 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,162 I will. 200 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,170 Promise. 201 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,716 Promise. 202 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,477 - Hello, Jason. - Hey, Don. You working? 203 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,564 Yeah, I'm outside Roy Toy Manning's ex-wife's house 204 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:33,109 - waiting for him to pop out. - Like a cuckoo clock? 205 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,819 Yeah, kind of. 206 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,196 How are you feeling? 207 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,365 Well, they're releasing me. 208 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:43,995 I got the scaffolding off my face, but it still hurts like hell. 209 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,705 I just drank a hamburger. 210 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,627 - April taking you home? - No, she's in Philadelphia. 211 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,796 Her dad fell off a ladder. Now he's in the hospital. 212 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,465 Stellar week for her. 213 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:58,635 Well, come down here and stay with me. I got room. 214 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,637 And I'll take care of you. 215 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:04,933 Yeah. Just take care of yourself, OK? 216 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,477 Are you still getting your shots? 217 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:08,978 Yeah. 218 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,441 Oh, his neck's too thick. 219 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,361 - What? - Just get on a plane, OK? 220 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,530 - I love you, Donny. - Yeah, I love you, too. You, too. 221 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,818 Willa, it's Roy Toy. 222 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,903 I know. I don't trust myself for believing him. 223 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,614 I'm checking out his divorce lawyer. He's using the same one 224 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,658 - from his first divorce, so... - Well, let me know. 225 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,619 Hey, Lucy, you're on with Naomi. 226 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,329 Just got a call from the manager of Swingers. 227 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,374 Holt just got there and he's in a booth making out with that model Ingrid Laska. 228 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,126 She's like three and a half feet taller than him. 229 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,212 - She's definitely worth the climb. - I got it, Naomi. Kenny? 230 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:20,383 - Yeah, Ted Coleman called again. - All right, not now. Get me Don. 231 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,843 All right. OK. 232 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,060 - Don, Lucy. Lucy, Don. - Hi, Lucy. 233 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,355 - Hey, where are you? - At the park. 234 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,191 He's here with his kids. There's no sign of any girlfriend yet. 235 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,028 OK, I want you to leave Roy and go to Swingers Coffee Shop. 236 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,406 Get on Holt McLaren and Ingrid Laska. He'll be the one in a booster seat. 237 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,658 I thought you wanted me on Sharlee. 238 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,828 Well, I did, and now I want you on Holt McLaren. 239 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,248 Don't do it, Lucy. 240 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,042 It's too soon... after Julia. 241 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,420 Don, this is a legitimate follow-up to last week's story. 242 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,465 Excuse me. Do you have a child here at the park? 243 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,593 - I got to go. - Do it. 244 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,054 - Yeah, I'll... - Which one? 245 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,513 - Don... 246 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:11,017 - I'm going. - You better be! And don't come back! 247 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:15,355 Oh, God! Do you love torturing people? 248 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,609 Sometimes, sweetie. Looks like it's been a while. 249 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:23,196 You've never wanted the John Waters before. 250 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:27,575 I heard you were having dinner the other night at Matsuhisa with Ted Coleman. 251 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,412 - That's why I pay you the big bucks. - That's a ghost from the past. 252 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,164 Well, the timing is right. 253 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:37,627 Well, I guess he's had it with all the 20-year-old starlets. Lift your leg. 254 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,296 OK. 255 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,466 - Deep breath. Here we go. - Oh, God! 256 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,593 You're good. 257 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,804 What do you got for me? 258 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:52,475 Well, I did Zach Bauer's sister yesterday. The "artist." 259 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,145 Anyway, She told me that Zach and Genevieve were actually doing it 260 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,481 - during their love scene. - That's good. 261 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,109 Really? How good? 262 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,194 - Personal space. - Sorry. 263 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:04,695 Twenty-five hundred. 264 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,990 And if it checks out and we're the only ones, another 75. 265 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,326 Plus 150 for the John Waters. 266 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:11,994 - All right, no problem. - Careful, sweetie. 267 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,288 You've only got the John, not the Waters. 268 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,085 My friend says you're selling a '72 Firebird Trans Am. 269 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,839 Yeah, sweet. So how's 5:30? 270 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,676 OK, perfect. Yeah, I'll see you then. 271 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:30,638 Yes. Cameraman from Shock. Halfway home. 272 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,724 You know, it's too bad you didn't check the crew list in the first place. 273 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,476 You'd be home by now. 274 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,438 Wow. You're really starting to sound like my ex-girlfriend. 275 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,773 And I'm starting to understand why she's an ex. 276 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,360 By the way, why are you the one moving out when she's the one who dumped you? 277 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,530 - Why is that of interest to you? - How did you guys meet? 278 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,782 She approached me in line at Trader Joe's. 279 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:54,203 Have you ever made a first move? Ever? 280 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,248 OK, then. 281 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,378 So Sharlee has been paying Debbi Ann $15,000 a month 282 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,714 to take care of his kids from his first marriage. 283 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,507 She feels guilty about breaking them up. 284 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,009 - That's a whole lot of guilt. - Yeah. 285 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,969 Let's find out how Debbi Ann feels about this breakup. 286 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,888 - OK. - Hey, Lucy, 287 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,348 - there's a gentleman in your office. - Kenny, 288 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,934 stop letting people in my office! 289 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,314 - Somebody revive Kenny. - I'll get back to you. 290 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,193 You don't have to look any further. 291 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,904 Because I will deliver. I will deliver, darling. That's why. 292 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,532 You know me. All right. No, I'll see you on Wednesday. Thank you, bye. 293 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:35,536 I'm so sorry. Sorry. Graham Duncan. Pleasure to meet you. 294 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,039 Lucy Spiller. I wish I could say the same. 295 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,792 Yeah. I tend to make myself at home wherever I am, sorry. 296 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,253 Obviously. It's a good policy. 297 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,423 Except for in my office. How did you get in the building? 298 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:51,844 Oh, I talked my way in. Don't be alarmed, your security is excellent. 299 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,847 Heard you were a big fan of my work. 300 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,143 Well, despite your entitlement issue, 301 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,522 I think your Icon cover with Zach and Genevieve is extraordinary. 302 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,024 I got that shot while parasailing. 303 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:09,445 - That wasn't just luck? - God, no. Luck is for amateurs. 304 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,448 Yeah, I followed them around for 11 days. I'm quite obsessed 305 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,660 - with getting the ultimate shot. - Clearly. 306 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,664 About Don Konkey. He's pretty good. 307 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,209 - Does he work primarily with you? - We have an agreement. 308 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:27,129 Oh, that's sweet. No, no, I admire that kind of loyalty. 309 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:30,007 But personally, I prefer an open relationship. 310 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,176 I find it much more pleasurable. 311 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,388 Whatever satisfies you. 312 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,437 OK, well, I think you and I are gonna work together very, very well. 313 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,401 Wow. 314 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:56,492 Debbi Ann. Hi. Hi... I'm... Sorry. 315 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,327 I'm Willa McPherson with Dirt Now. 316 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,789 - Oh, Christ on a crutch. - Could I talk to you for one second? 317 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,626 If you help me unload the car. I have a million and one things to do today. 318 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,003 I totally understand. 319 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,505 If you understood, you would disappear. 320 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,551 Look, you probably know Roy better than anybody. 321 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,386 We had to come to you. 322 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,513 Why do you think he would do something like this to Sharlee? 323 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,266 Give me a break. He didn't do anything to her. 324 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,644 He's a very good father, and he's always taken very good care of his kids. 325 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,187 You're not helping. 326 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:30,026 Wasn't it Sharlee that made sure you were taken care of? 327 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,944 Yeah, so? 328 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,322 She felt bad because she busted up our family. 329 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,408 She should feel bad! She seduced my husband. 330 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,036 You can put sequins on trash, but the trash still stinks. 331 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:46,167 So you don't think that Roy had any part in their breakup at all? 332 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,210 No, I don't. 333 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:53,215 It's just that these things usually aren't that one-sided, you know? 334 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,635 Well, this one is, Wendy. 335 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,429 Look, I don't know what happened between the two of them, 336 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:02,058 and frankly, I don't care. Sharlee is getting exactly what she deserves. 337 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:07,980 - What goes around comes around. - Could I just ask one more...? 338 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,733 Now, leave me alone. Watch the hatch. 339 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:23,788 She blames Sharlee? Roy leaves Debbi Ann, then leaves Sharlee, 340 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,415 and he's the victim? Oh, it's such bullshit. 341 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,502 It's always the other woman, and never the wandering prick. 342 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,253 He's just better at working the media. 343 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,090 Well, he's working way too hard to try to convince everyone 344 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,634 he's not having an affair. So find out who he's having one with. 345 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:40,346 Well, ladies and gentlemen, I just had a private screening this afternoon 346 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,974 with a beautiful love scene where Zach Bauer and Genevieve Fair 347 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:48,396 - were engaged in flagrante delicto. - A foreign film? 348 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,690 Screwing. 349 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,192 Kauffman, it's hearsay unless you have a copy. 350 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:57,655 - From the guy who shot it. - Seriously? Well, good work. 351 00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,365 Help yourself to one of Naomi's brownies. 352 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,409 - Thanks. - Call their publicists 353 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,453 and see if they want to make a statement before this little tidbit goes to press. 354 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,291 It was unbelievable. The director calls "cut" and they don't stop, 355 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,128 for quite some time. Right? Nobody's that good an actor. 356 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,130 - You're welcome. - Yeah. You know what? 357 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,465 I got to go meet Lili Steiner. She's gonna show me a guest house. 358 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,050 You're welcome again. 359 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,350 Is that you, Donny? 360 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,480 - You've been on me all day. - Thanks for noticing. 361 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,274 Gimme a second, OK? 362 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:39,739 - You're really dedicated. - Pretty much. 363 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,993 What, slow week? There's gotta be better stories than me around. 364 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,328 Whatever you do is enough. 365 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,247 For who? 366 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:50,958 Your fans. 367 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,337 I'm just trying to live my life, man. 368 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,048 I'm just trying to take pictures of it. 369 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,803 OK. Fair enough. 370 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,478 If she wants to keep tabs on me, she should do it herself. 371 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,356 You should tell her yourself. 372 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:19,945 Good to see you. 373 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,575 Could I get a picture of you and your friend? 374 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,161 - She's a little camera shy. - She is? 375 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,662 Yeah. 376 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,373 Thanks anyway. 377 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,964 I'm done. 378 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,051 - You're not done. - I know what you're doing. 379 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,053 It's your business. It's not mine. 380 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,639 I'm not taking his picture anymore. 381 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,567 Please record your message. 382 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:02,238 Hi, Graham, this is Lucy Spiller. I need you to get on Holt McLaren. 383 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,865 Send me everything you get. Thank you. 384 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,618 Well, Lili Steiner came through in a big way. 385 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,204 - She got you a place? - She's driving me up Stone Canyon 386 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:14,750 to show me this guest house, when she points to this hideous faux château 387 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:18,546 and she tells me that Roy Toy's ex, Debbi Ann, is seriously considering it. 388 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,549 - For four point two million dollars. - She must be window shopping. 389 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,260 - She doesn't have that kind of money. - She had a letter pre-qualifying her 390 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:28,347 from the bank. Look, Roy Toy hasn't seen any other woman but his ex. 391 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:29,932 She's looking at houses she can't afford. 392 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,434 She's blasting Sharlee and defending him. 393 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,228 He's having an affair with Debbi Ann. 394 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,064 Why would he have an affair with the same woman he left for Sharlee 395 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,942 - in the first place? - Why do men do any things they do? 396 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:43,821 You think it's inconceivable that he might actually be in love with her? 397 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,240 Oh, God, Farber, you're living in a Reese Witherspoon movie. 398 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:49,910 - I prefer a Jane Austen novel. - Kids! Prove he's having the affair. 399 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,871 That is a great cover. 400 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:54,123 And take Don with you. He's available. 401 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:58,085 OK. I can't believe Lili Steiner came through for you. It's so unfair. 402 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:10,973 See, I don't think I can get it. He's a total phone freak. 403 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,810 - And he never puts it down. - Only need it for a couple of minutes. 404 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:18,981 Now, do you want chocolate or strawberry milk? 405 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,901 - Strawberry. - OK. 406 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:26,322 Anything digital can be tracked. Willa, at work, 407 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:29,199 said you can hack into the card and pull it up on the computer. 408 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:32,161 The government does it all the time. And they know all kinds of stuff. 409 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:36,123 You know, I thought they knew stuff until 9/11. 410 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,167 They don't know shit about what's going on. 411 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,836 Oh, they know. I was being watched. 412 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,339 You were? 413 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,884 No. I don't know. 414 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:50,971 I'm schizophrenic. But I'm taking shots. I'm getting better. 415 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,098 Yeah. 416 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:59,146 You know, I know what it's like to be watched all the time. 417 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:03,943 - It's pretty scary. - Whether it's real or not. 418 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:10,157 Do you think that Roy's gonna find out what you're doing? 419 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:14,828 I don't have to do it. 420 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:20,876 I want to know. 421 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,631 OK. 422 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,055 Have them send an arrangement to my mother tomorrow. 423 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:36,684 It's her birthday. Make sure there's lots of lilies. She's allergic. 424 00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:38,018 Wow. 425 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:44,400 - Hi. I'm Genevieve. - I know who you are. 426 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:48,237 Hi. Lucy Spiller. I just am shocked to see you here. 427 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:51,240 We don't get visitors of your kind, just the occasional process server. 428 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:54,618 Yeah, we just wanted to set the record straight... about us. 429 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,621 - What about you? - We had sex during our shoot. 430 00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:01,875 We couldn't help it. We're out of our minds for each other. Right? 431 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,717 How would you...? OK. How would you like to do an interview right now? 432 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:13,637 - All you had to do is ask. - Great. My office is right in there. 433 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:15,764 - Let's go. - Is that a plastic shirt? 434 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,349 Yeah and neoprene. 435 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,280 OK. 436 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,575 Here. Here it is. Please hurry. 437 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:37,286 He's just reading Romy Pat the Bunny. 438 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:41,707 It's so weird. He's just playing with her and acting like everything's fine. 439 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,085 I feel sick. 440 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:49,423 Here. Just in case you get hungry. 441 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,467 Good. Thanks. 442 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,265 OK. Bye. 443 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:05,397 It's nice to remember why I got into the business. 444 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:09,651 Yeah, I wanted to prove that good television wasn't an oxymoron. 445 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,320 - You know what I did today? - What? 446 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,989 Had corporate marketing fusion integration meetings 447 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:17,326 - with the parent company. - Wow. No wonder you called so much. 448 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:19,828 Yeah, by the way, thanks for taking my calls. 449 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,122 Oh, I'm sorry, I was swamped. 450 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,500 Don't even try and pull that off with me. 451 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,002 If you want to take a call, you take a call. 452 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:29,671 Look, you don't need to run away. All right? There's no pressure here. 453 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:33,759 At all. I just, you know, I like being with you. 454 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,472 You, my friend, are a great salesman. 455 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,646 You left your phone on the counter. 456 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:49,024 Oh, my God. I'm a genius. 457 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:52,319 Bye, baby. Daddy loves you. 458 00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:00,160 - Bye. - Whatever, yo. 459 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,038 Ouch. 460 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:16,176 Hey, do you want to go to the Hollywood Gold Awards with me? 461 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,013 It would actually be kind of fun if I went with you. 462 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,184 Hello? 463 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,565 Sure. 464 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:33,193 - Don't sound so excited. - What? 465 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:51,420 Brayden, if you don't sit on the potty, you're going to peeps the bed. 466 00:27:51,545 --> 00:27:55,090 One more thing about that goddamn potty, and I'm gonna shoot myself. 467 00:27:56,466 --> 00:28:00,679 Brayden! Roy, can you just go get him and put him on the potty, please? 468 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:02,973 I'm serious. Get me a gun. 469 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:04,141 He doesn't have to go. 470 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:07,436 Well, put a Pull-Up on him then, if he doesn't have to go now. 471 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,237 I know he's a cheater, but he seems like a good dad. 472 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,531 I mean, most guys cheat anyway, right? 473 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:22,993 I don't know. Maybe you just choose guys who cheat. 474 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:24,661 No, I don't. 475 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:29,333 Maybe I do. 476 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:43,472 Holy shit! They're having an affair. 477 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:45,682 Not nice. 478 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:48,685 Unbelievable. I don't understand. 479 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:50,812 You don't have to understand. 480 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:53,899 Is that a tattoo on her ass? 481 00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:57,152 "Roy's Toy." 482 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,488 Well, that seals it. We got it. 483 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,490 No, no, let's keep watching. 484 00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:06,328 Don, that's gross. Do it on your own time. 485 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:07,871 Wait, wait, wait... 486 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:11,333 Seriously? Rent a video or something. Let's go. 487 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,668 It's my job. 488 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:20,509 No wonder I like bad boys. 489 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:24,638 Why can't we live together now? You already moved out. 490 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:28,016 Babe, if we lived together now, it's gonna look funky. 491 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:32,145 Well, then you should have stayed married to her for another year. 492 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,982 We could have gotten another million out of her. 493 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:39,861 Oh, my God. His whole marriage to Sharlee was a complete scam! 494 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:42,572 What an asshole! This is fantastic! 495 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,659 The truth always comes out in the afterglow. 496 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:48,537 Just be patient. 497 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:52,040 You know, you're kind of spooky, in a good way. 498 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,460 So are you. 499 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,717 You couldn't make this Roy Toy stuff up. Nobody would believe it. 500 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:04,511 Never underestimate the truly greedy. 501 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:10,225 - Who is that? - Bond. James Bond. 502 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:11,893 - Hi, Graham. - Hey. 503 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:16,064 You did a great job on the Holt McLaren photos. You really captured the moment. 504 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,275 Thank you. That's brilliant. 505 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,944 I mean, they really liked each other, so that made it easier for me. 506 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,654 Great. 507 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:25,073 Sorry. Excuse me. 508 00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:26,783 Elaine. 509 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,454 Darling, how are you? 510 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,081 Yeah, probably about ten minutes. 511 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,083 All right, see you there. 512 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:38,086 Elaine Bass? Another assignment with Icon? 513 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:40,756 No, no, just a quick coffee. 514 00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:42,924 Right. All right, well, I'll call you later. 515 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:45,427 I'll look forward to that. Cheers. 516 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,059 I don't want to tell you. 517 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,312 You have to. 518 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:58,523 It's not good. 519 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,609 It's not good. 520 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:04,446 Will you play with my hair, Don? 521 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:14,039 It's Debbi Ann. 522 00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:15,832 They never really broke up. 523 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,876 They planned it to get your money. 524 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:22,881 What do you mean? 525 00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:35,727 He married you, but he never really left her. 526 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,399 But we had Romy. 527 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,490 No, he... 528 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,910 He loved me. 529 00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:57,499 We were... We were in love. 530 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,503 You were. 531 00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:06,007 I'm sorry. 532 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:09,511 I saw them. 533 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,224 These are pictures. 534 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:15,851 They're yours. 535 00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:18,478 Give them to your lawyer or whatever. 536 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:22,190 You're a good friend. 537 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,734 You're a really good friend. 538 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:30,157 - Thank you. - Are you OK? 539 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,534 Thank you so much. 540 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:36,580 Thank you, Don. 541 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:40,375 Sharlee, I'm worried about you. 542 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,669 Thank you, Don. 543 00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:46,339 Thank you. 544 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,804 You keep some, Don. 545 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,390 Sell it on the Internet if you need some money. 546 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,405 What did I do? 547 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,499 I don't want it on me! 548 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:24,419 Help me get it out! 549 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,193 Hey, Don! 550 00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:53,615 It's me! 551 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:55,659 Coming. 552 00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:05,961 - Jason, you came. - Yep. 553 00:34:06,086 --> 00:34:08,880 Well, let me help. Here, let me get that. 554 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,549 Thanks. 555 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:30,819 - I need you, Donny. - I'm here. I'm here. 556 00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:37,450 I like your place. 557 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,578 I'm going to get some blinds. 558 00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:43,540 The kind they deliver and fix in, you know, three days. 559 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,211 Sorry about the smell. I dropped some chemicals. 560 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,338 No, that's OK. I'm taking a shitload of them. 561 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:53,466 - Yeah. Yeah, me, too. - You look good. 562 00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:55,760 You lost weight. 563 00:34:56,052 --> 00:35:00,223 There's some cheese and some salami in the refrigerator. 564 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:05,895 Hey, where are you going? 565 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:09,441 I got to deliver some photographs to Lucy. 566 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:12,444 - I just got here. - Yeah, I'm sorry. You know... 567 00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:16,573 Bathroom's just right around the bend right here, and here's the couch. 568 00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:20,702 And this... this is Tristan 2. 569 00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:22,120 He'll keep you company. 570 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,335 All right, well, let's catch up when you get back. 571 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:31,379 When I get back, we'll catch up. It'll be good. 572 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,216 It's great, I can't believe it. 573 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:48,521 Congratulations... on breaking the Roy story. So glad I could help. 574 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:51,232 And I'm so glad that I could steer you in the right direction 575 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:55,320 - with Zach and Genevieve. - How about that? 576 00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,447 They really do love each other. 577 00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,950 Yes, you were right. 578 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:03,912 - You're an unadulterated romantic. - Unadulterated? 579 00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:06,623 That's a lot of syllables. Don't hurt yourself. 580 00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:10,251 Listen, because of me you found a great place to live. 581 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,712 You should be kissing my ass. 582 00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:16,383 Could I start with your lips? 583 00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:21,971 - Farber, was that a first move? - Yeah, it was. 584 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,869 No. No, not in there. Skeletons. 585 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:55,797 - Hey, where you been? - Here. 586 00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:06,641 Oh, sweet Lord. 587 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,601 Don, these are phenomenal. 588 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:13,273 - No one else has these? - Nope. That was just me and her. 589 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,652 You are a god. 590 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,156 This cover is going to kill. 591 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:22,991 I hate it. 592 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:27,579 Lucy, why can't we help her? 593 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:32,459 Because we're not her doctor, her family or her friends. 594 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:36,212 Oh, I can only be her friend when you want me to be? That's not right. 595 00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:41,301 Don, celebrities sign up to be a part of this circus. 596 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,261 When a clown puts on a big red rubber nose, 597 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:46,139 he's expecting people to point and laugh. 598 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,933 God knows what they'd do if we stopped watching. 599 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,520 - It's not right, though. - Oh, it's not right? 600 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:55,857 Don, you're getting healthier so now you're developing a conscience? 601 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,275 It's perfect. 602 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:04,032 You can't control me and you don't like that, do you? 603 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:09,370 Loving people is not about controlling them! OK? 604 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,456 That's not what it's about! 605 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:47,325 What are you doing? 606 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,870 I'm glad you're here. 607 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,164 I probably shouldn't be. 608 00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:11,850 What is this thing? 609 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:14,853 I don't know. I just want to be with you. 610 00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:16,813 Me, too. 611 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:24,946 You know, maybe we should just start over. 612 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:29,117 Because I want to get it right this time. 613 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,412 We got some of it right. 614 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,711 Lucy Spiller, would you like to go on a date with me? 615 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:42,213 Yes, I would. 616 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,300 How about the... 617 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,970 ...the Hollywood Gold Awards? 618 00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:53,141 We can't do that. Besides, I'm already going with someone. 619 00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:58,563 So, we're still seeing other people? 620 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:01,733 Yeah, but I'll be thinking about you. 621 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,652 Can this count as our first date? 622 00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:08,448 No, I think we just started over. 623 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:11,868 So I wouldn't invite you in or anything? No. 624 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,038 That would be too soon. It might scare me off. 625 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:18,750 No, I wouldn't want to do that. No. 626 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:24,297 I'd love to kiss you good night, though. 627 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:31,012 Me, too.